Funny birthday greetings to a friend

I congratulate you today, I wish you health, so that neither sclerosis nor any other arthrosis torments you. Let everything always be beautiful: a yacht, a house in the Maldives, a car and a personal plane. Let there be rest all year round.

You drown in a sea of beer and don’t forget about me. Let there be a shish kebab with the beer. And happy birthday, old man!

Until the sand falls off you, And your jaw doesn’t lie in that glass over there, I wish you, with your bare hands, To catch your luck right by the sock.

As long as you remember your name and don’t go to work in slippers, I wish you to rest so well that on Saturday you Wake up and wonder: are you there or there.

I wish, friend, not to become limp in trouble, to solve problems at once, without hesitation, and to live in old age without dementia, and to be warmly received everywhere.

Congratulations! Let things be normal, You, like Schwartz, are always in great shape, Girls are wringing their necks, From sudden love, they are melting. Be lucky, good luck, favorite, loyal friend, kind and open!

Let your birthday heat up the crazy blood again! You are now the main character, Feel the inner courage. I wish you to solve the cycle without worries. And live like a king, not like a slave, Spitting carelessly at the ceiling!

Let the ocean of happiness surround you everywhere! I wish friendship for the ship to keep its previous course! I prefer one I instead of a hundred friends! A friend is a diamond among men and the best of men! May you always live joyfully under the tent of shining stars and sunny days and happiness await you!

My friend, accept greetings from a friend. Let's shake off the old days today. And let it not be our merit that it is becoming increasingly difficult to be yourself. When we are bent, we grow stronger And we learn the value of friendship. Come in, we'll drink tea and chew some cookies, heal our darned nerves, Shevchuk will sing something to us. And even if all the women were bitches, Your love will come. And there will be a new birthday with a big box of luck!

Like in a fairy tale Winnie the Pooh - For me you are my best friend! We are like water in a storm - Wherever you go, I will go!

Happy Birthday to You! I wish you happiness! A wallet full of money! So that all enemies are crossed!

Friends, our friendly family congratulate you: May adversity rush away and fill your years of joyful light with happiness. So that advice and love that is stronger than steel reigns in the family. You have become dearer to us. If we are one family, our friends are for you!

How important it is to have time to do everything in life: Plant children and give birth to a house, And don’t forget to build a tree, And I would like to have a model wife... You will have all this, I know for sure, In a different order, maybe, but that’s not the point. Happy birthday today, be happy and healthy!

Gorgeous girl, yacht and apartment... Not even an apartment, but a huge house! A lot of travel, you will fly around half the world, This is what will happen soon in your future! That’s what, my friend, I wish for you, The main thing is that your health does not fail you, Well, I congratulate you on your birthday, May you be successful and lucky in life!

Happy birthday, buddy, I wish from the bottom of my heart that your business prospers, that you succeed in everything! So that you don’t get into trouble, be surrounded by love. For joy, fun, To drink, but without a hangover!

I wish you on your birthday, May you give joy every day. So that you can be just a lion in your career and a rabbit in matters of love. I wish you beautiful ladies and faithful friends, like me. So that the money just keeps coming, The cars just get faster!

I wish you, dear, sweet, golden, sweet and bright, like a fire, gifts,

I wish you, dear one, that love will burst into your soul as an uninvited guest and suck out all your blood,

I wish you to jump on the clouds, And pick cherries as a reward, I wish you to smile at your friends, And never, in general, stumble!

I wish you to receive a large Mercedes and a basket of money as a gift. Be happy, communicate actively with friends. I want to give you mountains of good luck!

May this luck help you on the long and bright path of life. And let those people always wait for you at home, it’s nice to go with whom.

Funny poems for a friend, congratulations on his anniversary

Happy birthday, old man, my dear friend. The guy is not smart, there's no helping it. I wish you to use your talent harmoniously in business, so that your work is appreciated in decent money.

So that you have a wonderful life, Do everything clearly and beautifully - Row your armful of money, Sail along the best path.

So that everything is perfect - In the refrigerator - decent, In the garage, the car is practical And the bank account is nice.

Women in short skirts, Curvy, sensitive, the most meek, Sleepless nights, but happy, Wonderful and funny moments.

Let life be successful, Let all your needs be affordable. Let it not be tormented by boredom. And happy birthday, buddy!

What can you wish for a friend? Run and dance out of happiness, Don’t bite your fingers out of nerves, Love and respect yourself.

Buy a comfortable bed. Or maybe just play? No, it's better to buy dollars! Give bills to neighbors.

Receive a salary in a safe, win always and everywhere, know the value of your talents, take everything you need from life.

To become a famous big shot in the world, to save beautiful girls. Be healthy, don’t be discouraged, and dig up a treasure at the dacha.

Well, what else can I tell you? You, friend, don’t get tired of dreaming. Ah, I remembered... Feelings, kindness, fun! And, of course, happy birthday!

I wish you a good journey, Walk this path with friends, May you enjoy good health, And never lose heart. Smiles, joy, good luck, Live to be a hundred! And not otherwise.

Happy Birthday, dear friend, I wish to disturb the neighbors' peace. Let your congratulations last until the morning, It’s time to have fun to the fullest.

I’ll drink your health to your health, And I’ll pour a fuller drink to your male friendship. It’s good that it’s your birthday only once a year, Otherwise, friend, we’d get drunk together.

Always ready to help friends, You don’t waste words! I can always turn to you! Feel free to rely on a friend! And let the years fly You will never let you down, I know you are a friend forever!

You will hold me and understand me in any situation, I always feel calm with you: You will never let me down!

Let every turn in life, no matter how steep it may be, always lead only to the better! Be happy and loved by fate!

Happy birthday, And I wish this year that it will be fulfilled, And free from worries. Chicks, chicks, girls, will line up together, lift up their skirts, and show the exhibit. Be in demand, my friend, Appreciate and press every day, Fly like an airplane through life, And make your dreams come true.

Well, buddy, congratulations! I wish you a lot of happiness, joy, more luck. A dacha in the very center of Poland. Wallet full of money. There are many women at your feet. Outside the window there is a cool car, and a pack of Lukoil shares. What do you wish for to come true, so that you want and can do it!

Happy Birthday! Now we’ll put on a show, we’ll give you our gift, and we’ll teach you not to drink!

Just try not to get drunk. I don't know what will happen! We are true friends, and today you can’t do that!

Let's remember joy and success. You are the best today! Happy Birthday again Don't forget to invite all of us!

I wish you a beautiful girl, an apartment, or better yet, a two-story house somewhere outside the city, so that you travel a lot, see half the world, so that a cool tune sounds in your heart. And also, my friend, at this hour I wish you that good health never fails you, Congratulations, Happy Birthday, congratulations, And I wish that you are always lucky in business.

I wish, friend, that you may always be lucky in everything, and for this you get yourself a huge notebook, and write down your dreams and important wishes there, and may all your dreams be forgotten. Let life accept all the notes as an important order, Let all your dreams come true every time, And let a dozen of them come true, right on your birthday, I wish that you receive only pleasure from life!

Many years ago, you, my friend, suddenly appeared, And your height was good, and your weight was quite good, But age-related experience and all sorts of accumulations, As before, you are not pressed at all by the press. But on the other hand, you are rich in spirit, and not at all in money, You have kept all the friends that you have kept close since childhood, And today, to you, our friend, we will drink, And we will have enough joint strength to solve all the problems.

Funny birthday greetings to a friend (23 pcs.)

On your holiday, my friend, the world is beautiful around you - everything around you is smiling. I wish you victories, May the whole world be yours! And my toast is dedicated to you - I wish you wonderful news, good friends every day! Solutions to problems, good luck in the heart and joy to the point of frenzy!

Your character has been known to us for a long time. In everything you go right to the goal. You don’t know life from movies, but have experienced it in practice. Your birthday is a step that means a lot in life. We would like to wish you health, happiness and good luck.

Birthday is great, It’s not even in vain We came to you today Because being alone So crazy with pleasure is just a perversion! In general, happy birthday to you!.. A glass... That is, I shake your hand!

We wish that girls love, that friends are with you - both in water and in fire. So that fate always leads you through life, Taking your palm into your wise hands!

Let your birthday bring a lot of joy, troubles, meetings and pleasure, noisy fun! Let them respect you at home, at work, you will always be dressed, only in fashion! Let beautiful women run after you! Your dreams will come true and away with worries!

My friend, we have been through a lot together, sometimes we even quarreled. But it’s not for nothing that songs are written about her - About truly masculine friendship! I wish you happiness on your birthday, you know that I will support you in everything! Good luck in everything, joy, luck! I value our friendship very much!

Have fun, celebrate your birthday! You're such a cool guy, it's cool for everyone to be friends with you! Be kind to you by fate, And surrounded by attention, May everyone adore you, And respect you more! May you be happy and loved, irreplaceable in all matters!

Be optimistic and smile, joke a lot and enjoy yourself, be the center of attention with friends, and experience a lot of passions! Meetings of interesting, different events, Lots of hugs and becoming famous! All that I wish for you today, May it become real in your life!

Birthday is a sad holiday! But don’t be sad in vain! Dip your head into a delicious salad in a big way, so that everyone around you will say: The birthday boy is not easy! Either he’s crazy (we didn’t know!) Or he’s just young! We would like to wish you good luck. People like you make people laugh or cry, no one is indifferent, believe me!

Hello, bro, I heard: you are walking, celebrating your Jam day. And I’m glad to congratulate you, Let’s party like a year ago. I want to wish you only to reap the fruits of love, to succeed, to be in the clip, and to drink excellent cognac. Life is short, hurry up, you have to do everything in life.

I wish, my friend, on this birthday, wild, indecent fun. So that I can hear congratulations from my neighbors, So that there are no complaints to the police. So that they give not a screwdriver with a drill, but a fishing rod, a two-person tent. May your life be without incident, With green light and a smooth road.

I wish only victories in bed, So that they bring lunch there, And before dinner too, And so that only the face is wider, So that they run after you, And you brag about your victories, And don’t lie, But become an admiral of love!

What can you wish for a friend on your bright birthday?! So that life does not know boredom, only crazy joy! So that he solves life's dilemmas, So that no one pours sand. So there was only one problem: Which jeep should I drive?!

Happy Birthday, Here's a bag of cookies for you, Three bears, two hundred books And a bag of cedar cones, Ten songs, six riddles, One hundred different fairy tales, The sun from the sky, a sea of happiness And two potions for bad weather, Tea with cake, of course, too, ( We'll help you eat it.) In general, smile more, enjoy life boldly. Remember, there will only be one time, as much as there is now!

I thought for a long time how to congratulate you, I thought for a long time how to surprise you. Then I decided to come and, right from the doorstep, give the keys to my “car”! And what?! Nothing is too bad for a friend! Own it, ride it - remember kindness! Happy Birthday, friend! Don't be surprised! On my birthday, I’ll take the “car”!

Happy birthday, brother, I collected a lot of books, I congratulate you in kind, May you be a channel, A lot of beer, a lot of chicks, A lot of money in a bag, You are a lucky boy, A new car for you!

I will not wish for banal things. I wish you to have such a blast in life, so that up there, the heavens are stunned. They all want to repeat the encore. So that everything is covered in chocolate and gingerbread, So that a super beauty loves you. And you had an amazing and great time with her. Good luck to you! Happy birthday, my friend!

Happy Birthday, my friend! There will be a lot of girlfriends, very cute, lively, sexy and dashing. There will be many friends, Bright holiday lights. Fashionable clothes, euros, cars. Only this way and no other way!

My friend! There are many real things: Scotch whiskey, Cuban tobacco, Happiness can still be real, And let it be that way for you. But if it’s cold and windy outside, And if something suddenly doesn’t go well, Then always remember that there is still one true and faithful friend in the world.

All the balloons are inflated for you, And the smiles of the women are not in vain, The flowers have blossomed for you, After all, today is your birthday, You were born many years ago, And you once went to kindergarten, Even though during this time you got married, So not at all changed. Always be as young as you are, for me, my friend, you are irreplaceable, I acquired everything good that is in my destiny thanks to you!

I’m not afraid of lofty words, When I dedicate poems to you: “Friends, our union is wonderful!” I never forget you. Both in difficult and cheerful times, always support and understand. And I’m ready to be a friend, a mother, even an aunt for you! Now, beloved friends, I offer everyone a drink. Let the light of friendship always burn, And let heart speak to heart!

Happy Birthday Buddy! We went through fire and water, Thousands of troubles, thousands of obstacles, Adversity did not break us! The seas are all knee-deep to us And the heat of conflagrations is not scary. Be happy, my faithful friend! We are strong through friendship, comrade!

Our friendship is real and boundless, Pure and holy always, I, my best friend, congratulate you, May luck guide us through the years. On your birthday, accept congratulations, May your mood be great, May your dreams always come true, May the Lord protect you.

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Funny birthday wishes for a friend. Humorous congratulations

I want to cheer up my friend today. I am sending this birthday greeting: Be as healthy as an elephant, so that everyone will be afraid, So that no pugs will cling.

Calm - like a boa constrictor, so that in the portrait one can read about authority without words. Strong - like a lion among other animals, Wise - like an owl, with many ideas,

Loving people are like a cat in March. Live like a baobab tree for up to three hundred years. But seriously, just be happy. And don’t forget about me, friend, in your life!

I won’t give you a million and I won’t promise you a Lamborghini. But know, friend, how much I appreciate you. Happy birthday today. More of everything - joy, friends And happiness so that it would fly in the air Walking through life became more fun And the adversity left no spirit!

On your birthday, I wish you to burst your stomach from laughter, and in your love affairs, to have lasting success! Let there be a lot of zeros on your bills, Let the money in your pockets multiply like rabbits.

Congratulations, buddy! I don’t want hundreds or thousands. There are much more enviable things, Those with which it is simpler and easier: Faith, joy, friends and health, And also respect with love. If all this happens, then you will definitely become very, very happy!

Today you are our hero and you are deservedly proud of yourself. Looking forward to a cheerful banquet, Wishes for many years to come. I want to get ahead of everyone And give you this verse, I wish you to get rich faster, To be more influential than kings!

If they ask me how I feel about you, I will say - we are like relatives, I always care about you. And on this day I wish you to always be healthy. And so that laziness does not interfere with reaching the very top!

It’s a friend’s birthday - Today we’ll drink, And we will, without a doubt, love girls. I wish you joy, Don’t be discouraged, Let life prepare sweets, Let your dreams come true!

We celebrate your birthday: With cakes, gifts, wishes, sweet toasts. In groups without a tower Or in the kitchen for a couple With the cat Masha, Frying pancakes with sesame seeds Know that we all adore You!

My friend, accept my congratulations. I hasten to congratulate you on your birthday. I wish you girls beyond measure, Busty, butt. Let the cuties and bitches be with you, surround you. Let the hot nights burn with you. Let any idea be fun. Live, enjoy, get drunk from life.

My friend, on your life’s path, try to get around all the hardships and obstacles, So that you don’t frown with grief, And celebrate birthdays with friends. After all, these holidays were invented for childhood, But even now they are interesting to us, Because this is an occasion for pleasant meetings With those friends whom I was able to protect. We may be few, but we are strong, and our friendship has become tart wine. So let's move our glasses together in a joyful outburst, So that we can be healthy, so that we can be friends forever.

Funny birthday wishes for a friend

Believe it if you want, believe it if you want, There is a beast wandering somewhere nearby. He does not live in the dense forest, in the mighty Russian language. This animal is called “elk” - this has long been the custom. Let “ELK” be with you, so that you can eat and sleep, so that you can drink for three, so that you want and can, so that happiness does not end, so that you dream about good things, so that things succeed, so that everything always comes true.

On your birthday, congratulations from us are just the thing. We send kind words - that's two. Being ahead all the time is three. Living with everyone in friendship, in peace, seems to be four. Never be discouraged - that's five. Multiplying everything you have is six. Being considerate to everyone is seven. Always being at a normal weight means eight, nine, ten. Well, and in addition to this - Happiness, joy, good luck!

The hero of the first landing, and beaten mercilessly in it, We congratulate the businessman on his next birthday! You put down the trunks, bags, hide the bills and invoices: Let's raise our glasses to a series of continuous successes. Love is not a small part of life. A hard worker, so that you may be, The difficult road to happiness deservedly led you! And in this world, crazy and fast, please become a minister as soon as possible!!! Happy Birthday!

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Comic short toasts at the table for a friend

Fir trees, the forest is dense, You will be fined for idle time! Let's drink, brothers, to the men We are for no apparent reason!

A well-fed person does not understand a hungry person... A drunk person does not understand a sober person... Hence the conclusion: drink, have a snack - and you will be understood!

They say that a streak of bad luck sometimes turns out to be a winning streak. So let's drink to our joyful prospects on the runway!

Let's drink to MOOSE! So that you want, you can, you get rich, you fucking moose, for the moose!

I wish you a river of beer, Flowing into a sea of positivity, Many beautiful girls, Expensive and aggressive cars. A dacha in the Maldives would be in the future. Always bathe in luxury, Enjoy life brightly. So that your pocket is full, Happy birthday, my friend!

You have everything to start: willpower, goal, passion. The only thing missing is luck, so that the start leads to victory! This is what I wish for you with all my soul. Let the plans come to life. Make your own future!

You are aimed at success Even greater than you know how. You step ahead of everyone and believe in yourself immensely. So I believe a hundred pounds that you will succeed. And you will soon taste the fruits of your labors to the fullest!

Everything that you thought of for yourself, then you will receive it in full. Keep your subtle humor, Let spring live in your soul! Friend, for every birthday, build a new plan for victory. May you have enough inspiration and let your spirit not let you down!

We want to wish, as a friend, that the blizzard does not chalk your life, but the warm light of the rays flows. It doesn’t matter - first, second. Or the third youth has come, The soul is young as before, Things are arguing as before. And let your temples turn a little grey, But this is not a problem in life. May your heart not grow old, All your long years.

My dear friend, on your birthday I sincerely congratulate you and send you greetings.

If you suddenly become rich, I will help you spend your money. And in order not to become horned, don’t get married “on the run.”

Cool congratulations to your best and beloved friend. Poems for the birthday boy

I wish my friends to always help me out. Live more cheerfully, forget about sorrows. Let there be a stable source of income and let the bad weather not scare you. Let life be bright and a sea of events, And there are still many discoveries ahead.

On your birthday, I wish you to be, my friend, at the top. Let the ladies say “yes” to the incomparable man.

Let the boss never call you to the carpet, but the desire for victory inspires you to succeed.

You boy is already an adult: tie, belly, wallet. I still want the Bright Path to captivate you again.

A friend's birthday is a reason to truly relax. And through a sincere conversation We can comprehend the essence of life. So that all chakras are cleared and the third eye opens. Pour the drink quickly, which is clearer than a diamond

Let it be not just great, but great in your career and personal life! The car does not fail at the start. The ace of trumps will appear in the cards. And everything happens at once. You barely even blink your eyes! Love and be loved and be stubborn in your zeal for success!

You are in a great mood. You are celebrating your personal holiday! So positive for the whole year. Say hello in advance! Call your friends to the table, catch praise with your ears. From everyone who appreciates and came, Who found time for you.

I won’t wish for much, so as not to ring: Well, I got it. Just that: a house, money, a car, At least a thousand times, but he stood!

Be healthy, grow big, Never be a noodle. Eat a lot and sleep long, so that everyone knows where to find you.

I wish my friend from the bottom of my heart On a wonderful holiday - your birthday: May every day give endless joy, Good, bright impressions!

May you be pleased with the growth of your career, May fate pleasantly surprise you, May you boldly realize all your dreams, May you live for the joy of everyone, love and love!

Happy Birthday Buddy! I came to your home and gave you a gift and brought joy to your house! As soon as I crossed the threshold, I began to read a poem: Who is in charge today? Who is the highlight of the show today? Who invited us to visit? Who treated us to a “stack”? You are, of course, my best friend! And as a reward you will receive a Sea of toasts, jokes, laughter, complete prosperity and success!

Like a star in a dark gloomy sky, Like a candle in an empty window, So you were born on this planet, Visited those living on Earth.

And your birth became a milestone, You managed to bring love with you. Let there be no hindrance in front of you, no pits arise in front of you.

You will overcome the difficult road, You will achieve a ghostly dream, You have a lot in your heart, You value this wealth.

Don’t splash around with your heart’s treasure, Don’t blow out the fire of your soul, And the star in the sky will become smaller, Because it will fly to Earth.

May the girls love you, But love will not destroy you, May your health not fail you, And may luck find you, Be desperately happy, Believe in yourself, hurry forward, May every new turn lead you to accomplishments!

What to wish a man on his birthday? More useful business meetings, And life is sweeter than the best jam, And not to know genital diseases...

To have more love in life, Preferably several times a day! So that all women love you and warm your soul and bed!

On your birthday, my friend, I will voice the wishes of a thousand. Health, joy, success, good luck, vigor and laughter!

A pound of “greenery” in winter and summer, So that your tail is always a pistol, So that a girl loves you, So that the traffic police stops at you,

I want to celebrate a housewarming party. Let your life be fun, And I will add some sparkle: After all, our friendship is for centuries!

Funny birthday greetings to a friend in prose

My friend, happy birthday to you! I would like to wish that today brings you maximum positivity and as many fun moments as possible that you would like to remember later. I wish you to remain the same excellent, sympathetic friend, and also never lose those who are dear to you! Happy holiday!

I wish you headaches, poor health and unquenchable dryness! Wake up not in your own bed, somewhere outside the city, in a ballerina costume and tarpaulin boots, with a tattoo in the form of a cake with the inscription “An unforgettable day!” I wish you not to get confused, find a phone number and call me - your most devoted friend, I will coordinate you.

Friend, dear friend, happy birthday to you! I wish you to always be in chocolate, roll through life like cheese in butter, never need anything, have a blast, fly towards your dreams and be on a positive wave of life.

Friend, happy birthday! your wishes are my wishes! Namely: a rainbow of happiness, a wagonload of money, confetti of smiles, sunny people, a ton of vigor, clarity of mind, horse health, a box of ideas, a sea of friends, beautiful love, magical dreams, pleasant meetings, fire and candles, delicious evenings, an infinity of gifts, valuable and bright, kindness beyond measure, faith.

Buddy! Happy birthday to you. I wish that you are always lucky, and that you are driven by the coolest car. And don't let any steep hills get in your way. Let your life be in full swing, and in your pockets there will always be keys to doors that need to be opened. May Lady Luck be your friend. Be happy and healthy.

Happy birthday to the coolest dude and great friend. I wish to be the favorite of women’s attention with the help of natural beauty and charm, I wish to become lucky in life and be a cheerful, sweet boy)

Today is my friend's holiday. I wish you a happy birthday. I wish you to be a cool and cheerful guy in life, like a sex symbol from an erotic poster. I wish that you are always lucky in life, that your scoreboard is happy and smiling.

Dear friend, congratulations on your birthday. May you always combine a true philosopher, a comprehensive figure, a talented humorist, a successful athlete, a male hero, a man of mystery and the soul of the party.

Druzhban, I sincerely congratulate you on your birthday, I wish you eternal peace in life, I wish you big money in your pocket, cool ideas and ventures, good jokes and no punctures, happiness in weightlessness and vigor in bed.

My friend, happy birthday to you. I wish you, my dear, to be seasoned and strong in life, like the most excellent cognac, intoxicating your loved ones with happiness and making your friends have fun from the heart. I wish for women to always be a tasty morsel or a delicious cupcake.

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