May your soul always be open to goodness, your heart noble, your body healthy, and your home rich!
May the happiest times come and remain in your life forever. May the future give only joyful days, happy moments and pleasure from the years lived!
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Always achieve goals in life, Let all questions find answers, Believe in yourself, never give up, Bold plans, new victories!
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I wish you inspiration in your work, warmth and kindness in your family circle. Among friends, love and respect And in the life of a dream come true!
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On such a day, I would like to wish a man, first of all, health, strength and self-confidence! May all your plans come true and all plans be realized. Happy holiday to you!
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May tomorrow always be better than today and this will be your motto. I wish you to live with an armful of positivity and positive emotions. Happy birthday!
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I wish you have everything in life! AND EXPECTED pleasures, and pleasant SURPRISES!
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60 is a lot, 60 is a little, At 60 the road to wisdom is open. It doesn’t matter that the years flash by and your hair turns gray over time. If only there were a young soul, And young souls do not age.
Happy Birthday to You! And in wonderful years I wish you good luck, and goodness to boot!
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Happiness, life without sadness, So that everyone around you is surprised, There is money in your wallet, So that you are always lucky!
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- I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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Your holiday has arrived. And I want to wish you many happy, different days, so that you can live without despair.
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So that the house would be a full cup, Everyone who is dear to you would be nearby, So that friends would call more often, And all enemies would forget.
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Let your health not fail you, And let spring sing in your soul! Happy birthday, I drink to the bottom for you!
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- Heed my words, dear friends: Today we came to the table in vain.
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My dear friend! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
Original Happy Birthday Toasts
We sit at a table side by side, have a drink, and wish you happiness. Please accept our congratulations on your wonderful birthday!
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Today we will be in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!
So let's drink so that the hero of our occasion will not be afraid to enter his gates and never miss his chance!
There is a big date behind this day, and raising my glass higher, I wish life sweeter than chocolate, so that every day becomes even happier!
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- Let sweet wine flow like a river on your birthday! So that the special effects, like in the movies, will lift your spirits!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel the thrill to the fullest!
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I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple, catch your luck by the tail!
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On your birthday, let all the glasses be filled with a mountain, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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I will voice a toast from the bottom of my heart: I want to drink so that you can live both in happiness and in love, without knowing grief and misfortune!
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- Let there be good health, let there be a million dollars! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!
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Dear birthday boy. My humble toast today to your dreams, to your health, to your improvement, and to your breathtaking success!
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In the East they say that when a star falls, it is lucky, and my toast today is that your life will be full of shooting stars!
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On your birthday, accept congratulations from me, and listen to the modest toast quickly: I wish you many, many impressions and faithful, devoted friends!
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After all, on this day you were born and appeared in our destiny, changing it for the better in many ways!
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- I want to wish you: a sea of money, an ocean of love, and a lot of time to fully enjoy this happiness!
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My toast to your wisdom, generosity, kindness. And for your earthly simplicity. You are the best, the most dear. I congratulate you with all my heart!
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On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!
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Please accept congratulations today on your glorious birthday! I also wish you inspiration, and that there will always be love!
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We wish you a sea of friends, smiles, and greetings. Happy, long, and endless meetings!
- On your birthday I won’t get tired of filling your glass to the brim! And if I can, my friend, I’ll get up and say a solemn toast!
Let's drink to your coffin, which is made of oak that is a hundred years old, but which has not yet been born. I wish you to live another hundred years!
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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you want to put a lampshade on him
Toasts for a woman's 55th birthday
The French say: “If in youth we have the face that nature gave us, then in maturity we have the one we deserve.” I absolutely agree with them, dear. You are always in a good mood. Your charming smile delights us. And that’s why the years have no power over you. You radiate feminine beauty and kindness. On your anniversary, I wish you to remain as cheerful and generous. I bow my knees before you. And I raise this glass in your honor.
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If 5 is a commendable assessment for work and achievements, then, my dear, everything is doubly excellent for you! Your anniversary will only double your happiness, your strength, your good health and unforgettable dreams! So, we can say that mathematics brings only good things. Happy anniversary!
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In some cartoon about unlearned lessons, A's were depicted as white-winged, graceful swans. So your 55th birthday is perceived as a pair of beautiful snow-white birds that carefully carry you across the sky of life. May their flight be endless!
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Five and five - like ten again - is a good reason to rejoice in Life together on this anniversary. Let happiness fill both hearts and eyes, Your bright smile is a joy to everyone around! We wish you health and good luck in everything and for this we fill all our glasses together!
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It’s a wonderful date, already 55. You have wisdom and experience, you can understand everyone. Relatives and friends rush for advice. Your family has become more united and friendly. And we wish you not to count the years, Let them be a hundred or twenty-five. Live in harmony, give warmth, Our smiles will make you feel bright.
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It's not dawn anymore, but it's far from sunset. The hot midday sun shines with your clear gaze. The hairstyle is also fashionable, the makeup is also good; You will give any young girl a good Handicap. Let the anniversary bring Happiness to a beautiful soul, And the rest will come, If it has not already come true.
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Your anniversary is like an expensive necklace from the most skilled craftsman. On it are the Years, strung like jewelry, on a thread of life. Bright sapphires glow with the fire of carefree youth, And mature years burn like amber. Rubies of worthy wise years are decorated with luxurious silver. And forever, let all fifty-five beads of the necklace decorate you and protect you from evil, illness, and sorrowful doubts. May they lead you on the path of joy and happiness!
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Five tens and a five! They say: the top of the hill, - Only a woman always This age is not a year! Let your health improve, your verbosity develop, so that you can convince your girlfriends to escape from illnesses! Let science succumb, Make grandchildren happy more often, And let the standards be evil for everyone, It will be warm in your soul!
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A wonderful anniversary for a beautiful woman! Judge for yourself: the numbers five and five When multiplied, they give you the joy of youth, And when added, they bring you back to childhood again! Putting the numbers side by side, we get the Wonderful Age of Female Beauty, Heartfelt Wisdom, Mental Maturity, Caring and Endless Kindness!
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Happy anniversary, dear! It is unlikely that another woman can be just as sweet! We wish you to be endlessly happy, to remain young forever, may your anniversary year bring only joy!
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Funny short birthday toasts for a man with humor
Let's drink to the four-stroke engine, because in just its 4 strokes it allows us to keep up with everything everywhere, buy things and start toasting at the table on time!
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I propose to drink to the great word “let’s” because it can be perfectly harmonized with the equally important word “let’s drink”!
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The speed of the sun is approximately 217 km/s, the speed of the earth is about 29.765 km/sec, so I propose a drink so that each of us is in no way inferior to these two planets.
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I suggest you have a drink and wish the birthday person to place his life under a waterfall of good luck, joy and prosperity.
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And so that this waterfall is in no way inferior in size to the waterfall from central Asia (Burkhan-Bulak).
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One of the wise men said, “the time has come to collect stones,” so I raise my glass so that our stones will always be diamond, and set in precious metals!
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Let's drink to joy! Let this be the only thing that comes into our lives without an invitation!
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How good it is when everything is fine! And my toast to that. May everything be simply wonderful, extraordinary, awesome, magnificent and incomparable for you!
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Let your youth not fade away, And with it love and kindness. May peace and warmth be your eternal guest in your home.
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Women are flowers. And flowers are beautiful when they bloom. So let's drink to loose women!
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Let's drink so that we walk down the street late at night and get attacked by money! But we couldn't fight them off!
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I propose to drink to the most gentle, the most charming, the most affectionate, the most patient! For us, men!
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Let's drink to everyone being able to do at least something, but better than others.
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They say that a shooting star brings happiness. So let our life be an eternal shower of stars!
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With you this world seems brighter! I would like to wish it to sparkle for you with all its colors!
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Dear birthday boy! We wish you not to experience irreparable losses and intelligently adjust your outlook on life so as to always be happy. Cheers!
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My dear friend (name)! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
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Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is fortunate. May your life be a complete shower of stars!
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I wish your life to be luxurious, with luxurious well-being, luxurious mood and luxurious prospects. Happy birthday!
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On your birthday, let all the glasses be filled with a mountain, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel the thrill to the fullest!
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Let's drink to you having a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!
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Let's drink to the birthday boy living better and better, no matter how disgusting his enemies may be!
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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you just want to put a lampshade on him.
On your birthday I want to wish you smiles and shine with happiness, good luck and a bag of luck, I wish your wallet to be full, a good boss and friendly colleagues, health to you and all your loved ones forever!
I wish you to be like an orange! It is bright and attracts attention, sweet in taste and always in the juice, just like you! Happy Birthday!
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Dear friend! I raise this toast so that you always have heaviness in your pockets and lightness in your heart!
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I want to drink to our dear birthday boy! It is difficult to list all his advantages, but the main one is that he is a bright man! I would venture to suggest putting a lampshade on it!
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Let's thank the birthday boy and drink to him. Since only he was able to gather so many good and wonderful people in one place!
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I would like to wish the birthday boy the health of a marathon runner, the mind of an academician, and wealth like Rockefeller!
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My toast to your wisdom, to your kindness and to your earthly simplicity. Be the best and most successful. The happiest and very charming!
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May your life go peacefully and may your health be good. And may your head always be dizzy with joy, love and goodness!
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I raise my glass to have everything you need in life: love, health, positivity and great strong friendship!
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I say this birthday toast: I want to wish you happiness and health. Let everything be okay in life, don’t be timid when you see happiness.
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I wish you to go to work with pleasure in the morning and to return home with pleasure in the evening!
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I wish you to make friends with sports! Literball doesn't count. Health to you, my friend, let's drink to your healthy lifestyle!
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I wish the birthday boy a life as cloudless as the sky in the desert. Full of bright emotions, like this festive table. Big and interesting, like our Universe!
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I would like to wish that at least eight stars shine in your life - a star of happiness, a star of success, a star of love, and five stars of strong and expensive cognac!
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They usually say: if a star falls, it is fortunate. I’d like to drink to our birthday boy getting caught in the stars every night.
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I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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Happy Birthday! We wish you to be a happy person in life, and let misfortune and grief remain aside, more health and good luck!
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Let me say briefly: for you! So that there are many more name days in your life, and happiness is in full swing. Let your health never give you weakness!
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More sun for you! Love! Happiness! Warmth and joy! It may be trivial, but it is very important! Thank you for having us!
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I propose a toast to the seven “Ns” of our heroine of the occasion. For our unusual, unique, incomparable, gentle, necessary, beloved!
The more we search for the meaning of life, the less of it there is in our lives. And vice versa. By rejecting the meaning of life, we fill our lives with more meaning.
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A man is amazingly made; he is upset when he loses wealth, and is indifferent to the fact that the days of his life are passing away irrevocably. Let's drink to the meaning of life!
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To live your life wisely, you need to know a lot. Remember two important rules to get started:
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You’d rather starve than eat anything, And it’s better to be alone than with just anyone!
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But he did not heed the advice, and one day an accident occurred on the river and he began to drown.
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The prince's son was surprised, because the stranger could simply bring him water and bread. David spoke to the young stranger, and as the conversation progressed, he realized that God had endowed her with intelligence.
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Today she treats us to such delicious dishes that you forget about everything in the world!
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So let's raise a toast to the women who eradicate the monsters in us and spare nothing for the common good!
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And a happy man can handle mountains! Let us drink today to such women who are capable of giving love and inspiration, to the strength that lies within the weaker sex!
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It is comparable to a full-flowing river, bringing life to everything and everyone who finds itself near its banks.
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Let's drink to our dear birthday girl, who illuminates us with her radiance, warms us with her spiritual warmth and who gave life and raised wonderful children! May God grant you health and longevity!
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On her deathbed, numerous granddaughters began to interrogate their grandmother; such a beauty had never had the chance to be seduced by another man.
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My toast to the birthday girl, who is a wonderful soloist and an unsurpassed hostess!
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So let's drink to the birthday girl always being ashamed in front of doctors for the same reason! For health!
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My toast is dedicated to female ingenuity and the ability to do everything so as not to be bored alone!
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Men, let's drink to the women who turn into snakes once a year, so that their husbands don't see or hear it!
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Here you will find the best parable toasts, interesting and instructive. A toast for 35 years about a donkey falling into a well teaches you not to bend under troubles.
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One sunny summer morning, a small stream, breaking away from its source, ran across endless meadows, past dense forests and high mountains into the alluring fairy-tale distance.
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One day a student came to Socrates and asked: Teacher, I’m young, handsome and in love with a girl. She reciprocates my feelings.
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I have always loved you, respected you and looked up to you as a wiser person, but you have never been married and do not communicate with women.
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I'm confused what should I do, get married or not?! To which I received the following response:
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You must let him believe that I created him first. Just remember, this is our little secret.
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God molded a man from clay and he was left with an unused piece. What else should you mold? God asked Blind me happiness asked man
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God didn’t answer, he just put the remaining piece of clay in the man’s palm.
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The other wolf represents goodness: peace, love, hope, truth, kindness and loyalty.
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The grandson, touched to the depths of his soul by his grandfather’s words, thought for a moment, and then asked: Which wolf wins in the end? The old man smiled and answered:
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A man entered the storage room, looked and was surprised: “There are so many crosses here, small, large, medium, heavy, and light.”
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But one day an ordinary person approached the pit. He looked at Happiness but did not demand anything, but asked: “What do you want, Happiness?” “Get out of here,” answered Happiness.
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Let's drink to the lovely hostess, whose radiance has warmed both this house and our company.
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You can’t live without a lucky star.” With a cup in hand, I want to wish all of you the lucky star of our lives!
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Keep an eye on your big stones - only they have a price. Everything else is just sand."
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Having invited a friend to stay with him, he ordered the cook to serve cakes for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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Soon the guest prayed: Isn’t there just meat and bread in your house? You see, the senor noticed, how quickly sweets become boring.”
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So let's drink to the fact that the life of young people will be varied, interesting, with a twist, but not with bitterness!
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In ancient times, in the beautiful country of India, there lived a padishah who had three wives. The padishah also had an astrologer who predicted his fate.
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And then one day the padishah calls the astrologer to him and says to him: You lived with me for a long time, but you never predicted anything bad for me. And that’s why I wanted to reward you.
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No, you're wrong. He chose the most beautiful one! So, friends, let us raise a glass to our beautiful ladies sitting at this table!
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My toast is to preserve peace and tranquility in your family in this way.
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The horseman shot at him and didn’t hit him; he was very tired and exhausted. And the goat was too playful. And so the brave horseman and his beautiful bride died of hunger.
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So let's drink to ensure that such assholes never come across our newlyweds' path!
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“Let's drink to our birthday boy, and if he has difficult moments in life, then may God take him in his arms.
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Then Icarus wanted to fly higher than the Sun, rose high, high almost to the Sun itself, but the wax that held the feathers melted, Icarus fell to the ground and broke.
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I want to wish our birthday boy that everything he dreams about comes true, that he conquers any heights and that no matter how high he rises, he never falls to the ground!
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One old man had two sons. Before his death, he bequeathed to them to divide the remaining inheritance in half. The brothers did not get along during the division and invited their neighbor to resolve their dispute.
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So let’s drink so that in your life you will not encounter the problems of a common person!
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“Grow big!” wished for in childhood. Now, perhaps, it would be appropriate to wish: “Continue to grow above yourself!” Happy Birthday to You!
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So let’s drink so that neither money, nor fame, nor love will prevent you from remaining a happy and cheerful person.
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Happy birthday! Let's drink to the “multiplying” of Money, Health and people dear to our hearts!
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Only once a year is it a birthday! And, celebrating his birthday, one cannot help but pay tribute to him by raising a glass without delay to salute him with wine!
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Let us wish our Lida to always carry the torch of a joyful attitude and always warm our hearts! For many years! Happy birthday and toast to our family's treasure
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One day, late at night, three wanderers were walking. Looking for a place to stay for the night, they knocked on one of the houses. The owner asked: “Who is there?”
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It's a shame, but I only have one free seat. Wait, I'll consult with my family.
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The given introductory fragment of the book The Most Original Toasts (N.V. Demidova) was provided by our book partner, liters company.
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Oddly enough, the first toast is raised not to the birthday boy, but to the one who will say toasts in his honor.
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So let's drink to brevity and her brother - talent, and let them help all those who will honor our birthday boy today!
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Let's follow the principle of the State Emergency Committee, saying toasts in honor of the hero of the occasion. That is, Tell Whoever What You Like!
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Having warmed up those present in this way, you can move on to the main course - congratulations to the hero of the occasion. And here you can really turn around in full.
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To which I received a very unusual answer: “Yes,” he answered, “I am, but I’m hearing something random for the first time.” Thank you for opening my eyes!”
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In Siberia they say: a thousand kilometers is not a distance, a hundred deer is not a herd, sixty degrees is not frost, fifty years is not an age!
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We wish you, dear (NAME OF THE BIRTHDAY BOY), in about fifty years to come out of baby’s swaddling clothes and grow up, so that we can say: this is age!
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They say that the voice of those crying in the wilderness will be heard if they cry in unison. Let us all wish the hero of the occasion happiness in unison so that we can be heard even in the Sahara!
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They say that sclerosis is a good disease, nothing hurts and every day there is news. Let's drink so that this news for our birthday boy will always be only good!
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Plato said that philosophizing is learning to die. And we will drink so that our birthday boy does not forget the main thing - learning to live.
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And I propose to drink to what we are absolutely not indifferent to - to live or die, as long as we can raise our glasses to the health of the hero of the occasion!
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Life is a win-win lottery: in the end everyone gets their own piece of land. Let's drink so that the hero of the occasion loses in this lottery for as long as possible!
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Happiness is being in the right place at the right time. We are all happy that we got to this holiday and came on time - so let's drink to the birthday boy while there is nothing left!
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Teenagers are walking in the yard, they are joined by a “new guy” - a “bespectacled” guy and clearly a weakling. As usual, local authorities immediately attack him:
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I propose to drink so that our birthday boy will always be in good company, and we will willingly help him in this!
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Then his friend came in. He saw what was happening and exclaimed: “If you die, I have no reason to live!” And he also tightened the rope around his neck.
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They both jumped down, and the beam broke off. And gold suddenly fell from under the beam! If this man had not had a friend, he would have died and would not have acquired wealth.
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Let's raise our glasses so that our birthday boy has the same friends who would not leave him in difficult times and would be like real gold!
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One day, one padishah had a dream, and he called his oracle to explain its meaning to him. This was the plot of the dream.
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Of course, the padishah became angry with the old man and put him in a high tower. But needless to say that all his predictions came true.
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Let's drink to the fact that our birthday boy has gathered a variety of people under his roof, and let each of them have fun as best he can!
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You can surprise everyone present with a congratulation-toast, dressed in poetic form.
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Agreeing with the words of the unknown poet, I want to wish that the soul of our host would be pure and smooth, like a deserted beach, and the waves would bring only joy to him!
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Shakespeare said that if every unjust word left a mark, we would all walk around dirty from head to toe. Let's drink to the radiant purity of our birthday girl!
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What is the difference between a blonde and a brick? A brick doesn't call you every day after you lay it once. Let's drink to the fact that our birthday girl, thank God, is a brunette!
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Let's drink to ensure that our beautiful birthday girl never finds herself in situations where her beauty and intelligence will be a hindrance to her!
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A true woman is smart, but hides it, but (NAME OF THE BIRTHDAY GIRL) is smart and doesn’t think about hiding it. Let's drink to the mind of the hostess of the holiday!
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A true woman will definitely appreciate a pleasant male company, and (NAME OF THE BIRTHDAY GIRL) will definitely make sure that the company of pleasant men appreciates her.
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Let's drink to our birthday girl, who is highly valued by all the men present here!
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Shakespeare's Hamlet believed that beauty and virtue are incompatible things. Our birthday girl is a living example of how wrong he was!
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I also want to suggest living life in such a way as to earn a priceless gift - the ability to not let go of beauty!
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I drink to the dregs for your wisdom, May you always be successful, Always irreplaceable in everything, The most important and beloved!
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I wish you joy, goodness, And you will always have money, I wish you loyal friends, I wish you easy, good days!
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Be rich, successful and stylish, And don’t encounter adversity, I wish you health, Never be sad, don’t suffer!
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I’ll drink to your luck and fortune, So that you can handle everything, And build a dacha abroad, I want to wish for a lot of money!
French cognac! Belgian chocolate! Siberian health! Let your smile be Hollywood! Mexican passion! American dream! German quality of life!
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May the stars of luck, the star of love, the stars of friendship and the stars of cognac always shine on you.
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Let's drink to your friends going to banquets and your enemies on crutches!
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I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple, catch your luck by the tail!
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I wish you no big changes in your anatomy. May your wings grow with happiness!
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Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!
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So that you can eat and drink, so that you want and can, so that you can be with someone and have a place everywhere!
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On your birthday, I will become a cool athlete. A candidate for master, In raising glasses!
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I wish you always have something to stick out your pants with! (I mean wallet)
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No, you don’t sit in the basement, Counting the futile years, But on the hundred-strong Bucephalus, take women, power and cities!
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So let's drink to the birthday boy, thanks to whom such wonderful people like us have gathered.
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Let money, huddled together in a flock, fly towards you like a hurricane, let it surround you, attack you and reach into your pocket with impudence!
Wise toasts
Wise toasts from the site Tosty.ru. In this section we have selected for you wise short and long toasts for all occasions. Read wise toasts and you will always look smart in any company.
Wise toasts
To live your life wisely, you need to know a lot. Remember two important rules to begin with: You are better off starving than eating anything. And it’s better to be alone than with just anyone!
The man found himself in the desert. In order not to die of hunger, he decides to catch an antelope. A day, another, a week he hunts for it in the desert, but each time at the last moment the antelope manages to jump away. One day he comes across a helicopter that has fallen on a sand dune, pulls out a beautiful blonde from there, and drinks her with water. She opens her eyes and says: “You saved my life.” I am ready to fulfill any of your wishes. - If you really want to please me, then help me catch an antelope! So let's drink to loyalty to our goal!
One day a father called his sons, gave each one a twig and said: “Here are some twigs for you, children.” Break them! The sons broke it. Then the father said: “Here are brooms for you, children.” Break them! The sons broke it. Then the father said: “Here’s a vacuum cleaner for each of you, children!” Break them! The sons broke it. - Here's a snowblower! Break it! The sons broke it. - Here's my hand! Break that too! - the father shouted in despair. So let's drink to our father's wisdom, which sometimes loses to brute physical strength!
One day a tired traveler was walking. The day was already coming to an end and suddenly he saw a tall, beautiful tree and thought: “A wonderful place to spend the night here.” As soon as he thought about it, he fell asleep at the same time. Waking up in the morning, he felt hungry and at the same time, food began to miraculously appear out of nowhere. Having eaten his fill and drunk many different wines, the man thought: “Maybe these are the evil spirits joking with me?” As soon as he thought about it, he immediately saw around him the most terrible and disgusting demons that he could imagine. “Look how scary they are, they can kill me. “, he thought. And the demons killed him. But everything could not have been so tragic. Let's drink so that we always have only good thoughts!
The wolves wanted to attack a flock of sheep, but they were unable to do so, because the sheep were guarded by huge dogs. Then they decided to achieve their goal by cunning and sent envoys to the sheep with a request to hand over the dogs: because of them, they say, enmity began, and if they were handed over, then eternal peace would reign between the wolves and the sheep. The sheep did not think what could come of this, and gave out the dogs. Then the wolves easily dealt with the defenseless flock. Let us drink to not being like either wolves or sheep. Except for dogs.
One person was pulled into the whirlpool and carried away. People gathered on the shore, but no one could help - the mountain river was too stormy. Some man ran up and began to wail and kill himself. People decided that this was the brother of the drowning man or a very close relative, and began to console him. - Along with this drowned man, my pipe disappeared! - he did not calm down. - He should have returned it to me first, and then let him at least go to hell! Let's raise our glasses so that we love people more than things!
If your head is filled with smart thoughts, but you can’t say a toast, don’t worry: maybe you’re just stupid. Here's to the wise men, whose heads are filled with beautiful nonsense!
The sage was asked when there is a good relationship between spouses. “When the husband does not hear what his wife says, and the wife does not see what her husband is doing,” was the answer of the Sage. So let's drink to mutual understanding and harmony in the family!
One hunter dreamed all his life of catching a black and brown fox. All his life he hunted for her, went all the mountains far and wide. In his old age, it became difficult for him to make long treks, and he began to hunt in a nearby gorge, almost near the house. And then he came across a black and brown beauty. The hunter asked the fox: “Where have you been hiding until now?” I've been looking for you all my life. “And I’ve lived in this gorge all my life,” answered the fox, “but don’t you know that even if you spend your whole life searching, it still takes one day and even one moment to find it?” So let's drink to the women who are next to us, and to the moment when we found each other!
While cleaning the room, the servant found a ruble and gave it to the owner. “Since you are so honest, keep it for yourself,” he said. A few days later the owner lost the gold pencil and asked the servant if he had found it in the room. “I found it,” he answered, “but I kept it for my honesty.” Let's drink so that we lose less and find more.
King Solomon said, “Man, celebrate the day in which you live.” Let's drink to the wisdom of King Solomon!
A good fellow is driving a Zhiguli. He sees a toad sitting by the road. She raises her paw and says in a human voice: “Have pity on me, lad, take me away from here.” The guy has a kind heart, he took the toad away in the car. He stopped at his house: “Get out!” And the toad asks again: “Let me live in your garden!” - “Live!” — the guy waved his hand. He entered the house, made the bed, took a shower and opened the window into the garden. Lo and behold, the toad jumped onto the windowsill and asked again: “Let me into the room!” - “Okay, jump!” — the young man agreed. The toad jumped onto the bed and turned into a beautiful naked girl. Our young man lost his tongue, and at that time his wife entered the room. Let's drink to the fairy tales that we tell our wives with inspiration!
A strange monkey came to the monkey herd and asked to spend the night. “Spend the night,” said the leader, “but remember, according to our laws, there should be no extra ones in the herd, so you must leave in the morning.” In the morning, the leader counted the herd and announced: “She didn’t leave.” Therefore, according to our laws, we must eat it. Ate it. “You ate the wrong one,” admitted the alien monkey. “It doesn’t matter,” said the leader, “the main thing is to comply with the law!” I propose to drink to strict observance of the laws!
One old man had two sons. Before his death, he bequeathed to them to divide the remaining inheritance in half. The brothers did not get along during the division and invited their neighbor to resolve their dispute. -What did your father punish you? “He ordered everything to be divided in half,” answered the disputants. - Well, divide: tear all the clothes in half, break each bowl in half, cut the livestock and poultry. His stupid brothers listened and were left with nothing. Let's drink to the fact that we divide everything not in half, but fairly.
In ancient times, an ancient frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one person could escape - he grabbed a floating long plank and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later, the second victim emerged from nowhere and grabbed the other end of the plank. The first one started crying. The second one asked: “Why are you crying?” The first one said: - Wah! Such a guest, and there is nothing to treat him with! So let's drink to our dear hosts, who will always find something to treat even uninvited guests!
