Funny ditties about mom
Our website contains funny ditties about our beloved mother. We read, smile, and maybe even laugh!
We don’t quarrel with my brother for a very long time - all day long, After all, our mother has a holiday - the long-awaited Women's Day.
For your birthday I will give you three roses. Let your eyes glow like stars with happiness.
Our dear mothers, you will forgive us for everything. Look how beautiful we are here.
On the way to the store, Mom stopped by, She carried the bags in a truck taxi.
I love mommy very much, and I look forward to her advice! I'll bring the groom, I'll appreciate it a little!
We cleaned the carpet and washed the floors. Our mother was surprised: “Children, is that you?”
On a flight I turn the wheel, My feet are cold, I want to sleep, I remember my mother, I make her sad for the borscht.
Mom and dad made peace, There is peace and grace in the house, The children quickly learned to distinguish evil from good.
Mom knits, mom sews, mom sings songs. He can tell a fairy tale, and if necessary, scold him.
We won’t get tired of saying thank you to Moms. And in all household matters we will help them.
Ditties for dad's birthday from son and daughter
Ditties for dad's birthday from son and daughter
Ditty for dad's birthday from son and daughter:
Dad knows everything better than anyone and never loses heart. Dad is the head of the house, It’s like two and two for us.
Dad, always be like this: The closest, dearest. The bravest and tallest, The smartest, but not strict.
Happy birthday to you The whole family congratulates you. Never forget: We need you more than... Wi-Fi!
Hi daddy, what can I say? We will congratulate you. We wish you blue skies and groovy happiness.
So that there is always football on TV, and ours score a goal. May your mother adore you and not forbid you from drinking beer.
And to spite the deputy, they raised the salary eight times. I also want to say from us: Papul - you are simply super class!
So that I don’t get sick, my dear, I never know troubles, I don’t meet black cats, my neighbor pays off his debts,
But mommy didn’t grumble at you over trifles, at dinner she even poured a hundred grams of white wine,
For your appetite, so to speak! Happy birthday, my dear! Be chosen as a favorite for the next century by fate!
Best dad in the universe, Happy birthday. And we wish you to live long, to cherish all of us!
You are beautiful, no doubt about it, You live without knowing troubles. Be beautiful and sporty, smart, cheerful and active!
You are an example for us in everything, a truly excellent student and pioneer. Stay like this, and don’t give in to temptations!
Ditties for Mom's Birthday or Anniversary
Ditties for Mom's Birthday or Anniversary
We congratulate mommy with kind ditties. We'll kiss you on both cheeks and reward you with freckles!
Your birthday is in the warm spring. Our mother is like spring, tender in herself.
You kept, took care of, your beloved children. She helped us get up, she lost her strength.
So I decided what I’ll do for Dear Mother’s holiday - I’ll become very obedient for a whole week!
We adore mommy, we never offend her. And we won’t give you any offense, we’ll protect you from everything!
Our mother is the hostess and prepares delicious food for us. Her pies with cabbage - We are ready to eat all day!
Dad carries mom in his arms with adoration. And he kisses her simply with incontinence.
On this beautiful, early day, I congratulate my mother. My mother is the best, The sun sends her greetings to you.
My dear mother, I congratulate you. I'll give you a shirt from my beloved daughter.
I love my mother, I’ll give her flowers! Snow-white daisies, And green paper ($)!
Like my mother has potatoes in her garden! We've already eaten 5 bags, and there's still a little more!
Congratulations to our mother, she doesn’t need advertising! Our mother is good, and her soul is kind! Mom knows a lot, and her cooking is delicious! He doesn’t spare his strength, And he will always help me! Mom, dear mommy, Happy birthday! Let everything be fine
On my mother's birthday, I will help her with her chores. I'll sweep the floor in the morning and put the house in order!
We will set off fireworks, We will celebrate the holiday. Happy birthday to my mother, let's congratulate her together!
I love my mom, She is a kind soul, If I mess around somewhere, she forgives me everything.
Our mother can do anything, she can handle all problems. She leads the house like a great captain!
After a delicious lunch, I will immediately help Mom. But for some reason I can’t get up from the sofa.
Congratulations to our mother, she doesn’t need advertising! Our mother is good, and her soul is kind!
Mom and Lyuba sat down in a row and looked at the vodka. Maybe they'll drink a little, maybe they'll eat it with spoons
I'll take care of the tidying up and make Mommy happy. On her birthday I’ll make some buns for her!
Mom was resting at home: She was cleaning, sweeping, and cooking, and washing... She was already tired of “resting”!
Don’t be angry with your mother, If she says the wrong thing, Better hug your mother, Kiss her warmly.
Our mom is a jokester! I can tell you: I once sewed a sleeve into my fly! How can you not laugh here?
We wish you, mom, delicious food and sweet sleep. And to make it more fun, withdraw your pension more often!
And it’s our mom’s birthday again! How many candles are there on the cake? As usual 25!
We don’t have money, mommy, to give gifts. But we will give you what we managed to make!
Our mother loves to worry about “a trifle”! So that the pressure jumps and then knocks it down!
Our mother is the best, the most beautiful, young, golden, be healthy, dear!
I'm in a great mood this morning! After all, it’s mom’s birthday, there’s no better day in the world!
If mom smiles And we will have more fun. Let's wish our mother many good, bright days!
Happy birthday ditties - funny to lift your spirits
Happy birthday ditties - funny to lift your spirits
Happy birthday ditties - funny to lift your spirits:
Let's start having fun, Let's party, let's party, If we don't get drunk today, Tomorrow we'll come and add more.
It's my birthday today, let's take out the cups. Is it a woman's booze or what, will the boys also grab Al?
Let's celebrate a birthday and dance until you drop. Let's throw a hundred grams each. The hugs will begin.
We had a lot of fun had a blast, we can’t stop it. We need to celebrate drunken holidays more often.
We will gather again, songs, dances, laughter again. Where is the good company? People are the happiest there.
The table was full of food, there was just so much stuff there. What I don’t eat, I’ll bite, I’ll forget about the diet.
A lot of beer, a lot of vodka, a bowl of caviar, a bucket of herring. We can celebrate the birthday for about five days.
They said a toast to health and poured glasses. To prevent colds from sticking, eat lard for a snack.
They sang songs and ditties, Soon the girlfriends will start dancing. It’s cool to celebrate a holiday, We can do it at eighty-five.
The girls danced to the accordion and sang to the guitar. The birthday was celebrated for two whole weeks.
We had a nice walk and celebrated a birthday. I drank too much and passed out. I don’t remember who was born then.
They announced the White Dance, and where can we find the men? Come on, let’s hit the women, pour some white wine into their glasses...
We covered the clearing, emptied the bottles. I drank a liter and went crazy, snoring in the bushes until the morning...
But here is overseas caviar, I eat it straight from the bowl. And we can’t get enough to eat, Oh, delicious, infection.
We started dancing together, We've been dancing for quite some time now. To stop us, we need to pour some vodka.
Funny ditties about mom
Mother! Mommy! How much warmth does this beautiful word store, which is used to call the most dear, close and only person. There are many different women in the world, but the most beloved is mother. She opens the world to us, teaches us to be wise, gives advice, takes care of us.
We tried to collect for you the most interesting and fun ditties for mothers. In addition, these funny ditties develop musical memory, vocal abilities and create a festive mood in children.
Because of us, you, our mother, quickly turned gray... You dyed your hair - and became younger. *** I love mommy very much, and I look forward to her advice! I'll bring the groom, I'll appreciate it a little! *** We thought and decided for a long time: What should I give my mother? And they decided to wash all the dishes for her for the holiday. *** Mom, my mommy, Teach me everything! And especially teach how to make pies! *** We don’t quarrel with our brother for a very long time - all day long, After all, our mother has a holiday - the long-awaited Women’s Day. *** We love mommy very much, and we take care of her! And we will not forget the advice, And we will take it into account in our affairs! Our dear mother, everything is thriving for you! You shine with talent in everything, there is no one better than you, mom! You will support and help, and increase your success! May you always be happy! Our mother all the years! *** We painted a picture for our mother and brother, And for brightness we took lipstick, Her shadows were taken. *** On the way to the store, Mom stopped by, She carried the bags in a truck taxi. *** Congratulations to our mother, she doesn’t need advertising! Our mother is good, and her soul is kind! Mom knows a lot, and her cooking is delicious! He doesn’t spare his strength, And he will always help me! Mom, dear mommy, Happy birthday! Let everything be fine, There is plenty of happiness in the house! *** We cleaned the carpet and washed the floors. Our mother was surprised: “Children, is that you?” *** Mom knits, mom sews, Mom sings songs. He can tell a fairy tale, and if necessary, scold him. *** We are mother’s children all our lives, Mom gives us everything. And she takes all the care about her grandchildren. *** We won’t get tired of saying thank you to Moms. And in all household matters we will help them. *** Mom, you are our dear, We all love you. We will not upset or offend you! *** Mom and dad made peace, There is peace and grace in the house, The children quickly learned to distinguish evil from good. *** We congratulate all mothers on the spring holiday, and we wish you all Joy and fun! I will listen to my mother, I will love my mother. I’ll only bring “A” grades to mom from school. *** If mom smiles And we will have more fun. Let's wish our mothers many good, bright days!
Happy birthday ditties for an unforgettable holiday
Happy birthday ditties for an unforgettable holiday
Happy birthday ditties for an unforgettable holiday:
We are here to congratulate you on your birthday! Let's mix up the toasts with jokes and sit peacefully!!!
Don’t think that tomorrow your head will be buzzing, but leave a hundred grams for breakfast so that you don’t get sick in the morning!
We wish you long life and hug you in absentia! Let luck call you forward without hesitation.
How does your age suit you? It just became even better! You are an example to imitate and to hit!
No matter how much it comes - You are being good to spite everyone! Continue your bright flight, Accept the gifts of fate.
Perk up your tender ears, Let's sing ditties for you! We wish you everything you want, Joy from morning to night!
For this birthday, we have prepared ditties: To lift your spirits, we will amuse your ears!
You're only growing a year older, but in reality you're getting younger. Apparently you know the secret, How to rewind the period of years!
May the years spare you and never torment you! You are still getting better, Apparently you have a secret.
On your birthday we wish you what your soul enjoys, Fulfill without delay. Life is generous and good!
Today you are the most important, you are having your best day. May it last all year and you will not need anything!
personal and overall happiness . And excellent success in whatever your heart desires!
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Songs to remake Happy Birthday to Mom
Songs to remake to Happy Birthday to Mom
A large collection of song lyrics for adaptations to congratulate Mom on her birthday and anniversary
Rework to the tune of the song “EVERYTHING FOR YOU” by Stas Mikhailov
In my destiny there is only you, my dear mother, Today I will draw your beautiful features. There is great joy in my soul, I hasten to see you for your birthday (2 r.)
CHORUS. Everything for you, mommy, on your birthday, Flowers and congratulations for you, Love and admiration for you, for you. This holiday is for you, mommy, I know it was not invented in vain. May the sun always shine clearly for you.
You gave me love and life and a bright dream. And she taught me again and again to fall in love with the beauty of the world. I want to give you happiness, protect your heart from pain. (2 rubles)
Song for mom to the melody of the song “Orenburg Down Shawl”
On this festive, joyful evening, all the relatives gathered at the table. All the poems, all the confessions, all the speeches - All of them, Mom, all for you!
You have lived neither more nor less. Anything happened in your life. I went through everything, I resisted everything. There is no stronger, no kinder Mom!
The boys grew up imperceptibly, flying away from their native nest. The grandchildren call them “grandmother”, but, like at twenty, the soul is young!
Congratulations on your anniversary! Don’t be sad about the past in vain. We wish you to live in health until you are a hundred years old, in peace, in happiness, in peace, in love!
To the tune of the song "Chunga-Changa"
My Mom is the best in the world, My Mom is peace and laughter in the house, My Mom, my dear, Happy Birthday!
Miracle Mom, miracle Mom. Not strict and not stubborn, just amazing Miracle Mom!
My happiness, my joy, My affection, my sweetness, You don’t know about fatigue, Miracle Mom!
My Mom is cheerful, gentle, My Mom is always needed by everyone, My Mom is a cook, a friend and a doctor. Happiness in life and great success!
To the tune of the song “Nature Has No Bad Weather”
We remember the years we have lived, There were joy and sadness in life, But when adversity comes to us, How warm is your shoulder! Since childhood, you carried us in your arms and taught us to trust our hearts. You generously gave us what you had. Let us remember with gratitude, Let us remember with gratitude.
You've come a long way in life, and you've helped people in any way you could. You have always been a good Mom, You have always been a faithful Daughter. In creativity you catch inspiration, And you love to receive guests, Holidays, anniversaries and birthdays You know how to decorate with yourself, You know how to decorate with yourself.
You are a master at cooking delicious food, you sew beautifully, you are full of inventions, and we are rightfully proud of you, we want to wish you complete happiness! We want to wish you complete happiness, We want to wish you complete happiness...
Rework to the tune of the song “MOST, MOST” by Viktor Korolev
I know where, I know when, I know what time and where. It has always been like this, any trouble. Can I snuggle up to you? On your birthday, all the flowers are for you, Be immensely happy, you, you, you, you.
CHORUS. You, you, you, you are the most, gentle, kindest. Let your dreams come true. You, you, you, you, you, you, my mommy, You, you, I only need you.
I would like to wish you not to lose the perky sparkle in your eyes. Continue to warm with your love. And so that every single dream will surely come true, be immensely happy, you, you, you, you.
To the melody of the song “Song of Friends” (We are going, going, going)
We sit, we sit side by side, not hiding smiles, Here the whole friendly family is set at the table. We have fun, we sing a song and congratulate Mom on her Birthday.
Tra-ta-ta, tra-ta-ta, Our anniversary is beautiful! Legs and arms are dancing,
We don't get bored here. Moms don’t count the years -
Mom is forever young, what a beauty!
We are proud of Mom, who could be better? No one can care for and love us like that! We go to her for advice, to rest our souls. She will meet us and guide us, telling us: “Bon voyage!”
Tra-ta-ta, tra-ta-ta, Our anniversary is beautiful! Legs and arms are dancing,
We don't get bored here. Moms don’t count the years -
Mom is forever young, what a beauty!
We ate, drank, sang and went home with a funny song and gifts from Mom. The moon will shine on us and the wind will blow around us, On the way again we will all sing together:
Tra-ta-ta, tra-ta-ta, the anniversary was beautiful! There were sounds of songs,
There was no time for boredom, Mothers don’t count the years -
Mom is forever young, and what a beauty!
A remake of the song by the group Podium “Happy Birthday, Darling” - for my mother’s birthday
Touch me with a gentle hand Smile in anticipation of a miracle This day is so unusual I will never forget it. In this festive hour, you and I You are especially beautiful now There is no other person like this in the world We love everything very much Chorus: Happy birthday, mom, I give you the sky I give you wings to fly together Happy birthday, mom, to the melody of the wind We will walk until dawn on this holiday. Happy Birthday Mom. I give you my heart I give you affection and tenderness It’s happiness when we are together Congratulations all together. Who gave me their love? I saved it for you. You see, the stars formed into the words Happy birthday, mom!
To the melody of A. Pakhmutova’s song “Nadezhda”
A familiar star is shining for us, Not in the sky, but right in the house, It shines and never fades, Our joy and support is Mom!
Your family has gathered again to congratulate you on your anniversary, to sing a song - we can’t live without a song, because we don’t know how to live without songs.
Mommy, we love you and congratulate you all from the bottom of our hearts! We wish you health and self-confidence, and great happiness!
May there be many bright days and smiles on your beloved faces. Make a wish quickly, and believe me, it will come true!
Mommy, we wish you to click through all the problems, tasks And a lot of luck in your destiny, And more money to boot!
Let zucchini, apples and jam in jars grow in the dacha. Only weeds do not dare to grow, So as not to spoil your mood!
Mommy, we are proud of you, And we wish you inspiration, And songs that flow like a river To the joy and surprise of everyone!
May your star shine on you, May life be long and happy, May your home always be full, Tasty, and cheerful, and beautiful!
Mommy, we love you and congratulate you all from the bottom of our hearts! We wish you love and warmth, and we wish you great happiness!
Rework for Mom's anniversary to the melody of “Vologda”, VIA “Pesnyary”
Letters, letters and SMS are flying, Nowadays everyone wants to congratulate you.
The house is noisy, crowded with kind guests, Your Anniversary has called us all together.
Chorus: And it doesn’t matter that the years pass, You, as always, are young, yes, yes, yes! Your Jubilee has called us all together.
You walked, you always walked through life with dignity. Forgive me for your worries, sometimes in childhood we caused you troubles, Mom will forgive and understand everything!
Chorus: That’s why our beloved Mom is always dear to us, Mom, yes, yes! Mom will forgive and understand everything!
We wish you many, many years, Happiness and very bright streaks in your destiny, Let there be less separation from your family, Mom, and Granny, and Friend!
Chorus: And it doesn’t matter that the years pass, You, as always, are young, yes, yes, yes! Mom, and grandma, and friend!
Adaptation to the tune of the song “CHARMED, BEHAMIZED” by Mikhail Zvezdinsky
Respected, adored, Like someone straight out of a beautiful painting, A little excited, a little sad. You, Mommy, are a great woman.
Dear mother, gentle mother, On this unprecedented, special day, I want to wish you serenity and love, which is capable of miracles.
I will cling to your hands reverently, I will hug you tenderly and affectionately. I love you very devotedly. May your whole life look like a fairy tale.
Rework for mother's anniversary from children to the tune of the song “Women's Happiness” by T. Ovsienko
We have a joyful day, a sweet reason, a special holiday - mother’s anniversary, many jokes and flowers, many fiery toasts, so that my beloved mother feels warmer on this day!
Mom’s happiness is as long as the children are nearby, Well, nothing else is needed! Mom's happiness!
The sun is looking at us, the mood is great, There is a rainbow in the sky, and flowers in our hands. Believe us without fuss: there is nothing more important for children, so that you look cheerful and happy.
And without concealing love, we congratulate you, Mommy is our main person in the world. And we always wish, for many years to come, that you remain healthy and active forever!
Remade Allegrova's song "Mama"
Mom is not having an ordinary birthday. Today is her long-awaited anniversary. Thank you for the best, happy moments. And I sincerely wish her happiness!
Chorus: Mom, who could be closer? Who else can love like that? Mom, I thank you, and I love you more every day!
You, my beloved mother, shared my sorrows and joys with me. Always in a hurry to help, Not remembering the fatigue - Supporting my daughter, loving!
More and more often I strive to be close to you, How dear is your care to me! I publicly promise - You will definitely be a grandmother, But a little later, my dear!
Reworking of Alsou’s song “Winter Dream”
The years are rushing by so quickly in a stream day after day. Birthdays are knocking on the door. We are always waiting for them in our souls. And as in childhood we are always waiting for a miracle. Joy, gifts, warmth. Let everything be the same today. The cup of happiness will be full.
Chorus: You have such a beautiful day on this day. I wish you happiness and goodness. May there be a wonderful spring in your life, spring. And may all your wishes come true according to the dictates of your dreams. And may you forever be young.
Let the clinking of glasses be louder, We will drink to the dregs for you Mom, my dear mother You are the only one in life. It’s always easy for me with you, just like you are my friend, And now instead of toasting you, I’ll tell you about love in a different way. Chorus: the same Voice, quiet, mysterious, gentle, Darling, the only one, my mother’s, I will remember with tender affection A kind, gentle miracle
Reworking of the song “Beautiful Far Away”
I hear a voice from a beautiful distance, I remember the smell of my mother’s delicious pancakes I remember every parting word on the road A stream of my mother’s kind and affectionate words Chorus: There was so much beautiful far away in him There were so many happy minutes in him In the beautiful and distant we wish you a long life We wish you a long life today here
I hear a voice from a beautiful distance, I remember the tenderness and warmth of your hands I remember a lot of gifts from you And in an embrace I remember the beating of hearts Chorus: the same I want your life to be very long There was a lot of happiness, joy, kindness And there was always beauty far away Everyone a day in which it is better than yesterday Chorus: In the beautiful and distant, so that there was a lot There were so many beautiful minutes in it In the beautiful and distant, we wish you a long life We wish you a long life We are all here today.
Song adaptation of A. Pugachev “Where does childhood go”
Chorus: We congratulate you on your bright anniversary With all our hearts and love And we wish you happiness, a lot of joy in your destiny So that you have luck everywhere and everywhere
My whole life has been spent in worries, in worries about my family, work, home, work, and rest is only in dreams. Anxieties of experiences Sometimes it was innumerable And long waits Us at the window here Chorus: the same And the desire for creativity Passed on to us all The ability to knit and embroider patterns. And we’ll tell you straight. Today we are all here. Thank you, mom, that you are like this.
Song reworked by V. Kikabidze “My Years”
Let your head be gray In your soul there are still only twenty We will not count the years Not only in them is your wealth You have such children! You are proud of them, loving them. After all, they are your wealth.
You had to go through a lot, You’re used to being involved in everything You didn’t manage to save money But that’s not where your wealth lies. What grandchildren you have! You are proud of them, loving them. They contain your happiness and wealth.
Say thank you to fate That you can enjoy life like no one else has given you Children such powerful wealth Say thank you to fate You are lucky with children They are always your wealth.
Mutual assistance and brotherhood always reign in your family. May your years last in it and your wealth will increase. And may your family always grow. Your years will last in it and your wealth will increase.
And may your family always grow, may your years last in it, and may your wealth increase
Reworking of the song “Little Country” by N. Korolev
Mommy is the best in the world. We love Mommy. All our smiles to Mommy. The best dreams in the world. Mom is always involved in household affairs. She has a lot of worries. We know that mom gets very tired in the evening. chorus. There is no kinder mother. There is no dearer mother, what is the secret of our beloved mother’s youth? We will raise our children and after many years, we will also learn the most important mother’s big secret. Only great love doesn’t let mom grow old. May she, our dear one, live long!
The song is remade to the tune “Oh, if only my dream would come true. » from the film “Flying Frigate”
I wish you a happy birthday! I wish you health and patience. Thank you for being in the world. I love you mom, you are the only one on the planet. I want to wish you now, May you bloom and make us happy! I love you so much, believe me! So be happy here and now.
Song reworked to the tune of “About Good Mood”
Today we congratulate our mother, There will be a lot of happiness and good luck for her. We wish her good health, We promise to all come to the hundredth anniversary.
Chorus. And smiles, without a doubt, will illuminate this entire hall, Happy birthday, fill your glass quickly!
And with our mother, everything comes out clean and the house is in order, there are children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren and great-granddaughter are growing up quickly. She has many talents, you can’t count them all
Chorus. Let today in this hall, songs flow until the morning, And for our hero of the day, let us shout loudly hurray!
A song for mom based on the song “Little Country” by N. Koroleva.
The stars are now flying from heaven to my mother’s anniversary. We congratulate our mother and want to tell you about her. Childhood fled, youth rushed, Everything increased its pace. You didn’t have time to look back. You’re already 65.
Chorus: You are our glorious You are the main thing in life. Let sadness not touch you. Be the happiest. 2 times.
We return to heaven, whatever we want to wish. In life, take your step boldly. You will have fewer wrinkles. May your anniversary bring you good luck. And let each of all the guests give you roses.
Let them say that there is no happiness on the planet without money. Believe me, happiness in the family, let love give you light. The stars are now flying from heaven to our mother for her anniversary. We congratulate our mother and we tell her.
To the tune of the song “Mama” performed by White Day.
It's frosty outside the window, there's a snowstorm outside the window. And my beloved mother has a lot of light and warmth! We congratulate you on your anniversary and want you to live healthy until you are a hundred years old!
We all came to you, mother - Children, grandchildren, and Valya is yours! Do we love you very much? Expensive! It’s simply impossible not to love you!
Mothers have never met anyone more hospitable. She will feed everyone, give them something to drink – even if she’s broke. She greets both her own and strangers as if she were relatives. For your broad soul, accept my low bow!
Happy anniversary again! And we always and now wish that your hands don’t hurt! Let your feet start dancing!
You worked great for your native Fatherland! Well, you always help children and grandchildren! We tell you, mom, we thank you very much for the best years that you gave us!
For Sergei, for Tolya, for Kostya! For Volodya, Andrey, Ilya! For Anyuta, Artemka, for everyone’s daughters-in-law! For all of us - for yours, for your family!
Wonderful day today! You are beautiful, elegant! Let's sing, have fun, celebrate the anniversary! We want you to always be with us! So that you warm us with your love!
Pour your glasses fuller! Let the wine flow like a river today! We wish many summers to our beloved mother!
