In autumn, Preschool Worker's Day is traditionally celebrated. In honor of this, tea parties, concerts, and corporate events are organized. And no matter what the plan of the event, funny scenes for Teacher’s Day are always relevant. Children, parents, and preschool employees participate, depending on the conditions of the celebration. Here you will find rooms for both adults and preschoolers.
All the details are accessible, the words are simple—learning is easy. Of course, at festive evenings, where everyone is “their own,” it is allowed to read a speech from a piece of paper. However, the number without cheat sheets looks much better. Light skits, like those in this article, turn out great even without rehearsals, because the main thing is to be in a good mood. Moreover, if possible, it is advisable to run the production before going out.
And don't be afraid of being a bad actor. Skits are meant to make people laugh, not to judge. That’s why such performances always go out with a bang!
Humorous scene for a corporate party without children
You will need:
- diapers for adults - 5 pcs.;
- children's caps, bibs - 5 pcs.;
- children's potties - 5 pcs.
The characters are played by small children, portrayed by adults.
Kid 1: Oh, I don’t know what to do, I want to go to the goysec.
Kid 2 : Here's my kindergarten, let's try to go in?
At this time, one of the participants sits on someone else’s potty. And the “owner” of the potty, indignant, says the phrase indistinctly with a child’s accent: “Where are you going to my potty?” The more indistinct, the funnier. Like a baby learning to speak. The participant who occupied someone else's potty stands up obediently.
Baby 3 : Kindergarten, kindergarten. He always sees us well. We go to him in revelry. With mom, dad and sister.
Kid 4 : What kind of teachers are they? (asks timidly)
Kid 5 : They're almost too good for us! They are so laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! (speaks embarrassed) At this time, one of the participants moves away from the other, covering his nose. And he says with a childish accent: “Ugh, my, how he (she) smells!”
Then everyone sits on the potties and continues to say the words.
Kid 4 : And what are the nannies like?
Kid 5 : They're just golden! They babysit, babysit all day long. I don’t understand how they aren’t lazy?
Kid 4 : What kind of teacher is it?
Kid 1 : The teacher is top class. Run and run all day long. My head is already in a knot. It comes early in the morning and leaves late in the evening.
Kid 4 : What kind of food is it?
Kid 3 : Oh, oh, oh. We go around it with a stolon. She walks around with this needle! (shows a large needle with gestures)
Kid 2 : There is also a warehouse manager in the garden. And the paper is stored there. And if it’s not there, it’s at least a problem to go to the toilet.
Kid 4 : Oh, there’s so much stuff there! You can’t count the flames, there’s a lot of them all.
Kid 3 : Oh, I really want to go to kindergarten. I'm crying, I can't!
Kid 2 : Don't cry, we'll help. Mom and I are coming here. What should we do now?
everyone says in unison: “Congratulate everyone from the bottom of our hearts!”
Then everyone stands up and sings. You can choose a cool adaptation about teachers. An alternative to a song is a congratulatory poem. Ditties are also suitable.
Funny scenes for children about kindergarten
On Sunday, September 27, 2021, our country celebrates the Day of Teachers and All Preschool Workers. Many events are dedicated to this date: holidays are held in kindergartens and additional preschool education institutions, where poems and songs are sung, funny miniatures about kindergarten teachers are staged.
You can perform short children's skits for Teacher's Day with the participation of the children's parents and the teachers themselves. Teach your children poems and songs, select appropriate props for such miniatures. This page of our website contains materials that will help you stage funny scenes about children in the garden that will appeal to both the children and the audience.
Cool sketch about a kindergarten teacher
The miniature will begin with the lights in the hall going out and soft music playing. A teacher will appear on the stage where there are artificial Christmas trees and several stumps:
– I’m in a hurry to get to work, to my favorite kindergarten, my main concern is to educate my children! But the road is not easy, along a path through the forest. There are many adventures and unprecedented miracles here...
But where did I end up? I still don’t understand right away, I got lost, lost my way - And accidentally ended up in an incomprehensible country. There is forest all around, grass, trees, and I don’t see the guys. Yes, now I understand: This is not a kindergarten at all...
Guys dressed as various animals (wolf, bear, fox, etc.) appear on stage. In this children's skit for Teacher's Day, they run around the stage, growl, throw toys on the floor, aim at guests with toy pistols, etc.
The animals perform a song to the melody of the song “They say we are byaki-buki” from “The Bremen Town Musicians”: - They say that we are villains, That we have no conscience. We will show you the highest class in any harmful matter, Oh, la-la, oh, la-la, We will show you the highest class, Oh, la-la, oh, la-la, eh-ma!
Animals with a teacher come to kindergarten. At this time, the scenery changes: a table, chairs and other equipment for the games room appear on the stage. The guys are playing. When they see the guests, they greet them emotionally.
Children: - Look, Ira, Anya - What kind of brothers are these? Who came to kindergarten with the teacher?
Educator: – Our guests are not easy and came from afar. Ill-mannered, evil, slightly wild!
After that, in this miniature about a kindergarten, the children read poetry: “Yes, you will have to work hard, to clean and wash them.” Wash your face, brush your teeth, teach how to eat with a spoon! -We will teach them how to exercise to improve their health. Temper yourself, run, jump, have fun and play!
The animals, after listening to the children, ask to be accepted into kindergarten.
Later in this scene, the kindergarten teacher takes the floor again: “Well, guys, let’s tell the animals about our house?” There is a tower-house in a field, It is not low, not high, not high. Who lives in the little house? Does anyone live in a low place?
Children: - And children live in them, children are like candy: They look wonderful, smart, diligent, They love to work hard and then have fun. Adults are always nearby so that nothing bad happens. This is our favorite, the very best Kindergarten!
Educator: - Well, guys, let's agree? Shall we take them into our group? Well, instead of testing, let them sing a song with us.
Miniature for Teacher's Day performed by children
Next, in a skit about a kindergarten, the children and animals perform a song based on the song “Dwarves” by K. Kostin (“There are gnomes, gnomes, gnomes in the world...”).
There is a miracle garden in the world, a miracle garden, a miracle garden. I am glad to go to this garden, very glad, very glad! Here, both in summer and in winter, all my friends are with me, We live well in our kindergarten! (Repeat the last 2 lines 2 times). If you want to know a lot, know a lot, know a lot, you need to visit the kindergarten, visit, visit. Here we develop, we study a lot, we live well in our kindergarten. If you liked the song, song, sing along merrily, merrily, merrily! Come visit us, we are always glad to have guests, We live well in our kindergarten!
Then, in this funny skit for children, the children read poems about kindergarten: - Kindergarten, kindergarten... Why do they say that? We are not aspen trees, we are not rowan trees. Vova, Klava, Mishenka - These are not apples!
– Kindergarten, kindergarten... Why do they say that? We are not leaves, We are not flowers, Blue, scarlet - We are little guys!
– Kindergarten, kindergarten... Why do they say that? Because we are growing together as one family! That's why they say: There is a kindergarten in this house!
After this, in a miniature about a kindergarten teacher, the animals again begin to behave badly: they spill paint and get dirty. The teacher asks them to wash, but they do not agree.
She explains to them that they cannot behave this way. “Whoever doesn’t brush his teeth or wash himself with soap can grow up sickly and frail.” They are only friends with dirty people who are dirty, who themselves drowned in the dirt. Nasty little things grow out of them, and evil dogs chase after them. The dirty ones are afraid of water and colds, and sometimes... they don’t grow at all.
“Okay,” the animals agree, now we will wash our faces and brush our teeth. Wolf: “I will clean them too, but only after I eat this boy.”
He starts chasing one of the guys and even swings at him. The teacher stops them, and the Wolf says: “I think this: if there are fighters, it means they are needed for something.” How else? How else? Who then should receive the change? Who should get what they deserve from those who come to stand up for the weak?
The girl answers him: “I’ll answer you, but my answer is not new: Tell me - who loves brawling children?” Nobody loves. This means that you, fighters, are no longer needed by anyone!
Teacher: - Let's not quarrel, but be friends with each other. Children on the planet know that friendship is more valuable than anything in the world! Toys, friendship, kindergarten - Words burn like sparkles. All children in the whole wide world want to be friends!
The children and animals stand in a circle and dance around the teacher.
And at the end of this skit for children on the Day of the Kindergarten Teacher, they perform the song “Our Teacher” (words and music by E. Alexandrova).
Who comes to kindergarten early in both hot and cold weather? Who will smile like mother and always help us? Who will teach you how to knit shoelaces, how to brush your teeth, how to wash your hands? Who else can we have a heart-to-heart talk with?
Chorus: Our teacher is good! Both a beauty and a kind soul. We sing a song about her today, We all live here very friendly!
Funny scene for children's Teacher's Day
You will need children's toys and balloons.
Characters:
- boy;
- girl.
A boy and a girl appear to the song “Where Does Childhood Go?” In the hands of toys, balloons.
Boy : Eh, our childhood is leaving. Before we can blink, school will be here. (crying)
Girl : Are you so upset because you have to say goodbye to kindergarten?
Boy : Yes! At school you will have to study, read and write.
Girl: Don't be upset, but you won't have to sleep after lunch!
Boy : What's good? What about without teachers? You will have to do everything yourself, no one will help.
Girl : So what? But you won’t have to eat semolina porridge! And we will be home after lunch, not in the evening.
Boy : What about the lessons? Do you think it's easy?
Girl : I didn’t even think, you can get a D there too. And my mother will scold me for this.
Boy : That's it. Now do you understand how good it is in kindergarten?
Girl : Yes. (cries) I don't want to grow up.
Then they say in chorus : How quickly youth passes!
Sketch “Meeting of two grandmothers”
(The roles are played by two teachers dressed as old women)
Grandmother 1: Hello, my dear! Won't you go out for a walk?
Grandma 2: What are you talking about, I haven’t done my homework yet...
Grandma 1: What lessons? It’s been a hundred years since you finished school, right?
Grandma 2: Yes? What about the grandchildren? Nowadays it is very fashionable to do homework for your grandchildren. I want to try it, although it’s probably terribly uneducational.
Grandmother 1: What is this? Yes, I’ve been doing homework for my grandchildren all my life.
Grandma 2: Really? Are you spoiling them like that?
Grandmother 1: I don’t spoil! You know how strictly I am with them. I’ll do my homework, but they always copy it out themselves.
Grandmother 2: Yes... you are really strict.
Grandma 1: That's me!
Grandmother 2: Well, if it’s not difficult for you, check how I learned the verse...
There is a green oak near the Lukomorye, a golden chain on the oak tree. And day and night the dog is a scientist...
Grandma 1: Wait, what dog?
Grandma 2: Well, I don’t know what breed he is, maybe a bulldog, maybe...
1 grandmother: Yes, not a dog, but a scientist cat! Understood? Cat!
Grandmother 2: Ah, I understand. Well, I'll start first then.
There is a green oak near the Lukomorye, a golden chain on the oak tree. Day and night, the learned cat goes to the grocery store with a string bag.
Grandma 1: What string bag, what grocery store, where did you see this?
Grandma 2: At the circus. The clown's cats don't do that yet.
Grandma 1: Oh, that’s it, I can’t stand it with you, I’m chatting, but I still have so many lessons, and I also have to not be late for the choreography club.
Grandma 2: Are you still dancing at that age?
Grandmother 1: It’s not me, but my granddaughter who attends art school, and I also have to master it.
Grandmother 2: Well, show me at least one movement, maybe it will be useful to me.
The dance “Old Grandmothers” by Muses is performed. V. Dobrynina
1 grandmother, 2 grandmother: For grandchildren, grandmothers are very important! Grandmother's grandchildren - Need it!
2nd presenter:
We hope that you will always have such a good mood as you had today at our holiday! Let your hearts not be touched by sadness and sadness. Nothing will darken your smile. Be happy and give joy to children. May your Guardian Angel always be with you!
Song Guardian Angel
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