3 funny scenes for Teacher's Day

In autumn, Preschool Worker's Day is traditionally celebrated. In honor of this, tea parties, concerts, and corporate events are organized. And no matter what the plan of the event, funny scenes for Teacher’s Day are always relevant. Children, parents, and preschool employees participate, depending on the conditions of the celebration. Here you will find rooms for both adults and preschoolers.

All the details are accessible, the words are simple—learning is easy. Of course, at festive evenings, where everyone is “their own,” it is allowed to read a speech from a piece of paper. However, the number without cheat sheets looks much better. Light skits, like those in this article, turn out great even without rehearsals, because the main thing is to be in a good mood. Moreover, if possible, it is advisable to run the production before going out.

And don't be afraid of being a bad actor. Skits are meant to make people laugh, not to judge. That’s why such performances always go out with a bang!

Humorous scene for a corporate party without children

You will need:

diapers for adults - 5 pcs.;
children's caps, bibs - 5 pcs.;
children's potties - 5 pcs.

The characters are played by small children, portrayed by adults.

Kid 1: Oh, I don’t know what to do, I want to go to the goysec.

Kid 2 : Here's my kindergarten, let's try to go in?

At this time, one of the participants sits on someone else’s potty. And the “owner” of the potty, indignant, says the phrase indistinctly with a child’s accent: “Where are you going to my potty?” The more indistinct, the funnier. Like a baby learning to speak. The participant who occupied someone else's potty stands up obediently.

Baby 3 : Kindergarten, kindergarten. He always sees us well. We go to him in revelry. With mom, dad and sister.

Kid 4 : What kind of teachers are they? (asks timidly)

Kid 5 : They're almost too good for us! They are so laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! (speaks embarrassed) At this time, one of the participants moves away from the other, covering his nose. And he says with a childish accent: “Ugh, my, how he (she) smells!”

Then everyone sits on the potties and continues to say the words.

Kid 4 : And what are the nannies like?

Kid 5 : They're just golden! They babysit, babysit all day long. I don’t understand how they aren’t lazy?

Kid 4 : What kind of teacher is it?

Kid 1 : The teacher is top class. Run and run all day long. My head is already in a knot. It comes early in the morning and leaves late in the evening.

Kid 4 : What kind of food is it?

Kid 3 : Oh, oh, oh. We go around it with a stolon. She walks around with this needle! (shows a large needle with gestures)

Kid 2 : There is also a warehouse manager in the garden. And the paper is stored there. And if it’s not there, it’s at least a problem to go to the toilet.

Kid 4 : Oh, there’s so much stuff there! You can’t count the flames, there’s a lot of them all.

Kid 3 : Oh, I really want to go to kindergarten. I'm crying, I can't!

Kid 2 : Don't cry, we'll help. Mom and I are coming here. What should we do now?

everyone says in unison: “Congratulate everyone from the bottom of our hearts!”

Then everyone stands up and sings. You can choose a cool adaptation about teachers. An alternative to a song is a congratulatory poem. Ditties are also suitable.

Skits for teachers for the anniversary of the kindergarten

Do you want to stage a congratulations skit for your kindergarten anniversary? We offer a scenario that includes performances by teachers, comic skits and the presentation of prizes to teachers in various categories.

The presenter appears on stage: “Good evening, dear children and parents, dear teachers! Today is our anniversary, and I want to give the floor to our teachers.”

The skit for teachers for the anniversary of the kindergarten begins with the following verses.

An anniversary is a special date. This holiday cannot be compared with anything. Someone wise once came up with the idea of giving joy to birthday people.

The kindergarten is celebrating its anniversary birthday, and, without a doubt, everyone is talking about it today!

Today is our anniversary birthday, and we cannot hide our excitement. We ask you to open our festive evening without further ado!

Then a comic skit is played out for the anniversary of the kindergarten. Savages in animal skins appear on stage, and teachers perform a song based on the song “Wonderful Neighbor.”

It was difficult for a person ten thousand years ago: Stone Age people did not go to kindergarten. Without a program of education, everyone grew up as savages. Therefore, of course, they grew up to be savages.

But the dark era was being replaced by steady progress. Everyone left the caves and forgot the path into the forest. It was then that there was a breakthrough in education. They began to inculcate education from a very young age.

The congratulations sketch for the anniversary of the kindergarten continues, and the presenter suggests: “Let's remember how it all began.”

Next it says that we want to remember those who devote themselves to raising children, sparing no effort and time. We want to talk about those who don’t know the words “I don’t want”, “I can’t”, “I don’t know how”, about those who love their work and rush here every day to raise their children and be needed by them...

Then follows this quatrain:

What is an anniversary? This is a close circle of friends, This is a sea of impressions, This is a meeting of generations!

The song “Do you remember how it all began” sounds and the oldest teachers appear on stage. The presenter gives the floor to everyone and them and talks about their career path.

In our garden, like in a little house, we live together, we work, create, sing and rarely get tired. Here, as in any other family, the law is the same for everyone. Here everyone is needed, everyone is dear to everyone, and everyone is loved here.

The performance for teachers on the anniversary of the kindergarten continues with the presentation of prizes in various categories.

These can be the nominations “Jack of all trades”, “Chief Mom”, “Mistress Innovation”, “Master of Pedagogy”, “Junior of Pedagogy”, “Miracle Nanny” and others. The presentation of prizes can be interspersed with comic skits for the anniversary of the kindergarten, songs and poems in honor of teachers.

Funny scene for children's Teacher's Day

You will need children's toys and balloons.

Characters:

boy;
girl.

A boy and a girl appear to the song “Where Does Childhood Go?” In the hands of toys, balloons.

Boy : Eh, our childhood is leaving. Before we can blink, school will be here. (crying)

Girl : Are you so upset because you have to say goodbye to kindergarten?

Boy : Yes! At school you will have to study, read and write.

Girl: Don't be upset, but you won't have to sleep after lunch!

Boy : What's good? What about without teachers? You will have to do everything yourself, no one will help.

Girl : So what? But you won’t have to eat semolina porridge! And we will be home after lunch, not in the evening.

Boy : What about the lessons? Do you think it's easy?

Girl : I didn’t even think, you can get a D there too. And my mother will scold me for this.

Boy : That's it. Now do you understand how good it is in kindergarten?

Girl : Yes. (cries) I don't want to grow up.

Then they say in chorus : How quickly youth passes!

Funny scene for an anniversary

Children's ensemble "Soplyachok"

Host: Dear friends! Just a moment! Sensation! Children from the “Soplyachek” kindergarten have just arrived at our holiday and claim that they are the grandchildren of our hero of the day. ... (acting hero of the day), Will you admit it yourself or will we take blood for analysis? Do you admit it?

Presenter: The children arrived with a congratulatory program. We ask all guests to greet the children warmly and kindly. So, welcome! Currency Vyskochkina, Lenochka Tarakhgushkina, Esik Obormotov and Anechka Zabubennaya!

(“Children” enter the hall, holding hands, shyly, with toys in their hands. The role of “children” can be played by relatives or colleagues of the hero of the day. It is advisable to take men for the roles of girls. In the program of children from the kindergarten “Soplyachok”: ditties and poems and dance with the hero of the day. Costumes for children are not required, you can imitate them - bows for girls, a Panama hat for boys.).

First, the “children” stand in a line facing the guests, and after the 2nd quatrain, they begin to dance in a circle.

(each quatrain is spoken by the next child):

Today is a cheerful holiday, to everyone’s surprise. Let's celebrate Grandfather Dima...(surname)'s birthday.
And not just a birthday - but today is an anniversary. To hear congratulations - Join the circle as soon as possible. (children stand and begin to walk in a circle)
Congratulations on your anniversary and, dear grandfather, we wish you good health and attention for a hundred years.
We want to wish grandpa. So that he is afraid of boredom, So that his hands are engaged in physical work.
When you retire, don’t get confused - Buy rabbits and nutria, work with them.
You, grandfather Vanya, don’t get sick, and forget where the pharmacy is. If you take one hundred grams on your chest, you will live for two centuries.
When you receive a pension, don’t get too proud, remember the commandment of Christ - Share with your neighbor.
All the dear guests are here having fun and drinking vodka. Maybe they'll give us some ice cream for our congratulations?
For ditties like these, don’t be stingy, dear grandfather, From your first pension, buy us a hundred chewing gum and sweets.
In chorus: We are funny guys. Of course, everyone is happy to see us. Happy birthday to grandfather Dima. Kindergarten congratulates. (Children bow and leave)

Host: Inspired by the work of “Soplyachka”, I came up with a ditty:

Stretch the bellows, accordion, Eh, play, play! It's Dima's birthday, drink, don't talk! (The music turns on, everyone sits down at the tables and the banquet continues) Ps Have you already seen our evening novelty for 2021? Meet the Fairy Tale-remake for a woman’s 50th anniversary “Golden Apples” (mp3)