HOST: Hello dear guests! Hello, dear birthday girl, Lyudmila Mironovna! Why are there so many people?! All your friends have gathered here for a well-deserved rest and have come to congratulate you. Today we, in a friendly, cheerful company, decided to congratulate the hero of the day. Fifty-five - is that really a lot? Let them say “everything has been lived” - don’t believe it, While we live, what was, is - everything is alive. When else will life slam the door on us? You still have a lot of things ahead of you. Live long, wisely and beautifully! And I want to raise the first glass to our hero of the occasion. You are a woman - a flower, a source and a star, Mysteriously tender, beautiful and proud. You are the flame of the hearth and home, You are the light on earth that never goes out. HOST: And now I would like to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.
DIRECTOR: Dear Lyudmila Mironovna! From the bottom of my heart, with great respect, please accept our congratulations today. We are happy to congratulate you and wish you to continue to work, to continue to dare. Do not grow old in soul and outwardly Be blooming as before. To keep the flame of the soul, to live, to still love. Be as beautiful as always for you for many years to come. (A memorable gift is presented.) HOST: You cried when you were born, And everyone around laughed... But we really had a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones can be, they are afraid of colds, and they are not overly smart, so to prevent her ears from getting swollen, her head from getting hot, and also to prevent unnecessary thoughts from creeping into her head, we decided to give her a cap. (The presenter puts a cap on the hero of the day.) And you all know that little ones are so inept and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this doesn’t happen we give her an apron. (The presenter puts on an apron for the hero of the day.) And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners get upset about any reason, they have nothing to do, they worry about everyone, so their eyes are often wet. To prevent our pensioner from crying, we decided to give her a pacifier. (The presenter gives a pacifier on a scarlet ribbon. A cap for an adult and an apron are sewn in advance.) HOST: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot of things to do! HOST: (helping to take off her cap, apron and pacifier): Well, she’s fed, she’s not blowing anywhere, and most importantly she won’t cry. And now I propose to give my colleagues the opportunity to congratulate Lyudmila Mironovna. CONGRATULATIONS FROM COLLEAGUES We congratulate you on a significant event, Today is your legal anniversary, We wish you great health, and many sincere friends in your life. An anniversary is a special date, where one mentally sums up the results. What I may have made a mistake at some time, I probably saved what is expensive. We congratulate you with all our hearts and want to wish you happiness, may there never be bad weather in your home climate. We don’t give the birthday girl neither sets nor rings, You’ll probably receive a warmer welcome, Greetings from friendly hearts. (Giving a gift. Here you can have one of your colleagues tell you how he met the hero of the day, remember an interesting incident at work, etc.) (The presenter announces a break, filling it with games and attractions. During the break, those present are given poems that were prepared in advance printed.) HOST: “New” pensioners came to visit us to congratulate us. 1. We came to this house to wish you many years to come, please accept our greetings from us Lyudmila Pionersky. 2. Just think, everyone is retiring, and now we will tell you how they live in retirement. 3. We wish you much happiness this evening and forever. Less clouds, rain, bad weather, Luda is a nice person. 4. I worked a lot, I didn’t work in vain, That’s why, dear, You were given a pension. 5. We wish for more grandchildren, Not to grow old longer, If the son and daughter are not gaping, Then you, Luda, will be a heroine grandmother. 6. You have become more prosperous, Poverty will not return. , Thank you very much to Putin, He takes care of everyone. 7. If you sit at home, you will get bored and grow old, when you sing in the choir, you will immediately become younger. 8. Don’t be sad, don’t be sad, There is no going back to those past days, Smile always and everywhere, And don’t go to the doctors. 9. I would go out to work, I’m already bored of sitting, But I’m afraid of taxes, I’d rather get by at home. 10. May God grant that everything will be great, Always behave decently, Don’t get sick, don’t be discouraged, Eat in moderation and sleep soundly, Never grow old, All men like you. HOST: Since we are talking about men, I want to introduce you to a man who fell in love with our Lyudochka many years ago and is still a support and shoulder in family life for Lyuda. So, word from the wife of the hero of the day. CONGRATULATIONS FROM HUSBAND You illuminate everyone with your generous warmth, You bestow a cloudy smile on the day. So let simple earthly happiness meet you more often. Always be young and perky, Forget about the fact that you are a grandmother. Fun and joy Always and everywhere, I wish you all the best. Thank you for finding words at the right moment that please, console, and adore me. I want to drink to the fact that you exist! HOST: And now comes the solemn moment. Based on all of the above, the pensioners’ council allows you, Lyudmila Mironovna, to join the pensioners’ party. To do this you must take an oath. OBJECT OF THE BIRTHDAY GIRL: I,..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues, husband and children, solemnly swear: with the fervor of my heart, to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the duties of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children, to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in defiance of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear! (The text of the oath must be printed in advance. You can also present a joke pass to the party of pensioners with a photograph and seal.) HOST: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with her responsibilities and rights. Responsibilities: 1. Get up, wash. 2. Sit down and eat. 3. Receive guests, Do not forget friends. 4. Put the mash to distill. 5. Play sports this year. 6. Be ready for defense and labor.
Rights: 1. When I want, then I get up. 2. As long as I want, I lie there. 3. If I want to, I’ll start drinking. 4. I will go where I want. 5. When I want, then I sleep. 6. I love whoever I want. (You can propose a toast to the new “pass”.) HOST: We wish you happiness with all our hearts and let every hour be joyful. May misfortunes pass you by, May your children and grandchildren love you more deeply. So, I give the floor to Lyudmila Mironovna’s children. On this day, dear mother, accept congratulations from us, from the children. For us, you are still the most important, Although we have become a little older. You are the kindest woman in the world, There are no more beautiful eyes in the world, And your hands, like huge wings, Always protect us from misfortune. Years have passed, my head has turned grey, Many worries and worries are behind me, But who cares about age, If you have a warm heart in your chest. (A gift is presented from the children.) HOST: And now I propose to move on to dancing and outdoor games. (While the dancing and games are going on, the presenter brings in a large box, for example, from under a TV, on which is written “Banderol.” He also brings in telegrams.) HOST: Now, while everyone was having fun, the postman Pechkin came. As you can probably guess, telegrams and even a parcel post arrived at the hero of the day’s address. He himself refused to come in because he was afraid that the bicycle would be stolen and trusted me to read out the telegrams. TELEGRAMS Hello Granny, don’t be sad, The candy is out, keep in mind I made onions, I’m drying my socks, I’ve been writing a letter to you for two days, And there’s a sparrow on the window, Well, that’s it, I’m finishing. Your grandson Sergei. Moscow, Ministry of Finance. The budget is in deep deficit, Don’t look for money in the Ministry of Finance, I wish I could send you a transfer, Yes, the Duma doesn’t give money. Are you 55? And you are perky! Happy Birthday to you! Zadornov. Saint Petersburg. I send greetings from St. Petersburg, I wish Luda many years to come. If only I were at your young age, I would create a mess. I wish you love, peace and success on your anniversary. Pyekha. USA, Washington, White House. All boundaries between us have been erased, My words fly like birds. Our States congratulate you, Try to live richly, Don't run into impeachment, Health, good luck and food to you! I took a sip of a glass for you. Happy anniversary to you. Clinton Bill Moscow, LDPR Headquarters. Yes, definitely, on this day even a tree stump is obliged to love. I wish you all the best, although it will not be cheap. Well, for starters, for example, you all should join the LDPR. Sorry if the humor is flat. Happy anniversary to you! Zhirinovsky. BANDEROL (An instruction must be attached to each gift. The hero of the day opens the parcel, shows the gift and reads the instruction to everyone.) 1. So that there is happiness in the house, So that you love everyone, So that the house is a full cup, Take a pot for porridge as a souvenir. 2.And also take a fountain pen, Copy for your grandchildren, So that you can hold them in your arms And hear them scream. 3. Our hero of the day, Lyuda, May you and your husband live in harmony. Accept a frying pan from us. 4. To take care of the good, the warmth, Luda, drink wine skillfully, You know your limit firmly, Don’t grab an extra glass, The sobering-up station decided to help, He gave his gift, It will remind you How much you need to take to the norm. (Thimble.) 5. Darling, throw an Orenburg down scarf over your shoulders. (A piece of gauze.) 6. To know everything in the world, you should read newspapers. (Newspaper.) 7. After a glass, have a snack. This is a very important matter. Here, Luda, instead of a sleeve, a paper napkin. (Colleagues can also bring a parcel and read out the text for all gifts themselves.) HOST: Be beautiful all the time - Both in soul and yourself, Be loved all the time - Both in winter and in spring. Don't bow like a mountain ash, If there is trouble. Stay happy on this day and always. HOST: And now I want to give a response to the hero of the day. (The hero of the day thanks the guests.) HOST: Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a few songs for the hero of the day. (The lyrics have been printed and copied in advance. Distribute to the guests.) SONG to the melody of “Wonderful Neighbor” 1. We have gathered here today, everyone at the festive table. We congratulate Lyudmila on this anniversary day. You, dear, are so beautiful, both today and always. Well, most importantly, of course, you are the kindest soul. Chorus: Pam-pam, pa-pa-pa-pa-pam-pam, Pam-param-pa-pam-pam, Pam-para-pam-pa. 2.And we also wish you to be healthy forever, and not have to deal with hospitals - except sometimes. Temper yourself, wipe yourself off Morning, evening and afternoon. And don’t doubt your family - We will come to you again. SONG to the melody of V. Solovyov-Sedoy “It’s time to hit the road” 1. Tonight, evening, evening A pleasant responsibility fell on our shoulders. We give honor to Lyudmila at this festive table, and now we will sing this song for her. Chorus: Oh, dear Luda, we can’t, we can’t help but love you. Same as Lyudmila
2. We like Lyuda, like, like, and she is rightfully famous for her kindness. And on this day, and at this hour, any of us will confirm to you, That our hero of the day is simply class! Chorus: Ah, people's hands know how to wash the floor, cook soup, plant a garden. There can never be anyone like Lyudmila anywhere. 3. We are brave, brave, brave guests, we are very happy to congratulate you on your birthday. Now for the People of the Year we will drink once and drink twice, But so that tomorrow we don’t have a headache. (The evening ends with songs and dances.)
Victoria Gutnik
Scene “Seeing off to retirement”
Dear Maamites! I bring to your attention a scene for seeing off female employees on retirement. We saw off our manager.
Leading:
Attention! The solemn moment of our meeting is coming! Today the head of the Morozko kindergarten ___ will be initiated into Young Pensioners. This act is carried out on the initiative of the State Pension Fund of Russia. We invite its representatives.
Grandmothers come in to the beat of drums.
Stay where you are. One - two. Right. One - two. (one grandmother turns to the right, the other does not, and she turns her around)
As the French say: “ant und einzig zwei unt zwan-zig” - let’s get down to business.
Come out, our friend. Now we will publicly accept you into the society of pensioners.
Repeat after us (they hand over a scroll or a printed oath in a frame):
I, a young pensioner of Russia, joining the honorary society of working and non-working pensioners, moderate drinkers and non-drinkers, poking my nose everywhere, solemnly swear:
1. Be a worthy member of society, that is, always be in sound body and sound spirit. Don’t let yourself be brought down by either the wind, or your husband, or illness, or drunkenness. I swear!
2. Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs and walk along any road without support. I swear!
3. Be sharp with your tongue, eyes and ears. Do not give in to measles, sadness, or cold. I swear!
4. Make all your desires come true, since abstinence is dangerous at this age. I swear!
5. Drink to the bottom little by little, but do not lose the path to the house. I swear!
(When pronouncing the word “I swear!” the grandmother hits her forehead with a musical hammer.)
Well, well, our friend! From now on, you don’t have to work, but only advise, that is, point the finger.
Your pension will be paid in dollars and euros in ruble equivalent. Be calm, our friend. You will receive your pension regularly
-(To the guests.) And you all stay in peace!
Oath of the Young Pensioner
I, a young pensioner of Russia,
joining the honorary society of working and non-working pensioners,
in moderation for drinkers and non-drinkers,
poking their noses everywhere,
I solemnly swear:
1. Be a worthy member of society,
that is, to constantly be in a sound body and sound spirit.
Don’t let yourself be brought down by either the wind, or your husband, or illness, or drunkenness.
2. Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs and walk along any road without support.
3. Be sharp with your tongue, eyes and ears.
Do not give in to measles, sadness, or cold. I swear!
4. Make all your desires come true,
since at this age abstinence is dangerous. I swear!
5. Drink to the bottom little by little, but do not lose the path to the house.
You are already retiring, but your enthusiasm and agility have not dried up. Now you can be free, live a wonderful life and not have to worry.
The work experience has already been accumulated, forget about the labor strap. I worked hard, gaining experience, Now it’s time to rest.
So relax, without knowing any problems, without knowing any worries. And I wish you to travel around the world every year.
And not to be afraid of anything, And not to mope, and not to get sick. In a word, have a blast, and not sit on a bench.
Frolic to the fullest, So that you don't get bored even for a day, After all, you're in the juice and not an old lady. In short, happy pension to you!
It’s a little sad, but at least you won’t have to work anymore, no one will quarrel that something isn’t working out there.
The time has come to relax, think about yourself, your beloved, take a nap when you want, get carried away by an interesting book.
We wish you all the best from the bottom of our hearts And with the fact that your pension has arrived, we congratulate you today!
Our dear (patronymic name)! You combine all the qualities that a real woman should have: you are a loving wife, an exemplary mother, a hardworking employee and a faithful friend. Retirement is a great time when you can look around and think about how much you have achieved in life, and how much new things you still have to experience! Good luck to you in everything, happiness and prosperity.
Let the champagne flow like a stream, We are supposed to congratulate you. Let everything be nothing to you, Because now life is just beginning.
You are going on a well-deserved rest, so away with the lack of sleep and worries! You will find entertainment for yourself, After all, you don’t have to go to work.
You can sleep longer in the morning, don’t rush anywhere, don’t rush around, but go for a walk in the forest and enjoy nature.
So, take advantage of your rest and try to think more about yourself. Be healthy, love, bloom, Travel, read, enjoy.
The work experience has been accumulated for a long time, the time has come to frolic. Retirement is a part of relaxation, time to have fun with your family.
Bake pies for your beloved grandchildren, Invite guests more often, Set the table, put mountains of flowers in vases. And relax without getting bored.
We wish you cloudless days, always prosperity in life, close love and smiles of friends, good luck in all your endeavors.
And may your soul always smell like spring, We wish you happiness without measure. Happy retirement, happy rest, happy new times. We sincerely congratulate you!
A miracle date has come in your life, Only time is to blame for this, But it was wrong this time, Because you are a classy woman!
Young, cheerful and energetic, and accustomed to work from an early age, you can now rest, or continue to work like your whole life!
We wish to always be beautiful, slim and desperately happy, to devote more time to our grandchildren, to have fun and not to be discouraged!
Retirement is a strange moment: It seems to be joyful, but it seems not. But we want to tell you only one thing: You have the right to rest.
Let your life be filled with meaning, Songs, joy and optimism. Remember, retirement is not a death sentence. Let them bring you gifts and flowers.
You are still in full bloom of all your strength and you stupefy men with your beauty. You are tactful, you are very beautiful, you fall in love with your sincere, kind soul.
You devoted yourself to work, sparing no time and effort. But whether they wanted it or not, retirement age has arrived.
Well, we are a little jealous, you are now a free person. There is more than one road in front of you, Time has stopped running.
You can sew, knit, go to the theaters. Rome, Paris and London to visit. Watch the sunsets at the pier... Make all your dreams come true!
The reform is not scary for you, the Pension Board has given the go-ahead. Be both with a pension and in shape to spite the cunning Fund.
You deserve it, enjoy it, wear your status with pride. Don’t give in to the years, Be healthy, don’t be sad.
Retirement has opened the door to freedom. You have broken employment records.
I congratulate you on your first day of freedom, Your life will now begin differently.
Every day is now yours Will become a day off, Every month of the year - Calm, vacation.
I wish you to enjoy life, let retirement become a reason for happiness.
Now you don’t have to rush to work, it’s time to just relax. Retirement is an opportunity to enjoy life and devote time to your loved one.
Well, we wish you great happiness, an interesting life, less fuss, do not be sad that the years are rushing by too quickly, because there is still time to make your dreams come true.
Retirement scenario
When planning a retirement scenario, for a celebration it is best to choose a cafe or restaurant that will be suitable for the number of invited guests. Here the hall is decorated with balloons and congratulatory posters. As a rule, colleagues and close people are invited to celebrate. Will require you to choose which colleague will be the host of the evening. The celebration begins and all guests are seated at the table.
Leading:
– Dear friends, today we have gathered for an important occasion - this is a farewell to our dear (colleague’s name) for his well-deserved rest. The head of our company is invited to say words of congratulations.
Leading:
– The hero of the occasion has a long career behind him. All of us, working with him, were able to verify his high professionalism. Let's remember what the career path of (colleague's name) was like.
After these words, the host asks questions to which the guests must give the correct answers. Examples include the following questions:
– In what city were you born, on what date?; – When did you start first grade? – When did you finish school?; – What institute did you go to? – When did you start working, in which company?; – When did you join the company? – Total length of work experience.
Each guest who gives the correct answer receives a prize.
Leading:
– Let’s drink to a man who has such an interesting work history.
All guests raise their glasses and drink.
Leading:
– Well, we made sure that the guests know (colleague’s name) well at work, but now we need to check who our hero of the occasion is outside of work. The best test is an interesting competition.
The retirement scenario then involves holding a competition. The guests' task is to name compliments for a colleague. In this case, each subsequent word must begin with the letter that completed the previous one. The guest who is the last to name the word becomes the winner. For this he deserves a prize.
Leading:
– Retirement is an event that should be celebrated in a fun and interesting way with songs. Dear (name of colleague), our employees have prepared a gift for you - a song.
Then all employees perform the song. It would be very good to choose a song and redo its words to make it a congratulation on your retirement. Another option is to perform a funny song. Also, employees can perform their colleague’s favorite song, which will be very pleasant for him.
Then one of the colleagues appears in the hall to the appropriate musical accompaniment. You should come up with an outfit for her like a mysterious sorceress.
Leading:
- Look, a fortune teller came to our holiday. Let's ask her what exactly (colleague's name) expects for the songs.
The sorceress approaches the hero of the occasion and takes his hand. She goes on to say:
- Hello dear. I see that you have worked hard for many years! It's time for you to rest! Do you want to know what exactly awaits you next?
Hero of the occasion:
- Of course I want!
Enchantress:
“I have a magic ball that will tell you about this.” Let each of the guests draw a prediction from him.
The sorceress has a ball in her hands that should be beautifully decorated. Inside are pieces of paper on which a prediction is written. Each of the guests pulls out a piece of paper and reads the prediction. As an example, you can write the following options:
– You will babysit your grandchildren; – There will be a rest in a hammock at the dacha; – You will relax on the sofa; – You will regularly relax in the sanatorium.
You can come up with many other funny options.
Enchantress:
– For all the predictions to come true, you need to drink to them. Let's raise a glass to our (colleague's name).
Then the retirement script includes the words of the sorceress
: – I invite everyone to dance!
After this, dance music sounds and all the guests begin to dance along with the sorceress.
Leading:
– To make our holiday brighter and more interesting, we need to dress up.
Then a competition is held.
To do this you will need to prepare several boxes. You need to put unexpected outfits in them. For example, these could be party caps, glasses, false noses, hats and many other options. Each person and guests must pull one of the items out of the box. After that he will have to put it on. In this case, initially each guest chooses a box from which they then take out an item. The box should not be transparent so that the items are not visible. When all the guests have dressed this way, music plays and everyone dances.
Then the celebration program includes a sweet table. To do this, you can choose different treats. A good idea is a birthday cake that will be decorated accordingly, that is, it will correspond to the theme of the celebration.
If you are tasked with preparing a farewell ceremony for your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.
After all, seeing off retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.
Prepare a retirement scenario that will include funny ditties, games and skits.
Scenes for seeing off a woman’s retirement should be funny and cool, so that there is no regret that an important stage of life has been passed.
Cool scene for seeing off retirement
Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Pension.
Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, head wreaths are made from artificial branches or paper.
Host: There is an old legend about how candidates for pensioners are accepted: a whole council is convened on the divine Olympus - to accept or not to accept? And everything happens like this... (The Gods enter the hall.)
God of Work (addresses other gods): I, the God of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you on the professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have a new candidate for retirement!
Gods: Oh, how great! How nice!
God of Work: Yes, that means we have work again! Now we will thoroughly check this candidate. I'll be the first to start!
Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions: did she work well, did she help others out, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.
God of Work: Well, candidate, you are lucky: your colleagues characterize you with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, God of Vacation, now do your check!
God of Vacation: I am the God of Vacation - Gulban. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I’ll check if you’ve learned to rest properly!
1. Choose the right option (you, guests, can also choose - we’ll check you at the same time!) - Canary Islands, Maldives, Hawaii or dacha?
2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?
3. Question three: Martini, Hennessy, Jack Daniels or homemade wine?
God of Vacation (sums up): dreaming is not harmful, but you need to relax within your means!
God of Work: Okay. And now over to the Salary Goddess!
Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - Penny. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidate.
Do you remember how you waited for me every month? How did you count days and even minutes? And then, after waiting, she called me miserable, pathetic, insignificant! And then she spent it all, to the last...
But I don’t hold a grudge, it’s all in the past. Now will you meet the Goddess of Pension, and will you promise to protect and respect her? Do you promise that your children will not take her away from you? Do you promise to buy chocolates for your grandchildren with her help?
The hero of the occasion promises.
God of Work: So, candidate, you passed all the tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and place you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pension!
Goddess of Pension: I am the Goddess of Pension - Pension! From now on, I’m taking patronage over you. But first, you need to take the pensioner’s oath.
PENSIONER'S Oath:
I, A YOUNG PENSIONER, ENTERING THE RANKS OF PENSIONERS, IN FACE OF MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES, SOLEMNLY SWEAR: - TO WAIT FOR, LOVE AND TAKE CARE OF MY PENSION. -DO NOT SPEND IT ON MEDICINES AND DOCTORS. -USE IT FOR ITS PURPOSE: FOR ENTERTAINMENT, CRUISES AND NEW OUTFITS. I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I SWEAR!!!
And now I’m giving you a real savings book, big enough to fit numbers with ten zeros in it! (Gives a drawn savings book. You can arrange a cash gift in this way - put an envelope with money or a gift certificate in it.)
The gods put a homemade “Honorary Pensioner” medal on the hero of the occasion.
Farewell to a woman's retirement: a comic scenario from colleagues
When one of its members leaves a friendly team, you want to send off a well-deserved employee into a fun, interesting and unforgettable retirement. A humorous scenario for seeing off a woman’s retirement from her colleagues, 2 song adaptations - they will help us with this.
The scenario is specially designed taking into account all the characteristics and preferences of people of pre-retirement age.
Using it, you can create, in this case for a retired woman, a wonderful and touching atmosphere. And most importantly, to leave lasting memories of how she was loved and appreciated in her family.
Watch: Comic posters on the theme “Seeing off to retirement.”
In the article you will find different forms of congratulations:
- holiday posters;
- Pictures;
- congratulations in prose.
And also in this comic and original script, we offer you remade songs, so-called remake songs, dedicated to pension topics.
“To be a pensioner - be prepared! Always ready!" — a humorous script from colleagues
Even one of the saddest holiday events can be turned into a real comic show!
Preparing and holding a holiday according to this scenario is easy and quite affordable. It is exclusive and unique!
Don't forget to take a number of photographs for memory. Funny scenes can be captured on video. And then edit the film, adding music and special effects. And give it to the hero of the occasion - a young pensioner!
She will never forget such a farewell! However, like all the participants in this festive event.
Props and scenery:
Make congratulatory posters and pictures in advance with the image of a future pensioner (can be in the form of postcards).
In addition to photographs, you can write slogans on the posters:
- “Retire with a clear conscience”;
- “If you worked well, have a good rest”;
- “Work is not a wolf - and you are not a trainer”;
- “If you like to work, study and relax”;
- “I knew how to work with my hands and head, I learned to sit evenly on the sofa with my butt.”
All these posters and cards are hung all over the walls of the hall where the celebration will take place.
There are huge floor vases with flowers on the floor in all four corners. You can order them or make them yourself from colored paper, fabric and wire.
Multi-colored helium balloons are hung around according to the number of guests.
The woman has a bandage over her shoulder with the inscription “Young Pensioner”.
Preliminary preparation:
- recording light instrumental music;
- musical medley of songs from the 80s (dance);
- recording of V. Kikabidze’s song “My years are my wealth”;
- backing tracks of the songs: “Black Cat”, “Someone Came Down the Hill”.
Characters:
Presenter . The young man is dressed in a strict, handsome suit.
New Russian grandmas:
Matryona . A man in disguise. He is wearing a dark skirt, a light T-shirt, and a red sweater on top. There is a white scarf on the head.
Flower . A man in disguise. He is wearing a colored skirt and a bright blouse. On the head there is a colored scarf.
Scene No. 1.
Light instrumental music plays. Gradually, guests and invitees enter the festively decorated hall.
At the entrance they are greeted by new Russian grandmothers. Each person is given a helium balloon and asked to tie them to the back of a chair. And only at the leader’s command to release the balls. All this is done quietly and unnoticed, so that the hero of the occasion does not understand anything.
The future pensioner herself is not given a chair, but an armchair (throne). It stands at a separate table in a place of honor.
The Leader comes out.
Presenter : Hello, our dear guests! Hello, our dear hero of the occasion (name and patronymic).
Today we have all gathered here on an important and solemn occasion: we are seeing off... No! So be it, we are letting our beloved (name and patronymic) retire! Well, so that you understand the importance and seriousness of this event, I suggest you accept this distinctive and honorary ribbon (puts a beautiful ribbon with an inscription over the shoulder of the future pensioner).
Everyone applauds, the woman takes her seat.
Presenter : We’ll talk about what you, our dear (name and patronymic), acquire upon retirement. But I would like to give the floor to the one who really only loses, your manager, your immediate superior. He has something to say. The floor is given (full name of the head).
The leader comes out and says congratulations in prose.
Supervisor:
Dear friends! Dear (name and patronymic)! Today is a very touching day for us. It conveys a subtle note of sadness, joy, and hope that something new and unknown awaits us all... And most importantly, we are not left with the confidence that we are not saying goodbye to you forever, but only saying “ Goodbye"!
I remember that when you joined our team, we all received in you not only a high professional who cares for a common cause, but also a true friend, ready to help those who need it.
With many years of work, you have proven that there is no perfection in your skill! Everyone, without exception, was drawn to you like a real magnet: young specialists, experienced workers.
You found the right kind advice and words of support for everyone. Everyone always listened to your opinion and needed your advice. And now the time has come to retire. I have one regret: I couldn’t hide your documents from the Pension Fund of the Russian Federation (just kidding).
To be honest, it’s hard to imagine that now we won’t see you at work. How will we cope? I can not even imagine. I know one thing - you, dear (name and patronymic), will always be a welcome guest in our team! We will always look forward to welcoming you to our premises.
Each of us needs your experience, your warmth! That's why I don't think we're losing you today. No! We hope to see you again!
Everyone applauds.
Presenter : Here is the first wonderful toast from the leader! Fill your glasses! Don't forget about our hero of the occasion!
Everyone drinks and eats.
Kikabidze’s song “My years are my wealth” is played.
Scene No. 2.
Matryona and Flower appear.
Matryona:
Today we have gathered here for a reason, not for excitement! Today we are together, friends,
Celebrating a friend's dismissal!
Flower:
Not just a date - an anniversary! Not just an anniversary, but even a performance! We see off retirement together,
This is better than a birthday!
Matryona:
It all sums up: What was, is, and even will be. Let's celebrate, friends.
Yes, as we please!
Flower:
May all good things remain forever! With our dear and best person!
Everyone applauds.
Matryona : What, Flower, do you think they all really love our young pensioner so much?
Flower : Oh, well, it looks like it! It seems! Look, the men are already wiping away their tears with their ties.
Matryona : I’m not used to believing crocodile tears! Forgive me those who were offended! I didn't mean you! Let's check them?
Flower : Come on! But as?..
Matryona : Yes, I have one idea here!
Competition game No. 1 “Right now I’ll sing... or tell a poem”
Everyone is given a piece of paper and a pen. Each participant writes 1 adjective (beautiful, wonderful, kind, affectionate, etc.). All leaves are put into a bag or box.
Then each participant draws one note from it. This person must sing a song or recite a passage of a poem that contains the adjective that came to him.
Example of a game: a participant drew out the word “affectionate.” You can perform the song “My Affectionate” (group “Tea for Two”).
Particularly talented participants can improvise and come up with a quatrain.
The only concession: you can change the gender of the adjective. For example, the word “kind” is written, it can be replaced with “kind” or “kind”.
Host : Well, are you convinced? Look how many songs they know about our hero of the occasion. How many kind words were dedicated to her. It would be a sin not to drink for each of them!
They raise their glasses. They drink and eat.
Scene No. 3.
Presenter : Our dear young pensioner! Your colleagues have prepared a musical medley dedicated to the celebration! So – love and favor!
A chorus of colleagues appears.
Song-remake No. 1 “Black Cat”
Verse 1:
We are in a hustle and bustle at work, there is so much to do! One torment! Without her we are completely out of business!
And why do we need a pensioner?
Chorus:
They say you won't be lucky if (name and patronymic) retires. And now it's the other way around,
Only the black cat is unlucky.
There is applause.
Remade song No. 2 “Here someone came down the hill”
Verse 1:
Someone came down from the hill, We really wanted her to come back to work with us,
And it stayed there forever!
Verse 2:
We really miss her, Her advice and kicks. Her tips help!
How we look forward to her calls!
Verse 3:
And what should we do with this misfortune, That we are all jealous of it! And we ask together, the whole crowd!
Don't leave us, oh my!
Verse 4:
Of course, there are children and grandchildren at home. And pies at least every day. We can't stand separation
We are not too lazy to work with you!
Verse 5:
Promise us goodbye that you will come to visit. We are looking forward to our date
We don’t get tired of idolizing!
Verse 6:
We won’t refuse you tea, we’ll sit you in a chair and get started. We'll tell you all the news,
Just day after day, just day after day.
Scene No. 4.
Matryona (whispers mysteriously): Listen, friend... I see, they poor things are so obsessed with her that it already seems that they won’t let her go!
Flower (scared): Come on?!
Matryona : Well, what do you think? Look what they're doing?
Flower : So it’s because they love her very much and wish her well!
Matryona : Do you think?..
Flower : Yeah... Look what they don’t wish for her!
Game No. 2 “Dream Board”
A large Whatman paper should be attached to an easel or wall. Cut out pictures from different magazines and place them on the table next to whatman paper: houses, yachts, sea, cars, animals, jewelry, money, people (men, women, children), cosmetics, etc.
Each speaker voices his toast with wishes and attaches what he wishes to the board. The main thing is to justify your wishes in an original way.
Host : This is worth raising your glasses to and drinking to the bottom!
Light music is playing. Everyone drinks and eats.
Scene No. 5.
Leading:
Remember: retirement is not a death sentence! She doesn't dot it. Don't start talking about it!
Drive away bad thoughts urgently!
Matryona:
You are beautiful for your age! She deserves a break and it’s great! You start your life from scratch.
You are smart, pretty, omnipotent!
Flower:
All roads are open to you. All your problems are forgotten. And you look exactly like
For a successful millionaire's daughter.
Leading:
And beautiful, and blush, and a figure without a flaw! All the men are behind you, an unbridled crowd! They want to get to know each other
Compliments are coming!
Matryona:
And they will give you flowers, and they will swing you on a swing. Everything is for you, and this is an example for us.
Because you are an honorary pensioner!
A funny scene for seeing off your retirement
A participant comes out, poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the future pensioner and sings her a song to the tune of “I’m standing at a stop in a colorful half-shawl.”
I came to you unexpectedly, not at all long-awaited, I’m sorry - it’s not my fault! I’ll just say that I don’t believe it. And I’ll check your passport: You look only 17 years old! (repeat last line)
You are smart, beautiful, I like everything about you so much! I suggest we be strong friends! After all, you are now free, I confess publicly: It’s so fun to live on retirement!
So that we can have a glass, I’ll take a reliable Russian antidepressant out of my purse! (takes out a bottle of vodka) We will drink to our friendship And we will raise optimism, After all, a pension is a guarantor of stability!
