An anniversary is not just a birthday, it is the day when another page of life is turned. When the time comes, draw a line under the past stage, draw conclusions and step into a new one. There is nothing surprising in the fact that you want to celebrate it in some special way, with humor and fun.
Skits, competitions, and comic competitions are rightfully considered invaluable assistants in this matter. A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 50th birthday makes the holiday atmosphere cheerful and allows you to step away from problems. Even if for a short moment, you will feel like a young and mischievous girl.
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January 24, 2021.
Cool scenes with dressing up
Funny performances are the highlight of a gala evening and the key to a good mood. The hero of the day will be delighted by her colleagues, relatives and friends with their acting talents.
Walking around the policeman
For this production, one of the guests dresses up in a police uniform. Several guests will act as witnesses.
A policeman comes in and introduces himself:
- hello, police captain, and part-time your authorized inspector Petrov Petrovich (you can have your passport details). Are you celebrating something or are we just making noise? Which of those gathered will be (passport details of the hero of the day)?
The birthday girl says it's her. The policeman continues:
- So citizen, an anonymous complaint has been received against you. This is the reason for our visit, I ask witnesses to enter.
Witnesses from among the guests come in, you can change clothes.
- I hope the reason for my appearance is clear to you? Are you here for the holiday? No, although upon closer inspection, we can say that your triumph is direct evidence of guilt.
He looks at everyone present meaningfully and suspiciously.
- so it’s written in black and white - most likely, you produce alcoholic products yourself. And you do it very skillfully, using technological means. In other words, using a moonshine still, show where it is.
All the guests shake their heads and deny this fact.
- no means there is a device, okay, then explain where there is so much alcohol at the holiday? Bought it in a store?! Where do you get so much money? Don't confuse me and show me! Eh (the birthday girl’s middle name), and she looks like such a respectable woman! After all, you’re driving right next to a strong point, what if someone gets poisoned? Good products you say? Now we will check, witnesses, take a glass and drink.
Drinks are poured into shot glasses, at which time a policeman stops everyone:
- Of course, I’m on duty, but how to draw up a protocol if you yourself are not convinced of the veracity of your words? In order to restore justice, I will not spare myself, pour it for me too!
Everyone drinks with words of congratulations.
- oh, it’s good how it went! Apparently, your device is excellent, it’s even somehow inconvenient to confiscate it. Have the witnesses tried it? No, we have to repeat it, gentlemen! Only now with a snack, so as not to lose your head, so to speak.
They pass and sit down at the common table.
- I see your table is at a high level! Comrades (addressing witnesses), for what purpose did you come with me, don’t forget - pour one more!
Everyone drinks to the hostess's health.
- well, it’s time to read out the protocol: during the operational check, the following fact was established - there is no home-made device for the production of surrogate alcohol. During the explanatory conversation, she gave her word of honor that next year they would gather in the same format. Captain Petrov Petr Petrovich obliged the citizen (passport details of the birthday girl) not to stop there. It's fun to get together for any occasion and celebrate! And in order to avoid crisis situations, Captain Petrov must be present at all events.
Gives the protocol to the hostess (you can decorate it in advance).
- the whole official part is behind (takes off his cap), pour it for me, I want to raise a toast to the hero of the day!
Doctor's visit
For this scene, one of those present puts on a medical gown and a doctor’s cap. Hang a stethoscope around your neck and give an enema in your hands.
Entering the room where the birthday girl is, the doctor looks at her for a long time. During a visual inspection, you can nod your head meaningfully, muttering under your breath.
After examining, the doctor says:
— My name is (name, patronymic of the doctor), I am a luminary of modern medicine. One glance is enough for me to determine how the patient is feeling. Having examined the birthday girl, I am ready to draw a professional conclusion.
The delivery format reads:
- The patient's age category is a sweet, juicy berry.
- Vital activity – cosmic tone.
- The pulse is present, that’s enough.
- The rhythm of the heart can be compared to the sound of train wheels.
- Vision is that of an eagle.
- The sense of smell is excellent, where the wind will blow from, he will immediately understand.
- Rumor – location troops stand aside and silently envy.
- The presence of diseases at the moment - after having a good and tasty dinner, you may pass out!
After reading his conclusions, the doctor hands over the format to the birthday girl (in advance, it can be decorated beautifully and laminated). Having given it, the doctor continues:
— Based on my findings, I am ready to announce a conclusion, as well as voice professional recommendations:
- The doctor's conclusion is that the birthday girl is smart and beautiful! He has a rare gift of attracting people to himself!
- The specialist’s recommendation is to live for your own pleasure, not care about all the problems and enjoy every day!
East is a delicate matter!
All guests of the holiday can participate in this scene. The presenter dresses in an oriental robe, a turban, and holds a bag.
Having entered the room or premises where all the guests, led by the birthday girl, have gathered, he makes a low bow in each direction.
Speaks:
“I come from where endless sands meet the sky on the horizon, and the sun is so bright that even the most resilient camels swelter from the heat.” I am here to greet the moon-faced hostess of the celebration and fulfill her wish. The land from which you came is filled with rumors about your beauty and wisdom. I’m already convinced of beauty, let me ask you a few questions to hear your wise words.
Question one: will you be able to celebrate your holiday for several days in a row?
The answer is no, there is night between days.
Question two: what only you have, but others around you use it more often than you?
The answer is the name of the birthday girl.
The rumor is true, your wisdom may be the envy of the stars that have been shining in the night sky for thousands of years. Now, I will readily fulfill your wishes, and these worthy people (gesturing around the room) will help me. Come to me and put your hand in the bag, the birthday girl’s cherished wishes lie there.
Guests take out pre-prepared envelopes with tasks that must be completed.
Examples of tasks:
- Perform the hero of the day’s favorite musical composition.
- Say a beautiful toast and drink to the health of the birthday girl.
- Tell a funny story.
- Kiss the birthday girl.
- Hug the birthday girl.
- Take some pose.
After completing all the tasks, the wizard says:
- Can you really want more from life when you have such wonderful and faithful people nearby?! But I still have one more surprise for you - a dance that I brought from the very east. However, I am old and hard of hearing, so your guests will perform it!
Cool scenes for an anniversary.
It's also interesting at the table
Does anyone remember what the hero of the day looks like?
When all the invitees had already gathered, the first enthusiasm for the meeting had subsided, several congratulatory toasts were made, and the first competition was announced, which could cheer everyone up. First of all, the hero of the day apologizes and goes into the next room or stands behind a rather large screen prepared in advance. The main thing is that none of the guests can see her.
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Now the presenter says the name of the competition and explains its rules. Guests take turns trying to remember and describe the birthday girl’s appearance , her hairstyle, jewelry, clothes, hairpin and other details. The winner is the participant who named the number of details most accurately and more than other players.
Let's remember Pinocchio
Only volunteers, mostly men, participate. Each person who agrees is given an empty matchbox. It must be placed tightly on the nose. At the command of the leader, the players try to throw off the boxes using only their facial muscles. Using your hands is prohibited . The fastest mime is declared the winner. It is more interesting and funnier to watch the attempts of those whom nature and parents have endowed with impressively sized noses.
Word auction
The presenter is a specific topic, for example, a compliment for the hero of the day or any other festive, anniversary topic. One by one, the guests name words that can be attributed to the designated topic. The most interesting thing begins somewhere after a dozen words, when they “end” . Then the participants develop a gambling streak, and everyone joins the game with great pleasure. The winner is the participant who says the last correct word.
Portrait fantasies
The competition can be held in several variations. In each case, the winner is chosen by the birthday girl or all together (as decided) according to the most fun and interesting drawing.
Option one . Everyone is given paper and pencils. They are asked to draw the most believable portrait of today's heroine. But you need to do this with the “wrong” hand: right-handers draw with their left, and left-handers do the opposite. Option two . Guests are divided into teams along the sides of the table or simply across tables if there are several of them. Each team is given one sheet of paper and a pencil. Participants each draw their own part of the face: one - eyes, another - nose, third - lips, and so on. Option three . Each person is given an inflated balloon, tape and a marker. A portrait can be drawn using various additional elements - dill from lettuce, a piece of carrot and others. Fourth option . The “portrait” task is somewhat more complicated. Now you need to draw not a portrait of today, but within the framework of certain conditions or a given circumstance. For example, a 5-year-old birthday girl, the smile of a hero of the day, etc.
Awarding the birthday girl
Each person is given a pencil and a “medal” blank - a round sheet of paper. In a limited time you need to come up with and draw a medal for the heroine of the holiday . Draw both sides. On the front side you need to write what the heroine is awarded for. The most interesting and original medal wins. The second version of this competition is a team competition. Each group is given a large number of blanks and pencils according to the number of players. For a certain time, it is necessary to interestingly “reward” the birthday girl as many times as possible.
Harmony
It is advisable to spend it in a company where your closest friends have gathered for the anniversary. Married couples participate.
Each person is given a pen and two small pieces of paper. Everyone makes sure that the spouses do not agree. The man must write on his piece of paper from memory, without looking in his pocket or wallet, how much money he has with him. The wife writes her thoughts on the contents of her husband’s wallet in her own way. Then the written results are compared and checked to see how much money you actually have with you. The pair with all three numbers closest to each other wins.
Whose is better?
Everyone who wants to participate is given a newspaper (the same issue) and ordinary stationery scissors. In 30–40 seconds, participants must look through newspapers, choose, and then cut out a symbolic gift for today’s heroine. It could be just a word (health), a phrase (a million dollars), a picture (a car, a house). The participant whose gift the birthday girl liked the most wins .
Sorting team
Those sitting at the table are divided into groups. Each person is given a vase in which all kinds of sweets are mixed - small chocolates, lollipops, bagels, regular chocolates. Additionally, bags or paper envelopes are distributed in quantities equal to the number of types of sweets in the vase. The presenter counts down the time during which the teams must put all types into different bags. The fastest team wins.
Mini scenes
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Baby and Carlson
We choose two people from among those invited. They dress up in the costumes of Malysh (M) and Carlson (K).
K: - my young friend, don’t you remember why we are here? Personally, I think that then to eat this cake! I hope the birthday girl won't mind? How, are you really sorry? Eh, such a charming person and so greedy! Baby, ask, they won’t refuse you.
M: - no, I’m ashamed. Now, if it were a bun with jam, that would be a different matter!
K: - hero of the day, can you hear how my motor works? No? Of course you can’t hear it, because it doesn’t work! Maybe just a small piece, and then we can fool around! For example, wrap yourself in sheets and play ghost.
M: - auntie, how old are you?
K: What are you saying? Now not only will they not give us cake, but they will also kick us in the ass. Come here, I'll whisper in your ear.
M: - twenty, strange, but he looks eighteen!
K: - that’s because he eats a lot of sweets and doesn’t share! But here’s the question that torments me: if it’s twenty years, then there should be twenty cakes. But I see only one!
M: - no, there is only one cake, but there will be as many candles as the birthday girl’s age.
K: — there is injustice all around, but the other way around is not possible?
M: - no, you can’t do that. But we were chatting, let's give our gift, and you'll see, they'll treat us.
K: - well then, come on (pulls out a gift), and in addition to everything, to make life flow sweeter, a jar of jam from me personally.
At the same time, they congratulate the hero of the day and give gifts.
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Active “anniversary” competitions
Piggy bank of the hero of the day
Empty space is required for the competition to take place. Each participant receives a coin, which must be placed on the toe of a shoe or shoe . After ten meters there is a finish line (it can be lined with a ribbon or an ordinary rope), where there is a symbolic piggy bank. It can be just a liter empty jar. At the signal, the “race” begins. You need to run so that the coin never falls off your toe . The one to whom this happened is eliminated. The most dexterous and fastest wins. The competition can be held in a team version in the form of a relay race. Then each team has its own piggy bank. The winners are those who were able to put the largest number of coins into the piggy bank within a certain time.
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Damaged photocopier
Two teams must have an equal number of people, with a minimum of five people. They line up in lines, one looking at the back of the other's head. The very first ones are given a sheet of paper and a felt-tip pen. The presenter approaches the latter and secretly shows the same picture for everyone. After this, the last participant displays this picture on the back of the person in front with his finger. Then the next one, and so on - until the first one in the line, who draws what he understood on paper. The team whose final picture is most similar to the original wins.
Fishing
As equipment, you need to make in advance several sets of paper fish of different colors, which are tied to strings. Participants are divided into two or three teams. Each member of the group has a fish of the color chosen by the team tied to the back of their belt. The length of the thread should be adjusted so that the fish barely reaches the floor . At the leader’s signal, everyone, trying not to touch their own, tries to step on the opponent’s fish in order to leave it lying on the floor. The winners are the team that still has fish left on their belts.
Rescue from thirst
The players are divided into two groups. At the same distance from each there is a table with an empty plastic bottle. The competition is held like a relay race. The first participant with two glasses (preferably also plastic) full of water in his hands jumps on one leg towards the bottle. Pours the remaining contents of the glasses into it. You need to go back by jumping on the other leg. The next one takes the baton, and so on until the end. The rescue group that fills their bottle the fastest wins. As one option, you can form doubles teams with men and women. The essence is the same, but now you don’t need to jump. The man takes one of the women in his arms. She holds the filled glasses . The couple pours out their water and heads back. A woman is always in the arms of a man. The winners are determined, as in the previous version, by the speed of filling the container.
Changing places
Dance competition with partial disguise. It is better not to spend it in the summer in the heat, when guests have little clothing.
Several participating couples are dancing. When the music stops, the man and woman in each couple must exchange an item of clothing. The couple that takes the longest to change clothes is eliminated. The rest continue and so on until only one pair remains. In addition to presenting a prize, its participants must certainly be praised for “such an original outfit.”
Let's put the puzzle together
Several teams of two or three people are given a photo of the birthday girl cut into a puzzle. It is desirable that the photos are identical and cut into an equal number of elements. At the signal, everyone begins to put together their puzzle. The winner is the fastest team. As an option, you can give out a bag with letters that can be put into one phrase. This phrase should be relevant to congratulating the hero of the day. The essence of the competition, as in the previous one, is to compose your phrase faster.
Egg dinner
Pair competition for several people. Each willing couple is given one unpeeled, hard-boiled egg. Before this, everyone’s hands are tied behind their backs. Now, without freeing their hands, the couple must peel the egg and eat it as quickly as possible. The winner is the most “hungry” participants who finished it first.
Wonderful songs
The guests are divided into two teams: in one team there are participants under 30 years old and is called the Interns team, and in the second team there are participants over 30 years old, this team is called Professionals. The presenter talks about the song, getting closer to the main point with each sentence, and the teams must guess what song they are talking about. The team that guesses first raises its hand and answers. For the correct answer, the team earns a point. Whoever has the most points in the end wins. Example of a song: This song is an appeal to a boy. This song is about working on the land. In this song, in response to a request from society, the boy fools around and refuses. This song is about Belarusian pride and a red-haired boy. Answer: Antoshka, Antoshka, let's go dig potatoes.
