A scene with Baba Yaga - congratulations for a man
This version of the script can be staged at the name day of a male friend or employee.
Comic gifts are purchased in advance: a carrot, a grapefruit, an onion, chocolate-covered peanuts, a bag of crackers, a Kinder Surprise egg, a pack of tea, dried squid. One person dresses up as Baba Yaga and approaches the festive table. Baba Yaga: Whoa, broom, stop! I arrived, it seems, the Russian spirit smells here. Everyone around is chewing and drinking. Pour me a glass too, and don’t be sorry. Don't look at Yaga, I can still drink!
(Baba Yaga is poured a glass of champagne or wine.)
Give me a place in your circle. I came to congratulate Valerka! Look what a fine fellow he is, like a cucumber from the garden.
May you always be such an energetic young man. Here Kashchei sent an egg and ordered you to store that egg in a duck. You will live for a very long time.
(Baba Yaga gives the “Keener Surprise” egg to the birthday boy.)
And I poked around in the closets and collected some potions, so that I could be strong in love. Here, take a carrot. You grate it, boil it with milk, then take it more often and at least open the harem.
(Gives the birthday boy a carrot.)
So that the pressure does not torment This is the instruction. Eat grapefruit more often
(Gives grapefruit)
You will be like this fruit. If it hurts too much, eat chicken droppings.
(Takes out a bag of crackers.)
The cucumber loves him and you will be great.
And so that your back doesn’t hurt. Dive into the nettles boldly. If there are none at the dacha. Plant them - that’s my advice. So that a cold doesn’t torment you. Eating onions is not at all bad.
(Gives an onion.)
It is useful and good and relieves illness and trembling. To keep your blood vessels cleaner, drink a decoction of fir cones.
(Gives the birthday boy a pack of tea.)
So that there are no plaques in them. Here is a bag of goat porridge.
(Gives chocolate covered peanuts.)
Helps effectively become healthy and active. To avoid heartburn, eat a frog's leg.
(Hands over dried squid.)
Learn from the French. They eat frogs all their lives.
I think I told you everything. If you don’t have enough advice, write to me. Tell us about your problems, Knock on Skype or ICQ, Well, bye, my friend, hang in there!
I was a little late, I wish I had a drink for the road.
(Drinks the glass to the bottom.)
I flew, my friend!
(He says goodbye and leaves.)
Musical and song entertainment
Not all older people are ready to dance until they drop. Nevertheless, the anniversary scenario for a 70-year-old woman is unthinkable without musical accompaniment. The selection of compositions should be approached with special responsibility. The older generation sometimes does not understand modern music. Let melodies from the past, as well as the birthday girl’s favorite performers, sound at the anniversary. Perhaps she will again want to dance with her husband to the song that connected them half a century ago.
Among the older generation, the tradition of table gatherings with choral singing is still alive. Karaoke can be arranged. Or fun games that force guests to be smart. For example, “Musical forfeits”. You will need chocolate egg cases in which the tasks are hidden. They are put into a bag and passed from guest to guest to the accompaniment of music. The one on whom the song falls silent pulls out a task at random and completes it. It is acceptable to demand friendly help.
Tasks can be very diverse. Let guests guess melodies, remember songs about birthdays or New Year holidays. Invite them to perform one verse from any children's, military, folk, or Komsomol song. You can give a more difficult task - guess the name of the composition by reading its third line. Showing a song through gestures evokes a lot of emotion.
Scenario of costumed congratulations.
Presenter: A guest from Japan itself came to congratulate the bride and groom (our hero of the day), and since she wanted to wish our newlyweds (our hero of the day) a fabulous life, she tried to learn one of the Russian fairy tales. But the Russian language turned out to be very difficult, especially the endings of words could not work out, so dear (name of the guest in disguise)-san will tell the tale as best he can, and I will give a little hint so that you understand what it is about.
Sounds "A Million Scarlet Roses" in Japanese
(The “Japanese woman” comes out, dances a little, then bows and begins to read a fairy tale.)
Text of the fairy tale “Turnip” from a Japanese woman.
(Thanks to the author of the idea Drozdovoy S.G.)
(the presenter or one of the guests can act as an interpreter)
Japanese woman: Po. De. Re.
Translator: Grandfather planted a turnip. Japanese woman: You. Re. Bo.Translator: The turnip has grown big.Japanese: Po. De. Re. Cha. Translator: Grandfather went to pull the turnip. Japanese woman: Cha. By. Cha. And you. Not. Mo. Translator: He pulls, he pulls, but he can’t pull it out. Japanese woman: Po. De. Ba.Translator: Grandfather called grandma.Japanese: Ba. Behind. De. De. Behind. Re. Cha. By. Cha. And you. Not. Mo.Translator: Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. Japanese woman: Po. Bah. Grandmother.Translator: The grandmother called her granddaughter.
Japanese woman: Innu. Behind. Bah. Bah. Behind. De. De. Behind. Re. Cha. By. Cha. And you. Not. Mo. Translator: Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.
Japanese: Po. Vnu. Zhu. Translator: The granddaughter called Zhuchka. Japanese woman: Zhu. Behind. Vnu. Vnu. Behind. Bah. Bah. Behind. De. De. Behind. Re. Cha. By. Cha. And you. Not. Mo.Translator: A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. Japanese woman: Po. Zhu. Co. Translator: Bug called the cat. Japanese woman: Co. Behind. Zhu. Zhu. Behind. Vnu. Vnu. Behind. Bah. Bah. Behind. De. De. Behind. Re. Cha. By. Cha. And you. Not. Mo.Translator: Cat for Bug. A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. Japanese woman: Po. Co. We. Translator: The cat called the mouse. Japanese woman: We. Behind. Co. Co. Behind. Zhu. Zhu. Behind. Vnu. Vnu. Behind. Bah. Bah. Behind. De. De. Behind. Re. Cha. By. Cha. And you. Re! Translator: A mouse for a cat. Cat for Bug. A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pulled and pulled and pulled out the turnip. Applause for our guest
(everyone applauds, the “Japanese woman” bows and continues her congratulations)
A playful introduction to the dance of young people (celebrants).
Japanese: Spa. Ho ra and ta kra le about lyu prelyu.
Presenter: Thank you. I want to tell, with the help of dance and music, another beautiful legend about great love, which is what I wish for the newlyweds (the hero of the day).
The song “A Million Scarlet Roses” is playing in Japanese in the background
(“Japanese woman” dances, the presenter tells the content of the song and dance)
Presenter: An old Japanese legend says that two centuries ago a poor artist Nobu lived in Kyoto. One day, walking through the square with his easel, he saw a beautiful girl in the window of the palace and immediately fell in love. Her name was Kimiko, she was from a wealthy ruling family and would never even look in the direction of a poor artist. Having learned that the girl would soon have a wedding (birthday), Nobu decided not to waste time and sold everything he had: his house, his brushes and all his paintings. And he bought flowers with all the money and strewed them all over the square in front of his beloved’s palace. Kimiko looked out the window, saw the unfortunate Nobu and a sea of beautiful flowers, her heart trembled, she ran out into the square, street musicians began to play their instruments and the young people began to dance in a dance of love. And all the passers-by admired them, picked up flowers and showered them on the lovers. Since then, the tradition has arisen of showering the newlyweds (birthday girl) with rose petals on their wedding day (birthday) for good luck.
...(names of the heroes of the occasion) we ask you to go to the center of the circle, and the guests to come out and support them
“Japanese”, a handful of petals are distributed to everyone, the couple dances in the center, the guests around create a round dance and shower them with rose petals.
A melody sounds for the newlyweds to dance (or the hero of the day with her husband)
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2. Cool gift for the hero of the day “Healing Air”
You shouldn’t show this gift to the birthday boy right away. First read the following terms to him:
“If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.
— If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls, you need one hundred percent vision.
— If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.
— If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them deeply, you need fresh breath.
“And if you want to get joy from all this, you need to breathe deeply!”
And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.
End of the celebration
To bring the celebration to its logical conclusion, the host unobtrusively invites everyone present to go outside. First you need to release balloons with wishes, and then fireworks can be an unexpected surprise for the guests and the birthday girl. This is how the cheerful anniversary scenario ends. The scenes of the cool scenario (the woman can be 40, 50, or 60 years old) have come to an end, and now the host shows that it’s time to end the celebration. He addresses the audience:
“At the end of our grand celebration on the occasion of the anniversary birthday of our beloved (name and patronymic of the birthday girl), I suggest you carry out the plan we have outlined. Let's all grab the balloon ribbons together and say all the good wishes to ourselves! They will find their owner and bring her a lot of happiness, joy and strength!”
(Guests release balloons).
Leading:
“And now let a bright fountain of fireworks shine in your honor!”
(Gives the command to launch the fireworks. The hero of the occasion is invited to dance with her husband).
Celebration organization
Usually the 70th anniversary is celebrated in a close circle of close people. The hero of the occasion is pleased to see beloved relatives and faithful friends at the table, with whom many happy and sad moments have been experienced.
Most often, the anniversary scenario without a toastmaster is taken as a basis. For a 70-year-old woman, sincerity and sincerity are extremely important. A professional presenter has extensive experience in holding such events, but he does not know the birthday girl the way her family knows.
It is better for one of the relatives to take on the role of toastmaster. This will make it easier to collect information about the birthday girl’s childhood and youth, touching moments of her life, tastes and hobbies. You should not thoroughly follow the developed anniversary scenarios for a 70-year-old woman. New or old, they do not take into account the individuality of your mother, grandmother, friend. This is the case when a personal approach is required.
A funny scene of birthday greetings to a woman at the table “Pleasant Surprise”
Characters:
- A man (husband, friend) is any prepared guest. He should only know the beginning of the scene.
- Painter. Dressed in a special uniform, holding a deep bucket and a wide brush. On his head is a hat made of newspaper. In his hands he holds an invoice with a seal and signature. There are rose petals in the bucket, but no one should see this. You can use a bucket with a lid.
During the celebration, when all the guests have long been sitting at the table, the first glasses have been drunk to the health of the birthday girl, a rude and persistent knock is heard on the door.
One of the guests (husband, friend) picks up and goes to the door with the words: What's going on there? I'll go and open it!
He returns, arguing with the painter.
Man: What can you do, honestly? Can't you see that you're at the wrong door?
Painter rudely: Man, don’t interfere with my work, please! You see, I have a stamped invoice. Everything is as it should be. Your address is written here. My task is to varnish furniture! They also gave me equipment: a bucket of varnish, a brush... (walks around and imitates painting).
Man: Stop this disgrace immediately! Do you see how many people have gathered here? It’s our birthday girl’s birthday today, by the way...
Painter: What about me? Congratulations, dear woman. But my work will not stand. Sorry!
Man: And I said stop it immediately!
The painter, brushing him off, seems to be painting on the side of the birthday girl. But so that she can see him.
The man, in anger, begins to snatch the bucket from the painter. They're almost fighting over inventory.
Man: That's crazy! Quit now! Stop messing around!
Painter: Oh, right? Quit? Yes please!
The painter swings the bucket over the birthday girl's head, as if pouring out the contents. And rose petals are falling from the bucket!
Everyone claps their hands in unison and shouts: Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!
The song by A. Pugacheva “Once upon a time there was an artist alone...” sounds. All guests at the table take out previously hidden roses (one flower at a time) and give them to the birthday girl.
Good wishes from the magic chicken
One invitee wears a chicken costume. There should be two Kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads a congratulation to the birthday boy, after which he says that he has two magic eggs that predict the future.
After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a prediction for a longer period.
When preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and, based on it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.
Now there is a large selection of kinders (with cars, houses or various people). After presenting the kinder, guests ask the birthday girl to look at what is inside.
In order to organize this scene you will need mouse, bunny, bear, fox, frog, cuckoo and frog costumes. If you can’t find animal costumes, you can get by with cool masks or makeup.
In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.
Scene script:
- The bear woke up and had a wild hangover. Stretching, he takes a couple of sips of alcohol and goes to bed. The cuckoo is cuckooing.
- There's a knock on the door. A drunken wolf comes to visit. The bear continues to sleep, and the wolf tries to wake him up and asks him for a drink. But the bear continues to sleep. The cuckoo does not refuse to drink, and the wolf pours a drink for himself and the cuckoo. The cuckoo crows a couple of times.
- They knock again.
This time the bear came to visit a frog, which had always been the best friend of the owner of the den. The frog is very angry - the wolf and the bear are drinking, and there is chaos all around. The frog starts cleaning. The wolf watches all this and offers the frog a drink, but she is against it. But the cuckoo doesn't mind. Having drunk a hundred grams, the cuckoo crows again, the wolf cheers up and sings, and the frog cleans up. - There's a knock on the door. A bunny came to visit. As soon as he saw that the frog was cleaning, he immediately began to disturb it and jump over the broom. The wolf sings songs and again offers to pull a hundred grams. The bunny is against it, but the cuckoo is again ready to support the company. We drank and the cuckoo crowed.
- A fox comes to visit. She had her eye on the wolf for a long time and tried to seduce him, but the wolf didn’t care - he wanted a drink. The wolf drinks again, the fox refuses, and the cuckoo draws another glass and crows.
- The fox diligently tries to draw the wolf's attention to herself, the frog continues to clean. The bear is sleeping. There was a soft knock on the door, but no one paid attention. The little mouse quickly takes the remaining alcohol and runs away. Nobody understood where the bottle of alcohol went.
- The bear wakes up and thinks about how to get over his hangover. The wolf realizes what situation he is in and takes the fox with him and runs away. The bunny falls from fear, and the frog continues to swear. The bear offers a hundred grams to the cuckoo, she doesn’t mind, but there’s nothing left to drink. The cuckoo crows and switches off.
- The bear, not yet very sober, walks with a staggering gait through his home to the guests. He's looking for alcohol. Let's not let the bear die from a hangover! After this, the host asks to raise their glasses and drink to the birthday girl.
Costume scene Countrymen from Kazakhstan.
Presenter: Dear birthday person, fellow countrymen from Kazakhstan have come to see you, they have come a long way to congratulate you and bring greetings. Meet my fellow countrymen! A Kazakh folk song sounds, Kazakhs come in in Kazakh national costumes with the flag of Kazakhstan on horses (you can make horse heads from cartoa and glue them to sticks).
1st Guest from Kazakhstan: Yes, you have climbed far It was not easy for us to get there But your fellow countrymen came to congratulate you with all their hearts Play, button accordion, ring, dombra: I wish you peace and goodness, Health and patience, Excellent mood, No matter where you live , which country We wish you happiness throughout the whole world. 2nd Guest: We brought you greetings from the President of Kazakhstan. Nursultan Abishevich Nazarbayev sends you his congratulations. (They hand the birthday boy a congratulatory telegram.) The presenter reads the telegram: May Aspan be kind to you, Arman always comes true, And the ram multiplies, There is always a lagman for dastarkhan! I wish you with all my heart Kurgan Tenge big-big! So that the ditch would rustle under the mound, and an altyn balyk would live in it. I wish you light and warmth and eat tea from a bowl! So that every day there will be a bezhbarmal in the boiler, so that the baursak will bloom life after life, do not forget about your fellow countrymen! Countrymen invite you to dance, Serik Musalimov's song sounds - “My Kazakhstan.
The beginning of the holiday
It is important to set the right tone for the entire event from the first minutes. Familiarity with ready-made anniversary scenarios will help you with this. Scripts for a 70-year-old woman most often begin with beautiful poems. Choose those lines that most closely match the character of the birthday girl. You can please her with fresh flowers, presented to loud applause from those gathered.
A happy anniversary scenario for a 70-year-old woman can begin with a solemn oath. Its text is read out by the presenter, and those gathered confirm it with a timely “I swear.” Ask guests to stand and place their hand on their heart as a sign of sincerity.
Read the following lines: “This we solemnly swear:
- have fun and joke;
- don’t be sad for a minute;
- eat and drink with appetite;
- to love the birthday girl;
- carry it in your arms;
- say congratulations;
- kiss and hug;
- fulfill all desires;
- sing and dance loudly;
- and not be the least bit tired.”
The hero of the day is introduced to her anniversary duties. Like a hospitable hostess at a holiday, she promises:
- do not forget loved ones;
- invite them to visit;
- accept gifts from them;
- set a rich table;
- smile cheerfully;
- always remain beautiful;
- live up to 100 years;
- say no to diseases!
A scene with the participation of Baba Yaga to congratulate a woman on her name day
To stage this skit, you immediately need to prepare the main gift, a woolen scarf, a handkerchief, a package of sanitary pads, a bottle of champagne, a countermeasure, a bag of potato chips and a bag to fit it all. One of the guests can easily play the role of Baba Yaga.
Baba Yaga: Yaga from a fairy tale came to you to congratulate you, Oksanochka! Today I brought gifts from the forest in a bag. I spent a long time getting ready for the journey, dressing up, and kissing my sweetheart at night.
(Gives the birthday girl the main gift.)
Our Vodyanoy has gone completely crazy. He quickly turned around with trade, He sent you tinctures, He called it Living water.
(Baba Yaga takes out a bottle of champagne.)
And Tortilla, then Tortilla, she forgot everything in her old age. Instead of a key, she sent Oldeys here.
(Gives sanitary pads.)
And the wild boar - that, and the wild boar He dug up potatoes, Maybe in our garden, Maybe he stole from yours!
(Baba Yaga hands over a bag of potato chips.)
Damned Vodyanoy What did he do to me? He says, “I was using protection.” This is the object I got.
(Gives the birthday girl the remedy.)
The wolf picked up a lamb for you, but such is nature, You only got one skin from the sheep.
(Gives a woolen scarf.)
The spider wove webs for you to prevent tears from falling from your eyes.
(Gives a handkerchief.)
Next, Baba Yaga offers to drink to the health of the birthday girl.
Table entertainment
A cheerful company will certainly enjoy the anniversary scenario for a 70-year-old woman with competitions. They are held in between congratulations.
Here are a few games that will unite people of different ages:
- "Sweet Nothing". Pieces of paper with letters of the Russian alphabet are placed in a bag. Guests take them out and say affectionate words to the birthday girl, starting with the pulled out letter.
- "The Blind Artist" Players draw a portrait of the hero of the day with her eyes closed.
- "The most knowledgeable." Guests are asked various questions about the birthday girl’s biography and hobbies. For each correct answer, a candy is awarded. The guest who has accumulated the most sweets by the end of the game is given the “Most Knowledgeable” medal, as well as a pass to see the hero of the day at any time of the day or night with her signature.
- "Guess the prize." Small items are placed in the bag. There are as many of them as there are letters in the name of the hero of the day. Each gift begins with one of the letters of the name. For example, the hero of the occasion is named Marina. The bag contains a refrigerator magnet, an orange, a pen, a toy, scissors and ascorbic acid. Whoever guessed the next gift takes it.
- “Feel.” Participants in the game are blindfolded. Using two forks you need to determine what lies in front of you. Use familiar objects: fruit from the table, candy, pencil, comb, toothbrush. If the guest is confused, let him ask questions that can be answered “yes” or “no.”
Musical scene at the table “Someone came down the hill” in a new way
All guests are divided into roles and groups: girlfriends, birthday girl, host, husband or friend of the birthday girl, older sister or mother-in-law, best friend, male friends, other guests.
They are given the prepared lyrics of the song. For a musical scene, you need a live performance (accordion, accordion, guitar, etc.) or a backing track of the song “Here’s someone coming down the hill.”
Groups sing verses at the command of the leader. The presenter has a script and sees who will sing after whom.
To act out the scene, the friends are given a plastic bag and an empty bottle, which they will hit with a fork.
A group of guests are given flowers to wave. One of the team gets a drawn duck. It will be funnier if it is a rubber toy that also quacks.
Mother or mother-in-law is given a brick. She will also present it according to the plot of the song.
Nobody knows the text, it will be almost impromptu. The couplets are sight read.
Girlfriends:
Someone came down from the hill, in a hurry for his birthday. He is carrying two bags in his hands (Shur-Shur), and the bottle in them is ringing. (Ding!)
Birthday girl:
He walks with an awkward gait. He bows his head too much. And he smells, smells strongly of vodka! (Ay-ay-ay) Oh, he won’t reach me!
Guests:
The trees around were blooming, (Waving flowers) And the birds started nests. (Quack-quack!) He’s in a hurry for your birthday. But if only the legs would finish.
Leading:
He carries one flower in his hands. The bouquet was lost for a long time! Almost there! Doesn't see the door. (Door) And then he breaks through the window! (two people hold hands)
Mom: (mother-in-law, older friend or sister)
Even his tie came undone, But his family doesn’t care! Why did he come rushing to us for the holiday? And made his face like a brick? (shows a brick)
Husband (friend):
I wish you, dear one, to live another hundred years! Why don’t you cry “bitterly”? Wow, how hot it would be! (rushes to kiss)
Friends:
We barely pulled him away! And they tore it off the shoulder! If he could, he would marry again! That's how hot his blood is!
Moving scenes
Humorous congratulatory sketch “The ideal man as a gift”
You need to agree in advance with a small man and “reward” him with obvious shortcomings: put on a big belly, attach a long nose, dress him in a baggy suit with short legs, or tights with elongated knees, etc.. This congratulation is more suitable for the birthday girl’s friends. Imagine that your friends “decided to order the ideal man on a Chinese website.”
Requisites:
Congratulations script
1 friend : Our dear (name)! We thought for a long time what to give you. It turns out that you can buy anything on Chinese websites! There we found the ideal man: sizzlingly handsome, strong, romantic, wealthy! With him you will be like behind a stone wall!
Friend 2 : And here your gift has arrived. Now close your eyes and don’t open them until we tell you.
(The box must have no bottom so that the man in it can enter the room on his own).
Girlfriend 3 : Open your eyes. And one, two, three...
(The box is removed and an ordinary man with a naked, plump torso appears in front of everyone. The girlfriends look at him in surprise).
1 friend : Well, the Chinese, well, they are swindlers!
2 friend : Stop panicking! They say that you can make a Macho out of any man. Now we will check it!
(The performance begins. While one of the friends is performing, others comment on her actions).
Don't have abs? No problem! Shall we draw? Yes Yes Yes! (Draws abs with proofreaders).
The fact that the muscles are small doesn’t bother us at all, we’ll pump up our biceps one-two-three Together, girls, let’s pump them up! (Men put tights on their arms and imitate muscles with balls).
Our hero is almost ready. But something is missing. It would seem, what a banality, Give a man a flower in his teeth, And look how sexuality splashes! (They give a rose to the teeth).
And let’s add the final touch, He will drive you crazy, Just like any woman, When he sings a serenade!
(The man is given a guitar, maybe a fake one. The main thing is that after this the man approaches the birthday girl and performs a previously prepared song for her. But before that, he gives her a flower that he had previously held in his teeth!)
Cool congratulations from the Italian ambassador
You will need 2 participants who will play the ambassador and translator. Props needed: an Italian costume and gifts - soap, a pack of spaghetti and onions.
Ambassador : C'mon Ospiians!
Translator : Hello, dear guests!
Ambassador : Sono returned solarae Italy.
Translator : I came from sunny Italy.
Ambassador : Congratulations to Conchita (name of the birthday girl) on her birthday.
Translator : Congratulate the charming birthday girl on her birthday.
Ambassador : Fenya Italiano congratulations.
Translator : Please accept sincere congratulations from all the Italian people.
Ambassador : Just be tight.
Translator : May you have plenty of everything.
Ambassador : Ondavanto is completely unwelcome to you.
Translator : I also want to give you gifts.
Ambassador : Chito face was not dirty - hand over cum fragrant saprone.
Translator : To make you always beautiful, take fragrant soap as a gift.
Ambassador : Macaron bought cheap so-and-so
Translator : But the most important thing is our branded expensive pasta.
Ambassador : It stinks like a skunk rather.
Translator : To make the pasta even tastier, add our special onions.
Ambassador : Conchita delavita. The little glass can't be filled.
Translator : I would gladly drink to the beautiful birthday girl.
(The ambassador and translator are invited to the table!)
Funny scene - congratulations from aliens
Two of the guests are dressed as aliens and perform a remake song to the tune of “Grass near the House.” Costumes can be made from foil or silver-colored fabric. To make the performance funny, it is necessary to change the voices of the participants using helium.
Verse
We are from another Galaxy, we are from another Galaxy We rushed to say a few words. From all non-humans, from all non-humans We would like to wish you great happiness.
And no matter how hard we tried, and no matter how hard we tried, But we still couldn’t help but fall in love! And even though they are alien, and even though they are alien, But still, accept admiration!
Chorus
You are so beautiful, like a Martian! Like the Sun, you warm everyone with your warmth! And even all the galaxies of the Universe cannot compare with your beauty.
Oh, how we don’t want to, oh, how we don’t want to. But we still have to fly away. We're saying goodbye after all, because it's a birthday after all! We must give a gift to the birthday girl.
Accept without embarrassment, without tears or regret, the Gift so as not to forget us. Having cast aside all doubts, casting aside all doubts, you were able to make a wish.
(After this, the aliens give the birthday girl a big star and take a photo as a souvenir).
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Presenter: — So that our (colleague’s name) remembers our team, we give him a gift as a keepsake. Then the presenter gives the gift, which is pre-prepared by all employees on the company’s staff. Next, time is allotted to eat the dishes.
Presenter: - And now everyone is invited to dance! Then the music sounds and all the guests go to the dance floor to dance. At this time, the sweet table is set. You can prepare a birthday cake in advance.
It can be designed in an original way, that is, in accordance with the theme of the holiday - the dismissal of a colleague. When the tables are set, all guests are invited to a sweet table.
Presenter: Change of place of residence - Almost like a government. From shabby apartments to a new house - like entering a new world! You will master everything from scratch, you will discover a new world. You will meet new friends, so that your life will be more fun: After all, in a new place, you will live together for a long time, Happiness in multiply the house, invite us to visit more often. Happy moving! Happy housewarming! Let's welcome the new world with fun!
Preparation
Creativity is encouraged at any occasion. The hero of the day will be pleased if the children and grandchildren decorate the room with homemade posters, balloons, and flowers. Photos should have a place of honor. Elderly people carefully keep them as a reminder of past times. Create a beautiful photo exhibition. Some photographs may need to be restored.
The next task is to choose an interesting anniversary scenario for a 70-year-old woman and adjust it to suit your situation. Every person has a unique life path behind them. It's nice to remember him. Touching surprises will be appropriate. For example, a presentation of photographs from different years accompanied by excerpts from songs, or a video in which relatives, friends, and colleagues of the birthday girl share their memories. Or perhaps it will be a romantic love story between grandparents.
In the anniversary scenario for a 70-year-old woman, you can safely include song congratulations performed by a family choir. With your children, learn beautiful poems by heart. The grandmother is moved to tears when she hears her younger grandchildren perform. An excellent gift would be for old friends. Some of them find it difficult to reach the neighboring area, so the help of the younger generation is required.
Wet spectators
The prank can be held separately or included in any scene. During one of the presenter's performances, a cleaning lady suddenly appears from behind the scenes. She is wearing a blue robe, holding a wet mop and half a bucket of water. Her intentions to clean the floor are serious.
Host: “What are you doing, citizen! We’re having a celebration!”
Cleaning lady: “I have work! What is unclear?! Everyone who is not too lazy is walking around, trampling...” (grumbling, he begins to wash the floor).
The presenter, shrugging his shoulders, tries to continue the previous scene, periodically glancing sideways at the cleaning lady. She, without any embarrassment, continues to wash the rag in the bucket and polish the floor. Gradually the bucket moves around the stage and at a certain moment is hidden from the eyes of the guests behind the scenes. At this point, the bucket of water must be replaced with exactly the same bucket, but filled with confetti. As if nothing had happened, the cleaning lady with a bucket approaches the very edge of the stage and, with all her strength, suddenly “pours water” onto the audience. Frightened guests scream and try to dodge. There is an explosion of laughter as confetti falls on those present.
Congratulations Sketch for the anniversary
I am grateful to you, my dear,Mon cher ami, such is life, oh, life!
Plumbing is a master, master!But Not a fireman and He knows how to misrepresent the apartment!with a faucet or mixer attached to the belt.your birthfrom the tray!
I'm no businessman!
Choose your number to live!
remedy,You have a hairstyle,her!—I love the products in turn!encrypted—
in business,Peddler:He will offer the goods The presenter (sings to the tune of • comb,• - The peddler is a man in a smart
If they offer me a lot, a lot of money!Italian:in the morning with eat!
Therefore, I am happy —this is Italian spaghetti!Italian:Italian:Dear hero of the day!I brought a whole suitcase Italian:
Crawling diversanto passportino Translator:Ciao cocoa, sesedanto darmoedo!Italian:with your translator signor • Translator• Italian Nachihante Naproblemo
the forests are full of opportunities,No one will ever hear your ears!as this apple vegetables tells
Everything in the bouquet She had enough for her class! There is a loss in the left hand. You will lose your tie (belt). Search all night
battle! Have you ever eaten red caviar? Pink salmon will come to take revenge. - (Women). Great happiness awaits two bags of happiness, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!the rest.you’ll have to dance as a gypsy, and tomorrow you’ll wear trousers, you’ll have to go to work Well, well, guests
At least, two hundred years in the future, And the merits of her life too!endowed!To all childless
So, the map told me, It’s not easy for her to leave!But on it
in this case Let's give someone a thrashing, So that I'll find out from her the golden suits, It will happen in life Yes, I'll tell the people in the hall and
"Dress for the Queen"
Happy anniversary!
foda!birthday boy)(hands the birthday boy a document, then turns to
A patamu mi
runaway"
slofa, wihot for pension.
We will be killed! (count how many days
Leader (speaks broken
(the leader of the savages comes out
wives As if everyone everywhere really wants the islands to come to you passport page with Props:height. In a curly wig, a loincloth, with artificial breasts made of traffic jams from Characters:It was a merry life
In general, they kept all the large animals, of the small ones - only the sparrow kept, so she also had a stash of mice and herself with
with their sophisticated massages! The king was delighted But he had a speck of dust
with the wife of the crown)In what region and the queen (points to the hero of the day tsar and queen)about humor!to the beloved wife of the role participation of our respected roles (can be added to
Congratulatory song
• Kangaroo bag
• Dog Barbos• Ofonasiy the Masseur• Tsar - the hero of the daylet us have a little drink,The birthday boy has talents You will please us!Come out here quickly!We will ask the hero of the day
is on fire!So me to with him in the roles!I willAnd wear me Original: “It’s better not to
At the Anniversary Ladies Dear birthday boy, dear guests!• - Ballerina - a very large man - all the props and
giving gifts to the birthday boy, an anniversary is also Characters:and a cozy home!about I want signs he says):all problems,
Scene "Little Red Riding Hood's Visit"
Young people love for a woman of 70 years old, it may well become like this if children and grandchildren show imagination.
The scene described below involves two people: a young girl playing the role of Little Red Riding Hood and a wolf. The latter needs a mask. To the song from the movie of the same name, Little Red Riding Hood runs into the room, waving her basket.
She says that she has come. Then the guest asks a series of questions, which she answers herself. “Grandma, why are your eyes so big? Is it because you were happy to see me? Why are you so old? Probably so that no one will guess that you are young at heart. Otherwise they will force you to go to work! Why do you need so many guests? So that they give a lot of gifts, right?”
Then Little Red Riding Hood invites her grandmother to take any pie out of the basket. If it is with cabbage, the hero of the day will receive an increase in pension. If with potatoes - garden work. Jam symbolizes increased attention from men, rice - a trip to China, meat - a life of abundance.
Suddenly a wolf runs in and demands to show him his grandmother. Little Red Riding Hood tries to block her, offering the predator pies from the basket and sausage from the table. The wolf stands his ground and eventually finds the hero of the day by smell. He says that he did not intend to eat her, but wanted to congratulate her. He shakes hands, wishes health and the absence of wolves on the roads of fate. The skit may end with the characters dancing or singing.
Comic sketches of congratulations on the anniversary
Scene "Cleaning Lady"
Banana:And this is for you to me and And these, dear, are sweet pears,So that you are always about it:Eat with appetite
this order:
Your birthday girlFrom sunny Brazila gift - “a bouquet of health”.Characters:you will get up.you will lose the scales.— (Female) They are waiting for you and they will take you out!today they will put you in, I know for sure. Then again - I know exactly what will happen tomorrow! Monday!
(Husband) Well, handsome, gild your pen, I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! If you get a hangover, you'll be there tomorrow!
The main thing is that wearing a vest is a joy for everyone, Bravo guys, no matter where you go!
She had a house She had to sell them
It will reach Kasyanovskaya!color;I’ll scatter the deck, the same suits, the same clubs,queues.
gypsy outfits
As a guest, he prompts me to kiss him for a gift, it’s not much use!Guests in our savage health, they have more rest and karasho: whether you want a hard worker or want a rest.
you pirate your kill
2185 moons passed permission to kiss the birthday boy: “Darling, can I have him of my tribe.alone, and with one Presenter:
gags and add stuffing). On the neck too is a larger man
Official part
An anniversary is unthinkable without compliments, congratulations and wishes. The host gives the floor to the guests, who delight the birthday girl with sincere words, heartfelt poems, songs, and ditties. It is appropriate to present certificates for high achievements in the field of gardening, cooking, raising grandchildren, and instructing children on the true path.
Guests share their memories of the hero of the occasion, accompanied by a display of photographs. It is best to choose an anniversary scenario with competitions. Is the woman 70 years old? So what! Even at this time, people do not refuse to have fun. Both the hero of the occasion and those present will surely enjoy the “Praise Auction” competition. The presenter invites those present to name as many positive qualities of the birthday girl as possible. At the same time, the words should not be unfounded. We need to remember the case when the hero of the day clearly demonstrated this quality. Each praise is followed by a count of three. If during this time no one remembers the new quality, a winner is appointed. He is given the right to say a toast.
Young guests, full of enthusiasm, can prepare costumed congratulations. The latter will fit well into the anniversary scenario. For a 70-year-old woman with humor, this would be an excellent gift.
