Anniversary sketch by Italian and translator
Anniversary sketch by Italian and translator
Imagine: it’s your friend’s anniversary, everyone is having fun and celebrating, and then in the midst of the celebration a foreign guest, for example, an Italian, comes in! Introduced? An anniversary sketch called the Italian and the translator will help you not only imagine this, but also make it a reality. Watch the skit, stage it, and let your holiday be bright and cheerful.
Leading:
Dear guests! Dear hero of the day! Let me introduce you to our guest from distant Italy, Senor Pizzarello Italian!
An Italian comes in as a translator.
Italian:
Anniversary pakendoso! Ciao cocoa, bye, bye.
Translator:
Dear hero of the day! I am glad to see you and welcome you.
Italian:
Darmoedo has come! Ciao cocoa, bye, bye, great little shit.
Translator:
Dear guests! I am glad to see you here in health and in good spirits!
Italian:
I am an Italian of noble blood.
Translator:
I am Italian. I come from a noble and noble family.
Italian:
Illegally crossing the border, crawling through customs and olya!
Translator:
My journey from sunny Italy was long and difficult. But I was able to overcome all the difficulties and here I am!
Italian:
Customs confiscated my suitcase. But! Olalya!
Translator:
I had to go through a lot, but I still managed to get to you and brought a suitcase of gifts.
Italian:
Senior's anniversary! Freeloading freebie!
Translator:
Dear hero of the day! Dear guests!
Italian:
Naveshanto macaronte with your ears.
Translator:
I want to tell you something.
Italian:
My house is delicious macaroni long.
Translator:
My homeland Italy is famous for its pasta, which is called spaghetti.
Italian:
Fake long pack of pasta.
Translator:
And as a sign of my respect for you, I brought real Italian pasta. (gives pasta to the hero of the day)
Italian:
It is undesirable for the remainder to be given to you. The macaroni is so long and ollya!
Translator:
This is all I have left, but I don’t mind giving it to you. Eat for your health.
Italian:
I wish for the anniversary so that the hangover will be more painful. A hangover is not enough and ala la!
Translator:
I wish the hero of the day health and all the best. May he never get sick.
Italian:
Nemeshanto was banto overturned the little glass.
Translator:
If they treat me to real Russian vodka, I won’t refuse!
Italian:
Heh contagious fire and water! Bye Bye!
Translator:
Thank you. Very tasty vodka! All the best!
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How do you say happy birthday in Italian?
Translation: Happy birthday!
Do you want to pleasantly surprise your Italian friend by congratulating him on his birthday in his native language? Why not accompany the gift to him with an original congratulation, delivered by a speech that is close and familiar to the birthday boy from childhood? If you still think that you will have to spend a lot of time searching for a beautiful, well-written birthday greeting in Italian, let me assure you of the opposite!
The birthday greetings presented on our website in Italian were written by real professionals in their field, so you can be sure of their proper quality and that such a gesture will definitely be appreciated by the birthday person!
Scenario for a woman’s anniversary “Congratulations from an Italian”
The scenario is designed for a woman’s 55th birthday. Or rather, this is a congratulation from eminent and famous guests - a rich Italian and his respected translator in the area. You should prepare the Italian national costume in advance - black knee-length pants, a white shirt, a red belt, and a wide-brimmed hat. The interpreter must be dressed in a modern style - a black tuxedo or a formal business suit.
(The presenter introduces the distinguished guests.)
Presenter: Today, on this anniversary, Among the illustrious guests, there are those whom we respect, Whom we always warmly welcome. A very nice person came to us from distant Italy, He is a rich, noble lord, and he has a translator with him. Well, meet, Italian, Our unforgettable foreigner!
Italian: Zlata, tsvetuto, brillianto, jubilee! Translator: Our dear Svetlana (name of the birthday girl)!
Italian: Still sit for free, dormodedo, drunken tuto! Translator: And also our dear guests!
Italian: Get out of here, get out of here quickly! Translator: Greetings to everyone who came to this glorious holiday today!
Italian: Particularly hard labor, hard workers, they didn’t get a dollar or a damn! Translator: I especially welcome representatives of commercial structures and the working class!
Italian: Besides this, it’s teachable, readable, musical and papery! Translator: In addition, I welcome workers in the educational sphere, media and culture!
Italian: And bandito, lovito, shooto, sajatto! Translator: And of course, greetings to the police and security department workers!
Italian: Particularly grateful to the other gentlemen and loafers! Translator: I especially welcome other guests!
Italian: I am senor, they flew in whatever they wanted. Translator: I flew here on a special flight.
Italian: Italian, I'm tired of the light in my eyes. Translator: From sunny and hospitable Italy.
Italian: I want to congratulate the hero of the day Svetlana Translator: And I want to congratulate the hero of the day Svetlana on her wonderful and wonderful holiday!
Italian: On this holiday, it’s 55 summer, as if you were the hero of the day, energetic! Translator: On your 55th anniversary, remain beautiful and energetic, Svetlana!
Italian: Zhelanto also, so that the back is not painful, and the nose is not schicanto, the legs are shaganto, and the teeth are cusantto. Translator: I wish you good health!
Italian: Continued bags tascanto, vegetable garden copantto, house tidied up, children brought up, everything done well. Translator: I wish you more longevity and youthful optimism!
Italian: Respect your friends and colleagues, always love, don’t swear! Translator: And of course, I wish to be respected among friends and colleagues!
Italian: I'm skinny from Italiano, damn different nonsense! Translator: I brought a lot of gifts for your 55th anniversary!
Italian: This is all sorts of unnecessary hassle! Translator: These are very necessary things in everyday life!
Italian: To begin with, I’ll tell you that the Italian’s belly is growing, capable of accumulating fat and is rich in energy! Translator: First of all, I want to give you the famous Italian Spaghetti noodles, which are rich in vitamins and nutrients!
Italian: For an Italian, it’s delicious when sauce is poured into spaghetti! It has been handed to you! Translator: I also hand over the sauce, which will give the spaghetti a rich color and noble taste.
Italian: A mile away, that from the mafia the structure of the spasanto was handed to you! Translator: I also give you the famous Sicilian onions!
Italian: It’s also handed over, what’s drained, or not enough! Translator: Accept from the bottom of your heart a bottle of the famous Amaretto liqueur!
Italian: Eat and drink, don’t forget me! Translator: Eat all the presents with pleasure!
Italian: And then they’ll say toast! Translator: And now I’ll say a toast!
Italian: May you become even more prelento at 55 lento! Let everyone freely give you a luxurious gift! May the sun always shine through the window! And may this anniversary be unforgettable! Nalivanto and pipanto! Translator: Let's drink to our dear birthday girl!
Paraphrases about different things
Characters:
- A Japanese man is a black-haired man wearing a business suit or stylized Japanese clothing. You can cover your eyes with dark glasses. The character smiles and bows all the time.
- The translator is a man or a woman. Listens carefully to the Japanese, then translates.
Props/gift:
- Gift in Japanese style: sushi set, Japanese equipment, dishes or souvenirs in Japanese style, paintings, trip to Japan, etc.
Instead of a Japanese man, you can depict a Japanese woman in a traditional outfit or the image of a geisha. For this you will need a kimono robe, fabric for the belt and bow, a fan, a white tone for the face, red lipstick and eye shadow (you can use blush). Gather your hair into a bun and decorate it with thick knitting needles or noodle chopsticks.
The scene is suitable not only for an anniversary, but also for other holidays - just change the address to the hero of the day to the necessary one. If the scene is played out at a corporate party, at the end the Japanese can treat the guests to some Japanese sweets, hand out postcards with views of Japan, small souvenirs (toys), or advertising brochures for a travel company
Japanese: Dorogutsi state position!
Translator: Dear ladies and gentlemen!
Japanese: Nasa delegate, Honda Japan mother, prime minister.
Translator: Our delegation arrived from the Land of the Rising Sun on behalf of the Prime Minister.
Japanese: It’s hard to write satire.
Translator: Our road was very difficult. We flew by plane for a long time.
Japanese: Mitsubishi Toyota San is a pit or a ditch.
Translator: Then we drove for a long time in a foreign car called “Zaporozhets”.
Japanese: Dorogutsi Kolyan! (name of the hero of the day)
Translator: Dear Nikolay! (name of the hero of the day)
Japanese: Freebie gunda kishi - misi yahamaha.
Translator: Thank you for the invitation to such a significant event.
Japanese: Prime Minister Murakashi Palakashi.
Translator: The Prime Minister regrets that he could not come in person.
Japanese: Kyurono hawajimi two boorish Japanese mother.
Translator: But he sent us - two of the best representatives of the Japanese people.
Japanese: Shikenawa ikebana shuka sex.
Translator: There are so many smiles, joy and love here!
Japanese: Baba-san is a bit thin and plump.
Translator: There are so many beautiful and slender girls here!
Japanese: Suzuki kimonota crappy Japanese bitch.
Translator: Unfortunately, our Japanese women are not so beautiful and charming.
Japanese: Nasa japona kobelina macaques are stupid.
Translator: And men cannot compare with your Russian heroes.
Japanese: Shuki juice mimindo fuck washi fashion quasimoda hemurovata moonshine.
Translator: How cheerful Russian men are, especially if they drink a glass of champagne or martini.
Japanese: Hitachi shuki tena, rodaki mani dali.
Translator: How richly the table is set. Apparently you are rich and take good care of your earnings.
Japanese: Aren't you a bad Japanese mother?
Translator: Have you ever been to Japan?
Japanese: Hiro is your Japanese mother.
Translator: We invite you to visit our homeland.
Japanese: Desya hamond sun prime minister take out su him japan mother.
Translator: On behalf of the Japanese people and their Prime Minister, we thank you for the invitation and look forward to a generous meal.
Japanese: Quasimode amaury pavori cherubim shuka sex.
Translator: We wish you a lot of happiness and love!
Japanese: Pasiba, my chest of drawers!
Translator: Thank you!
The Japanese bows and presents the gift to the hero of the day, then he and the translator leave.
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Congratulations - a sketch for a woman celebrating her anniversary from the Italians, funny with the presentation of comic gifts.
Dear guests! Greet a guest from far abroad with friendly applause. An Italian woman (with an interpreter) arrived to us with congratulations and gifts to our hero of the day.
Details, attributes: two, guy: torn jeans, large size, hat, big sunglasses, glamorous sneakers. The girl has a scarf, a denim skirt, shoes, glasses. The guy has spaghetti in his hands, the girl has tomato sauce, onions in a transparent mesh.
Italian: Brilliant, blooming, scented of winter, anniversary. Translator: Dear hero of the day! I: Get out of here with the figato as soon as possible! P: Greetings to everyone who is here. I: Slurp on anything. P: I arrived on a special flight. I: There’s a stubborn light shining in Italy’s eyes. P: From sunny Italy.
I: Toschito devilishly chatted from itoliano in chechanto different nonsense. P: I brought greetings and congratulations from Italian friends. I: All sorts of unnecessary junk.
P: And small, modest gifts. And: Spervanto handed to italian belly grows, fat accumulated, ek rectiro. P: First, our Spaghetti.
And: The sauce is very tasty, rewarding. P: Add sauce to the straws for color. I: It stinks a mile away, cipollino head from the mafioso structure. P: For the smell especially from the Sicilian mafia - onions. I: Spilled, poured and underfilled.
There, behind the wall, your continuation sleeps - a son, like two peas in a pod, similar to you! Just as smart, cheerful, kind, gentle and caring. And all this is thanks to you, my love, because from his very birth you raised him as a man, as your heir. And I know that his chosen one will be as happy as I am with you.
You smile in your sleep. I’m probably dreaming about something very good, and that’s great! Today they said a lot of nice words to you, wished you a lot of the warmest and kindest. I would like to add only one thing - I want you to be as happy with me as I am with you! Forgive me if I am capricious, quarrelsome, grumpy. But as soon as you smile at me, the bad mood is gone! Your smile always evokes a response - how could it be otherwise, you do it so contagiously. I will be forever grateful to you for helping me cope when I was sick. If it weren't for you, I would never have been able to cope.
Do you remember how you spoon-fed me and carried me in your arms, how you argued with doctors, not believing their forecasts? A miracle saved me, and this miracle is your love. From the first day you are my support and support, my one and only! I don't even know if you have any flaws. I just see the main thing in you: reliability, decency, love and care. I often thank fate for giving me you, but sometimes I’m afraid that an accident or a sharp turn might disrupt this happiness.
