Who would like an apron as a congratulation gift?

When thinking about a gift for the holidays (March 8, birthday, anniversary, etc.), we are all looking for something original and unusual that would not only please, but also surprise loved ones.

A variety of things come to mind, but not only originality is important, the thing must be useful. One of these useful, inexpensive and cool gifts is an apron.

An apron will be an excellent gift for a woman, because every housewife spends most of her time in the kitchen. The ability to cook well has always been a big plus for a girl.

But the fair half of the sex not only wants to please guests with delicious dishes, but also looks one hundred percent at the same time.

This is where the time comes for an original apron, in which the hostess will always feel the holiday atmosphere, and with it a good mood.

Despite the fact that women often do the cooking, such a comic gift can also be useful to the stronger half of humanity. A man in such a cheerful outfit will delight the eyes of women and amuse men, and what else do you need on vacation with friends?

And if your man loves to cook, then why not give him such an unusual gift for February 23rd.

Variety of choices

Today the fashion trend is folk symbols. Therefore, you can pay attention to models in the national style. It is fashionable, aesthetic and patriotic.

Don't limit yourself to ordinary models when you can buy something cool.

For example, an apron with a comic congratulation will delight both the hero of the occasion and his guests.

You can come up with a greeting yourself or choose from those offered in the store.

Notice! An ordinary congratulation will become more interesting if you come up with a verse for the gift.

Pay attention to models in erotic style. They look great on both a woman or girl and a man. At the same time, there are a huge number of variations. For a girl, you can choose a model of a maid, a nurse, or an “Eva outfit.” Any design variation looks very impressive.

Male models also present a beautiful body in one form or another. This could be: clothes for a cowboy, a superhero, a business man and much more. The most popular is the “Adam outfit”.

Comic birthday greetings with the presentation of cool gifts

We can’t give you expensive gifts on your birthday, because with these prices we can’t buy anything anywhere. But don’t think that we are not attentive, You are more valuable than any gifts, It’s just that on this wonderful day we can only love you. Although we cannot give you expensive gifts on your birthday, but still with great effort we were able to buy something. And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts a Sea of happiness, health, love, And we will give you a necklace, And we will put it on your shoulders. You keep it from moths and frost, You can greet the dawn and sunset in it, In times of hunger, boil it for yourself, And you don’t need to spend a lot of money. If sadness and sadness visit you, disperse them with a miracle of miracles, And sell this wonderful gift, And buy an expensive Mercedes.

On this tender and affectionate evening, When all the relatives are already at the table, accept my modest gift - a three-ruble handkerchief. (We give the hero of the day a handkerchief prepared in advance.) I bought it in Orenburg, I take care of you like a mother. I’m ready to give you, my dear, not a scarf, but a towel. (We hand the hero of the day a towel.) Let everyone in the hall envy you, We will not upset the guests. So that my gifts are not stolen, I will ask everyone to distribute napkins. (Napkins are distributed to everyone present.) Age is not only years, When there is hot blood in the veins. So let's fill our glasses for the hero of the day and faith in love!

Happy Birthday, We wish you all the best. We give you equipment and fashionable clothes. To quickly clean your apartment, take advantage of this wonderful machine, our “Roventa” vacuum cleaner is very easy to use. He will wipe anyone's nose, He will remove all your chaos. You will gently take it in your hands, you will wave it in different directions, Instantly the dirt from all over the apartment will scatter - there is no dust. It won't take up much space, it will fit into any crevice. Saves kilowatts, does not buzz and is lightweight. Everything in the house will shine, there will be no place for dust to fly. (broom)

Here is the “Just in Case” device. It is the best helper in life. With it, even grief is not a problem. He will always help you. And the name is sonorous - Enema - in a scientific way. It is not difficult to use, we will attach instructions. (enema) Use it every day And your migraine will go away. It will remove all the toxins from you. Your body will look slim. In general, we tell you, he cannot be replaced in life. If you have a severe sore throat, you can gargle. If you are renovating an apartment, you can spray paint. Once you are at the dacha with him, you spray the bushes and then, like crazy people, flowers will bloom everywhere. I think you are convinced of what kind of miracle we are giving you. And now you will boldly go through life with him together.

How to give an apron as a gift?

Do you want to give money, but don’t know how to present it? An apron with money will also help here. Just put the amount you have in mind in your pockets and present it to the hero of the occasion.

A more effective way to present a monetary surprise is to buy a model of the appropriate style (with the image of a business man/woman or with drawings of many banknotes) and attach the money so that it is visible (use pins).

Packing the apron itself is easy and simple.

Note! For the best effect, change money into small bills so that there are more of them.

For your friend’s anniversary, you can buy an apron on which you and your friends can leave your signatures, congratulations or kisses. Such a thing will always remind her of your friendship.

This simple kitchen utensil can be used if you want to propose to your girlfriend. To do this, use an apron with pockets.

Choose any model you like, put it in a gift bag, and put a wedding ring in the pocket. Your girlfriend will be very surprised and will definitely appreciate your originality and sense of humor.

Comic birthday greetings with the presentation of cool gifts

As for the outfit, put it on quickly, you will look like a chic woman in it, and Madonna is just a shadow. Winter panties with cotton wool will come in handy because in November the cold is fierce outside. Put it on quickly and entice men to laugh. It's not so difficult to warm up together and it's not possible to freeze. Wearing hot leggings, you'll survive any cold. (diapers)

Here's the baby in front of you

The baby is naked. We need to dress him up. So that the child does not freeze.

So that the head does not freeze, we will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)

So that something else doesn’t happen, And the underwear doesn’t get wet from below, Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t happen to? In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers as a gift)

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A funny thank you letter for an anniversary

To a woman
To a man
To mom
To my husband
Wife
Parents
For children
For girl
For boy
Grandfather
Grandma
Pensioner
To a friend
To the best friend
To the winner
For first place
To the head
To the boss
Colleague
Employee for work
To a conscientious worker
To the teacher
To the doctor
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Accountant
To the builder
To the cook
To the driver
For sporting achievements
Awards with funny titles
Medals in comic categories
Diploma templates
Commendable
Honorary
Cool
Comic
funny
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How to sign a thank you note
Text for forms
Example 1
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Inscriptions in verses
Congratulatory words for the medal
Layout of the certificate of commendation

MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT

You need: tea, sugar, candy, crackers, toilet paper, soap, washing powder.

I take a small box and put everything according to the list. I paste a form on top with the address:

Naturally, I don’t pack the powder in the parcel, but bring it in a separate opaque bag or bag.

HERE'S SUGAR YOU'LL BE DRINKING TEA WITH HIM FOR A LITTLE WEEK AND WE'LL HAVE TO WITH DIMKA

I’m sending you a little powder. I couldn’t send the box. Today I’m wearing shirts myself. Alas. I have to wash it.

1. Caucasian toast for the anniversary “To a real woman!”

I think everyone will agree with me that our dear hero of the day is a real woman! Listen to the definition given to real women by true connoisseurs. They say that if God wanted to create a woman who would be superior to a man, he would create her from a piece of his head. If God wanted to make her a man's slave, he would have created her from a leg. But since woman was created from Adam’s rib, God conceived her to be equal to man, that is, he wanted her to be his friend and advisor. So let's drink to a real woman and faithful friend... (name)!

Caucasian toast to the hero of the day “Age of the Goddess”

In the Caucasus, it is believed that a woman's life can be divided into seven stages: baby, girl, girl, beautiful woman, blooming woman, stunning woman and goddess. Looking at our hero of the day, any Caucasian sage would say that she is a goddess not by age, but by definition! So let our birthday girl always be a goddess in the eyes of men!

3. Parable for a woman’s anniversary “About age.”

4. Parable “Don’t drink raw water”

A woman is the wisest creature on earth. She is so wise that any hundred-year-old snake could envy her intelligence. Let me tell you a parable about one of these women, who from the very beginning of her marriage told her husband not to drink raw water. But he continued, and then one day a misfortune happened to him on the river, he began to drown. A husband chokes in the river and blows bubbles, and his wise wife wails on the shore: “I told you: don’t drink raw water, it’s a disaster!” Let's drink: to women's wisdom, and to the fact that we will never have to drink water while there is wine!

5. Parable on a woman’s anniversary “About what can and cannot be forgotten”

Old people in the Caucasus tell the following parable: a thousand years ago, their region was ruled by an old and very wise prince, for his justice and intelligence, God gave him a wonderful son - handsome, healthy, and dexterous. His noble name was George, but George had one drawback - he quickly forgot everything that happened to him.

The prince wanted to marry George, but the young man forgot any girl within five minutes, no matter how beautiful she was. The prince was very sad that he couldn’t get his son married, but he so wanted to see and nurse his grandchildren! Then George decided to travel around the world until he found a girl whom he would remember under any circumstances. On the way, the prince gave his son an elegant necklace with the words: “When you, my son, find a woman and love her, give her this necklace. And then you will be able to remember her, no matter what happens!”

For a long time Georgy wandered around the world, but he still couldn’t find the girl to whom he wanted to give the necklace. And then, completely desperate, ragged and hungry, he reached a village unknown to him. There was a small house on the edge of the village. A very pretty girl came out of it, seeing the exhausted stranger, she ran home and brought him wine and fresh pie. George was surprised, because the girl could have just given him water and bread. He started talking to the young stranger and realized that the girl was also smart. Then, without thinking twice, George took out and gave the girl a necklace: “Come to my principality if you decide to marry me. But be sure to keep the necklace - I can recognize you by it!”

The girl spent exactly three months thinking about marriage and decided that she couldn’t find a better husband. She went to Georgy, but on the way she lost her necklace, so Georgy didn’t recognize the girl he once liked so much. But the young beauty was not afraid: she just took out her wine, which she had taken with her, and baked a pie, which she had once treated George to. And the young man remembered the girl! I remembered her kindness and smart speeches. They, of course, got married and lived happily ever after! And I propose to drink to the hostess of our celebration, who today treats us to such delicious dishes that we can forget everything in the world!

A woman is a light cloud that brings coolness on a hot day. A woman is a bright sun that warms us in days of melancholy and sadness. A woman is a cool stream that gives us strength to continue our difficult path. A woman is a full-flowing river, bringing life to everyone who finds herself near its banks. Let's drink to our birthday girl, who illuminates us with her light, warms us with the warmth of her soul and gave life and raised beautiful children! Long life to you...!

Cool thank you letter for an anniversary

In this case, comic diplomas are selected for expectant mothers who are enduring the difficulties of pregnancy. back to contents ^

Parents

The certificate is presented to new parents in a comic form. Certificates are given at the time of discharge from the maternity hospital or after it. Diplomas for many years of conscientious work in raising children are awarded when the child has already graduated from school.

For children

Certificate nominations for kids are “Achievements in Sports”, “Outstanding Academic Achievement”, “Exemplary Behavior”. Funny nominations - “Miss Sweet Tooth”, “Miss Laughing”, “Mr. Imagination”.

For girl

For boy

Grandfather

Grandma

Pensioner

To a friend

The joke is issued in the form of a diploma or postcard.

The best table games and congratulations for a woman’s anniversary “Everything for you.”

Most often, anniversaries and birthdays are held in the company of well-known people and relatives, who congratulate the birthday boy or girl a lot and with great joy and communicate with each other. And yet, even the most intimate friendly feast, and especially large anniversary celebrations, will be decorated with an entertainment program thought out in advance by the host (or enterprising guests) or even a couple of lyrical and fun game moments.

(Scenario for a woman’s anniversary with toasts and eyeliner, which includes all the entertainment from this program, see here)

Congratulations for friends (2 congratulations)

Thank you for existing, Like the sun, like a holiday, like a song! We can’t count your merits, it’s interesting to communicate with you! Let the rays of your eyes Shine brighter, warming us all, You are a good wizard for us, We will tell you without hiding!

Tanyusha! What a wonderful name Fate gave you with love! In this huge, mysterious world, there is no person sweeter than you! Let the sun warm you, Let the stars fall to your feet from above, Let happiness walk alongside you through life, All your dreams will certainly come true!

Cool thank you letter for 60th anniversary

Congratulations on your honors diploma

There are certificates online that jokingly congratulate students on completing their studies. If desired, they give highly specialized certificates: to a cunning lawyer, to an ideal programmer.

To a woman

When signing a diploma for lovely ladies, you should not skimp on compliments. The text says that the woman is beautiful, charming, gentle, sweet, smart, kind, with a good sense of humor.

To a man

A real man receives a letter of gratitude in the categories: “Golden Hands”, “Muscles of Steel”, “Sex Symbol”.

Usually, the presentation of the certificate falls on the shoulders of the children or spouse. You can reward a woman for the fact that she is just about to become a mother.

1. Musical congratulations on the woman’s anniversary “Mask Show”

SELECTION OF PARTICIPANTS:

Option #1. Voluntary.

Option #2. Prank.

Also, the participants of the congratulations can be determined using the game moment “Bag in a circle”. To do this, all the props are put into an opaque bag or bag and set in a circle accompanied by lively music (guests pass the bag to their closest neighbor at the table), the one who has the bag in his hands when the music stops (the DJ makes these stops on purpose) takes it out , without looking, puts on a mask and goes into the center of the hall. This happens several times until all the masks are taken apart.

Then the presenter quickly explains to the participants the essence of the fun and solemnly announces the exit of each of them, and the participants, in turn, come out and congratulate the culprit as brightly and emotionally as possible.

(Note: if latex masks will be used, then have the participant put it on immediately before leaving, as they are uncomfortable to wear for a long time).

Presenter: Honorable audience and dear (Name of the birthday girl), only for you and only now a unique performance called “Mask Show” begins! And stars from all over the world and even from exotic places that are not even on the map came to participate in it.

— The first to congratulate (name) is the well-known and beloved English comedian Mr. Bean (comes out in a mask or a funny wig, approaches the hero of the day and feigns congratulations)

Congratulations 1 sounds

— The second to congratulate is a sultry handsome man, a real horseman and heartthrob, who specially descended from the Caucasus mountains (from the props: mask or hat, mustache, nose, also emotionally congratulates)

Congratulations 2 sounds……….

NEXT IN THE GAME PROGRAM “ALL FOR YOU”:

The essence of the entertainment: the entire text is read expressively by the presenter, deliberately making short pauses so that the “artists” have time to say their line. The lines themselves must be printed in large quantities on cards in advance and distributed to the participants, warning them that they must say their phrase as artistically as possible every time they hear the name of their character in the text.

Impromptu characters and their lines:

Text of an impromptu fairy tale (EXCERPT FOR ILLUSTRATION)

Baba Nyura ... came to the Market. . Loader ran past her ... Exhausted by his care, the Loader... pushed Baba Nyura ... to the side and didn’t even apologize. The Market was buzzing animatedly ... Baba Nyura's ... involuntarily attracted the hot Caucasian ... Noticing Baba Nyura's . temperamental Caucasian… . raised his eyebrows and winked at her. And Baba Nyura ..., all flushed with embarrassment, forgot why.......

. And finally, Baba Nyura. came to the holiday and with all her heart gives the hero of the occasion (name of the birthday girl) this stunning Bouquet of Flowers ...

And the guests, seeing this, shout loudly and joyfully: “Happy birthday!”

(Author's notes: if impromptu is used for another occasion, which is quite possible, because its content is universal, guests naturally shout a different congratulation, appropriate to the occasion)

3. Table game for a woman’s birthday “For the sake of your wonderful eyes. "

They are bottomless lakes for the soul.

They are beautiful, wonderfully good.

Today, the entire strong half of this room will confess their love to our charming (name), but will do it in a very non-trivial way. Dear men, don’t worry, you don’t have to painfully select words for this, you just need to pull out a recognition card and read it expressively, with soul, with great respect and admiration.

1. For the sake of your wonderful eyes. (reads the card)

Ready for a thousand pranks.

Ready to dance to the double bass.

(20 ready-made cards included)

4. Game for close

This entertainment can be a continuation of the previous one or be arranged instead of it, designed for a relaxed company and the hero of the occasion

To play the game you will need two sets of lotto barrels, a lottery drum or bag where they will be mixed, cards with a prize kiss and questions and answers for the quiz.

Introduction to the game. Dear guests and dear birthday girl, now according to the program we have an anniversary lotto, but not a simple one, but with kisses, and therefore... only those closest to the birthday girl will be able to take part in it, the fact of family ties and long-term friendship in itself does not mean that you are a participant in the prize draw. The main condition: knowledge of the biography, tastes and secret desires of the birthday girl, which means that the chance will only be given to those who answer the questions of our anniversary quiz the fastest and best.

(optional, if the husband is not jealous, you can declare an additional condition that only men participate)

Options for comic cards with kiss lots for illustration:

2. And with this guest we will have a Russian kiss, three times and three times pleasant.

11. I ask the guests not to laugh, but we will kiss this lucky guy under the table.

15. I had kisses today... I didn’t even count how many, but only with you there will be real love, to the cry of “Bitter!” (this lot can not be played, but given to the spouse or partner of the hero of the day as a sign of special attention).

(15 ready-made options are included)

5. Musical comic forecast “And after 15 glasses. "

Note: this is a well-known game based on the rules of guessing the secret thoughts of guests using a musical hat or a magic microphone; this version contains cool musical excerpts on a very relevant topic for any feast: “What does each of the guests think about and what does each of the guests do after having a good meal?” will you drink!?”. (Thanks to the author of the idea)

The presented selection of song cuts is quite large; you can use them all or choose from them the most suitable for a specific occasion and company.

Author's version of the event: So, dear guests, before the start of the competition, please fill everyone's glasses! (fill) I have a magic hat in my hands: “Pour.”

(He goes around the guests and plays the musical forecast; the DJ, accordingly, plays excerpts from songs on time: women's or men's).

Examples of musical excerpts to illustrate the answer to the question “How will you behave and what will you think about after your 15th drink?

for the female half of the hall

for the male half of the hall:

(40 ready-made musical excerpts are included).

(View a collection of fun table and musical games for a predominantly female cast of guests here).

PS Dear users, the document below provides detailed information on how to get the full version of this script.

(download by clicking on the document)

Bonus discount for a fairy tale:

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Congratulations on the presentation of the anniversary medal

A poem that can be read when presenting a medal to the hero of the day

We present the anniversary medal sincerely, believe me! We don’t feel sorry for it for you, try on the medal now in front of everyone

Wonderful! You look great, your eyes are sparkling, your medal is shining. I will add personally: You generally look decent!

Although, straighten the medal slightly, watch it carefully, so that it doesn’t dangle up to the navel, but rests on your chest.

Look after it like you would your wife, Always take it with you to bed, And check it every morning so that it doesn’t get stolen by accident.

Don’t crack her nuts, There’s tension in the country with metal, There’s no other medal to be found, We’re hinting to you subtly

Love and honor your medal, After all, this is your personal order, You are the hero of the day and keep in mind that your anniversary is golden!

In honor of the golden anniversary, I invite everyone to pour, Raise their glasses so that the Medal can be thoroughly washed again.

On what holidays is it appropriate to give such gifts?

There are many events in our lives that are usually celebrated on a grand scale. A comic gift with poems can be presented to friends, relatives or work colleagues. There can be many reasons for this: you can congratulate a person in this way on the New Year, birthday, anniversary or wedding .

Guests gathered at the holiday will be pleased to receive from the bride and groom or from the hero of the day, even a small but memorable gift. If you plan to thank your friends or family in this way, tell them about it at the very beginning of the event so that no one leaves early and can take part in the joke raffle .

Letter of thanks to the hero of the day

Congratulations in verse with a letter of gratitude for the hero of the day

We are writing to you, what else can we say? It’s your anniversary and it’s up to you to order us anything! If you want, we’ll do a squat dance for you, If you want, we’ll sing a song, But first, for the sake of order, we’ll give you a compliment: Thank you for being so beautiful You were born into this world! We are warmed by your clear gaze, There are no more people like you! You are so sweet, unique - Everyone around you knows about it, And we always need it, Remember this, our friend!

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Inscriptions in verses

Those with poetic talent can easily congratulate the hero of the occasion on their wedding anniversary, anniversary, even on defending their diploma in the form of a funny poem.

If congratulatory lines just don’t work out, but you want to write a poem yourself, then you can look up rhymes on the Internet: a fisherman is an eccentric, an anniversary - don’t worry, a friend is suddenly a spouse. Compose a short quatrain based on the rhymes.

Congratulatory words for the medal

Medals are signed laconically and succinctly.

“To the best godfather for his ability to come to the rescue!”
“To my beloved granny for delicious pies and warm woolen socks!”
“To the ideal grandfather for going to the attractions!”

Layout of the certificate of commendation

Gratitude is given on various occasions: on birthdays, other holidays, out of a desire to thank for work or study.