Competition participants: mother and her five-month-old daughter
The participant who plays the role of the mother sits on a chair and takes the participant who plays the role of the five-month-old baby on his lap. At the same time, the five-month-old daughter must portray a baby with all his whims. And mother, try to calm the raging child. This scene looks funniest when the two participants do not match each other in weight category, for example, the mother is played by a thin character, and the child is played by an impressively bulky character. Or when men in disguise act as mother and daughter.
Leading:
Friends, you have already wished so many good things to our birthday girl, but we will not stop there and will continue to wish. Let's focus on the most important thing that we all need so much in this life, including (name of the birthday girl).
On (name)’s birthday, we wish you all the fun, and in addition: Happiness, joy and……. (Good luck)
(At the place where the ellipsis is, the presenter falls silent and invites the guests to add what, in their opinion, is suitable for ending the quatrain. When the word is guessed, the presenter asks the guests to make a toast or a wish to the birthday girl on the topic (Good luck). Everyone gets up and makes a speech, whoever wishes.)
The following quatrain from the presenter: There is no reason to be upset, After all, blood runs through your veins, At 50 it can happen, First again……….! (Love)
(Again a toast or wish from the guests for love.)
The last quatrain from the presenter: You can divide life into parts, You can deceive time, But without this nuance, Nothing can be turned around! (Health)
(After the guests guess what was discussed. As always, a toast to health is proposed.)
Leading:
It's time to start dancing.
Since everyone here is healthy, you’ve already stopped drinking, and are you tired of sitting? I announce my bow, dance marathon. Everybody dance! The birthday girl can join.
A dance in Russian folk style is announced. Any Russian folk music sounds. Those who want to dance.
When the Russian style dance is over, they turn on “Lezginka” and the guests go to dance the Caucasian dance.
The gypsy girl is also a good dancer, so after the Caucasus it’s time to move on to gypsy dancing.
This is followed by any dances of your choice. It could be Jewish dance, oriental style dance, or anything free.
At the end of the dance marathon, when everyone, tired but happy, has taken their seats, a winner is chosen. This becomes the most active participant. You can choose it yourself, with the help of the hero of the day, or by popular vote. The winner is awarded a prize from the hands of the birthday girl herself.
Mini scenes
Baby and Carlson
We choose two people from among those invited. They dress up in the costumes of Malysh (M) and Carlson (K).
K: - my young friend, don’t you remember why we are here? Personally, I think that then to eat this cake! I hope the birthday girl won't mind? How, are you really sorry? Eh, such a charming person and so greedy! Baby, ask, they won’t refuse you.
M: - no, I’m ashamed. Now, if it were a bun with jam, that would be a different matter!
K: - hero of the day, can you hear how my motor works? No? Of course you can’t hear it, because it doesn’t work! Maybe just a small piece, and then we can fool around! For example, wrap yourself in sheets and play ghost.
M: - auntie, how old are you?
K: What are you saying? Now not only will they not give us cake, but they will also kick us in the ass. Come here, I'll whisper in your ear.
M: - twenty, strange, but he looks eighteen!
K: - that’s because he eats a lot of sweets and doesn’t share! But here’s the question that torments me: if it’s twenty years, then there should be twenty cakes. But I see only one!
M: - no, there is only one cake, but there will be as many candles as the birthday girl’s age.
K: — there is injustice all around, but the other way around is not possible?
M: - no, you can’t do that. But we were chatting, let's give our gift, and you'll see, they'll treat us.
K: - well then, come on (pulls out a gift), and in addition to everything, to make life flow sweeter, a jar of jam from me personally.
At the same time, they congratulate the hero of the day and give gifts.
Fun cleaning
A woman from among the guests changes into special cleaner's clothes. He walks into a room where everyone is sitting at a table and begins to wipe the dust or wash the floor.
One of the guests makes a remark that this can be done later, since there is an event going on here.
To which the woman replies that she also has work to do, so she wants to get out quickly.
Attention turns to the hero of the occasion, at which time the woman leaves the room. He takes another bucket of tinsel and goes back into the room with the guests.
With the words: “I’m tired of everything!” Throws the entire contents of the bucket onto the guests.
From the outside it looks very funny - everyone automatically starts hiding from the water.
There are an endless number of skits to congratulate a woman on her anniversary. You can choose for a long time, but remember, the main condition is your desire to surprise the hero of the day. If you have the desire, any scene will turn into a masterpiece.
Source
Leading:
50 years is a difficult birthday, This day is golden for all of us, Many guests have gathered here to celebrate (name) anniversary!
Today, in one place and at one time, we all gathered to congratulate the hero of the occasion on such a wonderful date. I understand that everyone is burning with the desire to quickly make their fiery speech addressed to our beautiful hero of the day. But we will congratulate her in a non-standard way. We will hold a competition called “Congratulations Wand”. This magic wand will determine by random chance who will congratulate (the name of the birthday girl) and how. Everyone can participate, but only a select few will be able to congratulate you!
Competition "Medical Analysis"
No host announcement. With the effect of surprise, disguised guests in medical gowns enter the room. Pretending to be an ambulance service. They begin their speech with the fact that in the house where the birthday girl lives, they have already been on call to all the apartments, but this apartment has never invited them to visit. Having learned about the anniversary of the owner of the apartment, they decided to take the initiative and check the health of the hero of the day.
At this moment, the doctors take out all sorts of devices from their suitcase and begin to examine the birthday girl. After which, they immediately issue a verdict - “Healthy!” And they present a certificate that the state of the hero of the day’s body does not correspond to reality, because according to analyzes and laboratory studies, she is no more than 25 years old.
And also watch competitions for the 50th anniversary of a woman or friend.
Cool scenes with dressing up
Funny performances are the highlight of a gala evening and the key to a good mood. The hero of the day will be delighted by her colleagues, relatives and friends with their acting talents.
Walking around the policeman
For this production, one of the guests dresses up in a police uniform. Several guests will act as witnesses.
A policeman comes in and introduces himself:
- hello, police captain, and part-time your authorized inspector Petrov Petrovich (you can have your passport details). Are you celebrating something or are we just making noise? Which of those gathered will be (passport details of the hero of the day)?
The birthday girl says it's her. The policeman continues:
- So citizen, an anonymous complaint has been received against you. This is the reason for our visit, I ask witnesses to enter.
Witnesses from among the guests come in, you can change clothes.
- I hope the reason for my appearance is clear to you? Are you here for the holiday? No, although upon closer inspection, we can say that your triumph is direct evidence of guilt.
He looks at everyone present meaningfully and suspiciously.
- so it’s written in black and white - most likely, you produce alcoholic products yourself. And you do it very skillfully, using technological means. In other words, using a moonshine still, show where it is.
All the guests shake their heads and deny this fact.
- no means there is a device, okay, then explain where there is so much alcohol at the holiday? Bought it in a store?! Where do you get so much money? Don't confuse me and show me! Eh (the birthday girl’s middle name), and she looks like such a respectable woman! After all, you’re driving right next to a strong point, what if someone gets poisoned? Good products you say? Now we will check, witnesses, take a glass and drink.
Drinks are poured into shot glasses, at which time a policeman stops everyone:
- Of course, I’m on duty, but how to draw up a protocol if you yourself are not convinced of the veracity of your words? In order to restore justice, I will not spare myself, pour it for me too!
Everyone drinks with words of congratulations.
- oh, it’s good how it went! Apparently, your device is excellent, it’s even somehow inconvenient to confiscate it. Have the witnesses tried it? No, we have to repeat it, gentlemen! Only now with a snack, so as not to lose your head, so to speak.
They pass and sit down at the common table.
- I see your table is at a high level! Comrades (addressing witnesses), for what purpose did you come with me, don’t forget - pour one more!
Everyone drinks to the hostess's health.
- well, it’s time to read out the protocol: during the operational check, the following fact was established - there is no home-made device for the production of surrogate alcohol. During the explanatory conversation, she gave her word of honor that next year they would gather in the same format. Captain Petrov Petr Petrovich obliged the citizen (passport details of the birthday girl) not to stop there. It's fun to get together for any occasion and celebrate! And in order to avoid crisis situations, Captain Petrov must be present at all events.
Gives the protocol to the hostess (you can decorate it in advance).
- the whole official part is behind (takes off his cap), pour it for me, I want to raise a toast to the hero of the day!
Doctor's visit
For this scene, one of those present puts on a medical gown and a doctor’s cap. Hang a stethoscope around your neck and give an enema in your hands.
Entering the room where the birthday girl is, the doctor looks at her for a long time. During a visual inspection, you can nod your head meaningfully, muttering under your breath.
After examining, the doctor says:
— My name is (name, patronymic of the doctor), I am a luminary of modern medicine. One glance is enough for me to determine how the patient is feeling. Having examined the birthday girl, I am ready to draw a professional conclusion.
The delivery format reads:
After reading his conclusions, the doctor hands over the format to the birthday girl (in advance, it can be decorated beautifully and laminated). Having given it, the doctor continues:
— Based on my findings, I am ready to announce a conclusion, as well as voice professional recommendations:
