Comic scenes for a woman's 50th birthday

For a woman: general, beautiful, funny, in poetry, in prose, SMS, short, in your own words, with humor, touching to tears

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This number fifty should not confuse you in any way! That means five and zero! Live “excellently” if you please! There is still so much to come! And the road is open for you: To new feelings and dreams: Visit here and there! Travel everywhere: There is room for miracles in the world! Enjoy the sun in the morning! And everything will be “Hurray”!

Fifty years have been following on the heels, Knocking on the door with boots. He will give you a Murzilka with funny pictures, Where the drawn plot is presented as a fairy tale About how you are already fifty, And the demon asks for a punch in the ribs. Believe me, a little devilry won't hurt you. Oh, how they love you ahead, How wrinkles suit you! They piss you off a lot, After all, you are only fifty!

Everyone knows that at forty-five - Baba Berry again. Well, women at fifty - Even the young ones are crowded out! They know how to settle things for their husband, Serve delicious borscht for dinner, They are respected at work, They manage the housekeeping, So our hero of the day is cuter, smarter and more beautiful than everyone else. Celebrates fifty (First name and patronymic) - just a treasure.

Girlfriend! Happy anniversary. I wish you that even at 50 you remain young in your soul and retain your vigor. When your soul is young, then in appearance you will remain the same as you are now - beautiful, slender, a successful woman, an example of elegance for us. I also wish you good health, confidence in the future, and prosperity. Let life be permeated with love and be as sweet as chocolate.

Funny congratulations on a woman's 50th birthday

Today is your good anniversary, not just a simple one, but a golden one!
We could quickly believe that he is probably forty. Charming in appearance, tender, Well, how can you not fall in love with someone like that? You are good at everything you do and you can be proud of your life. You have achieved only “five” in it and continue to strive to be an example, to radiate light, to be the first master in business. It’s too early to sum up the results, They are increasingly letting us down... But we just need to live brightly! You seem to be able to do this. May you continue to be happy in friends, work, longevity, so that you can wipe the nose of all enemies and, as always, be a Lady in everything! *** There are many round dates in life, you are 50 today! Heartily, dear, Happy anniversary! Forget the years, don’t lose heart, Drink a little, sing songs. You are also not an old woman at all. And stay young. Celebrate your bright anniversary with friends, family and loved ones. We bow low to you, Live, dear, don’t get sick. The years fly by quickly, It is not in our power to hold them, And let it always be like this: The more years, the more happiness.

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What does it mean when a girl turns fifty? There is more freedom, snotty ones don’t weigh on your skirt! They are already quite big - the kids have grown up, and sometimes they have already moved out of the yard! So let's start enjoying life, Try something new, don't be afraid! After all, you are still very young, the year on your passport doesn’t mean anything!

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Even though today is not forty-five, When the woman is a sweet berry again! But it’s an important and serious anniversary in life. Celebrate to the fullest, have fun, don’t be timid! After all, fifty is not a reason to hang your nose, Being beautiful and sexy is a pressing issue! You are smart now and know so much, You still surprise everyone with your freshness and beauty!

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To a luxurious woman on her beautiful anniversary I wish you a lot of sincere happiness, Let there be a smile on your lips often, And let your loved ones love you more and more over the years!

May this fiftieth Birthday bring good changes, great success to you every day, good luck and luck in all matters!

Whoever said that a woman’s age is short, He didn’t know anything about Women... I thought irons and frying pans - That’s a woman’s calling and that’s all... Who said that 40 is a disappointment... And over 50 is a complete disaster. He didn’t know that Women are in bloom These years begin... That she is getting incredibly prettier, Like a ripe cherry beckons. He becomes younger in heart and soul... He casts spells on fate with love. Who said that a woman’s age is short... See for yourself, how do you like me? There are irons and frying pans... There is my second youth.

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All! Stop living with string bags, with knapsacks, dragging luggage from the market to the house with food. And shake your fragile and brittle feathers, cursing and indignant! I'm changing my style. My hair is twisted in spirals in steep curls, And in them, as if, there is a new bend No longer the first freshness of the cheek. And the silhouette of the coat, slightly fitted, covered the body's flaws and sins. Ready - the look is cold and thawed patches, the gait is “tremble, men!” Under the cream, the years are rays, not furrows. My “stallions” look askance at the surroundings, I am a stranger, a woman without age. I'll kill whoever gives me fifty!

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50 for a woman is not a problem, 50 for a woman is nonsense. She may not be a girl, but she is not an old woman either, She may not be a rich crumpet, but she is not yet dry. Let him not believe in the prince, believe in the king. After all, the earth is now spinning around her. 50 for a woman is very important, because ladies celebrate half a century only once.

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Fifty dollars is following on the heels, Knocking on the door with boots. He will give you a Murzilka with funny pictures, Where the drawn plot is presented as a fairy tale About how you are already fifty, And the demon asks for a punch in the ribs. Believe me, a little devilry won't hurt you. Oh, how they love you ahead, How wrinkles suit you! They piss you off a lot, After all, you are only fifty!

You remain the same as before, Young and cheerful as when you were twenty! With your witchcraft, without any falsehood, you conquered Time, admit it! What do you mean half a century? - quarter of century! Like a witch, you play with time! And as a humble man before the witch, I congratulate you today!

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That's it, it's time for you, like Milyavskaya, to put all your complexes together And without them, to a full hall To the central channel, to the channel. Sway with your hips, without braiding your hair, and tell them all about the sauna, vulgarity, intimacy. It's time to release all the brakes and not look at who is “against” and “for”. And make faces at everyone passing by: “But I’m half a century old, doesn’t it look like it?”

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Do you remember how then at our desk, Bending over a huge map, We were looking for Stockholm, Paris? And now you are raising grandchildren. We have known each other for a long time, my beloved friend. And on this wonderful anniversary, there is no one dearer than you: Although you accept the experience of life, Over the years you only blossom. Perhaps you had to tell a lot of troubles, adversities, grievances, sadness and troubles. But everything is like a dream - gone, forgotten. All this made you stronger, smarter, smarter and wiser always from year to year. Your principle: this will all pass. Now you are happy, I know, you are my dear friend!

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Yes, she may not be a girl, but she is not a teenager, But she is mysterious, beautiful and smart, Beauty and wisdom are rare in women, But in you they are united and in full. And always be as sweet and beautiful, Always make us happy with a happy look, And for your loved one, be always loved, And if you cry, it’s sometimes from happiness.

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“Fifty dollars” of years... This is the date - More valuable than other dates: Light, bright... But bearded. Life enclosed in a square. There is wisdom in the soul, calling with an early song: “Come quickly, peace! “But there are a million desires in the body - What a joyful age! And you are on the eve of the anniversary. Another fifty years later, live, generally without getting sick, with your spouse, taken for the rest of your life!

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Without looking at your passport, I can immediately say: in the “birth” column there is an error, you are not 50. You can’t be that old - Ten extra years are assigned at once. And the passport, although it is a document, deceives everyone who believes with their sight. You obviously currently have much less than the anniversary number. You are young both in appearance and in soul, a worthy example for other women. And my conclusion will be very simple: Remain the same in the future!

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Always beautiful and wonderful, Graceful, with tenderness in your eyes, You outshine bad weather, You are a woman, you are super class!

After all, 50 is not yet old, After all, it’s only half the way. And we, at least, wish you so much more!

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You deceived me. In response to my question: You are only twenty-five years old today.

She told me: “The old woman - Today... fifty!” And the legs are from the ear, And the breasts don’t hang!

So be as glorious as everyone in the world - one, And in my life you have become the main one. And - dear!

Funny congratulations on a woman's 50th birthday

Happy anniversary! Happiness and health! We wish you many years with warmth and love!

You are a star for all of us - a bright, bright image! On a cosmic scale, 50 is not an age!

Are you 50 today? For some reason I don’t believe it! Only two for 25 - Know that this is very cool.

Your outfit, devils in your eyes - Respect and respect. I wish you to look a hundred and on your hundredth birthday.

At 50, just like at 20, You can live a wonderful, bright life, And laugh, and fall in love, Even hang out in clubs.

No restrictions, do whatever you want. Dear, happy anniversary, Love, kindness and warmth!

Always beautiful and wonderful, Graceful, with tenderness in your eyes, You outshine bad weather, You are a woman, you are super class! After all, 50 is not yet old, After all, it’s only half the way. And we, at least, wish you so much more!

Today we are solemnly ready to revel in the state of piglets - For this we have an important reason: You have reached fifty today! The number indicating the capacity accompanies you today for good reason: After all, with each toast the volume of those toasting becomes more and more powerful... But, honestly, It’s time for us to drink to the hero of the day again - So that his spirit and our ardor do not dry out! May it be strong, seasoned, old and noble - like this cognac!

We were informed that you are 50! All this is true, but you can’t tell by looking at it! The eyes glow and burn with fire, And the heart loves and beats As in youth, even stronger! Always faithful and strong health! And the rest will all follow, not the main thing! After all, 50 is still such a trifle And life is so smooth and glorious!

Yes, even if she’s not a girl, she’s not a teenager, But she’s mysterious, beautiful and smart, Beauty and wisdom are rare in women, But in you they are united and in full. And always be as sweet and beautiful, Always make us happy with a happy look, And for your loved one, be always loved, And if you cry, it’s sometimes from happiness.

You are fifty today, But you can’t tell by looking at you, Your eyes sparkle like they did in your youth, And you don’t even have a wrinkle. Your ringing laughter caresses the ear, There is no kinder nature, And you certainly won’t find such a charming figure in everyone. Live and be healthy for up to a hundred years, Or maybe more, but not less, And let your beauty not fade, After all, women have no age!

At 50, a woman is a ripe berry, always remain the same! May the years that fly by so quickly leave no trace on your face! I wish you more women’s happiness, And such health that “Wow!” And the fire that burns with joy in the soul never went out.