Comic telegrams from the postman Congratulations. Pechkina for a woman. Download.
In the center of the form, use a bright felt-tip pen (marker) to write the date of celebration. Please fill in. Required to whom the telegram is due. In the column, write the date of the anniversary. And the comic serial number of the telegram.
There is also a blank telegram form in A4 format, you can print this and fill out the form with your own ideas, intended personally for your hero of the day. The presenter reads a poem about the arrival of Pechkin the postman. People have known him for a long time, He comes into every house. Many letters and newspapers are waiting for him, big and small, and Matroskin, and Experienced!
Congratulations on Mother's Day, song.
Congratulations on your anniversary from pop artists
Original congratulations to the Girl on her birthday with cuts from songs.
1. Alla called first. She found out about the birthday. And sends greetings to you all. And our advice to our company: Rest.
3. Kirkorov Philip, without sparing words, confesses his love on his birthday: I don’t sleep well at night.
4. And the Basques are not far behind him. Today he sings for Lyudmila: My beloved.
5.Prime Minister musicians Today they revealed the secret to everyone. That song where the eyes are like diamonds, They dedicated it to our Lyudmila: Two diamonds.
6.Another man was sobbing. And Luda is the reason for this: I love you to tears.
7. Kirkorov did not calm down. I went to a tavern and got drunk there. He called Lyuda again and said into the phone: I raise my glass.
8. And Dima Malikov tenderly, in secret, sang this line to her soulfully: You are alone, you are like that.
10. Missing the birthday girl In cold and snowy Moscow Soso Pavliashvili sang with longing “Where are you, dear? Where are you?" A Georgian is waiting for you.
11. Time passed. Kirkorov drank. The wine did not cool the ardor: My only one.
12. And all the men, burning with love, repeated without hiding their admiration: Oh, what a woman.
13. And the congratulations continued. And, all illuminated with happiness, the Culprit on her birthday could only hear the words: I wish you.
THE EYELINER COULD BE LIKE THIS:
1.Alla called first. She found out about the anniversary. And sends greetings to you all. Advice to the birthday girl:
3. Philip Kirkorov, without sparing words, declares his love on the anniversary day:
4. And the Basques are not far behind him. Today he sings to Nadya:
5.Prime Minister musicians Today they revealed the secret to everyone. That song where the eyes are like diamonds, They dedicated to our Hope:
6.Another man was sobbing. And Nadya is the reason for this:
7. And Dima Malikov tenderly, in secret, sang this line to her soulfully:
9. Time passed. Kirkorov drank. The wine did not cool the ardor:
10. And all the men, burning with love, repeated without hiding their admiration:
On the eve of our holiday, pop stars congratulated the hero of the day. They gave him their compliments for a long time and sincerely.
Comic telegrams for Cheer.
Anniversary guests will be helped by humorous telegrams. Write their anniversary on postcards and present them to the hero of the day, having read them out loud beforehand. My years are my wealth.
Showcase “Group Limited”
If you're not sure, don't overtake!
/ advice to the younger brother of the hero of the day / Eastern wisdom Motto of the frisky hero of the day Your new anniversary
For guests and their heroes of the day!
Shoe factory From
the dacha overflowing with feelings to Neighbors
Just new Russians Your favorite job
Next anniversary
Your favorite Hooray for
the hero of the day!
Dontsova, Dashkova, Polyakova Children and Down with
grandchildren, planning meetings and reports!
Give fishing and Friends! hunting - pensioners
Work, you have been given the Jubilee!
all Sponsors of the anniversary Planetarium staff
Archimedes staff State repository of the Russian Federation
Gentlemen!
anniversary for the next 5 years will be rounded down! statistics research institute
Save yourself, who can!
Weeds and garden pests
Relaxing is also a science!
balneology research institute
Comic congratulations from pop stars on the day of the elderly
Alla called first. She found out about the anniversary, And sends greetings to you all, And advice to the birthday girl: Rest
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Kirkorov Philip, without sparing words, declares his love on the anniversary day: I don’t sleep well at night
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And the Basques are not far behind him. Today (name of the hero of the day) he sings: My beloved
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Another man was crying. And (name of the hero of the day) the reason for this: I love you to tears
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And Dima Malikov tenderly, in secret, sang this line to her soulfully: You are alone, you are so
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Piekha Stas was in a hurry somewhere on business. Let's listen to what he tells us: I will give you
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And all the men, burning with love, repeated without hiding their admiration: Oh, what a woman
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1. Alla called first. She found out about the birthday. And sends greetings to you all. And our advice to our company: Rest.
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4. And the Basques are not far behind him. Today he sings for Lyudmila: My beloved.
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7. Kirkorov did not calm down. I went to a tavern and got drunk there. He called Lyuda again and said into the phone: I raise my glass.
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8. And Dima Malikov tenderly, in secret, sang this line to her soulfully: You are alone, you are like that.
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9. Piekha Stas was in a hurry somewhere on business. Let's listen to what he tells us: I'll give it to you.
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10. Missing the birthday girl In cold and snowy Moscow Soso Pavliashvili sang with longing “Where are you, honey? Where are you?" A Georgian is waiting for you.
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12. And all the men, burning with love, repeated without hiding their admiration: Oh, what a woman.
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1.Alla called first. She found out about the anniversary. And sends greetings to you all. Advice to the birthday girl:
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2. And right after Pugacheva Alka, her friend Galkin called. In his heart he could not contain his admiration, He repeated only one thing to the hero of the day:
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On the eve of our holiday, pop stars congratulated the hero of the day. They gave him their compliments for a long time and sincerely.
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And again Alla got through, Her heart beat for you. The phrase sounds: “If it weren’t for me, not for me, not for me, you wouldn’t exist.” »
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Presenter: Accept the hero of the day, your congratulations. Not from us, not from ordinary people, but from golden pop stars!
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(dressed up guests come out one by one to play a congratulations scene in different costumes of the stars).
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Today is his 30th birthday, And I play the harmonica In full view of passers-by Unfortunately, his birthday is only once a year.
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Presenter: And now, dear hero of the day, blow out the candles, and make a wish!
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Presenter: And now, dear friends, sit down at the festive table, And fill your glasses of wine to the full for our hero of the day.
This costumed greeting is cheerful and warm and will certainly delight the hero of the occasion and brighten up the holiday. Thanks to the author Motorina.N.V.
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Leading. Certainly! Celebrated the New Year, (change the line depending on the date)
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With a hangover, I was sick for the first time. I drank brine and swore to everyone that I got drunk for the last time!
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She gave the kids to her husband, she cleans, washes and washes everything. She blows away all the dust from her husband.
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Here are her relatives at the table. Here are her school friends sitting. After all, they have been friends for so many years in a row!
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It should, no matter how you look at it, Be brighter than the morning dawn, Lighter than a white flower, Tenderer than the wing of a moth
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In the first short production for the Day of the Elderly, two old ladies are talking about school lessons.
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1st grandmother: - Hello, my dear! Let's go outside and take a walk. 2nd grandmother: - What are you talking about, neighbor, I haven’t done my homework yet
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1st grandmother: - What are you talking about! I constantly do homework for my grandchildren. 2nd grandmother: – Really? Is this how you spoil them?
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1st grandmother: - Wait, what dog? 2nd grandmother: - Well, I don’t know what breed he has, maybe a bulldog, maybe
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Grandmother 1: - With what string bag, in what grocery store, where did you see this? 2nd grandmother: - At the circus. The clown's cats don't do that yet.
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The grandmothers begin to dance to rhythmic music and eventually perform a cheerful youth dance.
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Here's another funny scene for Older People's Day, in which a grandmother and her three grandchildren are talking.
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Second grandson: - Grandma! Stroke my uniform, we have a reporting concert! Grandmother: - Now, now, dear!
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Third grandson: - Grandma! I want to eat, where are your delicious buns? Grandmother: - Here they are, dear! Eat and eat, my sunshine!
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First grandson: - Grandma! And now we will congratulate you! All grandchildren: - Happy holiday, grandmother!
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The following funny miniature for the Day of the Elderly involves two pensioners.
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The following funny miniatures for Seniors' Day are played out with the participation of different characters.
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And finally, at the holiday dedicated to the Day of the Elderly, you can perform funny couplets about grandparents.
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Don't look at us, you'll break your eyes. We are not local grannies, you won’t recognize us.
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Two old women without teeth Talked about love: We are in love with you - I’m in love with shmetana, you’re in love with pancakes.
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Grandfather forgot the old woman and fell in love with the young woman. This is not eccentricity, but a struggle for quality.
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Grandfather Matvey is a big fisherman, he caught a shoe in the river. But then I caught a sunken dump truck.
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From behind the forest, from behind the mountains, Grandfather Yegor came out. In his mushroom basket there is only an old fly agaric.
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Grandson Seryozha gave me an iPhone for my birthday. My grandfather cracked their nuts this Sunday!
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Grandfather doesn’t pay for the fare, he says there’s no money. Yesterday I spent my pension at a restaurant for lunch!
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We recommend not a cream, To rejuvenate, Look 25 And fall in love again.
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We sang ditties for you - Is it good or bad? And now we ask you to clap!
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Birthday greetings to grandson from grandmother
Congratulations for a 40 year old man
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They gave her their compliments for a long time and sincerely. Now I offer you an audio recording to listen to these phone calls.
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bottom of the frisky hero of the day
Tolley is still Yours, oh - oh - oh!
there will be a new anniversary
for the heroes of the day and their Open!
guests a new shoe repair service center! heels factory
And there are no words in the world that express our feelings like these!
From the overflowing Enough of
bowing down to your bosses with your feelings, it’s time to get serious about your garden!
Neighbors in the countryside
Long live the Russian new pensioners!
Just new Russians
. Why did you take it that we are tired of each other?
beloved Your work
Today is considered a dress rehearsal. Main performance in five Next.
years anniversary
So I waited for the anniversary, pensioners signed up!
Your favorite hero of the day,
Hurray!
Our shelf of readers has arrived! Dontsova, Dashkova, now
Well, Polyakova - can we count on you?
Children and down with
grandchildren, planning meetings and reports!
Give fishing and Friends! hunting - pensioners
Work, the best are given to you!
But I’ll keep all the years to myself. The hero
of the day Guests, do not be shy, gather around the table more often!
anniversary Sponsors
Work is not a wolf, it is not afraid of pensioners.
Humane-loving bosses
The door will always be open for you!
A watchman from a job he loves.
What is mature age?
This is a miracle! Yu. Shevchuk
So what if the temples turned grey!
If only the guests could sit longer! Sentimental hero of the day
Don't get sick, harden yourself and don't give in to illness!
Health group activists
Did you wish happiness to the big hero of the day?
Othello
The wishes of the hero of the day are for the guests!
Constitutional Court of the Russian Federation
Now his star has risen!
Planetarium staff
It’s a shame to not be the hero of the day, the trouble is that you can’t invite guests!
guests Experienced
Give the hero of the day a foothold - and he will set the table.
Archimedes
If the granite of science is too much for your teeth, switch to the nectar of art!
Staff Congratulations
The Hermitage is good, but gifts are better!
State Lord of the Russian Federation
repository!
The 5 years following the anniversary are rounded down! Research Institute of Statistics
Save yourself, weeds!
maybe garden pests.
Relaxing is a science too!
Amur
Be careful!
eyes in The lights of the hero of the day are a fire hazard for ladies! Fire Department
Guests!
Have mercy! I can’t justify Vaz! hopes for flowers Some of the soul-touching sayings can be written on canvases that stretch from one wall of the hall to the other.
Some of the invitation cards should be included to create an appropriate mood, etc. A universal technique for decorating a room is to hang on the walls of the hall “telegrams” from famous, wise people in life, as well as messages with humorous content. ... this hour is in our hands. Own the present. R. Burns time does not pass in vain and does not roll without any impact on our feelings: it creates things that are amazing to the soul. St. Augustine At no age can we acquire a talent that we lack, but at any age we can correct our mistakes. F. twenty In Voltaire, feeling reigns, in thirty - forty, in talent - reason. B. Gracian
I congratulate you on your anniversary for a long time. From afar I drive the Volga to you. I won’t be able to arrive on time. You live so far away. (Lyudmila Congratulations)
RUSSIAN VARIETY STARS AT THE ANNIVERSARY
Presenter: Good evening, friends, today we have gathered here with you for a reason, We came to congratulate you this evening, our dear anniversary, very cool, cool!
Presenter: Accept the hero of the day, Congratulations. Not from us, not from ordinary people, but from golden pop stars!
(dressed up guests come out one by one to play a congratulations scene in different costumes of the stars).
Marina Khlebnikova: My sunshine, get up, (the hero of the day gets up from the table) Affectionate and so beautiful, You receive congratulations from me, And always be so loved.
(Khlebnikova approaches the hero of the day and gives any gift and her kiss).
Alla Pugacheva: If it weren’t for me, not me, not me, There wouldn’t be you, you, you, There wouldn’t be such a thing as now, a golden hero of the day. You are the hero of the day - get a kiss today, You are the hero of the day - I wish you health. You are the hero of the day - congratulations again and again.
(Pugacheva kisses the birthday boy and gives him the Golden Jubilee medal.)
Natalie: Oh God, what a man, I want a son from you. And I want a daughter from you, period, period! Oh God, what a man, Handsome, smart and strong, Happy anniversary, my dear!
(Natalie approaches the birthday boy and gives him a son doll and a daughter doll).
Tootsie: Cool! You are very cool today, It’s a pity that you are not mine, Cool, congratulations on your anniversary, Cool, very wonderful! I wish you happiness, And great love forever, Cool!
(Tootsie puts a ribbon on the birthday boy with the inscription, “Cool hero of the day”).
Irina Allegrova: Happy Birthday, great luck, love and satisfaction for you, I wish you today! Happy birthday, Big cake for you, Beautiful and delicious, Happy birthday!
(Allegrova brings out a large beautiful cake with candles. All the guests and pop stars stand in a circle and sing a song in chorus:
Let pedestrians run clumsily through puddles, And let the water flow like a river along the asphalt. And it is unclear to passersby on this bad day why our hero of the day is like this. All handsome, Very smart, Business-like, golden, Because his birthday is not an easy one!
Today is his 30th birthday, And I play the harmonica In full view of passers-by... Unfortunately, his birthday is only once a year.
Presenter: And now, dear hero of the day, blow out the candles, and make a wish!
Presenter: And now, dear friends, sit down at the festive table, And fill your glasses of wine to the full for our hero of the day.
(all guests drink to the dear hero of the day).
Presenter: Unfortunately, all our pop stars couldn’t come to us, since many are on tour, but don’t despair. They remember your anniversary, and therefore, dear hero of the day, they sent you their telegrams with congratulations.
Presenter: So, let's begin!
1st congratulation: I WISH YOU A BEAUTIFUL, FRIENDLY, SWEET, COOL LIFE, DO NOT FORGET ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD. (your Natasha Koroleva).
2nd congratulation: I WISH MUCH JOY AND LAUGHTER, MUTUAL LOVE (your Stas Piekha).
3rd congratulations: I WISH YOU MANY SONGS TO SING WITH YOUR GUITAR, I WISH YOU GOOD FRIENDS (your Rotaru).
4th congratulation: I WISH YOU TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE, YOU COME TO ME FIRST (Galkin).
5th congratulation: TODAY I DO NOT REGRET THE WORDS, I CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR HUGE ANNIVERSARY (Philip Kirkorov).
6th congratulation: It’s too early for you to want peace! You are just super, guy! Semenovich Anna.
Presenter: Ah, now, dear friends, we move on to presenting gifts to our hero of the day.
(several guests come out and congratulate you on your birthday).
Irina Allegrova: We congratulate you on your birthday, we wish you a lot of joy and happiness, Well, if you feel sad, open your personalized bottle of wine as soon as possible. (gives wine with a photo of the birthday boy).
Tootsie: Here's a wonderful bouquet for you, Cool, exclusive, You should open it quickly, It's so sweet (gives a bouquet of chocolates).
Alla Pugacheva: Take an envelope from us, It’s yellow and beautiful, It looks simple, But inside it’s very full of money, just look, We’re giving it to you from us, Take it, manage it yourself.
Presenter: Well, dear friends, this is where our festive evening has come to an end. We once again sincerely congratulate our hero of the day on his birthday! Happiness to you and all the best! Pop stars bow and leave to applause!
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Alexey Shimonov
Hello! Tomorrow is my birthday 1/18/2019. I want to hear congratulations from Russian pop stars, Putin, Zharinovsky, etc.
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