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Scenario for a woman’s anniversary “45 grandma berry again”

Before the celebration, you should take care of decorating the room.
To do this, you can use garlands made by yourself from paper and foil, assembled from multi-colored rings or flags. Posters with funny and comic congratulations for the birthday girl are also suitable as festive decorations. Flower bouquets will make the room elegant and create a festive atmosphere. At the appointed time, the hostess and owner of the house greet the guests at the doorstep. The guests sit down at the table. The presenter enters the room.

Leading:

Hello, dear birthday girl! Good evening, dear guests! For the umpteenth time we are gathering in this house to honor our dear and beloved (says the name and patronymic of the birthday girl). But today the celebration is not quite ordinary. We celebrate the anniversary of the owner of this house, a caring mother, a faithful and attentive wife and a wonderful woman.

Anniversary... For young people, this word is synonymous with old age. However, look at the hero of today's celebration. Is it possible, looking at her, to say that an ancient, decrepit old woman is sitting in front of us? Of course not' Our birthday girl hasn't changed a bit over the past (so many) years. She is just as cheerful, good-natured, and sympathetic as in her youth. Yes, she is wiser now. But wisdom cannot be considered synonymous with old age!

Please accept from us, everyone present here, dear and beautiful (says first and patronymic), the warmest and most sincere congratulations on your holiday. On this day, the eyes of your family, friends and colleagues are focused only on you. We never cease to admire your youth, kindness, professionalism, and the warmth that you radiate. On behalf of those present, I would like to wish you creative and professional victories, family happiness, prosperity, health and good luck! Let troubles and misfortunes bypass your home!

And now there will be congratulations from your friends.

Accompanied by music from the song “Snowfall,” close friends congratulate the birthday girl on her holiday. Then everyone raises their glasses to the happiness and health of the hero of the occasion.

Leading

(addresses the birthday girl): Your friends said so many kind words to you. Did you know that they can't keep secrets?.. Although you shouldn't shame them for telling me which songs are your favorites. Yes, your friends have revealed the secret. Now I know that you like the song (names the song). So, a musical break is announced.

All guests sing in chorus the birthday girl’s favorite song.

Leading:

It was or was not... One day... No, no, this is not the beginning of a children's fairy tale.
I want to tell you the life story of our birthday girl. It was in (such and such) year. A thin girl entered the director’s office (names the institution where the birthday girl works). She walked in and was embarrassed, tormented by doubts: did she get there, would she be hired? Then she was hired for a position (she names it) with a fantastically huge position, as it seemed to her then. salary in (names the amount) ... no, no, not American dollars, but rubles. From the very first salary, she proudly presented her parents with a gift - an electric kettle. (When telling the story, the presenter shows photographs of the birthday girl dating back to the time of the story.)
Years have passed. The girl gradually gained experience and grew professionally. Now she no longer (names the birthday girl’s first position), but (names her next position), and colleagues, turning to her for advice, respectfully call her not (for example, Katya), but... (Ekaterina Ivanovna). At the same time, changes occurred in my personal life. She became a wife (shows a wedding photo of the young couple), and after a while - a mother (shows a family photo).

By now, the children have grown up: the eldest son has become (names his profession), and the youngest son (names his profession). On weekends, the birthday girl babysits her grandchildren (points to grandchildren) and grows vegetables and flowers at the dacha (shows photographs). And to the question: “What is happiness?”, ours (names name and patronymic) invariably answers: “Happiness is my life!”

Throughout all these years, despite adversity and troubles, the birthday girl was able to maintain the sparkle of her eyes, alertness of mind, fun and enthusiasm. And this, you see, is a lot. Other representatives of the younger generation are unlikely to compare with our dear birthday girl in terms of wit, cheerfulness and self-confidence. Keep it up, dear (says the name and patronymic of the birthday girl)] Dear guests, let's raise our glasses to the health of the hero of the day and her loyalty to herself!

Congratulations are heard again.

Leading:

Oh, who came to us for the holiday? No Crocodile Gena and his faithful companion Cheburashka?

Guests or relatives, dressed in the costumes of Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka, enter the room and sing pessho “Let them run clumsily...”.

Crocodile Gena:

Hello, guests!
Hello, relatives of the birthday girl! Good evening, dear hero of the occasion! We have come to congratulate you on your anniversary! We wish you to remain as beautiful as you are today, not to give in to the years, to overcome difficulties with ease! Cheburashka:
We wish you never to grow old, not to lose heart, to always remain cheerful, kind, sweet, beautiful, attentive to others and patient! We wish that you never know grief and misfortune!

Leading

(addresses Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka): Thank you for your congratulations! Please take a seat at the table! We are glad to see you! (Turns to the guests.) Today words have already been spoken about human qualities and high professionalism (naming the name and patronymic of the birthday girl). However, our colleagues and, of course, our boss know the latter better than all of us present at the celebration. So, let’s give the floor for congratulations to the director (names the institution where the birthday girl works and the name of the director).

Congratulatory words are heard on behalf of colleagues and the manager.

Leading:

Dear our birthday girl! On this solemn day, let me wish you even greater prosperity, good health for many years to come, may life bring you only pleasant surprises, may luck and happiness come to your home, and may troubles and sorrows remain beyond its threshold. And now the floor is given to the birthday girl’s husband. But first we find out how well the husband has been able to get to know his wife over the years? I have prepared questions to which the husband of the hero of the occasion must give answers. I also know the answers. Upon completion of testing, we will be able to determine how attentive (says the name and patronymic of the birthday girl’s husband) to his wife. There are three answer options for individual questions. The contestant must choose the correct one. So, questions:

1. Give the exact date and time of birth of your spouse. 2. What school number did she attend? 3. Which school subject was her favorite? 4. What dress did your spouse wear to the prom? 5. What institute (college, technical school, university, etc.) did your spouse graduate from?

6. What grades were given in your spouse’s diploma? 7. When was the first child born? State the date, time and day of the week. 8. What perfume does your spouse prefer? Their name? 9. Which flowers does your wife like more than others? 10. What dish does your wife like best?

11. Where would your wife like to go on a trip: a - to the dacha; b - in Sochi; in - to the Canary Islands. 12. After retirement she will: a - engage in floriculture; b - raise rabbits in the country; c - raise grandchildren. 13. What television series does your wife prefer to watch? 14. Which movie character (or actor) does your spouse consider the ideal man? 15. How long does it take your wife to prepare a set lunch? Answer options: a - in 15 minutes; b - in an hour; c - within 24 hours.

Leading:

We bring the results of the quiz to the attention of friends and relatives present here. As it turned out, not all the secrets of our birthday girl’s soul are accessible to her husband. He has yet to reveal many secrets. However, the test result cannot be called low. For vigilance and attentiveness, the husband of the respected birthday girl is awarded the “Ideal Spouse” diploma and the “Most Attentive Husband” medal. Applause, friends!

There is applause for the husband of the hero of the occasion and toasts in her honor.

Leading:

Somehow the guests stayed too long! It's time to warm up a little. We are holding a dance competition. To complete the task, you need to take a sheet of newspaper, lay it on the floor, stand on it and dance when you turn on the music. After the music stops, the sheet must be torn or folded in half, stand on it again and continue dancing to the accompaniment of music, etc. The winner of the competition will be the one who can dance on the smallest piece of paper.

At the end of the competition, the winner should be awarded a medal “For dexterity and professional dance performance.”

Leading:

Well, I guess the birthday girl was convinced that her friends and colleagues could dance well. Now let's test your intellectual and creative abilities. The task of the next competition is to compose a song dedicated to the celebration and its hostess.” All guests must first divide into two teams.

All those present are divided into two teams and complete the task given by the leader. At the end of the competition, the jury, represented by the presenter and the hero of the occasion, sums up the results. As a rule, friendship wins and “Best Writer” commemorative medals are awarded to all guests.

Leading:

Good songs were presented to our respected and beloved birthday girl by her guests. Everyone ended up with medals. Now it’s the turn to give a memorable prize - a holiday medal - to the hero of the occasion herself. So, allow me, on behalf of guests, acquaintances, friends, colleagues and relatives, to present a medal to our respected (names the birthday girl’s name and patronymic) as a sign of veneration, admiration and love! Congratulations on your anniversary!

Congratulations are heard again.

Leading:

At this point, the official part, or warm-up, of the holiday can be considered closed. The celebration continues!

Festive feast, dancing, congratulations.

Unusual congratulations to the Soap Opera woman

Friday, January 09, 2015 18:09 + to quote book

Unusual congratulations to the Soap Opera woman.

This original congratulation is intended for the anniversary of a woman who loves watching TV series and melodramas. For it you need to stock up on several bars of soap under the following names: “Children’s”, “Flowers of Love”, “Family”, “Baby”, “Favorite”, “Tar”, “Granny’s Soap”, “Berry” and “Dolce Vita”. It is best to pack the soap in beautiful boxes or picturesquely place it in a gift basket. If you cannot find soap with exactly the names mentioned, then it is quite possible to choose something that suits the meaning.

“Almost every woman has a weakness for soap operas.” And let's make our birthday girl the main character of the most exciting series! I'm sure the Oscar is in her pocket! So, here is our beautiful heroine at the very beginning of her life’s journey (give me “Children’s” soap). “The world of childhood is the best world, Naive, kind and happy, The child wants to be big, Strives to live in the adult world.”

On what holidays is it appropriate to give such gifts?

There are many events in our lives that are usually celebrated on a grand scale. A comic gift with poems can be presented to friends, relatives or work colleagues. There can be many reasons for this: you can congratulate a person in this way on the New Year, birthday, anniversary or wedding

.

It is worth noting that it is customary to give comic gifts with poems not only to the heroes of the occasion. They themselves can also organize a reciprocal action of giving small but pleasant surprises, playing it like a win-win lottery or an action of universal kindness.

Guests gathered at the holiday will be pleased to receive from the bride and groom or from the hero of the day, even a small but memorable gift. If you plan to thank your friends or family in this way, tell them about it at the very beginning of the event so that no one leaves early and can take part in the joke raffle.

Soap opera

Nowadays, a huge number of soap operas are shown on TV, but we created our own series about our dear birthday boy, he is a glorious hero of the day today.

Let's forget about daily worries, And present a general plan. Would we have received an Oscar for it if the birthday boy had played in it?

1. Not so long ago, in the era of Pisces, in the constellation Dunno, our baby Glorious Handsome Man was born - Bunny

(Soap “Bunny” is given as a gift)

2. A year old flies, he sleeps quietly Having eaten a scarlet watermelon Our baby has grown up and trampled Became a glorious toddler

(soap “Children’s” is given as a gift)

3 Spring time excites the blood. Bouquets bloom and bloom, And love awaits our boy. Such a bright feeling!

4 Carmen is beautiful, in the evenings Spun in the sonorous trills of castanets, Tap dancing, beating with her heels, Sunk in the heart and eclipsed the light.

(carmen soap is given as a gift)

5 He forgot about food, his face became serious. He cannot live without Carmen, the beauty. I bought her an engagement ring. I decided to get married! He went to get married.

(Family soap is given as a gift)

6 Not a year or two passed like clockwork In love, harmony, family, Worries have increased, because a bare-bottomed child is running around the floor.

(a large package of “Children’s” soap is given as a gift)

7 But our series is too boring We can’t live without troubles, We want our birthday boy to solve all the difficulties and save the marriage.

(Tar soap is given as a gift)

8 Time is fast, you can’t keep up with it. So great joy has come. Grandchildren were born, like berries. And we give you “Strawberry” soap

(Strawberry soap is given as a gift)

9 And now the glorious time has come. There are fewer and fewer worries, the problems are behind us. And the strength is not wasted, there is a lot of energy and life is great, everything is ahead. The house has been built, the tree has been planted, the children have grown up, what else can you dream about. Go to the sauna with friends more often, sip beer, and remember life.

(Bath soap is given as a gift)

10 We also advise you to move more, whether in the forest or to the dacha more often. Sometimes indulge in barbecue, and of course breathe fresh air.

(soap “Forest Glade” is given as a gift)

11 Watching any series to the end I really don’t want to sum it up. Let it last without ending, Or maybe buy us a personal channel.

Cool poems for a soap gift

I give you fragrant soap, pleasant in smell and shape. I wish you to wash and enjoy them, I wish you to dive into the ocean of sensations.

We are happy to give you soap. Soap is the best reward for neat people. Our soap cleans clean!

He washes his neck, washes his nose, washes his ears - no question! We give soap to make your body sparkle clean!

So that you have clean hands, So that your face shines, I give you a piece of soap, So that your life becomes brighter.

Let this important tool kill the nasty microbes, Let it give you the vigor of a moment of ablution.

I wish you soap bubbles And smiles from ear to ear, Wash with positivity, Stump of soap, pour some water.

With a delicate aroma In bright packaging I will give it nicely As a gift.

Even if the gift is modest, But it is necessary and important, Everyone in our world has been familiar with it since childhood.

With a kind smile, accept my gift, Always have a piece of soap at hand.

Here is a gift from us, We give you a piece of soap, It has a wonderful smell, Delicate color, cute design, My face, hands, body, The skin will be very smooth, We wish you happiness, Joy and a sweet life!

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