Cool poems for an apron gift
So that your clothes don’t get dirty, When you cook food, We give you this apron, It’s a dream come true, You always wear this beautiful apron in the kitchen And be sure to remember us with a smile!
Modest, unpretentious I will give a gift, An irreplaceable thing It is for all housewives.
An apron will go with every outfit, let him find his place in the kitchen.
In an apron you will calmly stand at the stove, with an apron your outfits will all be clean.
My gift is modest. May you like it. I wish you to be a beauty even in an apron.
Accept an apron as a gift, quickly put it on. Go to the kitchen and create: Bake, fry, cook.
A magical apron, not an ordinary one, In the kitchen it is your assistant, And if you don’t take off the apron, you can become a chef!
Accept this apron as a gift and show off in the kitchen, dress up in this apron and excel in cooking.
May it be pleasant for you to give out delicacies with him, to polish your culinary skills without fail.
An apron is a special, attractive outfit, put it on quickly, let your eyes burn with fire.
In order to conquer everyone with your culinary talent, you need to create dishes with a smile on your face, and therefore for a positive attitude you need an apron of the right cut!
I give it to you and I know, without a doubt: It will be a wonderful decoration on you, When you start preparing dishes, You will put on an apron of wondrous beauty!
I give you a beautiful apron, so I care for your clothes. If you cook delicious dishes, or diligently wash the dishes, put on an apron, it will decorate your image and protect your things from dirt, and if guests suddenly ring the doorbell, take off the apron - your clean outfit!
Put on your apron more often, And remember us - Our wonderful gift for you is very sweet for housewives.
And beautiful, practical - the apron is excellent in everything. Let him give you a smile and remind you of us.
Even if my gift is modest, But it has great benefits. I present the apron to you with all my heart.
He will be for you, Let him be irreplaceable, I wish that in the kitchen you will not part with him.
So that he protects you from splashes and drops, An assistant, a protector, So that he is yours.
To add confidence and charm to you, Everyone recognized the hostess in the apron.
An apron is my gift to you, Well, quickly dress up, Make culinary masterpieces come to life in your outfit.
Always be fashionable at the stove, Seduce with subtle taste, Be elegant, beautiful, Surprise with a new dish.
To look stylish and beautiful at the stove, quickly tie an apron, you will immediately become a nymph.
Which one for whom?
When you decide to buy a kitchen accessory, decide on its design. It is important to take into account the age and gender of the recipient. Also, it is important who the hero of the occasion is for you. To make it clearer, here are some examples:
- To the other half. On March 8th, give your loved one a model depicting a beautiful female body. You can also consider erotic options; a woman in an Eva costume will always look perfect. For a guy, you can also choose an erotic model. Another good idea would be an apron with a superhero body. A man will be pleased to feel like a super chef in the kitchen;
- To parents. For your mom, choose an accessory with a wish, for example, “To the best mommy” or “The best and most beloved mom.” For dad, choose something more brutal. If he served in the army, then a design that matches his troops will do;
- Grandparents. For grandma's birthday, buy a delicate version with a floral design. A polka dot pattern is also suitable. For your grandfather, choose an accessory with pockets and a sincere wish (possibly in verse). It is better to write a poem for a gift yourself, but you can also take it from the Internet;
- Brother and sister. A beautiful and bright option is suitable as a gift for your sister. You can look for products with ruffles and funny pictures. For your younger brother, buy a model with cartoon characters or cars;
- To friends. For your friend's anniversary, give a purely male model with the image of a cowboy's torso (almost all men love films about the wild west). Another good option would be a model with jokes: various inscriptions and pictures will amuse the birthday boy and guests.
Congratulations to an apron with pockets for a woman. Comic poems for anniversary gifts for women
1. As a gift - an apron.
We were thinking and wondering, the whole evening we were thinking: What does a person need after crossing the 50-year milestone?
Is happiness in trinkets - In crystal vases, pillows? In a small dacha by the river, Or are there rings on your finger?
Of course not! That's bullshit! Better than money - no! We taxied to the store and bought a gift!
Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on, my friend. The apron itself is good, you will find six pockets!
The first “FOR FRIENDS” pocket! There is always a glass in it! And a stash to throw away when there’s nothing left to pour.
For “LOVE” there is a second pocket! There's a big surprise there! So that the stove does not go out! Here's a candle for the romantic! And a bill for flowers, For sex - Always be ready.
Our third pocket is “PARENTS”. You call them day and night! And to always be in touch - You need to buy a card!
And the fourth “OUR CHILDREN”
And keep a pocket for them! Children need - what guys? Well, of course, money.
The fifth pocket here is “WORK” Our main concern! Buy yourself a travel card! Not one, but three at once.
And the sixth pocket is “YOURS” The most affectionate, dear. Whatever you take from it, spend it on yourself with love. We didn’t skimp for you. We didn’t hide even a ruble.
Accept a gift from us and remember us with a kind word. Happy birthday and wish you a rich life!
2. “The hero of the day is our baby!” - comic gifts: cap, diaper, pacifier.
Here's the baby in front of you
The baby is naked. We need to dress him up. So that the child does not freeze
So that the head does not freeze, we will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)
So that something else doesn’t happen, And the underwear doesn’t get wet from below, Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t happen to? In general, diapers won’t hurt us ( they give diapers as a gift)
And if a bad mood comes, how to calm a child down in an instant? Place a pacifier in your mouth so that you don’t scream, so that you know life and remain silent more (they give you a pacifier)
Gifts and little surprises
Supermarkets have a large number of interesting things that look unusual.
Here are funny anniversary gifts for a woman:
- A funny toy made in the shape of a repeating hamster –
it repeats sounds and words in a funny voice. When he pronounces words, he makes funny movements. - Bag of laughter
- a gift with cheerful content for the holiday. When a person is in a bad mood or has problems, the bag can cheer him up, because when pressed, it emits an infectious, cheerful laugh that gives a charge of positive emotions. Liquid iron - quickly and effortlessly smoothes out wrinkles on clothesPostcard “You were born in 1943” - a video postcard with events that took place in the country and the world in the year of the birthday girl
Anti-stress toy “Set of Stones” - designed to be squeezed with all your might or gently hugged, will fit perfectly into the interior of any room
- The birthday girl will be delighted to have an apron with a funny design
, where two male hands hug her from both sides. The hero of the occasion will wear an apron with pleasure. - You can give talisman coin “Attractor of Babies”
. It depicts a banknote with a cat and a dollar. This lucky coin is given as a gift to be kept in a wallet. - A smartphone-shaped pillow
that resembles a real mobile phone looks interesting and original Small polystyrene foam balls allow the pillow to take the desired shape when used.
Comic congratulations and gifts for birthdays and anniversaries. Ideas from the Internet
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1. CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE PRESIDENT (1)
We put the items in a beautiful box, and as we read the congratulations, we take them out and give them.
In the box: - sugar; - tea; - crackers/bread; - powder; - toilet paper; - textile.
I sent you a package for your birthday. As president, I know for sure that it is very difficult for the entire country, but Lyudmila and I shook up all the chambers in our Kremlin. After all, the crisis has also affected us. And now it’s not easy for me either. I.O.... I decided to share with you, to tear something from my heart. Perhaps after this parcel we will starve for a month. Here are three spoons of sugar for you, you will drink tea with it for a week, and my wife and I will have to live without sugar for a little while. What if you are not rich in tea, I send a bag of tea, And I myself shed tears - After all, I share the last with you. I heard they say something there: You don’t have enough money to buy bread? So I decided to share the last cracker with you today. And a little powder for you, I couldn’t send a box, Because, you know, I don’t have anything to wash Lyudmila’s shirts with. I once dropped in to see Chubais - He lives here! What a red-haired miser! I stole this toilet paper from him in the bathroom. I’m sending it to you, You have to share it with the people, But what about me? And I’ve gotten used to doing without her for a long time! And I walked around Vneshtorg, I saw a lot of fabric there. Let me think, I’ll cut off a piece for a handkerchief. Look at yourself, I robbed myself, While I was collecting the parcel, I hope it became more fun In your circle at the anniversary? I wish you to live well. Treat your family with love.
Video congratulations and competitions
Now video greetings for name days and anniversaries are becoming popular and in demand. You need to edit your text with congratulations for V. Putin’s speech.
A congratulator dressed as Verka Serduchka sings the song “Everything will be fine” or “Party”. He hands over candy and a bottle with the words: “I give it to you so that your life will always be sweet and not cloying.”
The competition “Who knows the birthday girl best” turns out to be interesting.
Her husband and parents are not participating in it; they will be on the jury.
Sample questions: favorite color and artist, favorite dish, when I went to school, entered a university, what is the car number. Based on the results of the competition, the most active participant is awarded a pre-prepared photo in a frame with the autograph of the birthday girl.
Apron: an interesting, inexpensive and useful gift
When thinking about a gift for the holidays (March 8, birthday, anniversary, etc.), we are all looking for something original and unusual that would not only please, but also surprise loved ones.
A variety of things come to mind, but not only originality is important, the thing must be useful. One of these useful, inexpensive and cool gifts is an apron.
An apron will be an excellent gift for a woman, because every housewife spends most of her time in the kitchen. The ability to cook well has always been a big plus for a girl.
But the fair half of the sex not only wants to please guests with delicious dishes, but also looks one hundred percent at the same time.
This is where the time comes for an original apron, in which the hostess will always feel the holiday atmosphere, and with it a good mood.
Despite the fact that women often do the cooking, such a comic gift can also be useful to the stronger half of humanity. A man in such a cheerful outfit will delight the eyes of women and amuse men, and what else do you need on vacation with friends?
And if your man loves to cook, then why not give him such an unusual gift for February 23rd.
How to give an apron as a gift?
Do you want to give money, but don’t know how to present it? An apron with money will also help here. Just put the amount you have in mind in your pockets and present it to the hero of the occasion.
A more effective way to present a monetary surprise is to buy a model of the appropriate style (with the image of a business man/woman or with drawings of many banknotes) and attach the money so that it is visible (use pins).
Packing the apron itself is easy and simple.
Note! For the best effect, change money into small bills so that there are more of them.
For your friend’s anniversary, you can buy an apron on which you and your friends can leave your signatures, congratulations or kisses. Such a thing will always remind her of your friendship.
This simple kitchen utensil can be used if you want to propose to your girlfriend. To do this, use an apron with pockets.
Choose any model you like, put it in a gift bag, and put a wedding ring in the pocket. Your girlfriend will be very surprised and will definitely appreciate your originality and sense of humor.
