Comic congratulations on retirement to a female colleague

Stay at home without hassle and get money: No work, no worries - Only brand new thousands!

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You're retired. Congratulations! I wish you to stay strong and travel around the resorts, don’t forget your family and friends!

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May we find joy in simple songs, May this sweet verse bring happiness, Seeing off retirement is no, not a trifle. For this we will drink wine and cognac.

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Let's raise our glasses, and let this toast of ours thunder to the most invisible stars. So that wine flows like a river, so that happiness comes like a mountain. And, of course, open the door to joy.

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For life in ecstasy, for peace and dawn, For luck to nod in response. Sorrows don’t sometimes knock now. So let’s drink to this and eat some caviar.

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Restless years We have no power to stop them, So let it be forever - The more years, the more happiness.

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May there be vigor and health, And may there be enough strength for everything, And may every day of ordinary life bring only joy.

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The first pension, now it has come true What we are all looking forward to, It is to you, to those who had the chance, We go together with congratulations Well, in general, this is a stage in life, Just the beginning of something else, Let it be yours new startup, Happiness, love from the heart, warmly.

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So it has come, a turning point, When fate grants you freedom, And you don’t have to work if you’re lazy, And be a free bird, either into fire or into water.

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We congratulate you on your retirement and wish you only bright days, We wish you troubles at home with tea, So that life is calmer and wiser.

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Pension! Hurray, hurray, hurray! Pension! It's a great time! You can do only what you want, Rest from morning until night!

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Travel across seas and oceans, Write poems and novels, Loving loved ones and loved ones, Live, however, only for yourself!

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We congratulate you and wish you radiant happiness, After all, you have retired, joy, smiles and overnight, you have found love for yourself.

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May the days be brighter for you, and may the stars shine brighter. Be happy, be kinder, And fun flutters over you.

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We congratulate you on your retirement. Your age is considerable, we all know that. You can't tell by looking that you are a pensioner. You are still an example for us in your work.

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We invite you to come to the club today. We want to see you retire there. Congratulations will be there for you. And your merits will be named.

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We wish you a good pension, so that you can live comfortably on vacation. Good health to you, and don’t relax. At the dacha, good luck, go fishing.

Comic congratulations on retirement

So pension has come, it has finally found you. You worked for many years, and she came at lunchtime.

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Congratulations! What should you do? We need to drink away our pension. Well, about the same as a salary. This is accepted and sacred.

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As we see you off to retirement, we envy you a little, raising a glass of champagne and a glass containing one hundred grams.

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We wish you happiness in retirement, less worries and hassle. We've already worked - that's enough, It's time to kick the bucket, people!

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In the kind eyes of a pensioner, you can see a pioneer. That mischievous sparkle is so sweet and funny.

Comic congratulations to a man on his retirement

So retirement has arrived, But life hasn’t stopped flowing! It's time to do important things. Walk and have fun with us today!

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The time for retirement has come, There is a bottle and a piece of lard on the table, We are celebrating your retirement, And we sincerely congratulate you!

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We wish you to receive a larger pension, To spoil your grandchildren, To travel around the world, And to color the thread of life!

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You somehow immediately became more dignified and began to look younger. These are miracles in honest company! That, brothers, is what a pension can do!

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It is not the weight of years, but the parachute of freedom that you will feel behind your shoulders today, And from now on, let the years not bother you, And you will feel the beauty of retirement yourself!

Beautiful congratulations on your retirement

You know, retirement is the beginning of life. We wish everything sounded different, the alarm clock woke you up in the morning to go for a run, and you drank your morning coffee without haste.

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You don’t need to rush headlong to work, But your worries will become interesting: Watching TV series and reading books, Fishing and bees, a greenhouse in the country Place tiles, fix the door, And you will often have grandchildren now, We wish you a pleasant holiday, And good health years!

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Let retirement age suddenly creep up, We know you don’t want to retire, We wish that a perky, cheerful, young mood remains in your soul.

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Let the years play their game, That age is just a round dance of numbers, Let love and happiness surround you, And every day a pleasant surprise awaits.

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Please accept congratulations and heartfelt words of love, May the new chapter of your life bring bright moments!

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Everything is just beginning now, And freedom gives positivity, So let your dreams come true, Opening up a sea of prospects You now have every opportunity to Relax to the fullest, loving life, So forget about the past days of difficulties, Happy retirement to you!

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A lot of mental strength, skill, and patience were devoted to work. Sometimes it took away all the strength, sometimes it gave moments of joy.

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Let it sound unusual to the ear to talk about life without work, but there will be time for personal life, for relaxation and hobbies.

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We wish you to be an active pensioner, but if you suddenly get sad, we definitely promise you this, we will always have a job again.

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You honestly deserved your rest with your hard work, we congratulate you on your retirement, and we wish you to live happily until you are a hundred and be an example for all of us for many years.

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Let your spirit be cheerful and your body healthy, Let life give you positivity every day and hour, Prepare to conquer the heights again boldly, May luck and success not leave you!

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Always giving yourself completely to work, You knew neither peace nor sleep, And thus you deserved honor forever, Now the moment for rest has come!

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Let your life be easy from now on, And let us take a deep breath in farewell, We wish you to rest from work and work, Meet friends, laugh, walk!

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Your working years have flown by, you have rightfully deserved your rest, we wish you a decent pension and a free, excellent life.

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And also - health, positivity, Creative ideas and creativity, Friendly companies, tea parties, New achievements and discoveries.

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We wish you eternal youth, the same impeccable appearance, may there be many surprises ahead on the endless roads of life.

Poems about upcoming retirement

You have reached the age at which you have to decide: Should you stay at work? Or sit at home and not freeze your nose? How to choose the right solution? Of course, it’s difficult, just like And there are only doubts in your head, You won’t calm down! Thoughts do not give peace, The soul does not feel comfort: How can this be? Unexpectedly, I don’t go to work even once!

I very clearly imagine your family worries And all the housework I offer for your eyes to see: Wash and iron, cook, sow flour, then knead, Take your grandchildren to the doctors, Or take them to kindergarten in the morning.

You are in the circle of your family Don’t forget about yourself, Us, almost “yesterday’s” Remember and visit!

With the onset of summer, troubles will increase again. Let it be pleasant - to have a garden or a vegetable garden! Let everything bloom in the garden And fruits, berries, fruits ripen beautifully, Improving the taste of food!

A humorous parting poem for a woman retiring

Dear Galina Ivanovna!

Our parting advice to you for science: In retirement you will not be sad from boredom. Look for something to do for your soul. You should always remember: movement is life.

Don’t sleep for long periods of time, don’t sit in the dust, don’t watch TV until midnight. Walk more, breathe freedom, Enjoy your favorite work in the garden.

Plan to go where you dreamed, and we wouldn’t want you to waste money. Love yourself, your life, your time, fuck it to the fullest.

You also have love and understanding with your family, so that your children and grandchildren love and appreciate you. My husband protected me from hard work and carried me in my arms, if he wanted to.

So that your mood does not leave you, And your beauty only grows stronger! Don’t forget your work friends, and if something happens, run to them!

Comic congratulations on your retirement

You are far from a grandfather yet, But pension said: “Hello!” Let your new stage be as good as you could ever dream of!

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The ranks of pensioners have arrived! Now count the days until profit. What kind of work did they charge you for? – It’s hard to imagine even mentally.

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But no matter how it is, it’s supposed to be, Although, it’s nice to have it multiplied. After all, he worked tirelessly. In general, congratulations on your retirement!

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Congratulations, retiree! How much was calculated for the experience there? Take a break from work now, and then pass on the experience to your grandchildren.

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A pension has been assigned, Only you are not a grandfather. Appearances are so deceiving. And you won’t give those years.

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You were sent by your country for a lawful rest. Be very proud of your experience and yourself!

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Congratulations on your retirement! But we remind you: there is no time to relax, the grandchildren are growing up!

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Be always active, attractive, so that your pension is decent, skip and run away from work, forgetting your fatigue and worries!

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What kind of holiday is coming to you? Maybe it’s New Year? Or maybe a birthday? No, the work is finished!

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You are now a pensioner, Set an example for everyone To be active, good-natured, Cheerful and friendly as always!

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Respectable age came running, Next came retirement, May it give you inspiration, And two wings behind your back!

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We envy you, of course, But just a little, out of kindness, And we heartily congratulate you, You are already retired.

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You have earned a lot of experience, You have given experience to the young, Rest as much as you can, Dedicate your life to your family!

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What kind of life will you have - Weekend after weekend, You are going to retire, Be forever young!

SMS to a woman with a pension

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do not grieve. The long-awaited time, they will praise, and you will not shut up forever!

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May you go to the Maldives! care, pensions had a decent rest. And if everyone is young, honor all sorts of obstacles

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Beautiful, funny and comic congratulations on retirement to a colleague (woman,

There is a time for everything and now the time has come when we welcome you with retirement.

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Now you have a reason to start living for yourself, to do what the order of the day used to interfere with.

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We're a little jealous, so forgive us. We have counted down more than once until retirement.

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Don’t go to work, And always be beautiful, Do a lot of sports, Smile for all men!

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One of these days, go for a walk with the grandchildren, Be cheerful, don’t be discouraged, Go to the disco in the evening, Don’t go to the hospital or the pharmacy!

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Don’t forget us, colleagues, treat us with pies, invite us to birthdays, cause admiration!

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Let me hug you and convey my wishes. After all, your well-deserved rest, our dear colleague!

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We want to wish you not to notice age. Has your pension arrived? No, just a new time.

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Your years are simply golden: Life is not over - it will go on in a new way. We worked and were like family, Knowing for sure: this day will come!

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Retirement is knocking on your door: There will be time to run and sunbathe. God will give you another thirty years so that you can learn to rest.

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I wish you a better life: Pick all the mushrooms and berries, Go fishing, do your best, Don’t forget your dear team!

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It’s a pity to let you go, Shall we work for five years? No? Well, okay, that’s the same thing, we welcome retirement boldly.

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May it make you happy, From light to darkness, May it inhale a new spirit in you, May it give you new strength.

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Let the beginning of a new life become clear and beautiful. You are now, as a pioneer, an example to all workers!

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May your retirement be full of happy everyday life without work! The road to retirement is hard, But then freedom is so valuable!

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Colleague, we are seeing you off to retirement today. We cordially wish you not to sit idle at home.

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Let there be more time for hobbies, entertainment, Let life be a kaleidoscope of rainbow moments.

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Well, the time has come to rest your soul and body! I wish you only good things, to shine joyfully with happiness!

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May your retirement always be in a great mood, After all, after long work, rest will bring pleasure!

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How many years of work have been devoted, How much energy, strength, ideas! I wish you a life without pain and troubles. Only bright sun and true friends!

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Good luck for years, love for centuries, Let your health not fail you. You have a sea of hope, a river of happiness. Let fate take you away from grief!

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You have already traveled a long way, and now we are sending you off to retirement with a clear conscience, Our dear colleague.

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We wish you good health, see all your grandchildren more often, and may you always be accompanied by success on the road of life.

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So that your interest in life does not melt away, the open light beckons as before, so that the light of knowledge shows the way and helps you move on.

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Never be discouraged about your work. After all, you will definitely live a glorious life in retirement.

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Let there be more joyful moments for your loved ones, May more brilliant thoughts visit you.

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May New worries always bring you joy. Entertainment, books and resorts are already waiting for you.

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Today the event is worth celebrating, After all, the occasion is significant, important, big - Now, if you want, free, like the wind, And if you don’t mind, work some more!

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You earned it with your work, enough for bread, and enough butter, and light, and water. And if even this seems not enough - There is always work, and we are always there!

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What a pity that we are parting with you, We worked together so easily, That it became almost like family to me, We understood each other deeply.

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And therefore I wish you happiness, Simple, feminine, beautiful like a dream, Let there be no storms, troubles, bad weather, But suddenly he will appear on the way!

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Your eyes will shine tenderly with happiness, And your heart, as if in youth, is beating, And joy, never lagging behind, will fly behind you, as if on wings!

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Happy retirement, colleague, I congratulate you, Your working era is over.

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Consider retirement a new stage in life, I wish you a taste of freedom.

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In retirement I wish you not to get bored, Open new horizons in life.

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I tenderly congratulate you on your retirement today, Colleague. I wish you good health, success, all the best.

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Let life bring only joy, Hope, faith, positivity. Everyone loves and respects you, your entire wonderful team!

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The team congratulates you on your retirement and offers to issue you a license for your vacation.

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You rightfully deserve these congratulations. You are a great employee. There is no doubt about it.

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There is no more wonderful reason for a holiday. Colleague, I congratulate you on your retirement.

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Your work experience has come to the end, But instead of a period, you have become a semicolon.

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There are still a lot of plans ahead, to bask on the sofa - This is not yours.

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I wish you vigor and strength, May they last you until you reach 100 years.

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Colleague, on this important day You can allow yourself to be lazy, After all, your pension has arrived - Throw everything away away.

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And don't be sad about the past. You are standing at the beginning of the path - That which will lead to happiness. The thing that gives you strength to live.

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Dedicate all your time to yourself, please with your desires. We send you congratulations, We wish you joy in your destiny.

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Now the golden time has come to collect the fruits of your labors. With retirement, views and decisions of fate change in many ways.

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The world opens doors for you, Look how big it is! A pension allows someone to live their days with freedom.

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You can fly to Las Vegas for three days without looking for a replacement at work! At least he'll go into outer space. You don't have to wait for the weekend anymore!

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So you went on vacation, Having worked for many years; And we want to tell you: Your light is very dear to us.

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We all love you very much and don’t you dare get upset; Be an example to many people - Come back to us soon.

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It's time to retire, colleague! I congratulate you on this day. Now you have no obstacles to be a little lazy!

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Over a cup of coffee and watching TV, dream a little in the morning. You - happiness, joy and money, And not to be sad, but to prosper!

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We would like to sincerely congratulate you, dear colleague. Today is the time to put on a glass, bliss will soon come for you.

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You have worked with dignity all your life, you are loved, appreciated, respected. Now that you have received your pension, you have become Free, congratulations!

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Good health, good luck, lots of rest and laughter. Do not get tired at the dacha, In all your affairs, success.

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We set you as an example to everyone, you are now a pensioner, Say this word with respect to the younger generation. Aksakal Even the thought of naming it crept in! In general, you need to live without hiccups, and don’t lose your tone!

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He hurries to congratulate the team on the big holiday, here comes the pension. The tune of your favorite music sounds. Congratulations to everyone!

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With all our hearts we want to congratulate you and wish you many years to come. And we won’t lie to you. There is no better colleague in the world!

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We wish you to reach new milestones in life, and don’t let melancholy bother you! Please accept our congratulations from the bottom of our hearts, and may God help you in everything!

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We congratulate our colleague, he deserved his pension, he finally received it for the first time today, we wish our colleague that his pension will grow, he will be able to make purchases, things will go uphill!

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And today my colleagues and I are taking you on vacation. You are at home doing business and books, and of course your family is nearby.

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Don’t be sad, don’t be sad, because it’s like this: We give up our seats to the young. And I don’t want to leave, but I have to. Living without a boss is beautiful!

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You are a far-sighted man, the whole world knows you: A wise and respectable age These sixty-five

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Happy 40th birthday colleague, respect and honor to you, I wish you more money and three vacations

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Here it is, the long-awaited vacation, very joyful, welcome! Let your worries go away, you need a rest from

Congratulations on retirement to a woman in prose

Our dear (patronymic name)! You combine all the qualities that a real woman should have: you are a loving wife, an exemplary mother, a hardworking employee and a faithful friend. Retirement is a great time when you can look around and think about how much you have achieved in life, and how much new things you still have to experience! Good luck to you in everything, happiness and prosperity.

I wish you at the new stage of life not to be discouraged, not to get sick, not to grow old, but to find an interesting hobby for yourself, enjoy life, taste all the delights of idleness, play sports, re-read your favorite books, sew, knit, embroider, or simply do nothing!

It’s time for such a beautiful, sweet and charming lady to relax and take time for herself. I congratulate you on your retirement and want to wish you every time to meet a happy sunrise and spend the day to your satisfaction. May you now have enough time for all your loved ones and all your affairs, and let the payment for your work and your merits be regular and worthy.

Dear, from the bottom of our hearts we congratulate you on your well-deserved retirement. Let your retirement be a time devoted to receiving new bright emotions and impressions. Travel, communicate with friends, live an active and eventful life. Be healthy and loved by your loved ones.

All the way, like a squirrel in a wheel, and now it’s time to rest. I sincerely congratulate you on your transition to retirement, you are a wonderful woman. I wish you to remain cheerful and tireless, cheerful and energetic, purposeful and passionate about an interesting business. Health to you and large pension payments.

Congratulations on your retirement. And even though you are - oh, what a woman, but your pension is deserved and it’s yours! I wish you not to know moments of boredom and sadness, I wish you new strength and brilliant ideas, I wish you warm meetings and happy holidays, I wish you good days and fulfillment of desires. And behind all this, let there be a stable pension of decent proportions!

Congratulations to a wonderful woman on a joyful and kind event; you are now retired. I wish you to always be in a great mood and enjoy life, I wish you to always do your favorite and interesting things, I wish you happy holidays with your family and bright joy, I wish you high prosperity and well-being in your home.

The time has come to get what you deserve and I congratulate you on your retirement. With all my heart I wish you large amounts and regular payments. May such a wonderful and charming retired woman never be bored, may every day please you with warm meetings, bright holidays, inspiring ideas, useful things to do and new acquisitions for which your pension will always and certainly be enough!

I sincerely congratulate you, wonderful woman, on this important and kind event. Now you have a pension in your life, which, I hope, will be enough to realize your previously unfulfilled desires. May the transition to retirement not darken your soul at all, may your heart continue to enjoy life and every new day, may there always be an interesting activity for your soul and body, may there always be prosperity and comfort in your home.

The years have flown by, and with them the working regime has come to an end! Let your good heart remember everything that has warmed you for so many years, leaving a mark in this life and the people who were nearby respect and appreciate you!

Congratulations on retirement to a woman

A wonderful grandmother, a kind mother, We are used to working and being on time everywhere. Today we see you off to retirement and our entire team sincerely wishes you:

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Never be bored, never get sick, get younger every day, and live to be a hundred years old Without sadness and without troubles!

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You won’t be bored, that’s for sure, You’ll finally take care of yourself, You’ll forget the concept immediately, And you’ll get everything from life with interest!

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We wish you to smile, And your eyes to shine with happiness, So that life for you turns into a world where miracles simply live!

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Now your time has come, To live for yourself now, And with your neighbors on the bench To wash people’s bones.

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Starting the life of a pensioner, keep youth in your soul. Let your home be full of happiness, drive away all worries.

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We look at you and believe - it’s true! You have one thing in your eyes - bravado! And retirement is just a turn, It leads to new achievements!

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Let your fuse not dry up, and may you always be so active and lively for many years to come!

Poems for pensioners

Irina Leonidovna, it’s a pity to say goodbye to you. Irina Leonidovna, sadness reigns in my soul.

For us, you were a bee, a hard worker for so many years, You always gave advice to your colleagues from the heart. Your love for work was unbridled, But life ordered you to put things aside.

And it’s hard and scary for you, what lies ahead? But take my word for it, all troubles are behind us. The alarm clock will no longer ring in the morning, but the sun will gently wake you up at noon.

Now you have nowhere to rush, and there are things to do at home: In the morning, you ironed the laundry and took out the trash. Make dumplings for your relatives every day, what kind of rest is there at home, what kind of peace is there?

There are more important things to do than numbers and calls, Health, indeed, and new stockings. Pamper yourself with shopping to the fullest - Sorrows and melancholy will slowly fade away.

You live from work - everything is at your fingertips, so stop by more often - after all, you are your own person. We will be only happy to tell you, and wish you happiness and health again!

Speech of congratulations to a pensioner.

When people gather to remember life, this toast is appropriate.

Do you remember, we used to sing, Birthday songs, Do you remember, we used to drink, until we went crazy. And now we’re older, We’ve had a glass of wine, What can we take from us, Pensioners, Long skirts. The girls, already grandmothers, sit on the bench. But we are young at heart, We can’t hide it, It’s a pity that in these years, We haven’t learned to live. Well, okay, cry, We know how to be friends, We will rejoice at our grandchildren, Hope and live!

Comic congratulations on retirement to a woman

Don't be sorry that times change. Look, everything is beautiful around. Life in retirement is not a problem, you have so many girlfriends!

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You won't be bored, that's for sure. Finally, you'll take care of yourself. You will forget the concept immediately And you will take everything from life with interest!

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We wish you to smile, So that your eyes shine with happiness, So that life for you turns into a world where miracles simply live!

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The hard life of work is already left behind. You have done a lot, dear, look at the results:

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There is a cozy home, children, grandchildren, We adore you all! And know that in retirement you will never suffer from boredom!

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We wish you to fulfill your dreams in retirement And for yourself, your beloved, to live as you want.

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To lie to your heart's content on the paradise islands and swing to your heart's content on the blue waves.

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So that all dreams come true, So that the heart beats sweetly, So that everything you dream about comes true as soon as possible.