Toast about real friends
One man had a birthday, for which all his friends gathered. They were sitting at the table and drinking, when the father of this birthday boy unexpectedly came. He told him that he was in a hurry to get to him and knocked the man down. And he's dead and lying in his trunk. Then the father told his son to convey this news to those present, and maybe then they would help him get rid of the dead body. The guy told his friends, and they immediately had something to do and got ready to leave. Everyone left, but the girl of this guy (the birthday boy) remained, she loved him very much. And there is still a best friend left.
Once upon a time, God gave a man twenty-five years to live, and a horse, a dog, a monkey and all other animals fifty years. The man was offended, but God decided so.
A man went to the animals so that they would give him a part of their life. This is how it happened that for twenty-five years a person lives like a person, for the next twenty-five years he plows like a horse, then he lives like a dog, and then for the next twenty-five. for years they laugh at him like he’s a monkey.
So let's drink to the fact that our birthday boy will live at least another hundred years as a human being! Happy birthday full text→
The ancient Greeks believed that human destiny had its own goddesses. They were called Moira. Initially, it was believed that each person has his own moira. Then the number of these goddesses was reduced to three: Atropos, Clotho and Lachesis. A person’s whole life was connected with them. They were imagined as old women. Lachesis sets the lot even before birth, Clotho spins the thread of fate, Atropos inevitably brings the future closer and, cutting the thread, ends life.
So, dear hero of the occasion! I wish that Clotho would spin your thread of life strong and thick, Lachesis would guard your happy lot, helping you get past life’s sharp corners and labyrinths, and Atropos’s scissors would become dull, full text→
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The most beautiful toasts
The soul of a woman is poetic. On their personal holiday, dear ladies want to hear as many wonderful speeches as possible, praising their qualities and talents. Delight the birthday girl's ears with a beautiful toast.
A birthday is the best occasion to once again remind a woman how beautiful she is.
- The French say: “If in youth we have the face that nature gave us, then in maturity we have the one we deserve.” I absolutely agree with them, dear. You are always in a good mood, your charming smile delights us. And that’s why the years have no power over you. You radiate feminine beauty and kindness. On your birthday, I wish you to remain as cheerful and generous as you are. I kneel before you and raise this glass in your honor!
- For most women, a birthday not only leaves a smile on the face, but also brings sadness, because the woman becomes a year older. But let’s still remember how nature methodically creates pearls. Which cognac is most valued? So let's drink to you shining like the most beautiful pearl, overwhelming everyone like aged cognac, and at the same time remaining as unsurpassed as you are now.
- A wise man once said: “In life, you really don’t need anything more, you just need a little kindness.” I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl. Let her life have everything she needs and let the people around her give her the kindness and care that she so deserves!
- Expensive, __________! On this day, we all see you so smiling, unusually attractive and sophisticated, like a fresh April rose. So let's drink so that the years will be reflected not on your face, but in your soul - with wisdom, experience and spiritual happiness! For you!
- Let's remember spring, when many flowers bloom. This is the time of blossoming, femininity and a surge of strength, and every flower is pleasantly fragrant and pleasing to the eye. So let’s wish our birthday girl to be the same as spring - feminine, always rested and blooming, and like a flower - always beautiful!
If you can’t come up with phrases yourself, there’s nothing to worry about. Take the finished text and say it sincerely, from the heart. Sweet toasts bring a smile and lift your spirits.
1. Caucasian toast for the anniversary “To a real woman!”
I think everyone will agree with me that our dear hero of the day is a real woman! Listen to the definition given to real women by true connoisseurs. They say that if God wanted to create a woman who would be superior to a man, he would create her from a piece of his head. If God wanted to make her a man's slave, he would have created her from a leg. But since woman was created from Adam’s rib, God conceived her to be equal to man, that is, he wanted her to be his friend and advisor. So let's drink to a real woman and faithful friend... (name)!
Caucasian toast to the hero of the day “Age of the Goddess”
In the Caucasus, it is believed that a woman's life can be divided into seven stages: baby, girl, girl, beautiful woman, blooming woman, stunning woman and goddess. Looking at our hero of the day, any Caucasian sage would say that she is a goddess not by age, but by definition! So let our birthday girl always be a goddess in the eyes of men!
3. Parable for a woman’s anniversary “About age.”
4. Parable “Don’t drink raw water”
A woman is the wisest creature on earth. She is so wise that any hundred-year-old snake could envy her intelligence. Let me tell you a parable about one of these women, who from the very beginning of her marriage told her husband not to drink raw water. But he continued, and then one day a misfortune happened to him on the river, he began to drown. A husband chokes in the river and blows bubbles, and his wise wife wails on the shore: “I told you: don’t drink raw water, it’s a disaster!” Let's drink: to women's wisdom, and to the fact that we will never have to drink water while there is wine!
Short congratulatory toasts
Dear ladies attach great importance to words. What can we say about the congratulations expressed to them. Capacious short toasts are imprinted in memory for many years. Such phrases are passed from mouth to mouth.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
- Let's drink to joy! Let this be the only thing that comes into the birthday girl’s life without an invitation!
- I would like to wish you that if there are bumps on your life’s path, then only those that will throw you up!
- Dear birthday girl! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
- Let your whole life be a holiday! Dream, smile and enjoy every moment!
Say a small, meaningful congratulation that expresses deep feelings and sympathy. Your words will definitely find a response and will be received with gratitude.
Wise toasts-parables for a woman’s birthday
Toasts with backstory always attract attention to the speaker. These short speeches bring those gathered around the table closer together. Everyone has something to talk about and something to share. But such speeches should not distract from the main thing. Don't go too far off topic and remember the occasion for which you are all gathered here.
A birthday is an occasion to express your sincere wishes to a close friend, relative, mother, wife or colleague. She will be especially pleased to receive them in such an extraordinary form. The parable toast emphasizes the guest’s responsible attitude towards the event, showing that he is here for a reason, but at the behest of his heart. It becomes clear to everyone that the speaker prepared diligently and searched for the most correct words.
Original congratulations
Original toasts always emphasize the special relationship of the guest to the birthday girl. They express personal wishes and sincere interest.
Original congratulations will be remembered for a long time.
- I want to raise a glass so that there are no bitter moments in your life, but only hours of wild happiness! My toast to your sweet moments
- Every coin has two sides, and I want to wish you in the next year of your life to learn to combine opposites. Fly on the wings of dreams and stand firmly on your feet, have a hundred friends and many more rubles, laugh in the face of adversity and cry with happiness, conquer the world and submit to love. It’s the easiest way to surprise a loved one, because who, if not you, knows about all his aspirations and experiences. Focus on what is more important and make a toast with strong hope for a brighter future.
- Shakespeare said that if every unjust word left a mark, we would all be dirty from head to toe. Let's drink to the radiant purity of our birthday girl!
- Peruvian Indians believe that God made all people from corn dough. Let's drink so that our birthday girl never becomes limp!
- The gingerbread man rolled away from his grandfather and grandmother, the Snow Maiden melted away in the spring, and her mother lost Thumbelina... Let's drink to the fact that our friend will always have everything tasty, beautiful and expensive!
But do not forget that people who barely know each other can gather at a common table. Therefore, in pursuit of originality, one should observe ethical boundaries and not reveal all personal secrets.
Caucasian toasts for women
People in the Caucasus have always been able to choose the right expressions. A toast for a person of hot blood is a whole ritual. The Georgians excelled most in the ability to deliver fiery speeches. Each of them always has a suitable toast for any occasion and occasion.
Caucasian toasts will create a unique holiday atmosphere.
We can only draw inspiration and learn from the inhabitants of the mountainous region to perform small verbal plays. To congratulate a woman, a Caucasian man can compose an entire ode. He will not forget to mention any of her virtues.
Characteristic toasts are replete with epithets and allegories. You can listen to them like a song. Every woman will be pleased to receive such a congratulation.
Congratulations in verse
To come up with a toast in verse you need a special poetic talent. But, even if you don’t have it, you can always congratulate your beloved birthday girl on her special day with rhymed phrases by choosing one of the beautiful poems published.
Poetic toasts can be addressed to both close and unfamiliar people.
- Be your husband desired and loved by everyone, always charming, unique! Let your eyes shine with happiness forever! Our toast to you! Let them pour some more!
- Be healthy, be beautiful, be rich, be happy. Be sensitive and unyielding. Tender, affectionate, in love. Be strict, funny, amusing. Subordinate or main. Be a guiding star - Bright, kind, golden. Be the light at the end of the tunnel. The first green of April. A family hearth, a fairy tale - Unforgettable and beautiful. A magical dream, a menacing cloud. Be the ocean mighty. Be the arrow that hits the heart. Sweet honey, hot pepper. A petal in a blooming garden. All around, running on the water. Be luxurious and innocent. A trembling rose, an avalanche.
- Your holiday has arrived. And I want to wish you many happy, different days, so that you can live without being discouraged. So that the house is a full cup, Everyone who is dear to you is nearby, So that friends call more often, And all enemies are forgotten.
- Let your health not fail you, And let spring sing in your soul! Happy birthday, I drink to the bottom for you!
- I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple - catch your luck by the tail!
- I wish to remain a superwoman: Desirable, charming, stylish, And what was bequeathed by nature from a young age, Preserve and make it my main strength. Let the family hearth be unquenchable, Giving warmth to you, your spouse, and your children. Let the flowers you love get rid of the stormy days in the world. Let the house breathe with comfort and prosperity, Remaining reliable day and night, Let love for life still bubble in the irrepressible, young heart.
- Happy birthday. From the bottom of our hearts we wish you Happiness, vigor, attention, Joy and charm. May love and respect improve your mood and may your star never fade in the sky!
Toasts in verse are very euphonious. They attract the attention of listeners. As a rule, the phrases of poems are built on some general expressions and wishes.
If you are tormented by doubts and you don’t know what exactly to talk about at the table, save your congratulations in verse and say it when it’s your turn. By this act you will express respect to the birthday girl and save yourself from awkward silence.
A woman's character is multifaceted. With age, his features open up like a rose, increasingly revealing his features and charms. It is sometimes very difficult to please a beautiful lady. Even when making a toast in her honor, you can “run into” misunderstandings. This collection of toasts will help you find the key to the birthday girl’s mood and will bring a smile on this significant day.
Congratulations... wishes... toasts and humor... as well as... parables and wise wishes..
Until February 23rd.....hurry!!!
toasts for men.....
“You know, Susie, I’m so lonely,” Gaby complains to her friend.
- That is, how lonely? - Susie is surprised. Everyone knows what you have
there is not only a loving husband, but also a handsome lover...
“That’s the thing: they constantly rely on each other.”
So let's drink to real men who do not shift their responsibilities onto the shoulders of another!
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It was a beautiful fresh morning. A beautiful girl approached a beautiful lake, and a ram was walking around the lake chewing grass. The girl began to undress, and the ram kept walking and chewing grass. The girl almost undressed, and the ram kept walking and chewing grass. The girl completely undressed, and the ram kept walking and chewing grass. The girl jumped into the water, and the ram kept walking and chewing grass. The girl got out of the water, and the ram kept walking and chewing grass. The girl got dressed and left, and the ram kept walking and chewing grass... So let’s drink so that there won’t be such rams among us!
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It used to happen that as soon as I thought about women, I immediately got excited. And now I think and think, and it’s all in vain, probably something happened to my head. Let's drink so that everything is always in order with your head!
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Who does a man sleep with in his life: Up to 5 years - with a pacifier, from 5 to 10 - with a teddy bear, from 10 to 20 - with a dream, from 20 to 30 - with his wife, from 30 to 40 - with someone else's, from 40 to 50 - with any, from 50 to 60 - with a heating pad, from 60 to 70 - with a closed window. So let's drink to never close the window!
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Adam stood under the apple tree and saw Eve and covered himself with his hat. —
“Pick an apple,” Eve asked. Adam stood silently. “Please pick an apple,” Eva asked. Adam reluctantly took his hands off his hat and picked an apple. Let's drink to the power that holds the hat!
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In one not very large city there was a not very large bathhouse.
And in that bathhouse there were two sections - women's and men's, and these sections were separated by a thin wall... And then, one fine day, when the bathhouse was full of people, this wall fell with a roar. Everyone from both sides was seized by the gangs, and they covered the most piquant places... They stand like that, and they look at each other, they don’t know what to do. They stood like this for some time, the girls were the first to become bolder, and gradually they let the gangs go... The men looked, that’s the thing, so they let the gangs go... They let them go, but the gangs don’t fall... So let’s drink to that the force that held the gangs back!
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At 20 years old, a man is an instrument that plays without tuning. At 35 years old it’s a violin. It takes 2-3 minutes to set up and plays at the tuner's request. At 55 years old, it’s a piano: one tunes, the other plays. So let's drink to us men playing the violin until old age!
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A naked woman with a pistol in her hand enters the men's bathhouse. The men saw her and covered themselves with their basins. She pointed the gun at them: “Hands up!” - The men raised their hands, and their basins were hanging. So let's drink to the great power that holds the basins!
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Do not love a single man: he has not yet married and will not marry you. Don’t love a divorced person: the first one divorced and she will divorce you. Don’t love a widower: he drove the first one into a coffin and will drive you... Love a married man: he loves his wife and will love you! For married men!
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For the cute, beautiful, kind, smart, attractive - for us, men!
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A frog jumps over the railway tracks, and at this time
a passing train cuts off her bottom. She jumps further and thinks: “But my butt is beautiful, it’s a pity to leave it.” The frog came back, and then the train cut off its head. Let's drink to not losing your head over a beautiful ass!
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A real man is one who remembers exactly a woman’s birthday and never knows how old she is. And a man who never remembers a woman’s birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband. So let's drink to real men.
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A man was walking through the forest. Suddenly a gray wolf runs out of the thicket and says: “Man, I will eat you!” - For what? - Just. OK. If you fulfill three wishes of the first person you meet, you will remain unharmed. That's what we decided. On the way they met a woman. The wolf explained the situation to her and said: “What is your first wish, woman?” Looking down, she quietly said: “Man, I want... The man fulfilled her first wish with great desire.” Having lowered her gaze, the woman said for the second time: “Man, I still want it.” Gathering all his strength, the man fulfilled her second wish. - Well, what about the third? - asked the wolf. Blushing, the woman whispered: “I want more.” The man knelt down, lowered his head and said: “Eat me, wolf.” So let's drink, friends, to those men whom wolves do not eat!
Wonderful toasts for the weaker half of humanity
Today, on this solemn day, I would like to speak not so pathetically, but very tenderly. Because the heroine of the celebration is such a fragile creature that it seems that all the elves of the world have flocked to her holiday and sing their beautiful melodies to her! This fabulous fairy can make our lives simply unearthly! For the birthday girl!
Her beauty is dazzling like a bright ray of sunshine! Her gentle soul is as quivering as the wings of a butterfly! Her voice is like the sound of a stream in thawed patches! Her heart beats in unison with ours! Let's raise a glass to our beloved birthday girl and wish her to preserve all this for many years to come! Stay young and beautiful, desirable and happy! Be our clear sun, our ever-growing stream, our colorful rainbow!
There is no more beautiful woman in the world than this woman chosen by God! She is the personification of all the best that is on Earth! She makes the world around her a real paradise! For our hero of the occasion!
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Toasts about men in the form of parables. Eastern parables and toasts
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They say women are like chocolates: you never know what kind of filling you'll get. I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl and drink to her unique filling! She will be a surprise for everyone, and for her only one - the sweetest and most desirable!
Zest is good in a cupcake, a crossword puzzle needs mystery, let the intelligence officers protect the secret, but for a real woman the most important thing is to be simply wonderful! My toast: let everyone always and everywhere notice and highly appreciate the undoubted merits of our dear birthday girl!
A woman is not just a person. This is a mother who gave birth to a child in agony. This is a wife who left her home, following her husband. This is a faithful friend who will come to the rescue at any moment. This is the support and support of the whole family, as well as its main decoration. Being a woman is not so easy. Therefore, let's wish our birthday girl strength, patience, happiness, love and prosperity!
Let this drunk glass flow with sweet honey in your soul. Dear, we drink only for you!
Bloom and smell, I'll be brief.
On my birthday I wish you to be young and not grow old. Always the same to be beautiful,
And don't regret anything!
Be sweet, bright and spectacular, Fight all men outright. So that any passerby in you,
I only recognized the queen!
They say that if you meet an intelligent woman, then you should not delude yourself - she herself found you. So let's drink to our birthday girl, who had the wisdom to meet us in her life!
The sweetest, wisest woman, I congratulate you today, Happiness, prosperity, love and health,
Let your dream come true!
Joy, lightness, of course prosperity, I will drink my glass to the bottom for you, May everything be in order in your life,
Never know sadness!
I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl. And to say that if God sends trials to someone in life, then one should not despair, because they only serve to make us stronger. I wish you to always find the strength to overcome any difficulties and may you always have someone to rely on!
What does a woman need to be happy? Only a loving person nearby and home comfort. So let's drink to that. May you always have peace and contentment in your soul. Let your family and friends surround you with attention and care. I wish you to be truly happy!
They say that if other men like a woman, then this is not a reason for jealousy, but a reason for pride, because it turns out that this is someone’s dream. I want to raise this glass to our beautiful birthday girl, even if in the eyes of her man, she always remains his most cherished and desired dream!
Man is an organism that is difficult to understand. We are constantly running somewhere, always trying to do something, to get somewhere. Striving for a goal is right, but sometimes in this race we miss something important. I wish you, birthday girl, in this constant turmoil of life, not to miss the most interesting things, because they are all around us - in the little things!
Funny toasts about women on their birthdays
Beautiful toasts. A collection of funny table toasts to a woman for her birthday in poems and prose on the website “Congratulate OK”. Select the words of your birthday toast ahead of time - you will always be ready for the celebration!
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Wise Happy Birthday Toasts
The ancient sages said that the birth of good is good. Therefore, I want to drink to the birth and many years of our friendship!
The American Indians have a legend that tells of how one night a coyote was called to arrange the stars in the sky.
Being sleepy, the coyote couldn't see where he was going and fell! The stars scattered in different directions and formed the sparkling patterns that we see every night.
Let's drink to the hope that any, even the most unreasonable act of our birthday boy will bring the same wonderful results.
An eagle sits on a mountain peak. He looks around, thinks: “If you look to the right, there are mountains.” Boring! Look to the left - mountains. Boring! And if you peck yourself in the tail, it hurts!
Likewise, many people, because the surroundings are boring, begin to peck at themselves, i.e. are engaged in self-criticism! I mean our birthday girl. My advice to you is to look in the mirror more often: everything is fine with you, everything is fine. One person is asked: don’t you ever smile? “I’m sad,” he replies. “Merrier than sadness!” - they advise him. This is what I want to advise you!
In ancient times, an ancient frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one person was able to escape - he grabbed a floating long plank and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later, out of nowhere, the second victim emerged and grabbed the other end of this plank. The first one started crying. The second one asked: “Why are you crying?” The first one said: “Wah!” Such a guest, but there is nothing to treat him with!
So let's drink to our dear hosts, who will always find something to treat even uninvited guests!
Chinese wisdom says: “When you were born, you cried, and everyone around you rejoiced. Make it so that when you leave, everyone will cry, and you will be the only one smiling.”
For what was said!
“A person has two main directions in life,” one sage noted, “he either rolls or climbs.” What's easier? It seems the first. But don't rush to conclusion.
Those who roll very quickly lose their “life” and leave the stage prematurely. It’s hard to imagine a person who would roll until, say, 70 years old! And you can climb! Here is our birthday boy from the category of climbers.
And let him climb until he is 100 years old. My toast: to the healthiest sport - mountaineering!
The ancient Chinese have a legend that tells how a dragon once swallowed the Sun. The people beat the drums and shouted to scare the dragon. And it seems to have worked - the Sun has returned. I want to drink to the hope that solar eclipses will never happen in the life of our birthday boy, and if this happens, that there will always be people nearby who can beat the drums.
One wise man said: “The most amazing thing about a person is not that he often grieves over his lost fortune, but that he is not upset as his life passes.” Let us raise a toast so that every day of our lives may pass brightly and profitably.
One of the eastern sages said: “It is easy to make people know you, but it is difficult to truly know yourself.” I want to wish my son to know himself. This will help him achieve the noble goal that he has set for himself. Happy birthday, son!
How does a wise person differ from a smart person? A wise person will never find himself in a situation from which a smart person will come out with honor. So let's raise our glasses so that our birthday boy has the patience to be smart, the intelligence to become wise and the wisdom to remain ourselves!
One ancient legend says that once upon a time, in an old eastern city, there lived a man of extraordinary wisdom. Crowds of people flocked to him for advice, since the doors of his house were always open. But not everyone liked it. The sage also had envious people.
And then one day one of them decided to disgrace the sage by asking him a question that he could not answer. He went to the meadow and caught the most beautiful butterfly there. Having placed it in his palm, he decided: “I will ask the sage which butterfly I have in my hands - alive or dead.
If he says - alive, I will close my palms, and she will die, if he says - dead, I will open my palms, and she will fly away. Then everyone will be convinced that this sage does not know everything.” Having come to the sage, the envious one asked: “O wisest one, which butterfly is in my hands - alive or dead?” The sage, without thinking twice, answered: “Everything is in your hands.
“So let’s drink so that our birthday boy will never envy anyone and always understand that everything is in his hands!
Beautiful toast parables
One day, a swallow with her little chicks was fleeing from predators and found herself on the edge of a deep mountain gorge. And the first chick began to ask: - Mommy, carry me, and I will always love you! - You're lying! - said the swallow and threw him into the abyss.
- Mom, move me, and I will save you someday too! - said the second chick. - You're lying! - said the swallow and also threw him into the abyss.
And the third chick said: “Mom, save me, and when I grow up, I will also save my children!” “But you’re telling the truth,” said the swallow and saved him.
So let's drink to the bitter truth!
One old man had two sons. Before his death, he bequeathed to them to divide the remaining inheritance in half. The brothers did not get along during the division and invited their neighbor to resolve their dispute.
-What did your father punish you? “He ordered everything to be divided in half,” answered the disputants. - Well, divide: tear all the clothes in half, break each bowl in half, cut the livestock and poultry.
His stupid brothers listened and were left with nothing.
Let's drink to the fact that we divide everything not in half, but fairly.
One woman gave birth to a child. Everyone is good, but there is one drawback - instead of a navel, there is a nut. The poor woman has shown it to every doctor and no one can help.
And then she heard from good people that there was a sorcerer in a remote village - he could help her grief. A woman came to the sorcerer and asked for help. The sorcerer gave her a magic wrench.
She came home, unscrewed the nut from her son’s belly button and her son’s ass fell off. So let’s drink to not looking for adventures on your ass!
One day a baby camel asks his mother: “Mom, look at how slender and thin the horse’s legs are, but why do we have such crooked legs?” “But we’ll walk through the desert, but the horse won’t be able to, it’ll get stuck.”
“Mom, look how straight the horse’s teeth are, but why are ours so crooked and bent, and saliva flowing all the time?” “But we can eat thorns in the desert, but a horse cannot.”
“Mom, look how smooth and beautiful the horse’s back is, but why is that hanging out there?” “But we can survive in the desert for two weeks without water, but a horse cannot.” - Mom, why the hell do we need all this at the zoo?
So let's drink to survive in our zoo!
The bull complained to the donkey: “I’m disappointed in cows: lazy, fat, stupid.” “Perhaps I, too, will be disappointed in cows,” answered the donkey. - Why do you? - the bull was surprised. “You see, if I’m disappointed in people, I’ll get hit on the spine, but if I’m disappointed in cows, then it’s quite safe.”
Friends, I suggest we drink so that we will never be disappointed in people!
A long time ago, when God had just created the earth, reptiles and creatures of the earth, he began to give them age. A monkey, a donkey, a dog and a man came to God. God gave the monkey 15 years of life. Donkey awarded the 20th. He gave the dog 10 years.
When a man came to him, God said to him: “And you, man, will live 20 years.” “How can that be?” the man was indignant. - After all, I am the king of nature, and I will live almost like a monkey - give me more. “Okay,” God agreed.
- I will give you more years of life, but know that for the first 15 years you will live like a monkey - you will make faces and imitate, for the next 25 years you will live your time - a human one, then, like a donkey, 20 years you will have to live with your hump and then earn your living, and the last 10 years you will live like an old, mangy dog that snaps and tries to preserve the property it has acquired.
We are now at human age, so God grant that we may live the entire age allotted to us as human beings! Let's drink to that!
A strange monkey came to the monkey herd and asked to spend the night. “Spend the night,” said the leader, “but remember, according to our laws, there should be no extra ones in the herd, so you must leave in the morning.”
In the morning, the leader counted the herd and announced: “She didn’t leave.” Therefore, according to our laws, we must eat it. Ate it. “You ate the wrong one,” admitted the alien monkey.
“It doesn’t matter,” said the leader, “the main thing is to comply with the law!”
I propose to drink to strict observance of the laws!
Avdey, a serf, lived with his master in service. He lived to a ripe old age. Then one day a master comes to him and asks: “Tell me, Avdey, how did you live your life, were you happy in life?” - How did I live? He lived an ordinary life, was not afraid of work, did not sin, was not happy, thank God.
I suggest we drink so that we too can live normally! And happiness will come to us on its own!
A man walks through the hot desert and sees a wanderer lying dying of thirst. The wanderer asks him: 'Oh, give me, good man, a sip of water. Save me.
' But the man replied that he himself needed water, and moved on. He walked a fair distance and thought: “What a bad thing I did: I didn’t give the dying man a sip of water.” And he hurried back.
But it was too late: the wanderer had already died without waiting for mercy.
Let's drink to helping on time - when they ask, and not when we want to give, but there is no one left.
The husband and wife were captured by the natives. They tied them to a tree and staged ritual dances around them. The husband suspected trouble: “I have the impression that we have ended up with cannibals,” he says to his wife, “they are probably going to eat us!” - Darling, as always, you only think about food!
So that no one gets the impression that we think only about food, I suggest. drink up!
Toast parables
A collection of interesting stories and instructive stories - all this is in the “Toasts of Parables” section.
Source: www.vampodarok.com
Eloquent Caucasian toasts, parables and table jokes for a woman’s anniversary
Anyone who wants to say a toast to a woman celebrating her anniversary must take into account her personal qualities, character, and dignity. Then even a comic congratulation will seem very memorable and witty.
Caucasian toast in honor of the hero of the day “Divine Age”
In the Caucasus, it is generally accepted that a woman’s life is divided into 7 stages: infancy, girlhood, youth, beautiful woman, gorgeous woman, stunning lady and goddess.
In relation to our hero of the day, any Caucasian sage understands - she is a goddess not by age category, but by definition! Let the divine age of our birthday girl always cause admiration among men, turning wise men into fools in love, and opening up new facets of their worldview to fools!
2. Anniversary traditional Caucasian toast “To a true woman!”
I am sure that everyone present will agree with me that our precious hero of the day is a true woman! True experts and connoisseurs of such women define them this way: if the Creator wanted to create a woman superior to a man, he would use a piece of his head for this. If God wanted to turn her into a slave, he would have created her from his leg, but he took a rib for this purpose. That is, he conceived her to be an equal to a man, wanting her to become his advisor and friend. So let's drink to a true woman, a wise and faithful companion... (name)!
Source: https://tnuva.ru/tosty-o-muzhchinah-v-vide-pritch-vostochnye-pritchi-i-tosty.html
A special day for me, my birthday!
Happy birthday! Let's drink to the “multiplying” of Money, Health and people dear to our hearts!
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Only once a year is it a birthday! And, celebrating his birthday, one cannot help but pay tribute to him by raising a glass without delay to salute him with wine!
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Let us wish our Lida to always carry the torch of a joyful attitude and always warm our hearts! For many years! Happy birthday and toast to our family's treasure
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One day, late at night, three wanderers were walking. Looking for a place to stay for the night, they knocked on one of the houses. The owner asked: “Who is there?”
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It's a shame, but I only have one free seat. Wait, I'll consult with my family.
