Parable toasts
Toast is an art. Not just wishes for all the best in a beautiful form, but also wise parables that have passed through the centuries. It is precisely these toasts that you will meet in our selection of parable toasts. Knowing them, you can stand out at any special event. And those around you will listen to you with their mouths open and ask you not to stop.
With our toasts you will definitely be able to stand out and beautifully convey your best wishes on this important day.
The sage was asked: “Why do friends so easily become enemies, but it is very difficult to turn enemies into friends?” “But in the same way, it is easier to destroy a house than to build it,” answered the sage, “and it is easier to break a vessel than to make it, and it is easier to waste money than to earn it.” I propose a toast so that we create and not destroy.
When one respected aksakal celebrated his eightieth birthday and the fiftieth anniversary of his marriage with his wife, he was asked: “How did you manage to maintain family life and at the same time such good health?” “There’s no secret to this, it’s just that when my wife and I got married, we made an agreement with her: as soon as we quarrel, I put on a burka and go to the mountains. So it was precisely daily walks in the mountains that brought such benefits to both my health and my family life. So let's drink to the wives with whom we become long-livers!
The jackal came to the lion and said: - Let's fight! Leo didn't pay any attention to him. Then the jackal threatened: “I’ll go now and tell everyone that the lion was terribly afraid of me.” The king of beasts winced. “Let the inhabitants of the desert condemn me for cowardice - it’s still more pleasant than they will despise me for fighting a jackal.” I dedicate this toast so that we do not humiliate ourselves in front of types who are dirty and unworthy of us.
A herd of buffalo rushes to a watering hole. A hare jumps out of the bushes and yells: “Everyone, stop, otherwise I’ll break off your horns!” Everyone stood rooted to the spot. The hare asks: “Is there a cool one among you?” - No. - Then drive the five and get out of here. They ran on and discussed: “It’s going to be robbed every day now.” We need to call a cool guy, a wolf for example, and we’ll pay him. The next day the herd of buffaloes rushes to the watering hole again. A hare jumps out: - Everyone stand! Cool there! - Eat! The hare whistles, a bear appears from behind him: “A steep hundred from the top, five from the rest... Let’s drink to courage, which is needed not only in battles, but also in simple everyday situations!”
The philosopher Diogenes said: “Being rich and having a lot of money are not the same thing. The truly rich are those who are satisfied with their lives.” Let's drink to wealth!
One woman gave birth to a child. Everyone is good, but there is one drawback - instead of a navel, there is a nut. The poor woman has shown it to every doctor and no one can help. And then she heard from good people that there was a sorcerer in a remote village - he could help her grief. A woman came to the sorcerer and asked for help. The sorcerer gave her a magic wrench. She came home, unscrewed the nut from her son’s belly button and her son’s ass fell off. So let’s drink to not looking for adventures on your ass!
The grandfather sat in heaven and wept bitterly. A boy came up to him and asked why he was grieving. The old man replies: “There is a custom on earth to drink for the repose of our souls.” As long as our children remember us, we are always well fed and with a full jug of wine. And now I have an empty jug, which means I have been forgotten on earth. So let's remember those who are not with us.
The Eastern ruler once visited a prison where twenty prisoners were serving their sentences. - Why are you sitting there? - asked the bishop. Nineteen out of twenty immediately swore that they were imprisoned innocently, solely due to a judicial error. And only the twentieth admitted that he was in prison for theft. “Release him immediately,” the bishop ordered, “he can have a bad influence on all the other honest people who are here.” So let's drink to the people whose honesty helps them to be free!
There is an old Caucasian legend. High in the sky, right under the clouds, a young eagle was flying. A deer was running below, saw her and shouted: “Eagle-eagle, look how good I am: I run fast, and I am wise with experience, and my eyes are big and bright.” Come down from the sky, you will be my wife. - No, deer. You are really good, you run fast and low, and you are wise with experience, but actually stupid, and your eyes are beautiful, but not keen - you don’t see that I’m not suitable for you. Run further, don't be my husband. Let's raise our glasses to the beautiful housewife, whose husband flew high, was smart, and had keen eyes, because he saw such an eagle high in the sky and was able to take her as his wife!
One day in the frosty winter, a little sparrow froze. The icy body slammed to the ground. A cow passing by raised her tail and plopped her cake on the sparrow. The sparrow warmed up in the shit, came to his senses, stuck his head out and chirped loudly in joy. A cat running past grabbed a sparrow and immediately devoured it... So let’s drink and remember: “Not everyone is an enemy who spoils you.” Not everyone is the friend who pulled you out of the shit. And if you've already gotten into shit, then sit down and don't tweet.
Toasts to a man's anniversary: 50 meaningful congratulations ✍
A true decoration of the celebration and feast will be toasts for a man’s birthday, cool and funny, in prose and poetry. It is in toasts to the birthday boy that all our good wishes are accumulated.
An integral part of the birthday celebration is the entertainment for the guests of the birthday person, where toasts are made in his honor. Of course, a toast to a woman’s anniversary is very important... But both on ordinary birthdays, and on 30, 40, 50, 60 years, the anniversary of a man of any decade, every brother, father, grandfather will also be pleased to hear original congratulations addressed to him.
Cool congratulations on the 60th anniversary of a woman
So, it's time to congratulate you, And send wine to you. Oh, today we'll get drunk, and we won't stop until the morning.
After all, we will celebrate your anniversary with glory, and then we will drink to our state. Bye for your years, So that trouble does not touch you.
Happy sixtieth year of life, just make sure you don’t become sour. You will still give everyone a head start, And drink to our toast!
Well, for your age to worry is unthinkable, you have to forget about sadness. We must enjoy life, over trifles, be careful not to be sour!
You are an enchanting woman, very energetic. Happy sixtieth anniversary, May this year be rich in luck.
Let the fun not stop, We must enjoy it. We need to get you a little drunk and buy a ticket to Egypt.
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Climax: "Meeting the Lord"
But it so happened that the poor man was completely starved. And he cried out to the Lord: “For what? Or have I done something wrong to you? The Lord answers him: “You, my son, are not guilty of anything. Against! Look, look..." And he lifted the man off the ground. And he saw two mountains: one huge, with its peak reaching into the sky, and the second so-so, not even a mountain, but a hillock.
“These are your good deeds. That big one is your mountain, every pebble is a righteous deed. And the low mound was built by your brother. I know that you, my son, are tired of struggling with adversity. But soon the denouement of my plan will come...” With that, the Lord lowered the man to the ground.
Comic congratulations on a woman’s 60th birthday
| my beloved is 60, the bastard years are flying by. And let them fly, but the two of us don’t care much about the verdict. ***
Look at the years you have lived, look a little from above. We are young and love life, Down with the blues and pessimism!
We have a wonderful grandson growing up. We really don’t have enough time to be bored. And on your wonderful anniversary, accept my gift quickly.
Happy anniversary, dear! 60 is a cool age. You will live without worries, carefree and contented.
Retirement is in full swing. If you want to sleep, but if you want to eat, walk around the market, listen to gossip about your neighbors.
You live slowly For yourself so beautiful And with a positive attitude You will be cheerful and happy.
May your health never fail you and your strength never fail you. Be modern and fashionable. This is the life you deserve.
Very soon it will rain, And the tulip will droop too, The rainbow will shine, Happy anniversary!
We wish you, of course, to live beautifully and carefree, to live like a quiet stream, like light along three roads, like in a blue sea, there was happiness like a phantom! But when you are 60, there is no reason to be discouraged!
Wishes and instructions
A grown man usually has nothing to desire. At 60 years old, a person, as a rule, has a family, income, his own home and car. Of course, there are exceptions, but the majority of men of this age already have all of the above. Wishing for health is trivial. It is better to choose neutral wishes and toasts for the hero of the day. 60 years is just the middle of life.
In snowy regions they say: “10,000 km is not a distance, 100 deer is not a herd, 50 degrees is not frost, 60 years is not age. This is true! After all, even at 60 years old we are naive and believe in miracles. Remain the same kind, sensitive and 18-year-old guy at heart!”
Moral of the Caucasian parable
And when the water receded, it turned out that the unsightly village turned into a golden-domed city, and the frail huts became strong and solid houses. The neighbors chose the man as their prince-ruler. So the man turned from an insignificant beggar into a noble nobleman.
My speech was long and wise. What did I want to say with this parable? Don't be angry at fate, don't complain! Whatever happens, my friend, everything is for the better! You've already lived for half a century. So I will say: your little mountain, which is made up of good deeds, will soon reach heaven! Everyone will be rewarded according to their actions. Some will flounder in a puddle, while others will be happy. Even if it’s not measured in money.
So, to the high mountain of happiness that you will soon climb, we will all drink together now!”
Toast to a man's 50th birthday, with meaning
Stop, happy moment! On that day, when, of course, people are not sad, We celebrate with pleasure the birth of the One who is fifty today! And not out of fear, but only out of respect, we sing His praises... Doesn’t the Chief see our zeal? So God give you insight, Chief!
When a man is 50, He inevitably blossoms. His eyes burn with fire, He waits, hopes, dreams.
So may your best anniversary give you only joy. And with a flock of white swans, may luck rush to you.
Live for 100 years and don’t get sick, May everyone’s wishes come true. Celebrate your bright anniversary with family and friends.
At 20 years old a person is ruled by desire, at 30 years old by reason, at 40 years old by reason, at 50 years old by wisdom. I propose a toast to the wise, prudent and reasonable hero of our today's celebration!
Fifty is not an age for a man, it is just the beginning of his blossoming. It’s just that a young man has become an adult, It’s just that the years have passed unnoticed.
Let me congratulate you on your anniversary. We wish you earthly blessings, leave sadness and despondency in the past. May fortune help you in everything.
May your health always be good, the female gender is not ignored. Let grievances happen rarely, and let your family adore you!
Congratulations on your anniversary, we wish you strength in life! We love and cherish you, And we want you to bring health every year, Which leads to your 100th anniversary.
You won’t believe it, you’re an excellent student, you get “A” ten times. On this round personal anniversary, We would like to wish you the most joyful events, the best news, the most festive arrivals of the expected guests. Be stronger and more cheerful, Don’t mope and don’t get sick. And at the hundredth anniversary, gather everyone in the same way.
The years that have passed will not return, And sometimes they are sad for a reason: Now, you haven’t had time to look back, And behind you are 50. Your rich life experience has not weakened or faded, And today we heartily congratulate you on this date. The years fly by, but it doesn’t matter, You don’t have to worry about that, It’s not for nothing that Vakhtang sings beautiful words: “My years are my wealth.”
You are fifty today, Half your life is already behind you, But you are still youthful, Smart, handsome, strong, desperate!
You are also an example to others, in business, in family, in your work. You are adored and loved, don’t let your age bother you.
We wish you happiness, a sea of laughter, to be healthy and needed. Wealth, joy, success. And forget about the problems.
Anyone who hasn't had a hangover doesn't know the taste of water. I wish that tomorrow morning the hero of the day will find water tasteless and life filled with humor!
Fifty is a great start, but we're only halfway there. There will be many more meetings in life, There is still so much to go through!
Golden time for achievements! It’s worth looking back and understanding that the baggage of all knowledge and skills, the experience of life, cannot be taken away.
It’s worth looking into the distance now, and what? There are desires, plans and dreams, New aspirations, and it seems Experience will make everything simpler.
Joys, good beginnings, True friendship and native love, Oddly enough, somewhere new knowledge. Live in happiness and health!
Every guy at ten years old wanted to have a bicycle. On their twenty-year anniversary, they wish for a home, a family, and children. Thirty years is a serious period: Your wallet is already full. By forty you understand that you are just starting to live. What does a guy need at fifty? In fact - everything in a row! Not just a vegetable garden, but bucks, villas and a resort!
Congratulations on your anniversary, 50 is a big milestone. Time for life results, New plans and hopes.
The best birthday toasts for a man
Every person probably loves to celebrate a birthday, regardless of their gender and age. Therefore, brothers, husbands, fathers, grandfathers and just good friends will be glad to hear an original congratulation in honor of their holiday.
In addition, there are excellent toasts for a man’s birthday that will certainly be appreciated by him. They can be presented in the form of laconic or long poems of a serious or humorous nature. The choice of suitable lines depends entirely on the character of the person to whom you plan to dedicate them.
Interesting
When choosing a toast for a man, you need to take into account his age, hobbies, and lifestyle. This will allow you to choose cool congratulations and give positive emotions for the whole evening. Toasts for a man's anniversary are in particular demand, and they can be completely different.
For example, for a 60th birthday (just like for a 50 or 55th birthday), you can choose funny options that will add a touch of fun and enthusiasm to the festive atmosphere. With their help, it will be possible to cheer up not only the birthday boy, but also all the guests present at the celebration.
To this wonderful man
On your birthday, I want to wish you a lot. But I will drink to the correct behavior of the letter “D” in his life: so that money is abundant, fools are far away, friends are wonderfully sincere, deeds are brought to achievements, longevity, kindness and a lot of love.
They say that only those who can hope for success can
who never gives up. I want to drink to the birthday boy. So that he never gives up either his arms or the rest of his body. And he could always meet his luck fully armed, he was ready to catch it and not miss it!
According to legend, God said:
“Everything you take from people is what you will lose. But everything you give to people will come back to you a hundredfold.”
So let's drink to the generosity of our hero of the day, with which he always treats his friends!
60 is a lot, 60 is a little,
At 60 the road to wisdom is open. It doesn’t matter that the years flash by and your hair turns gray over time. If only there were a young soul, And young souls do not age.
I want to tell you this parable:
“Every day the wife baked a delicious bun for her husband, at breakfast she cut it in half, spread it with butter, gave the top part to her husband, and took the bottom part for herself. But today was her birthday, and she decided that she could afford to eat the top part. She wanted this so much, but never did it to please her husband.
The husband took the lower part and said: you gave me a very big gift! I haven’t eaten my favorite bottom of the bun for so many years because I thought it rightfully belonged to you!”
The word is material
Toasts were made by ancient people. But then this ritual looked a little different. The glass that the speaker raised before making a speech contained water. He charged this liquid with his words and energy. Many years later, water was replaced by alcohol, but the purpose of toast did not change. And what they wished for a person usually came true. A toast is a powerful message, an installation. Therefore, you need to carefully think through every word before raising your glass. Toasts in verse appeared relatively recently and gained wild popularity. As soon as the rhymes begin to sound, it becomes clear that the person was preparing in advance. Such a toast is pleasant to hear both for the birthday person and for the guests.
