Birthday ditties
We offer a unique selection of funny ditties for birthdays and ditties for the anniversary of your family, friends and colleagues.
Funny birthday ditties
1.) We are ready to sing ditties, What a fun holiday! You sing along with us too, surprise us with your hearing!
2.) On your birthday, singing ditties is one pleasure, After all, girlfriends were given for that, To howl for us at the same time!
3.) You will have time to go on a diet after your birthday. And today, eat everything without regret!
4.) Celebrate your birthday, pour some hot tea. It can be hot, so pour some vodka!
5.) If it takes you by surprise It’s your birthday again, Then take out a loan as soon as possible, Walk without regret!
6.) It has become dear to us to live, Soon the flippers will stick together... We will come apart, so be it, On this birthday!
7.) The crisis, I’m sick of the crisis, the telly is buzzing my ears. It's better to sing and dance, celebrate your birthday!
8.) I stare at the table, As if in a restaurant, There are only delicacies here, Admire for yourself!
9.) We are giving you a gift, you can open it in the evening. And the ditties will come in handy, You’ll still remember them!
10.) Don’t judge that we don’t know how to sing beautiful songs. We wheezed ditties, We must feel sorry for the neck!
Funny ditties for a woman’s birthday
1.) There is a piano on the mountain, Golden legs, And our hero of the day has New boots!
2.) On your birthday we give you chrysanthemums, There are no girls more beautiful than you in the team!
3.) The birthday has arrived, the years are flashing by. Only Our birthday girl is not changed.
4.) Dear, dear, Dear friend, Congratulations to you Let's say it in your ear.
5.) You will fall in love with us, Our birthday girl! Oh, the disco is mourning for you in Ibiza!
6.) You are so young, With chiseled forms. And in a crowd of men all lovers walk around!
7.) Don’t count your years, It’s all in vain. The main thing, our friend, you look great!
8.) Birthday inspires, Gives happiness and success. Everyone eats you with their eyes, Men know best.
9.) Admire her - a gorgeous woman! A couple of extra pounds is not the main thing for her.
10.) Don’t ruin yourself with a diet, eat and sing on your birthday. You are dressed to the nines, everyone admires you!
Funny ditties for a man's birthday
1.) On your birthday, go to the bathhouse, steam yourself with a broom, my friend! And the girls will help, they’ll run to the light!
2.) Birthday, birthday, sausage, herring. Treat us, the culprit, with dear vodka!
3.) Our handsome birthday boy, He is a philosopher and politician. He understands everything, he can even handle a nail!
4.) You cleaned up, combed your hair, put on a colorful tie. I prepared some treats to please the department!
5.) The birthday boy is young, young and handsome. Can I take a selfie with you? You're too cute!
6.) Oh, jealous wife, she’s strict with the birthday boy! Be gentle with him, Kiss him sweeter!
7.) You crumbled a sausage with a cucumber, with onions, horseradish and an egg, tried, tried to treat it!
8.) We appreciated the okroshka, praised the birthday boy, cook, vigorous mother, there’s nothing to say here!
9.) Invite the birthday boy to visit us for barbecue. We'll come to your dacha, even on foot!
10.) Our birthday boy is a fisherman, he is an expert at fishing! He treats you to salted trout just like that!
Funny ditties for a colleague's birthday
To a female colleague:
1.) We will sing ditties to our colleague. And there are a lot of advantages in this man!
2.) (Tanya) is a kind soul, helps us all, at work all day, never gets tired!
3.) My colleague’s place is clean, the table is tidy, there’s not a speck to be found, a gift for the cleaning staff!
4.) On our birthday, she set a table for us. Who loves what - she took everything into account, pleased us all!
5.) We call our Anniversary a Craftswoman. She loves to sew, knit, and cook (Masha).
6.) Golden head, Golden hands. You're the director, give her a little extra pay!
7.) Olivier cooks deliciously and makes dumplings. And if she paints her lips, she will blind all men!
8.) Whether in the garden, in the vegetable garden, with a light hand he plants a glorious harvest, I can’t argue with that!
9.) And also a colleague - a mother, the most exemplary. Home, beloved family, most important of all, probably!
10.) We sang funny ditties, (Galya), for you! We composed them at work, they took almost four days!
To a male colleague:
1.) There is a man in our team, not a bad one. Let's sing ditties for you, dear Birthday boy!
2.) You deserved gratitude and a medal at work, your boss shook your hand, shook you, and almost tore it off!
3.) You are a cool guy here, and today is the hero of the day! We'll give you some money so you can go on vacation!
4.) You sit, stay on the chair, so as not to fall on the floor! We'll show you a concert, you'll laugh - passion!
5.) Don’t think about the years, About the time you have lived, You are a man - just ah! With a bald spot on the crown!
6.) Our colleague without a mustache will be as naked as without panties. You always wear a mustache, We are very used to them!
7.) Our handsome hero of the day, He is not old at all! Maybe he would even be on the cover of Playboy!
8.) You have a car - a frisky horse, and you yourself are oh-ho, sweet birthday boy!
9.) You are a business person with us, they know at work. And that’s why they respect you so much!
10.) We played ditties for your birthday. Don’t be angry with us, colleague, if your ears are withered!
Funny ditties for a friend’s birthday (from friends)
1.) Accept gifts, (Tanya), and listen to ditties. Don’t be offended by your friends, but rather laugh!
2.) You look cool, have a cool hairstyle, apparently got ready to get married, curled your bangs...
3.) Well, your lips are burning, they’re talking about a date. Confess to us quickly, Who will come to the anniversary?
4.) It’s your birthday, but you’re not in the mood. Stop moping already, Better eat some candy!
5.) You’re not fat at all, You’re just being humble, It’s just a wide bone, Yes, the fat is hanging out!
6.) You were on a diet, You suffered, poor thing, Eat, (Valya), on your birthday Delicious treats!
7.) Do you remember, (Natka), we were at the dance, hiding from the boys. Now let's try to run away from the hubbies!
8.) On your birthday, friend, Make a wish: To have a lot of money - Just a punishment!
9.) We are giving you a set: Cups and plates, Invite us for some tea, dear girl!
10.) We sang ditties for you, Your throats were dry. Happy birthday, friend, pour it so they don’t die!
Birthday ditties
1.) We will congratulate you with ditties, as best we can, forgive me. And we’ll give you a gift, but the secret is what’s inside!
2.) Congratulations, mother, There is no reason to be discouraged! Birthday is for singing and dancing!
3.) Years and years pass by, like streams. Congratulations, and flowers too!
4.) We will not get tired of congratulating, There is a significant reason: Our (Tanya) is 55! Happy holiday!
5.) How can we congratulate grandma? How can we surprise her? Let's ask grandpa to go on a date!
6.) Accept congratulations, sing along to the ditties! Come out, show off your butt, lift your spirits!
7.) Live, don’t be discouraged, enjoy until you’re 100 years old, have fun! If you live to be 100, call us, we will celebrate your anniversary!
8.) Birthday – don’t be sad, everything is ahead of you. And if there are any problems, don’t be shy, call.
9.) Our birthday girl is just a sight for sore eyes. Skin – peach, .opa – class Surprising everyone!
10.) We sang congratulation ditties to everyone’s surprise. They rattled their heels so they could clap for us!
Cool ditties for mom's birthday
1.) We congratulate mommy with kind ditties. We'll kiss you on both cheeks and reward you with freckles!
2.) Your birthday is in the warm spring. Our mother is like spring, tender in herself.
3.) You kept, took care of, your beloved children. She helped us get up, she lost her strength.
4.) We adore mommy, we never offend her. And we won’t give you any offense, we’ll protect you from everything!
5.) Our mother is the hostess and prepares delicious food for us. Her pies with cabbage - We are ready to eat all day!
6.) Dad carries mom in his arms with adoration. And he kisses her simply with incontinence.
7.) Our mother can do anything, she can handle all problems. She leads the house like a great captain!
8.) I’ll take care of the tidying up and make Mommy happy. On her birthday I’ll make some buns for her!
9.) We don’t have money, mommy, to give gifts. But we will give you what we managed to make!
10.) Our mother is the best, the most beautiful, young, golden, be healthy, dear!
We also write ditties to order about your birthday boy
You can congratulate the birthday person not only with ditties, but also with funny scenes.
Ditties-congratulations on an anniversary or birthday to everyone: a woman and a man on their 50th anniversary, 55th anniversary, 60th anniversary and so on... Funny ditties for an anniversary or birthday will perfectly cheer up the hero of the day, decorate the holiday and help give interesting gifts . To ensure that ditties for a round anniversary are appropriate for a holiday, choose the texts of the ditties in such a way that among them there are no ditties with obscenities or vulgar ditties. After all, among the guests there will be not only adults, but also children! Have a wonderful atmosphere on your anniversary!
Anniversary ditties for men
1. We will sing ditties and go into a squat, we will enjoy the anniversary, and we will become famous!
2. I composed ditties for my anniversary all week! And now I’ll sing them to you, Don’t judge me as much as I can!
3. Anniversary, anniversary, Come to me soon! I'm not afraid of the anniversary! I'll be rejuvenated again!
4. For the young hero of the day, girls make eyes, Look at him, What kind of grandfather is he?
5. In this anniversary year, I will reach fifty dollars. I decided not to get bored, I’ll go look for my wife!
6. Our hero of the day is sad, He looks sad, Don’t be sad, dear, You’re still young!
7. Oh, the table is rich today, The treats are noble, Feed us, hero of the day, Do us a favor!
8. Oh, ditties, they are good, For the hero of the day for the soul, You give up on everything, Your age is truly golden!
9. Anniversary, anniversary, Our hero of the day is young, Be healthy and don’t be mopey, Love your wife!
10. In this anniversary year, Only luck awaits you, Have fun with your friends, Us, boys.
11. All the relatives have gathered, it’s a celebration for you! Eh, we walk until the morning, until white heat!
12. Today is your birthday, it was named a round date in honor of the rounding belly!
13. The hero of the day is young, the girls follow you! Don't frown your eyebrows, but warm up the girls!
Ditties for a woman's anniversary
1. Oh, ditties, they are good, I will sing them with all my heart. Sing along with me, praise the hero of the day!
2. They say, they say, That they grow old at fifty, Bullshit, nonsense, If the soul is young!
3. Your anniversary has arrived, don’t regret your mistakes. Think only about the good, About the young gentleman!
4. I won’t give such a beautiful woman even thirty, suitors cheerfully follow her in a noisy crowd!
5. The anniversary will come suddenly, Just don’t be sad, friend! We will cry, sing, and start life again!
6. Come dance, The hero of the day is with us, You are our beauty, So what if grandma!
If you need more ditties for your anniversary, then the ditties are further divided into categories by date:
At fifty, at fifty, Everything is just beginning, And girlish beauty is just emerging!
Don’t be sad that you’re 50, But you have experience and energy, You can do everything, you know, Make your dreams come true!
At 50, please don’t be sour, You are not a grandmother at all, You are a beautiful maiden, Smile for the joy of everyone!
Two A's - yes! Years well lived! Now come on, dare, fulfill all your plans!
You retired, And left your business, Now rest like a king! Well, don't forget us!
The hero of the day does not want to engage in nonsense, he is a business man, and very respectable!
Fifty and five again, We have a reason to rock! The anniversary year will pass, the hero of the day will be lucky!
Comic ditties for a woman’s 55th birthday
1. We respect you, our hero of the day, It’s even impossible to live a day without you.
2. Two A's are no big deal, This age is nonsense, My neighbor is one hundred and five, Try to overtake her!
3. You are so beautiful today And your hairstyle is just classy! And the men's eyes are burning, They will take you away, not even an hour.
4. Let life begin sweetly from today, May your skin be as smooth as a baby’s.
5. May health and luck not pass by, You always carry two fives for happiness with you.
6. You are a great specialist in your work, ready to move mountains in any weather.
7. You are cultured and diligent, and self-confident. You are probably not afraid of any work on Earth.
8. Fifty and five is not much According to the clock of the universe You are still at the threshold of a very long life.
9. May your health not fail you and may love come to your home. Grandchildren and children make us happy, And our gift is in an envelope!
At sixty, don’t hang your nose, And work like a locomotive! Always be on the move, and never give up!
At 60, 60... The hero of the day does not sit, The head is thinking - The hero of the day is running!
(a ditty for the hero of the day in connection with her retirement):
Whether in the garden, the hero of the day is 60, still young, come back!
So you've reached sixty and five now, put your hands on your feet and go ahead! To work, to the garden!
Sixty plus five, believe me, the anniversary is coming. Dry your tears, pull yourself up, do something necessary!
The anniversary happens sixty and five times.. Atas! Just don’t panic, it’s better to pamper yourself!
We will sing ditties on our seventieth birthday, in thirty years wait for us on our centenary!
Our dear hero of the day, You are not old yet! You are seventy+five, Cucumber again!
You are eighty years old, you are not a grandfather yet! You are young in your soul, And your character is golden!
You are eighty-five, Dry your tears again, Don’t be sad, but dance, Sing ditties for the soul!
Ninety – I respect you, This is not an easy age! And I wish you good health on your golden anniversary!
You are ninety-five, Smile at your destiny, In five years we will come, On your centenary!
The hero of the day is exactly one hundred! We are lucky to have you! We love you with all our hearts, for your good deeds!
Ditties for dad's 55th birthday (to order)
Assignment: The grandchildren (8 and 10 years old) will congratulate their grandfather on his 55th birthday, but I wanted to dress them up as the hero of the day’s grandfather and his wife – grandmother, and it’s as if they were singing ditties about each other (4 ditties from each).
A little about the hero of the day: Yurik (that’s what his wife calls him) is a fisherman, an avid hunter. A tank driver in the army. After school, I studied in Sasovo to become a pilot - I ran away and didn’t finish my studies. He worked as a Kamaz truck driver at LMMS, then as a fuel truck driver. Machine-Niva. They live in the village of Kriusha. He built a bathhouse, a greenhouse, and a gazebo. Often lies in the hospital with kidney stones. All my life with a mustache.
Wife-Tanya. Nurse at the Kriushinsky hospital (in three days). Two grandchildren. Daughter. Son-in-law. Matchmakers. He knows how to knit, bakes pies, bakes the meat he gets. She is from the village of Malinovka (he brought her from there after the wedding), her relatives live there now. This year I will retire on September 27 (also 55 years old)
Cool ditties for a friend's birthday, a man
We are ditties, dear friend, Let us sing to you now, Happy birthday, Let the problems roll away from your eyes!
You are, of course, a cool guy, which you have proven more than once, you conduct all your affairs in the right way, and at a feast you are just an ace!
Continue in the same spirit, Be successful and cool, Let the old women grumble around: An angel behind him!
Fir trees, pine trees, Vodka is not water, Pour one shot at a time, Let's have fun!
You have many advantages: Spleen is inappropriate in life, If necessary, in a strong word, send it away, damn it!
Never be upset, Be with good luck, Relax and have fun, Fulfilling all your dreams!
Let your pockets sag: I mean, there’s a whole lot of money, All beauties dream of falling asleep next to you!
Pine fir trees, So that everything is in a bunch, We drink without stopping, And then we’ll pour more!
With the breeze, without knowing any worries, Along the elite strip, Rush, sweeping away all adversity, In a luxurious Chevrolet!
Paris and Nice are waiting for you, Not just for words, So that you can enjoy life completely, to the end!
We wish you to visit, Wherever you want, more than once, And today, congratulating us, We give you a supply of vigor!
Fir trees, pine trees, More cheerful faces, To be brand new, Tomorrow we'll have a hangover!
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