Lyrics of songs of adaptations of popular songs for students
Reworking of the song “The Sea Spreads Widely” about students
The field was spread out modulo five In the distance the integrals stood The student was unable to take the derivative He was told in the dean’s office You can’t take the exam as an arap Our dean is dissatisfied with you Manage to prove Cauchy’s theorem Or you will be out of The university was fired.
“I’m glad to prove it, but the knowledge is gone.” His eyes grew dim. He saw a fading trace of the scholarship. Fell. The heart no longer beat. They ran up to him with cold water. They wanted to bring him back to his senses. But the teacher sadly shook his head - “Your arts are in vain.” For three days in the dean’s office, the dead man lay in the dean’s office, dressed in Pythagoras’ pants. In his hands, he held an academic record book. The only three warmed. They tied his sopromat to his feet And in the matrix the corpse was wrapped up And instead of a prayer, they read Bernoulli's theorem to him in memory. Students wait in vain for a friend in a pub. Science cannot exist without victims. And the sine graph runs away wave after wave along the abscis axis. The Marxist said his weighty word - “Matter does not disappear!” If a student dies, a huge burdock grows on his grave. In vain the old woman waits for her son to come home. They will tell her - she will burst into tears. The institute stands like an impregnable wall - It awaits other fools. Dubinushka
became a mathematician and stopped being sad - At the Math Department there is not life, but raspberries.
Only the matan contains all the salt, everything else is zero. And the philologist, biologist is a cudgel. Eh, colloquium, let's whoop. Maybe, oh, the matan will go himself. Let's teach, let's teach, Let's give it up. Here is a philologist sitting, he hasn’t slept for three nights, bending his back over his notes. I passed a hundred exams, took a hundred tests, And what remained was a cudgel - a cudgel. Chorus. We live at the Faculty of Mathematics, we chew integrals and solve difurs skillfully, and when it becomes unbearable, all the textbooks are gone, and the bullet is boldly painted. Chorus. Our dean's office does not sleep, the dean himself says: The picture of studies is unattractive. We don’t give a damn about that, we are sure that he himself is a big stick. Chorus. A remake of a song about students to the tune of Tamara Guercitelli's song - Vivat the King
Life is not a game, we are serious now, We are responsible for our country, Our whole life, and our role, So that it prospers on the planet, My country, and you and me, Students are boldly striving into battle, GMU specialists will lead you to success!!!
Chorus: Forward student, forward! Go student! Go student, go! Go student! Your moment has come! Go student, go! Go student! Go student, go! Go student! Student time has flown by! Rework of the song - “First thing is airplanes”
Sometimes we forget about studying, Even though we sleep lightly during lectures.
And not wanting to start the “tails,” we build spurs before the session. Chorus: Because, because we are students. The first thing is to pass the test, otherwise you’ll be screwed. Afterwards - music, loot, beer, absinthe. - Well, what about the girls!? - They’re going for the smoke. Song reworked for students to the tune of the Bremen Town Musicians. There is nothing better in the world than studying at the university, Lectures and sessions, tests, We never have freedom, We never have any freedom! Yes-Yes-Yes-Yes-Yes-Yes Yes-Yes-Yes-Yes-Yes Yes-Yes-Yes-e-e-e-e We will not forget our responsibility, We will continue to study further, Exams and sessions are not scary, We are very interested in learning! We are very interested in learning! Yes - Yes - Yes - Yes - Yes - Yes Yes - Yes - Yes - Yes - Yes Yes-Yes-Yes-e-e-e-e-e The university has become our second home, And like a dear home, it is very dear to us, We have become here all one family, And for 5 years we live with such a destiny, And for 5 years we live with such a destiny! Yes-Yes-Yes-Yes Yes-Yes-Yes Yes-Yes-Yes-Yes-Yes Yes-Yes-Yes-Yes Yes-Yes-Yes-e-e-e Alteration of the song by B. Grebenshchikov Old Man Kozlodoev Slides
onto triple student Kozlodoev.
And before he was an excellent student, but he began to attend drinking parties with friends, and as a result, he started drinking. It used to be that Kozlodoev passed the entire session ahead of schedule, and he was the headman, and he was also a trade union organizer until he started drinking. Kozlodoev loved alcoholic drinks and consumed liters of them. Kozlodoev served as the soul of the company and everyone respected him. And now, and now, overgrown with stubble and empty containers clanking, Kozlodoev crawls and looks for a reason to drink a bottle of wine. Remake of the Quest Pistols song - I'm tired
I prepared for the exams, But I was left with nothing.
The rules are now dictated to us by the TEST, but tell me why.. Is this necessary? It is impossible to solve them! I'm tired, I want to go home, so I can eat, And you're soaring TEST! I’m tired, I’m going to the bottom, I’m drowning in science, And you don’t care... I can’t find the answer to one question, I just don’t have the strength anymore. I will use the right spur, as if for thousands of years... This is necessary! It is impossible to solve them! I'm tired, I want to go home, so I can eat, And you're soaring TEST! I’m tired, I’m going to the bottom I’m drowning in science, And you don’t care... The song is an adaptation for students from the film Carnival Night
In our difficult life, we will give advice And we ask very much: “Listen to us” Because you will have to live here for a long time, And then you won’t have any problems chorus: And a smile without a doubt will suddenly touch your eyes And a good mood will never leave you again If you once did not take out a spur or a notebook on a big test Remember that there are people like that too, We have many more of them, Together disappear. chorus. If at the answer, lecture, knowing everything, Suddenly, without expecting, you received two. Remember that people are bad too, Here they are guilty of everything, having chosen you as a victim. If you were stabbed by an evil teacher and this act penetrated your heart, remember that there are many good people. We have many more of them, remember the chorus. If you once failed a test and you can’t study here anymore, know that there are many good places in the world, you will find better ones for yourself, believe us, friends. chorus.
A remade song by the group Ruki Verkh “My Baby” about students
We, all students, as one, sometimes want to rest from notes and difficult assignments. Well, today there is a reason for the whole crowd to sit down at the table. It is impossible not to celebrate the holiday. We will all forget about business, We will have so much fun that the neighbors will call for help. Well, when we get tired here, Drink, there are salads - Let’s get together and go to the club. Chorus: Today we celebrate Student's Day And we don't notice anything around, We hang out with all our might and just have a blast, We don't remember about couples at all. (2 times.) But all this is only until the morning... Well, I’m sure that we will be in a great mood We are not afraid of sadness and sadness. And if something doesn’t work out, stop being sad, comrade – that’s not why we called you. I suggest not to be bored, but specifically to light up, finish all your glasses as soon as possible. Hey, stop sitting there, staring at me, it’s time to dance.
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