A song for the class teacher for graduation or the last bell to the tune of “Beautiful is Far Away”
Our nerves are on edge We have known you for so many years And you watched over us So that we don’t do any harm And we, your children, stand Our hearts froze in our chests That we have time, you believe Our meetings are ahead Chorus: We dared to love you We want to come back to you And our congratulations Fly, fly, fly Let our congratulations reach your heart Childhood will end someday, After all, it is not forever. The guys have become adults, we'll fly away in all directions. For now we are just children. We still have to grow, grow! What time do we have, believe me? Our meetings are ahead. Chorus: We dared to love you We want to come back to you And our congratulations Fly, fly, fly Let our congratulations reach your hearts.
I'm standing at a stop -18+
The idea was given by the song “Standing at a half-station”: lyrics by M. Ancharov, music by I. Kataev
“I’m standing at a little stop in a colorful shawl, And trains are flying past And the rails, as usual, converge at the horizon... Where are you, my spring years? Where are you my spring years? ..."
and THE MIND-BLAGING CREATIONS OF CURRENT GENIUS. **************************************** **************************************** ************
I look at the squeezers, At every stop - Trains are rushing to the land of love... And the rails, as usual, all converge on Pornass In any, even mature, years, In any, even mature, years...
Ordinary life is boring for us, Boring, familiar - There is no love in it, women... And we want to love so much - The verse writes itself, Takes us to distant years, To the past without a sweet year...
Where are the decent men, workers, from the capital? The guy stayed on the sidelines! And, in market relations, to wish for the girls from the pictures - There is no normal man in the country! There is no normal man in the country!
So that our life gets better, The roads are laid down like a tablecloth, And the girls are taken in marriage by kings, Granddaughters of grandmothers will be taught not to bake pancakes in the oven - They will be taught the necessary rules of “love”, The tricks of the gold diggers of “love”... ...
Without tormenting them with advice, They will teach them to sing “about this”, To shoot negligee, like in porn films *... For a sweet life in the ring for them, With tattoos and thongs, To fight for husbands worthy of them... For money-bags, with a name, husbands.
Let them express themselves, Like ladies (C) dress up - On stage the stars sing naked! Look, the foreign people stole, They have public houses... And ours will go to school naked! Without boots they will go looking for love!
Since the girls have nothing to do all day from morning to evening - They are taught from childhood to sell their butts... To go to the little station, Throwing away the little tricks - You can’t see the goods under it at all! You can’t see the beauty and poses of a picture...
From the screens they were taught how to curl their curls, Porn models are crowded with herds... It’s a good profession, If we weigh all the income, But it’s a pity that only in young years... Alas! - But only in young years! Our tongue itches on the rails, And the Demon is making fun of us - He made our girls very happy: So that they don’t waste their beauty in vain, He laid a red tablecloth road along the rails to Pornas, He laid it beyond the horizon to Pornas...
* negligee
(French) - in theirs - thongs, top and
penguin
, and in ours - what used to be panties and a bra.
(And we have enough stumps of our own!)
Quote from the lyrics of the song: https://www.karaoke.ru/song/440.htm
“I’m standing at a stop” - backing track https://get-tune.net/?a=music&q=%EC%E8%ED%F3%F1%EE%E2%EA%E0+%F1%F2%EE%FE+%ED %E0+%EF%EE%EB%F3%F1%F2%E0%ED%EE%F7%EA%E5&page=4
A remake song for a man to the tune of “The snow is spinning. "
Today it’s been raining all day And there are many, many puddles around You remember, then everything was flooded with water too This is the splash of our meeting And you told me about the big and long roads of fate And it seemed to me that I would fly far behind the wheel of your car...
These places have not remembered such a shower of stars for a long time. We celebrate in May We celebrate your wonderful anniversary in May. Only fifty! Couples dance and fly and fly and the driver is told Fifty today Peter celebrates this holiday for you
On a wonderful holiday, On a wonderful holiday Oh, this May anniversary day The very first half-century The very first half-century And timid and timid Our Peter stepped Couples in the dance fly, fly And they say to the driver Fifty today Peter celebrates This holiday for you
The open spaces will stretch The open spaces will stretch To the farthest morning star And new roads And new roads Throughout life you will leave noticeable traces Couples in the dance fly, fly And the driver is told Fifty today Peter celebrates This holiday is for you
And there is water all around and we make plans like a blank sheet of paper And I want us to drive through a huge city together
Remade songs for your boss's birthday
Rework of a congratulation for the boss to the song “Exhibit” by the Leningrad group *** It happens in April: all the snowstorms have died down. On a beautiful spring day, our office is very happy. Today is our Eugene’s birthday, and we have no doubt, he is the main exhibit! *** Chorus: Dressed to the nines, oh, and in amazing pants! Always with a briefcase, oh, and amazing pants! ***Who's great?! Well done! Who's great?! Well done! Verse 2 It’s not difficult for us to admit, there is no word “impossible.” In the most complex matter, genius and nerves are like a rope. And everything will be as it should be, and we, of course, are glad that on a warm day in April it is the main exhibit! *** Chorus verse 3 On a beautiful day in April, please accept congratulations, We wish you happiness and blessings in everything a hundredfold! Good luck and luck and lots of fun, On a beautiful day in April, you are the best exhibit!
The song has been reworked to congratulate the boss, the director, based on a song from the Bremen Town Musicians *** They say that gypsies all lie, But today it was not in vain that we brought cards with us - To tell fortunes on the king. Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, Tell fortunes for the king. Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, Eh-ma! *** Holiday at the Big Boss, Let's tell fortunes, no question, Beloved Boss will be happy every day! Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, Every day we are loved by the Boss! Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, Eh-ma! *** The gypsies will tell you everything, They won’t hide anything, About success everything at once - The cards tell the truth! Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, The cards speak the truth! Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, Eh-ma!
For the director’s birthday, a reworked text based on the song “Nadezhda” *** A famous star is shining for us - This is our general director (genius). We follow him everywhere and forever, Because he is simply a unique chef. (Name and Patronymic) given See the fairway of business in the sea. Together with the captain, we will cross the crisis equator into the storm. *** Chorus: The whole team will shout: “Hurray! Happy birthday, our wise boss!” And happiness is forged right in the morning. The hammer is waiting for us and the anvil is waiting for us. *** And it’s still impossible to forget, How difficult it was for everyone during the emergency. But for the boss we are one family. He then gave us a wonderful rest: We fought in paintball under fire, At the bowling alley the pins were all broken, Together we visited God’s House for the cherished blessed prayer. *** With (Name and Patronymic) we will go through Crises, “reforms” and defaults. We will defeat all enemies together with the flagship of the commercial fleet!
The text of a reworked song to congratulate the boss, director on his birthday to the tune of the driver's song L. Agutin Old songs about the main thing *** Again the boss celebrates his birthday, We happily go to his carpet, Again we raise our toast to him. For his health, passion and enthusiasm! He is not afraid of default and crisis, loves to win without unnecessary phrases, his favorite business will flourish, because our boss is a workaholic! I went through everything - both water and copper pipes, But the soul, as before, burns with fire. May there be good luck both in service and in friendship, Happiness, success, and elation! He is not afraid of default and crisis, loves to win without unnecessary phrases, his favorite business will flourish, because our boss is a workaholic! Even if we have to swim against the tide in the market, we know one thing: We will definitely achieve success in business, It’s not for nothing that we were so lucky with our boss! He is not afraid of default and crisis, loves to win without unnecessary phrases, his favorite business will flourish, because our boss is a workaholic! Once again the Chief celebrates his birthday, We happily go to his carpet, Again we raise our toast to him. For his health, passion and enthusiasm! Default and crisis are not scary for him, He loves to win without unnecessary phrases, Let his beloved business prosper, Because our boss is a workaholic!
The song is a remake of “Music has bound us” for the 30th anniversary of the head of the department *** Forget your business, our dear Alexey! We congratulate you, today is your anniversary. *** We come running to the Department again and again, We know for sure what draws us here, We can’t stay without you for long! *** You are so good, our wise boss Alyosha! We repeat in response to all persuasion: they will not separate us, no! *** Kind, cheerful, strong, smart, handsome, stylish, And we repeat in response to all persuasion - they will not separate us, no! *** We are at work now, here we have more fun together, You are the boss - the highest class, happy anniversary, Alexey! *** You come here again and again, Why is it that pulls you so much - you know for sure, You know - you can’t live without us for long either! *** We adore you, we respect you very much, And we repeat in response to all persuasion: they will not separate us, no! *** Happy holiday, we wish you happiness, And we repeat in response to all persuasion: they will not separate us, no!
Ditties on the Chief's Birthday *** And our boss has an anniversary today And in honor of the holiday we will ask for an increase of one hundred rubles *** Dear....(Name and Patronymic) Congratulations on the holiday. Remain such a responsible boss *** Oops, oops For six months without a salary, I feed on God’s spirit And my pants are patched *** Happy birthday, dear Director, happy anniversary We bought you a big cake But we already ate it all *** We came to the director to ask for a raise Well, at least we got something, For example, by slurps *** Oops, I'm the director of a private security company. Strategically I'm important, I guard the paper warehouse *** Our hog-eating director doesn't give maternity leave to women He knocks everyone up himself, And then doesn't pay *** I don't walk past the boss's office doing nothing That's the report I’ll slip it under the door or offer you coffee *** We knocked on the director’s door. Maybe an hour, maybe three. The boss was there negotiating with the secretary inside *** Our director did a great job. He gave everyone a salary. Well, if he hadn’t given it to us, we would have burned the house down!
To the tune of the song “It’s time to hit the road” for the 35th anniversary of the young director *** Tonight, evening, evening, Without the hero of the day, let’s face it, there’s nothing to do. We all gathered at the table, pour glasses full, and sing a song for his health. *** chorus: It's time for us to celebrate, It's time to celebrate, to celebrate our friendly anniversary! And celebrate this day in a large company of colleagues and friends! Even if you’re only 35 today, so be it! Don't lower the director's bar! We'll keep a strict watch, you can't hide from us, you know that! *** We see a brave, brave, brave man, slender, handsome, daring! We wish you to be among friends, not only on this anniversary, so let's move the glasses in this toast as soon as possible! *** chorus: It's time for us to celebrate, It's time to celebrate, to celebrate our friendly anniversary! And celebrate this day in a large company of colleagues and friends! Even if fate is sometimes cruel to us, let it be! In response to her, make your jokes. Watch just as strictly: Don’t allow despondency around! *** Tonight, evening, evening, There is nothing to do without our dear hero of the day. We will drink once, we will drink twice - we will drink only for you, But so that tomorrow you don’t have a headache!
A comic song - an adaptation for the Director's Anniversary to the tune of A. German's song “And I like him!” *** Let them say: “Our director is strict!” And the “name of the enterprise” has already been taken over by many. Let them say: “He doesn’t choose his words, When he scolds, when he scolds” *** Chorus: But we like him, like him, like him, Even though sometimes he is cooler than a thunderstorm And we like him, like him, like him And for his smile and for his kindness eyes! *** And we like him, like him, like him. And in the world as a whole there is no other chef like him! And we like him, like him, like him. May he have enough strength for another two hundred years! *** Even if sometimes he is “out of sorts”, But he always “cools down” quickly. Let him give out a lot of instructions, When he misses us on the road. *** Chorus *** Everyone says: “It’s not at all easy to achieve career growth in our system,” But he “plowed” and that growth became possible. Grow further, we will all help! *** Chorus
Congratulations to the boss on his birthday to the tune of the song “Fortune Teller” (“Fashion changes every day”) *** Every day a huge mail pours into our department. Everything is serious and important and urgent - So we run around the floors! *** Chorus: What can I say, what can I say, We know how to work And relax very amicably, Forgetting about all our worries! *** Our attentive leader will always support and understand us - a good friend and a good teacher. In general, we are lucky with the management!
Lyrics of the song congratulating the boss to the tune of “Be healthy - live richly” *** Be healthy, live richly, Let there be everything you need for this. We wish you on your holiday, that every day of yours will be decorated with success! Let our market share grow quickly. And let there be no rest for competitors. So that income grows by leaps and bounds, And there is wealth for many years! Let there be more frequent reasons for joy, celebrate your successes and invite us! And if the problem needs to be solved urgently, we will support you in everything, because we are a team! We still have a little more to wish: May you earn a million a day. And if two million arrive, there will be twenty or a hundred ways to make them! Be healthy, live richly, May you have everything you need for this! Let there be everything you need for happiness!
To the tune of the song “Scows full of mullets...” song from subordinates to the boss for the Anniversary *** All of our friendly team We came to you for the anniversary, And we found the hero of the day In complete beauty! *** Chorus: We will not sing about Odessa at all, We sing for (Name and Patronymic). We congratulate you on your anniversary, and we are singing about this now. *** We wish to continue to live, not knowing Anxieties, sorrows and worries, And so that our favorite work Saves us from worldly worries. *** Chorus.
Congratulations from the boss to the tune of the song “Let them run clumsily...” *** Why we are having fun, we don’t skimp on words Why there are so many guests Don’t guess in vain, it has become clear to everyone that today is a big anniversary. *** Chorus: Let them play at least on spoons, And our friendly choir will sing, It would be nice if there were anniversaries every year. With respect, with love, we wish you health and glorious victories in your work. Well, don’t be shy, and in return, try to live up to a hundred years without sadness. *** Chorus. Our hero of the day is delighted and rejuvenated in soul, Next to him the whole team sings, We congratulate you on your anniversary, we wish you happiness. Well, everything else will come.
