Lyrics of remade popular songs
A remake song about payday to the tune of “A smile will make it more fun...” *** Payday will make it more fun, Even a light bulb will light up because of payday, The refrigerator will become fuller, Even a skinny cat will wake up from hunger. *** Chorus: And then, for sure, I will buy myself wine, sweets for the children, and lipstick for my wife. The pay makes me slightly fly into the clouds. I don’t need more happiness than the pay. *** For my paycheck, I’ll insert a tooth for myself and take the cat to the hospital to be neutered. Don’t think that you are very stingy, But the pay is not good for more. *** Chorus: the same.
SONG ABOUT PINDYK and KIRDIK. (Remake of Lyapis Trubetskoy’s song “Spring”) *** When the board ends and the little bull sighs, When the dumb Gerasim throws a little dog into the river, When a ship with DiCaprio hits a huge iceberg with its stem, When you punch someone in the face, and suddenly the whole village gathered, *** Know - this is a pindyk, next to him the bastard is flapping his wings. Know - this is a paragraph, this is a kirdyk, the end will not miss! *** When a grasshopper sitting in the grass is eaten by a frog, When a student comes to an old woman with a hatchet in his hand, When a hungry bear has driven you onto a thin pine tree, When Chapaev is trying to swim across a cold stream, *** Know - this is the Urals, next to it is the Amur You're wasting your energy in vain. Don’t dial number nine-one-one, you won’t pay for the call! *** When a mustachioed policeman pats you on the knee, And leads you by the arms, but not to prison, but straight to the wall, When a bald soldier wants to climb on a bulldog, When, having failed the eighth test, a student bites a teacher, When a gray-haired professor is under rain jumps briskly through the puddles, And from the dorm window a machine gunner shoots at him, *** Know - this is a pipe, there are faucets next to it, so I washed myself! Know - this is kaput, did you understand what you were covered with? *** Pindyk crept up again unnoticed, Grabbed by the throat, drunk and barefoot, Love comes in the spring in a green dress, Pindyk always comes in white and with a braid
COME BACK, FOREST BOAR...(Aida Vedishcheva “Forest Deer”) *** Once in one of the European countries a wild boar ran through the city. He ran and grunted as he went - He was still looking for some kind of food. *** Chorus: Come back, forest boar, According to my desire. Drive me away, wild boar, To your own country like a wild boar, Where pines rush into the sky, Where reality lives and fiction Drive me away quickly, forest boar. *** He ran and grunted: “Oh-oh-oh! I want to be a domestic pig! I’m tired of the enemy bickering, I want to shave, damn it!!!” *** Chorus: Well, what are you, a boar, You must be crazy! Come home, boar, there is not enough of you for everyone!!! Here are bare plains, Here they eat pork. Go, go home, forest boar!!!
OH, FROST, FROST... (Folk, drinking) *** Once I was walking home having fun Thugs, oh they gave me a thug Thugs, oh they gave me a blow *** Oh, they gave me a blow, they worked hard Apparently they studied karate Apparently they studied karate *** I I’m lying down and I’m resting I see a crowbar lying on the ground I see a crowbar lying on the ground *** As soon as I take the crowbar in my white hands And I don’t know what I’ll do to you And I don’t know what I’ll do to you *** There are no tricks against him “ Come here!” - he shouted after them, “Come here!” - he shouted after them *** If he had been silent more, he would have carried less away. To my misfortune, the crowbar froze to the ground. To my misfortune, the crowbar froze to the ground.
Song about Hedgehogs (to the tune of the song “Where the Motherland Begins”) *** How do hedgehogs reproduce? - So that there are more hedgehogs. So that their tribe lives and multiplies - They lie on top of each other. Or maybe they reproduce from pictures about naked hedgehogs, which are often published in foreign magazines?.. *** How do hedgehogs reproduce? - Because they want to sleep Much more than they want to pick mushrooms in the forest for the winter. Or maybe they reproduce from the spring call of the starling? Although no one has fully figured out the influence of starlings: *** Why do hedgehogs reproduce? - Is it because they drink milk? But it’s unlikely from the birch tree in the field, Because it’s high up. Or maybe they multiply, Having left on business at dawn, From good and faithful comrades Living in the next hole?.. *** Why do hedgehogs multiply?
Verka Serduchka - Dolce Gabbana (Clothes from the market) *** And I’m walking all over in clothes from the market, I’m walking all over with Hosni Mubarak. I'm walking on land, I don't need sushi... I'm walking all dressed up in clothes from the market... *** I'm already forty-nine, It's scary to look at my passport. He said I'm the worst on the planet. Why didn’t I find the skeleton on an evil night? Give me a bottle of cola, Give me a bicycle... *** He is in Chinese clothes - “Chinese Bazaar”. Maybe I should have gone to a Chinese bar?? The Buryats will meet us there, Not the Chinese, no... I'll order a bottle of cola, I'll steal a bicycle... *** He came from Taimyr to the Kazan station. He didn’t eat the shawarma that I was selling... Some hundred-year-old grandfather ate it... Give me a bottle of cola, Give me a bicycle... *** He doesn’t call or write for thousands of years... He sits in front of the TV all day long... -He watches “Margosha” ? -Of course not. “Santa Barbara” he watches, And stole a bicycle... *** chorus
Song about heating batteries (Bugs “Battery”) *** I’ll put on a scarf and a coat, I’ll curl up under the blanket. I’ll turn on the stove, and then I’ll smear myself with thick lard. Hot alcohol and milk won't warm me up. After all, the batteries still won’t turn on. *** O-O batteries (2 times) *** And everything seems to be as always, And everything seems to be normal, And there’s even water in the tap, Although in solid form. Even the window is frozen, Although it lies by the door. It's time for us to turn on these batteries. *** O-O batteries (2 times) *** And only in early spring, When the pipes cry, I lose my peace And express myself rudely. After all, summer will come soon, And the sun will warm you up. And then the batteries will definitely be turned on for us. ***O-O batteries(3 times)
TIRED TOYS ARE SLEEPing Remake - a song about drunkards *** Tired toys are sleeping, books are sleeping Voblas and beer mugs are waiting for the guys We're very tired during the day We want a drink - there's no urine Put the mug down, fill it *** If you're drunk you can sleep off on the table And rush off to the police station goat To mock the sergeant And then go to the hospital Close your eyes, bye bye *** Bye bye, all people should sleep at night Bye bye, tomorrow will be day again And the plumber and the builder The sobering-up center is waiting for you all Close your eyes, bye bye.
A funny song about PINDYK. (Lyapis Trubetskoy “Spring”) *** When the board ends and the little bull sighs, When the dumb Gerasim throws a little dog into the river, When the ship with DiCaprio hits a huge iceberg with its stem, When you punched someone in the face, and suddenly got ready the whole village, *** Know - this is a pindyk, next to him the punk is flapping his wings. Know - this is a paragraph, this is a kirdyk, the end will not miss! *** When a grasshopper sitting in the grass is eaten by a frog, When a student comes to an old woman with a hatchet in his hand, When a hungry bear has driven you onto a thin pine tree, When Chapaev is trying to swim across a cold stream, *** Know - this is the Urals, next to it is the Amur You're wasting your energy in vain. Don’t dial number nine-one-one, you won’t pay for the call! *** When a mustachioed policeman pats you on the knee, And leads you by the arms, but not to prison, but straight to the wall, When a bald soldier wants to climb on a bulldog, When, having failed the eighth test, a student bites a teacher, When a gray-haired professor is under rain jumps briskly through the puddles, And from the dorm window a machine gunner shoots at him, *** Know - this is a pipe, there are faucets next to it, so I washed myself! Know - this is kaput, did you understand what you were covered with? *** Pindyk crept up unnoticed again, grabbed him by the throat, drunk and barefoot, Love comes in the spring in a green dress, Pindyk always comes in white and with a braid.
An adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood's song about traffic jams in Moscow *** If it's a long, long, long time, If it's a long, long, long time, If it's a long time along the strip, Along the bus lane You'll be driving around the traffic jams, Then maybe, then of course, Then probably, probably, right, Then maybe, maybe, maybe, You will pay a large fine! *** AAA - Fines in the capital are this wide, AAA - Fines in the capital are this high, AAA - Both bankers and taxi drivers, AAA - And pop artists, AAA - They won’t bear this fine! AAA – They won’t bear this fine! *** And as soon as soon, And as soon as on the strip, On the trolleybus path, You meet the traffic police, Then perhaps, then of course, The officers will say tenderly, Very quietly, very tenderly: “Give me a million rubles!” *** AAA - Fines in the capital are this wide, AAA - Fines in the capital are this high, AAA - Crocodiles - hippos, AAA - Monkeys - sperm whales, AAA - They will not bear this fine! AAA – They won’t bear this fine! *** But of course, but of course If you are so timid, And thrifty with money, It’s better to take the subway. Roads are of no use to you, slopes and congestion, timid boxes-in-a-traffic, take care of your wallet! Why do you need fines this wide? Why do you need fines this high? AAA - And bankers and taxi drivers, AAA - And pop artists, AAA - They won’t bear this fine! AAA – They won’t bear this fine!
Cool remake of Nautilus Pompilius - I want to be with you (I want a sandwich) *** Early in the morning I opened my eyes. I washed, got dressed, and went to the toilet. But when I opened the refrigerator, I saw the most terrible landscape - There is nothing more. *** I want a sandwich. I want a sandwich. I want a sandwich so bad... I want a sandwich and I will eat a sandwich. *** You can’t smell the sausage, let alone eat it. The butter is rancid, the cheese is moldy! And no one here has ever seen caviar, Even the last pate Someone took it and finished it... *** I want a sandwich. I want a sandwich. I want a sandwich so bad... I want a sandwich and I will eat a sandwich. In a kitchen with a whitewashed ceiling, With the right to eat. At the scratched table, With the desire to devour.. *** And I took out bread, took a board and a knife... And I cut these fingers because they cannot touch you! I looked into these faces and wanted to stuff them, Because they don’t have you And they don’t want to eat!! *** I want a sandwich. I want a sandwich. I want a sandwich so bad... I want a sandwich, but I won’t eat a sandwich... At the scratched table I ate sugar without tea, I got up and went to work With the desire to devour...
Paraphrases about different things
The selection consists of the original lyrics of the song and redone lyrics from different authors. Thematic alterations can be used for humorous concert numbers, as well as skits and scripts for various holidays and events.
Original “March of the Heights” Performer: From the film “Height”
You are not stokers, not carpenters (as of February 23)
You are not stokers, not carpenters, Not oligarchs, not singers, You are very valuable workers, yes, Husbands and the best fathers!
Behind you, the house is stronger than a fortress, And we are as if behind a wall, Forgive us for attempts at jealousy, yes, We are yours in heart and soul!
We really have nothing to worry about when there are men nearby! Today you are the heroes of the evening, yes, Poems and songs in your honor!
Do not refuse us your courtesy And invite us to dance, Otherwise, without you, without your tenderness, yes, We will cry and suffer!
You are not stokers, not carpenters... (for managers)
You are not stokers, not carpenters, But there are no bitter regrets! You are management workers, And the women's choir sends greetings to you! The wind of change has tossed your curls, And your burden is not light - yet! But everyone here is a superman, and your brand is high!
Do not refuse us the courtesy of Accepting gifts from dear ladies, all ladies! So that what we feel for you does not remain unknown! Let your wishes come true, Days without love and in vanity are not the same! In all matters and on dates, we wish you to be on top!
It's not so easy to be a teacher... (school)
It's not so easy to be a teacher, We realized this a long time ago. Parents talk about this, books and movies talk about this. And we are so often convinced that your thoughts are pure. And we bow before you, And we present you with flowers.
March of the High Altitudes (original)
Words: V. Kotov Music: R. Shchedrin
We are not stokers, not carpenters, But there are no bitter regrets! And we are high-altitude installers And we send greetings to you from above!
The wind of the heights ruffled my curls and kissed the clouds lightly. You won’t look down on such a height, my dear!
Do not refuse me the courtesy of walking with me a little back and forth, Otherwise my love and beauty will perish in obscurity!
You stop my suffering, The minutes of life in emptiness are not the same, And let our first date be on top!
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