Funny birthday greetings to your boss
Our close-knit team, putting aside all work, is here to respectfully congratulate you on your birthday.
And we would like to wish you: You need to rest more. You should go to the sea. Well, twenty-five days!
We promise that without you, devastation will not come all at once. We will carry out the plan and submit the report on time.
We, of course, are not gifts, It’s difficult to manage us, Only our boss does everything without a blot!
We wish you patience, Definitely, ten tons, And great luck The carriage will be shipped to you!
Let the money be everywhere: In bags, in the safe, on the table! And your dreams will come true, so that your life will be more fun!
Happy birthday to the coolest boss in the world! I wish that everything in life will be as the pike dictates, I wish you a lot of money and cheerfulness of soul, I wish you health and strength, like Ilya Muromets, great happiness and eternal peace.
On your birthday, we have one order: Every month we issue a cool order for bonuses!
Be loyal, not scandalous, Be cool and punctual. Keep your word strong, encourage weekends!
To be healthy and successful, and to be rich, of course. Prosper year after year, lead our team!
The team wishes the boss to be as healthy as anyone, and to steer his work clearly, like his own car.
Let the clients pour in, Carry money with them, Competitors will feel bitter, As if they had eaten grapefruit.
May your family always support you, may they give you inspiration, may success, luck, and happiness love you very much!
Dear leader, A true super leader, You are our brain center, Behind you is like behind a wall!
Please accept congratulations on this glorious birthday! Be the same strong core, Smart, correct, as before!
May life bestow health, May luck crown, Happiness, joy, luck, And further advancements!
Like a thundercloud, He passes by us And with one stern look He plunges everyone into ecstasy.
We try to lower our shoulders, so as not to anger the main man in the suit.
Fair, but harsh. Complaining is simply a sin. We don't need someone new, Our boss is the best!
A red day, marked “IMPORTANT”, This day is on the calendars, And we walk bravely On shaking legs.
Someone squeaked: “Happy birthday!” And the menacing face changed, And our beloved boss appeared with a kind aura.
We read congratulations, holding tears of joy. Our soul is embedded in our poem.
We wish you a lot of happiness and family warmth, and illnesses and bad weather will burn to the ground in the fire!
Let work be a joy, And successes be the envy of everyone. And the salary is in bags, the team is always with you!
Cheerful mood to you, and good luck, and luck. So that all matters are resolved, Life is happy!
We wish that they don’t give us a hat, They always let us go home early, They gave us time off with double pay, No matter what this might entail, We wish you vacation all year round, At the same time, the salary, so to speak, is decent, And every week there are five days off, So that there were no extra-curricular or night shifts, Let everything be smooth and smooth at work, Successful, easy and always chocolatey!
Happy birthday, boss, team leader, example of kindness, patience and workmanship!
We solemnly wish you that your life will be like honey, and your account will have a large income that grows and grows every day.
So that clients do not be rude, Competitors are expected to fail, So that you defeat everyone with your charisma!
Let the morning begin with good news! There will be no annoying guests from the tax office.
Workers work without swearing or quarreling. And they don’t run into the yard for an hour or two to smoke.
Money comes into your account, Expenses do not increase, And everyone takes care of your valuable nerves.
On your birthday, I wish you to relax like this at least once, and breathe a deep sigh of joy without worries!
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Text of the book “Songs-remakes and mischievous ditties for anniversaries, weddings, corporate events”
On the boss's birthday
To the melody of the song “ON YOUR BIRTHDAY”
I can’t give you, boss, on your birthday For a hundred bucks, gifts, Gratitude and respect. I can only speak words. I can sit at the table all day while waiting for a task... But in the early hours of lack of sleep, doing work is simply a waste! Our company is almost a hostel: So many things to do, so many words, so many topics! Hundreds of gossip give rise to the discovery of how our employee lives and with whom. Don’t think: I’m a dreamy little guy, I’m in awe of my colleagues - yes, of the ladies! And I’ll give you the last wonderful shirt on this day, our boss!
Anniversary of our company
To the melody of the song “LYRICAL SONG”
from the film “Hearts of Four”
Everything around has become so successful and wonderful, And in the glass the vodka gurgles, not water. We are celebrating the anniversary of our company, and, clearly, Now you can’t leave it anywhere, You’ll never leave it anywhere! And our boss won’t let the specialist go anywhere, The Nightingales will sing songs from the Factories. There is no love for your boss without sadness, and this is more fun than sex without love! And there are plenty of bonuses, and dividends are growing, and you can hear the boss’s perky speech. Let's increase profits many times over - not by interest, so that money can flow like rivers into your pocket, Ah, into your account forever!
What are the plans summed up there?
To the tune of the song “WHY IS THE HEART SO DISTURBED?”
from the film “True Friends”
What is in the plans, what is summarized in the plans? The anniversary struck a chord: Many songs have been written about the team, But we will sing one more about the company. In our company we will work until our graves - We are not too lazy to bring benefits to ourselves. And the boss looks at you in a special way, Distributing gifts on the anniversary day. You and I will go through all defaults without timidity, We will enter into trading with any exchange. There will be no white spots left on the globe, No matter where the logo or brand is known to you and me. We will also light up women with a white shirt, To their hearts we are on our way. We will call all products that are daring for competitors, Firms with a well-known name. We are recognized by the States, Poland and Spain, Bill and Charles, Hans, Mustafa, Panas. Well, at a time of global prosperity, Old people and children will sing about us!
The company has no relatives
To the melody of the song “AND WE HAVE ONE GIRL IN OUR YARD”
And in the industrial zone we have one group, She’s wormed her way among the world’s companies, Nobody knows about her for the time being... Chorus:
For a car, housing I would change it... But I’m sitting in it - There is no relative company! There is a guy there, our boss, I recently met him. But I would go on reconnaissance with that guy. Without fear, I would go against the enemy with a man. No downtime in the team - not a night, not a day. What is my name, do my friends and family remember me? There is only one team - my whole family. Don't stagnate - let's move forward. So the fame of us is already spreading throughout the world... I run and scream, my pride takes over me!
In your office
To the melody of the song “ON YOUR PORCH”
from the film “Wedding with a Dowry”
In your office I dream of being together, conferring there, so that I am unable to part for a moment. “I want bonuses!” - I’ll say, I’ll suggest an idea to Delna... So in my dreams I walk past your stylish windows! And cabinets, and tables, Chairs, even floors. I’m ready to wipe, you’re so dear! Not so that the dirt is washed off from them - So that the fairy tale comes true: With my dear boss I spun in the dance of love! To the millions on the way I'm ready to go Not from eight to five - Overtime from eight to eight!.. To live unbearably, without loving, And I ask you: Chopping the truth, Take me into your life, boss!!!
Nice flower employees
To the melody of the song “GOOD FLOWERS IN THE GARDEN IN SPRING”
Flower employees are good, like everyone takes off their fur coats in the spring. They will bring it to the point There are lights in the eyes!.. In reality, the turn is completely different. As if the boss’s happiness is not far away. I drink wine again, like a young man. Once again, as if on a porch, a heart will jump out!.. It’s like it hasn’t happened to me for a long time. This doesn’t happen in business: Plans all go to hell. The feeling kills, And one nods!.. There is no more exciting time than spring. Nice flower employees...
For you, dear boss
To the melody of the song “FOR YOU”
For you, dear boss, for you I so want to be a cool Clerk. All plans are like a groundhog, Execute clearly on time, Forget about working “to the left”. Believe me, dear boss, believe me, Like the charter of our company, loving, To do everything, not to get tired, To become the most valuable For you, for you, for you! The joy of money is brighter than the rainbows in the sky. There will be winters... We are irresistible. Millions will be in love with us. The point is small: We'll knock down our competitors! For you, dear boss, for you, Blindly enduring overtime, The dawn of new plans, Maybe by January I’ll give you a kiss! Believe me, dear boss, believe me, Loving flowers and gifts, Get money from the bank, The most glorious to become For you, for you, for you! We will repeat your name more than two hundred times - endlessly. And from “az” to “yat” We do a lot of things. Our company will be like love - an eternal company, an eternal company. So that you are only from us, So that you are from us again Even stunned! For you, dear boss, for you Each of us wants to be the best: All things are like a groundhog, Do it cool and on time, Only respect and love you...
In the circle of a cheerful drunkard
To the melody of the song “STANDING AT A HALF STOP”
from the film “Day by Day”
I’m standing like a lady In a circle of cheerful drunks, And the boss floats past like an ace. And thoughts, as usual, converge into a very wise toast: We strengthen our union with fortified wine! There was a sports intern who was disgusted with work, and in her skull there were dances and grass. But I realized: it’s imaginary! – I am now irreplaceable, I am right in everything before my colleagues! I’m not alone - with my husband, in - I don’t weave the lace of an office romance and intrigue. In business I fly like a bird, And every night I dream of a tabletop column of papers and books! The plan they gave will not be forgotten, What they ordered will come true: I have been the best employee for a long time. How did it happen in the team that everything is embroidered with bucks? My career is a miracle canvas?! I’m standing like a lady...
Our business will never be lost!
To the melody of the song “THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN”
In the office window there are feathered clouds, Even the hour seems endless. The cooler in the computer spins slightly. But don’t put us to sleep with work!.. The plan was given to us from above. No, not for a year - The owner gave us an hour of labor!.. It won’t be lost, it won’t be lost, Our business will never be lost! The clouded look of sobered eyes And the task is a little strange... After the boss’s words for the first time in my life, we don’t want to screw everything up together. The plan was given to us from above. There is drink, food. And if we get a puncture, we’ll burn with shame! It will not be lost, it will not be lost, our business will never be lost! The pilot's song flows like a stream. The “green” ones rustle in your hand. Why should we grieve, what should we be sad about? - The prize is not far from us! The plan was given to us from above. That's not nonsense. We'll take that fish out of the pond! It will not be lost, it will not be lost, our business will never be lost!
Where can we get such a deal?
To the tune of the song “WHERE CAN I GET THIS SONG?”
Where can we get such a deal - Not steel, not sugar or flax - Not for a bag-car, not for small change, For a million dollars at once?! So that the company takes off in the rankings and hires new staff. Great things to do both for the soul and for the body! Our advertisements are for people to look at, driving everyone crazy, both in New York brothels and in Moscow houses! And so that we can work hard without any guys and girls, And in the summer we can relax together on the most distant islands!!!
Song about trade
To the melody of the song “SONG OF LOVE”
from the film “A Simple Story”
With a large tray at the intersection No more rushing with small goods. Let it be easy for us to live without retail... But how can we live in the world without trade? Let the saleswoman deceive us - With the change, she may even put in a waste. Let our wallet become lighter... But how can we live in the world without trade? Wholesale, maybe there was no need to take it and rush to a million-dollar profit? Oh, luck would love us!.. Well, how can we live in the world without trade? Where to get away from the bucks in packs - Franklin and I like to be friends so much. But our heart is in the rusty three-ruble note! How can one live in the world without banknotes?!
Send me a fax, call me!
To the tune of the song “CALL ME, CALL ME”
Send me a fax, call me, my payer, for God's sake. Bring your debt to me, If only life would be so miserable. I will say goodbye to melancholy - Just forget cheap pride!.. How I need to hear your voice, How I want to hear your voice, Your longed-for voice! There are long days without payment. Are your debts bothering you? I don’t know. In the bank, from friends, relatives. Take the money, I conjure. Let them send from afar, Part with the dacha yourself, with the Volga, So that the beep sounds long, Like heavenly thunder, long The long-awaited call! Pay it off! Know that in fate I don’t mean a penny. I will forgive you another debt - I won’t hang myself, I won’t pay. I’ll pay for something myself, or through connections I’ll get it again. All the same, I will become a friend, I will become the best friend of a Businessman, I’m not tearing up!!!
Chief accountants can do anything!
To the melody of the song “KINGS CAN EVERYTHING”
In the company, once upon a time, we once had one chief accountant. He instilled fear in us as best he could with his bills. I didn’t catch flies with nets, I had two ladies with glasses, But, however, the song is not about him, but about money! Then the boss was running things alone, Life without her would not have been stupider or sadder. The chief accountant needed her more than anyone else, the old man decided that he would marry her! Chief accountants can do everything, Chief accountants can do everything - And raise to heights, And reduce to ruin. But like fleas, don’t love them, No one can marry for love, Not one chief accountant! “I’m marrying her, yes, I’m going to marry her right now!” - the chief accountant said... And everyone ran to the smoking room: oh and ah! Oh, there was a scandal in the office, Oh, and there was a scandal in the bank... Well, really, the song is not about them, but about money! And the chief accountant went to the registry office with another accountant - he was tired of annoying the boss. But the one who saw, wow, the sight of that wife naked, would not envy the Chief Accountant!!!
There is a new boss
To the melody of the song “YOU ARE IN THE WORLD”
Now we have a new boss, I know, and every hour of work I live with his tasks, both in dreams and in reality. I need one salary from him, This is what I wish: To the millions in the bank on the way To enter his office. Enter, carrying a large report, Enter, easily rustling with shoe covers. Enter with your soul... But will your soul accept it?! Let my benefit be scanty, let the harm be enormous, - Sadness will not fall on the boss as a shadow, Only he will remember my appearance. We have a boss now, I know, we have a new one. This is what I pray for: Give me a promotion on the way! Log in to your office!!!
You will give everything!
To the melody of the song “A MILLION SCARLET ROSES”
Once upon a time there lived a boss. He had castles and yachts. But he loved the secretary, the one who is whiter than chalk. He sold a third of his business, To buy her underwear, Rub suntan cream into her young body! “You will give everything, you will give everything, you will give everything!” - he shouted. “If you, if you, if you are also in love, Whoever is in love with secretaries, with secretaries, with secretaries, will turn his office, his office into a fitness club!” In the morning you’re hanging out at the door - There’s a ton of things on the table!.. You’re thinking about how she can get a Chinese massage as quickly as possible. And the soul rejoices, Yes, let the rumor be right: Rush with it, barely breathing, To the mountains or to the islands! Let their two wings burn, The house will turn into a hangar, Let them remember: she was a Virgo in life! And a southern tan. He’s hungry, he’ll be barefoot, Reminiscent of a goat... Our boss will sometimes remember his secretary without ill will!!!
Colleague, ah!
To the tune of the song "VERNISAGE"
We were at the meeting. Souls and minds clashed: “They didn’t agree with me!” - My project was beautiful, good, so why did you criticize it?! - Well, as a specialist, am I worth something?! - No, I’m the main specialist in rods, you’re in weaving rings!.. - But could that be the fault?.. - Colleague, apparently you’re a little stunned by the affairs of Aliens!.. - Take the project, go home! Colleague, ah! Colleague, ah! In what words should I convey that you have meddled in your own business? I'm idle and without bonuses! Colleague, ah! Colleague, ah! I’ll say it in verse – the project is collapsing! I have never seen such colleagues - Cripples with other minds are laughed at! Even if you don’t know the multiplication table by heart. - Let him not be in the office with me!.. When you enter the office, there is no worse pose for you. - And I’m also making faces! - To your slaughter, for your misfortune, I’m coming to coordinate the Plan. - Is it really necessary with me too?!.. - You don’t see anything in your work, You slept through both your soul and your brains... - I’ll sign an autograph, and don’t whine!!!
Here comes the holiday!
To the tune of the song “IT’S NOT EVEN YET”
It’s not a holiday yet, not a holiday at all, I’ve still got my hands full and my eyes are sober. It’s not a holiday yet, but the prankster chef is already preparing orders for all of us for the awards. Let them say that there are a lot of zeros in the graphs, Let's drink a hundred bottles in a row! You, boss, pour it. Let's immediately believe the printed words - We don't trust anyone, only you! Not a holiday yet, not a holiday at all. Even before the company's anniversary there are many long days. It’s not a holiday yet, but our boss has a lot of different gifts in stock – he’s preparing surprises for us. Let them say that our path is difficult and thorny, Let them say that it will be necessary to return them. We just don’t believe these rude evil words - We don’t believe anyone, only you! Here comes the holiday, our common holiday! There are a million words of gratitude to each other! Well, here comes the holiday, our prankster boss - He pronounces odes to us, opens bottles!.. Let them say that the boss, they say, is not a person, Let... Only we will work with the boss forever! We believe only in our cause, only in your words - We don’t trust anyone, only you!
For the plant's anniversary
To the melody of the song “SORRY, BELIEVE”
You won’t believe it, but apparently it’s fate, What . And the trumpet calls us all to a holiday - the plant is celebrating its anniversary! And we are not afraid of any default - We did everything with a machine and a hand, If there is one big family: Our director, you and me! Our plant is more beautiful and whiter for its anniversary. Let them pay you a penny, but you won’t leave the factory! Dealers say all sorts of things about us, We just give a plan for ten years in a row. Yes, perhaps even for a hundred years there have been no complaints from customers. If a priest or rebbe asks: “In this world, who is dearer to you?” I’ll say it from the bottom of my pocket: “Our plant, you and me!” You won’t believe it, apparently he became destiny - Our plant, which made you and I friends. An anniversary is such a joy for us. And there will be a concert and banquet now! Let the days of great feast pass, Let the factory lights not go out, And let the factory remain like a family: Our boss, you and me!
Factory Festival
To the tune of the song "ICEBERG"
Here is a wall of concrete building rising out of the asphalt, And the smoke from the factory chimneys is becoming tastier and whiter. It’s good for those who know our factory well, that we now have a decent anniversary coming! And now we forget about the plans for a while And on our factory holiday we go headlong. And, having arrived early, we pour champagne on the walls, and we speak various good words to her with interest! What are you - work for us or rest? Are you work or play? You are our father and teacher, and you are our boss and friend. The best factories in the world, That's why there's a glow in the eyes, We don't eat compote, cookies - The anniversary is thundering around!
The glory of the workshop has no end
To the tune of the song “I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU”
Workshop, you will wake us up before the shift and come out to us with the Board of Honor. You won’t forget about your anniversary - You’ll see how happy we are on this day! Having protected the capital from the reform, We will sing: “Oh, the throne chief! Once again, consumers everywhere are satisfied with our excellent products!” Young people are a good generation, Veterans’ experience will help them. Complaints are a bad omen It’s been a long time since the native workshop has been disturbed! Workshop anniversary. It is equal to a miracle. The glory of the workshop has no end, its prestige. Shop, I will never forget you! And in retirement I’ll see it in my thoughts!!!
Happy anniversary, our department
To the tune of the song “ENJOY LIFE”
Maybe we have become whiter together, Everyone, having counted, was stunned: Celebrating the anniversary Day Again, our dear department, our department, our department! Rejoice, taking us away from work, Rejoice on our anniversary, our department! We’ll give you the plan for two hundred, boss, if you’re near us, you’ll be with us! Together we set a large table, calling to the Veteran: “Don’t get sick!” And we celebrate this yours, department, anniversary, anniversary, anniversary! Tomorrow, suddenly feeling tired, our Chief will surprise you with silence. Let's finish eating and drink what's left. Rewards will not pass us by, by, by, by!
The company has an anniversary!
To the melody of the song “ECLIPSE OF THE HEART”
Are you and I crazy? Are you my boss? Am I your clerk? Anniversary of the enterprise. Plans are up! Flags - up! From the main office - kind words, the Minister - a decree on bonuses. And the general’s head began to spin, all of us! The company has a big anniversary! At the enterprise - pour it into glasses, brother! The company's profitability has increased. Employee, laugh: everything will be fine! The boss has an order on his chest, They give so many bonuses. The employee knows: there is comfort ahead of preferential pensions. We are not happier and nicer, Forget the report and set the table: The company has an anniversary! And each of us is almost a hero!
There is comfort in the organization
To the melody of the song “ANTIQUE CLOCKS”
Our organization is comfortable. There's only one like this. And the anniversary is celebrated. And no other - we are composing a hymn for her. And, congratulating us, our friends call us! When you were born, you were already there - Did chance help? - the best in the world. And she moved forward solemnly and proudly, About which we sing while our glasses clink. Those initial days cannot be brought back, but you can’t put a brake on things... Labor is organized, and on the anniversary the Organization sings that glorious anthem! When you were born, you were already - No, not sick - friendly, needed by people. While doing your business, you brought us all to your holiday - a bright anniversary!!!
We glorify our research
To the tune of the song "LAVENDA"
Everything happens in our research institute: And in June the snow does not melt, And the cow flies up, And the salary is “whiter”. We love our research institute - we know, We don’t play hide and seek with the boss, Congratulating, we call our research institute “paradise” on its anniversary! We glorify our research institute, our research institute, On our anniversary we give gifts and flowers, we glorify our research institute, our research institute: How old it is, only you and I know! The research institute gave us science and research flour, Dispelled boredom with fun - Don’t regret what was in it. Is all this from the director? The country, the planet knows us, The song will be unsung Even on your anniversary!
Our cool store
To the melody of the song “VAIN WORDS”
Buy witchcraft in bundles and boxes - What’s not here On our glorious anniversary?! The leaders of the word - Both tenacious and timid, And the numbers in the garlands of light Lighted up at the door! Our cool store - people love it. Our cool store Everything is cleaner and whiter. Our cool store - There are many companies, labels, brands! Our cool store is celebrating its anniversary! At the “black” porch there is an armada of trucks, at the entrance to the store there is a row of shiny cars. There is no end to the smiles: The wife is happy with the purchases, The husband is not even alone - He is happy with the gifts from his mother-in-law! Cashier and salesman, Merchandiser and loader Will help gentlemen and ladies again and again. There is a crown of comfort in it, Eternity will not get boring in it. “I’ll sell everything at a discount!” - He repeats, giving love!!!
Come to our bank!
To the melody of the song “FIRMER”
The dollar exchange rate in the country has fallen, the euro has risen. You need to take out a loan doubly, Our bank is the first one. And so that your balance is “whiter”, Reports are more beautiful, Accept the anniversary at the bank All our discounts! There are so many banks on earth and different funds! But our Finance holiday gives you and me. Either we need the “left” dollar, or the “right” dollar... We walked here, we walked there - You came to our bank! He scrolls through the rubles endlessly - For his godfather, brother. With a credit card, young hearts At the ATM. For other banks, an example: Everyone is having more fun Millionaire, pensioner On the anniversary day!!!
Our warehouse is so huge
To the melody of the song “WITCH LAKE”
In our city, in a large city, everyone was glad - A businessman, a wholesaler, all in gold - To look into our warehouse. What do you like about it? Everyone was able to shop here: And a load of worries both from the head and from the feet! Our warehouse is so huge - Not in the fields and forests: An anniversary of proud experience, It’s in everyone’s eyes! Well, where can you go: Pulls like a magnet. You don’t spare money - Profit is so tempting! It seems to you that everything won’t fit in your Mercedes... Our movers will place everything in groups for you here. So, the dispatcher has nothing to do? - He will set a deadline. And he will keep the deadline, because our rating is high!!!
My favorite hospital
To the melody of the song “MOSCOW MAY”
The morning is painted by the rounds, And under the head physician's motive Our medical team is getting younger every year. The anesthesia is already running through the veins, the patient is alive and alive. The anniversary quickly spreads throughout the hospital! Sterile, Maternity... We all need: Flowers for you - Hospital, you are our favorite! The rivers are flooded with intoxication, And there is comfort in the doctor’s soul, And the walking sick, And the bedridden are singing! Nannies and nurses are dancing - We have the best. There are gifts from sponsors. The head physician himself began to dance! The lobby looks like a park - After all, there is a crowd of flowers. Hey, with eczema, ulcers, erysipelas - sing a song with us! Let's celebrate the anniversary: There will be a service like in heaven. Oh, from now on we only root for our own hospital!
Letting institutions take off
To the melody of the song “ALL HIGHER”
We are sitting here to create papers, so that our world becomes more comfortable and nicer. To get through us, have a reserve of courage. We are celebrating a glorious anniversary! Higher, and higher, and higher, we strive for the institution's flight. And everyone who comes is not breathing, But he sings our praises! Having left the cramped and stuffy office, the Chief, seizing the moment of drive, throws down his obedient apparatus again, to make a very important document. A scientific view will enlighten every atom, You, practice, overcome obstacles. Don’t give us any ultimatum, minister, but come to the anniversary with your deputies!
Our part is dear
To the melody of the song “WIDE IS MY NATIVE COUNTRY”
Our dear combat unit, On your anniversary - the heat of your hearts: We don’t know another unit like this, Where such a great fighter serves! From the southern to the northern outskirts, From the Baltic to the coastal rivers, our soldier, the master of the country, serves. The general lives like a man. Leaving the threshold of the father, the service in the unit flows towards demobilization: And the “newcomers” are dear to the “scoops”, And we have complete honor for the “grandfathers”! Cook, what are you cooking for your anniversary? Get down, artist, from the ceiling! Our friend is the Commander-in-Chief, and the division commander is a comrade, our dear brother is the regiment commander. Our banner, known by our feelings, is stained with the blood of those who fell in wars!.. And when we are already home, Let us remember with a toast part of the anniversary!!!
Ditties to congratulate the director on his birthday
The song is an adaptation to congratulate
the boss, the director, based on a song from the Bremen Town Musicians album
They say that gypsies all lie, But today it was not in vain that we brought cards with us - To tell fortunes on the king. Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, Tell fortunes for the king. Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, Eh-ma!
Big Boss's holiday, Let's tell fortunes, no question, Beloved Boss will be happy every day! Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, Every day we are loved by the Boss! Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, Eh-ma!
The gypsies will tell you everything, They won’t hide anything, About success everything at once - The cards tell the truth! Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, The cards speak the truth! Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, Eh-ma!
For the director’s birthday,
a reworked text to the tune of the song “Hope”
A famous star is shining for us - This is our general director (brilliant). We follow him everywhere and forever, Because he is simply a unique chef. (Name and Patronymic) given See the fairway of business in the sea. Together with the captain, we will cross the crisis equator into the storm.
The whole team will shout: “Hurray! Happy birthday, our wise boss!” And happiness is forged right in the morning. The hammer is waiting for us and the anvil is waiting for us.
And it’s still impossible to forget how difficult it was for everyone during the emergency. But for the boss we are one family. He then gave us a wonderful rest: We fought in paintball under fire, At the bowling alley the pins were all broken, Together we visited God’s House for the cherished blessed prayer.
With (Name and Patronymic) we will go through crises, “reforms” and defaults. We will defeat all enemies together with the flagship of the commercial fleet!
The text of a reworked song to congratulate
the boss, director on his birthday to the tune of the driver's song L. Agutin Old songs about the main thing
Again the boss celebrates his birthday, We happily go to his carpet, Again we raise our toast to him. For his health, passion and enthusiasm! He is not afraid of default and crisis, loves to win without unnecessary phrases, his favorite business will flourish, because our boss is a workaholic! I went through everything - both water and copper pipes, But the soul, as before, burns with fire. May there be good luck both in service and in friendship, Happiness, success, and elation! He is not afraid of default and crisis, loves to win without unnecessary phrases, his favorite business will flourish, because our boss is a workaholic! Even if we have to swim against the tide in the market, we know one thing: We will definitely achieve success in business, It’s not for nothing that we were so lucky with our boss! He is not afraid of default and crisis, loves to win without unnecessary phrases, his favorite business will flourish, because our boss is a workaholic! Once again the Chief celebrates his birthday, We happily go to his carpet, Again we raise our toast to him. For his health, passion and enthusiasm! Default and crisis are not scary for him, He loves to win without unnecessary phrases, Let his beloved business prosper, Because our boss is a workaholic!
Cool poems for your boss on his birthday
Our boss, you are such a cool person, you are even more impressive than Luc Besson. In order not to look too banal, we decided to congratulate you in an original way.
Love you a huge wine barrel, And in Forbes - a separate bold line. And a car in all the “luxury” configuration, And so that the secretary does not get a “kuksa”.
So that the customers are always happy, So that all competitors surrender voluntarily, A luxurious dacha, a luxurious villa And enough money for everyone to pay their salaries.
Our dear boss, Happy birthday with all my heart, We congratulate you today and, of course, we wish you to be healthy, fair, very patient with us, so that the work goes smoothly, and the salary arrives! And also, a little bit of luck, the company will become richer, money in safes full of cash, in large capital banks!
Our pride, and support, And a reliable shoulder, You resolve disputes at once, The crisis with you is nothing.
Our brave and fair, Happy birthday, our hero! Our team knows: You are the head of the world!
May all your plans come true, May there be peace and harmony at home, May your pockets not be empty, May you rush to visit joyful people.
Don’t be discouraged for no reason, Don’t let your bright gaze dim, Call us as often as possible onto your fluffy carpet.
Our boss, from the bottom of our hearts, We hasten to congratulate you, And we would like to wish you - To conduct all your business to the best of your ability!
So that work goes smoothly, worries do not disturb you, there is harmony at home, comfort, family, peace and good friends.
We wish you patience, and good luck, and luck, money in the safe, in the wallet, in the accounts, in the hands, in the bag!
Happy birthday, lord, inspiration of the Team! We humbly congratulate you and only wish you success.
Let the treasury grow and become stronger, Let life flow magnificently, Let there be joy from work - Both today and always!
Why today the boss doesn’t even swear, Walks around and smiles at his subordinates in the morning?
Because our boss received a teapot and raspberry jam as a gift, After all, it’s the boss’s name day.
Let the sun shine in your soul, Let your thoughts be pure, Let your ideas come true - All projects and dreams.
From a large team, we would like to wish you: Be very fair to us and increase your salary!
Demand a little less, forgive a lot of mistakes. Be gentler and more humane, encourage us all more often!
To be calm and successful, Independent in everything. We sincerely congratulate you on the most important day in your life!
Chief, accept congratulations, We appreciate you, what can I say, The team is so perky, You are able to keep in check.
We wish you strength, strong nerves and decent income, great health and victories in your personal life.
There are countless congratulations from the family team. We wish to live beautifully, drink deliciously and eat well!
To be a boss is what it takes, just the way you are. And add our salary, You will be praised and honored!
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts, We wish you the greatest blessings: May your work inspire you, May your wishes come true!
The results for you are huge, Live freely, live not modestly. And help everyone in the team Live richly and beautifully!
Be healthy, be an example, Become a millionaire soon. It's cool to lead everyone, to defeat everyone in the world!
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In order to solve the problem with the money, your boss requires you to “get it.” If you start to “donkey” you will have everything: a house, a dacha, and a business class car... It’s a pity that it’s not yours!
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My director is just an angel! The wings are gathering dust on the table, The tail is dragging along the ground, And if our boss is angry, He will immediately stomp his hoof, Shake his horns out of anger... But shhh! All this is between us, After all, my director is just an angel...
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There will be no New Year's bonuses, But to relieve some of the guilt, the Director gave us a lollipop and said: suck it, gentlemen.
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The secretary paints her nails, paints her lips and eyes. Suddenly the director calls her: “Well, beauty, come here.”
The secretary straightened her skirt, he came into his office, and those sounds were heard: - ely-paly, e-mayo,
“Oh” yes “Ah”, “Come on from above” You can hear a lot of noise and screaming. “He’s so huge and so heavy.”
That's it, all the moaning is over. The secretary came out all rumpled and sweaty, just a dream girl,
So what can you do? Well, how can you not shout? If our director of the company began to move furniture,
The table is large and very large and heavy, difficult. He won’t move it himself, he’s a business boy.
*****
“Director”, “chief” - wonderful words! And even if they cause migraines and indigestion, But we look at you with awe, You are our company - the brain and head!
Friend, don’t knock with your fist, Throwing at us the familiar tirade: “Like, ignoramuses! Like, we are bad at everything! Like, we need to think more about work..."
After all, we already, without demanding rewards, From morning to night, tirelessly, And sometimes forgetting about the family, We work for you... And the result?
For what?! What a terrible retribution for: Increase and salary cut?! And the working day is tougher and longer, And you, oh our leader, are getting angrier every day...
Comrades! Perhaps there is a potion to calm down the tyrant boss...
*****
When the emergency worker is at work, You don’t need to be friends with your head, To prove that you are the boss, The voice in your throat will help.
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The director is wise and his gaze is welcoming. He is always right and all his thoughts are correct. And if the gaze darkens and the mouth speaks filth, then somewhere we ourselves have made mistakes in our work.
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Smoke is pouring out of the secretary's nose. Every day she is in labor and worry: The director turned out to be gay - She really has to work!
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Our boss looks like a teapot, He thinks it’s a samovar! I've been puffing all day, but what's the end result? We only felt steam!
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The director announced at the plant: People! Today you must understand everything, That even a fool will work for money, But I don’t need fools!
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Oh, boss, you are powerful, You drive away flocks of clouds, You force us to go to work on Saturday. Al will you refuse me an answer? Have you seen an annual salary anywhere in the world? I'm looking for her... - Wait, there is a mountain in the north, There is a deep hole in it, In that hole on three ropes a coffin is swinging from gold. Your salary is in that coffin!
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Don’t go into the director’s room without knocking, so that the sleeping person doesn’t fall out of his chair! So that you don’t spill coffee on the system unit... So that you don’t yell: Why are you walking here, you slacker!
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The director screams at the top of his lungs, he wants obedience. Very!
Happy birthday greetings to the director
We would like to wholeheartedly congratulate you as a whole friendly team! Live brightly, with positivity, every day, and every hour!
Let your wishes come true, Everything works out with a click. I wish you health and prosperity at every step of life!
Give your loved ones only joy, Let laughter be serene, So that only good things happen, And success comes next to you!
On your birthday, I wish you Health, joy, prosperity, Victory, success and luck, So that everything in life goes smoothly!
Hardworking workers, More loyal friends! And may the Fire burn in your happy eyes for many days!
Dear Director. Today, on your birthday, I would like to wish you endless patience, enormous willpower and great opportunities. May everything you have planned come true. And fortune and luck will always be on your side. We wish you conscientious employees and reliable, responsible partners. I wish you health and prosperity.
We wish you nerves of steel and an enchanting weekend, so that you, director, can rest from the difficult everyday work life!
We wish that your salary grows at the speed of rockets, your house becomes chic, your cup full, your health grows strong until you are a hundred years old!
So that failures, cataclysms All sweep by with the wind, And the plans in your clear life, All will surely come true!
