Cool housewarming scenario “Agreement with the brownie”
Props : Brownie costume, bread box, brownie figurine, construction set, applique kit (you can limit yourself to magazine clippings), PVA glue, 2 album sheets, agreement, incentives for participation.
After inspecting the new home, all guests are seated at the festive table. The presenter begins:
Presenter: There is fun in the house, We are celebrating all the housewarmings, It’s time to wash the house, It’s time for us to have a drink, gentlemen! But, while the alcohol is flowing, My congratulations are being distributed, Don’t be bored in your new home, Never lose heart, And drive away problems, Start your days with a smile!
(Guests raise their glasses. There is a 5-minute pause)
Presenter: Tell me, tell me, did you make friends with the brownie? It’s impossible to live without him, it’s always calmer with him! The house always protects, Protects you from problems, You need to be friends with the brownie, Always live together in peace!
(Hands over a symbolic figurine of a brownie. Continuing the theme of brownies, you need to first agree with one of the guests so that he dresses up as a brownie and learns the words (you can get by with sight reading))
Presenter: While you were cutting salads and making treats, I secretly met with your brownie, talked to him and asked him to come to our holiday!
Brownie: So, I live here, I expect order from you, I ask you to wipe off the dust, I don’t like noise!
Don't sit in the bathroom for a long time, don't sing songs loudly, clean up after yourself, and don't offend me!
And you don’t have to shout, tidy things up right away, wash the dishes after yourself, live in peace always with me!
Presenter: Brownie, Home, You are so terrible to them, You should be good, Don’t grumble and love everyone!
Brownie: I’m generally good, I’m always kind, If food is prepared for me!
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| Scene “Bums”. To perform the skit you need 2 people. The artists dress up as homeless people: they put on old, preferably dirty and torn clothes. They put old hats on their heads, paint bruises under their eyes with shadows, and smear their faces with mascara. You can put black tape or electrical tape on your teeth. Act as your imagination tells you. A net or an old, preferably transparent bag is also prepared; 3 or 5 empty vodka bottles are placed in it. The “homeless people,” staggering, pretending to be drunk, come out to the guests and approach the birthday boy. One of the “homeless people” has a net with empty bottles in his hand; he periodically waves his hand so that the bottles clink. The “homeless people” sing to the tune of the song “Nadezhda”: Lanterns are shining under our eyes, Once again we are torn away from home. Where can we find such a shelter, So that we can have enough leftovers with a drink? CHORUS: We are wandering to Olya (substitute the name of the birthday boy) following the smell, Maybe let us have something to eat. Pour it, and we will sing to you that we have no better Olechka. And we have frosty days, And we have cold sunrises. And with a hangover you can’t find something to eat, Maybe you can treat me to a cigarette? CHORUS: We really want to stop drinking, I want to settle down, Maybe Olechka will love me and I can marry her. CHORUS: We would like to congratulate you as soon as possible. So that you don't forget about us. We will almost make Olya rich, we will leave all our bottles. It is necessary not just to sing a song, but to supplement it with actions and improvise. So, after the words: “Pour it out, and we will sing to you that Olechka is no better,” the “homeless people” are poured glasses of vodka, the artists drink the vodka before performing the last verse, without clinking glasses with each other, sniffing on their sleeves. It is advisable to depict that the “homeless people” have shaking hands. Guests also give them a cigarette. After the words: “Maybe Olechka will love me and I can marry her,” the artists should start a squabble with each other: “What are you talking about, I’ll marry you, get out of here.” You can hang out, say “some kind words” to each other, etc. If it’s an anniversary or a man’s birthday, then the words: “Maybe Olechka will love and I can marry her,” need to be replaced: “Maybe Kolya (Tolechka, Vovochka...) will love and suddenly want to marry us " Of course, this is the case if the homeless are portrayed by women. After the words: “We’re heading to Olya’s for the smell, maybe let’s give us something to eat,” the actors take a piece of sausage, cheese, etc. from the table. Although, as a rule, guests themselves serve the artists something to eat. After the chorus, you can take out an empty plastic bag from the bottle net and ask the birthday boy or one of the guests to put some snacks in it. In the finale, the “homeless people” solemnly present the hero of the occasion with a bag of empty bottles. https://na-jubilej.ru/scenki-na-yubilej/muzykalnye-scenki-na-yubilej/ |
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Housewarming scenario “New Brownie”
(Scenario for a housewarming party)
The hosts greet the guests and invite them to the table.
Assignment for latecomers
The latecomer is asked to choose an answer to the question “Wow or well?” What he chooses means: “Wow” - kiss one, “well” - kiss one. The latecomer does what he chose.
Guests give the new residents gifts and a comic warrant for the apartment (needs to be printed). The one who takes on the role of presenter reads it out.
ORDER
Issued to a citizen (last name of the owner), citizen_
(last name of the owner) and citizens_ (names of children, if any)
is that they are the sole and rightful owners of apartment No. at address_
Owners have the right:
— spend the night in the above-mentioned apartment, leave it for work and return from work; - unlimited use of such benefits of civilization as water supply, heating and sewerage; - change the furniture and furnishings in the apartment in accordance with the impeccable taste of the hostess;
- maintain order in the apartment with brooms, vacuum cleaners and maids; - live in an apartment only in peace and harmony; - organize monthly entertaining gatherings of guests with today's lineup!
A toast is proposed for this.
Then the congratulation-re-enactment begins.
Feng Shui in Russian
Host: Nowadays it is fashionable to arrange and hang all objects in the house according to the rules of Feng Shui. This is especially true for a new home! We prepared properly, read all sorts of books and came with Feng Shui gifts! True, we got Feng Shui in Russian... So, in a new house there must be an object that attracts money, otherwise it will flow away. Here is a symbol of wealth and prosperity for your family! (guests give the owners a piggy bank). A good housewife always has a clean house. And according to legend, dirt and dust attract evil spirits, so you need to get rid of them immediately. And so that evil spirits are afraid of you - here is a symbol of cleanliness and order - (they give the hostess a brush). Another indispensable attribute of a good home is comfort. You always want to return to a cozy home. And we give you a symbol of peace and comfort - (they give the head of the family slippers). And here is another symbol - satiety and hospitality! (They give a ladle). This ladle is a colonel in the kitchen! “Builds” an army of dishes to make the dishes tastier!
Paraphrases about different things
Characters:
- 1 homeless person
- 2 homeless
Props:
- coins and small bills
This greeting can be used when you already have a gift, and in addition to it, exchange small coins.
The second option: when money is donated. In this case, exchange the amount for the required number of bills (19-20 bills).
As the scene progresses, the homeless people take out bills and coins and place them on a table or plate in front of the hero of the day.
1 homeless man: What is this here? Anniversary?
2 homeless man: What a banquet!
1 homeless man: I just want to sit on a stool!
2 homeless man: We'll wait for the waste,
1 homeless person: We won’t interfere!
2 homeless man: Well, let’s not forget to entertain the people!
1 homeless man: Hello, honest people! We see - you have a great feast! Well, let me ask you, Is this the main character here?
2. homeless person: What’s your name?
(Someone calls their guests the name of the hero of the day).
2. homeless: (Name of the hero of the day), that means. Well, then come here. We will congratulate you, Jubilee Star!
1 homeless man: We were standing here on the porch, making a little money: And sheets, and silver, For gifts, trinkets and other things.
2 homeless: With this you will buy vodka (1), vino (2), Something to eat: Better than sprat (3) and herring (4), Don’t forget the cucumber (5).
1 homeless person: This is for a washcloth in the bathhouse (6), And for a basin, and for soap (7). This is for beer in the bathhouse (8) And for vobla, so that there is something to go with the beer (9).
2 homeless man: (Name of the hero of the day), why are you still standing there, not saying anything? At least pour it for us, it’s your anniversary!
1 homeless person: This is for a refrigerator (10), a vacuum cleaner (11), an iron (12), an alarm clock (13), for beautiful underpants (14) and a grandfather clock (15).
2 homeless man: Be sure to buy a cool cell phone (16), curl your fingers like a fan, and have a ring on each finger! ( 17 ), This is how you go to work.
1 homeless man: So that your health is normal, you will get yourself a goat (18), you will walk with her in the evening and bathe her in a basin.
And so that your back doesn’t hurt and chondrosis doesn’t torment you, Instead of any medicine, buy a heating pad for your entire length (19).
2 homeless man: (Name of the hero of the day), pour a little more, It’s your anniversary!
1 homeless man: The money is over, but it’s a pity! Oh, how hot it is in your house! Do not ventilate in the morning. (Name of the hero of the day), pour it, otherwise I’ll die... Oh, my chest is burning with fire.
2 homeless man: Stop talking. All. Let's go to.
The homeless people are leaving
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Short congratulations on housewarming, comic and funny
Let the neighbors not be grumpy, Let the entrance always shine with cleanliness, Let your apartments be beautiful, Well, in general, let the housewarming party please you!
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According to popular belief, the first one to enter the door together with happiness is the cute “purring” cat. And almost skipping behind her, And almost running after her, As if carrying under his arm, Joy and prosperity into the house. May laughter and fun never cease from now on and forever, After all, we are celebrating carefreely, There is a housewarming in this house!
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Doors so that they don’t creak, Otherwise there is no peace, Hinges so they don’t rust, Lubricate more often - advice to you! And a powerful spirit would always live in a healthy body! Both at work and in bed He showed himself - Wow!
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To have beer and a chic grocery store nearby! The windows are from the south, and the yard is amazingly clean and cozy! So that the neighbors help, So that the house is joyful, So that the taps are closed, We will pour it full!
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What is needed on earth? Comfortable, clean house, good wife, not noisy. Do not crave honors, Remember moderation in your desires, Do not be a slave to passions, Keep a living faith, Love your wife, children, animals and plants And this is enough for your happiness. For your happiness, dear new residents!
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We drink the potion for your housewarming, for your fun, luck and life in prosperity and peace in this wonderful apartment. Let's get some for your joy!
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Whether the blizzard is rustling outside the window, or the lush foliage is playing, this dear lady always receives us with great cordiality And therefore we wish that trouble never comes in the corners, Winter never comes in the hearts, And everything in him breathes joy. Bloom and hello, good home, We drink to you today!
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You got a new home and live happily in it. Let's wish you joy, Let's wish roses, So that the frost does not penetrate into your apartment, So that there is such prosperity in summer and winter, That we would always like to come home to you!
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Drinking is easy, but living in a new place is difficult. Let the new settlers live even easier than we drink today!
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Every home needs a reliable security guard. The best of them is the good brownie. Let's wish the new home a good brownie who will help the owners and love us, their friends!
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To have beer and a chic grocery store nearby! The windows are from the south, and the yard is amazingly clean and cozy!
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So that the neighbors help, So that the house is joyful, So that the taps are closed, We will pour it full!
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As the British say: There is cubic capacity all around, a peephole is an embrasure. And walk around the fortress completely intact, be cheerful and happy, eat more prunes, amuse your spouse and children - and no nails! Happy housewarming!
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I raise my glass so that your home dear to your heart will always be full of warmth, Happiness, light, advice, Love, goodness!
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And we also wish together: Never know trouble. If you need help, we are ready to help.
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May happiness come into your home, May life be full of success, May it be easy for you with laughter and warmth all around with love!
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Congratulations on your housewarming. The apartment is just right for you. In it we wish you happiness from the heart and without embellishment. Let no bad dreams arise, Let them not circle above your head. Let your good brownie protect your wealth.
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For your modesty, honesty, nobility, for the light of the soul from all of us - bow, May your life be easier from year to year, and may your home be filled with happiness!
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Like a new life, a new home! The view of the world becomes new. Not as before, looking with difficulty, but looking at everyone with a kind light. For a housewarming party you have gathered us to this island of new life. Therefore, we hasten to congratulate you and read this congratulation!
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Happy housewarming from the bottom of our hearts, Congratulations to you friends - We wish you the keys to finding happiness without difficulty. So that the house is clean, And cozy and bright, So that guests gather, So that it is good! So that the good brownie is behind the stone wall, So that things go well, Good gentlemen, go on your way!
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Happy new home to you guys, new roof, new hut! Let everyday life not stress you out, Let the neighbor not flood it, Let the birds not spoil the balcony, The faucet in the kitchen does not ooze, And the “fat” reduces its volume every day!
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How long have you been waiting for this hour, And now it has come, You have your own living space! We wish that the neighbor does not hammer in the morning! Let no one turn on the music loudly, Let no one judge grannies in the entrance, Let drunks not ask you to get over your hangover, Let only luck happen in the entrance!
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You wandered around apartments, in rented houses, but now you have a big and beautiful house, It is intended only for you! So let this housewarming transform your whole life - There will be celebration and fun in it, And a warm light is burning in the house.
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You bought yourself a house. This is cool, congratulations! Let there be joy in him. Let happiness dwell in him. Let the roof not leak, Furniture so that according to Feng Shui, So that you can be comfortable, without worries. Here you can rest your soul.
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Congratulations, dear, you built a great house! All efforts, my hero, were not in vain. We will live and live behind a brick wall. Everything will be great in a house like this!
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For your housewarming, I wish you from the bottom of my heart Happiness, vigor, luck, May your dreams come true! The coolest environment, Peace in the house and warmth, So that your life is beautiful, The most joyful! Lots of money, more laughter, After all, without them there’s no home
Congratulations on your housewarming and good luck to you! Without everyday luck there is no happiness, we all know. So that there is a lot of comfort, invite good luck into the house. And for this, let the cat into the house first!
Congratulations on your housewarming! Let Happiness enter your new bright home with bright holiday fun day after day! May peace, comfort and grace abide in it forever! And its residents will not be sad or despondent!
A feast is a mountain, fun in the morning - Guests in a friendly crowd Congratulate you on your housewarming And wish that your House will delight you with comfort and be a reliable fortress! And if everything actually came true - Let's celebrate this feast!
Moving is not a joke, it’s beautiful, a new home! The cat enters the door first, followed by you in single file.
For your housewarming, I wish you from the bottom of my heart Happiness, vigor, luck, May your dreams come true! The coolest environment, Peace in the house and warmth, So that your life is beautiful, The most joyful! A lot of money, more laughter, After all, without it, a house is not a home And, of course, success and fun at the table!
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Your home is instantly filled with bright and radiant light With friendly, fiery greetings We are going to visit you on the holiday! Happy housewarming, dear ones, May you live forever without troubles and may your days be daring. You will have many years to come!
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With a new house, with a new roof. Congratulations together. Let the walls breathe health, Let the floorboards not crack. In a new house one sleeps sweetly, and in one’s own - even tastier. Let's wish prosperity to the house, and happy days to the residents.
And I would wish you a good brownie in your new home, who would protect it from everything bad and attract everything good. And may there be peace, happiness and friendship in this house, may there be laughter, and may there be joy in the hearts!
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People say: don’t buy a house, but buy a neighbor. Let's drink to our good neighbors!
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With a new house, with a new roof. Congratulations together. Let the walls breathe health, Let the floorboards not crack. In a new house one sleeps sweetly, and in one’s own - even tastier. Let's wish prosperity to the house, and happy days to the residents.
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I want to wish you a housewarming. good neighbor. A good neighbor is a great blessing, a treasure, it’s like family blood - he will help, and lend, and invite you to visit, and look after the apartment, and say a kind word.
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Today you have noise, fun, a new house is a rocker, Congratulations on your housewarming, and happy to live in it!
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The old faithful brownie will move in with you, and will help and look after you, and the house will be lived in!
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Congratulations on your housewarming, Oh, the mansions are good. Pour it quickly, master, only generously, from the heart!
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I wish that there would be cognac in the house on the table, and there would be caviar with it - This is a very good sign.
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So that your floor is very strong, so that the bed does not creak. So that you have the strength in your body to replenish your family.
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Housewarming! In the new home Let everything go well! I wish to live immodestly, so that life can be sweet!
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And so that the house would always be full of guests. Don't let quarrels, cold, never enter his door!
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Happy housewarming to you, our dears! May your new, beautiful home be a cup filled with happiness! And let love settle in him!
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Congratulations on your housewarming! Let Happiness enter your new bright home with bright holiday fun day after day!
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May peace, comfort and grace abide in it forever! And its residents will not be sad or despondent!
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The dream of a lifetime will come true now, Let's get acquainted with the new house today, We congratulate you on your housewarming, May there be great happiness in it!
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A great occasion, without a doubt, Your own home, a dream of dreams, Today is a housewarming holiday, The issue has been resolved and the mountains are off your shoulders.
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Let harmony only triumph in the house, Peace, comfort and grace. Luck will kiss you deeply. And get only the best from life.
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So you have your own nest, a new home has become a reality from a dream. We congratulate you on your housewarming and want to say that you should take in your tenants: Happiness, joy and good luck, and also goodness and prosperity in addition to them, so that you are lucky in everything.
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The most important thing in an apartment is the windows, You should see everything from them, But they should be tight, Sound and cold should not be allowed in!
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Let there be only warmth and comfort in your new home, Let the sun sparkle in the windows, And good luck come to you!
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Once upon a time, the classics of Marxism gave birth to one truth, What would be necessary under communism is to change jobs, houses, and wives.
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Today's housewarming, A step akin to that canon, Strive for the highest goal in life, And be happy always!
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New neighbors who are not boring for you, So that they become close to you, The best plumbers for you, So that the ceiling lies like armor!
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You have wonderful views from the window, Cozy quiet evenings, And flattering new impressions, Green, clean courtyards for you!
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Even if your new home is not a “penthouse”, And not a three-level “hut”, But it is so long-awaited for you that you can’t “wish for anything better”.
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And we wish that he was bright, that he was kind and became family, that he was hospitable and friendly, and that you were happy with him!
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We strive for a better life, We want big victories, Here is a happy moment, A new house, yard and neighbor.
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Let the fun flow there, God helps in everything, Congratulations on your housewarming, Wonderful palace!
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Doors so that they don’t creak, Otherwise there is no peace, Hinges so they don’t rust, Lubricate more often - advice to you!
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And a powerful spirit would always live in a healthy body! Both at work and in bed He showed himself - Wow!
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So that there is no reason for you to quarrel and offend in it, So that the walls, shelter, and views from the windows become family to you!
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He is always open, friendly, And the house is full of guests, All the best to you and only laughter, We will get around all the problems!
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So that the plumber and the electrician arrive on time, So that you are friends with the Housing Office, So that the Housing Office is affectionate!
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Guests should come, But they also knew honor and tact, You gave birth to a son and daughter, And celebrated the fact!
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Funny housewarming congratulations There are miracles in the world, That was a mortgage loan, It instantly turned into an apartment, The new keys are ringing!
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May the place be comfortable for you, May the area become dear to you, May a new addition be born to the family, May you be blessed with a wagon ride!
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Funny housewarming greetings Once upon a time, the classics of Marxism gave birth to one truth, What would be necessary under communism: Change jobs, homes, and wives
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Congratulations on your housewarming Moving is not a joke, It’s beautiful, a new home! The cat enters the door first, followed by you in single file.
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Comic congratulations on your housewarming, Your new neighbors are not boring, So that they become close to you, The best plumbers for you, So that the ceiling is like armor!
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Congratulations on your housewarming! Let this house be for you as a source of inspiration, Happiness, light and endless warmth!
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Let the housewarming party be noisy, Let the new home please you! May it be filled with smiles and fun, and let the heat warm you with happiness!
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Housewarming! Let the apartment radiate with brightness and cleanliness! And let life in it be peaceful, And let happiness and peace rule everyone!
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Finally, your dream has come true! Congratulations on your housewarming! May the House only prosper from now on and always!
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The apartment is new and a sea of impressions... May your life in a new place sparkle with the bliss of pleasure, wealth, luxury, comfort and warmth!
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Let the new home, of course, be both a full cup and a palace! Let it be spacious and comfortable, and let happiness be its crown!
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You are celebrating your housewarming today, congratulations! What can you wish for? Let everything be as you wish, Let the new house be filled with grace!
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Housewarming is a new stage in life! May he be successful in everything, May the scale of wealth increase, and may the family hearth burn brightly, of course!
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The apartment is new - a wonderful acquisition, with which I sincerely congratulate you! Let them flourish with the luxury of possessions, Let them be surrounded by both comfort and beauty!
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Congratulations on purchasing an apartment, I wish you to settle in it as soon as possible! Let comfort and joy fill the house, And let happiness warm with quiet bliss.
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Let your life become even happier with this new shiny apartment. Let your family live in love, care, and peace from now on and always!
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Finally your dream has come true. Congratulations on your new apartment! Let it shine with luxury, Like diamonds or sapphires!
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Today your possessions have increased, such an important and necessary acquisition. Let this apartment only make you happy, Let both warmth and beauty live in it!
