Friends, here we have posted original, funny and humorous ditties for the New Year for an adult company and for a corporate party about the year of the tiger. Oh! And you will have fun at the holiday; the team will appreciate your jokes and funny ditties about the striped predator in a cheerful company. Just when you perform these lines, make sure that there are no people under 18 years of age nearby. Our collection of adult and New Year's ditties about a tiger and a departing bull, as well as about the Snow Maiden, Grandmother Yaga, which you can sing at the table without leaving your heated place and without leaving a glass of sparkling drink.
My favorite name
When a child is born, parents think long and carefully about its name. They try on the surname and patronymic. Usually mothers like to call their dear children unusual names taken from some movie or actor. Usually these are popular names abroad: Isabella, Aurika, Aristarchus, Leopold. Mothers want to highlight their beloved baby among his peers, without thinking that Cleopatra, running among Katya and Nastyushka, looks somewhat ridiculous with her majestic name. The child grows up, moves in a group and is sure to encounter offensive jokes about names. Especially if his name is unusual and provocative. Those with simple names also have a hard time, for example Vanya, Anton, Pavlik and Stas. This suggests a suitable rhyme or tongue twister for the name.
Ditties about professions
I tell everyone I know that I want to be an astronomer. I don’t like to sleep at night, It’s better to study the stars.
I like to answer in front of the whole class in class. This experience will come in handy - I want to become an artist!
If, Petya, you later become a deputy, then your diary can become terrible compromising evidence!
- Have pity on me, mommy, let me skip school! - Well, son, the director is there, you must be there!
I decided that there was no point in boxing - I would become a dentist, everyone is afraid of him.
Vovka boasts to the guys that he will become a lawyer. In the meantime, he’s not a lawyer, He’s beating everyone up.
I want to be a scout, because I am resourceful and brave. Mom hid the candy, I found out where it was and ate it!
Finally, I learned to count to ten. And now I can definitely become a boxing judge.
I’ll become a haircutting master And I’ll take revenge on Lariska – I’ll cut my hair just like a boy’s, And then I’ll forgive you.
I go to gymnastics and eat only once a week. I’ll tell you a secret: I want to become a model.
I am friends with the tractor driver, I go to help him. The tractor driver is driving the car, and I’m sitting next to him!
Posted by Katrin 01/10/2011 at 09:19 pm
Happy birthday greetings to the director
We would like to wholeheartedly congratulate you as a whole friendly team! Live brightly, with positivity, every day, and every hour!
Let your wishes come true, Everything works out with a click. I wish you health and prosperity at every step of life!
Give your loved ones only joy, Let laughter be serene, So that only good things happen, And success comes next to you!
On your birthday, I wish you Health, joy, prosperity, Victory, success and luck, So that everything in life goes smoothly!
Hardworking workers, More loyal friends! And may the Fire burn in your happy eyes for many days!
Dear Director. Today, on your birthday, I would like to wish you endless patience, enormous willpower and great opportunities. May everything you have planned come true. And fortune and luck will always be on your side. We wish you conscientious employees and reliable, responsible partners. I wish you health and prosperity.
We wish you nerves of steel and an enchanting weekend, so that you, director, can rest from the difficult everyday work life!
We wish that your salary grows at the speed of rockets, your house becomes chic, your cup full, your health grows strong until you are a hundred years old!
So that failures, cataclysms All sweep by with the wind, And the plans in your clear life, All will surely come true!
Funny New Year's ditties
Year two thousand and twentieth Soon he will jump on the threshold, In the horoscope he is tailed, A cunning little animal.
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This is how life is in the New Year: Don’t plow, don’t toil. Two weeks off - Sleep and cuddle!
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I danced and danced, and while dancing, I lost my way. Santa Claus is so good, I fell in love with him!
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I stung, I stung barley, I switched to buckwheat. Lo and behold, a merry New Year is rolling towards us!
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Santa Claus is so handsome, I fell in love with him. If I were an icicle, I would break for him!
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May God grant the snowball a smooth path. Santa Claus will come to me Right under my window!
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Let's call Grandfather Frost to come to us. He will distribute the gifts in full from the bag, and drain the glass of champagne to the bottom. The chimes will strike twelve times again. There will be light, heat, water, gas, roads, communications. To all the sick - health, to those who are thirsty - wine, To women - a husband, to a man - a wife. There will be plenty of bread, shows - as much as you want, Let's meet him well - it will be a good year!
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We gathered at the Christmas tree to celebrate the New Year. They were guessing on pins and needles: Well, who will come to us? Shapoklyak came to us with the rat Lariska, and brought many, many nasty things to the kids.
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We sang about the Christmas tree every New Year. And even though we have grown old, the Christmas tree lives on. Thank you, little Christmas tree, that you were with us, and brought us many, many joys in life.
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Hello, hello, grandfather, Santa Claus! You live among fir trees and birches! Please come in, dear, Let's have fun with you now! Sing songs and dance in a circle. Light your lights, Christmas tree, Come into the circle quickly, Grandfather, come join us.
Comic ditties for Victor
Twenty-one funny ditties for all occasions: for an anniversary, for a birthday, on February 23, and just like that, mischievous, teasing jokes and ditties for all Victors. We are sure that TV commentator Viktor Gusev and Russian billionaire Viktor Vekselberg will like our ditties. All that remains is to call the harmonica player, or sing to the backing track. If you need a backing track for ditties, it's below.
Our Vitek is a great guy! Cooler than Jean Claude Van Damme If he gives me a ring, I'll give it to him right away!
Girls, take a closer look at Vita - the guy is as valuable as a diamond. Maybe eight times during the night, and ten times in the morning!
Congratulations to Vitya on the twenty-third of February! And note, we don’t force him to drink!
We congratulate Victor on his birthday! We pour, we drink Without limit!
Like our Vityusha, a root crop grew in his trousers. The girls really loved climbing into his garden!
Oh, Vitya, dear! Look out the window. Didn't Naked Babies come to you there?!
How our Viti had an anniversary Even Tuzik from the entrance - He got completely drunk!
Victor, you be a man Don’t be sour like shit If something happens suddenly, Don’t be shy, whistle!
Girls like Vityusha, We can understand girls: Six hours without stopping, Maybe he can shake the bed!
We congratulate Victor on the twenty-third of February. We’ll give him a kiss - We won’t spend a single ruble!
And our Vitya is a great jack of all trades. He can make a blaster out of a carrot and a nail.
Our Vitek is a cool guy, finally without competitors Cooler than Jean Claude Vandamme One hundred percent!
Our Vitek as a gentleman is finally beyond competition Not a freak, with money And fierce potency!
Hands reach for the salad, Wants an eye of pickles. Our department wants to shout: “Victor, happy birthday!”
Oh, you, Victor, dear, you are cruelly scorched! You've been staring at my tits all evening
Oh, you, Victor, dear Tell the audience How you celebrated the New Year In the fourth sobering-up station
Anniversary is not a big deal! He means a lot to Vitya. We help as much as we can: We drink, eat and congratulate!
Our Vitek is a cool fisherman All his thoughts are about fishing He even has a wife Not a woman - but a mermaid!
Victor bought a Zhiguli and locked it in the garage. He probably married this Zhiguli.
Among Tamar and Natasha, our Vitochek is in great demand. He doesn’t drink, he doesn’t snore. Not a man - but a shortage!
Outdoors, near the river Vitya grills kebabs. Wonderful man, I'll give him a shish kebab
The backing track for performing ditties can be downloaded here
Teacher-defectologist: Pogadaeva N.V.
To consolidate knowledge about the world of professions,
formation of interest in professions,
development of abstract thinking, cultural behavior skills.
identify students’ existing knowledge about professions.
expanding the knowledge, horizons, and vocabulary of students.
formation of cognitive interest in working people and their professions.
Design: proverbs about labor in Kazakh and Russian languages.
Preliminary work (homework):
Conversation about the diversity of professions.
Preparation of advertisements for the profession.
Guys, the hour is not far off when you will enter a new era in your life. Now the main thing for you is study, your diversified development is the basis for your future life. The time has come to seriously think about choosing your profession.
At your age this is not easy to do. Your parents, older brothers and sisters, friends, people whose opinions you listen to and who serve as an example can help you.
Today is not a very special day; we, friends, have gathered here to glorify the workers. Have you thought about how many people work to keep you fed, shod, dressed, so that your house is light and warm, so that you have notebooks and books in your briefcase? If you started counting all these people, you wouldn’t even be able to count them until the evening. From every thing you see around you, you can endlessly travel through construction sites, factories, factories.
Today we have a parade of professions. Do you want to take part in it?
“Then make yourself comfortable and listen.”
Some were sitting on a chair, Some were looking at the street, Borya was singing, Oleg was silent, And Sergei was shaking his leg. It was evening, there was nothing. The jackdaw sat on the fence, the cat climbed into the attic. Then Borya said to the guys, just like that: I want to become a car mechanic, but what about you? Being a car mechanic is cool, but I don’t know what. All professions are needed, All professions are important! Today is a special day! We have gathered here, friends, We will work in groups, And you, and he and I!
Guys, name the professions that you know (the named professions are posted on the central wall).
