Ditties about school are one of the funniest numbers at a children's party. The school life of boys and girls is full of funny incidents and funny situations that can be played out with the help of comic couplets. For example, for the holiday in honor of September 1, funny ditties about students in grades 1-2 who are not in a hurry to go to elementary school after the holidays are perfect. And on Teacher’s Day, schoolchildren in grades 3-4 can prepare couplets about teachers. And the teachers themselves, like the parents, are always ready to perform ditties at any holiday. For example, such a number would be appropriate for graduation, including in kindergarten. You will find the best school-themed ditties for adults and children in the following article.
Funny ditties about school for students in grades 1-2 - the best words Funny modern ditties about school - funny texts for children The funniest school ditties about teachers for the holiday of September 1st The best ditties about teachers and school from children for Teacher's Day - texts
Funny ditties about school
Now we don’t carry a diary into class. There’s simply no point in it: All marks and comments are sent to the Internet.
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At recess there is noise and thunder, At recess there is a column of dust! The guard says in his hearts: “This is not a school, but a madhouse!”
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Our teacher is at the door, Our lesson is over, We open our smartphones, We play during recess.
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And in mathematics we draw squares, circles and diamonds... Where can we find a bomb?
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Anatomy, science, - Just fun: We treated the skeleton to Sausage with biscuits!
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I don’t get bored in PE, I’m sitting in “world of tanks”, playing, But the PE teacher threatened me, I just knocked out his tank!
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Dad is called to school, and they will probably praise him there. Dad, red with embarrassment, will give me a belt on my birthday!
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There are no stupid people, neither boys nor girls, behind the A's the guys even stand in line!
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To everyone's grief, an electronic magazine has become a magazine at our school. To fix the problem, Dima hacked the school website.
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The school has a long corridor. Kostya rushes at full speed. Don't touch him while he's galloping, he's not Kostya - a fast horse!
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In my diary today “Neud” is swimming like a swan... I won’t go to visit on Saturday, a corner is waiting for me at home!
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And the guys should all know the history of the country - About rituals and icons, About Russian laws.
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Biology, guys, - A most interesting lesson, Only in this office, a flower withered on the window!
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Dima conducted the experiment with ink etching. Mom was very surprised: “Where is the deuce?” “Evaporated!”
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I'm good with mathematics, and I respect Russian, and that's why I quietly fall asleep on them.
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At school I decided to make a joke, I turned on the fire alarm. But I forgot one detail, Now at least squeeze me!
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There is no more patience During the singing lesson, Give me the accordion in my hands, I’ll play it myself now!
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Five tests this week, and Sergei is lying in bed. During the holidays Sergei is somehow healthier!
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What is this thunder and roar? Bullfight? Cow race? Maybe the catastrophe of the century? It's a school disco!
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I sit in class, I look at the teacher, The more he loads, the more I slow down.
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The school year has begun, the clock is ticking, and the question oppresses me: Is the holidays coming soon?
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Once with a friend on April Fool's Day, we changed it - what fun! — At school we are on the floor. All signs are “M” and “F.”
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Who's hustling at the buffet? Forging ahead? - Have pity on Ira, children, Give Ira a sandwich!
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There is firewood on the grass, and a button on the chair. The head overlooked, And the butt suffers!
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In our class, all the kids love to excel. Some draw, some sing, just not to study.
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Our dear school is releasing Mendeleevs and Coulombs from their desks... The world will be very happy with them!
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Past school number ten Well, I won’t pass: Either I’ll wash the windows, Or I’ll sweep the yard.
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Of course we love school, our dear school! Although some are dragged to this school by force.
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We live very friendly, we sing songs merrily. We won’t find a better good school than ours in the whole world!
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Our school is the best, And everyone is fed in the canteen, And we have a gym here, And we have countless kids.
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Our friend is tired, he's just sweaty from the lesson. Why is he so tired? “He waited the whole lesson for the bell to ring.”
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Tanya's grief is bitter, Everyone feels sorry for Tanya - A cheat sheet fell out of a hole in her pocket.
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In tenderness, Natasha looks tenderly into the microscope. Just as tenderly into the microscope, a microbe looks at her.
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Like a hero, Lena fought laziness all day long, But, much to her chagrin, Lena was defeated by laziness.
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Our ancestors drew Dinosaurs on the rock, and Antosha carved Katya’s profile on the table.
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Although the grades are not very good, Petya is very famous, Because, by the way, He moves his ears.
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In order to succeed in all subjects, Sveta believed in omens, but, alas, all omens are of no use for learning.
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Ira reads few books, - She always has something to do. I kept the book for a whole year, but didn’t read a single line.
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If Anya squints her eyes, it means she is waiting for a hint. Don’t squint your eyes in vain, Anya: We won’t give you a hint this time.
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We sat in class and looked out the window. We were bored in class and dreamed of going home!
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It's easy in the classics - HURRAY! - Jump into senior class. Only school is not a game, it’s work for you!
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It's good to be a bird, to swim like a free fish, to flutter over the grass like a moth - don't write a test!
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Using native literature Let's fly through time. What if we meet Pechorin and Anna Karenina!
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Dad hasn’t been able to finish his dissertation for a year - My first-grader son needs to make presentations.
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Vasya toils, sighs and mutters at the blackboard... He falls asleep, even the flies dry up from melancholy.
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Denis finished playing the game on the computer by morning. At school, at the blackboard, Denis, like a computer, “froze” himself.
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For breakfast early in the morning, you’ll eat a bowl of semolina porridge, because you won’t get an “A” on an empty stomach.
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Nowadays the technology is what we need, There is no need for fairy tales! Now the whole class is sending me tips on my cell phone.
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Two girls speak fluent English, Every word is “okay”, Apparently they are good girls!
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We are too lazy to write cheat sheets, our hands will get tired! Okay Google - no problem, Google will give answers to everyone.
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— Why is your friendly class all wearing gas masks? - Our Dasha perfumed herself with everything in the world at once!
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Valentin is our singer. He has great bass. But as he opens his mouth, it’s not a singer, but a hippopotamus.
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Katya took a long time to get ready and took a lot of things. And as it turned out later, I came to class without a briefcase.
Cool speeches from parents at graduation in 11th grade
School graduation in May 2022 is one of the most important holidays in your child’s life. Both graduates, the teaching staff, and the parents themselves approach the preparation of this event with special attention. Parents' speech at the graduation ceremony usually includes warm words addressed to the school administration and teachers, and parting words to the children entering adulthood.
In order for this event to bring more positive emotions and be remembered for a long time by all its participants, you can approach the preparation of parents’ response at the 11th grade graduation with humor: perform perky graduation ditties about your children and act out funny scenes about school.
Funny scenes from parents at 11th grade graduation
The theme of such an event is always the same - graduation from school, farewell to beloved teachers, the beginning of a new stage in life. This holiday is also a great occasion to remember the school years of your sons and daughters. Therefore, ditties from parents on a school theme will be especially relevant at the 11th grade graduation.
We know a lot of ditties - both good and bad. It’s good for someone who doesn’t know any to listen.
Hey, laughing mothers, start singing ditties, sing more cheerfully, To please the guests.
Mom laments loudly: “How the program is changing!” From my son Vasya’s notebooks I don’t understand what class he is in.
Ah, today is a holiday in the house, Cabbage pies - Petya has learned his lessons, All of them, even oral ones!
Dear Mom and Dad, What kind of allergies do you have? As you take your notebooks, you are all shaking with fever.
Oh, how timely my dad became so evenly bald, Otherwise, looking at my diary, He would have turned very grey!
-The diary, son, is not visible. Have you lost it again? - No, I gave it to Seryoga to scare my ancestors!
If, Petya, you later become a deputy, then your diary can become terrible compromising evidence!
The children visited the circus and saw magic tricks. After the tricks, everyone's Diaries disappeared!
-What are the gaps in the notebook? - Mom was indignant. “This,” Vova explains, “is a place for advertising.”
– Why were Katya’s problems solved by her father again? - Well, mom didn’t have time - she was busy with jellied meat!
These glorious days have flown by unnoticed. Look how our daughters and sons have grown up.
New institutions will soon open their doors to you, Don’t forget what you taught, After admission!
A ditty has a beginning, A ditty has an end. Whoever listened to our ditties, Let's face it - well done!
All the ditties have been sung, We think they are good, So clap more friendly: We tried with all our hearts.
Parents can also congratulate their children in an original way by staging a funny scene at their 11th grade graduation. The action of the miniature “Tour of the School” takes place in the distant future. The school director gives visitors an introductory tour of the school and shows interesting exhibits left over from past times.
He is holding in his hands a stack of sheets of whatman paper, the first of which shows a tile and inscriptions on it - those that are usually written on the walls in the toilet. Visitors are invited to look at the “wonderful rock paintings” left to descendants by a certain graduate.
Then a torn textbook is shown that the students used in “battles,” photographs of chewing gum glued to the bottom of the tabletop, etc. At the end of this funny scene for 11th grade graduates, the director says: “Yes, high school students left us a rich “legacy,” but we We know that they didn’t take him into adulthood.
In the following miniature from parents at their 11th grade graduation, they depict their grown-up children, who met a few years after graduation. Two former classmates, meeting by chance on the street, joyfully hug and greet each other.
One says: “Wow!” So many years have passed since graduation, and you have hardly changed. Have you seen any of ours? Second participant: - I saw Petya, and everything is fine with him, and he works as a realtor.
First participant: - Yes, I remember - back at school he tried to exchange his “real estate” with someone, that is, a place at his desk. Second: - And Masha became a doctor. First: - And this is not surprising! She tried to “cure” everyone at school too.
The “graduates” also remember their other friends. The student who loved to draw on desks became an artist, and the one who was always the first to be at the scene of interesting events became a correspondent for a news portal. (In this case, you need to list the real abilities of each of the graduates).
Ditties for graduation in 11th grade from parents about their children
Then, at the graduation party, parents can again perform 11th grade graduation ditties about school.
We composed ditties, We tried very hard. We just ask that you don’t be offended by us.
Our dear school is releasing Mendeleevs and Coulombs from their desks... The world will be very happy with them!
Our school is the best, great success awaits it! You will pass five Unified State Examinations and defeat everyone in the area!
We, of course, love school, Our dear school! Although some were dragged to this school by force.
What's that noise? What kind of scream? The whole school is rocking. These are our kids having fun.
We, parents, tried to learn everything and do everything, We studied together with you, We managed to overcome everything!
We sang a lot to you here, We entertained you nicely, We thank you from the bottom of our hearts - We clapped regularly.
And after these school ditties about your children, you can perform a remake song.
(To the tune of the song “I’m leaving, I’m leaving beautifully...” by the group “Zveri”)
There is nothing more to catch, And although your heart hurts a lot, You will have to leave: The school period is over. For our children, the door of life has opened - the path is clear. We part - and now both they and we are leaving,
Chorus: The eleventh is the last one mastered, And we leave, we leave beautifully. The eleventh is the last one mastered, And we leave, we leave beautifully.
We will remember you all - our children's teachers. Children are our common success, We cannot live without each other. For our children, the door of life has opened - the path is clear. We part – and now both they and we are leaving.
Chorus.
Everything ends in the world, But there will be no boredom at school. Other children will come to you, including our grandchildren.
Chorus: The eleventh is the last one mastered, And we leave, we leave beautifully. To our native school, “Thank you” from all of us. We are leaving, leaving beautifully. We are leaving, leaving beautifully.
We hope that the funny skits you staged at the 11th grade graduation and funny ditties from parents about graduates will enliven your performance, and it will cause a lot of positive emotions among the audience.
School ditties about teachers
Thank you for the sciences, Wise teachers. Because, we understand, you drove us for a reason.
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A spotted woodpecker is hammering a ringing pine tree with its sharp beak. Two magpies in class, breaking the silence.
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What kind of whispering is heard in the classroom? Who is stopping us like this? It's just someone discussing something with someone.
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We are very tired of studying every day. Let's make our life a little easier!!!
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Teachers moan, cry, They are not given salaries. I walked into school one day and they were chewing notebooks.
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I won’t let anyone write it off, let everyone call him a bad guy. Maybe later they’ll give me a pension early for being harmful!
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Our teacher is very strict. We didn’t go to class! How happy he was that he was freed from us!
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We came to school as sparrows, Now we soar like a swallow. We love teachers very much, we say thank you to everyone.
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The teacher wrote an assignment for me on the blackboard, Well, I’m sitting in anguish, There’s suffering on my face.
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And Irina Nikolaevna loves silence very much. Why he doesn’t like to make noise, I just don’t understand.
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For the first teacher, I don’t feel sorry for good words, After all, she managed to understand How to keep us at school.
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I go to school in the morning, the teachers are waiting for me. They will torture you in class - I will torture them too.
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Being a teacher is not easy, just reading your subject. The teacher must teach how to act in life.
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We came to congratulate you on Teacher's Day today. We wish you great success, so that they teach better than us.
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I'm sitting in class, looking at the teacher. I like the teacher when he doesn't swear.
The best ditties about teachers and school from children on Teacher's Day - texts
Traditionally, celebrating Teacher's Day at school is not complete without funny numbers about teachers, including ditties, performed by children. In honor of a professional holiday, they often prepare a whole selection of funny ditties dedicated to each individual teacher. Particularly funny are ditties about school and teachers performed by high school students and graduates.
Texts of the best ditties about teachers and school for Teacher's Day from children
Our mathematician bravely teaches children to the best of his ability. So that they can decide everything themselves, I bought all the solution books!
Our director purchased all advertising platforms. And He placed the multiplication tables everywhere.
Teacher's Day has come, I have been waiting for this day for a long time, I need to start the Holiday for Teachers soon!
The head teacher walks, the head teacher walks, Walks, smiling. Oh, I'm afraid it's not good: A thrashing is coming.
School ditties about being late
Met a centipede ant on the path. And while he was shaking his paws, he was late for class...
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My mother woke me up: “Get up quickly, son.” And I turned on my side and slept through one lesson!
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Roma will quickly come up with a reason for being late: Either he saved Yana from the wolf, or he found a meteorite.
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Vova is late for school. He explains simply: - And to study, Mary Ivanna, It’s never too late!
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I walked to school along the road, moving my legs slightly. Here are the steps. Here's the threshold. This is where the lesson ends!
Cheerful and funny school ditties about boys from girls - the best texts
In turn, girls can always prepare fun and funny versions of school ditties about boys. For example, such numbers are relevant at festive events in honor of February 23, which take place in a school or classroom.
Funny texts of funny school ditties about boys from girls
Vova is late for school. He explains simply: “And to study, Marivanna, it’s never too late!”
We'll sing ditties for you, perk up your ears. We'll sing for you about the boys and expect applause! Wow!
In our class, all the boys wear different pants. But when they go to serve, they will treasure the uniform! Wow!
Someone wants to be a tanker, someone just a pilot. Someone will become a sailor or a machine gunner! Wow!
School ditties about love
Kostya follows Ilona Every day, tries, Waits for Ilona to suddenly confess her love to him!
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At school I fell in love with Zhenya for her beautiful eyes. But then I fell in love with Sasha, such a dragonfly.
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Petya beat Katya - He even got tired: He beat him with a textbook, Maybe he fell in love?
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During the lesson about love I read prose. Suddenly Seryozhka came up and gave me a rose.
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Masha looked at me, I beamed with happiness, And when she winked at me, I tripped and fell.
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Every day my friend Kolya goes into battle. But my studies are not going well, the reason for this is Olya!
Next ditty
You have grown up and many of you will leave school and your favorite class. And, having fluttered out of the school nest, they may never return.
I hasten to follow up from fathers and mothers with parting words to tell you today: Go for it! Everything will work out for you! After all, they have given you a supply of solid knowledge!
And if a difficult choice confuses you, there is a sure way to get away from trouble! How to proceed? Moms and dads have advice: Ask mentally - and you will get an answer!
So that later, in moments of rare meetings, you can calmly look into your parents’ eyes. And we will be looking forward to your home with great hope and joy!
And for those who stay - to do everything: to succeed both in friendship and in studies, to find the right path among the multitude, and not to leave the chosen course!
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School ditties about friendship
If you are my friend, rescue me from misfortune: Raise your hand quickly so that they don’t call me.
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It's hard to study suddenly - Let your best friend help! Mom, dad, teacher Ask for a little help!
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My friend is modest at school, but at home he’s like crazy. He is ready to run, jump and frolic all day long.
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Congratulations to you, our dear guys, beloved children, on your graduation. You are tired of sitting at school desks and have decided to try yourself in an independent adult life. We will always support you and sincerely believe in you. May all your dreams become a happy reality for you, may there be no obstacles or obstacles on your path. Good luck to you, children, health and success. And, of course, on this day I would like to acknowledge our wonderful teachers who have made a significant contribution to the education and development of our children with a special sign of gratitude. Thank you very much. All the best to you and your talented students.
Congratulations on graduation We are 9th grade, How quickly you, children, grew up with us.
It’s as if you were recently brought to school, and now today you are graduates.
9th grade - fork in the road, Leave or stay, We want you to figure this out yourself.
Parental advice Let it not be superfluous, We wish you to make the right choice in life.
The ninth grade is already over. We wish you happiness, children. You have become wiser, older, and you know the value of words.
We wish you great success, Victories, beautiful achievements, Reciprocal feelings, honest confessions, Heart-intoxicating relationships.
Let a wonderful graduation open doors to the world for you, Let your dreams come true, Most importantly, try to believe.
You children grew up quickly, You became almost adults, And at graduation we secretly wiped away our tears.
We are happy for our children. We are all mothers, fathers. We congratulate your entire 9th class on graduation.
You all have to make the first choice in life. We want it to be correct and faithful.
So that you make your own decision, we will support you and will always be by your side.
9 years have flown by, our children have grown up, and today we came to congratulate you on your graduation.
We wish that you do not rush to say goodbye to your childhood, Your school time will be extended for 2 years.
Youth calls and beckons you, The world opens doors for you, Our children make the first decision in life.
Your parents wish you not to make a mistake in your choice, to continue the book of life with blank pages for you to write.
Ninth grade, please accept congratulations from all parents now! We are proud of you, you are our continuation, We love you very, very much, children.
May graduation today serve you as a wonderful occasion for happiness and goodness. Let success also serve faithfully, Never leaving in life.
Ah, it’s already ninth grade, time has flown by so quickly! We wish that each of you steps forward easily and boldly!
May your dreams come true, May success always await you, We wish you peace, kindness and a sea of joyful moments!
Happy graduation, dear ones, We wish you happiness, children. Congratulations to all the parents today.
For nine years you studied zealously, Keep it up, so that all your dreams will certainly come true.
The children decided to fly away from the school porch ahead of schedule, no longer to listen to lessons and instructions without end.
Having completed only nine classes, We set off on the path to adulthood, So let it be beautiful, I didn’t want to turn it off.
May everything be easy for you, May achievements and success await you, And may luck smile as you meet everyone in your new life!
School ditties about the diary
My diary, like a faithful friend, tried for me. I didn't learn my lesson, he stayed at home.
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There are many books in my briefcase, But the diary is lost in it, The diary is always lost, Like a deuce appears.
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My day is planned according to notes, I am an exemplary student! Why on Saturdays does Dad dream about my diary?
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If, Petya, you later become a deputy, then your diary can become terrible compromising evidence!
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We went to the circus as a class and saw magic tricks. After the tricks, everyone's Diaries disappeared!
School ditties about fighters
At school you can hear rooster noise and din here and there. Fights happen here - We have our own roosters.
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On the brooms in the corridor We fought like musketeers. As a result, there are Christmas tree sticks, there is Glory, but there is no panicle.
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Future boxer Ruslan does not waste time. Practicing the blow Learns from girls.
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For avid fighters Our advice may be new: Don’t pull or hit those who are smaller and weaker! Don't advertise your fists, but solve problems peacefully!
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Kirill whips Tanya with a wet broom. General cleaning Turns into a bathhouse.
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School ditties about recess
Our teacher explains the topic in silence... And the neighbor whispers to me: If only there was a change!
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It's cool to drive on parquet! It's a pity I don't have any skates with me. The uniform is dirty in the end - Well, at least the legs are intact.
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Our Lesha is at recess, smoking, He was always ruddy, He became yellow, like a lemon.
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Yesterday our class in the office broke a window. We told the teacher: “A midge flew by.”
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It's time for fun - an hour of fun! We arrive to class on time! There is no threat of success for those who did not learn the lesson, who during recess ran around shaking the walls!
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Our teacher is at the door, Our lesson is over, We open our mobile phone, We all play on bluetooth.
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The bell has now rung - the lesson is over. We run quickly to play, to gain strength for lessons.
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Our Vova was at recess, checking the strength of the walls. He tried so hard that he ended up covered in a cast!
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Valya, Sasha, Radik, Senya are running around during recess. Comments later: “We’ll relax during class!”
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What's that noise? What kind of scream? The whole school is rocking. The guys from the 8th are just having fun.
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I ran to recess, to stretch my body, I pressed my forehead against the wall, I forgot what I taught again!
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Everyone sings at the music, Dimochka is shy, But during recess her mouth doesn’t close..
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The office rattles, the staircase shakes. This is the quiet fifth “B” going down to the wardrobe.
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We made a little noise - The school windows rattled. We said: “Silence.” The wall at the school cracked.
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Sveta runs around the school, amusing herself with screaming... Maybe Svetlana is teething?
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School ditties about clothes and fashion
You don’t need to wear a tight skirt, Olya, to school. After all, you cannot give back to the offender with your foot!
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Our Olenka is a strong woman, She has a heavy load on her shoulder: A hundred kilos of chains on her, Buckles, hairpins, various beads.
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Katya took a long time to get ready and took a lot of things. And as it turned out later, I came to class without a briefcase.
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Olya fiddled with her comb and got her hair done for school. She tormented and tormented, but it turned out to be a stuffed animal.
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There is no dress code at school these days, and fashion has infiltrated it: It looks terribly strange in the lessons of Mary Ivanna.
School ditties about grades
School ditties about deuces
We are no strangers to deuces, deuces are so easy to grasp, you don’t need to learn anything - this is the reward.
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I’m not ready for the lesson And I’m sitting quietly, My head is full of brains, And there’s a two mark in my notebook.
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Didn’t answer about fairy tales. Alenka’s question. And they put the Ugly Duckling in her diary!
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Our Vitya doesn’t like poetry, Vitya didn’t finish his poem, and that’s why he got half a B at school today.
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For the test, Petrusha received a bad mark again. He got scared and lied: “I forgot my diary at home!”
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In our school everyone is equal, all girls, boys. If you get a bad grade in class, take off your pants under your belt.
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- You only have two grades, are you going to spoil them?! - I want to get into the Guinness Book, I need to break a record!
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I got a “four” - Mila boasts. But in fact there were two assessments.
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I came today sad, I got a bad grade again. Mom scolded me, but dad forgave me.
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Julia and Katya learned a new verse very quickly. And we got a four, unfortunately, for two.
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The essence of the “binary” law became clear to Anton: You study for two minutes - you get a D!
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Oh, save me! Oh, save me! Vitya Trushkin is drowning, drowning. Here I took my last breath... I drowned in twos again.
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Masha hid a notebook in the closet from her parents. Together the mice were indignant: “We’ll have to chew deuces again!”
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I let Ring write off all the problems on the test, And now in our notebooks, We both have D marks!
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“I know everything, I promise,” repeats our Noskov. And how will you answer - Master gets two.
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Ruslan has no patience, He didn’t finish learning the poem. And for half a poem I received half a four.
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My friend and I were walking, we forgot about everything. When the deuces were given, their mouths only opened.
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I have a two in my notebook. Very nice. I'll get a decent headache for it.
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Igor decided to joke and not teach lessons. After this joke, there are only “ducks” in the diary!
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Who has dogs, cats, Who keeps mice... In the diaries of Seryozhka and Leshka, Swans are bred!
School ditties about A's
The diary contains homework assignments. And the “fives” are standing next to each other. How good! Come on, mom, sign it!
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At our school I am not too lazy to study every day. For an A in work I'll come on Sunday!
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And the director of our school issued the following order: Whoever gets a hundred fives; She will give out prizes.
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We sang ditties for a long time, and now we want to say: “Hurry up, grab a pen and give us a FIVE in your diary!!!
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We hasten to congratulate teachers on the holiday! Maybe someone would like to put a “Five” in their diary!
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I really love to study and get straight A's, but more than that - to have fun, run, jump and scream!
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Everyone at our school is an artist and loves to sing and dance. Well, of course, in class we answer five.
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Katka is a black sheep! According to the dictation, “five” again. I couldn’t make a mistake to support us all.
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How to get A's, Everyone is interested in me. I can only give advice, How to kiss in the movies!
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Now we’ll sing ditties for you, You’ll recognize yourself in them. We joked a little about teenagers.
Vanya was late recently and went to bed late on the sofa. Where was Vanya last night? He was dumping trash cans in the park.
There is such silence, it means physics is going on. You can hear it even if a fly falls on the floor in the classroom.
Why is there steam coming out of all the kids during physical education? Everyone passed the race according to the standards, It was as if they were racing horses!
Sasha was a brave boy, he killed the compass with a tangent. And now all the equations are scattering in excitement.
Vova was also “smart”, he only memorized three letters. And he always writes them boldly on his desk so skillfully.
Who with elegant bangs has a lot of holes in his head? Whatever the girl doesn’t learn, everything will drown like in water.
Borya leads the formation around the school and says chants. This is how the boys pace, the school windows are clinking.
The Constitution was taught - the flag and coat of arms, and a new anthem. And when asked about them, Everyone forgot as one.
According to history, they asked who took Kazan from the khan. It turned out that the Khan of Rus' gave it up voluntarily.
Wooden gates were drawn. On paper it turned out to be a Mousetrap for a cat.
The geographer lost all of Yamal on his map yesterday. It turned out that Seryozha rented it for 5 years.
With my friend Vitya, they will be looking for diamonds there in the fall. Or they will become geologists, Or they can become cool.
We sang ditties for you, everyone had fun. It would be nice if you didn’t shed tears in your life!
Ditties about school subjects
School ditties about mathematics
Nikolai set the example, but Sergei interfered with him. Here, guys, is an example of how you can’t solve an example!
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I added, multiplied, subtracted, I wanted to write an answer, What kind of strange humor came out, There are five candies in a kilogram...
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Lenka allowed me to write off math, so I’ll have to kiss her at recess!
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“Blendamed” and even chewing gum Strengthen our teeth. Why then are the tasks “too tough for some”?
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I teach mathematics three hundred and forty days a year! The remaining twenty days I just think about her.
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There is an aspen tree on the mountain, and a cherry tree under the mountain. Nina divided fraction by fraction - Nothing came of it!
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Masha crams the formula, Masha mutters sadly: “These squiggles will drive you crazy!”
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During the lesson, our teacher asked the following question: How much is 2 by 2? Masha raised her hand but couldn’t multiply.
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Mathematics is difficult - everyone knows it. We will think and guess how we can solve problems.
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Vanya teaches theorems, he tries very hard. It's been two weeks now that Dad hasn't sworn.
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During a math lesson, a UFO flew to us. They looked at my notebook - They were blown away by the wind!
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I can't learn the multiplication table. With this mathematics there is only torment.
School ditties about the Russian language
Teach me to distinguish between Suffixes and prefixes. Mom will give me Yoghurts with additives.
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Our Ilya is a super-skilled goalkeeper, the guy catches every ball. And in the dictation he misses mistakes - well, at least cry!
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We write spellings in Russian... Oh, we’ll break the windows at school, We’ll break the frames!
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The letters in the Machine's notebook are not standing like they are on parade. The letters jump and dance, waving their tails at Masha.
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We wrote the essay all day until we were blue in the face, and when the work was handed in, it was with difficulty that we pumped everyone out!
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Our pockmarked chicken writes with her paw in the sand. Our Olya writes in the same way with a pen on a piece of paper
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Wake me up at night, in the very middle, I’ll tell you the alphabet without a single stutter!
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I will dedicate my life to my native language until my grave. I need to know exactly how to write the word “crisis”.
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Once Olya received a note from Sasha: Lend me a writing pen for dictation.
School ditties about physical education and sports
I love physical education, I can walk on my hands! But what a problem, my legs can’t carry me there!
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My favorite thing at school is physical education lessons! There is a free fitness room - good for your figure!
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Train our muscles, Temper them like steel, Relatives are surprised: I have become stronger and taller.
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In physical education class, we run and jump, As soon as the teacher turns away, we kick our legs.
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There is no better Vanya at school for shooting, throwing - He scattered his brand new briefcase around the building.
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In physical education class, we all sit without a uniform, and we look at the teacher’s biceps with delight.
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In physical education class we ran five laps. We ran, we ran, Oh, and how tired we are already!
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Tolya bragged to the guys about how he climbs ropes. - Don’t boast about the rope, just pull yourself up in your studies!
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Dirty Pasha looks proudly at the guys by right. It’s just that Pasha is a master of sports in ditch jumping.
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My legs are long and big. I train in running. Why, then, is my performance lacking?
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We all love to go for a walk, we love to have fun, but we don’t have enough equipment for physical education.
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- How long, Vova, can you run the 100-meter dash? “I’ll try for my own people. I’ll pay forty-five rubles.”
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Our life is easy and smooth. It doesn’t worry, it flows. Every day with physical exercises people get up.
School ditties about English
I studied the cases, solved mathematics, but my head couldn’t contain the English words!
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I respect English, I cram it every day, I don’t understand why, I’m telling you honestly.
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In English we learned Miracle new words: Brad and soup and jam, My head hurt.
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We study at an English school. We feel so sorry for our childhood! From dawn to dusk We are all leafing through dictionaries.
School ditties about geography
During the holidays I want to go on foot to Bulgaria. I spend the whole day now teaching the Science of Geography.
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During the lesson we chatted, We didn’t notice anything. And then we searched for a long time in the Himalayas for our Volga.
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Please, explain, Where is the north, where is the south, Otherwise we will go to Africa - We will all have a skiff there.
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No matter how we confuse, where is the Volga, where is the Nile. If you mix it up a little, it might get eaten by a crocodile.
Funny ditties about school subjects
I study science and gain a lot of knowledge. I blew up half the school! This is such chemistry!
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Once we were conducting an experiment in chemistry... We looked back at the school: Where did we go?
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We write algorithms in computer science, thereby disturbing the pace of the heart rate!
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The sweetheart in a white apron looks tenderly at the microbe. The microbe looks at her just as gently through the microscope.
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I love reading poems out loud, but it’s hard for me to understand Pushkin’s creations!
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I couldn't learn Natural Science again. Where can I get a skeleton to complete the task?
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Alas, alas, alas and ah! This happens not only in fairy tales. Those who do not know chemistry inevitably fail.
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In botany, we all leaned against our desks... We had colorful dreams about living organisms!
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During the drawing lesson we drew a steamboat. I didn’t hear the task, it turned out to be a lunar rover!
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I know the laws of physics - I’ll tell you without a doubt. The Laws of Attraction are preventing me from waking up!
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I looked at the pictures in a textbook. Finally I saw the pistil and stamens!
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I know Napoleon, He discovered America! I don’t have enough strength to teach history!
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During M.H.K.'s lesson, we love to shout. If only we wouldn’t answer questions.
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At work, all the girls embroider together. Well, the poor boys are carrying heavy things.
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We sewed an apron at work, we tried very hard, but when we started trying it on, we were confused ourselves.
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I've been bawling all day long without any embarrassment. Tomorrow I'll outsing everyone at the singing lesson!
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They say Pythagoras has very strange trousers, we don’t teach geometry, that’s all without pants!
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Let's go to history - Everything is shaking for the guys, Ah, our beloved historian! Have pity on you guys!
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How many years will I have to fly to Andromeda? Astronomy is a difficult science for me!
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Petya ran away from music and ended up studying botany. His answer was not bad: Do, re, mi, beans, peas.
Funny School DittiesA large selection of funny ditties and quatrains for school events and holidays.
Oh, I don’t remember again, how to write the word “THEET”! With the letter "I"? Or maybe without? I’d better write “FOREST”!
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I wrote the words in a notebook and checked them with emphasis. She hit and hit so much that she broke the desk!
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We finished studying, The class handed in textbooks, My textbook is the cleanest - I didn’t open it.
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- You only have two grades, are you going to spoil them?! - I want to get into the Guinness Book, I need to break a record!
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A star fell from the sky and broke into pieces, Our youth passes in high school at the blackboard.
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When the lesson is over, hurry up, children, to the catering unit. School bagels - The coolest!
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Our Vitya doesn’t like poetry, Vitya didn’t finish his poem, and that’s why he got half a B at school today.
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A joyful first-grader goes to school joyfully! In a year he will howl from the burden of studying!
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Now I’m going to the board - I’m not afraid of an ounce! I answer my lesson... to the soundtrack.
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I took a good run, My jump lasted a long time, During physical education class I jumped over the sand!
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I’m really, really looking forward to the holidays, I can’t bear to study! I wish the kids could get enough sleep in the morning!
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I love dictations! But I don’t know why My notebook is painted under Khokhloma.
Here is the multiplication table - A strange invention. I know one thing at a time, I forget the rest.
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If you are my girlfriend, rescue me from misfortune: Raise your hand quickly, So that they don’t call me.
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Mathematics for us is sheer torment, And like our torture, finding the root.
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During the lesson there is a hum, as if an all-terrain vehicle is driving. This is Nikolai from Kamchatka holding disputes with Dima.
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Our Ilya is a super-skilled goalkeeper, the guy catches every ball. And in the dictation he misses mistakes - well, at least cry!
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I should study “for fun”, I just have to not yawn. Write down the assignment for home and copy it from the workbook.
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- “I’m running” and “he’s running”, What time is it, Gena? Genka didn’t think for long: “This is a change!”
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We solved a logic problem with the whole family. Only the correct answer They never found out.
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I keep getting confused at the blackboard, I can’t find the answer. Maybe I should leave the class and enter the class again?!
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Our school is the best, great success awaits it! We will pass five Unified State Examinations and defeat everyone in the area!
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Parents are worried about getting their children ready for school: They need to get ready for repairs And donate money for uniforms!
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Masha hid a notebook in the closet from her parents. Together the mice were indignant: “We’ll have to chew deuces again!”
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The English language and I struggle with great difficulty, Only we know “Good bye!” Well, it's better to say goodbye.
I'm tired and there's no desire for anything, It'll wear me out soon This is training.
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Our Sergei competed with great success in cross-country skiing: He rode halfway on skis, He lay halfway in the snow.
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The janitor threw a heap of yellow leaves into the trash. The holidays are over, let's live until the next one!
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Fifth-grader Vasya did not count six or six. He says he taught for a long time, somewhere in the first grade.
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If Pushkin was called to our literature class, He would not wait long - He shot himself at that very hour.
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And in computer science our Brain freezes, Because the Brain does not have enough memory.
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They brought beauty and shine: Bow, hairstyle, new backpack! Books? They are not worth taking! It is harmful for children to carry loads!
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Dad solved the problem for me, I handed over the notebook and I’m crying - The teacher says, Dad took someone’s integral.
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Nina wrote at home that a cow lives in the forest. Also Nina, write: There are reeds in the garden.
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There is silence in the lesson, only Maxim always shouts: “Wait, don’t rush! I haven't finished writing it yet! Tell me where to read it! I’ve fallen behind you again!”
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By heart, ask your mother, I know all the words of the advertisement. And how come I can’t remember the table!
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We love geography, we study it strictly, we spend a long time choosing where to go on vacation.
In the 5th grade we got Geography. When we saw the globe, we broke it at the same hour.
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I learned a lot of new things at school from the teacher! “You have become too literate!” - Parents say!
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Our Olenka is a strong woman, She has a heavy load on her shoulder: A hundred kilos of chains on her, Buckles, hairpins, various beads
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Lenechka went to the gym. Lenya flexed his muscles. Lenya, strong and healthy, beats mosquitoes with a weight.
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I drag my backpack behind my back, And so the day goes by! Teaching is light, but it hurts the eyes when you come to class in the morning!
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Tanya's grief is bitter, Everyone feels sorry for Tanya - A cheat sheet fell out of a hole in her pocket.
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I'm walking with a large bouquet, in my backpack there is a pen and a notebook. If it really is a holiday, what is considered a tragedy?!
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I let Ring write off all the problems on the test, And now in our notebooks, We both have D marks!
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Vasya, why did you suddenly put two Yus in the “parachute”? - The arithmetic is simple - If it’s a pair, it means two!
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I'm taking care of my briefcase. I'll need it. It's good to slide down the hill on it in winter!
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My friend, aren't you ashamed? I ate a bun during class, Do you think it’s not visible?
My friend, I didn’t eat it: I took fifteen bites, I didn’t want any more!
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My friend, aren't you ashamed? You fight with the boys, Do you think it’s not visible?
My friend, I don’t fight. I hit two in the neck, I'm afraid of the third!
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I'm walking with a large bouquet, in my backpack there is a pen and a notebook. Well, I forgot over the summer, How to suffer for knowledge.
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Oh, I’m tired, I’m tired - I’ve been digging roots all day. Not in the forest or in the garden, but in words in your notebook!
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If every word becomes a grape, We will, of course, eat up Nadina’s chatter.
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Katya flew to school like that, she didn’t wear her uniform to school. Throughout the lesson I was counting the polka dots on Katya’s robe.
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I don’t want to go to school, I’d rather make an appointment with the doctor! I'll have fun cheering from the window at the class! I'll call you on the phone and tell you how cool it is at home! Let your friends be jealous, How cunning I can be!
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All the guys in the world know, Twice two is always four! And whoever does not agree with this is dangerous to society!
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I love playing football, I score great goals! The mathematician scores an excellent count in my diary!
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For straight A's I went to school and went to 1st grade! But I found out that we don’t have a better dining room!
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It’s not a turnip on your shoulders, it’s your head, brother! And that’s why it’s ridiculous to receive a “TWO” rating! All you have to do is push – and you’ll get a “FIVE” in your diary!
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By September, by September I give flowers to my friends. One bouquet, two bouquets - There are gifts, flower beds - no!
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Yura speaks in Russian: “I have a fever, I won’t recite the poem, my memory has somehow gone into shock.”
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My friend, aren't you ashamed? You were fidgeting in class, you think you can’t see it!
My friend, I didn’t even move. I looked around twelve times, I didn’t want to anymore.
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Do you think they teach you to subtract and multiply at school? They teach you at school, they teach you to calculate integrals at school! Do you think they teach you to read words by syllables in school? They will assign you essays - And your head will swell!
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I brought the deuce home, I can’t hide it. Mom comes to “Network City” in the evening...
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There is a basketball club, and what kind of clubs are not here! I love my native school, and especially the buffet.
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Our friend is tired, he's just sweaty from the lesson. Why is he so tired? — He waited the whole lesson for the bell.
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During the drawing lesson I tried my best: I drew a horse so that the class fainted.
Physics in 9th grade is just a brain explosion. I start to smoke, just opening the notebook!
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I have a strong friendship with my desk neighbor. And for all her tips, I bring her candy!
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The letters in the Machine's notebook are not standing like they are on parade. The letters jump and dance, waving their tails at Masha.
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We are learning English together, There are successes and progress: Instead of “yes”, now everywhere we answer in chorus “EU”!
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I liked Anton - He’s tall, slender, It’s a pity, he’s only friends with me during the test.
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Oh, save me! Oh, save me! Plyushkin Vitya is drowning, drowning. Here I took my last breath... I drowned in twos again.
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I'll be a literate bore after this school! And without school I would be a funny fool!
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My cheerful friends and I will sail into the distance on a school ship on the sea of Knowledge to an unknown land.
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My friend, aren't you ashamed? You're not helping mom, you think it's invisible!
My friend, I help her. Mom is vacuuming the rug, but I don’t interfere.
We sang a very funny song for you, so that none of you knew such a girl.
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We're going back to school, we won't let Mom down. So that the poor thing does not blush, so that she does not cry at the meeting.
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Misha wants to find out: is Olya better or Sveta? One has clearer handwriting, the other has tastier candies.
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The parents have a ring. Yulechka asks: “With a heart!” Dad to her: “Go to the gym, I saw two there at once!”
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I will grow up and become an inventor! To do this, I need to be attentive to my studies!
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The backpack is a miracle! Only now, Dear friends, All my toys don’t fit into that backpack!
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I got a bad mark again, my Diary was filled with colors. So that dad doesn't find out and doesn't take the computer.
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Dad will tell me the solution, Mom is writing an essay. Tomorrow at school I’ll get an A, I’ll only get an A for dexterity.
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I'm at recess at school, Like a rocket in the open air, I'm rushing with a wild cry, And I'm not afraid to stumble.
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Our Tanya is crying bitterly - She got three by accident. Hush, Tanya, wipe your nose, It doesn’t matter that there are three deuces.
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I learned to read, add and subtract. Soon I will be a businessman, I will start selling something.
For others, studying is light, For me, it couldn’t be darker! I'm really looking forward to the holidays... Then I won't go to school!
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The athlete is very strict, he trains our legs. I sat down and couldn’t get up - It’s good that my friend helped.
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This is the subject of literature, To understand its meaning, We need to borrow a book from the library every day!
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Once they gave Vovka sneakers on his birthday. Nice! Unfortunately, he's not good with his laces.
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I’m not ready for the lesson And I’m sitting quietly, My head is full of brains, And there’s a two mark in my notebook.
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We are under control at school From eight to five, Cameras are watching us, We can’t leave early.
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We learn theorems together, we try really hard. After all, next week, Tests begin.
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Well, music for us is not a subject, but just a class! Open your mouth wider, and your neighbor will sing for you.
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In music lessons we study scales. We've become adults and we'll eat without our mother.
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Two plus two equals four, Three plus two is, of course, five. Eighth-grader Vanya loves solving mathematics!
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Kostya was called to the board. He was not sad for long. I wanted to write an example, but I accidentally ate chalk.
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No matter how we confuse, where is the Volga, where is the Nile. If you mix it up a little, it might get eaten by a crocodile.
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I dream of becoming the first student in the class soon! Just don't jinx yourself, but so far everything is ok!
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- How long, Vova, can you run the 100-meter dash? “I’ll try for my own people. I’ll pay forty-five rubles.”
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We are laughing girls, We are always cheerful: Now we will sing ditties for you, Yes, about school affairs.
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Our pockmarked chicken writes with her paw in the sand. Our Olya writes in the same way with a pen on a piece of paper.
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There is an aspen tree on the mountain, and a cherry tree under the mountain. Nina divided fraction by fraction - Nothing came of it!
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We learned to sew at work, but our efforts were in vain. The rag came out, not the apron, No matter how hard we tried.
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Seryozha has no hearing, the bear stepped on his ear. He says: “Sing quietly - the choir cannot be heard behind you!”
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I compose ditties, I am not too lazy to compose them. If I didn't go to school, I would compose all day.
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The alphabet from “A” to “Z” I learned before school: I was going to school - So I tried!
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“Blendamed” and even chewing gum Strengthen our teeth. Why then are the tasks “too tough for some”?
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Vanya teaches theorems, he tries very hard. It's been two weeks now that Dad hasn't sworn.
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My legs are long and big. I train in running. Why, then, is my performance lacking?
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First-graders guys - The luckiest ones: No homework - This dense stuff.
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It's good to be a bird, to swim like a free fish, to flutter over the grass like a moth - don't write a test!
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Andrei runs faster than everyone else And slides down the hill, And at his desk he trembles, Like a mouse in a hole!
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During class, I got a headache. I'll go to bed, take a nap, I'm quiet - I don't make noise!
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We study at an English school. We feel so sorry for our childhood! From dawn to dusk We are all leafing through dictionaries.
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Where is Bombay? Answer quickly! Everyone knows this for sure, It’s somewhere on the Moon!
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I'm good with mathematics, I can solve anything for you, Only the truth, to be honest, I'm guilty of using a calculator...
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The diary contains homework assignments. And the “fives” are standing next to each other. How good! Come on, mom, sign it!
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I added, multiplied, subtracted, I wanted to write an answer, What kind of strange humor came out, There are five candies in a kilogram...
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Julia and Katya learned a new verse very quickly. And we got a four, unfortunately, for two.
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I respect English, I cram it every day, I don’t understand why, I’m telling you honestly.
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Our school is the best, And everyone is fed in the canteen, And we have a gym here, And we have countless kids.
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Two plus two equals four, Three plus two is, of course, five. Eighth-grader Vanya loves solving mathematics!
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We sang ditties for you. They are all funny. They wanted to joke from the bottom of their hearts about school science.
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Our biologist, a very smart Darwin, was not standing nearby. He crossed a beaver and a pumpkin. The pumpkin beaver ran away.
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