Organizing a holiday with your students is not always easy, especially if you have run out of ideas and are tired of everything ordinary. But on the eve of the holiday, we wrote funny, short and modern skits for Teacher’s Day for high school students, which can be safely performed at school among students in grades 6–7 and even graduates. Our productions can safely participate in the competitive KVN or as individual congratulations with humor for teachers. Forward, friends, to a fairy tale of adventure and a sea of laughter.
You will need this: Wall newspapers for Teacher's Day
Congratulations to colleagues on Teacher's Day
Songs remade for Teacher's Day - modern
Paraphrases about different things
Characters:
- Humpbacked - gang leader
- Blotter (first)
- other bandits
(The sound of “Murka” sounds. Guests enter the hall, dressed up in the costumes of the characters from the film “The Meeting Place Cannot Be Changed” - Hunchback, Blotter, etc.)
First: What is all the noise, but there is no fight?
Second: The lads are walking, in kind.
Hunchback: Stay alert.
First: Listen. Hunchback, can't something happen right here? What a makhalov!
Humpbacked: Hardly. Don't be upset in vain, Blotter. I've already chatted with someone about this. Everything will be fine. Truncated?
Second: Lada!
Humpbacked: (addressing the guests) Well, are you enjoying yourself, guys?
Guest: Of course. Listen here, Hunchback. Join us.
Hunchback: (sitting down) What are we drinking for?
Guest: There is something, don’t worry. It’s (birthday person’s name) birthday.
Humpbacked: Then I probably won’t refuse. Pour it up! (Drinks.)
Humpbacked: (addressing the birthday boy) You know, (name of the birthday boy), I didn’t come empty-handed. I’m overstocked and I can’t handle it.
(Gives gifts to the birthday boy.)
Humpbacked: And now - a song! Frets? (addresses Blotter) So that everything is without tops.
(The guests applaud.)
First: Come on, friends, move away and let’s not disband the locators. I'm embarrassed, damn it.
(Everyone leaves.)
First: That's it, I'm on topic. Give me some music.
(Against the background of B. Savelyev’s music “Song about Fedya”, he speaks in recitative.)
I have a problem with my hearing - A bear stepped on my ear. Damn, crushed my ear. I sing, I don’t strain. Damn, I can’t vouch for the motive. I can only vouch for the market. (Dances.)
(Sings to the melody from the play “Juno and Avos” for the “new Russians.”)
You're sending me to a showdown. You will call your cell phone quietly. You will never let me down. You will never screw me over. I'll go somewhere in the summer. I’ll leave my Mercedes for you. Returning is a bad omen. I will never let you down.
I’ll fax you a couple of lines From Florida, from the Canary Islands, from everywhere: I will never let you down. I will never forget you;
(One of the participants interrupts him and sings the song “At the samovar, me and my Masha”)
Second: And in the Canaries, it’s better than on the bunks. And if not, I will answer for the market.
First: In reality, your cuckoo has finally moved away. Or the geese have flown away. One of two - there is no third!
(Continues to sing.) But when I come, you won’t come out to meet me. I'll think, how cool, God! You will never see me, And, in reality, damn it, I won’t see you either.
Humpbacked: Well, everything is glossy, bro. All is well! Relax!
Birthday boy: Thank you, respectful, Humpbacked! Let's go for a ride. (They drink.)
Humpbacked: Well, we drowned! Pokedova!
(They leave.)
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At school concerts and various holidays, in addition to amateur performances, in which the vocal and dancing talents of classmates are clearly demonstrated, funny dramatizations, theatrical performances and skits are especially popular. We offer a script for a comic school skit “A Well-Deserved Grade,” written based on the story of the same name by Konstantin Melikhan (thanks to the author!). Such a scene can be shown on any holiday: Day of Knowledge, Teacher's Day, March 8, or graduations.
Characters:
Teacher Maria Ivanovna (name can be any)
Schoolchildren (it is better to call the children by their proper names, here the names are conventional. There may be more or less of them)
School scene script
Maria Ivanovna: Denis, where do wood grouse winter?
Denis: They roam under the snow.
Maria Ivanovna: Interesting observation. Lera, what do you know about crabs?
Lera: Crabs... (waiting for a hint) These are fish... Similar to crayfish!
Maria Ivanovna: Sit down, already! Julia, What class does the cross spider belong to?
Julia: To the cruciferous class!
Maria Ivanovna: And our Yulia has all the flowers on her mind! Where do hamsters live? Kirill!
Kirill: At the pet store!
Maria Ivanovna: What are you saying?!!!
Rogov enters
Maria Ivanovna: Well, why were you late this time?
Rogov: I accidentally fell into a puddle, returned home to change clothes, and at the same time... and had lunch.
Maria Ivanovna: And how did you eat? Sit down, my goodness! Well, since we're all here, let's listen to... Rogov! Learned?
Rogov: Taught.
Maria Ivanovna: Start!
Rogov: Out loud?
Maria Ivanovna (menacingly): Rogov!
Rogov: Your smile is wonderful!
Maria Ivanovna (conciliatory): Well, well, Rogov, tell me.
Rogov: Your hair is always so neat! Not what I have.
Maria Ivanovna (embarrassed): Thank you.
Rogov: Your blouse is beautiful, it suits you.
Maria Ivanovna: Do I understand correctly, you haven’t learned your lesson?
Rogov: Sorry, I didn’t learn. You can’t hide anything from you... Of course, with such and such work experience! How long have you, Mary Vanna, been suffering with people like me at school?
Maria Ivanovna: Oh, Rogov, Rogov! Tell me, where do birds fly for the winter?
Rogov: There!
Maria Ivanovna: Well, sit down. Troika!
(Addresses the class): Well, since Rogov has distinguished himself so much, I’ll ask everyone. Now we will conduct a quick survey with you. Anya, what benefits do ants bring?
Anya: Ants protect fruits from caterpillars, and people then collect and preserve them.
Maria Ivanovna: Who knows why some birds fly south?
Fedya: And some people are probably lazy!
Maria Ivanovna: Look, our Fedor has woken up! Where do whales live? Well!
In chorus: In China!
Maria Ivanovna: Well, you are on a roll with me today: the further you go, the more interesting it gets! How do pigeons reproduce? Rogov!
Rogov: Pigeons lay eggs, and then little darlings hatch from them.
Maria Ivanovna: It’s good that it’s not cabbage rolls! Sit down, my dear... Julia, what are nature reserves?
Yulia: Nature reserves are places where animals take a break from people.
Maria Ivanovna (walking around the class): Really? I didn’t even know! Where can I find a teacher reserve? Kirill, what skull bones do you know?
Kirill (waking up): Frontal, parietal and slap on the head!
Maria Ivanovna examines the note taken from the girls.
Rogov (talking to Fyodor, his desk neighbor): There’s no secret here: tell this kikimore a lie about her eyes and blouses, and she’ll relax!
Fedya: Hush, he'll hear you!
Rogov: Nonsense! Don't drift, she's two meters away and Ramstein won't hear!
Maria Ivanovna (sits down in her seat): Now let’s listen to Rogov.
Rogov: You already asked me...
Maria Ivanovna: And I’ll ask you about an old topic. Tell us about...
Rogov: Your smile is wonderful...
Maria Ivanovna: What else?
Rogov: Nice voice!
Maria Ivanovna: Closer to the topic!
Rogov: You have the figure of a top model!
Maria Ivanovna (doubtfully examining her figure): So you don’t know anything at all!
Rogov: You are just like Messing, you see everything, you know everything! And why did you go to school to work? You're spoiling your nervous system because of people like me. Tomorrow is a holiday: You should go to a spa salon, but here you are ruining your health! And even better - go to the sea, read poetry, meet a good person!
Maria Ivanovna: Well, sit down, Rogov. Troika…
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Funny skits for high school students
Incident in the library
In the school library, an elderly employee is bored at the counter. There is dead silence all around. Three high school students enter and say loudly:
- Please give me 3 servings of French fries, 3 hamburgers and cola.
Employee (in an indignant whisper):
-Are you crazy?! This is a library!
Guys (lowering his voice to a whisper):
- Got it! (then they whisper very quietly). We have 3 servings of fries, 3 hamburgers and cola.
For high school students, scenes that require extras will be appropriate.
Troublemaker
High school girls screaming and dragging the indignant and reluctant guy. The teacher notices and stops:
- What's going on here?!
One of the girls explains:
- Can you imagine, this unscrupulous Petrov spied on us in the locker room!
The teacher asks Petrov sternly:
Petrov first blushes and is silent, and then loudly and indignantly says:
- No!
High school girls in chorus, disappointed:
- How is it - no???
