The coming New Year always brings new hope for success in life, as well as for overcoming all kinds of difficulties and troubles. The last week of the outgoing year is an excellent time to prepare joyful, unusual, comic congratulations. To make this task easier, we offer below a large collection of beautiful, original, official and humorous, funny and touching congratulations to work colleagues in poetry and prose, in your own words. If an employee is currently on vacation, then you can congratulate him by sending a short SMS - Happy New Year greetings or sending a New Year's wish by email.
New Year's greetings to the team in verse
I congratulate all my colleagues on the New Year and wish that work does not languish and gives pleasure. Optimism and positivity Let him join the team. So that salaries are increased and paid out more often - three or four times a month. Come on, all the pockets are wider! So that the bosses don’t fuss, Love you all like your relatives, Give vacations on time... Well, about once a year. Well, the good-natured Santa Claus will give you happiness, love and blessings. May he promote you in your career and give you gifts!
*** I hasten to congratulate you on the New Year from the bottom of my heart, colleagues! Let your income grow Not every day, but every hour!
Let only happiness reign in the family, let your health be strong, let problems and bad weather go away, let sadness and sadness rush away!
On this holiday I wish you all a lot of fun, jokes, laughter, kindness, smiles, a sea of light and a lot of great success! *** Let the New Year enter your home with an alluring bright light. May your dreams come true, may there be no fuss. And as you bid farewell to the Old Year, get rid of all your troubles. Leave all the sorrows in the past, all the troubles, all that you were silent about... Don’t be afraid of new beginnings! Don't be afraid of creative quests! After all, the New Year is like a blank slate, and you are the only soloist of those songs that you will have to sing. After all, the New Year is about to burst in! And dancing and dancing will begin... And you will find yourself in that fairy tale that will change everything. Here's to the New Year! Let it come!
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My dear colleague! Happy holidays to you. Try to capture some of the Christmas spirit so that it stays with you throughout the next year. I wish all the following days to be filled with fun, adventure, and joy. On this New Year's Eve you are more beautiful than ever, remain so sweet and unique for many years to come!
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We can mix up our affairs, end up on the boss’s carpet, at work, as if we were sawing in the forest: If you give a tree, you saw it, and that’s it! We are the most important hard workers here, and at lunch and during breaks we rest. That's what it means - colleagues. And we are not waiting for Lonely everyday life with iced tea. The team is strength, and on the New Year I am glad to congratulate you all. May this fresh New Year bring you Respect, happiness and good luck.
Funny scenes - an ideal solution for a corporate event
Not a single corporate event is complete without a fun feast, and on New Year's Eve you definitely need to have fun in the company of colleagues and relax. I suggest you include another dance skit in your list of entertainment at the festive evening, which, without a doubt, will stir up your colleagues and lift their spirits.
For everything to go well, choose from your colleagues the Snow Maiden and the Snowman, who will be the presenters. They only need to greet the guests and promise that everyone will receive a gift (small gifts should be prepared in advance), but not just like that, but after the dance competition. It is better to organize a team of men and women and take turns playing a variety of musical compositions. An incendiary medley will definitely lift your spirits and soon the whole team will start dancing.
After the dances, the presenters should thank the participants and begin the ceremony of presenting New Year's gifts in the following categories:
- The most active participant.
- The most fun.
- The most diligent.
- The most modest one.
- The most incendiary.
- The first handsome man.
- The first beauty.
This is just a small example of nominations, be sure to add something of your own, and select gifts based on the fact that the year of the White Metal Rat is coming. These can be animal figurines or other comic, cool souvenirs.
Comic Happy New Year 2022 greetings to colleagues in prose and poetry
Comic congratulations can improve your mood and make the holiday fun, funny and memorable.
I wish my friends that their reflection in the mirror does not frighten them, but makes them rejoice and enjoy its beautiful appearance. Run quickly to the gym immediately after the New Year's feast, get in shape so that you can be slim and fit all year.
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Happy New Year and Merry Christmas! Be patient so that the coming year 2022 will bring everything that your heart and soul desires. Step confidently up the stairs to your dreams! After all, they always come true, you just have to really, really want them.
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I want to congratulate all my friends in my own words , without prepared standard phrases! May the complacent Pig give you good health and material well-being, give you peaceful days and new meetings. Let every new day of 2022 begin with good news. Happiness and luck!
New Year greeting cards
It is not always possible to personally congratulate colleagues or subordinates on the New Year holidays. Often branches of one enterprise are scattered in different parts of the country, and time zones may differ. Of course, in the age of digital technology, this is not a problem, because you can congratulate a person by sending a bright postcard by email. I offer you a selection of the best holiday cards that you can download in two clicks and send to your colleagues.
Choose bright or funny postcards for colleagues and subordinates, send them in instant messengers or work chats on the eve of the holiday, because no one should be left without congratulations on the New Year!
Short SMS - Happy New Year greetings to colleagues
New Year is a good time! New start and new achievements! To all colleagues - joy, kindness, Strength, health, vigor, luck!
Let comfort always reign in the house, And let the soul know no sorrows! Let the New Year's fireworks raise the bar for your mood! *** Here's what I want to say, people: The New Year is in a hurry to visit us! I wish you all the luck, good salaries, many bonuses. So that the boss only admires us and never finds fault! Let happiness await us in the family and at work, not worries. May a miracle come to us soon on the wonderful New Year holiday! *** I cordially congratulate everyone and with all my heart I wish you an increase in salary, so that you are all rich.
Let the bosses not scold you or call you to the carpet. Let your career grow as soon as the New Year comes.
And let each Snow Maiden receive a fur coat as a gift, And let her “Frosty Grandfather” receive a Mercedes convertible.
In general, drink, and walk, and celebrate to the fullest. May the coming New Year bring you only joy.
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I hope the new year brings gifts that you won't be able to find under any tree. These are the gifts of inner peace, personal growth, excellent health, prosperity and love!
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Colleagues, leave your affairs and worries behind. The New Year is already knocking on our gates. Let's welcome it and have fun, After all, we had to work all year long.
Let there be good luck and let there be luck, The soul will not recognize resentment and doubt. All good things await you in the new year, May it bring you happiness and joy.
Let's raise our glasses to the year that is coming, let love and prosperity find you. I wish all your dreams to come true and your most cherished desires to come true! ***
I wish that Santa Claus brings a pack of green bills to your house and opens a bank account for you that will fill up and never run out! Let your refrigerator become a real storehouse of delicious foods and aromatic wine. Your faithful friends and associates in the bathhouse and in the gym. Happy New Year!
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We can handle any job, we simply radiate positivity. Everyone has “needs” and “wants”, and together we are an excellent team.
Everyone has their own home, their own family, but we spend a lot of time together. I want to congratulate you on your holiday. Employees, colleagues, Happy New Year!
*** Happy New Year! This year I wish you that wealth and luck are at the same time with you, and that health and luck fly into your window. Lots of laughter, lots of happiness! Let all bad weather go away. So that Grandfather Frost brings you growth in your career, and the Snow Maiden brings you great income!
*** I wish that this night, work fades into the background. So that instead of folders and reports - a glass of champagne and cake!
May faith and luck walk nearby, in this New Year, the health of loved ones, and in addition, the best events, turn around.
I also wish you creativity, more laughter, positivity, emotions, lightness, freedom... Let your income grow to the skies!
*** The year flew by so quickly, There was so much to do, May successes and victories await you all in the new year!
In my heart I wish you comfort and happiness every minute, In the family - mutual understanding, In your career - only prosperity.
There is a lot of health, we have become stronger, so that all dreams suddenly become reality. I wish you faithful friends and fruitful, bright days! *** May the New Year bring a lot of joyful troubles. There are additions to the balance sheet, and promotions to the career.
So that everything can be completed on time, Without problems and without hassles, So that you can work with laughter. Happiness, joy, success!
So that the friendly team unites us even more, So that we always go to work with great pleasure!
Funny congratulations to colleagues for a corporate event
Toasts are heard everywhere Under the splash of wine and the clink of glasses In hot pathetic speeches Alcohol vapors float over the hall.
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Surrounded by a flock of girls, a guy wobbles with a sweaty torso, and men far from their wives dance with them carefree.
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Jackets hang on the backs, cold dishes become boring, and with the approval of the toastmaster, wine vessels become empty.
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The corridor smokes with menthol, cooling the fever of the body. Already these ones are “overkill”, And the other one has difficulty thinking.
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And gradually from people Wine washes away everything human And turns into pigs This whole herd is a buffoon.
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We sipped vodka and wine, ate roach and beer, and as in a fancy movie, intimacy was created by the team!
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The caretaker squeezed the accountant, And the supervisor squeezed the headmistress, The computer guy called into the bushes. Once upon a time, a fashionable actress!
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The chief accountant, like a furious dragon, fell on the secretary, Her glamorous silicone started smoking in a minute!
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The plumber spent a long time convincing the queen from the financial department to forget the loan capital and get down to business as quickly as possible!
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And the young general, a retired cleaning lady, taught her to work with her head and sang a romance about a pioneer!
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The member of the board of directors himself did not tear himself away from the people, went to the cows in the garden and proudly distributed the business plan to them!
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His mischievous assistant quickly ran after a local chick, And under a mountain with thick grass They depicted three tankmen!
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A series about a gangbang It seemed like a children's matinee, The harsh forest moaned like an animal, Like branches cracking at the fire!
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And having had a blast, the group fell asleep as a group, Some under the table, some in the reeds, Some in the toilet, some in the nettles!
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The forest did not remember such miracles. It froze in fear and began to cry. They themselves, having sobered up, forgot who married whom!
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Friends forgot about everything. They rushed home at dawn, Wives and husbands will remind. In the morning everything was on the Internet.
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Team spirit, working spirit, economic happiness - that comes later. Now be glad to seem cheerful and lively.
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And try to light it up. For decency. Everyone knows that the organizers are dashing. They tried their best for us with all their hearts.
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And, maybe even, It will happen - You will really start having fun. There are so many young guys here, of whom the corporation is proud.
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And the fatigue of the office, extinct faces will pass. A live corporate party will take you away from work Into a world where there is a disco show Under the night Breath of summer But I see Only the shadow And the heat of your eyelashes.
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Only it wasn’t, Probably, it just wasn’t Dreams sometimes turn our heads like the heights of the sky. And at the last moment of Farewell, we do not make promises, only the touch of your lips and the heat of your eyelashes.
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It just didn’t happen, You know, It just didn’t happen. This moment will pass And the night will pass with sweet fiction. We will return to our Strange world, And, of course, Our bright love will end With a windy dawn
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A singer from the capital was invited, I won’t mention his last name, but I will say his voice is excellent, Like a nightingale sings, his mother is vigorous.
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Well, in general, the voice of golden Russia, sang to us tenderly about love that evening, And we sat at the tables, drank vodka, After all, Gazprom’s money is not our own.
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And for free, he and the vinegar are sweet, Well, in general, we got a little drunk. Corporate party, I give you a brief report: We just had a blast that evening.
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And then the squeezing dances began, the accountant danced on the table, our secretary joined in these dances, and both ladies were in niglige.
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Our director was completely intoxicated, he groped the lawyer’s breasts in front of everyone, and his deputy, well, he got so drunk, he walked around hiccupping, causing laughter.
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But the two males couldn’t share the lady, so let’s beat each other up. And remembering someone’s mother with obscenities, Everyone tried to win the battle.
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And chairs and plates were used, Forks and knives clanked around, They flew like Belka and Strelka, Having torn their clothes, they were like homeless people.
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The draw result satisfied both of them. And while continuing to rest, the fighters decided: their object of love was not worth it. They began to pour vodka for each other.
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And the noisy fun continued, There was a striptease with karaoke on the table, And in the morning everyone had the same opinion: “Didn’t I just dream about this holiday?”
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Well, in general, we had a great time, the corporate party was held with dignity, Gazprom completed the cultural program, and all the employees had a blast.
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And so that our dreams can come true, Our corporate spirit does not fade away, We will gather every month, After all, we have a friendly team, we have friends!
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Corporate party, corporate party, Our team recently held a corporate party, it was just great, Now the whole city is talking about us.
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Yesterday you were simply shocked, drunk in a bar, dancing a striptease. And today there are rare sausages, The voice is quiet, and the eyes look down.
Short Happy New Year wishes to colleagues in your own words and in verse
I wish you a miracle in the new year, I wish you happiness in the new year. And let every minute fill you with a fairy tale of happiness. *** May the New Year bring you hope, May there be wonderful moments in it, May everything become better than it was before, Good luck and amazing achievements everywhere! ***
On New Year's Day, I tell you, Miracles happen. In the coming year, may your dreams come true. *** Let this new year begin in an excellent mood, with luck, happiness, and inspiration. May you be lucky! *** Happy New Year, May it be happy. May he bring love, kindness, good luck to every home.
*** May the New Year bring happiness, joy, health, and may luck in your wallet bloom in riotous colors! *** In the New Year I wish you a lot of happiness and love, a lot of joy and money, and good luck ahead. *** Start the new year with a clean slate. Let the problems in the old dissolve, And in this there will only be miracles, Which will help you not to give up! *** Let the aroma of juicy pine needles fill everything around, The year will be generous and rich, And happiness will knock on the house! *** Happy New Year, I wish you bright new impressions, I wish you a lot of happiness, Joy, goodness, health.
*** Happy wonderful New Year, bright, bright, kind, prosperity, happiness, peace, may it give strength.
Original New Year's wishes in prose
The best original wishes will delight your loved ones.
Colleagues, Happy New Year! Let love, luck, happiness often surround you in a friendly round dance!
Huge salaries for everyone, Growing and immodest, Indecent success and excellent rest! ***
May the New Year bring good luck, stability and immeasurable income. May this year be generous with gifts, May the main peaks be conquered.
I wish everyone happiness, and love, and the fulfillment of all kinds of desires. May your days be very bright. And various impressions for you!
*** Today is a working day for us, But the heart asks for celebration, After all, the hour of the magical night is close! My head is spinning with happiness!
The best gifts to you, colleagues, And a wallet full of money. And be lucky forever, receive delight from life.
Work with eternal inspiration - Run home at full speed. Bright miracles will certainly come to you, great luck on all fronts!
*** May the New Year bring you prosperity and income. Let success accompany you, So that there are no obstacles in anything.
Let your health be strong, May your mind be enlightened and tenacious, May there be peace in the world, and may there be harmony in families. Raise everyone's salaries.
Lots of strength and optimism, Travel and tourism, Sunny weather in our souls. Everyone, colleagues, Happy New Year! ***
The coming New Year's Eve delights us with snowflakes that swirl in a light dance, Christmas trees, sparkling bright lights, songs and fun. Let this amazing holiday of magic and fairy tales give you the best moments of happiness, the radiance of the eyes of your loved ones, bright events, fun, laughter!
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May luck wink at you all in the coming year, may troubles pass you by, may your income grow steadily!
Let your dreams come true, And let there be no sad days. There is more warmth in the hearts, And there are festive lights in the house!
*** On New Year’s Day, I can wish my colleagues a lot: So that there is less work, So that you don’t have to get up early.
So that the team is rewarded with a bonus more often, So that small but positive things happen every day.
So that we work together, since we have the same goal. So that in the summer they would let us all go south together.
Short funny New Year greetings to work colleagues
Short New Year wishes for your colleague can be expressed in telephone messages or sent by email.
We are together every day, From eight to five; We probably won’t find a better team.
I want to congratulate you on the New Year, friends! We can handle all tasks, Where you and I are together.
Let's celebrate the New Year with our family, I wish that all the holidays pass without worries!
And in the new year we will meet again, To work and create, And to receive money!
Let the New Year give us the fulfillment of our plans and add patience to us, If there is too much to do.
May your work, colleagues, bear fruit: Your income will increase and your dreams will come true! ***
May the gentle sun and bright days of hope be faithful companions throughout the 12 months of 2022. May your life be filled with meetings with kind people, and may true friends help you in difficult times. In the coming year, may all your plans and dreams come true, and may the love of your dearest people warm your hearts!
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Colleagues, Happy New Year to you! I wish you peace, happiness, Huge bonuses, days off, Praise - all at once, So that everything comes easy Both in life and in work, So that every day of yours passes as if at a resort!
*** Happy New Year, May everything go smoothly, Happiness to you for the whole year, A better life - without hassle!
Let luck wander around, caressing you with a gentle gaze And fulfill all your desires - For worthy efforts!
May you all be lucky all year long, May happiness only await you, Tenderness, sincerity, smiles, Without any mistake!
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I would like to wish our business partners mutually beneficial and fair transactions in the Year of the Pig, because it promises to be prosperous and successful. Let our cooperation achieve the highest results, and let all ideas be translated into reality. I wish you a productive partnership, business prosperity, stable and reliable customers. Let financial crises pass you by, and let peace and prosperity reign in families!
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I wish my work colleagues to achieve all their goals in 2022 and gain satisfaction from many endeavors. Make this the best year for yourself! Wishes to our team can be expressed not only in words, but also in material support, so I wish everyone decent financial income, thanks to which you can soak up the warm sea coast this summer or go on a foreign tour.
Comic New Year greetings to work colleagues
Happy New Year 2022 greetings to colleagues in prose on the eve of the holiday sound sincere, cheerful, and sometimes playful and amusing. Joking words encourage those who remain at their workplace on New Year's Eve, inspiring them to complete their tasks. From the management of enterprises and organizations, as well as from personnel, there are always good greetings to people who could not sit comfortably at the festive table and continue to work when others are having fun.
Let's raise our glasses, colleagues, and let's drink right away! May the New Year rush to us and pour it three more times for us! *** Colleagues, my dear guys! I congratulate you, dear faces! Today I wish for the New Year that Grandfather will save you from various adversities! So that happy songs would flow like a river, So that everyone would have the right hand of the boss!
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Let the New Year come to us quickly And let it not forget happiness and take it with it! Let my colleagues prepare gifts for you! And everything will work out well for everyone!
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I am happy to send New Year’s greetings to everyone to my colleagues! Let there be no problems at work, and at home, I wish that everything is “ok”! *** I send congratulations to my colleagues with great respect! Let the New Year's Eve on the Christmas tree Instead of green needles, Let the salary grow all around, So that we don't care about everything!
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I send my greetings to you, Raise one hundred grams, my dear colleagues, so that any dreams come true! So that Santa Claus brings you three bonuses!
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May the holiday be joyful. May a hurricane of happiness come! And the New Year's storm will give us all kinds of gifts! Colleagues - health and good luck to you, higher salaries, more often, to boot! *** For my colleagues, my best words, My mighty congratulations! Let the New Year not be a hindrance to you in achieving great success in your career!
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I wish you great luck Colleagues, I wish you an apartment and a dacha By the very blue, blue sea, So that you can go for a walk in the open air! Happy New Year, please accept congratulations. May all your “wants” come true!
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I wish you a large penthouse. I wish you much, much happiness, May gray-haired Santa Claus pave the way for you to the penthouse! Colleagues, let your dreams come true, Let bad things break like ice *** I wish you happiness all year long Our dear colleagues! May you always be lucky in everything And there will be triple bonuses, To buy caviar, bacon and champagne with ice for the holiday!
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We wish you a sea of adventures, our active and young colleagues! Don’t be afraid to make different decisions Life is before you, Happy New Year everyone, dears!
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Happy New Year Congratulations It will never be out of fashion! Even in a serious company, where everyone is a colleague, boss and hero! We wish everyone a little simplicity, Then there will be no emptiness in life! *** We don’t wish our valiant accountants any ta-ra-ram in the morning! Celebrate the New Year more modestly, So that your salary is enough, know that it will still be useful to you. Live through the whole month of January to the fullest! *** For the New Year, I wish you a new “home” so that everyone in it will be happy! So that the summer only prospers, So that everyone’s salary is not enough! So that colleagues all live together. After all, we don’t need bad things!
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Happy New Year! At the corporate event, our painstaking team, We wish you to always be in sight, Leave any trouble to the past year! ***
Having a huge team is a blessing! May the New Year take all misfortunes away from you! We wish you to live the whole year without troubles! Colleagues, let everything go smoothly!
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Congratulations to your best friend and colleague can also be formulated both in verse and in your own words
My dear friend! Life is beautiful and our friendship has been tested by time. I wish you and me that the coming year will only strengthen our relationship, because we have experienced so much together! Be happy and healthy in the coming Year of the Pig.
*** Comic New Year's greeting May your colleagues bring good luck! And the salary will be increased immediately for a year, And the boss will give a guarantee in advance, That they will have enough for food and sea, And that everyone will be promoted soon!
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I hasten to congratulate my colleagues on the New Year! It's no joke, we've been together for so many years! Year after year we gather again, And we work, from winter to winter! May all your wishes and dreams come true and may your thoughts be pure!
*** Gray-haired grandfather is coming to visit, He is funny and has a beard! At our corporate party, everyone is looking forward to it positively! Let's celebrate the holiday, pour Santa Claus some strong hot tea, We hope he doesn't melt, but only gets a little kinder, so that his wishes come true sooner!
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May luck smile and not turn away from you! Colleagues, we wish you joy. Eat sweets all year long, What will the gray-haired Grandfather bring you, This winter, cold season!
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I wish you never to get sick, I wish you never to grow old! It's just the New Year, colleagues, coming along! Let it bring you positivity, Vivat! Viva corporate party!
*** The years are rushing by quickly, We can’t keep up with our colleagues, Well, let’s watch the artists, Afterwards we need to dance to our heart’s content, After all, the New Year is coming, He brings us all the best!
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Tangerines have blossomed on the Christmas trees, Bananas, pineapples, oranges... Eh... dreams, dreams, dreams You are celebrating in Russia... But I would like to be in the Maldives, To see this miracle! I wish my colleagues such a salary, so that they could rake it in with a shovel! Vacation so that there are two times a year, So that the boss is trouble-free! *** New Year's performance Colleagues with us will begin today! I wish you amazing fun, I wish you to have a blast for a year at a time!
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I wish my colleagues endless happiness, May Grandfather’s raids be warded off by bad weather! May the passing year take away the crisis, and may the coming year bring peace and tranquility!
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May the New Year swirl us with happiness and call us to a life without troubles, my colleagues, where shoots of goodness grow! Where are the friendly people? Where we will all be happy! *** Happy New Year my dears, Let your salaries grow big! But, colleagues, don’t drink too much so that you can find your way home in the evening! So that there is no redistribution of happiness, That an angel helps you out every now and then!
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Be bolder, my colleagues, make your own wishes! Santa Claus will do everything to make everyone happy! Happy New Year to you, Get ready for a hangover in the morning: Buy beer right away, Get rid of this pain-infection!
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We are looking forward to the holiday, we are really looking forward to it, so that the old year can be kicked out later! For his colleagues to leave quickly, We must celebrate the New Year more cheerfully!
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Let there be a lot of luck. Let the bad things not bother you. Let the good things come.
Dear colleagues and colleagues! Let only good and pleasant memories of the old year remain in our memory, and this will allow us to boldly and joyfully look into the future.
Let your families be happy and friendly. We can overcome everything together, of course.
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Let the times come at our work That life will come as a cup that is full.
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On the day of joy of the advance payment, as well as on the day of salary, we need to cook potato sacks.
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Otherwise, the salary won’t go into your pockets, and the plastic card will drive you crazy!
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May we be lucky everywhere, in the lotto and casinos, and let the dishes break for good luck at the same time!
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With Olivier and cognac And he, like a miracle, will bring gifts into the house for all of us.
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Peace kindness, warmth, health Security and success And, of course, with love the New Year will come for everyone!
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In our team, there are enough women. I would like to have more, to be honest.
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Today we will serve all the dishes for you and make toasts to you, because women are class!
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We are all different, but, of course, we are together in a team for a reason. For only common work is the basis
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Many different undertakings and events Many good big undertakings Trials, errors, huge discoveries Petty sadness and bold daring
- If you do not fight with me, I will ring throughout all the mountains and forests that the lion - the king of beasts - is afraid of me, the jackal!
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“I’d rather be known as a coward than get dirty in a miserable fight with a jackal!” - was the answer of the formidable and wise lion.
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This toast is for those military men who do not soil themselves with dubious victories and do not start wars for the sake of insignificant selfishness!
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The Abkhaz prince called his cook, whom he had kidnapped from the English queen, and ordered:
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- Dear, prepare for me the most delicious food that a cook can teach!
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“Darling, now I want you to prepare for me the most disgusting dish a cook can cook!”
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The artist went to the market again and again bought beef tongue. Only this time the cook didn’t try, but simply fried the tongue and didn’t even add salt.
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- how dare you serve me the same dish again, just by preparing it poorly! - the prince thundered.
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My toast to those journalists who know how to speak their language, understanding what responsibility lies on their speeches and is hidden in their words!
Let's raise a glass to our leader (colleague), who shares with us all the difficulties of the work process and always finds the right words in difficult moments!
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Let's drink to talented traders (entrepreneurs) who know how to please even a client who doesn't know what he wants!
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Let in our team, Yes at a corporate party, Everything that we drink for Hastens to come true in real life!
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Let each department be rewarded for its work: Enough to buy a car or a fur coat!
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Let's drink to bonuses and increases in salaries and positions! Raise your nose higher above your plate!
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Let's feast together, Wait for praise from the authorities. And pour each other, While the tables are crowded!
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For any snacks and toasts The wish would be: Take your work seriously, Relax on the weekend!
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I came to a corporate party, not just to take a walk. I have a wonderful toast, let me read it out!
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Let our joint work bring us a good income and let our corporate spirit never let us down!
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Let our bosses appreciate and honor the merits and let them certainly hold banquets more than once!
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I've got a serious toast coming up at a corporate party! I’m going to give a speech, please pour it under it!
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If everyone has a drink - I offer it for success! Let it unite us And beckon us to the heights!
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So that everyday work becomes like a weekend. We have long been one family! And to that we drink, friends!
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Today I want to raise a toast to our corporate spirit! I’ll tell you, to please your ears, we have nothing to change
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We have competition, it’s quite healthy, and everyone who is in the room now doesn’t mind me.
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This is how we will develop our joint project together. As far as our boss and intellect will allow us!
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We are all close in spirit, a single team, both an ordinary employee and the one with a higher rank! We are all united by common concerns, and every day we are greeted by our favorite work!
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I wanted us to make our contribution together, and our joint actions would result in an increase in salary. If only our boss would let us go on vacation more often, otherwise we sometimes miss the beach and the sun!
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More banquets, longer weekends, more brilliant projects and annual awards! Let's raise a toast at the festive table, That we live as friends, as one family!
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And today’s banquet is proof that our company will be oh-ho-ho for many years to come! Develop and grow, create branches, Well, in fact, we will all help with this!
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And incredible cronyism in most instances! Take a break for the weekend summaries and reports - We need a break from work today!
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