In our article you will find the best selection of converted New Year's ditties for corporate parties.
It just so happened, but for residents of the post-Soviet space, the New Year is one of the favorite and long-awaited holidays. Most people try to celebrate this occasion as cheerfully as possible. The New Year celebration begins with corporate events at work.
As a rule, most modern managers hire a specialist to organize a holiday, who is professionally involved in planning and holding the celebration. He plans everything efficiently, taking into account all wishes, but his services are not very cheap. Therefore, you can try to organize a corporate party celebration yourself, supplementing competitions and entertainment with converted New Year’s ditties.
New Year's ditties for a corporate party for a noisy company: words
New Year's ditties for corporate parties
New Year is a fun holiday, and therefore the music program should be as light and relaxed as possible. Accordingly, New Year's ditties should be cheerful and neutral, so as not to offend anyone. Ditties based on the song “Babki Ezhki” will be an ideal choice for the beginning of the celebration.
New Year's ditties for a corporate party for a noisy party:
1. Stretch the accordion bellows, And play, don’t ask. Color New Year's ditties with stars!
2. I brought fresh Moonshine for the New Year... And now there’s no end to it Day and night from Leshy.
3. Granny Hedgehog is having fun - She lost her broom, And now she’s walking - Hello, Hedgehog, New Year!
4. The eagle owl hoots sleepily to the rhythm of my ditty. I dreamed of celebrating the New Year in the company of friends.
5. Santa Claus caught a cold. He fell ill and fell ill. Because in a light jacket I was completely chilled in the cold.
6. Santa Claus took us for a ride on a magic sleigh. For this we sang a song to Grandfather with a little tag.
7. And winter will come again - so we spin around all year. We are waiting for Koshchei to visit us on a winter New Year's day.
8. Have fun, honest people, see off the Old Year! The grandmothers became drunk, rosy-cheeked from the wine.
9. Celebrating the New Year , all the people drink without measure. There is fun until the morning, and then the hangover comes.
Funny New Year's ditties for corporate parties for colleagues: text
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IMPORTANT : If a large number of people will be present at the New Year's celebration, it will be better to pay for the work of a professional host who can ensure that everyone present is involved in the entertainment program. If the corporate budget is not enough to pay for services, choose the most cheerful and sociable colleague and invite him to spend the holiday.
New Year's ditties for a corporate party for colleagues - “Bremen Town Musicians”:
1. We are one, we are two workers, we worked all year, And the cat is tired! It's time for us all to rest, Let's have fun until the morning!
2. We don’t need Santa Claus, And we don’t need chocolate! Give us some buns as soon as possible, and raise our salaries!
3. They say that on New Year's Day all the people just drink. And we have a corporate party - Drinks and positivity. People have gathered at the table, everyone is eating and drinking something. We won’t sing ditties until they pour it too!
4. Even if the SES and Fire Supervision Services and the Tax Inspector will disappear very soon... Happy New Year, our director!
5. Happy New Year and wish you good health, so that you can go to work on Saturdays. We sang ditties for you Mostly decent ones We are waiting for New Year's gifts Cash would be better!
6. Corporate New Year It will be very positive, After all, the director will tell us who will receive the award.
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How this New Year I filled my mouth with beer! And she sat and was silent, and did not eat, did not drink.
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New Year's fun continued until dawn! Why do squirrels sit on branches and not bullfinches? It turned out that we drank a lot this New Year! And besides, it was the liqueur that was sweet and sour, not the compote!
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New Year's artists came to us now. I accidentally put a plug in Santa Claus's eye. Grandpa was clean and sober. I went to congratulate the kids. Now how can he prove that he didn’t want to drink?
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This glorious New Year will bring gifts to everyone! An idiot will buy me a car, a fur coat, a dacha!
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The merry-laughing Santa Claus was called into the house. Then they danced around the Christmas tree in a round dance. Santa Claus left suddenly and took the booze with him! What should the girls do now? How unlucky they were!
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On New Year's days, Russians drink, eat and sleep for a long time. It’s a pity that they don’t have mushrooms on them!
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Cool New Year's ditties for a corporate party: words
New Year's ditties for corporate parties
Ditties are always fun. But so that they are thematically related to the celebration being held, you can give out cool items of clothing or accessories to the people singing them. For women, these could be light tulle skirts, crowns in the form of snowflakes, and various kinds of New Year's tinsel. For men, you can make ties decorated in New Year's style or Santa Claus hats. Such little things will help create the appropriate atmosphere at the holiday.
Cool New Year's ditties for a corporate party - “La-la-la (Let's go)”:
1. And outside it’s winter, winter, winter, la-la-la And my head is spinning with joy - This New Year is coming, coming, coming. The gray days are behind us, Don’t be sad, come to the holiday soon. We will all celebrate the New Year together. Oooh. Everyone is having fun. La-la-la. Let's celebrate the New Year. May joy enter our home with him, May there be sunny days, May dreams come true. May success accompany everyone, Let ringing laughter sound everywhere. We wish you happiness and goodness, May your life be full of love. And this New Year. La-la-la.
2. The beautiful Snow Maiden will wish everyone happiness, and Santa Claus will take the gifts out of the bag. This evening brings smiles to faces, And the sky sprinkles crunchy snow. Let everything be easy and unusual today, cheerful music and kind words sound, joy gushes like a fountain, everyone looks great, and tomorrow let your head not hurt from a hangover.
Year, year, year, New Year And we dance! La-la-la. Year, year, year, New Year We are rocking! La-la-la. Year, year, year, New Year We're having a great time! La-la-la.
3. In the New Year, such life is - Don’t plow, don’t toil. La-la-la Two weeks off - Sleep and cuddle! New Year's Eve, walk more boldly Whichever path you want, And you will be treated to a shot glass in any house! La la la
4. In our hall there is noise and laughter, the singing does not stop. Our Christmas tree is the best! There is no doubt about it. Everyone ate, everyone drank, and forgot to go home! La-la-la Everyone snores with their mouths open... This is how it is - New Year!
5. New Year, New Year! All the people are having fun! The fun lasts until the morning, and then the hangover comes. Uncle Dima will be Grandfather Frost again, Because he walks around with a red nose without makeup.
Ditties to school
On New Year's Eve, matinees and school evenings are held in all educational institutions of the country. Very often, schoolchildren read funny quatrains about school everyday life, which create a truly festive mood.
We celebrate the New Year at our school every year. We sing songs together, We walk merrily in step.
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Our Christmas tree is beautiful - Everyone in the forest is more wonderful, There is a round dance around the tree, We will support you with a song.
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I learned a lot of songs for Grandfather Frost. And when they called you on stage, I forgot everything from excitement!
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They say it's a red nose, they say it's a potato. Admire: Santa Claus Dancing to the Accordion!
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We are in carnival costumes, Let's dance together in a round dance. Squirrels, wolves, hares are dancing, people are having fun.
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Let the old year take away the “Failures” and “Ds”. The new one brings it with joy, We only get “A” marks.
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Our beloved Santa Claus, come to us more often! After all, it’s more fun here than in the frosty thicket!
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Girls and boys smile with happiness. If you're having fun today, raise your fingers.
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Outside the window there is a flock of snowflakes, They also dance in a circle. Having said goodbye to the old year, We welcome the New Year.
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The New Year is knocking on the window, the troika is rushing along the road, the bells are ringing, the children are having a winter holiday.
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The paws of the beautiful Christmas tree hold the candles tightly. Santa Claus will light them for us on New Year's Eve!
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A clear month is shining in the sky and is shrouded in mist. Grandfather Frost got confused under the Christmas tree!
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Santa Claus is the most wonderful of all grandfathers. He brought us gifts, loves pranks.
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New Year is coming - I will dress brightly! Santa Claus will come to me - With him a bag of gifts!
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Santa Claus brought gifts, he casts his eye at me. Whoever has a quarter of a three is knocking menacingly with his staff.
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Colored lights are burning on a fluffy Christmas tree. My friend and I are mischievous, cute nesting dolls.
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Look, Santa Claus, festively dressed. He brought us gifts, gingerbread cookies, sweets.
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And our Grandfather Frost is very old. He was in such a hurry to get to our Christmas tree, Lost two felt boots!
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Sparkle the Christmas tree with lights, invite us to the holiday! Fulfill all your wishes, make all your dreams come true!
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Fir trees, pine trees, rainbow balls. Naughty girls, Naughty boys.
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Give us, Santa Claus, both skating rinks and slides! Turn us, Santa Claus, all “2s” into “fives”!
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Oh, what decorations the Christmas tree hung up. We will sing ditties for everyone to make it fun!
Funny New Year's ditties for corporate parties: text
Congratulations for colleagues
If you have a clearly thought-out program, then this selection of New Year's ditties can be used at the very beginning of the celebration. It can be used to represent Father Frost and the Snow Maiden.
Funny New Year's ditties for a corporate party - “Suddenly, like in a fairy tale, the door creaked”:
1. Happiness, suddenly, in silence, knocked on the door. Are you really coming to me? I believe and I don’t believe. There are all sorts of miracles in the New Year, New Year, New Year is coming soon!
2. If I were young, If I were playful, I would dance on the table And climb onto the Christmas tree! I am a cheerful Snow Maiden, I’ll play blind man’s buff with you, But I’m afraid to get drunk on tea - I’ll melt from the hotness.
3. Hello, Grandfather Frost, you brought us gifts! There are albums, paints, and we want sausages! If you are going to drink, you need to know your limits. Because in the turmoil you can foolishly overdo it!
4. Frost with a white beard, With a lush mustache, Like a young boy, Dancing with us. I'm in the bag for Santa Claus. I'll do an audit. He was going to give gifts to an entire division!
5. Santa Claus, don’t yawn, but get the gifts. If you want to fight, let's fight! On New Year's Eve, walk more boldly Whichever path you want, And in any home you will be treated to a shot glass!
One hundred funny anti-crisis ditties
We will live from the Volga to the Amur without glamor!
Photo: Anatoly ZHDANOV
Tell me, what does Russian folk wisdom teach us: “One with a bipod, seven with a spoon”? That’s right!
Every resident of our great country has the right to work. And in order to work better (the song, oh, how it helps in this matter!), he certainly calls the septet of spooners. Well, they, in turn, sing funny ditties about Mother Russia. And if here and there - no, no, but a swear word slips through... Well, a ditty is also a song (albeit a small one). And you can’t remove the words from the song!
If you also have an anti-crisis ditty, send it to Stas Babitsky by email. The author of the best ditty will receive 3 thousand rubles. You can also leave ditties in the comments to this article.
Dima and Vova told us, So that we don’t give a damn about the crisis - There were worse times, Damn, the country survived! Vasily Zaletov.
Russians don’t care about the crisis, Goodbye “Bush’s Legs”! Let’s eat our ryaba with Russian kalach! Marina Serednitskaya (St. Petersburg).
The Yankees are howling, the Germans are crying, Currency prices are jumping. The Russians are shouting: “Pour it in! The default has an anniversary!” Dmitry and Larisa Targunakov (Krasnoyarsk).
These crisis-defaults are unlikely to calm down. They punched us in the face twice, but God loves a trinity! Marina Novikova (Murmansk).
We survived Perestroika, Shootout, communism. Nothing can intimidate us - We remain optimistic. Yuri Ushanov.
Deputies without exception are frightened by the crisis, They themselves are devouring at four throats. Are they storing up fat? Olga Pautova (Moscow).
There is an emergency in my house: A vile crisis has entered the door! I can’t handle it myself, I’ll invite Shoigu! Valentina Zelenskaya (Vladivostok).
Zhirinovsky went on a very dangerous diet: He doesn’t eat black caviar - He only eats red! Nikolai Makarov (Vladimir region).
A crisis is creeping across the planet, And we are dancing and singing, We have been laid off from work - Well, okay: let's rest! Alexander Sazonov.
Our company went bankrupt, Everything is the other way around: Even Irka the secretary doesn’t give anything to her boss anymore! Elena Yudina (Nizhny Novgorod).
They stole my socks, - This is how the crisis hits the people! The crisis itself will pass, someday, And who will return the socks to me?! Anatoly Alekseev.
The family went on a diet - It’s fashionable to go hungry these days. It’s impossible to cope with an opportunistic cat! Marina Piryazeva (Nizhny Novgorod).
The broker called me to the bathhouse, I won’t say that he promised... I didn’t bother with him, I like the banker better! Maria Reshetnikova (Barnaul).
The little son came to his father, And the little one asked: “Is the crisis good?” The Russian doesn’t care..! Vyacheslav Gamanov (Kirov).
We are not afraid of default, crisis, dirt and puddles. Those who are always unlucky will not be worse! Anatoly.
The crisis left no chance, The fauna shuddered: Nowadays even goats are being milked! This is the plot... M. V. Piryazeva (Nizhny Novgorod).
The price of bread and meat is burning, the carousel is spinning. There is no caviar and pineapple - I’ll run to slurp the jelly! Staly Ermolin (Irkutsk region).
I put on a miniskirt - And the lock fits. This global crisis cannot be done without its advantages! Elena Novokshenova (Zelenogorsk).
What do we care about snow, what do we care about heat, What do we care about the world crisis, When in Mother Russia the whole of January is a day off! Elena Shashkova (Samara).
Nowadays, all glamor is in fashion, Yes, an unknown cupid. And when life presses us, Suddenly the people will come to their senses. Nina Konkova (Volgograd).
The crisis, brothers, is not cholera, it does not threaten us with death. It is, rather, like Venus: it will reward with a spirochete! Alexander Sharov (Volzhsky, Volgograd region).
The husband knows how to make money, And the wife knows how to go on a spree! Both their belts will be tightened to survive the crisis! Irina Samoilenko (Pervomaisky village, Tambov region).
Despite the general crisis, My mother-in-law is coming to visit again. If she brings food, then let her live for now! Lyubov Gnatok (Lobva village, Sverdlovsk region). Me and the horse, me and the bull, Me and the woman and the man. I'm zero for the crisis attention, After all, I’m used to worse! Sergey Razuvaev (Nalchik).
At a doctor's appointment - Complaint about the crisis. Bad urine, Difficult epicrisis. Tatyana Novichenko (Volgograd region). The crisis virus is in the air, It has reached us. Urgently got all the vaccinations. Now there will be a chance to survive. Yana Potapova.
Chubais became friends with “Nanochka”, But still sometimes, He sings to the accompaniment of Talia: “I remember you... wires!” Vladimir Sergeev (Moscow).
With my dear, heaven is in my hut, I hope it is eternal. Because our hut is not mortgaged! T. N. Garayeva (Magnitogorsk).
Milka is crying, indignant, that, they say, I don’t sleep at home. So I’m saving capital: I’m changing the Volvo to a Moskvich! Nina Tamarenko (Frolovo, Volgograd region).
My little one and I buy Matches, salt and sugar. And we send America and Europe to hell..! Irina Gorokhova (Ryazan region).
I was lying with Kolenka, completely naked: They took everything for debts, All that was left were boots. Ivan Pechersky (Moscow region).
What can happen cannot be avoided, Stop scaring us with the crisis! Otherwise, out of fear, we’ll all crawl under the bed. Natalia Alexandrova.
A ferry floats along the river From shore to shore. We will survive the crisis Easier than America! Vladimir Telegin (Nizhny Novgorod).
By the way, since they started a tale about America... It’s completely clear where their problems came from: no one there knows how to play the harmonica! Perhaps, on the labial. And these are no longer ditties, this is already some kind of country music! Both under the Georges and under Bill, Yanks got used to living in a villa. So let him live in a barracks for a little while under Barack! Alexander Romantsov (Volgograd).
For their crisis, we make an excuse: We don’t take Alaska back, Let them bring the Colorado potato beetle home for now. Nikolai Yakovlev (Eagle).
Don't poison my soul On TV programs. The crisis is Bush's legs With Obama's head.
World stock exchanges in a comaCrisis in the economy. Lady Clinton in the White House Monica is interning. Viktor Puchkov (Khabarovsk).
Obama came to the White House, Obama’s mother came with him. If Bush had honored his mother-in-law so much, the crisis would not have come! Yuri Chekhranov (Moscow). I won’t drink coffee anymore. Why? Yes, because the drink with their Obama is now the same color! Vyacheslav Ustinenko (Voronezh).
America has debts - Like lice on a bitch. They will continue to borrow, And they will reach their limit. Evgeniy Dimov (Krasnoyarsk).
The current crisis will force the Yankees to reduce their States. Obama will have them overseas, twenty-five! Vladimir Salmin (Krasnoyarsk).
And here it is necessary to say a few words about Europe. Far and near. They react to the crisis not at all as optimistically as we do. And why all? Our readers have the answer! A ghost is haunting Europe
There is a crisis or a default. And for their gadgets we have a huge bolt with a thread. G. Lunyakov.
The crisis has caused the Yankees to itch, the whole people are itching, and from them there are banks in Europe... Don’t scratch it, it will go away on its own! Valery Ponomarev (Akhtubinsk, Astrakhan region).
A crisis is roaming across Europe, Coming out of America. Why does it bring bullshit from the West Bank? Yuri Chekhranov (Moscow).
Without Russian gas, without gas, the crests are in turmoil - Tymoshenko, together with the Rada, are now sowing peas there! Anna Maksimova.
Says Saakashvili: “There is also a way out of a crisis! If you don’t buy bread, you can eat it with a tie!” Vladimir Barsukov (Vladimir).
And many of our rich people live in Europe. They seem to be better there. They buy castles, snow-white yachts. And they live as if without a breath. But from time to time you will feel longing for the Bereks and girls in kokoshniks! You guessed correctly, we will now talk about the oligarchs.
Oil is getting cheaper on the stock exchanges and doesn’t want to rise in price. Roma will vegetate in Chukotka near the deer. Marat Tankaev (Kazakhstan).
As soon as I get my salary - I’ll buy sausages and the stock will run out - I’ll borrow from Deripaska. Natalia Alexandrova.
Deripaska, Prokhorov, Why are you all groaning?! Come to our village, You will have fun here! Sergey Razuvaev (Nalchik).
A late crane is sobbing sadly in the sky. Shares have fallen sharply - X.. now, not Courchevel! Viktor Zelenov (village of Krasny Oselok, Nizhny Novgorod region).
It would be good, it would be good, so that the crisis would not end. From him, both here and there, the oligarchs are all kaput!N. A. Vidyaskina (Dmitrov, Moscow region).
It became difficult even for Roma from the losses in his home. And my friend Dasha is sad: “Well, when is our wedding?”
My dear oligarch The other day he crashed: No time for orgies in Courchevel - They can barely carry their legs! Peter Bebeshko (Smolensk).
The crisis forces - oh, you! To curb your appetites: Oligarchs should exchange their yachts for potatoes. Valery Ponomarev (Akhtubinsk, Astrakhan region).
I will, girls, wait for the crisis without fear. I'll pick up an oligarch husband on the metro! Olga Garnat (Murmansk).
Oligarchs and tycoons have become completely unable to live. Somehow we need to use our salaries to help them, the unfortunate ones. Viktor Zemtsov (Nizhny Novgorod).
The oligarchs have become impoverished - Billions have flown away. They have tightened their belts, They are tearing at the f... hair. T. N. Garayeva (Magnitogorsk). The oligarchs are crying loudly: Quotes are jumping wildly! And on yachts the Golden toilets immediately fade. Mikhail Borovkov (Vladimir region)
According to statistics, more and more Russians trust their savings to banks. And many even dabbled in playing on the stock exchange - so, in fact, they ended up playing... But the homespun truth is that today any peasant from the outback can easily carry on a conversation about money and shares.
Crisis, money... Oh, trouble! Everyone has been brainwashed. Spit, girls, it’s nonsense, Believe Leshka Kudrin! Robert Bednyakov (Ozerny village, Tver region).
Don't take shares, girls - Nothing good. In the morning you look at the quotes - Disheveled all day! Irina Kotelnikova.
I have dollars and rubles in my pocket, I will buy pretzels and bagels with this money. Tatyana Razumkova.
Someone earned money, Someone simply stole... Well, friends, we screwed up, The crisis leveled us all! Galina Lomaeva (Izhevsk).
Blue chips turned red on the screen. I was left without Pattaya, my friend - without a moneybox! Viktor Zelenov (village of Krasny Oselok, Nizhny Novgorod region).
Between the dollar and the euro the line is wavy. Our wooden one is a log, Hurricanes can withstand! Mikhail Sorokin (Kaliningrad region).
Twenty countries gathered in the States to talk about salaries. The ruble will be the world's one, but the dollar will be a reserve! Alexander Prilipko (Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky).
Stock markets pluses Changed to minuses. Oh, why did I put ficus trees on the window... Tatyana Zharova (Fokino, Primorsky Krai). Near the exchange, two prostitutes Gave a presentation. Quotes - immediately increased! Thanks for the donation... Galina Silkina (St. Petersburg).
Oh, don’t hide your stash, my dear, under the mattress! In a year you won’t have enough of this money even for kvass. Irina Kushnareva (Novokuznetsk).
Grandfather saved some money for his death, The little jar was healthy. He kept it in a jar, And the jar was three liters! Svetlana Shagarova (Omsk region).
In Africa, no one cries - They don’t have money. Well, we are no strangers to: We will stand, our mother is vigorous! Nadezhda Kunchevskaya (Krasnoyarsk Territory).
The Dow Jones is in a fever and the RTS is sweating. Securities are drying up, Buy now by weight! Anatoly Dergachev (Moscow).
He asked with a grin: How much is a dollar, my dear? But I didn’t bother, And I kissed him in response. Olga Nemchaninova (Kornilovo village, Tomsk region). Oh, I’ll stamp my foot, Yes, I’ll stamp the other! No matter how much I stamp, I still want money! Vera Sergeeva (Pavlovsk, Voronezh region).
But only a few people joke about a barrel of oil. Moreover, in many cities and villages such a word can still get you in the eye. From the entire proletarian conscience. Because not everyone understands what this thing is. But in fact, a barrel is a barrel that holds a hundred liters. ABOUT!
An oil gusher hit right in my mother-in-law’s garden. For a hundred bucks a barrel I’ll find buyers.
Or maybe we’ll sell two hundred barrels of oil each, and then my mother-in-law and I will definitely overcome the crisis together! Viktor Zemtsov (Nizhny Novgorod).
The barrel falls at Styopa's, And at Petya's it is stronger... It's Tanya the klutz. I've seen enough news! Nikolai Yurmanov (Odintsovo).
Along the river, and along the Klyazma, Oil floats without a tanker. Three hundred dollars per barrel Let Yushchenko give us! Vladimir Barsukov (Vladimir).
Today I dreamed of a barrel, It’s cute in a dream: It’s not big and not small, And it doesn’t fall... in price! Marina Novikova (Murmansk).
There are paradoxes in the country, they are simply amazing: If a barrel becomes cheaper, liters become more expensive! Anatoly Dergachev (Moscow).
But about the shot of vodka, thank Bow, you don’t need to explain to anyone. Only this one... People! Don't get too carried away. Otherwise, you won’t read the ditty to the end! And there is still a lot of interesting things there.
The ghost of the crisis wandered, Almost got lost, Oh! I ended up in Russia - I drank myself without work! S. V. Kolozhvari (Irkutsk).
All over the world there is noise and din: “The crisis has arrived!” There is a snack, there is a hundred grams - Should we be sad?! Olga Garnat (Murmansk).
A crisis is not bad, my Lyokha stopped drinking, I went to kindergarten to pick up my son... “My son is in the navy!” - they say. Lyubov Gnatok (Lobva village, Sverdlovsk region).
My little one has been drinking for a week - No business. He is fueling the fire of the World crisis!
We will drink moonshine, sell the burnt one. Immediately the chips at the auction will all be green. Alexander Efremov (Nizhny Novgorod).
Once again the Shakespearean question for the Russian nation: Let's stop drinking until stabilization? Vladimir Chernov (Kaluga).
Well, for dessert - the most interesting thing. “Mom, what is love?” - asked the heroine of a famous joke. And she received the answer: “Oh, the Russians came up with this so as not to pay money for sex!” So now, when we are afraid that there will be less and less money, it’s time to remember about love!
We won’t go to the Canary Islands and we won’t eat caviar. It’s better that my husband and I go to Biryulyovo. We’ll make a sister for our son! Garik Emko.
Where are you leading me, Along the path, through the rye? Oh, don’t, don’t bother, Once the crisis is over, that’s it. Olga Nemchaninova (village of Kornilovo, Tomsk region).
My little darling fell in love with me five times this night. He says that there is a crisis in the world. We urgently need to repay the “debt”! Olga Pautova (Moscow).
Previously, the darling came on a date with poppies, In a crisis, poppies were replaced with tales and lies. Galina Voronova (Perm). Get married girls! What's the default? The mother is vigorous! The order was given: to give birth in threes, in order to overtake the Chinese! Larisa Arkhipova (Moscow).
I sniffled, puffed, tried to take it lower than the waist. And she said: “Crisis! And roll away...” Rudolf Schlafrock (Nizhny Novgorod).
It’s good that there is a crisis, I’m very happy! My little ones are eating less and don’t want strangers’ women. Anatoly Bobrov (Artem, Primorsky Territory).
My darling gave me his resignation, “Goodbye!” - said. Income is melting before our eyes, There is not enough for Viagra! Valentina Zelenskaya (Vladivostok).
The crisis has overcome the grandmother: It’s rushing like a tank, it’s an infection - I climbed on it once, it requires twice! Nikolai Kuznetsov (Moscow).
A stream flows through the forest and oozes into a ravine, Even though we live poorly, But we want to be loved! Mikhail (California).
My dear tractor driver. I haven’t read Plutarch. He’s an expert in something, cooler than an oligarch. Irina Kotelnikova.
I don’t need such a crisis: My husband’s potency is declining. But for the rest, people, There is hope in the Stabilization Fund! Anatoly Mirny (Sakhalin region).
I feel that my dear is not happy - I lost my billion. I will return the billion to him, Only in the form of kisses! Galina Sotnikova (Kursk).
I put the cute little caballero Peso in my pants. I didn’t give a damn about the crisis, As long as there was no war! Svetlana Ivanova.
Here we completely agree: we don’t need war! Let’s sing better songs. And enjoy life. Wow!
The year of cattle is besieging the gates, We are the bull by the horns, Trampling the crisis like an enemy. Natalya Litvinova (Noyabrsk, Tyumen region).
If you also have an anti-crisis ditty, send it to Stas Babitsky by email. The author of the best ditty will receive 3 thousand rubles. You can also leave ditties in the comments to this article.
New Year's ditties for a corporate party for a women's company: words
Ditties for a corporate party for a female company
You need to have fun the right way, and this means that even New Year's ditties can be made the highlight of the celebration. You can invite those who will sing them to accompany their singing with movements that will imitate the action reproduced by the ditty. Believe me, it will be a lot of fun.
New Year's ditties for a corporate party for women:
1. The New Year's snowstorm spun and swirled . Indian summer has arrived, or even a thaw! Pour some champagne for the Grandmothers, guys. They will be drunk and open to the Ataman Army!
2. Burning fun completely killed me. I would like a full-length heating pad with a soft bed! Needles from the Christmas tree stuck to my chest. I feel much better from free love!
3. New Year is just around the corner! We need to get ready. I'll sing ditties for you, I'll tell you proverbs! I met Santa Claus. He had a red nose. He was cuddling with a snow woman. He froze something to her!
4. I was going to the Christmas tree and it was prickly. No, I won’t go there, I feel better under the tree! Santa Claus lured him and made eyes for him. And he gives me candy, it’s called mu-mu!
New Year's ditties for a corporate party for a men's company: text
Corporate ditties for a male company
A male company will prefer “brutal” New Year’s ditties, which are closer and more understandable to the stronger half of humanity. The following selection of ditties will surely help make the New Year celebration fun and interesting.
New Year's ditties for a corporate party for men:
1. Have fun shouting together: Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Drink vodka and eat sandwich, sandwich, sandwich! Drink with us, lovely Snow Maiden, the alcohol will make your little figure sway. As the legs tangle, they will throw off the buns themselves, One, a glass, two, a glass and you will become a smart girl!
Chorus: Having fun shouting together: Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Drink vodka and eat sandwich, sandwich, sandwich!
2. Christmas tree, Christmas tree burn Only, mind you, one, two, three. One - gasoline, two - lighter, Three - firefighters, flashing light. How you spend this year, So another will follow, I’m not kidding, because, you know, this is a New Year’s omen.
The chorus can be repeated
3. The guests gathered at the table, Drank, ate, had fun, Celebrated the New Year for ten days on end. New Year, New Year Have fun, people! Where did you wake up next? Is it really under the table?
The chorus can be repeated
4. We are tired of drinking vodka, The body asks for minerals, And then vice versa, This is the kind of people we have! Olivier is standing in a bowl. We'll drink a hundred grams of vodka and sing you para-ru-ram.
The chorus can be repeated
For children
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Old Grandfather Frost did not bring you gifts. He gave them to your mothers, Only for those who ate kusha.
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The Snow Maiden came to us and brought us fun. Grandfather Frost is with her, He brought all the gifts.
*** Happy New Year and I want to wish you to be so cheerful and take walks more often!
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New Year's gifts It's a pity to give to each other. I will eat all the candy myself without any problems.
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Every little child believes in Santa Claus. Yes, and he knows from the cradle, Red grandfather is like a rose!
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The children called Santa Claus and made a wish. So that Grandfather Frost brings gifts to everyone.
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A gray-haired grandfather came in a red fur coat with a beard. His nose is red. It's Santa Claus!
*** And I am good Santa Claus. I brought gifts for everyone! Hug me all, my dear baby!
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Oh, laughing girls, and funny boys! My dear preschool children. Happy New Year, you guys!
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New Year's ditties for corporate parties about Santa Claus: words
New Year's ditties
Santa Claus is one of the symbols of the New Year celebration, so ditties about him will definitely appeal to all participants in the celebration. You can sing them either alone or in a large group.
New Year's ditties for a corporate party about Santa Claus - “Oh, snow, snow, white blizzard”:
1. Santa Claus is only once a year in front of the people, That’s why he is greeted like a Hollywood star!
Chorus : Oh snow-snow, white blizzard! Santa Claus is with us today, but we can’t believe it!
2. Santa Claus is a big fan of New Year's adventures. Maybe he will come to us for the holiday, friends, in a coat made of skins!
The chorus repeats
3. Santa Claus is feeling the needles at the Christmas tree. He doesn’t caress her like that, he just kneads her fingers!
The chorus repeats
4. Santa Claus came in from the frost, but it was not visible that he was trembling. So, he wasn’t driving a troika, but the taxi driver rushed him!
The chorus repeats
5. Today, Santa Claus barely came to you for the holiday, friends. He doesn't look like he's sick, apparently he's had too much vodka!
The chorus repeats
6. Santa Claus brought us new prices as a gift. It’s getting cheaper slowly - It’s just a bummer.
The chorus repeats
7. Outside the window the snow is swirling, a snowstorm has begun. It's time to celebrate the New Year, stop fussing!
Funny toasts for the New Year 2022
A festive feast for the holiday would not be complete without a toast.
In addition to wishes of good luck, health, and financial well-being, it is necessary to mention the striped animal. Toasts with the symbol of 2022:
- Let's raise a glass to the brave tigers and charming tigresses present here! Let's gather around the same table more often to give each other compliments, a fiery mood and sincere laughter! I wish for every guest that the tabby-tailed one brings you only good news!
- One day a tiger caught a wanderer, saying: “Eat or you will fulfill 3 wishes of a man!” The man was delighted and nodded. Then the predator caught the woman and asked: “What do you want?” She replied that she dreams of a man. The Stranger was delighted and fulfilled her wish. The predator asked her a second wish - she again answered the same thing. The man tensed and fulfilled his wish. The third time the beast asked the woman a question, she again asked the man. Then the wanderer could not stand it and shouted: “Tiger, eat me, please!” I propose to drink to the coincidence of opportunities and desires!
- I love spending time in our warm, friendly company! Each of you is worthy of the Tiger's favor! You have proven not only your nobility and fortitude, but also the willingness of a wild animal to eat deliciously! Let's drink to the striped one!
New Year's ditties for corporate parties about the Christmas tree: text
New Year's ditties
What would a New Year be without a beautiful Christmas tree! It should definitely be remembered in ditties. New Year's ditties can be sung by everyone together, and at the same time lead a noisy and cheerful round dance around the green beauty. Such a pastime will help bring colleagues closer together.
New Year's ditties for corporate parties about the Christmas tree - “The Little Christmas Tree is Cold in Winter”:
1. Let’s sit under the Christmas tree at a rich table, Let’s call for Grandfather Frost to come to us. He will distribute the gifts in full from the bag, and drain the glass of champagne to the bottom. The chimes will strike twelve times again. There will be light, heat, water, gas, roads, communications. To all the sick - health, to those who are thirsty - wine, To women - a husband, to a man - a wife. There will be plenty of bread, shows - as much as you want, Let's meet him well - it will be a good year!
2. A Christmas tree was born in the forest,” and we threw it into the fire. Why the hell do we need needles, since the New Year has passed?.. They ate the cowardly bunny, and devoured all the alcohol. They sang all the songs, But, thank God, they survived. And how we will live later - About this - only in a whisper.
3. A Christmas tree was born in the forest, but there was a strong frost. I went for it in December and, poor thing, froze. While I was thinking about chopping and rubbing my hands, a nice thought appeared: “Let’s pass a hundred grams at a time.” A Christmas tree has frozen in the forest - take it home immediately! Let her stand dressed up and make us all happy! Standing in the corner, frozen, And the branches are drawn towards us. So that we can all warm up here instantly, “Let’s skip a hundred grams.”
4. We gathered at the Christmas tree to celebrate the New Year. They were guessing on pins and needles: Well, who will come to us? Shapoklyak came to us with the rat Lariska, and brought many, many nasty things to the kids.
5. A Christmas tree was born in the forest, it grew in the forest, slender and green in winter and summer. How lucky that Christmas tree was, as soon as it was born. They wrote a song about it, and the song is a hundred years old.
6. We sang about the Christmas tree every New Year. And even though we have grown old, the Christmas tree lives on. Thank you, little Christmas tree, that you were with us, and brought us many, many joys in life.
New Year's ditties for corporate parties about the Snow Maiden: words
New Year's ditties for corporate parties
Well, at the end of the article, we bring to your attention a selection of New Year's ditties about the beautiful Snow Maiden.
New Year's ditties for corporate parties about the Snow Maiden - “Tell the Snow Maiden”:
1. Tell Snow Maiden where you have been. Tell me, dear, how are you? I ran around the shops, Santa Claus, and shed quite a few bitter tears. I bought boots, pearls, earrings, diamonds and furs! I got clothes from Couture, massage and manicure in the beauty salon.
Chorus: How's Santa Claus? How's Santa Claus? Well, like Santa Claus - appreciate it!
2. Hello, hello, grandfather, Santa Claus! You live among fir trees and birches! Please come in, dear, Let's have fun with you now! Sing songs and dance in a circle. Light your lights, Christmas tree, Come into the circle quickly, Grandfather, come join us.
Chorus: Come on, show me the new thing! Here's Santa Claus Here's Santa Claus Here's Santa Claus - look!
3. Eh, I can’t wait anymore - New Year, It’s coming just a little bit. Oh, what a gorgeous table we see. And the slightly inebriated people came. The New Year is already marking time at the windows. What interesting things will he say? Don’t regret the year you lived. Open the champagne and pour it! Come on, let's give out gifts! No, Santa Claus. No, Santa Claus. No, Santa Claus pour it!
4. Tell me, Snow Maiden, where have you been? Answer me, scoundrel, who did you drink with? Grandfather, I ask you, don’t drive the blizzard, I can’t listen to lectures! Grandfather, how long can you teach me? I can live without you on my own! I’ll see, you’ve become all insolent, Granddaughter, dear, you can’t do that!
Chorus : Come on, come on, grandpa, move away! Speak these words to your squirrels, your hares! Santa Claus got it! Santa Claus got it! Santa Claus got it!
5. The Snow Maiden has white cheeks, Just like her stockings. Why are you so pale? I didn't drink enough wine! The Snow Maiden has white cheeks - she “plastered” for two nights. Santa Claus became alarmed. He collapsed with a fit. Oh wait, Santa Claus!
Chorus: Oh Santa Claus Oh Santa Claus Oh Santa Claus - don't let me down!
6. I am a cheerful Snow Maiden, I’ll play blind man’s buff with you, But I’m afraid to get drunk on tea - I’ll melt from the hotness. Why are you standing there, hands in your trousers, pour some glasses. At least warm your hands with your Snow Maiden.
Chorus: Oh, Santa Claus, Oh, Santa Claus, Oh, Santa Claus - have fun!
