“Father Frost and the Snow Maiden” - New Year’s humor for the New Year 2022
Time: 15-20 minutes.
The New Year holiday should be filled with humor and laughter, otherwise what kind of holiday is it? We invite you to play a very funny and original New Year's joke “Father Frost and the Snow Maiden”! We are sure you and your guests will really like it!
Props and scenery:
- heavy bag with gifts;
- children's small rubber pool, kettle with water;
- white surfboard (can be made from part of an ironing board, wrapped in white cloth);
- powerful soffit, preferably on a tripod;
- a bottle (fake) of Armenian cognac with three stars painted on the label.
Preliminary preparation:
Recording songs:
- song “Tell the Snow Maiden where you have been”;
- song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest!”
Characters:
- Father Frost. Dressed in a traditional Santa Claus costume.
- Snow Maiden. Dressed in a traditional Snow Maiden costume.
Scene #1
Father Frost:
What miracle of miracles? I walked through a spruce forest, but I have never seen such a beautiful, festive and sweet Christmas tree! Who has been waiting for me for so long? Hello, friends! How glad I am to see you! A year later I rushed to you so that our holiday could begin! Hey, tell me, where, friends, is my granddaughter, my girl? Did you even call her friendly? Maybe it needs to be even louder? Together, let's call loudly! And let's start celebrating!
All in chorus: “Snow Maiden!” (3 times).
The song “Tell the Snow Maiden where you have been” plays. The Snow Maiden comes out and drags a heavy bag.
Santa Claus : And here she is, darling!
Snow Maiden : Yes, it’s hard to believe, Grandfather Frost.
Santa Claus : What are you talking about, granddaughter?
Snow Maiden : I have doubts, grandfather, about whether I’m related to you at all!
Santa Claus : That's what you came up with... Why do you doubt it?
Snow Maiden : Well, at least because I’ve been carrying a bag of gifts for you to different addresses for several hours now. Is this even a woman’s business, grandpa?
Santa Claus : Well, firstly, these are the costs of the profession.
Snow Maiden (sarcastically): What are you saying?! And secondly?
Santa Claus : And secondly, I told you since childhood: sign up for the weight lifting section! No, I didn’t want to! Give me all the dances. Now don’t complain...
Snow Maiden : Yes? Where is it written that the heavy bag of gifts should be carried by the granddaughter, and not by Santa Claus himself?
Santa Claus : But it’s not good to deceive people, granddaughter.
Snow Maiden : And what, I wonder, am I deceiving, grandfather?
Santa Claus : The fact that you are carrying the bag alone. I also wore it just now.
Snow Maiden : Oh, exactly. I remembered. We agreed to take turns wearing it. So you chose the day when there was a matinee in kindergarten, and in the nursery group. So he gave the kids a pacifier and a diaper. And when it was my turn to carry the bag, for some reason I got the fitness center. Fill the bag with weights and, granddaughter, bring gifts to the men!
Santa Claus : But how they thanked you, remember?
Snow Maiden : Of course, I remember, can you really forget this?! Those guys gave me a barbell out of gratitude! And, by the way, I also had to drag her home!
Santa Claus : You know, Snow Maiden, you don’t look a gift horse in the mouth...
Snow Maiden : Okay. But tell me, where did our deer go? After all, there was a team? Was! We always carried heavy loads on it.
Santa Claus : You are dark to me, Snow Maiden. Have you heard anything about the crisis? Nowadays, a vehicle is expensive for us, Santa Clauses. I had to refuse...
Snow Maiden : Refuse? Is that what they call it now? And who lost them to Santa Claus from another region at cards?!
Santa Claus : What kind of cards? What are you hanging?
Snow Maiden : Which ones? In geographical! Who played the weather forecast and lost? So he left our reindeer team as collateral. And I carry the weights on my feminine shoulders...
Santa Claus : Yes... I see you are getting old, Snow Maiden. You become grumpy. Apparently, age is taking its toll.
Snow Maiden : Oh, how did you start talking? Old, then? How did you persuade her to appear in Playboy, she was so young? Of course, he took the money for himself, but only bought me a ribbon for my braid.
Santa Claus : Tsits, granddaughter, what are you talking about in front of people? What will they think of me...
Snow Maiden : Yes, they will think that you are no longer the kind Father Frost who was before, even if you offend your own granddaughter. That's all they'll think. And they will do the right thing, by the way. (gets angry and turns away from Santa Claus).
Santa Claus : Really, do you really think about me like that, Snow Maiden?
Snow Maiden : I almost think so.
Santa Claus : No, that’s no good! But now I will prove to you that everything is wrong. Make any wish and I will make it come true!
Snow Maiden: Is it true?
Santa Claus : Of course! Let's! Even make three wishes. I will do everything!
Snow Maiden (perks up): I have a long-standing dream... I want to be in the ocean on a snow-white yacht under the bright sun...
Santa Claus : Yes, please! Close your eyes, granddaughter!
He knocks three times on the floor with his staff and pulls out one hair from his beard, tears it, blows.
In front of the Snow Maiden there appears a small rubber pool for children (the smallest one), into which Santa Claus pours water from a kettle. There is a bright spotlight nearby. And instead of a yacht - a surfboard (white).
Snow Maiden (stunned): Santa Claus, what is this?..
Santa Claus : Water, sun and snow-white floating craft!
Snow Maiden : Well, that’s not what I ordered, Santa Claus!
Santa Claus : What a memory you have! Maiden! I told you: a crisis is on the way! I did everything I could. Economy option.
Snow Maiden : Yes, I see. My vacation has bent. Then I'll make a second wish.
Santa Claus : Well, well, come on! Only more difficult!
Snow Maiden : But get me, Santa Claus, a star from the sky! Can you?
Santa Claus : You, Snow Maiden, don’t waste your time on trifles! I can get at least three stars! Want?
Snow Maiden : Yes! I want you to give me three stars!
Santa Claus proudly takes out homemade cognac with three stars from under the coat of his fur coat: Here! Please! Count. Exactly THREE stars! And don't thank me. Pour it up!
Snow Maiden (confused): What is this? It seems that you are fulfilling my wishes, but somehow everything is not so...
Santa Claus : I see you won’t please. Then make your third wish!
Snow Maiden : I want a real New Year, filled with miracles and fun! Holiday with friends!
Santa Claus : So I brought you to the right place! Santa Claus has fulfilled your most important wish! Look around! Look how many good people are sitting in this room! Look at this beautiful Christmas tree! She is the best in the world! Take a closer look at the tables set with all sorts of dishes and drinks, and you will understand that today we will celebrate the real New Year together! Humor and fun, competitions and dancing, gifts and congratulations await you all! Tell me, granddaughter, is your darling happy now?
Snow Maiden : Now yes! Now I believe you, Grandfather Frost! I did it, I did it! And you, dear guests, I invite everyone to the festive New Year’s round dance!
The song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest!” plays. Everyone comes out to dance around the Christmas tree with Father Frost and Snow Maiden.
Words from Santa Claus on the way out for children
Hello, guys, Hello, ruddy ones, Cheerful blue-eyed ones, Mischievous brown-eyed ones, Hello to all of you from a fairy tale! Are there any guys in this room with green eyes? It can't be true! Green is the color of Christmas trees! And today the Christmas tree is the birthday girl, It doesn’t put on airs, it doesn’t fix itself, It’s waiting for guests, After all, today is a holiday - New Year! They grew up, they became big, but do you recognize me? (Children answer: “Yes!”) Who am I? (Children: “Santa Claus!”) I’m still the same gray-haired man, With a long white beard! But with you, even now, I’m ready to start dancing! Come on, guys, Hurry up for a round dance, Let's meet together with song, dance and fun... (Children in chorus: “New Year!”)
Happy New Year, Happy New Year Congratulations to all children! Congratulations to all guests! I visited you a year ago, I’m glad to see everyone again. They grew up, they became big... (Next - see the text of the first greeting.)
Let the world spread its blue umbrella of peace over the Earth. The flower of dawn will light for everyone, May the rockets be peaceful, May the sun shine clearly in the sky, May the New Year be wonderful!
Happy New Year, I wish you all good health. So I came to you again, We will sing songs and dance. Let's stand together in a round dance, Let's have a nice New Year!
Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Congratulations to all the children! Congratulations to all guests! There are so many familiar faces around, so many of my friends are here, I feel good here, like at home, among the gray fir trees. I visited you a year ago, I’m glad to see everyone again! They grew up and became big...
Game for adults “Pass the champagne”
Participants line up in a line or in a circle. The game is played according to the “play-off” principle, that is, elimination. Music sounds, players pass an inflatable bottle from hand to hand - having received a bottle from a neighbor, you need to turn around and pass it on. The music stops periodically. The player who has a bottle in his hands when the music stops is eliminated from the game. The game is played until the last player remains - that is, the winner. The prize is a bottle of champagne, the rest - a hangover potion - a bag of coffee .
Snow Maiden's greeting words for children in verse
I was born in a snowdrift, I rose from under the snow, I’ll wave my white hand, I’ll start dancing now.
All the animals know me, they call me Snegurochka. They play with me and sing songs.
I am a cheerful Snow Maiden, I’ll play blind man’s buff with you, But I’m afraid to get drunk on tea - I’ll melt from the hotness.
The Snow Maiden is beautiful, How happy you are, Elegant and marvelous, Simply exclusive!
The Snow Maiden's sleigh is racing, To make it to Christmas, go around all the nooks and crannies, Not to offend anyone!
I am Snegurochka-Snegurka, Fair-faced girl. I live in the forest with my grandfather, tending white bunnies. And in a fluffy white fur coat I wander through the forest all day. Snowflake swallows hover above me like cobwebs.
In our white house we live together with our grandfather, in the thicket of the centuries-old forest We often hear the howling of the wind. But we are not afraid of the cold, we are glad for the frosty days! There is no stove in our house - Grandfather is afraid of the fire, I am afraid of the light too, After all, I am called the Snow Maiden! I, Snow Maiden, will sing my song loudly, And, hearing my voice, a swarm of snowflakes will fly in!
I was born in a snowdrift, I rose from under the snow, I drank icy snow milk. I wash myself with white snow, My bed is on snow, On snowflakes, on featherbeds, All the edges are lacy. I’ll wave my white hand, I’ll start dancing in the forest, And if I get tired, I’ll stop And fall asleep under the Christmas tree.
I live with Grandfather Frost in the wilderness of the forest, Behind the distant birch tree Our house is icy. All forest animals have been my friends for a long time. They call me dear Snow Maiden.
Hello my friends! I am glad to see you all, both big and small, smart and remote! We live together in our white house with my grandfather!
But we are not afraid of the cold, we are glad for the frosty days! We hasten to congratulate everyone! Let the sound of cheerful laughter! And bad weather will pass you by, There will be only happiness in life!
I was born in a good fairy tale made of snowflakes, made of ice, and a magic sled brought me here. I hope you were waiting for me? Did everyone recognize the Snow Maiden?
I came to you from a winter fairy tale. I'm all snow and silver. My friends are blizzards and blizzards. I love everyone, I’m kind to everyone!
Oh, so many children, both girls and boys! Hello! Hello! Will you shout back to me?
Words from Santa Claus to the adults
Here I am! Since ancient times it has been like this, that not a single Christmas tree can do without me. I, children, am a very old grandfather, and believe me, I am many years old. In December and January I walk on the earth, I grab you by the nose, If I freeze, it brings me to tears! Because I am angry, With my snowy retinue, The famous Santa Claus. But today I am not evil, kind, generous and simple! With you, even now, I’m ready to start dancing.
Hello, guys, Hello, ruddy ones, Cheerful blue-eyed ones, Mischievous brown-eyed ones, Hello to all of you from a fairy tale! Are there any guys in this room with green eyes? It can't be true! Green is the color of Christmas trees! And today the Christmas tree is the birthday girl, It doesn’t put on airs, it doesn’t fix itself, It’s waiting for guests, After all, today is a holiday - New Year!
Happy New Year, Happy New Year Congratulations to all children! Congratulations to all guests! I visited you a year ago, I’m glad to see everyone again. They grew up and became big. They grew up and became big. But do you recognize me? (Children answer: “Yes!”) Who am I? (Children: “Santa Claus!”)
I am a cheerful Santa Claus, your New Year's Guest! Don't hide your nose from me, I'm good today! I remember exactly a year ago I saw these guys. The year flew by like an hour. I didn't even notice. Here I am again among you, dear children! They grew up and became big. Did they even recognize me? I’m still the same, gray-haired, But just like young, And I’m ready to start dancing Together with you right now!
Without Santa Claus, snowflakes don't fly. Without Santa Claus, the patterns don't shine. Without Santa Claus, the trees don't light up. And without Frost there is no fun for the guys. Light up, magical star, make all the children happy! Let the cheerful, ringing laughter sound at the holiday!
Embroidered with a scattering of stars, covered with snow, The year of good news is rushing towards us at all times. You need to greet the guest in such a way that there is a sea of smiles, so that some eccentric does not hang his nose out of grief. So that there would be a round dance everywhere, So that the house would be cramped, So that we could celebrate the New Year with a whirlwind of the best songs!
Hello, children and adults! Happy New Year, I wish you happiness and joy! Don’t sneeze or get sick, have good health. It's fun to laugh at the Christmas tree, don't be afraid of Santa Claus!
Good afternoon to you, Happy New Year. Congratulations to all the guys! Let your songs sound more friendly with his arrival. Over the snow-covered country Time passes quickly. We and the whole great Earth will say: “Hello, New Year!”
