Cool poems for any gift
Tired of intrigue and passion, There has been no peace on earth for a long time.
You put on a mask and fins and go to the bottom! There, hiding from the noisy city, Where they live both excitedly and sobbingly, You will find a calm joy Among the algae and fish.
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You don’t need anything else. While exploring the ocean soil, you will look at the treasures from sunken frigates and schooners without worry.
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But no matter how friendly you are with water, get out of the depths of the sea. On earth you are still very much needed and loved.
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Watching the life of fish for hours, soon forgetting your problems, you will suddenly become so calm, as if you had sailed straight from heaven.
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Fill our glass with juice, Absorb the vitamins. You won't be alone, We'll come for tea soon. Then you’ll put the glass aside and brew some tea for everyone.
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How do you live without a keychain? Life is bad without a keychain. With a whistle I give you a keychain so you can always find it.
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Your zenith is still ahead. And it’s not for nothing that I’m giving you a pen. You’ll sign for the fees when you become famous.
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Your zenith is still ahead. You won’t forget about the fountain pen. You will give her autographs when you become famous.
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But that day is still far away. In the meantime, just to warm up, write me a couple of lines with a pen. About what? Try to guess.
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With gray old age and in the prime of life, You carry this amulet with you. Not an empty phrase, But fate itself He will save you from the evil eye.
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You can live at ease without communion. There is no misfortune for you, There is no trouble for you. But there is also something missing between us. The amulet just won't help with this.
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I’ll make your fate easier and I’ll give you a Super Razor. To shave without problems, I also give you cream.
Gift Tips
Giving a comic gift to the hero of the occasion needs to be done correctly . If you are attending a large celebration hosted by a toastmaster or emcee, tell them in advance that the presentation of your gift will be special. Before congratulating you, let the organizer invite you and the hero of the occasion to the center of the hall. Ask him for a microphone so that all guests can hear your speech.
The main thing is, do not forget, before reading a short quatrain, to say a few words about how well you treat the host of the holiday, and wish him all the best.
If the celebration takes place in a homely atmosphere, take the initiative into your own hands: ask for the floor and say that you have decided to congratulate the hero of the occasion in a special way. You should not give a gift with a straight face. Smile and give your loved one joy ! It doesn’t really matter what gift you give to your loved one, the main thing is that the kind words you say come from a pure heart! And ironic short poems will help you put in a good mood not only the hero of the occasion, but also the guests present at the event. Well, if a person has a voice and knows Spanish well, then why not give a gift with a song! We watch the following video about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jXrXClaWMI
Congratulations on gifts. Poems for gifts..
Let the wrinkles smooth out, days, weeks, Let melancholy visit you less often.
We wanted to express this with a gift, at least it’s just an IRONING BOARD. We are giving you a ROBE for your anniversary! Let it be more valuable than any awards. You will smell his slender body and walk from the bathroom with a light gait.
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We are giving you MITTENS for good reason - Let there be a holiday on our street Every year at the beginning of December!
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So that your palms would warm up in the cold, so that they would never turn into ice, so that the threads of friendship would not break in the turmoil of everyday worries!
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In times of doubt, remain steadfast, don’t lag behind, don’t get ahead of yourself. So that we don’t end up losing, we must keep track of time.
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Let’s finish our wishes very briefly: Let there be plenty of strength and time! Before the start of a new decade, We say cordially: “GOOD HOUR!”
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Beautiful new SUITCASE WITH two shiny locks! He will see many countries, going on trips with you.
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Let him see the whole world: Paris, New York, Lausanne, Let him visit Bombay, Cairo, Berlin, Belgrade, Havana!
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But there is one wish for both you and the suitcase - Let these voyages be affordable for both.
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Everything cools down gradually: Earth and coffee, feelings and ash. Everything is cooling down in this mortal world and there is less warmth left for us.
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oh God forbid pour wine there Under the guise of “hot tea”: Then we are not responsible for the consequences: The flask may explode from shame!
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May the drops not ring for a long time, May April go far away, And you and I cannot hear the trill that the pipe sings.
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Let the blizzard soon creak for many gray weeks. But we have one secret, so as not to be afraid of these troubles:
Let inspired beauties: Borscht, soups, fillets, compotes - Come out from under your hands Easily and smoothly, like my verse.
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I believe that years will pass and then I will boldly declare that I have not read this book, but I have eaten all the dishes in it.
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To make your life more beautiful, We present TWO GLASSES. Let the champagne play in them and remind you of your wedding! (And it reminds you of your youth)
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We give you an alarm clock so that you are always mobile. Let there be an ALARM CLOCK in the bedroom: It will help you be accurate and punctual, and rich too.
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It is beautiful and has a lot of cups: 12 guests 9 Or: for six guests or persons), Or, more simply, friends.
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Love is not a potato, love is not a carrot. Love cannot be bought with coin. Love will not be given with an apartment by the mother-in-law With Vietnamese oak parquet.
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And the cashier won’t give it to you with a check, And the post office won’t drop it off. And if there is an empire style in the living room and bedroom, it doesn’t bring love!
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What about love? This is a juicy shish kebab, which the wife will cook in a moment.
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Love is not a dream, but a wonderful reality, When there is a barbecue grill on the farm!
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We couldn’t get boots, so we decided to give you a flying carpet, so that you could fly on it for many years to come, so that it could help you make your dreams come true.
FRUITS
A PINEAPPLE
You will receive a pineapple as a gift, instead of cheese and sausages.
Vitamins, aroma... Everyone is happy with pineapple! ORANGE
We give oranges as a gift, so that there is no reason for sadness!
I ate an orange and my mood improved, Better than candy or cookies. Ripe, juicy orange - The first vitamin in fruit. To always be healthy, eat slices without shame. WATERMELON We
give you a big watermelon! It tastes like honey. After all, I lay in the sun and absorbed a lot of sweetness.
BANANAS
Eat bananas and coconuts, And expect rewards from fate! GRAPE
So that there is peace and harmony in your life. We put grapes in the cocktail!
APPLES
Undoubtedly, your strength depends on them: They will lift your mood and increase your tone.
APPLES
I give you an apple not for discord - You are the most beautiful of all, without controversy, Just as fragrant and fresh, Full of vital energy. I always wanted to hit the bull's eye. I’m bringing the target closer so that you can “shoot” what you wanted with all your soul... So my gift is not an easy one! I want you to hit the bull’s eye in your choice to begin with... So that in the future you won’t be deceived And you won’t miss the mark with happiness...
Congratulations on gifts
She will solve a hundred problems in an instant, Because She was created for fulfillment.
Ideal for water, milk and juice, will become a vase for flowers and not bad for wine.
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Suitable for bulk products, For cereals and semolina, And let money be stored most securely in a bank.
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Everything goes to its place and nothing just lies around. A jar is the most useful item in the world. Of course, there is no better gift.
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So we decided to give you a difficult gift. We think that He should pleasantly surprise you. Contents of the envelope: Two treasured tickets!
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Today is a special day for us, I suggest taking a walk, attending an evening movie show, walking along my native lane.
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Money, mugs and flowers Everything was given a long time ago. And that’s why I give you movie tickets.
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There you will fill yourself with popcorn and get your fill of spectacles. You will laugh and cheerfully return home.
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It’s not difficult to quench your thirst for art with this gift, and you can thank us for it with a simple smile.
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I’ll put two tickets to the theater on the table, inviting you on a date, and with flowers I’ll stand on the sidelines near the theater, waiting for you.
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Accept tickets to the concert, Let them give you a moment of joy, And let your heart keep happy stories as a memory.
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Our gift is special, a little magical. A lottery ticket will please anyone.
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Gifted to you with all my heart, which means you will be lucky! And the desired one will certainly bring the winnings.
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I will give you a lottery ticket, I believe that it will bring good luck, it will be the sail of your ship, which sails straight to the shore of happiness.
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And if it’s sad sometimes, I’ll come to the rescue then. There may be many roads ahead, we can go through them!
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It looks like a trinket, It doesn’t seem to carry any meaning, But like an old housekeeper, He takes care of the whole bunch.
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Super fashionable, creative, will make everyone jealous, your keychain with a stylish design will bring you success.
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So that in a couple of months Not long. You were able to buy a cool car.
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But don’t forget to take a ride in a car with me. After all, my keychain was like a hint to you.
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You shouldn’t just follow the call of fashion to get a full beard, after all, the main thing for an individual is to remain your true self!
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May your life be sparkling, like wine with bubbles, and may happiness not forget you. Everything will be like in a movie.
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Take a bottle as a gift! She is not simple. There is a magical liquid in it that gives you wings!
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When you open it, you’ll immediately hear a pop. A gin will appear from there, you’ll see! And there will be foam, and splashes, and sweetness. I give it sincerely, only for joy!
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Let this vase with a marvelous pattern decorate the interior of your home. Let everything be fine at home, let the family be happy.
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Let beautiful flowers complement the vase, let more finances come into the house. I wish you happy, good days, May life be sweet as honey.
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I’ll make a man’s lot easier and give you a super razor. And in order to shave without problems, I will also give you cream!
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When the alarm clock rings, Let it not be the sweet sound of a guitar, Nightmares will end, When the alarm clock rings!
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When the alarm clock rings, What was complex and dangerous, Becomes simple and clear, When the alarm clock rings!
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When the alarm clock rings, the day will greet you warmly. Don't cover it with a pillow when the alarm clock rings!
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To make your life more beautiful, We present two glasses. Let the champagne play in them and remind you of your wedding! (or “And it reminds you of youth!”)
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Take the guitar and let it play, it immediately fills your heart with delight. In your hands it is like a song of the soul. Play the gift to us in silence!
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What is more important, rain or sun? The umbrella is the most important thing! Don’t look out the window now, but carry it with you!
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Coffee should be drunk hot. This is so and not otherwise. There is no better gift than a cool coffee maker!
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Cooking quickly requires special skill. A microwave is indispensable in a young family. Let delicious dishes in your home be prepared with a bang!
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I give you gloves, So that your hands are smooth, So that they don’t freeze in the cold, They are always warm!
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Let the pillow given to you be your faithful friend. You will see a wonderful dream on it, and in the afternoon it will suddenly come true!
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This comfortable and stylish little thing will definitely come in handy. Your solid image will completely decorate this wallet.
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Let the bedding set bring you the joy of life. On crisp new sheets Spend the night not only in dreams!
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When you become famous, you won’t forget about your fountain pen, you will write autographs with it, your zenith is still ahead!
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And it’s not for nothing that I’m giving you a pen. When you become famous, you’ll sign for the fees, your zenith is still ahead!
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We will give you the item you need now. It works quietly and is pleasing to the eye. It will save time and hands. The washing machine will save you from worries!
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(for a woman) The simulator will help you: And it will increase your beauty, And strengthen your health, Like Doctor Aibolit.
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(for a man) Of course, you are not a weak guy, almost an Olympic medalist. But the exercise machine will simply give you immeasurable strength.
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At work, you shake hands with your boss, and he... The moment he becomes disabled, he will retire immediately.
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And women will simply melt. Men like them have never been known. Such potency will be completely silent about this!
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And now the long-awaited happiness has reliably moved into your home. Go to the gym, swing, We are waiting for future exploits!
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I really need a friend in my life: an electric iron. He will ensure neatness and pleasant communication.
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A woman's hair means a lot, and you shouldn't go without it. You will create your own hairstyle with a hairdryer and you will immediately win a lot of hearts!
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Poems for the gift CRYSTAL (CRYSTAL TABLEWARE) (for a friend, girlfriend)
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Wishing peace and goodness in the family, we give a teapot. Warming the soul, To enjoy the evening with well-brewed tea!
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Happy people don't watch the clock, and don't look at them too much. Just wear them on your wrist. Let them remind you of me.
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(for a woman) Love is not a potato, love is not a carrot. Love cannot be bought with coin. Love will not be given with an apartment by the mother-in-law With Vietnamese oak parquet.
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Love is not a dream, but a wonderful reality: When there is a GRILL SHAB maker on the farm!
COUNTRY TREATS
If your stomach wants to eat, do it the honor: You spread pate on the bread, there is nothing tastier (they give you a can of pate) If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals, Throw in a sardine, maybe even half (they give you a can of sardines) If you need lunch, there are no problems here: your millet will be tasty if you have stew. (they give stewed meat) Pour tea into the cups, serve the loaf! Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk) If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense! Open a can of beans, you will always be full! (they give beans)
So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content, Open a can of corn and feed the salad! (they give corn) Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich: Put a cucumber on the bread, and a couple of sprats from a jar. (they give cucumber and sprats) An unsuccessful fishing trip will be made enjoyable, Fish meatballs in tomato gravy (they give meatballs) If he grew up in a garden bed, we won’t give it to you, This jar of peas, we’ll eat it in winter! (they give green peas) In addition to the treat - squash caviar! There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give squash caviar) So Tanya started cooking, she got the best meat. How to pepper the dish so as not to upset the guests? (they give you a bag of pepper) So that you don’t have a sweet life, I found something for you. A very necessary thing - Here's mustard in a tube! (they give mustard) If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is already howling, Porridge with meat will come in handy to moderate its ardor! (they give you a can of porridge with meat) We give you a bag of nuts, a nursery rhyme for you at your leisure. Minerals, vitamins, there is no reason not to love them. (they give nuts) For love pleasures, our nut will come in handy. He will add strength to you and add pleasure. (they give walnuts) If you invite pure cream to the society’s dacha, Don’t rely on potatoes, open the olives as soon as possible (they give olives) We are giving a jar of olives now, So that you surprise us with your dishes. Solyankas, salads, the second thing to create, You just need to use your imagination! (they give olives) So that salads or meat are fabulously tasty, we give you olive oil on your birthday! (olive oil) It’s a useless thing if you take it alone, But it’s useful for soup, it needs to be in the house. (tomato paste) I want to wish you from the bottom of my heart a sea of happiness, health, love, and give you a necklace, and put it on your shoulders. You keep it from moths and frost, You can greet the dawn and sunset in it, In times of hunger, boil it for yourself, And you don’t need to spend a lot of money. If sadness and sadness visit you, disperse them with a miracle of miracles, And sell this wonderful gift, And buy an expensive Mercedes. (Beads made of pasta) A necklace of pearls, I give it to you with my soul, And I hope you need it, Because I love you so much! As a joke, we give you a necklace, Macaroni creation! So that your stock of pasta is strategic! ( Necklace made of pasta) Necklace made of bagels, Tea in a box, refined sugar. Consolidation! Not a gift! And a museum exhibit! (About a necklace made of bagels) In order not to get sick in the winter from flu and colds, We give you a jar of honey, It’s sweet, it’s just a miracle,
Natural, amber color, Just arrived from the apiary, Help yourself to the gift, Honey on the farm is not a hindrance! (Honey) To become an aristocrat, you don’t need a lot of money. Eat a sandwich with caviar, drink coffee and go! (Jar of caviar)
Wishes for a piggy bank gift
A piggy bank is a necessary, appropriate thing, It will help you save money, And if something unexpected happens, it’s time to open the piggy bank!
There is always a lot of change in your pockets, white, yellow, gold coins. And when she walks, she rattles in her pockets. It’s time to take proper care of them.
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I congratulate you on your birthday and hand over a piggy bank: May it bring you a lot of money in advance!
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Let them be kept carefully and ring temptingly, calling happiness into the house, so that you can live comfortably in it!
On what holidays is it appropriate to give such gifts?
There are many events in our lives that are usually celebrated on a grand scale. A comic gift with poems can be presented to friends, relatives or work colleagues. There can be many reasons for this: you can congratulate a person in this way on the New Year, birthday, anniversary or wedding .
It is worth noting that it is customary to give comic gifts with poems not only to the heroes of the occasion. They themselves can also organize a reciprocal action of giving small but pleasant surprises, playing it like a win-win lottery or an action of universal kindness.
Guests gathered at the holiday will be pleased to receive from the bride and groom or from the hero of the day, even a small but memorable gift. If you plan to thank your friends or family in this way, tell them about it at the very beginning of the event so that no one leaves early and can take part in the joke raffle .
