Children's ditties for February 23rd for boys from girls
In scenarios dedicated to the celebration of February 23, one can often find ditties. This genre has not lost its relevance today. Firstly, rhyming songs add variety and color to the event. Secondly, they are easy to remember and children like.
Finally, perky couplets can be performed by several people at once, which is very convenient for organizing a holiday. Here you will find the most original children's ditties for February 23rd for boys from girls. They can be included in scenarios for both junior and senior grades.
Texts of children's funny ditties for boys from girls in honor of February 23
*** We sing for you today, And we have one motive, We really, really want to congratulate you on the twenty-third!
*** We congratulate the boys on the twenty-third of February, We will say only kind words to all our boys.
*** Today we wish to cherish friendship since childhood, to protect our borders, to serve our homeland honestly!
*** In our class, all the boys want to grow up quickly, And they will definitely protect their native country!
*** Happy Defender of Boys Day We congratulate you now! Let us wish them good health, so that their passion does not go out!
*** All the boys in our class want to be soldiers. There is no chance to change your mind, the Service is waiting for our guys!
*** All the ditties were sung, Yes, that’s how good we are! Clap more friendly, We tried our best!
Paraphrases about different things
Sasha didn’t feed the dog for three days...
Sasha didn’t feed the dog for three days, didn’t give him anything to drink or take him for a walk, the school director should come to them, he can’t get away from the dog alive!
Alexandra has a dream...
Alexandra has a dream of drinking coffee under the oleander, She would like to go to Monte Carlo, She just needs to meet Karl.
About Shura - Alexandra...
About Shura - Alexandra - anyone will tell you that there is never dirt in their house. Protects from dirt, washes dishes to an unimaginable cleanliness Shurochka always! After all, Alexandra, Sashenka - you need to know this - are supposed to protect us by name!
Sasha, my girl...
Sasha, my girl, are we still friends? Well, then wash the dishes, I will be friends with you.
Alyonushka loved her brother to tears...
Alyonushka loved her brother to tears And so that her brother would not grow up as a little goat, her sister dripped poison into the puddle. The only brother threw off his hooves.
Alina was going to the sea...
Alina went to the sea and picked up a lot of creams. But she still burned, try not to burn in the fire...
Alice drinks very rarely...
Alice very rarely drinks tea with lemon and toffee. After a hearty risotto, she wants tea with bergamot.
The boy Andreyka found three kopecks...
The boy Andreyka found three kopecks, A man in a padded jacket noticed this, The crowbar whistled like Chingachgook's spear, No, the grandmother will not wait for her grandson.
The girl Nastya was quiet...
The girl Nastya was quiet, everyone often bothered her. Once Nastya took an ax, so that they would be responsible for their own market.
It was early in the morning...
It was early in the morning - Nastya didn’t go to school. And this Nastyusha set the school on fire at night.
Anya sings songs...
Anya sings songs and gnaws all the nuts. Have you decided that Anya is a squirrel? No, believe me, Anya is a girl.
Can Anki rob banks...
Anki can rob banks, They can drive a cart. They can build a house. They could cause a pogrom. They can chew granite. They can pretend. They can do it all. .. They can! But they don't want to.
Anya sleeps and sees...
Anya sleeps and sees Delicious lasagna Just an obsession, Without warning.
I want it like on a trampoline...
I want to jump on my Anyuta like on a trampoline. I just remembered about the trampoline, and Anyuta was right there.
So many good girls!
So many good girls! So many affectionate names! And I got it - with a vile face and a vile name - Anton!
Guys, I really feel bad...
“Guys, I feel really bad,” Arkady says to his friends. Friends shake their heads and poke their wands at him.
One night behind the wall...
One night, behind the wall, something loudly slammed. It was an inflatable woman near Artyom that burst.
I have a boy, Artem...
I have a boy, Artem... Fat, thick, not broad-shouldered... Even though he has two tons of dirt in him... But at heart he is not shitty...
I see you are not happy with guests...
“I see you are not happy with guests,” Artyom said thoughtfully, extracting coarsely ground salt from his buttock.
Vadik loves chocolate...
Vadik loves chocolate - He is always happy about sweets. They only give sweets if he eats soup.
Valentina is a spring girl...
Valentina is a spring girl, Valentina is a sultry beauty. I’m crazy about our Valya - She’s just a real find!
Oh Valeria, my friend...
Oh Valeria, my friend, She can’t live without parsley, And this morning she can’t live without Peter.
Life is not going well for Lera...
Life is not going well for Lera without an eclair cake, How many gentlemen there were, At least someone bought eclairs.
Vasya drew a lot...
Vasya drew a lot and dreamed of becoming an artist. But our Vasily did not think that he would sing beautifully.
Verochka! Your coquetry
Verochka! Your coquetry should be restrained. You are using means that should not be used. You immediately conquer everyone around you. You sow passion like an infection, Being yourself a diamond.
Victoria captivates and wins...
Victoria captivates and wins, Victoria excites with just a glance. The fire of love burns in her blood - If you surrender to her, don’t call for help.
Victoria passed through here!
Victoria passed through here! This is her territory! If she's ahead, it's better not to go forward. If you come face to face with her, it's love! Or straight away kirdyk.
Vovochka plays football...
Vovochka plays football, Vova knows all the rules. Vladimir hits the ball, “Goal!” The match score is equal!
Vlad got capricious...
Vlad is capricious, Can’t stand chocolate, Give her marmalade, So Vlad can cook it
It's Galina's holiday today!
It's Galina's holiday today! It's Galina's name day! Let's congratulate Galka and glorify her name. Galya is silence, but the interpretation is incorrect. Have you met quiet Gals? Noisy, like a highway, And active, and nimble, Generous with imagination. And they are stubborn in business, And they are perky in company, If only in the mood... No mood - no fire. The picture will change abruptly, if suddenly Galina is not in the soul. But today is the name day, Everything is fine with Galina! Let's have a fun walk and celebrate your Angel Day. We won’t leave you without a gift - Accept the gift, Galka! Be cheerful, no other way, Your path in life will be successful!
Adam was created from clay...
Adam was created from clay. As for Galina, I say in front of all the people: The material here is noble.
What is the use of this Dasha...
What is the use of this Dasha, you won’t even understand right away. You can't cook porridge from it, you can't even make a cap. Try it without Dasha. If you don't die right away, life will be such a mess! You won't find any meaning in crap.
Dima loves the sea very much...
Dima loves the sea very much, he will go there soon. He will splash on the waves, he will try to swim.
Someone believes in happiness behind the fog...
Some people believe in happiness behind the fog, Some people kill fish with dynamite. In general, if someone came ashore, he was either a fisherman or Katyusha.
I would like a visa to Lisa’s heart...
I would like a visa to Lisa's heart, I would fall all over there. It's closer to Simeiz, it's further than Nepal. You can’t buy a ticket there, If you don’t get through right away, There’s nothing more hopeless - There’s face control at the entrance.
On the weekend Igor...
On weekends, Igor goes with Vita to the skating rink. They glide on skates - There are no happier guys.
Igorek, Igorek!
Igorek, Igorek! Give us a bubble! You are my comrade! Will you give me a bottle?
Igor was sawing the cable on the rails...
Igor was sawing a cable on the rails. Suddenly, unexpectedly, the rain started pouring down. No, he will not become a sailor now, he has become an excellent guide.
In every Ira there is peace and honor...
In every Ira there is peace and honor, in every Ira there is something. Each Ira gets an apartment, Otherwise it’s difficult for Ira. In every Ira there is silence, Ira is a faithful wife, So for every Ira there is a husband, So that the world becomes comfortable!
Pour me some kefir...
Pour me some kefir, give me a piano. I’ll sing about the maiden Ira, And how she doesn’t feel sorry for me. I’ll conquer the Pamir ridge, and at the top I’ll go on a binge. I learned that the name Ira means peace and quiet. I'm a big supporter of peace! I'm a guy without flaws! What do you want, Maiden Ira? Eh... Give me the button accordion!
Karina wants a tangerine...
Karina wants a tangerine, Karina wants a melon, Karina will take her soul out for chocolate, for an orange, Karina often wants to eat Something that is not at home, I am ready to give her all this - I love this woman!
Kostya wants to become a doctor...
Kostya wants to become a doctor and he doesn’t care. He is not afraid of injections - He is very proud of this
What a debater Christina is!
What a debater Christina is! My head is just spinning! It’s like a twig is whipping: “You are wrong!” I'm right! There is no point in arguing with her: After all, she will stand on her own! Or maybe it’s true - And she’s right in everything!
Lyuba walked home through the park...
Lyuba walked home through the park. A sexual maniac was waiting in the bushes. Neither a scream nor a squeak was heard... The karateka silently knocked him down.
There is such a miracle in the world...
There is such a miracle in the world called Miracle-Luda. Anyone who has not seen Luda has lost a lot in life.
Sweet girl named Rita...
A sweet girl named Rita Popu was scratching with a piece of dynamite. The explosion sounded on Zhdanova Street - Legs in Medvedkovo, priest in Chertanovo.
The girl Masha was looking for raspberries...
The girl Masha was looking for raspberries. She stepped on a mine with her foot. For a long time those blue eyes on the pine tree will appear in my dreams.
Girl Masha...
The girl Masha rode the elevator - her legs went away, but her butt remained
If you want to fall in love...
If you want to fall in love so that you immediately fall into euphoria, you need to look for a girl, and not just, but Maria!
Masha eats cabbage at night...
Masha eats cabbage at night - We need to stop this. Masha, stop eating at night, eat cabbage in the morning.
Young people are bad now...
Young people are bad now - they smoke, drink, commit debauchery. Our Masha is not like that - Masha is a hundred times better. But the nasty girlfriends, harboring envy of Masha, quietly stuffed a condom into her purse, took her into the smoking room, snorted tobacco from her blouse, and forced a bottle of champagne into her mouth!
I admit that, as before...
I confess that, as before, I adore Nadezhda. Unfortunately, no matter how sad, this feeling is selfless.
Children don't like Piggy that much...
Children do not love Piggy as much as men love Ksyusha. More than getting to nirvana, men want Oksana. And Oksana is a wanderer. Few people like her. In general, she is strange. And she has only one love.
On a three-wheeled lisaped...
“On a three-wheeled lisaped and ride only in courtyards,” the traffic cop read from Oksana’s license.
Ksyusha doesn’t have enough money...
Ksyusha doesn’t have enough money, Ksyusha loves sushi very much. Fedot turned up for her and promised to feed her without quotas.
Long-lasting toffee...
Oleg played with long-lasting toffee on the bus: Now he puts it in his nose, now in his ear, now a horse blinds, now a beaver.
Olezhka gave me a bear...
Olezhka gave a bear to his girlfriend Sasha, but he forgot to tell her that there is no more beautiful girl.
You are my bondage...
You are my bondage, Olya in a white dress. In a white dress, Olya, you will become mine! I don’t want freedom, but I want Olya. And I want it today, and I want it soon!
Pasha is called Pavel...
They call Pasha Pavel when they call him to school. If my son is doing great in school, the head teacher wouldn’t call him personally.
Little Petya went to the toilet...
Little Petya went into the toilet and looked, but there were no toilets there. The children laughed at Petka for a long time, - He mixed up the sign in the buffet.
Petenka was infuriated by the appearance of the teacher...
Petenka was infuriated by the teacher’s appearance: He bit Maryivanna on the nose. Now he walks around school like a hero, proud of his nickname “Minted the Second.”
Polina was eating sandwiches...
Polina ate sandwiches, chewed butter and sausage. Everyone hated Polina! He eats everything and doesn’t get fat, damn it!
Seryozha collects stamps...
Seryozha collects stamps and knows a lot about each brand. Seryozha is proud of his stamps, he strives to collect all the stamps.
It's good to be friends with Tamara...
It’s good to be friends with Tamara, With her everything is clear “without a bazaar”: What’s what, where and how, And things are going well. She doesn’t sit idle, Well, if she’s tired, She easily takes on something else - She doesn’t want peace.
Our Tanya laughs and jumps...
Our Tanya laughs and jumps. No, not our Tanya, that is. Ours should be roaring, but apparently it’s not her.
Tanya in the jungle...
Tanya collided with a tiger in the jungle... She returned to her grandmother in tiger skin.
Tanka, don’t go to the river...
Tanka, don’t go to the river, don’t drown out the sharks there. You’d better swim in the river - Don’t upset the village.
Yulia is smiling like a fool...
Yulia smiles like a fool, but not out of habit. It’s just that Yule’s dad pulled his pigtails tight!
Julia, why do you need a mare...
Julia, why did you call the mare a rude fool? After all, she carried you home drunk for three days. And now the mare is sad, - She is thirty-five today. Buy tequila as soon as possible, so that you can get drunk with your mare.
Cover the clearing quickly...
Cover the clearing as soon as possible, Fry the kebabs as soon as possible, Yana will come to us today. To the clearing, guys!
Everyone knows that Vadim...
Everyone knows that Vadim is slow-witted and unsociable. Without a doubt, every Tolik is a 100% alcoholic. According to statistics, Andrei is not a Jew at all. And every Seryozha has stupidity written all over his face.
The face came out of the snout...
So that the face came out of the snout And it was not life - a melody, Let's drink a glass to Cyril, And the second to Methodius!
A virgin named Galina...
A virgin named Galina drinks Massandra wines. A virgin named Arina is a soft-bodied feather bed. A Virgo named Darina loves tangerines. If your name is Karina, buy stearin. The one who bears the name Lada wears bright lipstick. If your name is Lena, you will not escape from captivity. If you were named Lisa, you are most likely a suck-up... If your name is Irina, Drink urine in the morning. If your name is Alena, then your spouse is gulena. we need to think about replacing Elena in a timely manner.
If your name is Taya...
If you were named Taya, you are certainly not a saint... If your name is Lyuba, a dog fur coat will suit you. If you are Adelaide, then you are only evil in appearance. Were you named Violetta? Are you a ballet fan? If you are called Ada, you are a fan of the zoo. Is your name Nicoletta? Flirting is only available in summer. If your name is Alena, then you love bows. If your name is Lesya, Stop this pressure. Has your name been Ida since birth? This means you and the planid call you Ruslana, which means you saved the cormorant. If they called you Eva, you should go to the left. If your name is Polina, then you have an eagle look. If your name is Yana, then you should be well-fed and drunk. If you are named Sonya, Let them ride you on a pony. If you are named Zoya, then you are from the Mesozoic. Do they call you Angela? This means your bangs have turned red Your name is Margarita, This means everything here is secure. If your name is Anfisa, even rats are afraid of you. If you are called Rose, then you have a thorn. If your name is Alesya, then you can fool around, you’ll get tired, so let me know, we won’t drive you quickly. If you are Tatyana, then on Tatyana's Day, expect a macho man!
If your boyfriend is Vova...
If your boyfriend is Vova, urgently look for someone else. Everyone knows where Elena is - there are parties and betrayals. If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved. If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.
If your name is Sveta...
If your name is Sveta, then you are greeted with great greetings. If your name is Alla, you cannot be pulled off your pedestal. If your name is Julia, then you are as fast as a bullet. If your name is Natasha, Then Botox is not scary for you If your name is Zlata, Then you need fans, If your name is Christina, You escaped from quarantine If you were named Olya, This is a reason for a feast, And if your name is Elena, Your bathtub is knee-deep. If your name is Lyusya, then they will give you bars, and if you are called Ira, beware of becoming a sneak. If your name is Lisa, This is a reason for a surprise, And your name is Tamara, You are a bar owner at heart. If your name is Anya, then Vanya will love you, and if you are called Zhenya, you often don’t give a damn. If your name is Galina, you are a lover of plasticine, If your name is Luda, That means your partner is a bore, If they called you Dasha, Then eat curdled milk, Who we call Valya, Raves about a bag from Cavalli.
If your name is Seva...
If your name is Seva, then it is on the left side of your trouser leg. If your name is Slava, then it is on the right side of your trouser leg. If your name is Gena - is it really - up to the knee? If your name is Andrey, undress quickly. If your name is Vlad, you are a treasure in bed.
If her name is Katya...
If her name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money. If her name is Polya, you are a deer! such a share. Every person Anton meets is a simple loaf. As noted, Tatiana is not stoned, but drunk.
If you are Valeria...
If you are Valeria, the cavalry is behind you... If you are Emilia, the whole family is behind you. If you are Eleanor, then save yourself from the major. If you are Alicia, you will be paid a commission. If you are Elvira, hire Moidodyr. If your name is Sveta, then you are greeted with great greetings. If your name is Alla, Serve you only lard. If your name is Julia, just give you chairs. If your name is Natasha, then latex is not scary for you. If your name is Zlata, you will love a fan. If your name is Christina, you have escaped quarantine. If you were named Olya, this is a reason for a feast. And if your name is Elena, the puddle is knee-deep. If your name is Lucy, then you are not our type. And if you are called Ira, beware of becoming a weasel. If your name is Lisa, This is a reason for a surprise, If they called you Dasha, Then eat yogurt.
If you have a crush on Alla...
If you have a crush on Alla, wait for the disgusting ending. If you fell in love with Milana, make tempting plans. If you fell in love with Zlata, Then you will get sex through connections, If you got Lera, Buy a carload of eclairs. The name Paul is intriguing, like a leaflet from the underground. Kohl is not indifferent to Yulia, Stop in Barnaul. If you have a crush on Lina, knock out stubbornness with a wedge. If you go to Angela, buy more Gzhel. If you meet Ulyana, immediately cover the clearing. If your name is Polina, you are having lunch at a pancake shop. Are you going to hit on Antonina? You'll get the first pancake if you marry Anna, you'll walk through the savannah. If you marry Inna, you'll find yourself in the desert. If you are drawn to Alexandra, take care of your spacesuit. Do you want to make friends with Masha? Go to Kashin immediately If you like Marina, You will jump off in the state of Carolina If you are attracted to Ruslana, You will end up in Sudan If you stick to Tanya, You will drown like the Titanic If you marry Lina, You will park in Berlin. Whoever breathes unevenly towards Lila will be a catapult in Chile. If you like Dasha, prepare a carload of daisies. Whoever breathes unevenly towards Eve will hover over Geneva. If you fall for Nadia, you'll end up in Baghdad. If you fell in love with Angelica, that means you should be a stutterer. If you chose Karina, stock up on aspirin. Have you fallen in love with Angelica? Destroy all evidence! If you fall in love with Polya, you will end up in Tyrol. If you're drawn to Polina, you'll end up in Beijing. If you're drawn to Zinaida, you'll park in Madrid. Do you want to be closer to Varya? Stay longer at the bar. Do you want to explain to Vera? In the zoo, where the animals are. If you marry Lila, you will go shopping in Castilla, you will get a haircut in Seville, you will go diving in the Nile. If you meet Adele, you will land straight in Delhi. If you fall in love with Sonya, then you will settle in Kherson.
And always, where Vicky is...
And always, where Vicky is - Quarrels, fights, screams. Agree that Natasha’s name is “turd” for a reason.
Every Vitaly he meets...
Every Vitaly he meets consists of anomalies. Any Misha often goes crazy. In three words, any Alyosha is an evil type, and not a good one. If your name is Emma, sex on Fridays is a problem.
Mom gave her children...
Mom gave her children a hatchet for Petya, an awl for Serezhenka, a crowbar for Mitenka, and a knife for Vassenka. The drunk neighbor no longer bothers them.
Igor doesn’t love all of Lyudmila...
Igor doesn’t love all of Lyudmila, but only one fragment of her. However, he foolishly married the whole of Lyudmila.
There is no light...
There is no light. Masha doesn't wave. Lyuba doesn't love. Katya doesn't roll.
The one they called Kira...
The one who was called Kira, Can become the wife of a fakir. If you are called Lida, It is better not to harbor grudges. If you are called Alisa, Your chosen one will be bald, If your name is Arina, Then you need a feather bed, If you are called Lera, you sing to the plywood, If your name is Tanya, Stop all the throwing, To the one who bears the name Lada, Bright lipstick suits . If your name is Marianna, you are more stubborn than a sheep. If they named you Nadezhda, you are a little loud, If they named you Vera, you will love the officer. If you are called Ksyusha, the skirt must be made of plush. Are you Inessa or Inna? Get off the fireplace, honey. If your name was Katya? You will be loved at sunset. If your name is Larisa, plant some irises! Has your name been Nina since birth? Don't disdain horse meat! If they named you Zinaida, then believe in your plan. If you were named Vlada, you are more dangerous than a tornado.
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Ditties for dads on February 23 in kindergarten
Kindergarten students often congratulate not only each other, but also their parents. Defender of the Fatherland Day, of course, is no exception. Both boys and girls want to congratulate dads equally. Therefore, group congratulations are often practiced so that everyone can participate. By the way, ditties are also very appropriate for preschool events.
Kids love this format, because while performing the verses you can sing and dance at the same time. If you are also involved in organizing holidays in kindergarten, be sure to check out our ditties for dads on February 23. Here are the most interesting and unusual options.
Couplets for dads to congratulate on February 23 in kindergarten
*** Our grandfathers and fathers are so good! Let's sing ditties for you Fun and from the heart!
*** Red calendar day February 23rd! We congratulate all the dads, all the heroes and soldiers!
*** My father, like all fathers, also served in the Army. He sewed a button with a star onto my fur coat.
*** I’ll grow up soon, guys, I’ll pass the medical examination, Without wasting a minute, I’ll go straight into the army.
*** From a very early age, guys, I want to be a soldier, I promise you that I will serve Russia honestly.
*** Ships go to sea, Planes go into the clouds, Let everyone know about this, Our Army is strong.
*** Our glorious country is both rich and strong. She has protection, Valor, military strength and honor!
*** Dads are different, Grandfathers are all good. We sang ditties for you, clap for us from the heart!
Comic ditties for 3rd-4th grade students about school from parents - a selection of texts
Sometimes, instead of 3rd and 4th grade students, parents perform comic ditties about school at holidays. For example, funny ditties performed by moms and dads can be played at a graduation in elementary school.
Texts of humorous ditties about school for students in grades 3-4 from parents
Once with a friend on April Fool's Day, we changed it - what fun! — At school we are on the floor. All signs are “M” and “F.”
We are no strangers to deuces, deuces are so easy to grasp, you don’t need to learn anything - this is the reward.
Katya's grief is bitter, Everyone feels sorry for Katyusha - A cheat sheet fell out of a hole in the pocket of her dress.
Ditties about boys by name on February 23 from girls
The following selection of ditties about boys' names for February 23rd is ideal for a class hour at school. For example, girls can distribute couplets among themselves to address their classmates. Each piece sung will be followed by the presentation of a gift or applause.
Another option is to include mini-songs as a separate block, and at the end congratulate everyone at once. Whatever you choose, do not forget about the most important thing - the content of the verses. Ditties from girls about boys by name should definitely remind you of the holiday itself on February 23rd. They can be funny, inspiring and even touching. These are the ones we have collected below.
Personalized ditties about boys for Defender of the Fatherland Day
Alexandru
Sasha is an A student and wants to learn a lot. In order to conquer the authorities in the army with Intellect.
Andrey
And Andryusha is the most serious of all. He is a good gentleman, both well-mannered and modest. We must follow his example.
Daniil
Like Danil had been spinning all day, as if someone had replaced him. At home he is so handsome, at school he looks like a rocket.
Artem
The theme loves to play, scream loudly and jump. The energy flows from Tema, When will he join the army?
Ivan
During the change, everyone laughs and chokes with laughter. This is Vanya telling jokes without getting tired.
Maxim
Maxim has everything laid out on shelves in his head. He will tell you everything with feeling and sense, even about ice cream.
Mikhail and Nikolai
Misha and Kolya gentlemen are simply beautiful! There will be defenders of the Motherland. Of them are first-class!
School ditties about being late
Met a centipede ant on the path. And while he was shaking his paws, he was late for class...
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My mother woke me up: “Get up quickly, son.” And I turned on my side and slept through one lesson!
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Roma will quickly come up with a reason for being late: Either he saved Yana from the wolf, or he found a meteorite.
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Vova is late for school. He explains simply: - And to study, Mary Ivanna, It’s never too late!
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I walked to school along the road, moving my legs slightly. Here are the steps. Here's the threshold. This is where the lesson ends!
Ditties for February 23rd for colleagues: cool lines for men
Adults do not often sing ditties on February 23, preferring traditional poetic works. And completely in vain! Perhaps you simply haven’t come across suitable options that are even suitable for use in the workplace.
On the eve of Defender of the Fatherland Day, we strongly recommend that you familiarize yourself with the latest selection of the funniest couplets. You will definitely like these funny rhymes and cool lines that make up ditties for February 23rd for male colleagues. Such a congratulation will definitely surprise those around you and will be remembered as the most creative.
Cool ditties for male colleagues at work on February 23
*** We congratulate you on this holiday, men, from the bottom of our hearts. We give you our smiles. How beautiful you are today!
*** Our men are good, Knights, midshipmen, Brave heroes, You, colleague, look!
*** Happy Defender's Day We congratulate all our colleagues today. We love them all, respect them and kiss them all at once.
*** I appreciate all Defenders, I’ll pour a glass for everyone, And a glass for the boss, To better protect!
*** Colleagues have a stir - The manager is an unimportant guard: Those who served, those who did not serve, Still poured themselves!
*** We sang ditties for you on the corporate day, Happy holiday to all of you, men, We now congratulate you!
Funny and cheerful ditties for February 23rd for men from women
Since February 23, men are personally congratulated both at work and at home. In some cases this is a formal wish, in others it is a real presentation. If you prefer to take a creative approach to such issues, then this section is for you.
Here you will find funny ditties for men from women on February 23, funny couplets and non-trivial lines. Compile them, create your own variations and surprise those you care about.
The coolest ditties for men from women on Defender of the Fatherland Day
*** On today's day, men walk with importance - like peacocks! Congratulations are not expected in vain - Happy February 23!
*** We will sing ditties to you and congratulate you on February, so that you receive more and treat everyone to your friends!
*** The men are in a tizzy: jokes are pouring in like hail! The ditties make me jittery - There are so many of them!!!
*** Congratulations to the stronger sex, Happy Defender Day At the end of the evening, you won’t fall under the table!
*** We sang a song to you - to the peasants here and there! They confessed their love to you... As long as they don’t become arrogant!!!!
*** Men are in a rush - Today is a special day - Defender's Day - not a whim, but a gift from the Motherland!
*** The whole country celebrates the holiday - Soldier's Day. Rivers flow from wine, vodka and salad.
*** We adore men and do not offend them. February 23rd Delicious treat!
Obscene ditties. Attention! Profanity!
I walked, I walked, Left and right. Why shouldn’t I walk? They’ll say **** anyway!
Oh. you're Gena, oh you're Gena Don't touch your knee, touch your **** right away, otherwise I'll go home.
I sat on a bench, kissed my sweetheart, and on that same bench, my virginity remained!
Like our Nikita’s *** is tied to his leg with a thread. He stands there and swears, His leg won’t lower!
Once I was walking through the mushrooms and met some men. The conclusion I drew was: It’s a pity that there are no mushrooms in winter!
Oh, you, dear, dear, if you wouldn’t go to another, otherwise you’ll come back from another and you’ll get a poker!
They say I'm ugly. Well, what's wrong with that? But if I drink beer, I'll fuck anyone!
I wish I could sing songs all the time, I wish I could kiss each other, but I don’t have the strength to endure it anymore. How I want to ****!
She fell in love with Nicodemus. He walks past in a hurry. How unsociable Nicodemus turned out to be!
The wind blew strong yesterday And I gave it to my dear one And today it will blow I'll give it to someone else!
I went to the doctor yesterday. I said: “I always want to!” The doctor gave me a bulletin and five “sticks” every day.
Oh, you Lyosha-Lyoshenka How cute are you? Why are you still hanging out with someone else? Take a walk with me at least once!
After the first snowball I came to see my dear friend And the second snowball will pass So my friend will come to me.
The red ribbon curled around I gave myself to the seven. But now I want a little bit of Eight!
My belly is getting rounder Who can’t guess? Looks like I’m playing the lottery again. I’ll have to play!
How our Kirill was suddenly attacked by “Homodryla” And where she came from We don’t know a damn thing!
Lyuda, Lyudochka, Lyudok Let me touch the butt Let me touch the butt And then the front!
I loved Nikolai Nikolai loved me And how the wedding was played Between us is only nonsense!
*** told **** that he loved the ass And **** said dick to ****! I'm not jealous!
Yesterday I fell in love with Anya And today with Zina It’s not for nothing that I carry half a kilo of rubber in my pocket!
I came to visit my mother-in-law, but she’s not happy. She says there are bones for dinner, and those are from grapes!
My mother-in-law loved me so much that words can’t say And she fed and gave me water You can’t even see my belly!
Fedot walked along the street, surprising the honest people. And how did he surprise the people? Yes, by the fact that he was fucking!
Nikita was walking down the street. People were staring at him. Because Nikita had an eagle sitting on his dick!
The Greek put his hand in the river and was left without a hand. In the Nile River, crocodiles are no fools either!
Like Grandfather Nikolai, anyone would marry. Only Grandfather doesn’t go. He’s already **** all of them!
Yesterday my cutie and I waved a glass and then a second one And then, for everything, with our hand!
My little darling is so good You simply won’t find a better one He’s a world-class harmonist And *** stands like a sentry!
Milka told me yesterday that she cheated on me a hundred times. Why then don’t the horns grow?!
I fell in love with Valentina For her gait And she still floats by like a boat!
My baby's ass couldn't be better. It's worth clapping in the evening It's swaying until the morning!
I met a fellow. What a handsome face! But the fellow has problems with the firmness of the “end”!
I was walking home from work in the evening, through the cultural park, the four of us fucked her and called me a fool!
Yesterday I went to the general store to buy a bottle. And I bought Edgar Po.
Ninka is very good There is both body and soul. The only bad thing about her is Ninka has been married for a long time!
Zinka fucked me up, doesn’t let me sleep peacefully, reads King at night, and then screams all night!
The little one is in trouble! Suddenly ****a *** got loose, like a spoon in a glass. You want to fold it twice!
My dear, what an eccentric! He stuck his fist in my **** And then he was surprised that *** was hanging out in my ****!
Be brave, cutie. Everything is in place and not as Hemingway described in “Fiesta”!
Milka demands flowers, money, rags and perfume. And for a year now she doesn’t even give it in the ass!
My mother-in-law brought mushrooms, I foolishly ate them, and all night long the **** was writhing. They scared the toilet!
My mother-in-law is just a mother to me. What else can I say? I remember her through the word “e”!
They say that my Seryozhka is crazy and amazing, but he has an accordion and is always standing up!
Damn the cutie's curly hair So cute, but the problem is that sometimes they get into my mouth!
So what if she's not a beauty? So what if I have no teeth? But when I drink vodka, I’ll suck it so you’ll be healthy!
Milka once told me that she wouldn’t give it to me without love. He gave it to her ear so that she would know what “selyavi” is!
The ducks sat down in the swamp, and behind them the ganders. My dear prostitute. We are brothers, men!
The cutie has my Legs right from my ears, Boobs are like balls and the **** is hot!
Milka read somewhere about the traditions of Feng Shui And now without ritual the infection *** does not suck!
The doorbell rings: “Her man!” I'm in shorts from the balcony, jump! But who then am I? After all, my wife was mine!
Lena, Lena, Helen! You haven’t been a girl for a long time. Why are you eating my brains out and don’t give me anything all the time?
Kirill came to see me for exactly a minute and then told everyone that I was a prostitute!
What kind of vodka did they start making? It tastes like kerosene. Where are you, Comrade Stalin, our Almighty Georgian!
I can’t understand why there is a mess in the country? If only they would let me fix the country, everyone would be fine!
It's a good mother to know everything about everything in the world. There's only one thing bad about it. Life sucks anyway!
I was walking to my cutie's house in the evening And I tripped over the threshold I tore my pants and shirt And I couldn't get her ****!
My soul hurts *** This is the fourth day. Why does my soul hurt? Yes, because it’s worth it in vain!
My darling, zoophile, give me the shout of the horse! Eh, I'll go get drunk on vodka. Maybe a pig will suit her?
Darling plays “Counter-Strike” He often becomes a “camper” And at night he starts to climb on me with “four-six”!
Darling plays “Ultima” and sometimes confuses me. He doesn’t undress me, but impudently “cheats”!
Ditties for February 23 for male colleagues by name
It is unlikely that your colleagues will expect you to sing ditties on February 23rd. Such congratulations are always a surprise. And if you also choose quatrains with names, you will simply amaze the people working with you. It’s difficult to come up with a more original appeal, so don’t delay preparation.
First, make a list of those who you will need to contact at the celebration of Defender of the Fatherland Day. And then choose from our selection suitable ditties for February 23rd for male colleagues by name. Remember that names can be changed if it does not break the rhyme.
School ditties about clothes and fashion
You don’t need to wear a tight skirt, Olya, to school. After all, you cannot give back to the offender with your foot!
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Our Olenka is a strong woman, She has a heavy load on her shoulder: A hundred kilos of chains on her, Buckles, hairpins, various beads.
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Katya took a long time to get ready and took a lot of things. And as it turned out later, I came to class without a briefcase.
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Olya fiddled with her comb and got her hair done for school. She tormented and tormented, but it turned out to be a stuffed animal.
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There is no dress code at school these days, and fashion has infiltrated it: It looks terribly strange in the lessons of Mary Ivanna.
