Winter spoils Russian residents with interesting holidays. Following the January holidays, an equally interesting February is approaching, in which lovers pamper each other with chocolates and love notes, and women tremblingly congratulate men on Defender of the Fatherland Day. They come up with funny competitions for their work colleagues, buy tons of socks and handkerchiefs to show the male half of the team how valued and respected they are.
An office worker's oath of allegiance to the company
I, Vasya, a white collar worker, in front of ... (company name) swear and take everyone as an accomplice to fulfill selfishly, according to my cunning and sophisticated understanding, the following obligations:
consider the one who taught me the art of smuggling unnecessary crap with a teapot and passing on the acquired knowledge to others free of charge for large commissions;
refrain from causing any harm to oneself and spend time working in accordance with one’s desires and needs, but taking into account the whims of the client;
to translate one's life and one's art purely and immaculately into a monetary state;
No matter what house I enter, I first check if my spouse is there, and leave from there with benefit, being far from everything, especially from love affairs with women or men;
about everything seen or heard regarding human life and the affairs of the company that should not ever be disclosed or kept silent unless manna from heaven follows, at least in the amount of the boss’s salary or his position.
Long live fair and free competition and I, Vasya, are a white collar worker.
Army song: “Company, sing!”
General : How about without a drill song? The song helps us build and live and defend the country. All men are given the words of the song “Katyusha”. They take turns singing a few lines to the Katyusha phonogram, but then instead of this phonogram, backing tracks of other songs are played, the participants must not get confused, but continue singing to other music.
Ideas for soundtracks of such songs:
- “Suddenly a wizard will arrive in a blue helicopter...” (film “Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka”)
- “Cuckoo” (Polina Gagarina)
- “White Roses” (Yu. Shatunov)
- “Blood Type” (V. Tsoi)
- "Anthem of the USSR"
General : Eh, the soul turned around and curled up again! Great song! And now a new task...
Competitive spirit
The fact is that a corporate bowling event is a unique opportunity to turn a rather ordinary and somewhat boring corporate event into a competition where many employees of your company or organization can demonstrate their sports skills and abilities.
Such a corporate event can easily be organized in the form of a bowling championship for your organization or institution. To do this, you need to draw up a tournament bracket (it is better to use the Olympic principle, where the loser is immediately eliminated from the competition - this will make the tournament more spectacular and add intrigue), divide everyone who came to the corporate event into teams (as practice shows, in such cases it is best to divide the participants corporate event into teams by department) and organize a draw.
Of course, it is necessary to determine those who will judge the competition (someone from the company’s management is suitable for this role). Well, of course, you need to take care of buying a prize cup for the team that wins the tournament.
People who have participated in such a corporate competitive event at least once will remember it for a long time. Why? Because such a corporate event will combine a storm of emotions: the joy of victory, the bitterness of defeat, the passion for sports and worries about colleagues who are fighting for the main prize... In a word, a small life can be lived in three to four hours of the event. It is this concentrated experience of emotions that is the secret of the popularity of corporate events at bowling.
A corporate bowling event is a great idea!
Comic poems for the boss
Poems for the boss: man | woman | from the team
Type of poems for the boss: funny
1
All feeling hot, like a soldering iron, The united, devoted, reliable team fervently wishes you on your birthday, boss, that only pure positivity will flow into life!
So that fate does not decide to mix trickles of bitterness, melancholy, sadness, boredom into your glass. Let your beloved hand always control you, so that passion reigns in your head!
And for the sake of piquancy, luck adds, In addition to love feelings, spices make money! And let this cocktail intoxicate you and encourage you to increase your employees’ salaries!
2
Volcano of passions! Vesuvius is simple! It's dangerous to stand next to each other. I will wish you great income from afar.
I take my hat off to wisdom! Umu - deep respect! Let fate give you an armful of happiness on your birthday!
3
Today the guys with beer are in their thoughts, And the girls in their dreams are in swimsuits, After all, we are sincerely celebrating today We are the boss’s birthday!
That he is good is the truth, That he is irreplaceable is the law! He is our collective who suffered with his heart, Who raised everyone? Of course he is!
Who gave us all an education, No, not a diploma, but the essence of life? Who gave us valuable experience, like a message, opening the way for us?
Let me congratulate you with joy, dear, beloved boss! We don’t say nasty things about you in secret, we love you to tears!
We look at you, we look up to you, Hoping that one day our superiors will like us and be elevated to rank!
4
Without a piece of paper you are a turd, but with a piece of paper you are a human being. The authorities are sure of this, so we have been studying all our lives...
5
I understand there will be layoffs! And I worked like a slave! The boss has no doubts, he is ready to fire everyone! I was helpful! I did my best! He was full of great ideas, But sometimes he argued with the boss, Perhaps he forgot? No, I didn't forget! Oh well! Progress is still evident, the slaves were fired - it’s a shame, but they didn’t sell the scoundrels...
6
Despite the rain, bad weather, Despite the diarrhea and colds, I will still come to work, I will come, but I will not work!!
7
I worked without days off for a whole year! The long-awaited vacation is finally here. And the neighbor, behind the wall, is undergoing renovations!!! I drowned him - in his own bathroom.
8
Today, on such a festive day, in front of my dear Administration, I want to share my feelings. I’ll make a statement now!
This is just some kind of happiness! Bursting with pride! I was lucky in my life with my boss! There he is - a reason for vital vigor!!
9
Happy birthday, beloved boss. Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts. You are so cute today, you are damn good.
Give us more work We will move mountains We will go through fire and water for you, We will go to a corporate party!
Let this modest bouquet give you a smile. We will work under your leadership for a hundred years.
10
Today is a great opportunity for the team to thank the boss for being young at heart! All new products, ideas, creative proposals are implemented promptly in our department! On your birthday, please accept my sincere congratulations! Assurances of our friendship, respect and support! We wish you to quickly fly up the career ladder! Without forgetting your faithful team!
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All poems to the boss
Cool employee oath
The sound of rolling balls, the crash of pins breaking, the cheers of a strike and the joy of victory - all this makes a wonderful environment for a children's birthday party.
Children's birthday party in bowling: advantages of holding it
There are many reasons why you should celebrate your child's birthday at a bowling alley.
- This holiday is suitable for children of all ages.
- celebrate a child's birthday at a bowling alley at any time of the year and at any time of the day.
- The bowling alley has all the conditions to treat you to something tasty.
- The company will have its own separate corner where additional competitions and games can be held.
- Children love all kinds of competitions, and a bowling tournament gives children with different physical abilities the opportunity to participate in them./p>
- Holding a children's birthday party in a bowling alley does not require special preparation, clothing or equipment.
In addition, bowling is a place where you can take great photographs. A beautiful setting, bright balloons, elegant food and drinks will help you have a real photo session for little champions.
Roll call of "conscripts"
The nurse reads rhymes for the names of the men, and everyone else pronounces the name in rhyme in unison. There are several options for personalized rhymes - riddles.
Very emotional, He’s like a hurricane, He’s never in sadness, Our precious one... (Roman, Ivan, Ruslan, Bogdan, etc.)
If laziness does not overcome, He is the fastest at work, Smart, very painstaking, Wonderful... (Andrey, Sergey, Elisha)
He is calm, if he is happy, In business he is like a whirlwind, And in communication he is cool, He is so ours... (Igor)
Laziness is unknown to him, He plows for three, The working day has begun Just like ours... (Pasha, Sasha)
Just ask for help And he rushes headlong, He is responsible, good, Very wise... (Yaroslav. Miroslav, Vyacheslav, etc.)
In an argument, some kind of discussion, It’s better not to get involved with him, He will always be “more to the right” than everyone else. Proud guy... (Nikolai)
How can you diversify a children's birthday party at a bowling alley?
Children's birthday parties are held at bowling alleys quite often. For those who still want to make an original holiday for their birthday boy and his guests, you can diversify the program:
- having prepared memorable diplomas or certificates: let each child win in some nomination (for the best throw, for the fastest or heaviest ball, for the loudest blow, for the funniest pose during a throw, etc.);
— adding show elements to the event;
— by conducting a simple experiment or master class.
The Smart Holiday laboratory can easily handle these tasks. The Crazy Professor will come to visit the children, who will bring with him an air cannon and many other things that will make the children surprised, happy and, of course, learn something new.
A children's birthday party at a bowling alley, during which you can make a perpetual motion machine or a prehistoric telephone YOURSELF, shoot from an air cannon, and take part in many more real scientific experiments, will definitely be remembered for a long time. We accept your requests for celebrations by calling 8(499)391-06-14.
Army quiz: “Listen to my command!”
General : These are eagles, cheerful, patriotic, brave! I see that they are ready for complex tasks that require ingenuity and courage. Now let’s check how much you know the army commands, so that you don’t fall in the face while defending your homeland. So, let's conduct a quiz, and you name the correct answer! Maybe in a harmonious choir.
1. At the sight of the colonel, the soldier is obliged to “trump” and say loudly:
- "Hi Andrew!" “Great, Slavs!” “I wish you good health, Comrade Colonel!”
2. The squad leader walks out into the middle of the formation, turns to him and gives the command:
- “Be equal! Attention!
- “Nimble! Cops!
- “Yo-mayo, guys!”
3. After the greeting and salute, the commander answers the soldier as follows:
- "Let the force be with you!"
- “At ease!”
- “Astalavista, baby!”
4. To dismiss military personnel from the ranks, the commander says:
- "Business before pleasure!"
- “Well, citizens of alcoholics, hooligans, parasites, who wants to work today?”
- “Disperse!”
5. Before going to bed, the commander gives the command:
- "All clear!"
- “Calm is only calm!”
- “Tired toys are sleeping, books are sleeping...”
6. How does the commander wake up the soldiers in the morning?
- "Crow!"
- "Good morning Country!"
- "Soldiers get up!"
7. How the commander gives the order for the company to sing an army song:
- “I’ll sing right now!”
- ""Bambarbia. Kergudu!
- “Sing a song!”
Commander : Well done, you answered correctly! At ease! Ah, now a new task...
Competition – photo shoot: “Wear a gas mask”
The men are offered task cards and a gas mask. Each participant takes turns putting on a gas mask, pulling out one of the cards, on which it is written in what genre the “soldier” should be photographed.
Tasks:
- in the image of a bodybuilder;
- photo models;
- a romantic in love;
- rock musician;
- ballerinas;
- old man;
- clown
Competition: “Take care of women!”
General : I see - desperate guys, real soldiers! And now the task is more difficult... Imagine that women are in trouble and you need to cunningly lure them to a safe haven from enemies.
The women are gathered to one side. Men give each woman compliments in turn and use different promises. Dancing is any kind of luring, and she chooses her savior. The one who gathers the most women wins.
Fun game: “Defuse the mine”
The commander pours a strong drink into a glass and places it in a certain place, in front of the men. Participants are blindfolded one by one. The player must find the “mine” by touch and disarm it (drink). The glass is updated before each player enters.
General : I see that the Motherland is safe with such courageous, attentive defenders who sense danger with their noses and are ready to neutralize the enemy at any second! And, most importantly, they can unite and take on the enemy with force, uniting into one big, strong team!
Everyone pours and drinks.
Comic competition - pantomime: “Gifts for men”
Nurse : Every year on February 23, women give pleasant and necessary gifts to our dear men. Our participants will now demonstrate what kind of holiday gift they dream of. And we will try to guess and please our participant.
Men are offered cards with words. They choose a card at random and pantomime the written item. Everyone guesses the item, and the nurse solemnly presents the player with a well-deserved prize.
It is necessary to prepare prizes in advance, which will be written on cards:
- soap;
- socks;
- Shaver;
- flashlight;
- shampoo;
- pen;
- mug;
- lighter;
- handkerchief;
- a bottle of beer;
- keychain.
General : Here is the reward for faithful service! And now: “Be equal, Attention!” Accept congratulations from women! The choir of female employees will give you a song!
