New Year's sketches funny for adults short
how news is born: a cool short scene
Leading:
— Good evening, dear guests of our holiday, I hasten to note that we have already been waiting for some sensational news. Where did they come from and how to find them? We'll find out right now! (We prepare a stencil in advance, cut the paper into pieces and place it in a magic hat. For the convenience of the competition, we attach a ready-made template. It can be supplemented or printed several times.).
Leading:
— So what do we see? On a piece of paper we have blanks with phrases consisting of a set of words. For example: Table, Lamp, Cafe, Boot. From these words you need to collect sensational news that will excite our entire district. Words can be declined, combined into phrases, and used in “news” several times. Let's go! The magic hat goes to the first participant!
we talk about love and show it: a cool skit competition
Leading:
- Gentlemen, answer my question: did everyone come here with their significant other? (until the guests begin to raise their hands and shout out yes/no, you can get an idea of the further course of the dialogue with the viewer). I suggest moving on to the next scene, which is called “Uninhibited Love.”
Leading:
— I need 6-8 people from the audience who will participate in a mini skit.
While everyone is choosing suitable participants, the host explains that these should be people who can freely talk about their feelings. The essence of the competition is as follows: participants sit in a row on chairs. Then, at the command of the leader, the first participant turns towards his neighbor and remembers what he likes/dislikes about his neighbor (ear, left pocket, protruding handkerchief, etc.).
Leading:
(Addresses the first participant) Pay attention to your neighbor. See what is suspicious about him, and what do you like? You need to remember this.
Guests examine their neighbor on the right and remember. All contestants are interviewed in this way.
Leading:
- And now, starting with you (the first participant), we will find out what you didn’t like about your neighbor?
Guest #1 (example):
— I didn’t like his curly lock of hair!
Leading:
- Now stroke this fatal lock of hair! Maybe it will become even. It’s good that you didn’t like only his strand, otherwise you’d have to completely make amends for your neighbor.
And after, the presenter remembers the spoken phrases and gives each participant a task: kiss what they didn’t like (for example, the ear), tickle what they liked. The action can be modified, supplemented and fantasized according to circumstances.
group portrait: funny scene competition
From 3 to 5 people can participate in the skit. Portrait artists are blindfolded, each is given a felt-tip pen and passed around a blank A4 sheet. Each participant draws part of the New Year's picture. After completing the masterpiece, everyone tells what they drew and why.
We decorate the Christmas tree
Guests are divided into teams with the same even number of participants (men and women equally, as they are divided into pairs). Pairs of each team stand in separate rows at the same distance from the tree (pair by pair). Near each team there is a box with Christmas tree decorations (pine cones, balls, etc.). At the command “start”, the men in the first couples take the women in their arms, and they, in turn, take one Christmas tree toy each. Then the couple runs to the tree. A man holds his woman tightly, and the woman hangs a toy on the Christmas tree. After this, the pair returns to their team and passes the baton to the second pair, standing at the end of the team. The winner will be the team that decorates the Christmas tree faster and in which the first couple returns to first place again.
Short New Year's skits for adults
games for drunk company
In a heated company, several participants are selected (from 3 to 6). They go on stage and sit in a row or in a circle on chairs. The presenter places a Christmas tree toy (preferably a plastic ball so as not to break it) on the laps of the first participant. Next, this toy must be passed through all the sitting comrades, but on the condition that no one uses their hands. The one whose ball falls is out.
cool competition game
It is advisable to hold the competition after the first or second toast. To participate, you need three people, three chairs, three spoons and 3 chicken eggs (can be replaced with wooden or plastic ones). Contestants stand in front of the stop line, take a spoon in their teeth, and place an egg on it. In this form, you need to run to the chair as quickly as possible, go around it, and come back as quickly as possible. In this case, the egg and spoon should remain in place. During the competition, there are 3 races, but as a rule, the winner is visible already in the first lap.
lambada trend
This is a competition game for the entertainment of a less active public. Lambada-style music plays, the host announces a new competition that will amuse everyone and at the same time set everyone in motion.
To attract as many people as possible, the toastmaster lures participants with the following phrases:
- whoever joins the round dance now will live without grief and troubles;
- whoever becomes the next participant will become rich and generous;
- the next participant will become famous in the coming year. Does anyone want to become famous?;
- Now the most fashionable and stylish people are joining the dance;
- and now it’s time for the most beautiful, most charming ladies!
Siamese hares
Participants are divided into pairs. Each pair is united by tights (a pair of nylon tights for a couple). Tights are worn on two heads. Carrots (preferably small) are scattered around the hall (room). You can take both real and toy carrots, for example, or pictures. At the command “start”, Siamese hares begin collecting carrots in their basket. You need to collect a lot of carrots for the New Year's table. And you need to collect it carefully and diligently so as not to tear your ears (tights should not fall off or get lost). When there is not a single carrot left on the floor, the count is made. The couple with the most carrots will be the winner.
Cool New Year's scene for a corporate party
everyone dancing scene
Leading:
We have known you for more than half an evening, but I still don’t know which of you dances the best. Now I need five participants in the dance scene (three are possible, it all depends on the number of guests). I will whisper a task in each of you’s ears.
- Participant No. 1, the presenter says: dance without using your legs;
- Participant No. 2, the presenter says: dance with a chair;
- Participant No. 3, the presenter says: dance without using your hands;
- Participant No. 4, the presenter says: dance with your face;
- Participant No. 5, the presenter says: dance with a scarf.
Leading:
On command, I turn on the music and say the participant’s number, at this moment you must move according to the task.
- Participant #1! — (A. Revva’s song “Tudym syudym” is turned on);
- Participant number 2! - (the song Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On is included);
- Participant #3! - (Natalie’s song is turned on - Oh, God, what a man!);
- Participant number 4! — (Verka Serduchka’s song “Everything will be fine” is turned on. Excerpt from the words “I’ll go to the little gardens and eat some worms...”);
- Participant number 5! - (Lezginka turns on).
The best participant in the musical scene is determined by the audience. Whoever receives the most applause, whistles, and stomps takes 1st place.
body with a hangover: morning of January 1
In advance, signs with the names of the organs are placed on the participants’ heads. Imagine that you woke up after New Year 2022. What will be the first thoughts of your body? Let's find out now. Participants (sit with signs on, the presenter names the order of the organs, listen to the conversation).
Presenter: the morning after a merry New Year. Brain: Lord, I haven’t felt this bad in a long time! Eyelids, open! Presenter: The eyes blinked in displeasure and opened : Eyes: Let's say we opened. What? Do you feel better? Host: The liver also woke up. Liver: Who am I? Where did I end up? Host: The brain supported. Brain: Where, where? Nowhere yet, but soon you'll go to the trash heap!; Host: The eyes continued the interrogation. Eyes: We saw, we drank together yesterday... But in the end, we didn’t see how much... Host: Memory joined the conversation. Memory : What, me? After the third glass, I was already passed out... Host: Then the Kidneys intervened. Kidneys: We're about to burst, we want to go to the toilet!!! Presenter: Legs exclaimed angrily. Legs: This wasn’t enough... we haven’t left yet after the dance, now we’re dragging ourselves to the back of the house again! Host: The brain commanded. Brain: Legs! Listen carefully: we all have to get up for work tomorrow at 7.00 am. Host: Conscience made its own adjustments out of surprise. Conscience: Come on, we’ll wash ourselves first. Host: The stomach was indignant and joined the conversation. The stomach: “First, let’s wash ourselves.” First you'll get it in the face, do you even know that because of you they gave me three liters!!! Host: Conscience decided to bring some sense into the Stomach. Conscience : Remember who poured it for you? Host: And then the legs intervened for all the organs. Legs: Who poured it? Hands, of course. Look how cowardly they are now. Host: Ruki look at each other and swear, remembering yesterday... Ruki: Yesterday everyone was fine, but today they are not. And you bastards are kidding me. Host: The brain perked up. Brain: Legs, get everyone to work! 30 minutes left until exit! Host: The kidneys sounded the alarm. Kidneys: Dear legs, please go to the toilet! Otherwise, we're about to burst! Memory : Oh! I seem to remember. Yesterday was New Year... There was also a tongue in the company with us... He said such nonsense! Presenter: The tongue responded and began to argue something. Language: There’s no need to slander! I stated smart things and to the point. Host: Suddenly the Lungs turned on. Lungs: Comrades, how about some smoke? Language: Are you crazy! In my cockpit, a herd of cats spent the night! Presenter: The liver made a proposal. Liver: Maybe we can go our separate ways on mineral glasses? Host: Hands waved in displeasure. Hands: Are you completely crazy? We should remember yesterday, otherwise there will be no work. Presenter: The wise Brain saved everyone. Brain: Memory whispered to me that we still had a bottle of champagne left from yesterday! Legs, lead everyone to the table, let's celebrate again!
Hug me tight - make sure you don't melt
Several (2-3) dexterous and fast participants are selected from among the guests. These participants are temporarily blindfolded. The rest of the guests hide snowflakes (cut out or made from paper or napkins). One snowflake per guest. You can hide it anywhere (pants leg, pocket, in your hair, collar, etc.). Guests are located scattered around the room. At the command “start,” the main characters are untied, and they must hug each guest and find as many snowflakes as possible. When all the guests have been hugged and the snowflakes have been found, the count is made. The participant who collected the most snowflakes became the winner.
Funny New Year's tales by role
Kolobok in a new way script
scenery props, characters
storyteller's words
words of the hero hare: words of the evil wolf
words of a forest bear: words of a sly fox
the ending is known
Impromptu about the Christmas tree
A wonderful version of the scene is a production of the children's fairy tale “The Three Little Pigs” in an adult way.
We offer another sketch for adults who want to fool around and remember their childhood. It is desirable that the company is already quite “warm”. The point is to play up “The Christmas Tree Song” with the cast and make it as funny as possible. The most artistic and funniest will receive a prize - candy.
From among the corporate party participants, you need to choose the 9 most fun ones. In advance, you need to print out the text of the song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest...” in 10 copies.
Actors:
- herringbone;
- blizzard;
- freezing;
- cowardly bunny;
- Angry Wolf;
- hairy horse;
- little man;
- firewood;
- leading.
It is advisable to determine the roles by drawing lots so that no one is offended. The task will be to play out the song as funny and emotionally as possible, listening to the words of the presenter. The participant begins to play his role when he hears the name of the desired hero. During the chorus, you can start a round dance around the Christmas tree.
Impromptu fairy tales for a fun company
The guests had been sitting at the table for a long time; several toasts were made to warm up. It's time to start competitions and skits. Fairy tales and skits are designed for a large, cheerful group. We offer several rework scenarios. If desired, you can prepare for them in advance, rehearse and prepare the appropriate details.
groom for Thumbelina: an old fairy tale in a new way
Host: Ladies and gentlemen! Let's move briefly to the first-grader's bench, where we remember our favorite fairy tales. Does anyone else remember “Thumbelina?”, what happened to her? (while the guests announce the known ending, the presenter continues to warm up the room). Right now we will see the continuation of our favorite fairy tale, 10 years later.
characters of the new fairy tale
A plump Thumbelina slowly rolls onto the stage. She is wearing a crackling military uniform, and her suitors are walking behind her: the Mole, the Beetle, the Prince and the jumping Frog.
words of a modern heroine
mole's words
frog's words
beetle words
happy fairy tale ending
Babki-Hedgehogs scene
grandmas song hedgehog text
Tangerine Paradise
For each participant, prepare a deep plate with the same number of peeled tangerine slices. At the bottom of each plate there is a note with some wish or any suggestion, for example, “Rely on Santa Claus, but don’t make a mistake yourself.” Each participant sits at the table in front of his plate. All participants have their hands tied behind them. At the “start” command, the participants begin to destroy the tangerine slices, doing this carefully and quickly so as not to stain the note and to be able to read what is written there faster than others. Whoever is first is well done.
Old year VS New
To organize a New Year’s skit, you need 6 people, a sign with the inscription “2018” and a sign with the inscription “2022”, 2 costumes of D.M., one of them must be noticeably shabby.
Actors:
- 2018 - Old Year in the costume of a shabby D.M. with a name plate;
- 2022 - in a new Santa suit and with a sign;
- leading;
- employee 1 – C1;
- employee 2 – C2;
- employee 3 – C3.
Presenter: On the New Year's holiday, when one year replaces another, it is customary to remember the Old and welcome the New. If you had the opportunity to choose, who would you keep?
Art. g. “looks reproachfully at the employees”: This is how you thanked me! But we had such a good time together! I did everything for you! And you are driving me away! Traitors!
S1: What good have you done to us? Did you even love us a little? Every day, food became more expensive, things got lost, girls refused and nothing worked out at all!
S2: You promised fulfillment of desires, but what happened?
Art. g.: Why did you wish for a dollar to cost 8 rubles? Am I the National Bank?
S3: What, were you sorry? Why did we burn the paper and spoil the champagne with the ashes?
Art. g.: Why did you decide that what was written should be fulfilled? Then maybe I should start performing the inscriptions from the entrance? There are some very good wishes there.
S1: There is no need to go away from the topic, it’s better to go away altogether.
Art. g.: No question, since you want it so much. But who will you stay with if not me? WITH THIS? At least you already know me well, nothing unpredictable, but this is a year in the bag! On the contrary, I can give you a guarantee that gasoline will not become more expensive, oil will not become much cheaper, the president will always be the same, the retirement age will not be extended to 80, taxes on idleness will not be introduced, divorce will not become more expensive, the Russian Orthodox Church will not cancel more concerts !
S2: Well, the national team won’t win even with him, and the president won’t change for us even with him, and this one can guarantee “points the finger at NG.”
Is this how you want to celebrate this New Year?
Not really
Art. g.: Well, I don’t understand how he bribed you? Will you have five holidays a week? Have you checked with your liver to see if this is suitable for it? Here you are, remember “addresses C1”, I gave you a meeting with your soulmate! But you, “turning to C2”, took out a mortgage on the apartment. Three-room apartment by the way! So that your mother-in-law can move in with you!
S2: Thank you, dear! I will definitely not forget you until the grave!
Art. g.: But for you, “turning to C3,” hasn’t anything positive happened at all? You went to China!
S3: I went! They fed me mouse tails, and then for a month I was afraid to look at anything other than water!
Art. g.: Oh so! Okay, I'm leaving you! But you will still cry for me! Remember how good I really was to you! And only through photographs can you remember these unforgettable moments. And when you leave, they throw stones after you: it’s spoiled, it didn’t work out, it didn’t... Why do I need all this?!
Employees approach the Old Year and hug him.
S1: Don’t be offended, you really were wonderful “they begin to remember what important things happened in the company, what important events the employees had.”
S2: We didn't want to offend you.
Art. g.: Thank you, my dears! Goodbye, I’ll leave you, and you live with him “points to N.G.” It must be somehow different from year to year: “it goes away slowly and sadly.”
NG: Of course it should! Let's start with housing and communal services tariffs! “hands out receipts to employees.”
S1: Is this a joke?! 75 percent?
Everyone runs after the Old Year and starts shouting: “Stop! Don't go! Come back! We will forgive you everything! We've changed our minds!"
Staged and costumed story about Grandfather and Snow Maiden
In a small miniature, it is advisable to force only colleagues who can quickly improvise to participate.
Characters and props:
- Snow Maiden - a hat with braids;
- Santa Claus - hat and beard;
- Grandfather Mustafa - turban and beard;
- Akyn – skullcap and tambourine.
The presenter reads out the text, the actors need to come up with and say a line at the appropriate moment after his pause, and also perform actions from the script. Uninvolved guests support the participants.
Q: It’s frosty and cold outside, so first we’ll organize ourselves into a spring mood. Those who know how to whistle - let them whistle, the rest loudly knock with their forks on their glasses and glasses.
"Summer. Heat.
D. Moroz is dragging along with a dirty empty bag. He has a hangover.
Behind, holding on to Grandfather and whining that she is hot, the disheveled Snow Maiden is barely trudged along.
Grandfather Mustafa walked towards them actively, cheerfully, skipping, whistling and with a huge bag of alcoholic gifts, he was in a hurry for Nowruz.
Noticing the unfortunate travelers, he stopped, sat down on the ground and shouted...
A dancing Akyn appeared on the horizon, he immediately began to sing a soulful song about everything he saw around him.
He really liked the Snow Maiden, and he decided to sing about her beauty.
D. Mustafa began to cry, stretched out his hands to the sky and sang... “come up with a phrase”
D. Moroz fell to the ground, reached out and pulled D. Mustafa’s beard with all his might, flicked him on the nose and said “...” with unbearable bitterness in his voice.
Granddaughter Snow Maiden plopped down on Grandfather Frost’s lap and sarcastically said “...”
Akyn was confused, dropped his instrument and could not sing anything. Nothing at all.
D. Moroz bravely tried to get up.
He didn't succeed.
D. Moroz finally stood up proudly and said “...”
D. Mustafa reached out to the Snow Maiden and shouted “...”
D. Moroz looked around, determined where the north lay, and waved his hand with complete confidence, declaring “...”
Then he went to the left and “...”
The Snow Maiden kissed D. Mustafa on the forehead and chased after D. Moroz.
Mustafa was not particularly surprised, thoughtfully scratched the back of his head and said “...”
Akyn was planning to sing a new song, but we won’t let him, otherwise we’ll have to listen to this chaos until the morning.
End! Look for the moral yourself!”
It is best to print the roles on pieces of paper. Distribute roles by drawing from a hat, or let the presenter himself assign.
