Every year we have a long-awaited holiday - a birthday. And as this date approaches, we are beginning to be faced with the question of where and how best to celebrate this event. At home there is a mountain of dirty dishes, complaints from neighbors about noise, a kilometer of cleaning after the fun. A restaurant is a good solution, but quite expensive. But a sauna or bathhouse is just that. You can have a fun holiday and it’s inexpensive. Moreover, such establishments have long been adapted for dining events. From this article you will learn how best to celebrate your birthday in a sauna. Let your bath party be special and unique.
Choosing a place and time for the holiday
At this time, saunas and baths have long ceased to fulfill their direct function of elementary cleanliness.
And they turned into a favorite meeting place for large companies. Therefore, many establishments are already equipped with a swimming pool, jacuzzi, water cannon, karaoke, massage table and even billiards. When choosing a venue for a holiday, it is worth considering the above facts. Considerable attention should be paid to the steam room itself. Find out from the administration how it is heated. If the heater is wood-fired, it means the steam will be good and hot. If the oven is electric, arrange to have it turned on during the day, 2-3 hours before your arrival. The fact is that to save money, unscrupulous owners turn on the sauna an hour before you arrive. At this point, the steam room is heating up, but does not produce a high temperature. It’s very disappointing to steam all evening without any heat, and when it’s time to leave, it will only just come into its full force.
The size of the room also plays a big role. If there is a large company, then you should pay special attention to the rest room. The saying: “In cramped conditions, but don’t be offended,” this is not your option.
It would be nice if the bathhouse was located in a fairly picturesque place. For example: on the bank of a river or pond, overlooking the forest. Agree that it is very pleasant after a hot steam to go outside, where you are surrounded by a truly picturesque sight. If you have the opportunity to order such a bathhouse, believe that all guests will appreciate the local landscape in your favor.
After you choose the sauna you like the most, tell your guests where you plan to spend your holiday. Only after you have agreed everything with the invitees, you can safely go to discuss the time and discounts for you. It would be better to place an order a few days before the event. If you are in doubt about how long to order, then do not regret adding an extra hour. It’s better to leave early (which usually rarely happens) than to pack up later in a hurry in order to free up the sauna for the next steam lovers.
Beer competitions
Since we are talking about beer, it is simply impossible not to mention competitions involving this divine drink. But in this case, you need to stock up on the nectar of the gods to the fullest. The most banal, but no less fun competition is who can drink the most beer in a certain period of time, for example, in three minutes. Or you can put a liter of beer in front of each participant and turn on the timer. Whoever drinks first wins.
If you want to make the competition with beer more complicated, you should stock up on props. For example, scarves and cocktail straws. It’s especially good to play with props in a mixed, rather than purely male, company; it’s so easy to divide into teams. In addition, each male participant may have a fan, which only contributes to the intensity of passions and the spirit of competition. So we have beer, we have scarves and we have straws. Each male participant is blindfolded with this same scarf, given a straw in his hands, and a bottle of beer is placed somewhere in the rest room. The point of the competition is that with your eyes closed you need to find a bottle and drink its contents through a straw. And all this is done for a while. The participants, naturally, bump into each other, the fans scream, so the atmosphere turns out to be very dashing and daring. Whoever was the first to find and drink every drop of beer is a great guy.
It is imperative to come up with prizes for the winners and penalties for those who do not try. Practice shows that the most fun penalty is a simple glass of vodka. The laggard quickly becomes the amusement of the whole company. The theme of the prizes is more interesting. If the company is purely male, you can stock up on elite cigars or hookah tobacco and other things that can be consumed on the spot. It is not recommended to award a “beer” prize for quickly drinking beer - the feeling of triumph is lost. If only your own people are present in the steam room, you can stock up on crowns and medals with funny pictures. Such a prize will only bring excitement and fun to the heated atmosphere.
Festive table for a birthday in the sauna
You can choose the menu for the holiday according to your taste. But remember that the sauna is more conducive to drinking drinks such as beer, or, in extreme cases, wine. We would not advise you to drink vodka or cognac. Because heat expands blood vessels, but alcohol, on the contrary, constricts them. Such a difference can negatively affect your well-being. Of course, you can drink a little wine, but beer is more confusing
thirsty, and in the blazing hot atmosphere, it seems like a simply divine drink. Therefore, when choosing a menu, try to focus on the main drink - beer. For food, we would recommend you make kebabs and salads. And serve a variety of dried and salted fish with your drink. Crayfish will also beautifully complement your table. Increased air temperature, as a rule, does not increase appetite, and hot dishes will remain less in demand than snacks with beer.
Musical script for a man's anniversary in a bathhouse (sauna, sauna-restaurant)
Description: the scenario is carried out in any bathhouse, sauna, bathhouse-restaurant, where there is enough space to organize a feast and conduct competitions, skits, and even a mini-quest. It would be desirable to have karaoke. The host can be the daughter of the hero of the day, or his wife, it doesn’t matter. The age of the hero of the day can also be any. Congratulations from daughter, wife, grandson, son-in-law, and friends are provided. Contains skits, adaptation songs, and competitions. Also included are 13 music tracks.
Content:
I. OFFICIAL PART: 1. Congratulations from daughter 2. Congratulations from wife 3. Congratulations from grandson 4. Congratulations from son-in-law 5. Congratulations from friends 6. Congratulations from colleagues
II. ENTERTAINMENT PART: 7. Sketch: “Neptune” 8. Sketch: “Mermaids” 9. Sketch: “Dolphins” 10. Quest “Looking for a gift for the hero of the day” 11. Competition: “Washcloth Dance” 12. Competition: Milkings 13. Comic report 14. Ode to the bathhouse 15. Song-adaptation about the bathhouse to the tune of: Three White Horses 16. Song-alteration about the bathhouse to the tune of: A in the restaurant 17. Sketch Bathhouse 18. Ditties about the bathhouse 19. Sketch: Bathhouse 20. Ditties about the bathhouse
I. Official part
Presenter-daughter:
When a man is fifty, He inevitably blossoms. His eyes burn with fire, He acts, not dreams.
Cool, may this anniversary be remembered for your joy, Like a flock of white swans, may Fortune rush to you.
Live for 100 years and don’t get sick, May everyone’s wishes come true. Steam your family, steam your friends. Enjoy everyone's health in this bathhouse!
Let there be money, like in Gazprom, And let your pants be full of happiness! May you be healthy and beautiful for another 100 years, of course!
So that the wife idolizes, So that the squall does not subside, Fortune brings happiness, And so that you, without hesitation, take it!
Daughter:
- Dear daddy! I am very glad that I have such a wonderful father. I don’t hesitate to say, the best dad in the world. I am very pleased that even at 50 you look 35, athletic, fit, active. Always kind and cheerful! We are very lucky that you are in the world and are always next to us.
Track 1. Paints – “Happy Birthday, Dad”
/Pause at the feast for 5 minutes./
Daughter: I give my word to my mother, your beloved wife. Mommy, have your say.
This was an introduction to the script. To purchase the full version of the script with music tracks 13 pcs. go to cart. After payment, the material and tracks will be available for download via a link on the website, or from a letter that will be sent to you by e-mail.
February 4, 2021, Antonina Sycheva
Thank you very much for the script! Everything is very great, we will spend it for my husband’s anniversary.
Themed ideas for sauna parties
A birthday party in a sauna can be organized with some theme. For example:
- Hawaiian party
- Neptune Day
- Playboy Bunnies
But if you don’t have time to prepare, then you can celebrate the holiday just as fun by adding a few competitions.
Don't forget your camera!!! The photo shoot will delight you with pictures not only in swimsuits, but also with interesting and funny shots of jumping, photos in the pool and during competitions.
Serious competitions
Although going to the bathhouse in itself is not serious, it is rather needed in order to relax as much as possible; there are several serious competitions for tough men. If a strong woman hits you over the edge, and you don’t want to start a fight, you should just wrestle on your hands. That is, arrange an impromptu arm wrestling championship. To add solemnity to the moment, you can prepare a championship chart in advance and fill it out as you move towards the finals. It’s quite possible to stretch out the game for the whole evening: take a steam bath, drink beer, fight circle, take a steam bath, and so on. The champion, of course, will need to be given a champion broom or order a massage, or something even more piquant to make the fight more intense.
As a rule, most bathhouses have a billiards room, and in some establishments you can also find table hockey or ping pong. It's no secret that don't feed men bread - let them compete. Some people go to the bathhouse just for the sake of billiards. For such sports lovers, a billiards championship will be the most excellent entertainment. And if you warn that the winner will have the cutest stripper on his lap giving a private dance (at the expense of the other participants), the fight will get serious.
If a company of very athletic young people has gathered in the bathhouse, you won’t even need props for competitions. Guys can do push-ups or do press races. And girls can quite easily jump rope or long distance. After a couple of glasses of strong drinks, such a vacation seems very fun. If the bath complex has a swimming pool, it is worth swimming for speed. It’s both pleasant and good for health. You can also compete in singing, because karaoke is always at hand, so there will certainly be those who want it.
Competitions with improvised materials
There is such a wonderful children's game - twister. It is not very common here, it is better known from American films. The twister looks like a white field with colored circles. The set also includes a tape measure, which you can spin to determine which hand or foot to place on the circle of which color. In the States, this toy has long had a reputation as entertainment for adults. Twister is often used at picnics and various kinds of parties. And in the sauna, competitions with a field of colored circles get even more piquant. The participants are almost naked. That is, someone will inevitably become shy and give up, but this only makes the competition more interesting. The winner, of course, is the one who turns out to be the most flexible and flexible. In addition to the fact that such a competition is very funny, it makes it clear how a person can get out of literally the most confusing situations.
Although mothers often tell their children “don’t play with their food,” in the sauna I want to say the exact opposite. The “Tasty Body Art” competition is suitable for corporate parties and swashbuckling hen and stag parties. For it you need to stock up on cream in cans, chocolate and some other colored syrup. It is advisable that the ingredients are washed well. The rules of the competition are simple: you need to break into teams of two (boys and girls) and create an evening (masquerade, ball) costume on each other using delicious sweets. If the participants are people without embarrassment, girls can play top-less.
“Delicious body art” is wildly popular among young people, because the most adventurous ones decide to try the sweet costume after the end of the competition. But this is after the completion of the competitive program. The point of the game is that in a certain time, say, 30 seconds or 5 minutes, you need to draw clothes. And an honorary jury will choose the winner. Although you can arrange a secret vote, then everyone can play. Even better is to choose the king and queen of the couples ball. Here crowns for the winners would be more than appropriate. If the company is really friendly, there are no shy people or prudes in the team, fun warms up the blood very well.
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Entertainment “Oh, bathhouse, bathhouse!”
Goals:
- Expanding children's understanding of the traditions of the Russian people.
- Formation of healthy lifestyle skills.
- Fostering a culture of behavior.
Equipment: painted brooms (oak, currant, alder, rowan), washcloths of various shapes and colors, mittens, a hat, sprinklers with water, 3 sheets, beets, curlers, 3 mugs of kvass, juice in boxes for all children.
The music of the group “Merry Guys” sounds: “Eh, bathhouse, bathhouse!”
Presenter: 1. Good evening!
We are glad to welcome you in this cozy room. Make yourself at home. Moreover, today we will talk about household affairs, close and memorable to everyone, about the bathhouse.
The history of the Russian bath goes back to hoary antiquity. The bathhouse was mentioned in East Slavic myths, even the gods revered it, and the origin of man was associated with the bathhouse. The Russian bathhouse is mentioned in chronicles of the 10th-13th centuries. It was called mov, movnya, movnitsa, mylnya, vlaznya or simply banya. In ancient Rus', defeated tribes even paid tribute with birch brooms.
From village to village praise rises to Her. To wash away fatigue, dust and sweat, people flock to the bathhouse. Get the gang in your hands - and let's go! The soap gushes over the edge. Dirt and soot without a trace. Generous water will wash away. They took a broom and put it on the shelf. Climb under the ceiling, get whipped once or twice, Enjoy your steam, dear! Believe me, young and old. Everyone can benefit from this steam.
Presenter: 1. On Friday it is customary to go to the bathhouse. Do you mind? Here we go. And to make it more fun - in a friendly company.
Team "Birch Broom"
Team "Soap Bubble", Team "Steamers".
Presenter: 2. Which bathhouse do you prefer? Finnish, Russian, white or black, fura or oriental bathhouse?
The Finnish bath (sauna) is good in its own way.
The Finnish sauna has a pine scent. The heat is glassy, the heat is dry. You enter lethargic and unhealthy - you come out vigorous and dashing.
In the oriental baths, the water is healing, mineral, and clients are served by a special bath attendant - a massage therapist.
Furo is an exotic Japanese bathhouse. It is a deep wooden vat filled with incredibly hot water.
A white bathhouse is usually a Russian bathhouse.
Black sauna - such a sauna is more economical than a white sauna and it has a special smell “pleasantly smoky.” There is no pipe in it, and therefore the soot settles on the walls.
An indispensable attribute of a bathhouse is a broom.
Soar with a broom, Soar with a birch broom, Fly out into the cold like a pink cloud.
Broom Parade
Presenter: 1. Oak broom - suitable for people with oily skin. Makes it matte and elastic, has an anti-inflammatory effect. Its aroma prevents high blood pressure. Calms the nervous system.
2. Alder - the leaves contain healing substances similar to aspirin, i.e. it is good for aching joints and muscles.
3. Currant - aromatic, good for the skin.
4. Rowan - if you want to look fresh and cheerful after a bath, then use this broom.
Presenter: 2. Today we celebrate a significant date - the 300th anniversary.
His Majesty is the green, useful, fragrant, charming Birch Broom Bannovich.
1 Competition
“Congratulations to Venik Bannovich”
Presenter: 1. I would like to hear a few words about the hero of the day. We ask teams to write congratulations to him. You can go backstage.
A story about a winter bathhouse with a woman
. The sun had not yet risen, but Mishka was already on Badger Forest. There, about three kilometers from the village, stood an empty Serogon house. Mishka made another walk to the village, brought fishing gear and, returning back, covered his tracks with spruce branches.
Now he felt safe, he lit a hot potbelly stove, boiled some potatoes, and ate with appetite.
The sun was already high when he went to the river to set the tops. From the high bank one could see the indescribable beauty of a forest river covered with snow. The bear stood for a long time, enchanted, admiring the sparkling winter world. On the opposite side of the river, on a steep bank, stood a snow-covered, two-story dacha of the former director of the forestry industry, and now a tough businessman and timber merchant. Its windows were decorated with ornate carvings, and a spacious bathhouse was located below the river. The dacha was not yet inhabited. When Mishka left for St. Petersburg, craftsmen from the city built a fireplace in the upper room and were decorating the rooms. Now there was no one here. And Mishka even thought that it would be nice for him to live at this dacha until spring. All the same, until the snow melts, the owners will not get here. But he was immediately frightened by this thought, remembering that the police were supposed to be hunting for him.
He went down to the river, cut the ice across the riverbed with an ax, filled the hole with spruce branches so that the fish could only pass in one place, and cut out a wide wormwood under the top.
Soon he finished his work and went to the hut to rest from his labors. The hut was small and cramped. But there was a special forest comfort in it. Mishka threw spruce branches on the bunk and collapsed in all his clothes on the fragrant, resinous bedding, rejoicing at the peace he had finally found.
Mishka woke up from strange sounds filling the forest. It seemed that a landing force of aliens had landed in Badger Forest, producing incredible, rumbling sounds that shook the hundred-year-old pines. The bear fell off the bunk and stepped outside the hut doors.
- Prostitute, prostitute, prostitute! - thundered and howled in the forest. - Night butterfly, but who is to blame here?
The music came from the direction of the river. The bear carefully walked towards the shore. There were cars parked at the director's dacha, thick smoke rising from the chimneys to the sky, the bathhouse was heating up, doors were slamming, music was blasting at full blast, and every now and then the sound of boisterous girlish laughter could be heard. Mishka's heart began to beat anxiously. He hid behind the bushes and, holding back the excitement that rose in his throat, began to watch what was happening.
He saw a cheerful company descending on the bathhouse. The director of their timber industry enterprise walked heavily ahead, followed by three long-legged girls, stumbling off the beaten path into the snow and squealing, followed by some other large, thoroughbred men. Soon the bathhouse was filled with steam.
From inside she could hear the gasping of a heathen, muffled laughter and groans.
Finally, the doors of the dressing room swung open, and the whole cheerful company spilled out naked into the pure virgin snow. Mishkin's director, shaking his saggy belly, was like a wild boar breaking through the fluffy snow with his steamed pink body, dragging the company to the river, right into the wormwood where Mishkin's top stood.
Three beautiful girls found themselves on the ice, just opposite Mishka’s hiding place. It seemed as if you could stretch out your hand and take out each one. From this proximity and the sight of naked girls’ bodies, Mishka, who lived involuntarily in severe abstinence, became dizzy, and his face glowed with the unbearable heat of shame and unknown forbidden passion.
As if drunk, he stood up and, staggering, wandered to his wretched shelter. And from behind, excitingly girlish laughter and joyful squeals teased and beckoned.
In the hut of the tar smokers, he again lit the stove, drank tea with lingonberry leaves and lay down on his bunk, sighing sadly over his dissolute, worthless life, which now, after the morning statement on the radio, had become completely devoid of any meaning.
Mishka was left without parents early. The mother drowned while rafting, the father became a drunkard. They say that the wrong coil was installed on the moonshine still. It was supposed to be stainless steel, but Bartholomew installed copper. That’s why the moonshine turned out to be poisonous.
No one in this life loved Mishka. After the craft, he walked with the girl and even kissed, and when he went into the army, his love immediately jumped out to marry a coven who had come from Transcarpathia and drove off with him forever.
And after the army there was work in the forest, and drinking on weekends. He was a prominent and kind guy, but there were no girls around, only guys remained in Vyselki, the girls all went to cities. You will inevitably get drunk here! It would be better for him to be born Sanya’s goat! I would sit on the stove and eat peeled potatoes. Look, it’s freezing in his office!
Mishka felt so unbearably sorry for himself that a burning tear boiled in his eyes and fell into the spruce branches.
. At night he left the hut, the same song thundered in the dacha and echoed a hundredfold throughout Badger Forest:
“Prostitute, prostitute, prostitute, Night butterfly, but who is to blame here?”
Centuries-old pines trembled under the blows of decibels and snow sparkling under the light of the moon fell from the tops. The moon shone like a spotlight. In the vast abyss of heaven, radiant stars shone, and the night was as bright as day.
The bear, like a magnet, was drawn again to the dacha, music and fun. And he went there under the pretext of rechecking the top. She could have been knocked down while diving into the ice hole, or even pulled out onto the ice.
The director's dacha sparkled with lights. shore, Mishka saw through the wide windows her fabulous feast, filled with all kinds of dishes. Someone was dancing, someone was already sleeping in a chair. Suddenly the doors of the dacha opened, spilling a flurry of music and electric radiance into the frosty purity of the night.
Mishka saw someone jump out onto the porch in a fiery halo, rush down into the darkness, the steps on the hill creaked, and then in the ghostly moonlight on the ice of the river he saw a girl, one of the three who had been here during the day. She ran up to a blackened hole, in which the icy streams of a waking river curled, and threw herself on her knees in front of it.
Mishka had never seen such beautiful girls in his life. Her hair was loose over her shoulders, her high chest was heaving heavily, and tears were streaming down her beautiful face.
The country doors opened again, and a man came out onto the porch:
- Margot! - he shouted imperiously. - Do you hear? Come back! Apparently, he was calling to the girl who was now kneeling in front of the wormwood. - Malya! - he repeated insistently, - Malka! Get home. I'm tired of waiting.
The girl did not answer. Mishka heard only quiet sobs. The man stomped on the porch, swore and went back. The girl whispered something and made a movement towards the hole.
Mishka felt unbearably sorry for her. He jumped out of the bushes and in an instant found himself next to the girl.
- No need! — he said in a wooden voice. “It’s deep here.” The girl raised her head. - Who are you? - she asked distantly. She smelled of expensive perfume, wine and foreign tobacco. “Teddy bear,” he said worriedly. -Are you local? - I live here. “In the forest,” Mishka answered in the same wooden manner. The girl lowered her head again. - And I'm Margot. Or Malya. Prostitute. - Is this a stripper, or what? -Not really. Prostitute.
Mishka did not know the meaning of this word and decided that prostitute was the girl’s surname.
“You, don’t stand with your knees on the ice,” Mishka warned. “Otherwise you’ll catch a cold.”
The girl suddenly began to cry, and her shoulders trembled slightly. Mishka, suppressing his embarrassment, took her by the elbows and placed her next to him.
“Do you hear, Mishka,” she said suddenly and raised her beautiful eyes full of grief to him. “Take me away from here.” Somewhere. And Mishka suddenly felt that the old Mishka was no longer there, that he was now completely at the mercy of those sorrowful eyes. And that he is ready to do whatever she says.
“My feet are cold,” she said. “Warm my knees.” Mishka crouched down and wrapped his stiff arms around Mali’s elastic knees. Her legs were bare and cold. The bear bent over them and began to warm them with his breath.
“Let’s go,” she said quickly. “Get me out of here quickly.”
— They climbed the path to the hill. Unexpectedly for himself, Mishka easily picked her up in his arms and carried her to his forest winter hut. And she wrapped her arms around his neck, pressed herself tightly against Mishka’s chest, clad in a sweatshirt that smelled of smoke and pine, and fell silent. When Mishka reached the hut, the girl was already deeply asleep.
He laid her carefully on the bunk covered with spruce branches and sat by the window, listening to the unknown feelings that had settled in his soul half an hour ago, but had already taken root as if he had lived with these feelings forever and would continue to live just as forever. Malya breathed barely audibly. The night was as bright as day. The moon was shining like a spotlight outside the window.
