We present to you comic horoscopes for 2022 for all zodiac signs.
In the year of the Tiger, according to astrologers and other magical brethren, representatives of the zodiac houses will be under the powerful influence of this mysterious animal. This means that the whole year will be fruitful, inspiration and joy of achievement will hang in the air.
However, it is difficult to force people to move forward against their will. The only thing that helps is a golden kick! Therefore, astrologers and soothsayers advise all zodiac signs to search for a “magic kick”. But if this is difficult, then ask one of your relatives to do a favor and give that “golden kick”.
What awaits the zodiac signs in 2022? Considering that the Tiger is a super rational and courageous animal, we tune in to global savings in all areas of life, which is compensated by good health and a cheerful mood. And a lot of work awaits us all, which will not escape into the forest.
But there is a positive aspect here: the year will be favorable for careerists who will easily leave behind their less fortunate and persistent colleagues.
It is better to attract the attention of others to your person in bright and shocking outfits. If one of your employees is confused by your shaved head or the rainbow coloring of your office jacket, then it will be nice to enlighten the person about the dramatic changes in the new year, starting with your appearance.
Why do you need a comic horoscope?
It so happens that modern man is very superstitious. In pursuit of a good life, prosperity, respected position and family happiness, he often relies on the “will of the stars” and magic. And that's not bad at all!
By psychologically setting yourself up for good changes, it is quite possible to achieve victories in everyday life! The main thing is to believe and make efforts. A comic horoscope, unlike a regular one, is drawn up in a humorous form.
Such an astrological forecast can be in prose or written in verse. Poems, by the way, are more easily and positively perceived by people at an event, at any feast and at any holiday.
The peculiarity of a humorous one is to gently hint about the shortcomings of a certain zodiac sign and “generously predict” good changes in the coming or coming year. Such “instruction” will definitely make every guest present smile and leave him with pleasant memories.
IMPORTANT: A comic horoscope, as a rule, is compiled on the basis of a real one, created by astrologers. But, it is written in a more understandable language, in simple words and supplemented with wishes.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Aries men and women for 2022
For men:
As they say, Aries is “still a ram.” undeniable truth in this Next year, Aries will be faced with a number of unpredictable situations that could confuse the “curly” ones. Be careful, don’t lean your horns into difficulties and try to overcome them! Being too stubborn is unlikely to help you achieve your desired goals. In the year of the Tiger, Aries should relax a little and let the situation go, as they say, “with the flow.” This will allow you not only to relax, but to organize any business in such a way that it ends to your benefit!
For women:
If the Aries man is a “ram”, then the woman is a “baroness” . And this is not just a play on words! In the new year 2022, sheep women will be especially attractive and irresistible. Many of them will find “female happiness” thanks to the tenacity and frenzy with which they will strive to achieve what they want. In addition, if you are an Aries woman and have any acting skills, the horoscope wants you to pretend to be stupid from time to time for the same good purposes!
In verse:
Aries are a sign of “stubbornness” and arrogance, every little thing infuriates them! To make life “sweet,” drink without reserve on this holiday!
Aries need a lot of space, so that the house is not crowded, at work, in the garage, and of course in the shower!
Aries greets the New Year with an open soul: Let the “barn” be full, Let the bins be filled with oats and grass!
The horoscope wishes Aries to be calmer and more gentle, so that the soul is calm, so that life is more fun!
In the new year, happiness will certainly come to Aries' house, and with a new broom of bad weather it will sweep it away and carry it away!
Comic New Year's horoscope 2022 for Aries women and men: poems
Capricorn
- Capricorns know that there is a time for everything. There are events whose course no one can change; there is a destiny thanks to which they will sooner or later find their place in life.
- True Capricorns will never smile at people who are unpleasant to them. But they will behave politely towards everyone - their upbringing will not allow them to become rude.
- By the way, it will not be possible to insult a Capricorn from a stranger or someone unimportant to him: Capricorns cannot be seriously offended by people whom they do not value.
- Most Capricorns believe that there is age discrimination: the older Capricorn is, the more childish he is (“so what if I’m not 9 years old - I also want to jump on a trampoline!”
- Capricorns love strange people.
- This joke is about Capricorns: “they don’t like to be touched just like that: either there is something between you, or you are a cat, or “don’t touch me, please”
- If you want to please Capricorn, then be sincere, do not humor every now and then and do not floridate with words: what is said simply, clearly and reasonably reaches Capricorn the fastest and he likes it the most.
- Do you know why Capricorns are sometimes called strange and on their own? Because they strive to live the way they want, and not the way many are accustomed to.
- If there is a Capricorn among your loved ones, then you are not afraid of any enemies or problems.
- Capricorn is not afraid of time, distance, or difficulties... After all, they are the ones who help Capricorn realize his strength, become himself and respect himself as an individual.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Taurus men and women for 2022
For men:
In the new year, Taurus, like stubborn Aries, should “relax and slow down” a little. It is excessive tension and the desire to help everyone, everywhere and always, that destroys restless “bulls” and “chicks”, preventing them from getting the desired maximum from life. In the year of the Tiger, Taurus will be especially vulnerable to difficulties and problems arising both on the love and professional fronts. In order for any outcome of the case to be positive and kind, do not hesitate to ask for help from loved ones. At the moment when life “shows a red rag” to Taurus, they should not accelerate and run towards a bright color, but close their eyes tightly and simply let “things take their course.” And without you, Taurus, others will figure it out just fine!
For women:
In the new year, Taurus women need to be especially careful with the words spoken and the emotions expressed. The fact is that the year of the Tiger will allow the ladies of this Zodiac to be, so to speak, excited and not very mentally balanced. To avoid problems in relationships and at work, you need to “keep in check” your attacks of jealousy, rage and the desire to help everyone!
In verse:
A good horoscope wishes Taurus calmness and peace, So that life is easy and beautiful, Problems “do not lead to a coffin.”
This year the horoscope wishes Taurus more good things, So that there is a Porsche under the window, So that there is a lump of dough under the mattress!
Love and inspiration will come to Taurus this new year, Fate will bring good luck, Calmness, peace!
Taurus is strong and powerful, And in the new year our horoscope wishes only a better life, May you be incredibly lucky!
There is a prediction in the New Year's horoscope for Taurus: Those who are single and free will find recognition in love!
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Gemini men and women for 2022
For men:
Gemini is a special sign. This sign brings together several of the best human qualities: curiosity, prudence, wisdom, thirst for knowledge and development. Along with this, in the new year 2022 they should protect themselves from talkativeness, boasting and boringness. The horoscope advises Gemini to read, write, think more, but not speak out loud, otherwise the sign risks losing a number of important people in life. If you can't tell about a new event, talk to the mirror or write a letter to Santa Claus !
For women:
In 2022, there will be no special emotional outbursts, changes or fateful events for Gemini women. The Year of the Tiger promises to be “fun” and full of pleasant little things: a new fur coat, a ring, a meeting with an old friend, who has also gained a lot over the past few years. Just live, as they say, “for yourself” and please your loved ones. Avoid gossip, and “bite your tongue” yourself if you want to retell the news you heard!
In verse:
Gemini, you are nonsense, Resist from sin! Be quieter and wiser, so that life can be kinder!
The horoscope wishes you, Good-natured Gemini, to eat a lot, listen more, and not talk about trifles!
New Year for Gemini: Dear ladies and men, Promises to be good. Clap your hands loudly!
So that there is a lot of happiness, the road for Gemini this year will be without barriers, without problems, adversity, losses!
May the twins have fun and frolic this year. May fate bring them a lot of joy and happiness!
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Cancer men and women for the New Year 2022
For men:
For Cancer men, the year of the Tiger promises small but very pleasant changes in life. Firstly, this is wealth, it will “flow into your hands” slowly but very confidently. Secondly, you risk meeting “your soulmate” in this world, if you haven’t already. “Crawl out of your shell” more often, don’t be afraid to communicate with people, don’t close yourself off from your loved ones, and 2022 will be a very interesting year!
For women:
In 2022, Cancer women will finally have a chance to feel needed, important, and loved. The main thing is not to lose calm, self-confidence and harmony between soul and body. Speaking about the body, it is worth noting that in the year of the Tiger, Cancers will experience incredible emotional uplift and any illness, as well as depression, will not “catch on” and ruin your mood.
In verse:
Cancers, you're in luck! This year is a happy one for you! The horoscope wishes you to be desired and beautiful!
In this year, Cancers need to know in general: Wealth is not hidden in chests or in money. Wealth hides in the soul, in family, in friends. They will help at the right time and will not let you go to waste!
Cancers will have incredible luck in 2022! They will find peace, wealth and love. They will meet happiness along the way many times! There will be plenty of joy, food and wine!
Cancers can have fun, sing loudly, joke, dance. In the New Year, happiness rushes towards them, so that Cancers can hug everyone!
Happy holiday, Cancer! The New Year promises you everything: Lots of happiness and reasons to cry Only from joy and trifles!
Taurus
- Heaven for Taurus is any place on Earth where there are no alarm clocks, Mondays and bosses.
- Men believe that women need cool guys with money... But 90% of Taurus would choose the bear from the cartoon about Masha.
- Taurus women can miraculously combine the one you can’t live without and the one you can’t live with...
- Well, Taurus can’t stick their tongue up their ass!!! There was already sewing, and a diploma of higher education, and dreams of a chocolate-curly future, and a prince with a horse!!! Busy, in short...
- If Taurus wants chocolate, then they go and eat chocolate. Because if they eat fruits, vegetables, salad, fish, etc. instead, then they will still EAT CHOCOLATE)))
- Even if the Taurus asshole in life will find beautiful lace panties for her.
- It's not difficult with Taurus. He hugged her and said she was beautiful and smart. If nothing comes to mind, ask “do you want to eat?” That's all. You are the perfect man.
- Happiness for Taurus means traveling a lot, eating delicious food and sleeping with your loved one...
- Yes, Taurus are terrible owners. If something belongs to them, then it is only theirs and no one else's. It doesn't matter if it's a person or a thing. But what Taurus considers “theirs”, they love more than anything else.
- Taurus people are so loyal that even when they cross the road, they don’t look to the left...)))
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Leo men and women for the new year 2022
For men:
By their very appearance, male Leos inspire fear and respect in all other signs of the zodiac. They have the same attitude towards life: they let someone close, they “sharpen their claws” about others. The New Year 2022 for Leo will be very successful and lucky. The Year of the Tiger will completely obey Leo and bring him many pleasant emotions!
For women:
Leo women, like men, will have luck in literally everything in 2022: they will climb the “career ladder”, meet a worthy man, gain health and be incredibly attractive. The Year of the Tiger will bring “fatal pussies” a lot of profit, both in terms of “prey” and a new fur coat, boots, beads and earrings!
In verse:
The year 2022 will be easy, It will be bright and happy! It will bring health, inspiration and strength to Leos!
Leos will be pleasantly surprised, a successful year is coming to them! In it they will “get drunk with happiness”, “luck will enter their house”.
Fate promises all Leos and Lionesses good luck this year to get drunk, “Catch a star”, have luck, and all victories without exception!
The Year wishes Leos, as the rulers of the world, to be happy! So that the house is full, So that the soul is calm!
The horoscope wishes the Lionesses to be real queens, and the Leos to have great wealth, so that life is simple and “smooth”!
Predictions for Leo
Twins
- Geminis love everyone who treats them well. Even if Geminis don't talk to you often, don't think that they don't value you.
- Gemini is not a piece of cake to suit everyone's taste. They are a nut to crack that not everyone can handle!
- Gemini's motto: if you can't, but really want to, then you definitely have to!
- Do you know what Gemini wants? They want the summer, warm, breath-taking wind of change to blow and blow away everything unnecessary from their lives.
- If Gemini decides to make someone happy, then nothing can save the person!
- You will never be able to find out what's in a Gemini's soul if they don't want to. But if they trusted you, know that you are one of their closest friends!
- Gemini can only be surprised by love... Real, sincere, without deception and betrayal... And Gemini has already seen the rest...
- Geminis don't like to impose themselves. When they feel that a person is not treating them the way they used to, they begin to distance themselves.
- Gemini women love confident men. Brave, endowed with brains, not chewing cotton wool. Men who decide, take responsibility, think quickly, don’t doubt, create, don’t destroy, think and lead you.
- Gemini women cannot be re-educated. They can only, like waves, crash against the rock called “a real man” and calm down.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Virgo men and women for the new year 2022
For men:
As you know, Virgo men are real “narcissists”. That is why in 2022, the horoscope predicts many difficulties for them, primarily with the fact that they are not able to “understand and love their neighbor.” The Year of the Tiger promises to be not easy, and in order to achieve the desired results, Virgo will have to, as they say, “press on the gas” and make every effort.
For women:
Virgo women will feel like real queens in 2022! Of course, all the grace will not just fall from the sky on them and in order to please yourself with excellent results in the professional or personal sphere, you will need hard work and faith in yourself. Virgos should also begin to limit themselves in everything in 2022: candy, gentlemen, spoken words. This will help you gain respect and recognition from others.
In verse:
The horoscope wishes Virgos Big and small victories! Enter the New Year with confidence, He will protect you from troubles!
The New Year will bring only joy to seductive virgin beauties! Let life become the way you like, Let it turn into sweetness for you!
To the wise and beautiful Virgos, the New Year wishes you to boldly be successful in everything and have no cause for trouble!
To Virgos - the zodiac sign, I wish you happiness in the New Year! So that goodness surrounds, So that love does not disappear!
Smile wider, Virgos, you are the happiest in the world! There is no one more beautiful in this world and on our entire planet!
a lion
- Hugging is probably one of the most passionate forms of showing love for Leos because you feel safe and close to the person. It feels like all the sadness has gone away and it is one of the most amazing feelings in the world.
- Many women are concerned with the question: “How to keep a man?” But Leo women know that if you want to be truly happy, you shouldn’t live with a man who needs to be kept.
- It’s amazing how little time it takes for Leos to move from the stage of “how worried and worried I am” to “oh, go to hell.”
- For some Leos are the SUN, for others they are SUN Stroke! And for some it DOESN’T SHINE at all...
- Leo is never alone... People constantly come to him: now inspiration, now appetite, now laziness, now kick-ass!
- The strong character of Leo is, as a rule, built from the bricks that were thrown at him.
- Lions would like God to give them a guardian angel not with wings, but with a club. So that at the right moment - grist! - and Leo immediately realized his mistake and managed to act differently...
- Before playing with Leo, make sure Leo is not playing with you...
- Leos hate flattery, lies and gossip behind their backs. Don't like something? Tell Leo about it to his face. What was said behind your back will remain there with the one who said it.
- Leos don't want life to be like a zebra, they want it to be bright like a parrot.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Libra men and women for 2022
For men:
In the new year 2022, Libra men should devote time not only to self-development, but also to their appearance. Therefore, do not hesitate to get a membership to the gym, spa area or sauna. Being beautiful is not a sin! In addition, try to always be closer to your family, do not hesitate to be boring and intrusive, just show your interest in what is happening.
For women:
In the year of the Tiger, women of the Libra sign will “fly in the clouds.” That is why they will often not be on time always and everywhere. In order for your affairs to go well and end with the desired outcome, you should stock up on perseverance and constantly “slap yourself on the cheeks” in order to return to reality. In the New Year, be sure to devote a lot of time to your beauty and health, and take care of your loved ones.
In verse:
Smile, all men, If there is a Libra nearby. These women are beautiful, a dream come true!
The New Year will give Libra many reasons to be happy. He will leave gifts, kisses and hugs under the Christmas tree!
For Libra, great adventures will be added to your life by the new year, so that there are no disappointments, it will bring you good luck!
The stars have now decided this: In the new fabulous year, Libra will be gifted with strength, warmth, love, family comfort!
Libra has big changes. The probability of them is so great, All the best will happen without a doubt, Life will be bright and easy!
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Scorpio men and women for 2022
For men:
Scorpio men will have to really try to keep their thoughts and emotions in harmony with their body. This “poisonous” zodiac sign will be especially vulnerable and excited in 2022. That is why you should refrain from scandals, quarrels and divorces. On the other hand, the year is very successful for making money, and therefore it is best to direct your energy to improving your financial condition.
For women:
Like men, Scorpio women in 2022 will be real “hysterics”. Ladies should very skillfully hide their real emotions and feelings so as not to spoil their relationships with everyone around them. The year promises many romantic and love encounters, which in turn does not interfere with Scorpio’s existing marriage.
In verse:
Scorpios are good: Lots of money and soul! The horoscope tells the sign to only cry with happiness!
In the year 2022, all Scorpios face a lot of changes: In work, relationships and at home. Try to avoid problems!
Scorpios urgently need a lot of bright changes. The horoscope wishes friendship to resolve your problems!
To make life successful, Scorpios, try. The horoscope wishes: you smile tenderly at problems!
The year 2022 is knocking on the door, Its time is running out now. Now good things will happen to Scorpio in the new year!
Fish
- Pisces have an excellent memory and never forget to treat themselves well. Bad things can be forgiven and thrown away. And good things will warm the soul even after years. Pisces will never forget someone who was with them in difficult times.
- It’s good that no one can read Pisces’ thoughts, otherwise the image of shy and self-conscious people would go to hell.
- There are devils in still waters - this is about Pisces.
- Pisces are not afraid to feel, they are afraid to drown in feelings.
- If it is necessary to choose, then most likely, instead of secular and beautifully speaking, Pisces will choose economical and silently doing things.
- For Pisces, one person can truly become the whole world.
- I really want to sit down and just have a heart-to-heart talk with someone. Talk all night long. Looking at the night sky together, discussing something, dreaming together, remembering beautiful and funny moments from the past, being silent meaningfully... Pisces often terribly miss just such a pastime.
- It is the Pisces woman who is able to seriously ask the question: why do I need this man in the house if I solve all my problems myself?..
- “Suddenly” is the middle name of Pisces! Suddenly they became sad, suddenly they laughed, suddenly they became offended... - and again everything was as usual...
- Pisces is probably the most unobtrusive sign of the Zodiac, but if they really need something, they will definitely achieve it
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Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Sagittarius men and women for 2022
For men:
Sagittarius men “risk” being lucky and happy in the new year, for this they have every chance. The main thing is not to lose your luck on the way to happiness. In the professional and personal spheres, everything will be very smooth and quite “even” - without losses and disappointments. Smile more at the world around you and everything will be fine!
For women:
In the new year, Sagittarius women must “catch luck by the tail,” and after that hide it and not let it go. If ladies make an effort in the year of the Tiger, they will definitely gain recognition, find true love and climb high, high up the career ladder.
In verse:
“Let Sagittarius have a good life” - the astrological forecast advises. Let them rest body and soul, Let them not shed hot tears in vain!
Heaven wishes the Sagittarius man to be a true protector of the ladies. Let life not hit you in the face with a glove, Give way to dreams and deeds!
May Sagittarius' dreams come true, may their wishes come true! Astrologers wish Sagittarius beauty, good luck, joy, love and charm!
Sagittarius are the favorites of luck, Let it be this way and no other way! And the new year will give them happiness and happy love in winter!
The stars predicted joy for all Sagittarius as a gift. Life will be like sweetness for them, Every day will be cheerful and bright!
Sagittarius
- 99% of Sagittarius were born so that the main meaning of their existence would one way or another be the road.
- Sometimes friendships just end. Without betrayal, without quarrels and without reasons - you just become different and everyone goes their own way. Over the years, the circle of friends becomes narrower. But those who remain are no longer just friends for Sagittarius, but family.
- When meeting a Sagittarius, it is advisable - and mandatory if a Sagittarius becomes your loved one - to find out what justice actually is for this Sagittarius. And never to offend this justice is dearer to yourself, believe me.
- Sagittarians love with their hands. They need to touch you, stroke you, feel you, poke you in the side or tickle you (smiley) If they don’t touch you, they don’t like you.
- If Sagittarius and his girlfriends (also Sagittarius or Aries, or Scorpio) are brought together and given a drink, then they can be sent to war as a psychological weapon so that the enemy loses orientation in time and space - and combat effectiveness :))
- Sagittarius women have learned a lot of useful things for modern life from men: to knock things out with each other, avoid answering, not call back, choose the best and have fun - however, they are often reproached for this by the same men...
- Sagittarians are not so weak as to endure insults, not so strong as to forgive them, but also not so evil as to take revenge. Therefore, most often they simply turn their backs on the offender. Forever.
- Very often, for Sagittarius, circumstances are such that you can hope for anything, but you can really count only on yourself.
- Sagittarius loves cozy people, without “thorns” or deep whirlpools in their character. He loves when he can talk to a person about anything without arguing or finding out who is more right - when it is precisely such intimate conversations and lively, sincere warmth in the relationship that is most important for both. Such people become part of Sagittarius' life and he worries about them as much as about himself.
- Sagittarians are not afraid to admit anything. They are afraid that their confessions will be misunderstood, because most often this is what happens.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Capricorn men and women for 2022
For men:
In the new year, Capricorn men should finally understand what they want in their lives: love, family or a big career leap. Unfortunately, you won’t be able to get everything at once, and therefore all your strength should be directed in only one direction. The year is good for searching for yourself, muse and space. However, if you fly too far, you risk losing touch with reality, that is, ruining your relationships with others.
For women:
Capricorn women will become real muses for their men, admirers and admirers. The year promises ladies to be filled with beauty, harmony and purity. Each representative of this zodiac sign “risks” falling in love completely by accident and very deeply. Financially, Capricorns will be very vulnerable and wasteful.
In verse:
In the year 2022, Capricorns wish the stars to be themselves, Walk along their life paths with a happy destiny!
All Capricorns are lucky, good things come to their homes. With this glorious new year, there will be no troubles!
Luck and prosperity are knocking on the houses of all Capricorns in the New Year. Let a good fairy tale happen, Dreams will not be a sweet dream!
Astrologers wish you harmony, Find both strength and love within yourself. The year for Capricorns promises to be calm, and feelings will excite the blood!
Capricorns are incredibly lucky; the year will be pleasant and happy. Men will have plenty in their pockets, and women will turn out to be beautiful!
Aries
- Aries are not selfish - they simply know how to live for themselves. Not arrogant - they just don’t consider it necessary to smile at everyone. They are not impudent - they simply do not mince words. Not jealous - just used to being the only ones.
- They say that the most stubborn people are Taurus, Capricorn and Scorpio. Come on, have you ever tried to argue with Aries?
- The Aries woman is a book written for a man. If you don’t understand, then it’s not written for you!
- Aries needs to be hugged when he is not smiling, kissed when he is dumb, and fed when he is hysterical.
- It’s amazing how Aries haven’t all died out yet with their boundless trust in people and excessive honesty.
- Many people wait all week for Friday, the whole month of the holiday, the whole year of summer, and all their lives for happiness. And Aries believe that you need to rejoice in every day and enjoy every moment.
- Aries's trust is like nerve cells: it is practically not restored.
- Before you tell an Aries that he is bad, think about what made him not be good towards you...
- Never deceive an Aries, always tell him the truth, no matter how bitter it may be. Aries very rarely forgive lies...
- Aries have never been ideal, from their appearance to their character. But they were always themselves.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Aquarius men and women for 2022
For men:
The New Year for Aquarius men will be very calm and measured. Practically, not a single event can disturb the peace of mind of men and prevent them from achieving their desired goals. In the personal life of Aquarius, there is an abundance of romantic meetings, tender feelings and only pleasant changes.
For women:
Women of this zodiac sign are quite frivolous , but at the same time romantic and dreamy. The Year of the Tiger promises them an abundance of love affairs and only positive changes. But, at the same time, you should not “drown in the abyss of your dreams,” so as not to lose touch with reality.
In verse:
Aquarians will feel, have fun, wait and believe that in their lives, like in a fairy tale, Happiness will knock on the door!
For Aquarius, the New Year is a favorite holiday; It gives them the warmth of their loved ones. Astrologers promise you only joy, Luck - it will just walk through your door!
Astrological predictions wish Aquarius to be wiser, to make decisions with a smile in the heart, so that dreams come true as soon as possible!
The horoscope wishes Aquarius a lot of bright, love joys, So that the love in the soul does not fade, And the soul is light as snow!
Virgo
- Virgo is not a ratio of weight and height, it is a ratio of intelligence, taste and self-confidence.
- Virgos quickly get tired of being strong women, they get tired of “understanding”, “getting into the situation”, “forgiving”.
- Virgos sometimes simply hate themselves for taking everything to heart.
- When Virgo asks something, it is better to answer the truth, since there is a very high probability that she already knows the answer.
- The wisdom of Virgos, combined with cunning, gives an effect that no higher education can give.
- Appreciate Virgos who give you a second chance. This means that their love is so strong that their heart is strong enough to give you another try.
- Virgo never really worries about the fact that there are many difficulties in her destiny. She uses them, like everything else in her life, to move forward.
- The best way to end an argument with a Virgo is to pretend to be dead.
- Smart and meticulous Virgos know how to exert a serious influence on those who have the right to make responsible decisions. And they use it successfully.
- To maintain relationships, Virgos should use their innate stubbornness in limited quantities in love.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Pisces men and women for 2022
For men:
Pisces men will “calmly go with the flow” throughout the year of the Tiger and swim past problems, failures and disappointments. This year, the strong half of humanity will definitely meet “their fish” and find family happiness. In the year of the Tiger, don't expect any strong "career highs", but this is far from bad.
For women:
The main thing for Pisces women in the year of the Tiger is not to look stupid and not to create too negative an impression of themselves. Be active and cheerful, laugh in the face of failures and problems. In your personal life, the year promises positive changes, for example, a new lover or a marriage proposal!
In verse:
May Pisces sail to their luck in a happy new colorful year! Let complex problems be solved, And life will not throw Pisces into the frying pan!
Pisces are very silent, Pisces love silence. In the New Year, the Horoscope wishes Pisces to “catch a dream”!
So that Pisces have fun and joy, Astrologers foretell them: Relax, eat sweets, the stars foretell love for you!
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