Creating a woman in a good mood is not so difficult, and if she has a holiday, then this is generally the direct responsibility of every representative of the stronger half of humanity. It’s no secret that ladies are very emotional by nature; any pleasant impression will become a source of inspiration and encouragement for them. We have prepared scenarios for our readers that you can use to organize a party for a woman who has a birthday and for one who is retiring.
Comic funny scenario for a woman's birthday
We bring to your attention an interesting scenario that you can use for a home party if the number of guests at your party does not exceed 30 people. This scenario can be used at a birthday party for a woman of absolutely any age. We assure you that the birthday girl will not be able to forget the holiday that you organize for her for a long time.
Before reading the script, we recommend that you prepare in other important areas for the celebration:
- Be sure to prepare the registration. You can hang a banner with the inscription “Happy Birthday” on any wall, and use photographs of the birthday girl to make a number indicating her age. Of course, there must be balloons and flowers, because without them it will not be possible to create a festive atmosphere.
- Consider the musical accompaniment of your event. The repertoire should correspond to the age of the guests and the musical preferences of the birthday girl.
- Be sure to purchase in advance the props and gifts required for competitions for participants and winners of these competitions, so that none of the guests goes home empty-handed.
Next, you need to play up the congratulations addressed to the hero of the occasion from the Japanese. You should agree in advance with one of the guests so that he plays this role and carefully prepares for it.
Classic send-off
As a more economical option, you can choose a cozy cafe located in some picturesque place.
In reality, the location is not so important, since the organization of the holiday itself is key. It is important to think through everything to the smallest detail, because every detail should please a female colleague who is retiring and saying goodbye to her colleagues. There should be no room for sadness this evening. The best way to deal with a bad mood is to organize a theme evening yourself or turn to professionals. Some groups that prefer to hold an event in a small cozy circle sometimes rent a karaoke room. The relaxed atmosphere, supported by alcoholic drinks, is conducive to frank conversations and friendly congratulations. Karaoke is an excellent option for those who are used to having fun and want to relax with their colleagues, as well as relax and cheer up a woman who is retiring. This will work best for those who cannot sing at all, but will constantly strive for it.
It will be simply wonderful if each of the employees chooses a song and dedicates it to the hero of the occasion. At the same time, the worse your colleagues do, the more fun the company will be. Such options are possible only in close-knit companies, whose members have long ceased to be shy with each other, know how to laugh at themselves and strive to bring pleasure to others. In between songs, you can read out humorous or serious congratulations, alternating them with treats.
Farewell to a woman's retirement, comic scenario
For a woman, retirement is perhaps not the most pleasant event, because it is psychologically quite difficult to admit that youth is gone; you need to give up your place to more energetic and fresh ladies. However, seeing off retirement can be turned into a wonderful holiday that will give a woman new hopes and make her understand that she is just beginning her second youth, but in which she will be able to devote time entirely to herself.
Congratulations to a colleague in prose in your own words retirement
So you have been brought into the ranks of the army of pensioners! We won’t shout hurray, but there is something to be happy about. Now you will have more time to do what you like. You have many hobbies, so go for it. And let the alarm clock wake you up to exercise as before!
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This is the law of time. The pension fund itself knows who it is time to send to the reserve. Don't be too bored without us. We wish you new interests, find something to do that will allow you to reveal all your talents and skills in an unexpected way.
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You are still full of strength and ready to move forward. So don't stop! Let the pension be assigned, but the soul wants to continue its development for the benefit of itself and others. We believe in you! Congratulations on a new milestone in your life.
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You deserve a rest, and the state fully appreciated your work. Retirement is a reason for congratulations, but not for sadness and longing. You now have more time to do what you love, have the opportunity to get enough sleep and plan your day according to your own schedule. Go for it! It’s still too early to scrap, but it’s time to live for yourself!
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Congratulations on your retirement! Give preference to your favorite activities, find new talents in yourself. So that every day would be interesting and different from the previous one.
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The long-awaited day has come, the day when you can leave your favorite job and devote time to your family. We wish your life to be easy and carefree. The heart never played pranks, it was strong and worked clearly and harmoniously. So that your family is friendly and harmonious.
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We congratulate you on your well-deserved rest and wish you optimism and enthusiasm. Let your children and grandchildren be proud of you and set an example of hard work and determination!
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We sincerely congratulate you on your retirement. We wish you to always remain as sincere and responsive, honest and purposeful, cheerful and good-natured as we were during your working days!
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Retirement is not a reason to give up; pass on your experience to new generations and never stop there. Good health, perseverance and patience!
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We wish you to straighten your shoulders wide and breathe deeply the air of freedom! Retirement will open up new horizons for you, take advantage of them to do things that you didn’t have time for before!
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In your labors you have worthily counted down the glorious century, And now you are a free and happy person, Live with pleasure, slowly, without haste, Keep your form in good spirits, laughing in spite of all the winds.
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Those who retire are just starting to live, There is time to dream and build, and, of course, to love. May many discoveries and achievements and victories await you, And health, and happiness, and love for many years to come!
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Oh, how carelessly in my youth Sometimes they would throw out in the heat of the moment: “When will that pension dawn?” And the years - whack - and already the berth,
And all the rush jobs are behind you, And the boss’s voice is distant So, tea, isn’t tea poured into glasses On your first day of retirement?
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Let the tincture of joy stir up the blood so much that you will begin to howl in admiration: How many plans are ahead,
So many dreams come true! Let the ardor of the heart grow, And let old age sink like the Titanic, In the seething sea of new forces!
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If time shamelessly Crushes someone like a bear, And on May the green color of October is applied to copper,
Then you, whose eye is trained, The gunpowder is dry, the sparkle is fuse, Let him feed happiness with honey, So that the age does not know illness,
In every climate outside the window So that spring rushes into the soul! So in legal retirement - Enjoy life to your heart's content!
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Your sweat and labor were always valued, And the working path was wide. You have worked hard in life, now you can rest.
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Be happy in this new life, But don’t forget the old days. Help your former colleagues with practical advice and warm words.
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You have remained a model for us, Like a valiant example of service. You tried for your country, so rest, pensioner!
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I already have a considerable amount of experience under my belt, I’ve gone through a difficult labor path, my pension has arrived - it’s time to take a break from my long work.
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Let them call you a pensioner, Don’t rush to be friends with a bench, Boldly realize what you dreamed of, Write a new chapter in your destiny.
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A well-deserved rest is coming for you, May retirement bring happiness and joy, May travel now await you, and many fun and bright moments!
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We wish you more smiles, Sail through the waves of life to success, Don’t forget your friends and former colleagues, Live in love and contentment all your life!
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You are retired, which means Life flows completely differently: There are no meaningless reports, Early preparations for work,
Tiring questions, And there is no control from bosses, There are no endless tasks, Meetings, planning meetings, meetings,
And now you can safely choose what you will do, how to get up, when to go to bed, tinker with your grandchildren to your heart’s content,
Live in pursuit of your dreams, Be at peace with yourself and in harmony with nature, Congratulations on your freedom!
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How long has it been since I went to work? No, it seems like yesterday. But then the pension fell, and I didn’t call her. Talk to me, friend, talk about something, Well, what if we don’t understand each other? It's better to give me money
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Let's forget about the gray days of work! And every morning I get up at 7.00! Today is a wonderful time of year, you are going out for your well-deserved rest! So let your retirement days be decorated with Health, joy, happiness and good luck! Be active and brave in everything! Prosperity will enter your home!
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Dear Friend! Your workdays are left behind, and ahead of you is only a continuous beautiful holiday! May all sorrows and difficulties remain where you left, and may you encounter only good luck and happiness on your path.
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This is a very important stage in your life! Completion of the labor journey! Let now what life experience is rich in be filled with both joy and peace! Don’t rush anywhere, be with your family more, Relax and never feel sad in retirement!
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Well, you've waited! Now you can finally find use for your invaluable experience, numerous knowledge and give free rein to your curiosity. Happy retirement! Warmth, love, affection, a cycle of new impressions! Everything is just beginning!
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Retirement age is the age of not only social, but also spiritual maturity, a period in a person’s life when he already knows and still can, so let the sun give you rays, let there be rolls in the oven, let there be good light in the house - live long many years! Congratulations!
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Did you get any pence, grandpa? Maybe we can have a drink? Don't be greedy. Let the faces melt in smiles, Life can be good.
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After all, I also treated you to Sauvignon from my salary, I haven’t finished telling you yet that you’re poking cotton wool into your ears.
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Grandfather went deaf from retirement and doesn’t catch fleas at all. My brave military grandfather became stingy in his old age.
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Everything that sounds beautiful in life, We want to wish you too: May love never end, Trouble and sadness never meet along the way. Great happiness, great friends, Health, success and sunny days!
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You are five and fifty today. The bosses no longer hang over my soul.
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Golden time! Rejoice, don't cry! Quickly put your foot in the stirrup and jump on your husband!
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Retirement has arrived, Let them now sound, Joyful cries, Sweet laughter of grandchildren!
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You no longer have to go to work tomorrow! Now there will be a day off on weekdays. Having left everyday worries, you went to your well-deserved rest. We are very glad that there is a sincere, kind, sweet person in the world! Today is this evening in your honor, So that your pension lasts for the whole century!
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Well, that's all, enough fuss, go away with unnecessary worries. Give me your bright flowers, I'm leaving, I'm LEAVING work.
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You won’t have to get up in the dark, And get some sleep in a crowded tram, And once a year, when you get drunk, you won’t have to vomit, Even in January, or better yet, even in May.
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Time has flown by, Time has flown by, and so Pension has arrived unnoticed.
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There is no need for sadness, There is no need for anxiety, After all, your distance has new roads!
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You can travel to your children abroad, You can start your life over, You can fall in love!
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Laugh, smile, Enjoy life, Well, after a rest, Come back again!
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We hasten to congratulate you on your retirement, The years fly by like a bird, what’s there to lie about, All the hair is silver, the look is a little tired, After all, a lot of work has been put in for it.
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You honestly deserved the long-awaited vacation, you invested your best years in retirement. But it will return a hundredfold, a modest reward, After all, now you don’t need to work at all.
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Every working day, year after year, We greeted you in the morning, Still, the nature of people is strange. It’s time for you to retire.
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Congratulations from your colleagues - we are seeing you off to retirement today. You will live a hundred years, we wish you good health and strength!
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Don’t forget about us, come, We always need your advice. Live, rejoice, love! And be happy you are full!
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You have worked for a long time, you have tried for a long time, you have something to teach someone. After all, the years flew by, but you did not give up, Youth is still knocking in your chest.
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I will congratulate you on the well-deserved date, When you are allowed to retire. Leave the past, cool down, throw off the heavy burden, and just take care of yourself.
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Your life has flown by in an instant, you are a pride, an example for the younger generation. With our hard work, drive and luck, we were able to dispel all doubts more than once.
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Thank you, we are grateful to you for everything, for your purity, openness and trust. Let the rest you deserve be only a reason for a better anticipation.
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Together we spun around like a carousel of days, resolving disputes and routine matters. Now, the years have rushed by and your pension has come to you, colleague!
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Don’t forget us, and we won’t forget you. You worked as a team for good reason. Breathe the time of life to the fullest! And there is no need to count the pages of the calendar.
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Today, accept congratulations from the entire department! Enter retirement age boldly and decisively!
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Act cheerfully, energetically and seize the lucky chance! We wish you both health and love in your personal life!
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The hour comes when it's time to say goodbye to the work shift, the old team. And on this day I would like to admit that you were a positive force in our lives.
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People grow up, years fly by, and work experience gives you a chance to leave. Your day of creative freedom has come, and we wish you only happiness in it!
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The time has come to find a moment for the children and to devote time to the grandchildren too. Let them reciprocate, After all, you are given a new moment to live.
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And let this moment give you joy, warm you with warmth, immerse you in happiness, let you feel the sweetness of life first, and return your second youth to you.
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Goodbye work! Hello, eternal vacation! A person is rushing into your arms. Accept it and issue a new pass, which will say “Forever.”
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Our team is always waiting for you to visit, within our own walls, at least sometimes. And in our heart, broken by bitterness, you kept the memory forever.
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I sincerely congratulate the dear and wonderful pensioner, gallant man on his birthday! I wish you to always be a faithful and reliable friend and carry our friendship for many years. May fate be favorable and kind. Let troubles and adversity not break your spirit.
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Happy birthday to a dear man who is already retired! I wish you to be strong in character and gentle in soul. Let your mind be tenacious and quick, your hands strong and dexterous, your eyes sharp, and your heart kind and caring. May your home always be warmed with love and warmth.
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Congratulations on the birth of a kind, sweet pensioner, loving grandfather, caring husband and wonderful father. May everyone always love, appreciate and respect you. I wish to earn recognition from my superiors and a good salary. Let your work be an inspiration to your soul. I wish you creative ideas and promising projects.
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On this wonderful solemn day, I congratulate a wonderful man, a pensioner, on yet another birthday! May your character always be as persistent and strong. Always be full of optimism and hope, always look forward with faith and know that only the best will happen in the future.
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Happy birth into the world, pensioner! With all my heart I wish you continued good luck, fortitude, firmness and perseverance. May your character be exemplary. I wish you to get along with people easily, be friendly and make new acquaintances. May your days be colorful and varied.
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Today I would like to sincerely congratulate a wonderful man on his birthday, as well as on his retirement! Let the colors of life be bright. I wish you to have only warm and cheerful tones in the palette of your life. Never be sad, don't be discouraged. Believe in luck, believe in yourself. Achieve your goals.
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Well, finally, the hour has come when we can congratulate you, the time has come for rest, for retirement, away from the burden of labor. May the best lie ahead, and may all your dreams come true. Health, the main thing is that your family loves you.
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The hard life of work is already left behind. You have done a lot, dear, Look at the results: You have a cozy home, children, grandchildren, We all adore you! And know that in retirement you will never suffer from boredom!
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Well, here are the long-awaited days - Freedom from work and labor. Let the troubles go away forever, and you are now retired, now you are a mistress. May your loved ones protect you, as you raised and loved them. And let the butterflies in your soul flutter - The time has come for new achievements.
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You have entered into a wonderful age, wisdom suits you so well, You have always worked well and are truly a match for a fighter. Let your fuse not dry up, and may you always be so active and lively for many years to come!
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There are no age barriers for a woman, All her life she is like a precious treasure, Smart, graceful, forever young There is only kindness in her eyes. Today you became a pensioner, But we didn’t notice your old age, After all, as before, you are beautiful and smart, And as always, gorgeous and slender.
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You are as nimble as a pioneer, energetic and slender, you are now a pensioner - let the country envy. Having given your debt of labor to your homeland, accept congratulations. And now there will be fabulous days for your personal life.
Congratulations on retirement to a female colleague
Listen, our dear, You have worked for so many years, and now Let me congratulate you, without hiding, That your well-deserved rest, believe me, You need it, your grandchildren have been waiting for you, And you gave yourself to the state with abundance, To rest. Don't be afraid, you won't be sad out of boredom. Enjoy to your heart's content!
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Congratulations from your colleagues - we are seeing you off to retirement today. You will live a hundred years, we wish you good health and strength! Don’t forget about us, come, We always need your advice. Live, rejoice, love! And be happy you are full!
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For a woman! Thank you dear! For so many years, For your hard work. Because sometimes, without closing my eyes, I kept thinking: - How is it there? Me, here you gave all of yourself to work, and your pension. You are at a loss, After all, you have dreamed of a vacation so many times. Take it as a dream come true.
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Today, accept congratulations from the entire department! Enter retirement age boldly and decisively! Act cheerfully, energetically and seize the lucky chance! We wish you both health and love in your personal life!
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All your life you are like a squirrel in a wheel - Work, home, family, work again. And there was no free time at all for rest - always busy with business, worries... And so, today we congratulate you! The turn has come for a well-deserved rest, and we sincerely wish you Health, happiness, and a life without hassle!
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Happy retirement! Happy occasion. Let life be fun. Interesting new discoveries await you, There will be bright meetings. And wonderful fate will bestow gifts!
Funny congratulations on retirement to a woman
We congratulate you on the best day in the world. We all have been dreaming about him for a very long time. And today you definitely have only the best years. The pension is unlimited! Eh, you are lucky, as always!
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Allow me, dear, from the bottom of my heart, to congratulate you on your wonderful freedom. Now you no longer need to rush, And go to work in bad weather. After all, retirement is a wonderful time, The soul is still so young and alive, And waking up without an alarm clock in the morning, You know that you are happy and beautiful.
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Here it is - freedom, Here it is - a dream. And not to work, for you now in the morning. We congratulate you together on your pension. Happy new start in life, Retirement class.
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Your work experience is over, you have retired, Congratulations and we wish you to find a hobby as soon as possible! May you not be bored Without work, dear, Relax and travel, Enjoy, sing songs.
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You are still quite young at heart, Your posture and manners are still the same. That is why, with great reserve, We are letting you go. to pensioners. And we know: in the coming years you will find a new impulse in life and come to us. sometimes, without being burdened by the thought of work!
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She gave a lot of years of her life in righteous labors, which means that she honestly deserved her old age with money. Now your time has come, To live for yourself now, And with your neighbors on the bench To wash people’s bones.
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You quit, what a pity that you quit. All paths are now open to you. Now you can lie in bed to your heart’s content, After all, you don’t have to go to work. We wish you fragrant flowers and a million untrodden roads. Well, good luck in your endeavors and a full wallet.
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And we also wish - don’t forget about us, We will remain friends, so you should visit us. We wish you happiness, it will be - so you know, We will congratulate you on your new job soon!
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Today you are leaving our team to rush to new shores. You leave us alone to work, and therefore, of course, we are sad!
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We wish you unprecedented luck, To effectively and easily solve Fate, sometimes difficult tasks, And to flourish in a new place!
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Dismissal is not a problem, but a big change. Let your guiding star lead you through life boldly. There will be a new job, interesting, cool. And with a huge salary, to relax in Hawaii.
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Come visit more often - for tea and just like that! We wish you to gain more new blessings!
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Colleague! Let your dismissal become the starting point on the path to new dreams come true. We wish you unsurpassed success, true prosperity, and amazing benefits!
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Colleague! Today you are leaving our team. This means that unknown horizons await you and, perhaps, meeting new bosses and new colleagues. Let these changes be positive!
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We, your colleagues, regret to part with you. You were an example of hard work and honor for us. Thank you for your kindness, sympathetic heart and willingness to help your fellow workers. Thank you very much from the entire team! We dedicate a few lines of poetry to you:
Our friendly team expresses gratitude to you. Let neither thorns nor thunderstorms stand in your way. As friends for you: fair wind, hello to the clear sun. We sincerely wish you health and many years to come!
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Colleague, congratulations on your dismissal! Having decided to take this step, do not regret what you have done. Strive exclusively for the best and remember us. We are always looking forward to your visit!
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Our close-knit team wishes you fine days, wonderful new prospects, good colleagues like us!
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Here is a collection of congratulations for a colleague who is retiring. All texts are in prose (not poetry), as they say - congratulations in your own words. Most of the texts are universal - addressed to both men and women (insert the name you need in the first line of each text).
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In general, hang in there! At first, it may be difficult to get used to the new schedule of life, but then you will cope. We wish you to go through the first, unusual time smoothly and easily. And after that everything will definitely work out, you’ll see!
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And yes, I wish you a quick and easy period of adaptation to a new lifestyle and new sensations. May retirement open up new, positive opportunities for you. May all your wishes come true.
Comic scenario of congratulations to women from colleagues
When some women's holiday comes, men usually just buy bouquets, symbolic souvenirs and congratulate the fair half of their team in such a banal way. But we live in times when our capabilities are not limited. We would like to present to you a wonderful scenario for women, which will be useful for men in preparation for the holiday of lovely ladies:
It is better to divide the words of the oath between the men of the team so that it sounds beautiful. Only the words “We swear!” you will need to say in chorus:
Sample celebration scenario
At the first stage, the host must greet the guests and explain to everyone present the reason why everyone has gathered. It is important to focus on the name of the one for whom the holiday was organized so that the woman feels special from the very beginning. After a short introduction, which can be accompanied by appropriate jokes, the presenter should give the floor to his colleagues, each of whom prepares an interesting speech in advance.
If one of the employees has theatrical abilities, you can show a short sketch illustrating some incident from the working life of a woman who is being seen off to retire. It is especially important for each team member to identify how and why their colleague’s work has been valuable throughout their career . You can make themed surprises. For example, if a person has worked in school all his life, then he can be given a diploma of completion of his work activity with a mention of his name and length of service, as well as all achievements. A gold medal wouldn't be out of place either. You can give your accountant a cake covered in numbers or come up with an interesting little rhyme dedicated to her.
In the intervals between speeches, the presenter should lead the line of congratulations and organize unusual competitions so that the holiday does not turn into boring, insipid gatherings.
Comic funny fortune predictions on pieces of paper for women
All girls, deep down in their souls, believe in magic and all sorts of mystical things, so it is quite acceptable to organize a simple fortune-telling at some women’s holiday - fortune cookies or a magic hat, from which each lady will draw a note with a pleasant wish for the coming year or day. , or month.
We suggest you make the following notes:
- If you think that something unpleasant is going to happen to you, then you don’t need to nervously twist the button on your coat at that moment, because it will definitely come off!
- When you cross the road tomorrow, be very careful, because there is a high probability that you will meet your fate this way.
- During the first week after this holiday, the biggest surprise of your life awaits you!
- Tomorrow morning, when you leave the house, look to your right. There will be a car of the brand that you will soon have.
- Next year you will become a millionaire, but don’t delude yourself too much, because you will give all the money to charity.
- Great news! In a month you will get rid of your worst habit! But after that you will gain a couple of new ones!
- Soon you will be able to spend big money... But only if you earn it for yourself!
- You will meet your love the day you accidentally wear your sweater inside out!
- This year there will be an addition to your family! So wait for the stork, he is on his way!
- This year you will go on the most beautiful journey of your life, and, most likely, in very pleasant company.
Help from professionals
By contacting a company for organizing holidays, you can not only relieve yourself of a huge number of burdensome responsibilities, but also get the opportunity to truly please your colleague with a thoughtful and exciting plan of action. This will eliminate constant awkward pauses, chaotic behavior and confusion. It is important that the holiday is completely centered around the woman , who on this day so needs attention, support and warmth.
Interesting: How to hold a themed party at home correctly and effortlessly
You can come up with an approximate scheme for the holiday yourself, especially since now there are many successful scenarios from which you can organize a truly spectacular celebration. The main condition is to do this in advance. A classic option can be considered a celebration with a host. To do this, you need to choose in advance a sociable person who is ready with his charisma to lift the spirits of all the guests and get the crowd going.
Competitions for guests
- "Name of the birthday girl" . The host invites all guests to say the full name of the hero of the occasion. Each letter of the name in the correct order must be named according to the quality of character that is inherent in the birthday girl. The qualities should sound new every time. The one who cannot come up with anything is out of the game.
- " Song of Applause ." The host selects several people from among the guests. Each participant needs to take his own hand from a bag of cards with a note on which the name of some very popular song is written. This song needs to be clapped so that the guests guess its name and sing it. The one who can do it best wins.
- " Russian sushi ". Several participants are selected from the audience. Everyone’s task is to use sushi chopsticks to transfer small candies from one bowl to another during the period of time while the music is playing. The one who manages to move the most candies in the allotted time will win.
- " Birthday girl in parts ." The silhouette of the birthday girl is drawn in advance on a large Whatman paper. Several people are selected from the audience who will have to draw, blindfolded, all the missing parts of the birthday girl’s body, as well as her face. The result is always a very funny image.
- " A Clockwork Lemon ." This is a table competition. The host passes the lemon to the first guest sitting at the table, who then passes it on to the others while the music plays. The person who will hold the lemon in his hands when the music stops will have to bite off the lemon and with such a face say congratulations to the birthday girl.
The importance of wires for a woman
Often, the person who is being sent off to retire takes it upon himself to organize the celebration, but this option is unacceptable for a friendly team that cares about each other. A colleague who is stressed about leaving does not always feel the strength to rejoice and the readiness to think through the features of the holiday. Representatives of the fair sex are especially sensitive to retirement. This is due not only to the emphasis on age indicators, but also to the need to constantly feel needed. Men are more autonomous, while women enjoy constant interaction with colleagues and the opportunity to feel like part of a team.
For such a thrifty attitude to work, a woman must be thanked. First of all, it is necessary to relieve her of responsibility for planning the holiday. When this responsibility falls on the shoulders of a woman, she prefers to hold an impromptu banquet at home, and therefore spends several days in the kitchen. The celebration turns into a regular routine, supplemented by financial costs and hassle. To avoid this option and please your female colleague, you should raise funds from the entire team and organize a stunning banquet dedicated to the one who has been a loyal comrade and support for many years.
Poems for a beautiful woman
Scene-remake of the song “Call me, call”
During the introduction before the song, one person at a time comes out and stands with their back to the hero of the day; their hands should not be visible - a white school apron is hidden in them; for the introduction, they put on aprons and turn to the hero of the day, in general, so that there is intrigue and surprise.
The days flew by, Your turn has come, In the management of your family Try on the role of the hero of the day. Our service is the only one You gave all of yourself, Thirty-five years were waiting for him Thirty-five years were waiting for him - The long-awaited graduation!
All exams were passed in local Dumas and the Ministry of Finance. All budgets have been consolidated, and reforms have been experienced. So the labor code gave you permission for your length of service, To come to the financial department, To come to the financial department Anniversary graduation!
We want to confess to you: We respect you very much, We say to you from the bottom of our hearts: Happy anniversary! We have been given traditions, We do not deviate from them: We are starting graduation, We are starting graduation! Call, call!
They turn towards the place where they will take out the “first-grader” with a bell
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Short congratulations in postcards
A comic skit for the hero of the day retiring “Broken Heart”
Seeing off to a well-deserved retirement a colleague with whom you have worked for many years, shared victories and failures, and perhaps were friends during non-working hours, is always a little sad, so congratulations are usually of a sad and solemn nature.
But it’s worth rejoicing at the young pensioner and charging him with positivity, especially if the culprit or culprit is not devoid of a sense of humor. A comic skit will especially benefit if the participants act expressively and with good humor, and if you prepare high-quality and beautiful props in advance, especially since they will be given as a gift. Colleagues can give such a performance either at an anniversary banquet or directly at the workplace.
Accessories and props for the scene
2. A bottle of water with the inscription “Bitter tears of separation.” The strength can be equated to the number of employees of the team where the hero of the day worked.
3. Two clean scarves of different sizes . One scarf is very small and the other is very large.
- a sign with the name of the service (department, etc.) where the hero of the occasion worked; - inscription: BOARD GAME PENSIONER – PIONEER “BROKEN HEART”
- hearts with the words: “the kindest”, “the smartest”, “the most original”, “the most diplomatic”, etc. The number of hearts glued on the box should fit harmoniously into the overall design.
- a sheet with the following text in a frame is pasted on the bottom of the box:
INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE BOARD GAME
PIONEER PENSIONERS “BROKEN HEART”:
It's a pity for everyone to part with you,
Broke our hearts, oh, oh, oh,
You put all the pieces together.
And remember us more often
Songs of alteration about a woman
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Option #5:
If you doubt that a woman will like the holiday that you are planning to organize for her, then we will tell you the most important secret that will help you avoid all the unpleasant emotions of the hero of the occasion - do everything as if for yourself! If the event is held with soul and love, then you will definitely be able to please and even surprise the lady.
Example of entertainment
Among the entertainments, “snake” is especially popular - dance movements that involve all participants in the feast. The presenter begins to move to the music, previously agreed upon with the DJ, and carries all the employees along with him. The members of the snake arrange themselves behind each other and make rhythmic movements, trying to turn into a single harmoniously coexisting team. The task becomes more difficult when the snake becomes very long, as sooner or later the participants will begin to get confused.
Script for a comic skit for a pensioner “Broken Heart”
Either luck or bad luck,
“WAITING WALL” came to visit us!
First colleague (addressing the hero of the day, laments) Oh, yes, why are you leaving us, red sun, light... (name of the hero of the day)?! Oh yes, why did you decide to leave us?! Oh, and there was something, and oh, yes, there is something that I can learn from you now, your priceless experience will always come in handy! Yes, you, like a dear mother, looked after your colleagues, were an unspoken mentor, but our affairs with you grew uphill, and did not slide downhill. Yes, our team seemed to be riding along a smooth path, not jumping through potholes, and not jumping over potholes of stupidity. Yes, you and I were not afraid of government papers or quitrents, nor were we afraid of robbers in the dark business forests. Yes, we lived behind you, as if behind a stone wall, we didn’t bother, yes, we cracked strict checks with your wisdom like seeds, yes, gratitude flowed to us like a river, yes, everyone in the area respected us (Takes out a small handkerchief and begins to use it, as if to wipe away tears)
Second colleague (to the first): Is it possible to wipe away tears of regret with THIS (speaks with irony, pressing on this word) small handkerchief?! (he then speaks solemnly, chanting, wailing, and addressing the hero of the day). After all, what kind of specialist retires!? Oh, how much he knows, yes, oh, how much he means in our team! Treats colleagues with kindness, knows how to both demand and sympathize (again edifyingly, addressing the first colleague) This is the kind of scarf you need to take! (And with pathos he takes out a huge handkerchief and begins to use it, as if to wipe away his tears)
Third colleague (addressing the first and second with reproach): Yes, can you find a suitable handkerchief for the number of tears that the bosses shed over the departure of such a wonderful employee?! Look (points to the bottle) after all, how many bitter ones they have cried! And all because the separation from such a wonderful professional is irreparable and inevitable! (Shakes his head sadly and meaningfully shows the bottle of tears again)
The fourth colleague (addressing all three colleagues, says meaningfully): Yes, is it really about the TEARS?! (waves his hand doomedly) The HEART (speaks with emphasis on this word) of our team with her departure (name of the hero of the day) broke. We collected it piece by piece and put it in a box (shows everyone the box with the “board game”). And so that you (name of the hero of the day) remember us more often (addresses the hero of the day), we wrote something on each fragment of this “heart”. (Opens the box and takes out one “piece” from the box) From this photo (name of the hero of the day) a face you know is smiling, that’s how well he wrote for you (Reads out the wish written on the back of the photo).
