Cool congratulations on seeing off a man's retirement
Retirement, retirement – a glorious time!
Dancing and singing from night to morning! Time to be happy, contented with life, Time to fall in love and truly love! We congratulate you on your retirement. Your age is considerable, we all know that. You can't tell by looking that you are a pensioner. You are still an example for us in your work. We invite you to come to the club today. We want to see you retire there. Congratulations will be there for you. And your merits will be named. We wish you a good pension, so that you can live comfortably on vacation. Good health to you, and don’t relax. At the dacha, good luck, go fishing.
Youth flew by like a song. The day has come for you to rest. Don't be sad when you retire, this is not the end of the road. Today we wish you many calm and happy years, May you have good dreams, May the birds wake you up in the morning. Even if there are wrinkles on your face, Even if there is sometimes fatigue in your eyes, What can you do, like everyone else, Life has not been easy for you.
We wish you great happiness, good luck, May you gain strength and health at the dacha, May you be together with your grandchildren more often, May life only be sweeter for you in retirement!
Youth resounded with song! And it was like yesterday... Pension crept up unnoticed, - It’s time for a well-deserved rest. Days after days flew by - The carousel of endless worries, And the springtime round dance Someone's pipe finished playing. Life was not a honey cake, - It was full of work and worries. Maybe that’s why the gray hair is storming at your temples, Maybe that’s why you can’t sleep on a restless winter night, And in your sleep you dream of your youth, Carrying away what you’ve experienced.
Ah, human life - Film version. The years run by like a series, And in the future, retirement. The carriage is taking me south, trying to catch up with the clock... From under the wheels I suddenly hear: Everything is just beginning. Perhaps it’s true what they say, That retirement is not terrible - It’s a little boring, But not at all dangerous. This is probably true, But it’s hard for me to understand that they will make plans for the future without me. In the morning I don’t need to rush and chase the tram... I enjoy doing nothing, washing down the bitterness with tea.
You are still quite young at heart, Your posture and manners are still the same... That is why, with great reserve, We are letting you go... into retirement. And we know: in the coming years you will find a new impulse in life and come to us... sometimes, without being burdened by the thought of work!
How many books did you have to read to become as smart as our Vanya! In fact, he got by with one, the rest of the knowledge he gained from his own experience. So let's drink to never suffer from the way you have to earn your knowledge.
Without getting into the wilds, I’ll say this, guys: No offense to the zebra, Life is not striped! We can congratulate you and it’s not too early. Life, it seems, is like a baboon. It’s gray and ugly, but from the rear it’s red. Everything will be fine - Retirement will be wonderful!
So pension has come, it has finally found you. You worked for many years, and she came at lunchtime. Congratulations! What should you do? We need to drink away our pension. Well, about the same as a salary. This is accepted and sacred.
When retirement is not soon - Everyone dreams of relaxing. And when they retire, they begin to bend their backs. At the dacha, at home, in the garden, Like a squirrel spinning in a wheel. Having time to go to a sanatorium, and sometimes get married. Life will only begin in retirement, Let it be joyful. And never let loneliness look out of your window. Author: Tatyana Belyaeva
As we see you off to retirement, we envy you a little, raising a glass of champagne and a glass containing one hundred grams. We wish you happiness in retirement, less worries and hassle. We've already worked - that's enough, It's time to kick the bucket, people! Author: Natalya Shestaeva
In the kind eyes of a pensioner, you can see a pioneer. That mischievous sparkle is so sweet and funny. You are now a pensioner, not a worker, not a sapper, We will gladly congratulate you and glorify all your merits. Author: Yulia Struk
overcome with white envy I look at you with delight: How much will you be able to do with the first sovereign advance - Play in the casino little by little, party with the girls at the club... But who will pay taxes for all this joy? Author: Alexey Reznikov
In everyone's life there are very different Bright, personal, good holidays. Let's celebrate the holiday of retirement from work with fun, festivities and songs! A new life begins on this day, The back straightens proudly on this day! The soul is free, like a bird flies. A pensioner sounds proud! Author: Natalia Sukhomlin
All ranks are crossed out, All ranks are forgotten: At the moment of parting, Alas, we are all equal! Well, it's inevitable; So as not to reopen the wounds, Warmly, correctly, tenderly We want to see you off - So that when you go on vacation (Not to anywhere!), You always remember us, young, beardless! And don’t hold back your sighs! Believe me, at this hour We must congratulate you on the new era - Now you have time for your loved ones! We ask you to swear in front of everyone at this moment To come to us more often, While the century is at its height: You are ours! You are real! You are a nice person!
You were always busy with work, leaving almost no time for sleep. Now the main concern will be for you to spend your long vacation profitably. Not a year, not two, is measured out for you by fate, So that you can enjoy life to the fullest. Now your world is built around your family, in whose hearts you have long kindled love!
There are new additions to the ranks of pensioners. After all, you received this status, so accept our congratulations, May the sky be full of blue! May the sun be bright and radiant and make you happy, in spite of autumn, may your soul be light and pure, may your heart be calm and warm!
You were not lazy to work, you worked sparingly. And now it’s up to you to decide whether to relax or combine retirement with work. We congratulate you today and sincerely promise to love and respect you, and to visit you often.
You worked hard and were not lazy in your work. But the time has come to start your life from scratch. You have become a pensioner – a great example for others. Feel free to enjoy life! Smile to the wise years!
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Meeting the guests
2 toast ___________________________
Thoughts on who arrived on what
We ______________________ present a retirement apron.
He is an indicator of the start of a new life. They sewed special pockets on it. And they decided to explain their meaning:
1. Pocket number one, gets on your nerves: Pension pocket. A pension for work is a reward, and a big pocket is a joy. The pension is hanging out in him, and it’s hard to believe that it doesn’t end!
2. The second pocket is not so big. Pocket for gifts for grandchildren. Don't put gifts in the chest. To treat your grandchildren, keep them in your pocket at the ready.
3. The third pocket is like a trap for a stash. Hide it far, hide it deep, so that no one finds it, so that no one takes it away!
4. Pocket fourth, the most worn. Pocket for glasses. Put your glasses in your pocket, and don’t try to use them often. Resist vision loss.
5. Fifth pocket, for seed bags. Pocket for individual work activities. Sow your garden. Harvest the harvest. Without pickles and preserves, retirement will not be paradise.
6. Pocket six - time to rest. Pocket for seeds. Sitting on a bench, click the seeds. You retired, you found extra time. Wear ______________ apron and don’t take it off, treat your friends to tea! Now you have a free life: Ahead is the “free program”:
If you want, sleep, but if you want, have fun. If you want, starve, but if you want, get better (Only this task is difficult to complete: Eating a lot of fat is impossible today!) If you want, open a cooperative, If you want, travel, taking out a letter of credit.
Both Monaco and Valencia are waiting for you (If you have income other than a pension!) If you want, watch a movie in the morning, Or open the window wide and hula-hoop for hours.
If you don’t want to “twist”, lie down. Now you can relax peacefully, love, make friends, walk at night (after all, you can sleep in the morning!) and see friends more often, and read different books!
3 toast ________________________________
Competition by choice
PENSION CERTIFICATES with the following comment. You must make this certification yourself. On the front side write who it was given to, and on the other side the following wish:
Once you receive the book, take care of it - They won’t give you money without a book, oh my! Be a girl at heart, Jump like a goat, But respect this little book because you can travel without taking a ticket.
If you want, you’ll fold your arms, If you don’t have the desire to go to work And break your back. Just what will you buy for a bite?
When you receive your pension, you will live for five days and rush off singing the song Work hard again! They give us such a pension for a reason - So that we never grow old, friends!
For this concern of Dear Authorities, we will not leave work until our last days!!!
Cool congratulations to a man on his retirement
Our dear (name, patronymic)! On the significant day of your retirement, we would like to wish you to always remain the same wonderful person that we have all come to know you! May your health be strong, your family friendly, and your wife beloved. May your children and grandchildren be healthy, and may good luck never leave you throughout your life!
So the gray hair fell on the hair, Like white frost on the path. The long-awaited time for retirement has arrived, and we give you a big spoonful of happiness! Now it’s time for you to rest, And the grandchildren have been waiting for their grandfather, We say beautiful words, And there is still a sea of wishes left. We wish you to live a very long time, health and luck to boot, and drink a bottle of cognac at least once a month. Also, a car and a dacha by the sea!
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart on your transition to retirement. I would like to wish you, regardless of the years and time, to remain a strong and courageous man, I wish you true happiness in life and brave ideas, I wish you good health and unconditional good luck, I wish that your pension is enough for all your planned activities and ideas.
My friend, today you are the main role, And, sure enough, at work you were congratulated, and you, like a king, sat on the only throne. It’s clear that it’s sad, but here’s a congratulations that will suddenly lift your spirits: Now you’re free for new roads, And your ardor is unlikely to cool down!
It is very difficult for us to part with you, you were our support and stronghold. Without help and life advice, Without you, a month will be like a year. Even though the years are long, we still believe that old age cannot get close to you. Let there be congratulations this evening, and joy in warm dishes and words.
Your path is not easy and thorny. You honestly deserve your rest. A glass of sparkling champagne. You lived your life with honor. Friends, colleagues and relatives Everyone with whom I worked, with whom I was friends They are living witnesses It was not for nothing that he lived his life. Although my soul is not much sad, But you were always ahead, After all, the clouds were gathering thickly. You managed to get through it all.
Even though your temples are upturned by snow, And the song of labor has been sung, But the fire of life is seething in you, Another work awaits. What peace is there when the grandchildren are already tired of waiting for grandfather, and your golden hands are also needed at the dacha. Health, strength and luck, good harvests to you, so that the bite will be successful at dawn, and come visit us!
You somehow immediately became more dignified and began to look younger. These are miracles in honest company! That, brothers, is what a pension can do! It is not the weight of years, but the parachute of freedom that you will feel behind your shoulders today, And from now on, let the years not bother you, And you will feel the beauty of retirement yourself!
Well, here she is, her job, She will live on her own in the morning, I wanted something to go to the sea - So it’s time to retire! Work is useful, but not too much, And I would like to get rid of work even as a boy, Only there is another limit. The serious result has been summed up, the holiday broke out by chance, greet your first day of retirement as expected!
I wish you new hobbies, Let serenity and peace fill your minutes, Untainted by vanity, In retirement you will have freedom to waste your free time, You probably took a lot from life - I wish you more!
Your thoughts are full of experience, But the time has come, That it’s time to retire, And throw off the burden of work. Rest your soul properly, and don’t forget about your body either. Joy, good luck. Live with a dream. Buy a country house.
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Guest introduction
Wonderful charm, tenderness, grace for the hero of the occasion, for the charming one, your ovation!!
Let's prolong the wonderful moments For the husband (wife), your applause!
This evening, the pleasant excitement of the guests of honor is the performance. We have a lady present here. Sister __________________! Cousins () Are here Now there will be a storm of applause in the hall!
There is always peace in your soul when your sons (daughters) are next to you. Mom (Dad) have them very good, let's clap our hands for that
And now I’ll tell you more simply: Your beloved daughters-in-law will congratulate you on the holiday. They are all here and waiting for applause too!
And for his grandmother (grandfather), on such a beautiful day, the grandchildren are here, now gathered. They've been waiting for applause. And now let's greet the matchmakers together! We really need their presence.
I would like to introduce you to my wonderful, devoted friends!!! They are also waiting for applause. Show yourself where you are!
Now let's clap our hands. and to all the guests, good luck to you!
Congratulations on seeing off your retirement
... And if the age is retirement We will say in unison - nonsense! When you are young in soul and heart, What years can there be! It’s not easy to live such a life, in the circle of family, in the circle of friends. We wish you to meet ninety. Don’t get sick, don’t grow old for a long, long time, good, steely health And know that we are always with you. Live in the world for a long time, Dear, loved one, Live without sadness, don’t get sick, Don’t grow old in your soul and heart, Live happily and brightly. It’s calm and warm with you.
You have lived your life with dignity, you have achieved everything through your own labor, today we are seeing you off to retirement, you look just fine. We wish you good health, happiness, more holidays, pleasant communication. You are always welcome, come visit us. We wish you good luck in all matters.
Your contribution to the development of everything that is now growing and thriving on earth is invaluable. Therefore, no matter where you go, all the people value and respect you. Retire, friends, Passing the baton to the younger ones, We swear: we will not let you down, it’s not in vain that Labor will be ours and your continuation! We wish you health, vigorous strength, Olympic records on the court, worthy grandchildren, earthly joys, and greenery in your pockets and in the garden!
We saw you off for the first time Only when we left. Days and months passed, you worked as best you could. And today, on the second day, we will accompany you home. An example for an enterprise is our dear pensioner.
Sadness and letters from someone will be forgotten, Milestones will replace mirages, But the first path with the name “Work” will remain with us for the rest of our lives. Love will leave us, friends will be occupied by worries, Children will be taken away by the world - it belongs to them, But the first line with the title “Work” will remain with us for the rest of our lives. Even if something is missing from the list of victories, It doesn’t suit us, my friend, to grieve, After all, the first sadness with the name “Work” will remain with us for the rest of our lives. When we leave for unknown heights, a sparkling trail lies behind us in the sky. And the first love with the name “Work” will remain with us for the rest of our lives.
Short congratulations on seeing off your retirement.
As we see you off to retirement, We are a little sad, We want to confess our respect for you and our love for you. We are accustomed to your help and advice, so you know! But we can handle it, don’t worry, feel free to rest at home!
Let the song of labor be sung, Your head covered with gray hair, Life goes on without slowing down, Life is still right in everything. We wish you health, light, rest, happiness in everything, so that, warmed with warmth and joy, peace and home may be desired for you...
They say that old age is inevitable, the one that extinguishes our dreams, but age is hardly an obstacle to it, it’s too early to draw the line. Let your soul still burn, May you rejoice in every day, May your children and grandchildren come more often for soulful tea at your native light.
Retirement age is a time of wisdom. Until now you have been carrying a heavy burden. Now you can forget about work. Dedicate all your time only to your grandchildren. Laugh, enjoy life, do what you love in life, And so that you don’t forget us, invite us to visit you more often.
You are leaving... You are still leaving After so many fruitful years... You don’t take your eyes off the familiar walls, And they... They are silent in response! Well, go with God! Delay will not save you or us from emptiness. And there is no point in our congratulations - It would be better if you stayed now...
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Cool congratulations on your retirement
Now the time has come for you to retire to a well-deserved rest and peace. It's time to take off your work robe, like a burden, and float with the flow, following the river of time. We wish you success with all our hearts, more joy, brightness, and laughter. And let your grandchildren not forget you, entertain you, kiss you and respect you. ©
Congratulations on your retirement, your years of work have not been in vain. Don't be alone in the old house, Your soul. Rejoice, sing along with the guitar! I wish you health and strong love, so that time inspires you again. Strive, scream with happiness and go, into the arms of a fairy tale and a blanket of success. ©
We hug you tightly and wish you many years to come. Congratulations on your retirement. Let the quartet sing in your honor. Let love be a gift to you, For your efforts and successes. Rejoice, laugh and live brightly, Forget about grief and memory interference. ©
Thank you and congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. We honor you and therefore wish that love and happiness rush into your home. More fun acquaintances for you. No less joy and warmth, Let there be fewer dark spots, In the soul, in fate. Happiness and cleanliness to you! ©
We congratulate you with all our hearts, you have shown yourself to the world very well. Don’t let retirement torment you, because life is broad for everyone personally. We are grateful to you, live in love, And enjoy freedom and happiness. May your destiny be filled with passion, and may you take part in this. ©
We wish you happiness, we wish you well, Retirement is an event! We congratulate you on success, warmth, health, love and arrival of grandchildren. Try not to waste time, Live happily, richly and brightly. The dawn shines for you in the morning, And let the children embrace you warmly. ©
We congratulate you and wish you radiant happiness, After all, you have retired, joy, smiles and overnight, you have found love for yourself. May the days be brighter for you, and may the stars shine brighter. Be happy, be kinder, And fun flutters over you. ©
So it has come, a turning point, When fate grants you freedom, And you don’t have to work if you’re lazy, And be a free bird, either into fire or into water. We congratulate you on your retirement and wish you only bright days, We wish you troubles at home with tea, So that life is calmer and wiser. ©
May we find joy in simple songs, May this sweet verse bring happiness, Seeing off retirement is no, not a trifle. For this we will drink wine and cognac. Let's raise our glasses, and let this toast of ours thunder to the most invisible stars. So that wine flows like a river, so that happiness comes like a mountain. And, of course, open the door to joy. For life in ecstasy, for peace and dawn, For luck to nod in response. Nowadays sorrows don’t knock sometimes - So let’s drink to that and eat some caviar. ©
What brought you the respect of your colleagues was how honestly you worked all your life. The debt is paid, and the running slows down. Your experience was useful to the young people. You have received your right to take a break from worries and affairs. And now you will do everything that you did not have time to do before. You will start growing orchids, sing in the choir, study the Internet, and, of course, you will learn to finally dance the waltz.
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Cool congratulations on your retirement
So retirement has arrived, it has brought rest and joy, more sleep and less sadness, and your health will be better! You will walk in the garden, you will read more, you will play sports, and plunge into carelessness! You will be happier now, There will be more strength now, Congratulations from the bottom of my heart, May your dreams come true! Look, don’t be discouraged, don’t get bored at work, relax and have fun, enjoy your new life!
You're retired, hooray! Now don’t get up in the morning, don’t get tired the whole day, don’t yawn at work. We would like to wish you not to waste time, it is better to relax more often, visit friends and loved ones. And strengthen your health, develop your hobbies, fill your days with meaning, carry out your plans! Congratulations! May you have joy every hour, May you have success in your endeavors. May you be the happiest of all!
Congratulations on moving into retirement. Now in life there is stable and constant wealth, for which at one time a lot of effort and hard work was given. I wish you not to be bored in retirement, do interesting things, devote yourself to family and friends, find time for a wonderful holiday and joyful holidays of the soul.
We wish you more rest. And so as not to bother yourself, it’s better for you to have slaves, so that everyone is ready for the job. Let there be a large pension: triple or quadruple. Such that you yourself even have a room with money. So that Health moves with leaps and bounds behind you. May everything be fine with you, and may your happiness be limitless.
Now the demobilization has already arrived, After all, you have plowed yours. You devoted so many years and so many winters to your work! And now, with a pure soul, relax with your family. Hobbies, cottages, entertainment - there is time for everything. Live in pleasure. The world, perhaps, look. You are strong, full of strength, you will give all the young people a head start! Now accept congratulations with enthusiasm!
Oh, how many wonderful, interesting moments your pension prepares for you when it comes! No need to go to work, Get up in the morning, hurry, Down with business, worries, It's time to live in peace! We congratulate you on your retirement and wish you many years to come! Love, health, happiness, Live happily, without troubles!
I so wanted to part with my worries, And now suddenly my soul is in doubt. You have worked all your life on the run, the measured step is unusual... This confusion will disappear, as the “deserved path” begins. But there will be just as much worry, only a little more time. Children, grandchildren, household chores will make you forget about yourself again. We know from your experience how to rush through life at full speed. And therefore we ask in advance: Come here to relax! Good luck! Don't say goodbye - goodbye! Happy golden years to you!
A wonderful reward awaits you today, After all, you don’t need to rush to work, There’s a whole lot of free time - What could be better? What could be cooler? You can safely be proud of yourself and enjoy such a sweet life. Today we see you off on vacation, we wish you all the best in life!
Glory and greetings to the new pensioners! To those who have joined the ranks of pensioners, Let the world applaud today, And all doors will open to a new world! Let life not be limited to a table, a favorite sofa and a pillow, you can swim, ride a horse together, dance with your girlfriend! There is a time to take your grandchildren to the theater or museum, to ride on a paraglider in the sky, let life be more pleasant, more fun, so that you never want to stop!
Congratulations on your retirement, may life become a little more wonderful. Rest at least a little, you deserve it. How many years have you spent in your work, how much effort have you put into it? You can take a calm, quiet break from the routine and look at the world with new eyes again. Don't worry about anything. Remember, it’s not for nothing that you worked for years, we are grateful to you.
A cool event in life - now you are already a pioneer, And so that you don’t get bored, a new door will open, To a relaxed life without work, no need to rush in the morning, Go wherever you want, while walking, call as many friends as you want! I wish that this time will only benefit you, and that it will bring you new friends, good luck, and happiness. Let everyday life not be boring, but let it be even more fun on holidays, and let this world become colorful, more beloved and sweeter!
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Oath of a young pensioner
Leading
: Today we accept our ……….. into the society of pensioners (
name of state
) and take an oath from her:
I, a young pensioner of _________ (name of country), joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, moderate drinkers and non-drinkers, poking my nose everywhere, solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be of sound spirit and sound body Don’t let yourself be knocked down by the wind, illness, or drunkenness.
She):
I swear!
Leading
:
Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs. Walk confidently along any road! I swear!
Leading
:
Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears. Don’t give in to sadness, illness, or cold! I swear!
Leading
:
Drink only with friends, and then little by little. Always find a path to the house. I swear!
Leading
: Dear ___________________! We accept you into the ranks so that you will not know trouble. Don’t get sick, don’t be discouraged, eat more, sleep better. Be cheerful and don’t swear, never worry. Young so that a pensioner can do everything and manage to do everything. To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of honorary pensioner. And when you are a hundred, we will set this table again!
Competitions, costume show
Competition by choice
There is another OATH OF A YOUNG PENSIONER Ved.: Today we accept our……….. into the society of pensioners of Russia and take an oath from her: I, a young pensioner of Russia, joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, moderate drinkers and non-drinkers, sticking my nose everywhere, I solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be in a sound spirit and a sound body. Do not allow yourself to be brought down by either the wind, or illness, or drunkenness. Jubilee: I swear! Ved.: Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs. Walk confidently along any of the roads. Jubilee: I swear! Ved.: Be sharp with your tongue, eyes and ears. Do not give in to sadness, illness, or cold! Jubilee: I swear! Ved.: Drink only with friends, and then little by little. Always find a path to the house. Jubilee: I swear! Ved.: Dear………………………. ! We accept you into the ranks so that you will not know trouble. Don’t get sick, don’t be discouraged, eat more, sleep better. Be cheerful and don’t swear, never worry. Young so that a pensioner can do everything and manage to do everything. To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of honorary pensioner. And when you are a hundred, we will set this table again! Advice for a young pensioner
Have you retired? Congratulations and envy! Use our tips to get incredible pleasure from it. First of all, go to the hardware store and buy the biggest hammer you can. Ask why? That's right, it's better to buy a sledgehammer or a two-pound weight. Bring it home and slowly start hitting the alarm clock, saying: “Well, you bastard, now you’ll know how to mock!” Then lay out the sofa, move the refrigerator next to it and sleep for a week, getting up only when nature calls. After you've slept, go outside. Go to a store where there have been no queues for a long time, and, having personally convinced yourself that your pension is still not enough for anything, do not buy anything. Take your phone into the bathroom and talk for hours, floating up and down into the fragrant light foam, like a mermaid (option for women) or like a submarine (option for men). Grandchildren call, children ask for money, strangers bother you, and you say to them: “Hello! What am I doing? I’m lying in the bath.” Then call the doctor at home and, when he’s still at the door, he sarcastically asks: “Are you counting on the ballot?” Proudly answer: “I don’t care about this ballot!” And then take it anyway, but don’t go close it, let them worry about how to write it off! Finally, watch the live broadcast from the next meeting of the State Duma, and with health benefits. To do this, you need to sit in a chair, turn on the TV, turn off the sound, close your eyes, and you will have the same effect as from Kashpirovsky’s session. And put flowers in a jar of water charged from the transmission as a memory of the glorious labor past. You can try to voice the decisions of the Duma yourself, where the President will hear the high figures of your new pension, a specific day for the free distribution of cars (one to each pensioner), even if only domestically produced, for your selfless work for the good of the Motherland. The rest can be thought out as you wish. But seriously, a pensioner is also a position. Grandchildren will come and again no personal life! Therefore, I would like to amend the law on pensions: “Everyone is allowed to take a year of pension at a time convenient for him and upon request.” After all, life is given to a person once, and you want to live it well, at least in retirement! At least one year!
CEREMONY “DEDICATION TO PENSIONERS” Presenter: Ring your glasses on Anniversary nights. We are guests of the holiday, we want to perform. The era of the Bright Years is approaching - Become a pensioner Always be prepared! With joyful laughter, With the song of friends, You celebrate a big anniversary! The time has come for the Great Years. Become a pensioner Always be prepared! The hero of the day, And you look like nothing Lose a couple of years Be ready! -Always ready!
“You’re retiring,” everyone at the table says. Have happy dreams there Be prepared! -Always ready!
To live on your pension, you must be friends with your diet! Eat cake with your pension. Are you ready to invite us all? -Always ready!
Compress your retirement day to the limit, and don’t sit idle for hours. So that after six there is nothing left to do, are you ready for this? -Always ready!
Our hero of the day became an example, you have become an excellent pensioner!
Of course, it is necessary and important to start with the design. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a banquet hall or an apartment, everything should have a festive look. It wouldn’t be a bad idea to hang photographs of the future pensioner on the walls, or make one large collage poster. Also, don’t forget about balloons and ribbons, paper garlands and lights. The second stage of preparing the holiday is musical accompaniment. Here it is necessary not only to take into account the taste of the person retiring, but also the age characteristics of the invitees. Next, according to the menu plan, the seating of the guests, and now, almost everything is ready.
Characters
: Presenter, Presenter, guests.
Props
: gifts for competitions, a “Happy Retirement” diploma, cards with phrases, a bag, pieces of paper with the names of songs, a bag.
The guests are seated, the future pensioner sits at the head of the table.
Presenter: Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, I’m glad to see everyone, I’m friends, The reason for the meeting is excellent, Pension has arrived, hurray!
Presenter: (Full name of the hero of the occasion), Today all the lights are for you, And at this moment, and at this hour, I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, May your dreams come true!
Presenter: The first toast, to the venerable management, because you, like no one else, know our esteemed (full name of the hero of the occasion).
(Management says)
Presenter: Today’s evening promises to be interesting, and now, I would like to start by presenting an honorary diploma to the honorable (full name of the hero of the occasion)
.
I warn you, this is not an easy confirmation of your pension, it is a kind of ticket to a new life, and a solemn reminder of the path traveled (hands over a diploma)
.
The diploma should be humorous. For example, it should say the following: The diploma is awarded (full name of the hero of the occasion)
, for excellent mastery of the following vital disciplines: - Mathematics - excellent (mastery of your finances, in particular nest eggs, thorough); - Geography - excellent (in any condition and under any circumstances finds the way home); - Russian language - excellent (can easily agree on everything); — Music is good (not a bad game on the nerves of loved ones and colleagues). Based on the above disciplines, we can say with confidence that we are ready for the next stage - retirement!
Presenter: We worked so hard, it’s time to rest, The years have flown by quickly, But a pension is necessary in life, And you can’t go anywhere without it!
Presenter: You know, (names the year when the hero of the occasion went to first grade)
in one of the ordinary schools, there was one smart, intelligent boy, with very kind eyes and a big heart.
He grew, developed, became a person and made his own plans. In (the year of entering the institute)
, everything became obvious and understandable.
Dreams appeared that needed to be quickly realized, ambitions, aspirations, and now, after a long search, that same smart boy came to (name of organization)
.
Then it was (the year of starting work)
, excitement, fear, mastering a new activity, meeting colleagues and a long-awaited salary. Everything is the same as everyone else, everything is the same as always, but one thing made it different from the others (names the main quality of the hero of the occasion). And here it is, the long-awaited retirement, on which your colleagues rush to congratulate you.
(A short slide show can be shown here if the establishment has a projector)
Presenter: I would like to know now how you will congratulate, But, I will complicate the task, And I will order a rhyme for you!
Competition "Rhyme-making"
. From all those present, 5-6 participants are selected and given one rhyme. The task is to come up with a greeting. Time spent 1 minute. Then everyone reads out the results and the best one will receive a prize. The winner will be determined by applause.
Rhyme options: 1) I hasten to congratulate you on your retirement, And wish you well...
2) So the pension has come, it has brought happiness and rest...
3) The event is important, you can’t argue with it, I need a pension, my friend, to fall in love...
4) Happy retirement to you, hurray, The years have passed so quickly...
Presenter: All congratulations are beautiful and special, but it seems to me that it’s time to read out my congratulations to family members!
Presenter: Congratulations, this is of course good, but how about we praise our (full name of the hero of the occasion)
?
Competition "Praise me, praise me."
5-6 participants are selected. Everyone must say a laudatory adjective based on the given letter of the leader. The one who names the most will win. For repetition - elimination.
(The presenter offers a drink for all the positive and mentioned qualities)
Presenter (addresses the hero of the occasion)
: But tell me, what do you think you will do in retirement?
(After answer)
Presenter: It’s probably good to be retired, You walk in the garden, relax on the sofa, In retirement, there’s no fuss, it’s easy, The whole day is filled with dreams. There is time for yourself and for your family, And you don’t have to get up early in the morning, If you want, draw, read, write poetry, Or even memoirs.
Advance preparation is required. You need to write on the cards the continuation of the phrase “I will retire,” put them in a bag, and have the host of the event pull out one at a time and read it out. You will need: cards with phrases, a bag.
Example phrases. In retirement I will... 1. ... knit socks and scarves; 2. ... read the magazine “Murzilka”; 3. ... discuss fashionistas at the entrance; 4. ... ring the neighbors doorbell and run away; 5. ... listen to music loudly, setting the rhythm for the neighbors; 6. ...dress fashionably and seduce local old ladies; 7. ... play football with local kids; 8. ... learn to be a hacker; 9. ... do nothing and just enjoy life.
Presenter: (Offers a drink so that everything will be so, after which a 15-minute dance break is announced)
Presenter: I announce a musical break! Dear friends, you will agree that there is no holiday without a song, so I propose that it is not easy to sing, but also to get the opportunity to win a small but pleasant prize.
Competition "Song".
Requires preparation. First, put pieces of paper with the names of the songs in a bag and mix. Several participants are selected. Everyone pulls out a piece of paper and gets their song. The task is to “show” the song without words. You cannot make sounds, hum tunes, you need to use gestures to explain which song you got. When they guess right, sing. Time for each participant is no more than a minute. Whoever shows the fastest and guess whose song will win a prize. You will need: pieces of paper with the names of the songs, a bag.
Song options: 1. And someone went down the hill; 2. I got drunk and drunk; 3. A Christmas tree was born in the forest; 4. My bunny (Kirkorov); 5. A million scarlet roses; 6. A stream flows, a stream runs; 7. Smoke from menthol cigarettes; 8. I'm lying in the sun; 9. The girls are standing on the sidelines; 10. We are not stokers, we are not carpenters. The list may be different.
Presenter: And now, I gladly give the floor to our honorable (full name of the hero of the occasion).
(The host of the event says to everyone who comes)
Presenter: You know what we forgot about, and we forgot about initiation into pensioners. The diploma was presented, congratulations were voiced, but the main thing was only now remembered! But fortunately I took care, prepared everything, all that remains is to voice it!
(The hero of the occasion reads out a comic oath)
Example: I swear that I will rest, I will not forget my friends, And sometimes I will be with them, I will even drink some balm! I swear to wander, walk and sleep, I swear not to look for work, I swear that I will laugh, and I will enjoy life! I swear I will run every evening, Go to meet my friends, I swear I will not lose heart, I am ready to become a pensioner!
(The oath may be different)
Presenter: This is all good, but since (full name of the hero of the occasion)
, we have no experience on how to behave in retirement, we decided to take care of this and stocked up on advice!
(The floor is given to friends who have already retired. Can be performed as ditties)
Congratulatory person 1: I retired, now I don’t know what I should do better, I read books!
Congratulatory person 2: I go to the store three times a day, that’s right, There’s news and gossip, And a beer barrel!
Congratulatory 1: Don’t be afraid of pensions, friend, You’ll like it here, They’ll pour some balm here, Good health!
Congratulatory person 2: Sometimes I’m retired, Sometimes I get bored, But as soon as I remember about work, I immediately let go!
(You can do without this part if you are not among the invited pensioners)
The host announces a 10-15 minute dance break.
Presenter: I suggest you, friends, to remember the past, to tell stories, to revive the feast!
(Guests share funny stories related to the hero of the occasion)
Presenter: Not only warm words, They will decorate the holiday, a wonderful evening, Friends brought gifts, To honor retirement!
Presenter: Thank you all for this evening, I want to say on my own behalf, I wish you joy, happiness, Love your retirement. More rest, success, less troubles and fuss, Let the world embrace you, May your dreams come true!
Presenter: I join the wishes, And on my own behalf I want to say, May everything be wonderful for you, I wish you not to be bored!
Presenter: Until we meet again, the evening is over, But we will cherish in memory, The moment is so warm and beautiful, What a pity that time will flow...
If desired, you can add a few more to the script.
Victoria Gutnik
Scene “Seeing off to retirement”
Dear Maamites! I bring to your attention a scene for seeing off female employees on retirement. We saw off our manager.
Leading:
Attention! The solemn moment of our meeting is coming! Today the head of the Morozko kindergarten ___ will be initiated into Young Pensioners. This act is carried out on the initiative of the State Pension Fund of Russia. We invite its representatives.
Grandmothers come in to the beat of drums.
Stay where you are. One - two. Right. One - two. (one grandmother turns to the right, the other does not, and she turns her around)
As the French say: “ant und einzig zwei unt zwan-zig” - let’s get down to business.
Come out, our friend. Now we will publicly accept you into the society of pensioners.
Repeat after us (they hand over a scroll or a printed oath in a frame):
I, a young pensioner of Russia, joining the honorary society of working and non-working pensioners, moderate drinkers and non-drinkers, poking my nose everywhere, solemnly swear:
1. Be a worthy member of society, that is, always be in sound body and sound spirit. Don’t let yourself be brought down by either the wind, or your husband, or illness, or drunkenness. I swear!
2. Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs and walk along any road without support. I swear!
3. Be sharp with your tongue, eyes and ears. Do not give in to measles, sadness, or cold. I swear!
4. Make all your desires come true, since abstinence is dangerous at this age. I swear!
5. Drink to the bottom little by little, but do not lose the path to the house. I swear!
(When pronouncing the word “I swear!” the grandmother hits her forehead with a musical hammer.)
Well, well, our friend! From now on, you don’t have to work, but only advise, that is, point the finger.
Your pension will be paid in dollars and euros in ruble equivalent. Be calm, our friend. You will receive your pension regularly
-(To the guests.) And you all stay in peace!
Oath of the Young Pensioner
I, a young pensioner of Russia,
joining the honorary society of working and non-working pensioners,
in moderation for drinkers and non-drinkers,
poking their noses everywhere,
I solemnly swear:
1. Be a worthy member of society,
that is, to constantly be in a sound body and sound spirit.
Don’t let yourself be brought down by either the wind, or your husband, or illness, or drunkenness.
2. Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs and walk along any road without support.
3. Be sharp with your tongue, eyes and ears.
Do not give in to measles, sadness, or cold. I swear!
4. Make all your desires come true,
since at this age abstinence is dangerous. I swear!
5. Drink to the bottom little by little, but do not lose the path to the house.
If you are tasked with preparing a farewell ceremony for your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.
After all, seeing off retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.
Prepare a retirement scenario that will include funny ditties, games and skits.
Scenes for seeing off a woman’s retirement should be funny and cool, so that there is no regret that an important stage of life has been passed.
