I wish you red girls, To drive the blood through your veins, Various wines, vodkas and sherbets, What love on an empty stomach!
The profit figure will be decorated with a couple or three, even zeros. I wish you the jackpot with all my heart on this anniversary.
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I wish you pestilence and devastation, You receive summonses to court, Fire, all sorts of bad things, AVOID successfully in life!
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I’m a thieves SMS, I congratulate you very cool. Like, in kind, good luck, a yacht, a car and a dacha.
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My birthday boy is dear, precious! On this birthday, I wish you that all your friends are generous with their money, and give you a hundred thousand euros!
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Let everything that you planned, that you carried through the years, that you worked hard on, come true without difficulty. To be the first to lead! May you always be happy!
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We can’t tell you about our feelings for you, our dear birthday boy! So, instead of a long speech, let “cabbage” please you!
Short funny poems for a man on his anniversary
You are a wonderful person, always know this! Kind, high intelligence, There are answers to everything. Happy Birthday to You! Get high from life. Let friends and solid business be nearby.
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A trailer of health, a boat of luck, They are rushing at this moment for your birthday. And then the planes fly with luck, Get ready to start unloading your work!
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Your life will be like in a fairy tale, full of love and feminine affection. Let them get a raise at work, Let your salary be multiplied many times over, And let your vacation be 5 times a year, And every time you go to the resort!
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I wish you reliable business partners and hot sexual relationships! So that passionate chicks warm the bed and admire what a male you are!)
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I wish that today your main guest will be fun, and tomorrow you will not be bothered at all by a terrible hangover!
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So that women's smells only excite you And on the love front you receive medals!
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So that today your table is bursting with goodies, and in a friendly company there is an intimate conversation! May every joke be framed by a smile, And a beautiful violin play in your soul!
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Let the years rush by like crazy horses, But I wish to achieve harmony in everything! Let the smile on your lips not disappear, And let your beloved melt in your arms!
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Don’t look for an adventure today to the fifth point, So that in a year you will have to celebrate your birthday!
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May you drink vodka easily today, and in the evening there will be a beauty in bed!
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Happy anniversary, accept congratulations from me now, I wish you strong friendship, prosperity and love.
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May your wallet be full of Euros, dollars, rubles, I wish you to be a rich man on your anniversary.
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Always be a fighter in life, overcome all obstacles, I wish you bright victories on your beautiful anniversary.
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Congratulations on your anniversary, I wish you to be on the horse, May success be with you, guy, be on the same wavelength.
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I hasten to congratulate you on the holiday, you have become more experienced and wiser. I wish you new ups and downs on this bright anniversary.
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Be strong and strong in spirit, Don’t be depressed and don’t get sick, May your life be a bright start, let it be an honorable anniversary.
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Please accept congratulations, I wish you bright days, strength and prosperity on your anniversary.
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I want to wish you men's decisions on your anniversary. Let them become the guarantee of the embodiment of all ideas.
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Let the enthusiasm in a brave heart not weaken in the rhythm of life, I only wish to go forward, Congratulations on your anniversary.
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Please accept my wishes for peace and happiness on your anniversary. I wish you courage, strength, Conquest of frontiers!
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Friend, husband, nice colleague - I played many roles. I wish you to embody them perfectly on your anniversary.
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I sincerely congratulate you on your worthy anniversary. Live with faith in the best, Without regretting the past.
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Let the money flow into your pocket, Let the ladies be enraptured by the sight. I wish you to be lucky, congratulations on your anniversary.
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The profit figure will be decorated with a couple or three, even zeros. I wish you the jackpot with all my heart on this anniversary.
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The anniversary is a special round, It’s time to conquer your ring, Knock out all your troubles, I want to win.
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Congratulations on your anniversary, I wish you to succeed in everything: to do your work brilliantly, to please the lady of your heart.
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Please accept, birthday boy, congratulations on your anniversary. Let success, happiness, and new achievements await you ahead.
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What does a man need in life? The look of your beloved, the laughter of friends! I wish this simple happiness on my anniversary.
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You have already embodied many bright and big ideas. I wish you to continue in the same spirit on your anniversary.
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Here you are, guy, 20. Congratulations on your anniversary. I wish you to make your dreams and plans come true with brilliance.
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I wish you to live happily, to stand firmly on your ground, May they give you the wings of Your bright twenty-five!
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Three dozen for a man - This is the time for achievements. On this anniversary, I wish you glorious, bright achievements.
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You have conquered many heights. You are 35 wonderful. Congratulations on your anniversary. Be healthy and keep it up!
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You are forty years old today. Congratulations on your anniversary, I wish you to be the first, to dream and to believe from the bottom of my heart.
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On this anniversary, I wish you to expand your horizons. After all, you are strong and successful in your bright 45.
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Fate crowns you with gold today, hero of the day. Five tens! Congratulations! This is the height of your strength.
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You are an excellent student with us - life gives two A's! On my anniversary, I wish that all your dreams come true.
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Congratulations on your anniversary, I glorify Six Tens. Let your health not fail you, May your family give you warmth.
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I wish not to lose courage, strength, strength. I send congratulations on your anniversary on your 65th birthday.
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Seventy is a worthy age, This is a stellar anniversary. I wish you strength, health, bright and happy days.
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Be able to make all your cherished desires come true in life. I wish you to remain a nice guy on your anniversary.
Comic congratulations with gifts for a man's anniversary.
You shouldn’t show this gift to the birthday boy right away. First read the following terms to him:
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“If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.
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— If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls, you need one hundred percent vision.
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— If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.
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— If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them deeply, you need fresh breath.
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And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.
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- Not a single woman can resist you even if you are wearing slippers from our production!
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— Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for overworked feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.
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— Our slippers will be your best assistant in a delicate situation and will hide unpleasant surprises: be it holes in your socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.
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Let this charming drink cool you down in hot weather, but not quench your thirst for travel!
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Having watched cool TV series about truckers, we think that fuels and lubricants will also come in handy.
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Here in front of you is little Baby - naked. We need to dress him up. So that the child does not freeze.
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So that something else doesn’t happen, And the underwear doesn’t get wet from below, Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t happen to? In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers as a gift)
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And if a bad mood comes, how to calm a child down in an instant? Place a pacifier in your mouth so that you don’t scream, so that you know life and remain silent more (they give you a pacifier)
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We were thinking and wondering, the whole evening we were thinking: What does a person need after crossing the 50-year milestone?
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Is happiness in trinkets - In crystal vases, pillows? In a small dacha by the river, Or on a ring on your finger?
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The first “FOR FRIENDS” pocket! There is always a glass in it! And a stash to throw away when there’s nothing left to pour.
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Our third pocket is “PARENTS”. You call them day and night! And to always be in touch - You need to buy a card!
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And the fourth is “OUR CHILDREN” And keep a pocket for them! What do children need, guys? Well, of course, money.
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The fifth pocket here is “WORK” Our main concern! Buy yourself a travel card! Not one, but three at once.
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And the sixth pocket is “YOURS” The most affectionate, dear. Whatever you take from it, spend it on yourself with love. We didn’t skimp for you. We didn’t hide even a ruble.
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Accept a gift from us and remember us with a kind word. Happy birthday and wish you a rich life!
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Oh, what a cute hat, a treat for the men. But it seems out of season The hat is a summer style
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Well, I won’t give it away. But then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana) You look beautiful in a bandana, but somehow so playfully.
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No, let's go in order: We'll give you another hat. The connection with sports will be strong if we give a cap! (cap)
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Why do you need a cap these days? And it doesn’t sit firmly, Yes, and the color is not the theme at all, No, let’s give up this idea.
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Today he is not a troll. And of course he is a king. A headdress for the throne. This is a royal crown! (crown)
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This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bathhouse together - they read it in turns, if there are not many people, then two or three times.
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4. Be the happiest person in the world Be always among friends So that we all have to celebrate
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(If you arrange several surprises on this topic, then a comic meeting of the hero of the day, a bathhouse lover, will also come in handy. From this collection)
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You can wash the floors in it, you can milk cows, you can pick berries, burp after drinking, you can wash in the bathhouse with it, it will be useful there too, you can wash clothes in it, you can wash your butt. You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch.
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You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you And when it happens (50.60.) we will come to you again Prepare okroshka for us, and find more spoon We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back in its place. Congratulations on your anniversary, we all want to drink now Who’s from the pile, who’s from what, and we’ll drink from it.
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First: We give a friend a washcloth. Rub harder, we don’t mind, Unless you’re a fool - You’ll be as red as a lobster! (they give a washcloth) Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, brothers, he’s giving up the ghost!
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Second: We give a hat for curls And when there are no curls, Cover your bald head with a hat - You will be a bathhouse hero! (they give a bath cap) Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, but the park isn’t bad at all!
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Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames, then use this pumice stone, the English, ordinary guys, don’t scare your heels! (they give Penza) Together: Oh, uh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!
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Fifth: We will give this gang so that, if it is hot, I will sip beer from it, and remember this day! Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff!
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Sixth: If suddenly you’ve had too much and you’ve lost your parka too much, Our thermometer will show that, Maybe it’ll even go off scale! Together: Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom!
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It should be used then: a) when the soul requests it; b) when the soul aches; c) when the soul sings; d) after a bath or shower; e) if necessary; e) in special cases.
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Even though you are the hero of the day today, a laurel wreath will not shine for you. You’d better accept a bouquet of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)
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After a drink, have a snack - This is a very important matter. Here is a paper napkin instead of a sleeve (they give you a napkin)
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10. And the last thing - This is the last chord in today's anniversary! Well, now open it!
Short funny poems for a man's birthday
Grains of sand are seconds, moments pass! Today is your birthday! We wish you to always be a man, And even at the age of a hundred, to passionately love women!
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Happy Birthday! Be rich, happy from head to toe! Smile widely, And let life be easy!
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We wish that you always want to sleep, love and be able to! And on my birthday, what I wished would come true as soon as possible!
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We want to pull your ears! We'll eat all the treats today! Let's have a drink and a snack! We wish you good health, because we congratulate you on your birthday!
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On your birthday I wish: Let the children not be hooligans, Let the wife be obedient, Let the mother-in-law be the best!
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Feel yourself only younger every year, Although the age in your passport, alas, cannot be erased! We are not allowed to return to childhood, but still, on your birthday I wish you not to grow old!
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The older you get, the better, the more attractive! You are gold, a treasure, Smart, beautiful, attentive! On your birthday I wish you smiles and fun, love and inspiration, good luck and luck!
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Cars and war games are all a thing of the past, But still, birthday boy, dream about good things! Let everything work out easily, quickly, simply! Family happiness, career growth!
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It is not Mercedes that adorns a man, but strong words, actions, intelligence and honor! But it won’t hurt on your birthday, After all, it’s always better when you have a car!
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I wish you a lot of strength, moral and physical! May your birthday be fun and fantastic!
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A sultry brunette, a fragile blonde, or maybe a redhead will melt a piece of ice in your heart? I wish you on your birthday, finally, that you will lead at least someone down the aisle!
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Mom is expecting grandchildren from you, projects are expected at work! Well, I wish you joyful moments on your birthday!
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Since your birth you have gained weight, and now you have become such an interesting man! Now you have not three kilograms of happiness, but thirty times more! Not an ounce of flaws!
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Remain so delightful and with an amazing character! On your birthday, be the most joyful! I'll give you a sweet kiss!
Congratulations to a man on a joke
A man has always been adorned with Intelligence, strength, good deeds... Of these virtues, Fate has hardly bypassed you in any way. We wish you many years of health, in moments of sadness, do not grieve, find support for happiness in the family, always, in everything, be a man!
I wouldn’t forget to congratulate you today... But how can you forget here?! You constantly remind us of yourself with this radiant smile, this sparkling humor, this piercing gaze. Congratulations!
It's good that you didn't give in to the temptation not to celebrate this holiday. Of course, everything is expensive, there is no time, etc. But a holiday is a holiday. Congratulations!
Was it just my imagination, or is it your holiday? It's hard to understand at first glance, because you're always in a festive mood. I wish you to remain as cheerful, joyful and friendly! Congratulations!
Let life be filled with dreams, Successes, wonderful deeds, Good and kind people, Take all the best from it! It’s probably not without reason that they consider life a wonderful gift.
You are like fire in my destiny: You came, you saw, you conquered, You surrounded me with warm attention, And you melted the ice on my heart. My whole life is now a flight! And sometimes I don’t understand: Am I in a dream or in reality?
I wish you to live many years, maintain health and vigor! I wish you to have friends, and to be able to do a lot in life! I wish you to become happy, love, laugh and dream!
May your life boil and seethe in a continuous stream of holidays and light! So that you always have what you want and there would be nothing for it!
I wish you happiness and goodness, So that life is as bright as day, So that only joy, without worries, Crosses your threshold. Be always young, beautiful, Friendly, cheerful, sweet, Desired, kind and simple, Always loved and dear!
Be always happy in life, And the years will last up to a hundred years. May illness and old age never knock on your doors. Let there be no place for anxiety, And sadness goes away, May your car always find safe roads.
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Short Funny Birthday Greetings
Becoming a top model is extremely difficult: You have to be of the right height, You have to be of unearthly beauty - Well, almost like me and like you!
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I wish you happiness and smiles, Love, mutual understanding! And fifteen gold fish, so that all your wishes come true!
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Please accept our congratulations, a piece of our warmth. We wish you good health, comfort, happiness and goodness.
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Let's put jokes aside, it's time for great things! For your birthday, spill the bottle equally!
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So that you can eat and drink, So that you want and can, So that everywhere and everywhere you can be with someone and be where. So that there is a sip in the glass of wine for me too!
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Let all adversities go away, And let sorrows go away, May your years bring only joy to you, (name).
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On your birthday, I will become a cool athlete and become a Candidate Master in Lifting Glasses!
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I wish you reliable friends and health, because sometimes we lack this so much. And you can buy everything else with money. Which I also wish for you!
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May you always have cash. What you spend it on is a personal matter. Perhaps you will buy a house, a car, a dacha, and then treat your friends for change!
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I wish you pestilence and devastation, You receive summonses to court, Fire, all sorts of bad things, AVOID successfully in life!
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May every moment in life be beautiful, And may fate protect you from troubles, May your day be constantly clear, Peaceful sleep and joyful dawn!
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Another year has passed Your young, blossoming life. May every day, every month to come bring you only happiness!
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Today is your birthday, which means you need to have a blast! After all, you will have a whole year to recover a little!
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Call your friends, party to the fullest We will celebrate your birthday And even if the mugs become empty, we will not stop congratulating you!
