NAMED DECREE ON THE OCCASION OF THE ANNIVERSARY (FULL NAME), BORN IN THE CITY...
For a sensitive attitude towards family, friends and relatives, for loyalty, for impeccable and long-term work for the benefit of the Fatherland and in connection with ... the anniversary, friends, relatives and numerous well-wishers decided: 1. (Full name) to award a commemorative anniversary medal and command her (him) good health, happy and joyful days in life and all kinds of prosperity. 2. The medal is awarded in a solemn atmosphere, in the circle of family and friends at a festive table, organized at the expense of the hero of the day. 3. The medal is given the best place in the apartment and a special carpet is purchased so that the medal can be viewed by all neighbors and those simply interested who have not been awarded such medals. This Decree was made in the capital city of Moscow, approved in the ancient city..., along the street..., palace (house), mansion (apartment). Winter 20__... year, month..., date... We certify fidelity and authenticity (signatures of all those present)
STATUTE OF THE MEDAL 1. The medal is a masterpiece of art from the second half of the 20th century and a unique relic.
2. Technical data: weight - ..., diameter - ..., thickness - ..., supply voltage 220 V with a frequency of 50 Hertz, number of donnings - unlimited.
3. Procedure and operating conditions. The medal consists of the medal itself, the wearer, and holes for putting it on. In order to put on a medal, you need to take it by the donning and stick your head into the contour formed by the medal and the donning so that the donning catches on the part of the torso connecting the head to the body. The medal should be placed on the upper front of the torso with the front side facing out. The user of the medal must make a happy and solemn expression on his face. The bottom edge of the medal should coincide with the top of the belly of the hero of the day. The recipient wears the medal, as a rule, at home on the days of family celebrations, namely: - on the days of weddings of both the recipients themselves and their loved ones; — on the birthdays of both the recipients themselves and their loved ones; - on days of receiving a salary, winning a lottery, etc., etc.
4. So that the medal does not lose its appearance, and the hero of the day does not lose his dignity, every year on his birthday the medal should be washed with alcoholic drinks of domestic and foreign spills, but with good Russian snacks.
5. The recipient of this medal has the right to: - carry out all instructions and orders of the spouse; - for free travel in the cars of your son-in-law and friends, as a “hare” in any worldly transport and for travel on the Moscow train if you have a ticket; - a free flight to the moon; - free visits to clinics, supermarkets and other places of worldly entertainment; — demand from the spouse compensation for the costs of proper care of the medal.
6. The recipient of this medal is prohibited from: - getting sick, gaining weight, losing weight, getting angry, grumbling; - it is strictly forbidden to grow old; - use the medal to make teeth; - use the medal as a weight when pickling cabbage, for hammering nails, cracking nuts and other work; - use the medal as a means of attack and self-defense.
7. The recipient can have no doubt about his friends and relatives - they will always find him, especially on his birthday, regarding the cleaning of the medal (see paragraph 4).
8. The awarding of a commemorative medal of the 2nd degree is carried out on the day of the next anniversary, subject to compliance with paragraph 4 of this statute.
9. Entrust control over the safe storage of the medal to police officers, the FSB and loyal children and grandchildren.
10. The manufacturer guarantees: - respectful attitude towards the bearer of the medal; - good mood; - many long and happy years of life.
For men, an anniversary is a special day; many of them, on the eve of the anniversary, involuntarily evaluate the path they have traveled, so they are happy to receive toasts and congratulations that talk about their victories and achievements. It is important for the celebrants to understand and hear that they are loved and appreciated as a family man, as a friend, as a professional, etc.
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Various kinds of comic medals and nominations for the hero of the day
- the best option to pay tribute to the heroes of the occasion and, at the same time, maintain a relaxed atmosphere of festive fun. We offer several ideas for such congratulations (thanks to the authors)
Anniversary order
1. Anniversary Order
If the hero of the day is close to army themes, if he values commanding notes in his speech and prefers team music to all intimate conversations, you can organize the presentation of a special Order issued to him on the occasion of the anniversary. First, the host, in a well-trained voice, asks those present at the celebration to fill their glasses and stand up, then gives several commands, forcing everyone to quiet down, turn their heads towards him, make “special faces,” and suck in their stomachs.
Anniversary! Be equal! Attention!
To meet on the right. To Kara-ul!
Look up to the hero of the day!
After reading the text of the Order (see below), everyone raises and empties their glasses, and then a beautifully designed document in a folder is presented to the hero of the day. Along with it, the birthday person may be presented with a medal (see below), a badge, a ribbon or a certificate with the inscription “AGENT 055”. The serial number of the agent may be different - depending on the number of years lived by the hero of the day.
for the 55th separate Red Banner Jubilee District
No. 000 – 01 from……. date………of the month
In connection with the achievement of "Agent 054" the FIFTY-FIFTH level of perfection, I ORDER:
Assign “Agent 054” a new code name:
Give “Agent 055” unlimited powers in organizing the anniversary, as well as in general in your personal and public life on the territory of the 55th separate Red Banner Jubilee District.
Prescribe to “Agent 055” a further increase in the level of excellence, with a gradual expansion of powers in the territory of the 60th, 75th, 125th and further up to the 150th Red Banner Jubilee District inclusive.
“Agent 003” and “Agent 004”, as well as agents whose numbers are from 017 to 052, from the 55th separate Red Banner Jubilee District, take an example from “Agent 055” and receive financial assistance from him.
Glasses with liquids with a strength of at least 55° (the figure must correspond to the age of the hero of the day) RAISE!
The order was signed by the commander-in-chief
All Jubilee districts of the Russian Federation
(first and last name are classified).
The reading of the Order ends with the commands:
2. Order for opening the celebration
Presenter: The court master of ceremonies has just delivered, in the heat of the moment, a freshly baked Order for the opening of the celebration. The birthday girl is elegant, like the Queen of England, beautiful, like Angelina Jolie, sexy, like Pamella Andersen, smart like Einstein, lucky, like Bill Gates, perky, like Zhirinovsky, energetic like an Energizer battery, hardworking like little Sorti, economical like Mister Muscle - our favorite, the most golden hero of the day at the head of the table! The guests are as dear as Chelsea, cheerful as government regulations, generous as sheikhs - in huge numbers - all in place! The table is beautiful, festive, filled with a variety of dishes, decorated with flowers on the spot! In view of the fact that everything is available in the necessary cash, I command that the celebration be opened! Drink, walk, have fun until you drop! Minister of Celebrations. See you, you know where!
3. Comic order
1. Assign (*name) the title of “Honorary Anniversary”
2. Recognize (name) as fit to continue on the further path of life.
3. Considering the great merits to the Fatherland and the rest of humanity, and also in connection with the holiday, we order: Be healthy and rich!
4. From the President and all of us Accept a small advance in the form of a winner's medal From a domestic manufacturer. (we present a medal)
Wear this medal without taking it off, adding health and happiness, and as soon as you increase your wealth, you can exchange it for a gold medal!
5. To ensure that everything is done accurately, we order the reward to be washed urgently
Happy Birthday call from Putin by name
List of names with voice congratulations from President Vladimir Putin in Alphabetical order. If a name is in bold, it means the president is addressing him personally by that name.
