ᐉ Sketch of congratulations from the homeless. Sketch for an anniversary and birthday

Sketch of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary. Skits and competitions for anniversaries

Holiday. Anyone who hears this word involuntarily smiles. Unfortunately, for many people, the holidays boil down to drinking, fighting and screaming. Having a fun and interesting anniversary is not that difficult. Especially when it comes to a woman’s birthday! Mothers, sisters, grandmothers, wives simply deserve a grand celebration. Apply a little imagination and patience, and then both the guests and the hero of the day will be delighted.

Paraphrases about different things

Characters:

Props:

coins and small bills

This greeting can be used when you already have a gift, and in addition to it, exchange small coins.

The second option: when money is donated. In this case, exchange the amount for the required number of bills (19-20 bills).

As the scene progresses, the homeless people take out bills and coins and place them on a table or plate in front of the hero of the day.

1 homeless man: What is this here? Anniversary?

2 homeless man: What a banquet!

1 homeless man: I just want to sit on a stool!

2 homeless man: We'll wait for the waste,

1 homeless person: We won’t interfere!

2 homeless man: Well, let’s not forget to entertain the people!

1 homeless man: Hello, honest people! We see - you have a great feast! Well, let me ask you, Is this the main character here?

2. homeless person: What’s your name?

(Someone calls their guests the name of the hero of the day).

2. homeless: (Name of the hero of the day), that means. Well, then come here. We will congratulate you, Jubilee Star!

1 homeless man: We were standing here on the porch, making a little money: And sheets, and silver, For gifts, trinkets and other things.

2 homeless: With this you will buy vodka (1), vino (2), Something to eat: Better than sprat (3) and herring (4), Don’t forget the cucumber (5).

1 homeless person: This is for a washcloth in the bathhouse (6), And for a basin, and for soap (7). This is for beer in the bathhouse (8) And for vobla, so that there is something to go with the beer (9).

2 homeless man: (Name of the hero of the day), why are you still standing there, not saying anything? At least pour it for us, it’s your anniversary!

1 homeless person: This is for a refrigerator (10), a vacuum cleaner (11), an iron (12), an alarm clock (13), for beautiful underpants (14) and a grandfather clock (15).

2 homeless man: Be sure to buy a cool cell phone (16), curl your fingers like a fan, and have a ring on each finger! ( 17 ), This is how you go to work.

1 homeless man: So that your health is normal, you will get yourself a goat (18), you will walk with her in the evening and bathe her in a basin.

And so that your back doesn’t hurt and chondrosis doesn’t torment you, Instead of any medicine, buy a heating pad for your entire length (19).

2 homeless man: (Name of the hero of the day), pour a little more, It’s your anniversary!

1 homeless man: The money is over, but it’s a pity! Oh, how hot it is in your house! Do not ventilate in the morning. (Name of the hero of the day), pour it, otherwise I’ll die... Oh, my chest is burning with fire.

Preparation

The holiday scenario needs to be thought out and painted on a sheet of paper, and the props must be prepared. The tasks are simple, but require a little free time. You don't have to spend a lot of money on costumes and attributes. Conduct an inspection of your own home; usually everything you need is easily found there. Every competition, skit, and congratulations on a woman’s anniversary should be thought out to the smallest detail. You can set a specific theme, or you can simply entertain guests in different styles and genres. It's a matter of taste. When choosing a theme for the holiday, take into account the hobbies and profession of the hostess of the celebration. If many employees are invited, be sure to play and “laugh” at their professional activities. Be sure to involve all the children present, they will stay out of the way and have fun!

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Half my life

A congratulations sketch for a woman's 50th birthday should be funny and musical! The best solution is congratulations from real gypsies! You will need a lot of long, bright skirts for the guests to wear, and shirts for the men. Skirts can be made from old sheets and pieces of fabric, gathered with elastic. Wigs, huge artificial flowers, shawls, scarves - all this can be found at home or with friends. Choose energetic music, you can make an imitation of a hut, tent, fire. This will be a very active and fiery scene of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary. Cool costumes will complement the picture, and a bear coming out on a leash from a seasoned gypsy with a pipe will create a sensation!

Gypsies surround the birthday girl and dance around her. An old gypsy woman comes out with a deck of cards and a crystal ball. She invites the hero of the day to reveal the secrets of her future. If you are well acquainted with the hero of the occasion, then you know about her cherished desires, the problems that she wants to solve. Let the gypsy tell her exactly what she wants! You can do this in a veiled form so that only she understands!

Pirates attack

Pirate parties are already a classic. But it always turns out funny and interesting. A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 55th birthday will be intriguing and fun. You can arrange a treasure hunt. Give the birthday girl and her team the first note, which indicates where the next one is. After a short search, the hero of the day must discover the treasure. A surprise can be a real gift or any cool little thing, souvenir, or box of chocolates.

You can ask children for pirate paraphernalia: pistols, knives, eye patches. Dress up several people as pirates and kidnap the hero of the day. A congratulations sketch for a woman’s anniversary will be full of adventure. Place the birthday girl on a chair and put her in chains. They can be made from colored paper. Now the rest of the guests must complete comic pirate tasks in order to free the hero of the holiday.

Grandfather's wife

A congratulations scene for a woman's 60th birthday can be done in a fairy-tale style. Usually at this age the hero of the day is already a grandmother. And her favorite fairy-tale characters will come to congratulate her. More familiar and understandable to her will be Pinocchio, Baba Yaga, Serpent Gorynych, Koschey the Immortal, Vodyanoy. The host explains to the hero of the day that uninvited guests have come to her and want to give her gifts. Guests dressed up as fairy-tale characters enter.

Baba Yaga: “You, of course, are nothing but a woman, but there is no more beautiful grandmother in this world than me! If it’s boring, come and visit us, we’ll throw some seagulls and fly agarics. I want to give you a brand new shiny broom! You will fly to the garden to fetch your granddaughters!” Next, Baba Yaga hands over keys tied with a bow, or a real broom.

Koschey: “Actually, I was flying to get married!” But since it’s your anniversary here, I’ll postpone the visit until tomorrow! Here I give you a million! Buy a dress for the wedding - expect me tomorrow!” Hands over a wad of money from the joke bank!

Sketch for an anniversary, a man’s birthday “Uninvited Guests”

Monday, May 16, 2011 08:52 + to the quotation book
(homeless Vanya and homeless woman Zina walk in with a cautious gait in poor clothes, knitted hats with holes on their heads, nets with empty bottles and a shoebox in their hands)

Zin! Look, what a miracle? Everything is so clean and beautiful! Apparently it was not in vain that we sneaked in here on the sly!

Yes, my Vanya, you and I are lucky! We can already see in the garbage dumps. It will be very embarrassing to climb!

And look, this is the birthday boy, He’s all sparkling like fifty dollars! He'll pour us a glass, or most likely beat us!

ZINA (addressing the birthday boy):

Darling, don’t swear, don’t touch us with your hands! Don’t look at our outfit - We are kind inside!

We, since this is the case, boldly give you a gift!

(takes out an empty bottle from the net and says):

We will give you everything that is valuable to us now! If it’s a little tight, And your salary won’t help out, Our crystal is always in value, Believe me, my friend!

(gives an empty bottle and then says):

We don’t suffer from stinginess, we’ll give you another gift!

(takes out a box from the net and takes out old holey slippers from it)

We successfully picked up two sandals from the trash heap! Don’t be disdainful, put it on, and pour it into the glass!

(they give sandals and drink a glass, after which Zina, decisively waving her hand, says):

Okay, so be it, I can’t shut up! Since they didn’t kick us out of the booze, get some... pants!

(takes out family colorful underpants hidden in his bosom)

I wanted to give it to my husband, but you’ll see that you’ll wear it!

(puts panties on the hero of the day and says):

The size is just right, you'll look brilliant in bed or on the beach! I'm trembling with excitement! Try them on now, dear friend, otherwise I was suddenly mistaken!

(the hero of the day puts on underpants)

Well, thank God, everything is just right! Let's drink to this again!

(glasses are poured and Vanya says a toast):

TOAST FROM UNINVITED GUESTS:

Live widely in Russian, so that the crisis does not bother you! For this, let's drink without a snack, a glass filled to the bottom!

Monologue of Sonya the homeless woman

(Written for a friend’s anniversary. Sonya herself was)

Hello girls! Hello boys! Why didn’t my bunnies recognize me? I’m a homeless woman, my name is Sonya. Shall I sit here on the sidelines quietly?

You have fun, I allow it. Eat and drink, I won't interfere. If only they would pour me a sip of vodka and let me warm up a little.

By the way, why are you all here? So much to drink and you're not drunk? Ah, I understand, snacks without measure. (hiccups) Excuse me for my manners.

And who's having a birthday today? (points to the hero of the day) Oh, she has it. Congratulations, friend! Oh, it’s her anniversary, you say. Maybe then you can give me some more?

Well, as you wish, I’m hinting. I'm not stupid, I understand everything. (looks at the husband of the hero of the day) Oh-oh, handsome! Your husband? I approve! If it weren’t yours, I would have taken you away, I assure you.

After all, men stick to me like flies. (to someone from the table) Why are you laughing, don’t you believe the old woman? (looks at the men) I see: many of their eyes are already burning! I want them to experience my caresses.

Congratulations on a funny anniversary gift

Baba Yaga with an anniversary gift.

1. SONG OF BABA YAGA

Gop-stop, I came around the corner, Gop-stop, I quietly poured some whiskey,

Yes, and I had time for the holiday, I flew in quickly on the stupa, I drove away the wind with a broom, I put off all my work, I flew faster in the skies, but the stupa did not pass the technical inspection.

Gop-stop, there’s an infusion brewing in the pot, Gop-stop, I used to be young. But I don’t grow old in soul, Every year I become more cheerful, I’m having fun and younger And I’ll fall so much in love with Kashchei, And he’ll be stunned by love After all, magic and the talisman are always with me, oh.

Gop-stop, I’m wearing a golden lady, Gop-stop, all the leshaks are my friends, And here I can have fun I see your bright faces I’d like to get drunk on vodka now And then get over my hangover And frolic with the men But I’m not that drunk yet

Oh, my broom, my broom! Where have you taken me? Well, I got the transport! Is the navigator broken?! Oh tell me honest people - the anniversary is not here? (guests answer)

I see Lyuba sitting here. She just looks strange!

2. JOKE GIFT

Don't think that I came to you for free.

We don’t know what to surprise you with. I decided to give you panties. Our feminine appearance is decorated with earrings, rings and watches, but not everyone probably knows that the most important thing is PANTIES.

Oh, it’s nice to say, “I want to give you a week.”

You will be the one to go for a week. You'll be a cool woman. Don't just put them on, but adapt them to the occasion.

(children's panties) If nostalgia torments you. Childhood, youth, don't be bored. Don't give in to melancholy. Put on these pants.

(red panties) The color red excites us and calls us to exploits. You put on these pants and boldly move forward. So that the money is here, hang your panties on the chandelier. so that the flame of love flares up, make a banner out of cowards, march one-two, one-two, everyone around will go crazy. income so that the trail stretches, put your panties in the safe. so that the magic flows like a river, keep your panties at hand!

(Erotic)

It's all work and work,

How naive you are - In these you can decide Your intimate affairs. To a resort, or to a sanatorium You will buy a ticket You will wear “erotica” You will be a cool chick.

(pants with a red cross) If suddenly you didn’t notice And the healthy woman is moping You’ll put on white panties And you yourself are like Aibolit.

(black panties) Suddenly the finances are stagnant There is no lard with sausage In the black sea knee-deep Put it on and sing songs.

(panties lined with fur) Warm panties will keep you warm on a cold winter evening. They will be warm and cozy and there will be no harm in adversity.

(dressed up with frills) And today is your holiday Jokes, laughter, fun Put on smart panties, So. for the mood. And after the holiday you put them on, Walk in them for a walk and, preferably, without a skirt, Just wag your butt.

I gave cowards a gift, I amused all the guests, Even though you go around the whole world, you will never find anyone like them again.

Are you having more fun with a gift? Well, pour everyone a glass.

No. 1 – “District”

Characters : district police officer, witnesses. District police officer enters. Good evening. Allow me to introduce myself - Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, your local police officer. So, let's celebrate? Which one of you is a citizen (name of the birthday girl)? You? There is an anonymous complaint against you, which is why I came. Witnesses, come in. Witnesses come in. So, citizen. Have you guessed yet why I came to you? No, not for the anniversary. Well, if you look closely, this holiday becomes direct evidence of the accusation against you. The point is this: the complaint states that you are in possession of an illegal moonshine still. Do you deny? Then why is there so much alcohol on the table? Did you buy it? Where did you get so much money! I immediately understood - drive it yourself! And aren’t you ashamed, citizen (last name)? Right under the nose of the authorities, without a license! What about taxes? What if you poison the whole area for me here? Good vodka you say? Well, let the witnesses judge. Pour for the witnesses. They pour it to the witnesses and at the same time offer it to the policeman. I'm on duty, so no need. The witnesses take the glasses, and the policeman stops them. Stop, comrades. How can I draw up a protocol if I don’t check it myself? Oh, I’ll have to take part in the identification too. They pour a glass for the district police officer, everyone clinks glasses and drinks. Eh, good! I mean, it’s a bit strong, it won’t do much... But I want it! What will the witnesses say to this? Fine? Good. Well, citizen, you have a good moonshine still! It’s somehow shameful to even take it away, especially on a birthday. Okay, pour another glass to make the protocol faster and easier to write. Well, now it’s not a sin to have a snack. Do you have any snacks? Yes, I know there will be! After all, I found my way here by smell! After all, the hero of the day is the director of a meat processing plant. How is it not? I have recorded in detail here in my anonymous account: how much moonshine and how much sausage. So, what kind of sausage do you like? (The birthday girl calls.) So do I too! But I rarely try this: I have a busy job - I run around all day, no snacks, no drinks. I mean, neither sit nor eat. And the salary is tiny, just like this little glass. Oh, why is it empty? Witnesses, did you come here for identification or what? Pour it, and I’ll read out the protocol: During the inspection, it was established: The citizen (birthday girl) has a moonshine still for ... years. After explanatory and preventive work, she made her verbal promise not to use it again. Literally: “I promise not to do this again, I’ll do it differently.” Based on the above, the police commissioner, Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, decided: To oblige the citizen (name of the birthday girl) to distill moonshine exclusively for her own needs, that is, to treat only her relatives and guests, especially Senior Lieutenant Ivanov. Date of compilation and signatures of witnesses. Well, (name of the birthday girl), formally everything is clean. So we can continue the celebration. Witnesses, pour it! Happy anniversary, citizen (name of the birthday girl)!

Funny scene for a woman's birthday with the participation of homeless people

Birthday is a fun and wonderful holiday.
On the day, this birthday person receives a huge portion of everyone’s attention and a stream of warm congratulations. To make the occasion, the birthday celebration, interesting and fun for the birthday girl and guests, humorous events are arranged. The skit "Local homeless people will congratulate you" will undoubtedly make those present at the event laugh. skits You will need 8 people and a presenter. 8 participants dress up as homeless people for the performance. As a suitable “outfit,” they use torn clothes: they use rumpled jackets, old holey raincoats, vests, stretched pants with patches, old-fashioned hats with holes or caps knitted with slippers from socks. Shaggy wigs, mustaches and beards will not be out of place. Dirty spots on the face will enhance the external effect of the appearance.

The artists enter the room, portraying homeless people in every possible way. Beard marches majestically, carrying an old bag (with gifts) in front of him. Rogach looks around and scratches his head. Siphon bottles from drinks. Burr carries an empty box to Peregar. head moves with a drunken gait, slightly Hood. staggering, constantly scratching his arms and body. Bull pulls a tin can along the floor towards Dude. the rope depicts a “flirtatious” homeless woman who smiles at everyone and waves her hand. The host announces the arrival of the guests and leaves the improvised stage.

Leading:

“Unusual guests came to you. They zealously broke down the doors. Their names are: Beard, Rogach, Burry Siphon, Fume and Hood, Bull and incomparable rags, A dandy appears in Chuvikha. Congratulate the birthday girl These local elite homeless people all came, put on their best cast-offs, smoothed their shaggy hair like. hairstyles befitting polite guests. We brought you gifts today.”

Beard takes a step hoarsely (clearing his throat forward):

“Well, good evening, ladies, you're welcome!

(Beard pulls the old one out of the bag)

Oh, I bypassed the trash bin broom! So far I haven’t found this little thing! My broom is very necessary. He thinks. the subject is our whole mentality!

(The homeless people nod their heads approvingly and show “class”)

Dude almost got into a fight with me,

(Dude is offended)

turns away I really liked the broom! with a broom You can't sweep the floors, But it doesn't matter - it's easy to carry! He will be able to protect you from the enemy if he passes nearby. My broom is like a club, a clap on the forehead! And the enemy will make a stomp-stomp. And if you put a bow on a broom, you’ll get a wonderful amulet!”

Rogach comes up and puts his hand on Beard’s shoulder:

“Well, enough of your chatter, Beard, let me say at least a few words. I, too, all the streets, and walked around - what I brought with me.

He takes Beard from the bag. He takes a racket out of the bag for the urn.

I was at badminton near the stadium. I found it, almost new. This is not a thing for games, but it’s a big help for the cook. I wish the birthday girl all the best from this amazing colander. It is completely simple to use.

Siphon stands nearby and drinks something from a bottle. Rogach points to him.

And here is my friend - Siphon, Siphon was preparing all day.”

the fit finishes his drink, hiccups loudly and shakes Brrr.

“with my head, I admit I’m so tired, While I was preparing a surprise.

(Shows the guests an empty bottle)

prize - A necessary bottle, absolutely irreplaceable in everyday life. It's boring to sit when visiting Kolya. You can siphon into the bottle!

(blow into the bottle several times)

On a bright birthday holiday, they will give flowers, without a doubt. So that they are not confused with a snack, I will give you a vase as a gift. Place a bouquet here and decorate the buffet with it. I give it. Oh, don't thank me! Oh, it’s better to go straight to Burr...”

hangover pushes Siphon in the side (burrs when talking):

“Siphon, get out quickly, don’t talk to them. The hostess doesn’t get angry with people, but she puts her gift.”

get an empty big one in front of you Look.

“The box that I brought, I climbed into every market! On the corner, I rummaged in the store and found it on the boulevard. cozy and huge box, it immediately became dear to me. In everyday life, the Guardian of all valuable things is absolutely irreplaceable. And in the cold, in the cold - shouldn’t I curl up! — you know, you can sleep in it.

Burr approaches Peregar. The fume can barely stand on its feet, leaning on its friends. The hood pushes him to the side. He opens the cloudy ones, staggering. eyes, takes a step forward.

Fume : “I walked here while I was a little tired, But I picked up a cool gift. I found this delicious sausage in a bowl near the entrance.

He takes it out from under his jacket. Let him.

The dog will gnaw the sausage on the bones. After all, Peregar is going to visit! Such is my wonderful look at the present at the sausage, sighing heavily. There is nothing tastier in his world. I've been drinking with Siphon since the morning. I ate a leaf from a bush. The sausage was hiding under the T-shirt to please the hostess! Here's the birthday girl, be shy, and don't take it, take a bite!

(Turning to the Hood)

Ugh, Hood, what's in your pocket? I can’t breathe, it’s like I’m in a fume...”

the dope frowns, covers his nose with his hand and looks sideways at the Hood’s pocket.

The hood busily fits into the pocket with your hand. “But, but, buddy, don’t drive the blizzard! I’m bringing a present to the birthday girl!

Hood takes out a holey sock from his pocket, raising his hand high. The homeless people cover up and exchange noses. Someone pretends to be choking.

For the birthday party, he took off his left foot and put boots on his bare feet.

Bull is holding a tin can high on a string.

“The tin can is empty, the thing is not at all simple. This is a unique thing, and it will do in place of a box. You can put beads in it and store trinkets. Oh, if I'm in a bad mood, let's have such fun! knock on the lid with a spoon, and drive away the melancholy with the ringing. I keep a huge collection of them, I give them to you from pure Dude!”

Hearts busily steps forward. He bows to those present in the hall.

“Your company, hello! Friends, even my linguists, I wish to be with them, without measure, without limit. Be beautiful, fashionable like me, have more junk! And, instead of a gift, for good luck, My participation in the holiday.

table on Shows.

Invite our bunch and treat us to the table, it’s gorgeous. And when the reception is over, we will all take the leftovers.”

Beard clears his throat and says in a commanding tone:

“Comrade homeless people, cheer up, turn around to the mistress of the house, and let’s shout loudly, as if with a hangover...”

homeless people All in one voice:

“Happy birthday to you!”

The homeless people bow solemnly and leave. Someone takes out a piece of bread from his pocket and chews it to the end. go.

Source

No. 2 – “The Doctor’s Visit”

Characters : Doctor Someone dresses up in a doctor's costume and, instead of another toast, reads out the medical testimony of the birthday girl. They should be beautifully designed in the form of a letter. Dear guests, I was in a hurry to go to the holiday to check the health of our hero of the day. So, after observing her condition a little, I can read out her medical testimony to you, if, of course, she doesn’t mind. Last name and first name of the birthday girl Age : in the prime of life. Blood type : real “blood and milk” Vital tone : comprehensively developed Pulse : not always possible to measure, because it’s in full swing. Heart rate : inconsistent - sometimes ticking like a clock, sometimes jumping from an excess of emotions and excitement. Vision : 100%, can notice any little things. Smell : a delicate sense of smell - it can easily determine where the wind is blowing from and with whom the husband communicated the day before. Hearing : like a big ear.

No. 3 – “The Cleaning Lady”

This small skit is done during a break between other numbers, or is performed when everyone is sitting at the table. Characters : cleaning lady. A cleaning lady appears on the stage in a believable image - a robe, a mop, a bucket of water. And he begins to wash the floor (not for fun). Host (or one of the guests): What are you doing here, it’s actually a holiday here! Cleaning lady : I need to work. All sorts of people come here and get dirty, and I wipe them off until midnight. (continues to grumble quietly and wash the floor). The presenter chuckles and leaves. At this time, the guests continue to celebrate, and the cleaning lady continues to clean the floor. At some point, she must leave for a while and exchange it for the same bucket, only filled with confetti instead of water.

Sketch of congratulations from homeless people. Scene for an anniversary and birthday