Skits about Russian grandmothers for the 2022 New Year
To stage funny skits for the New Year, you can invite professional artists or contact your friends and relatives.
Acting out funny scenes with the participation of new Russian grandmothers for the 2022 New Year is not so difficult, the main thing is to convey the characteristic style of this popular duet.
The skit for the New Year 2022 with new Russian grandmothers begins with the artists who appeared at the holiday performing a song to the tune of “Merry Girls”:
Cheerful old ladies, Cool girlfriends, Friendly faces, Lights of cheerful eyes.
We walk around the area, Two white crows, We will congratulate anyone, Just give us a treat.
Next, the sketch about Russian grandmothers for the New Year is continued by the dialogue between Matryona and Flower.
Flower : Matryon, and Matryon, where are you dressed up like that?
Matryona : I don’t want to be a grandmother, but I want to be the Snow Maiden. What am I not good at? (She twirls her braid, batting her eyelashes.)
Flower : Have you, old bag, completely lost your mind? Look at yourself in the mirror, I also found a young woman.
Matryona : But I am young at heart and full of creative plans (performs one of the modern songs). Now I also follow fashion - just recently I bought myself sneakers with glowing laces and a smartphone with rhinestones. So now I am positive, sporty and modern!
Flower : Well, since it’s positive, let’s wish everyone a Happy New Year!
The funny scene of the new Russian grandmothers for the New Year is continued by the couplets.
Hello everyone from the new grandmothers, we wish you a lot of money! Well, for the grandmothers - the grandfathers are brave, Strong, smart, tanned!
So that they give you flowers, so that you carry them in your arms! And may Santa Claus bring you gifts!
Mothers, grandmothers, children - All girls and boys! So that everyone has money and doesn’t run aground!
So that in difficult times you can help someone! To all drivers - roads without traps and stones, For drivers, the path is long To make it even smoother!
Doctors - so that the sick everyone gets better And for this they bring you flowers in gratitude!
At this moment, the New Year's scene with new Russian grandmothers is interrupted by the appearance of Father Frost.
Santa Claus : Oh, I'm tired! I barely got to you!
The grandmothers come up to him: Something familiar is the face. Yes, it's Santa Claus! Why are you tired?
Santa Claus : I visited many Christmas trees: both in Moscow and at the North Pole, so I came to you.
Grandmothers : You need to lie on the sofa less, so you will be less tired.
Matryona : We need to warm up. Santa Claus, let's dance?
At the end of the scene about Russian grandmothers for the New Year 2022, Father Frost knocks his staff on the floor and invites everyone to a round dance near the Christmas tree.
I would like to wish you with all my heart never to get tired of life! Under the Christmas tree, return to childhood again, joke, laugh, sing and have fun!
Paraphrases about different things
Characters:
- new Russian grandmothers - Matryona and Flower
Props:
- lipstick and blush
- condom and banana
- red thong
- sundress
- strawberry hat
- flowers: rose and chamomile
Presenter: Two “new Russian” grandmothers came to us for the holiday with congratulations. Hello grandmothers, where did you come to us from? And who are you?
Flower: Shas we’ll tell you everything about ourselves and show you, right, Matryona?
Matryona: True, Flower.
(Song to the tune of “Cheerful Girls”, sing together)
Cheerful old ladies, Cool girlfriends, Friendly faces, Lights of cheerful eyes. We walk around the area, Two white crows, We will congratulate anyone, Just give us a treat.
We walk around the area, Two white crows, We will congratulate anyone, Just give us a treat.
Flower: (addresses the presenters) Yes, and who should be congratulated? Who was born to you: a girl or a boy?
Host: We're having a girl!
Flower: Girls are different, Black, white, red... (At the same time he looks at the youngest of the daughters of the hero of the day)
Presenter: Stop, stop! This is not the same girl. Her mother should be congratulated! After all, it's her birthday!
Flower: (sings to the tune: “From far away, the Volga River flows”)
The mother said, Yours..., Wow! She's still quite a girl! She may be on tour, or she may be at a banquet, After all, she is only almost seventeen years old.
Matryona: Fuck you! We must congratulate in a new, modern way.
(Sings in RAP style, with characteristic movements).
(name of the hero of the day)! You look cool today, Cool just like one of your own, And what are those faces sitting on, Probably all your relatives?
Flower: Think about it! I can do the same, even better. Listen here!
(continues REP)
We came here today For this anniversary of yours You are more beautiful than ever, More than many of ours!
Flower: Well, how great we seemed to them here, will they take us to the table now? What do you think?
Matryona: But of course!
(they sing together “Birthday” from the repertoire of I. Nikolaev)
A birthday is a childhood holiday, and there’s no escape from it.
(The presenter invites them to the table).
Girlfriends' song (for a man's anniversary)
(To the tune of “The Old Woman’s Grandmother from the repertoire of V. Dobrynin”)
We dressed up in the morning in a bright sundress, warmed up a little, and brought gifts. Our hero of the day is young, Although he is no longer a boy, And look in the circle, Jumping like a bunny
Chorus: Grandfather, grandfather” Grandfather, grandfather, Drunk grannies are dancing around you, You and I will have fun until the morning, On your anniversary day, You can get drunk.
Everything is fine with you. Home, family, work. It was not in vain that he called us to his place. He wanted to dance. Play the music louder, Let the walls shake, You dance well, At least go on stage now.
Ditties of new Russian grandmothers
(sing in turns)
I fell in love with the hero of the day, it’s breathtaking! Don’t look, my friend, that I’m old, I’m cooler than the young one!
You, my friend, forgot to know how old you are! Look how dirty it is, sand is pouring down behind!
Don't scold me, friend, Don't envy me in vain! And I’ll find you a friend, Grandfather, to put it simply!
Why am I an old grandfather? I'm younger than you! Maybe the hero of the day will compliment me too!
Oh, let's not argue on this holiday! Our hero of the day doesn’t want to quarrel with us at all, boy!
Our dear hero of the day, we are all glad to see you! Drink a glass with you The rewards are more important to us!
Sing together:
Congratulations, congratulations, we will not tire of congratulating you! And we all wish you Never to get tired!
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Sketch New Year's Russian grandmothers
The grandmothers enter and immediately go to the tree. Matryona in the Snowflake costume, Flower - Squirrel.
Matryona: Well, you see, Little Flower, the tree is real, and you were deceived, deceived... Little Flower: Yeah. She is just like in childhood, wow! I’m just worried about everything - the poem flies out of my head, and without the poem Santa Claus won’t give me a gift. (sobs) Matryona: Come on, don’t worry, Grandfather Frost will give you a discount for your sclerosis! Flower: Yeah... if only there were a discount on it in stores, or at least in pharmacies. Matryona: Look, I'm daydreaming! So, we already have a discount, minus 30% of the pension, have you forgotten? Flower: Well, yes, well... (examines Matryona) And you, Matryon, what kind of New Year's costume is this? Matryona: Well, don’t you see? (proudly) Snowflake! Flower: Yes. Oh, I don’t know... You’re a bit old, in my opinion, for a snowflake, well, if only you were a snow woman... Matryona: You’re a woman yourself! Look at yourself! Who are you? Flower: (embarrassed) Squirrel... Matryona: If I told you what a squirrel is, there will be tears - all of Santa Claus' felt boots will be soaked! Flower: (crying) Matryona: Okay, that's it, calm down! (strokes her) Flower: Listen, Matryona... (embarrassed) Matryona: Well, go ahead and talk, she was embarrassed, like a beautiful girl! Flower: Matryon, tell me, do you believe in Santa Claus? Matryona: I really believed in it as a child! When I was young, I doubted it a little, but now I believe very strongly again! Flower: Me too! And the further I go, I believe in miracles more and more! Matryona: (with irony) Of course! Now only a miracle can change our life for the better! Well, where is Grandfather Frost, who should I tell the poems to? Until my memory completely fades! Flower: Okay, get out there, let’s tell everyone! Together: Happy New Year! We wish everyone good health! May this New Year bring you good luck to everyone!
Preliminary preparation:
Recording New Year's songs:
- “And it’s snowing” - Zhanna Aguzarova;
- “New Year’s Eve” - Nadezhda Kadysheva;
- “Snowflake” - Tatyana Bulanova;
- “Five Minutes” - Lyudmila Gurchenko;
- "Happy New Year!" - New wave;
- “Winter” - Sofia Rotaru.
Other New Year's songs from past years and modern ones.
You can prepare amateur performance numbers in advance:
- Funny staged dance “Erotic dancers against ordinary men”;
- The song “When it snows on New Year’s” with backup dancers;
- Little Readers (5 primary school students);
- “New Year’s Cycle” (dance of dance club students);
- Dance and song of Verka Serduchka with backup dancers. She sings and dances to the song “I walked quietly and found a pie”;
- Dance of Kikimora to the song “In the Quiet Sea, Ocean” (witches dance as backup dancers);
- Dance show of models (defile) dressed in costumes made from improvised materials. It is necessary to make the most ridiculous costumes from bags, paper, plastic bottles, etc. in advance.
- The song “New Year's Eve, all doubts away” with backup dancers.
- The song “Winter did everything itself.” All actors involved in the script sing. The junior dance group is dancing to this song.
Characters:
Presenter. Dressed in an elegant, festive, light-colored dress with long sleeves. The length of the dress is no higher than the knee.
Flower. Dressed in a long, colorful (floor-length) skirt made of light fabric. Dark colored jacket (warm). On the head is a light-colored scarf.
Matryona. Dressed in a dark knee-length woolen skirt and a warm dark brown jacket. There is a white scarf on the head. Old style square glasses.
Baba Yaga. Dressed in a long gray burlap skirt with patches, a jacket made of the same fabric with long sleeves, torn at the edges. Long shaggy hair escaping from under a dark scarf.
Koschei the Deathless. He is dressed in a dark tracksuit with a human skeleton painted on it in white paint. On the head is a crown made of cardboard.
Verka Serdiuchka. Dressed in a dark knee-length pencil skirt, a white shirt (jacket) and a shiny vest with large buttons. It is necessary to use improvised means (inflatable balloons) to make molds for Verka Serduchka. Bright makeup. On the head there is a red beret.
New Russian Grandmothers - Watch online
Sergey Chvanov and Igor Kasilov presented the viewer with an unusual duet that had previously existed on the stage in the form of Mavrikievna and Nikitichna. "New Russian Grandmothers" is a satirical parody of ordinary grandmothers. On stage, Matryona and Flower (the characters of this duet) behave like ordinary old women at the entrance, discussing the most important cultural and political events in their opinion.
A chance observation of Samara old women allowed the duo to create a delightful humorous image. The show “Babki” has been making a splash at concerts for more than a decade. The artists became regular participants in “Funny Panorama”, “Curveying Mirror” and other programs.
Scene No. 5.
Amateur performance number No. 5. the song “I walked quietly, I found a pie!”
Verka Serduchka appears with backup dancers. She sings and dances to the song “I walked quietly and found a pie!”
Dance Concept: She dances and walks in a circle, from one stump to another.
Baba Yaga: Stop! So why did she just walk around our forest and keep sitting on stumps?
Koschey the Immortal: Not only! She was still eating! Pies!
Baba Yaga: Wait, why is she spinning around like that? Did she by any chance eat pies with mushrooms?
Koschey the Immortal: Yeah! With them! We bought them from Kikimora.
Baba Yaga: Everything is clear! Couldn't have done it without you! I suppose you killed a couple too?
Koschey the Immortal: Yeah, Verka treated me.
Baba Yaga: Is it okay that my friend, Kikimora overseas, made them according to the recipe from Hell’s Kitchen? Doesn’t it bother you, you keep praising pies with fly agarics and toadstools? Don’t you know our Kikimora? She’s just like that... In short, she’ll feed you pies like this, put you into a trance, and take you to her swamp. Do not believe? But I’ll show you now!
Amateur performance number No. 6. Kikimora dance to the song “In the Quiet Sea, Ocean”
(witches dance as backup dancers).
Koschey the Immortal: Damn... Who knew that pies were like that? By the way, it was so delicious! And also a lot of fun! It means that Verka Serduchka and I are walking through a clearing, there are flowers all around, birds are singing!
Baba Yaga is spinning at her temple.
Koschey the Immortal: So Verka and I are walking, and she keeps singing:
Baba Yaga: And what is he singing this time?
Koschey the Immortal: “I’m walking like this all in Dolce gabana”
Baba Yaga: Well, he lies like he breathes, an infection! Remember, there is only one model walking around in this forest in Dolce Gabana!
Koschey the Immortal (looks with admiring eyes): Who? Where?
Baba Yaga: Yes, that’s me! I! (flirtatious). And I actually became a fashion designer myself. Yes! I even have the first release of a fashion line called “Defile of Winter Misunderstandings!” Watch my parade! And silently envy!
Amateur performance number No. 7.
Dance show of models dressed in costumes made from scrap materials.
