Comic certificates from doctors for an anniversary

Anniversary sketch “Medical card of the hero of the day”

The doctor at the festive table reads out his medical testimony to the hero of the day.
Pulse: beats like a fountain, sometimes impossible to measure.

Blood type: many red cells, they say about these: “blood and milk.”

Heart rhythm: variable, sometimes it beats like a clock, sometimes it freezes, sometimes it breaks out of the chest from stress, anxiety or from an excess of feelings.

Life tone: versatile.

Vision: clearly notices even small details,

Sense of smell: subtly senses where and where the wind is blowing; will determine with an error of 5% who the wife communicated with; the nose reacts only to males.

Illness: for some reason he goes into hibernation after a hearty lunch, a sumptuous dinner and turning on the TV.

Mode: walking, alternating with sitting, and lately, more and more often, lying down.

Medical conclusion: life is just beginning - you need to take everything that was lost, not taken, not received during everyday work.

Funny scene with a doctor for an anniversary

Funny scenes played out by friends and relatives of the hero of the day often become the brightest moments of the holiday.

One of the most popular was a sketch of congratulations on an anniversary from doctors, which can be staged according to different scenarios.

At the height of the fun, a medical team with a stretcher appears at the festival. A funny scene about doctors for an anniversary begins with the birthday boy being placed on a stretcher and about to be carried away.

The presenter stops the doctors: “Where are you taking him?”

They explain that according to a recently issued decree, everyone who is as old as the birthday boy must undergo an examination.

The presenter insists that the examination be carried out here so as not to interrupt the holiday.

The doctors agree, and the funny scene with the doctor on the anniversary continues. First, the birthday person is examined by a therapist.

Clench your hands into fists... Raise them... Lower them! Let's get rid of chronic diseases honestly. I have prepared prevention for you for all occasions.

(He gives the birthday boy a small enema).

The next speaker in this sketch of congratulations on the anniversary from the doctors is the speech therapist:

Quickly, clearly, without hesitation, Repeat to me three times: “There is no cooler person in the world than me,

After all, I’m always on horseback!”

...We coped with the task well! And to enrich your speech, I give you the gift of training your tongue!

(Gives the birthday boy a lollipop).

Next, a funny scene about doctors at an anniversary continues with the participation of an immunologist:

To boost immunity, everyone, especially men, should eat vitamins in the morning, evening and day!

(Hands the hero of the day a pack of vitamins).

Then, in this scene with doctors for the anniversary, a “Patient’s Medical Record” is compiled:

The birthday boy's age is blooming,
blood type – “blood with milk”,
the rhythm of the heart is changeable: it either freezes or beats faster from positive emotions,
sensitive sense of smell, especially for delicacies and good wine,
the speech is incomprehensible, but sharp,
walking mode mixed with sitting and lying down.

Finally, the doctors diagnose the birthday boy: “Life is just beginning.”

In general, this specimen is vigorous, healthy, and not at all old. We conclude: Does not require treatment! Is it just to relax?

Maybe go to the sea.

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Sketch “Doctor-Jubileeologist”

Characters: Doctor, two Nurses. Costumes: white coat, cap and glasses for the Doctor; seductive robes for nurses, a suitcase, a stethoscope.

The presenter says that the most important thing for a person at any age is health and that a special gift has been prepared for the hero of the day: elite foreign medical services, right here and now.

The Doctor and Nurses enter.

Doctor (in broken Russian): Gentlemen, how is your health, are there any complaints? I am an anniversary doctor! My specialty is anniversaries and heroes of the day! (Points to the Nurses): And this is my assistant for a particularly emergency!

Doctor (puts on glasses): I need to urgently examine my patient! Girls!

The nurses approach the hero of the day, check his pulse, and say that his pulse is rapid.

Doctor: Ooh, this sign is dangerous! You need to listen to your breathing!

The nurses apply a stethoscope to the hero of the day’s chest and say that his breathing is ragged.

Doctor: Ooh, this is an even more dangerous sign! Measure the temperature of the hero of the day to make a final diagnosis!

The nurses kiss the hero of the day on the forehead and say that the temperature is elevated and there is redness of the facial skin.

Doctor: Now I finally understand everything! This man is completely unwell! The diagnosis is extensive jubilee in acute form. If he doesn't take the medicine urgently, it won't be good!

He takes out a bottle of alcohol from his suitcase.

(To nurses): Girls, pour medicine for the patient! And for other patients for prevention!

Nurses help guests fill their glasses.

Doctor: Just a minute, a minute! This medicine should be taken only with a smile and only after a toast! Be healthy, patient! Let's all be healthy! Happy anniversary!

Costume scene for a man's anniversary

Doctor (addressing guests): Good evening, dear ladies and gentlemen! But by the way, you are all patients for me! So, good evening, patients! I would like to inform you that from today, by order of the Ministry of Tasty and Healthy Food, a medical worker must be present at events of this kind. Are there any objections? Of course, what objections could there be? What if something happens? Will you take responsibility? That's it. So let's begin the medical examination. - For example, do you smoke? Maybe you drink pure alcohol? Well, don’t grin like that, I’ll find something from you anyway, but for now, take a thermometer. - Let's get started with you. So, good, so good, so great. It's great......that I don't have it. - Let's move on. For example, do you love children? So you have nothing against children? You know, it's bad! Sometimes you have to have it. For example, I have! If you are interested, you can come over after the medical examination. And that’s how it happens. One man thought, and a thought was born to him, but the other did not think, and he... had a daughter, and then a son.

— By the way, what is the reason for meeting today? Oh, birthday? Why is the birthday boy so pale then?

(to the birthday boy) How's your appetite? How's the pressure? Pulse? Well, it’s okay, dear, don’t worry. Now I’ll give you some pills, and everything will go away. And appetite, and blood pressure, and pulse... Well. Are you probably tired? Well, it’s okay, an hour and a half lecture won’t hurt you. In the meantime, I will give the birthday boy a personal medical card.

1st doctor: Medical card Personal medical card No. 1 Last name: First name: Patronymic:

Year, month, date of birth:

The council of doctors that came to the anniversary, Having examined the ear, throat, nose, liver, Heart, kidneys, spleen, Eye, intestines and brains, Taking an analysis of melancholy, Taking the depth of the convolutions and the length of the intestines, The width of all the holes, calculating the metabolism, Conclusion made this: our young hero of the day!!!

2nd doctor: The cardiogram says, the heart beats without a defect. According to a blood test, he is fit for fiery love. And like urine, it doesn’t go to your head. And even on the lower floor, when examined, everything is in order, only smeared heels. Well, it’s not a problem, we always ran a lot.

3rd doctor: Our hero of the day is not worn out, his brain and digestion are normal, the pressure is not naughty yet, and he can physically work until he sweats. He can play sports, but we can’t keep up with him. He will warm you up with a kind word, he can do anything, he can do everything: wash, wash, cook, make something. By the way, come to work regularly.

4th doctor: We make a conclusion: he does not need treatment. Maybe just relax, maybe go to the seas. Conclusion: we recommend living a long life without getting sick, without taking risks. So that the regime is active, so that he is obsessed with life.

May you not be dearer on your centenary!

Doctor for the hero of the day.

This scene requires a man to play the doctor and two women to play the nurses.

A doctor enters the hall with two nurses in short coats. The doctor says: I am a doctor and candidate of medical sciences. And my main task is to follow the hero of the day on his great day. And these are my nurses who will help me cure you and get you back on your feet. And so the girls need to measure the patient’s pulse.

The nurses approach the hero of the day, take his hands and touch the pulse on his wrist.

The doctor says: Oh, your pulse is rapid, we urgently need to listen to your heart.

The girls unbutton the hero of the day’s shirt and put their heads to their chests to listen to the heart.

Doctor: Oh, your heart is beating fast, you need to take your temperature.

The girls gently kiss the hero of the day on the forehead to measure his temperature.

Doctor: Oh, your temperature is rising and something else is rising. You need urgent treatment.

The doctor takes out a bottle of vodka from his suitcase and says to the nurses: Come on, girls, pour the patient some medicine, and pour the same for everyone who came into contact with the patient. And for the medicine to work, you need to say a toast.

The doctor makes a toast in honor of the hero of the day and everyone drinks the medicine.

Paraphrases about different things

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Characters:

The doctor is in a white coat and cap, with a phonendoscope. Both men and women can play. It would be nice if the role was played by a real doctor.

Props:

“Certificate of health of the hero of the day” - print the text on A-4 sheet, provide it with the anniversary logo and seal. You can decorate it beautifully, laminate it and give it to the hero of the day as a souvenir after the end of the scene.

A doctor in a white coat and cap comes in.

Hello, guests! Please prepare your hearts for a medical examination.

The doctor (approaches everyone, listening to the heart with a phonendoscope) says:

1.Completely healthy.
2. Let me hear what’s in your heart? Diagnosis: mild crush!
3.Is your heart singing about something... Can I listen to it?
4. Young man, say A-A-A. Enough. We write: confuses day with night. It’s okay, half of our population lives quietly with such a diagnosis.
5. Well, dear, what will you please us with? All clear. She is sleeping!
6. And you, father, why are you so sad? We write: depression.
7. So, the diagnosis is clear - that means 100 grams of vodka every half hour for tonight. By the end of the anniversary, the wound will heal itself.
8 Who are you, can I listen? Heightened self-esteem. There's nothing you can do about it.
9. Well, your heart will definitely introduce you to us. Who are you, what is your last name? Persecution mania..
10. You sigh throughout the entire medical examination. Have you eaten anything today? How do you generally eat?
11. Your heart seems to be about to jump out of an overabundance of feelings. Is there something you really want to say? Well done.

Certificate of medical examination of the hero of the day

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An anniversary is not an ordinary birthday, so it always takes place in a more solemn and touching atmosphere. There are a lot of beautiful congratulations and toasts, which sometimes bring tears to your eyes. But the Anniversary is not a reason for tears! Dilute the standard congratulations with a bit of humor and present the hero of the day, after reading aloud, the Certificate of Medical Examination of the hero of the day . Checked - everyone, especially the birthday boy, will be delighted.

Text of the medical examination report for the hero of the day:

ACT

MEDICAL EXAMINATION OF THE ANNIVERSARY

In connection with the significant date of the birth of God, specialists of the highest category conducted a thorough medical examination

SURNAME NAME PATRONICAL NAME

In order to check the precious health and vitality, an examination was carried out by the following specialists: exercise therapy - correct physique, rounded chest and hips, proud posture, confident gait of life.

OCULIST - sees even what should not be seen, knows how to make eyes for men.

ENT - hearing - hears only compliments and words of love. SURGEON - the musculoskeletal system is normal, able to withstand any sexual stress. Fit to marry.

ALLERGOLIST - no allergic reactions to alcohol are observed.

MOTTO:

Drunkenness is not a hindrance to business! Everyone knows - that’s not the point. He is an opponent - if a lot and a supporter a little bit!!! NEUROPATOLOGIST - sometimes there is a slight trembling throughout the body from love, cold and on hangover days. Then it needs special care, affection, brine or pickled cucumber.

PSYCHIATRIST - reaction to jokes is adequate, does not suffer from delusions of grandeur.

SEXOPATOLOGIST - no pathology from casual relationships was detected, temperament corresponds to age.

THE THERAPIST'S CONCLUSION: the liver is not enlarged, the abdomen is soft, the scars on the heart have resolved, there are no spots in the lungs, she is practically healthy, suitable for active family and work activities.

COMMISSION MEMBERS: (signatures of all doctors)

Attached to this is a simple toast:

FOR A MEDICAL ACT SUCH IN THE CIRCLE OF FRIENDS AND WITH FAITH AND WITH LOVE, HOW CAN YOU NOT DRINK PRECIOUS HEALTH TO YOUR ANNIVERSARY!!!

Certificate of medical examination of the hero of the day . Insert the last name, first name and patronymic of the person being congratulated into the act and print it out on paper (preferably colored). You can paste this act into a postcard, or simply laminate it.

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Sketch for the anniversary “Doctor”

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Host: Dear guests! Today you are all about big connections, you will undergo a medical examination completely free of charge. You will be examined by the most highly qualified doctor whose appointment. A doctor comes in wearing a robe and cap. - Hello, guests! Please prepare your hearts for a medical examination. (Approaches everyone, listening to the heart with a phonendoscope) says: 1. Completely healthy. 2. Let me hear what’s in your heart? Diagnosis: mild crush! 3.WHAT IS YOUR HEART SINGING ABOUT, CAN I LISTEN? So, the diagnosis is clear - that means 100 grams of vodka every half hour for tonight. By the end of the anniversary, the wound will heal itself. 4. Young man, say A-A-A. Enough. We write: confuses day with night. It’s okay, half of our population lives quietly with such a diagnosis. 5. But, dear, what will you please us with? All clear. She is sleeping! 6. And you, father, why are you so sad? Write. Depression. 8 Who are you, can I listen? Heightened self-esteem. There's nothing you can do about it. 9. Well, your heart will definitely introduce you to us, who are you, what is your last name? Persecution mania. 10. You sigh throughout the entire medical examination. Have you eaten anything today, how do you generally eat? 11. Your heart seems to be about to jump out of an overabundance of feelings. Is there something you really want to say? Well done. 12 Your heart, it seems to me, is worried about the gifts that you gave to the hero of the day today? It’s better to listen to the heart, it will tell the truth. (approaches the hero of the day) Say, THIS IS THE END OF THE ANNIVERSARY, everyone will go home and in the evening you will privately say the words to your wife that are in your heart. Can we listen too? . So, I checked all the guests, the diagnosis for everyone is clear: 1 Chronic anniversaryism. 2 Drinking 3 Tancelitis 4 Overeating 5 Overtostitis 6 Acute drunkenness 7 Hangover syndrome 8 Acute drinking deficiency

I urgently prescribe a potion for everyone: White, Red, Dry! Our dear hero of the day also underwent a medical examination! He is issued a CERTIFICATE OF HEALTH OF THE ANNIVERSARY. our council of relatives and friends who came to the anniversary. Having examined the hero of the day: ear, throat, nose, liver, heart, kidney, spleen. Having taken the depth of the convolutions and the length of the intestine, the conclusion was drawn - our hero of the day is young. The cardiogram says, the heart beats without a flaw. According to a blood test, he is fit for fiery love. And like a glass of urine, it doesn’t hit your head, and even on the lower floor, when examined in the lower room, Everything is openwork, everything is in order, just smeared heels, Well, it’s not a problem, he always runs a lot. And the hero of the day’s tongue is not worn out, there are no unnecessary wrinkles on his face. The brain and digestion are normal, but the reproductive channel is blocked. Well, it doesn’t matter, he always wants sex. And he can physically work until he sweats. We conclude that he does not need treatment. Is it just to relax? And with guests a little at a time, For health, take 100, 125 grams!

Comic medical examination of the hero of the day (or birthday boy)

I bring to your attention a comic medical examination of the hero of the day (or birthday boy) - this is an act of medical examination of the hero of the day (60-year-old man), which must be printed on beautiful colored paper. Don't forget to sign the "doctors"!

Before reading the act, you can act out a medical examination scene - 2-3 guests, dressed in white coats, “examine” the hero of the day - tap on the knees with a hammer, feel the pulse, examine the mouth, etc.

ACT

MEDICAL EXAMINATION OF THE ANNIVERSARY

In connection with the significant date - the 60th anniversary of the birth of God, specialists of the highest category conducted a thorough medical examination

FULL NAME._________________________________________

in order to check his precious health and vitality, he was examined by the following specialists: exercise therapy - correct physique, rounded stomach (does not tend to grow), proud posture, confident gait of life.

OCULIST - sees even what should not be seen, does not make eyes at women, but in vain.

The ENT specialist hears what he shouldn’t hear, but doesn’t show it and sometimes tells someone.

SURGEON - the musculoskeletal system is normal, able to withstand any load, the hernia does not protrude when laughing or coughing. Fit to be a pensioner.

ALLERGIST - no allergic reactions to alcohol observed MOTTO: Drinking is not a hindrance to business! Everyone knows - that’s not the point. He is an opponent - if a lot and a supporter a little bit!!

NEUROPATOLOGIST sometimes notices slight tremors throughout the body during hangover days. Then it needs brine or pickled cucumber.

PSYCHIATRIST has an adequate reaction to jokes and does not suffer from delusions of grandeur.

SEXOPATOLOGIST: No pathology from casual relationships was detected, temperament corresponds to age.

THE THERAPIST'S CONCLUSION: the liver is not enlarged, the abdomen is soft, the scars on the heart have resolved, there are no spots in the lungs, practically healthy, fit for active family and work activities.

COMMISSION MEMBERS: (signatures of all doctors)

Attached to this is a simple toast

FOR A MEDICAL ACT SUCH IN THE CIRCLE OF FRIENDS AND WITH FAITH AND WITH LOVE, HOW CAN YOU NOT DRINK PRECIOUS HEALTH TO YOUR ANNIVERSARY!!!

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Comic congratulations from a doctor on a woman’s anniversary

Anniversary sketch “Medical card of the hero of the day”

Funny scene with a doctor for an anniversary

Sketch “Doctor-Jubileeologist”

Costume scene for a man's anniversary

Doctor for the hero of the day.

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Certificate of medical examination of the hero of the day

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Sketch for the anniversary “Doctor”

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