Skits about Russian grandmothers for the 2022 New Year
To stage funny skits for the New Year, you can invite professional artists or contact your friends and relatives.
Acting out funny scenes with the participation of new Russian grandmothers for the 2022 New Year is not so difficult, the main thing is to convey the characteristic style of this popular duet.
The skit for the New Year 2022 with new Russian grandmothers begins with the artists who appeared at the holiday performing a song to the tune of “Merry Girls”:
Cheerful old ladies, Cool girlfriends, Friendly faces, Lights of cheerful eyes.
We walk around the area, Two white crows, We will congratulate anyone, Just give us a treat.
Next, the sketch about Russian grandmothers for the New Year is continued by the dialogue between Matryona and Flower.
Flower : Matryon, and Matryon, where are you dressed up like that?
Matryona : I don’t want to be a grandmother, but I want to be the Snow Maiden. What am I not good at? (She twirls her braid, batting her eyelashes.)
Flower : Have you, old bag, completely lost your mind? Look at yourself in the mirror, I also found a young woman.
Matryona : But I am young at heart and full of creative plans (performs one of the modern songs). Now I also follow fashion - just recently I bought myself sneakers with glowing laces and a smartphone with rhinestones. So now I am positive, sporty and modern!
Flower : Well, since it’s positive, let’s wish everyone a Happy New Year!
The funny scene of the new Russian grandmothers for the New Year is continued by the couplets.
Hello everyone from the new grandmothers, we wish you a lot of money! Well, for the grandmothers - the grandfathers are brave, Strong, smart, tanned!
So that they give you flowers, so that you carry them in your arms! And may Santa Claus bring you gifts!
Mothers, grandmothers, children - All girls and boys! So that everyone has money and doesn’t run aground!
So that in difficult times you can help someone! To all drivers - roads without traps and stones, For drivers, the path is long To make it even smoother!
Doctors - so that the sick everyone gets better And for this they bring you flowers in gratitude!
At this moment, the New Year's scene with new Russian grandmothers is interrupted by the appearance of Father Frost.
Santa Claus : Oh, I'm tired! I barely got to you!
The grandmothers come up to him: Something familiar is the face. Yes, it's Santa Claus! Why are you tired?
Santa Claus : I visited many Christmas trees: both in Moscow and at the North Pole, so I came to you.
Grandmothers : You need to lie on the sofa less, so you will be less tired.
Matryona : We need to warm up. Santa Claus, let's dance?
At the end of the scene about Russian grandmothers for the New Year 2022, Father Frost knocks his staff on the floor and invites everyone to a round dance near the Christmas tree.
I would like to wish you with all my heart never to get tired of life! Under the Christmas tree, return to childhood again, joke, laugh, sing and have fun!
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HOST: Two “new Russian” grandmothers came to us for the holiday with congratulations. Hello grandmothers, where did you come to us from? And who are you? GRANDMOTHER 1: We’ll tell you everything about ourselves and show you everything, right, Matryona? GRANDMOTHER 2: True Flower.
SONG OF “NEW RUSSIAN BANKS” (to the tune of “Cheerful Girls”, sing together) Cheerful old ladies, Cool girlfriends, Friendly faces, Lights of cheerful eyes.
We walk around the area, Two white crows, We will congratulate anyone, Just give us a treat. We walk around the area, Two white crows, We will congratulate anyone, Just give us a treat. GRANDMOTHER 1: (addresses the presenters) - Yes, but who should be congratulated? Who was born to you, a girl or a boy? PRESENTER 2: We are having a girl! GRANDMOTHER SINGS: Girls are different, Black, white, red... (At the same time she looks at the youngest of the daughters of the hero of the day) PRESENTER 1: Stop, stop! This is not the same girl. Her mother should be congratulated! After all, it's her birthday! GRANDMOTHER 1: (sings to the tune: ...From afar, the Volga River flows for a long time) Mother said!? Yours..., Wow? She’s still a girl, no matter where she is. She can go on tour, or go to a banquet. After all, she is only almost seventeen years old. GRANDMOTHER 2: Fuck you. We must congratulate in a new, modern way. (Sings in RAP style, with characteristic movements). … (Name)! You look cool today, Cool just like one of your own, And what are those faces sitting on, Probably all your relatives? GRANDMOTHER 1: Think about it! I can do the same, even better. Listen here! (continues RAP) We came here today On this anniversary of yours You are more beautiful than ever, More than many of ours! GRANDMOTHER 1: Well, how great we seemed to them here, will they take us to the table now? What do you think? GRANDMOTHER 2: Why! (they sing together “Birthday” from the repertoire of I. Nikolaev) Birthday A holiday of childhood And nowhere, nowhere can you escape from it. (The presenters invite them to the table). SONG OF FRIENDS.
(To the tune of “The Old Grandmother from the repertoire of V. Dobrynin”) We dressed up in the morning in a bright sundress, warmed up a little, brought gifts.
Our hero of the day is young, Even though he’s no longer a boy, And look in the circle Jumping like a bunny Chorus: Grandfather, grandfather” Grandfather, grandfather, Drunk grannies are dancing around you, You and I will have fun until the morning, On your anniversary day, You can get drunk. Everything is fine with you. Home, family, work. It was not in vain that he called us to his place. He wanted to dance. Play the music louder, Let the walls shake, You dance well, At least go on stage now. Anniversary skit “New Russian grandmothers”
HOST: Dear hero of the day, dear guests! The always welcome, cheerful New Russian grandmothers came to visit us! Let's greet them with thunderous applause! (two men dressed up as grandmothers come out and take turns performing ditties) 1 BABKA. I fell in love with the hero of the day, it’s breathtaking! Don’t look, my friend, that I’m old, I’m cooler than the young one! 2 GRANDMA. You, my friend, forgot to know how old you are! Look how dirty it is, sand is pouring down behind! 1 GRANDMA. Don't scold me, friend, Don't envy me in vain! And I’ll find you a friend, Grandfather, to put it simply! 2 GRANDMA. Why am I an old grandfather? I'm younger than you! Maybe the hero of the day will compliment me too! 1 GRANDMA. Oh, let's not argue on this holiday! Our hero of the day doesn’t want to quarrel with us at all, boy! 2 GRANDMA. Our dear hero of the day, we are all glad to see you! Drink a glass with you The rewards are more important to us! SINGING TOGETHER: Congratulations, congratulations, We will not tire of congratulating you! And we all wish you Never to get tired!
New Year for beginners
Ladushka, this is a completely different matter, I’ll try to answer the question. I can post a photo of the header in the evening in this thread, because the others are closed. and in the evening because the pictures are at home. The hat, like the whole costume, was sewn from a photograph of Morozko, the fur was made from artificial mink..
ok about the staff I need to take a picture too
in words, first of all, the tip should not be rigidly fixed to the staff, because it often breaks off when dropped, so it is better with a rigid spring
Regarding the skid, I had different options from using a rod for a plastic curtain in the bathroom. She's still gaining strength with her knees. the required length, so even when you run to the car you can lay it out like a bamboo fishing rod along the way, the same principle is one of the simpler options. sold on construction markets. the second moment was carved from wood. and they made connections like a fishing rod with metal tubes, but this was too confusing. and the third option. By the way, someone already suggested that a metal-plastic pipe goes very well, which is cut in the right place and just a plastic one is selected there. no longer a metal-plastic insert. which serves as a jumper for connection. everything is simple and excellent. and we’ve been using the idea of pouring alcohol from a glass into a staff for a long time, as soon as we started using a pipe for the staff, it goes great
Analytical report for the year. Scene “New Russian grandmothers”
Tatyana Korekova
Analytical report for the year. Scene “New Russian grandmothers”
Sketch " New Russian grandmothers "
Characters: Matryona, Flower, Grandfather.
Scene . Grandfather is sleeping on a bench. Snores, sniffles and rolls over throughout the grandmothers' conversation. There's a newspaper on his face. Matryona enters the hall. He approaches his grandfather and examines him. He sits down next to him and looks under the newspaper. The flower runs into the hall.
C: Matryon, hear, Matryon!
M: Ch-ch-ch. What do you want, flower?
Ts: What are you doing here? A?
Matryona nervously takes the newspaper from her grandfather’s face and pretends to read it.
M: FAQ? FAQ? Can't you see, I'm reading a newspaper.
C: Ah-ah-ah. Well, let's read it together.
M: Look, look, what they write.
The flower peeks carefully through the grandfather.
Ts: What, what is there?
Firefly kindergarten
write. In group No. 10 there are teachers: Tatyana Vitalievna Korekova and Ekaterina Vladimirovna Zubova, and also a speech therapist – Tatyana Aleksandrovna Korekova.
Ts: Oh, so what, so what? I also worked as a teacher when I was young. I remember...
M: Where did you work? In a camp for elderly retirees?
The flower teases and waves its hand.
M: Look! They write that the children of this group constantly participate in various competitions throughout the year: music, sports, research and creativity. They even have certificates.
On the slide are children's certificates.
Ts: Eh, where are my years? I would also take part in the competition.
M: Where would you participate, Flower? What competition will you be accepted into?
Ts: Yes, even in a beauty contest! I'm a girl at her best!
Flower adjusts her scarf and lifts her skirt.
Matryona jumps up from the bench and covers Flower’s bare legs.
M: Shame! Flower, hide your stamens, otherwise you will waste the pollen in vain.
The flower resentfully sits down in its place.
M: Look, look, what else are they writing? There, not only children participate in competitions, but also teachers themselves.
Ts: What are you talking about!
M: Yeah! For example, Korekova T.V. participated
• in the regional competition “Light up! Become more visible on the road! And received a certificate for 1st place;
• she also has a 1st degree diploma for participation in the all-Russian competition “Spring. Childhood. Creation"
;
• diploma of the all-Russian competition 1st degree “New Year’s Kaleidoscope”
;
• 1st degree diploma of the all-Russian competition “Kids about the Great Patriotic War”;
• a letter of gratitude in the all-Russian competition “My Favorite Toy”
;
And E. V. Zubova participated in:
• All-Russian competition “I am an Educator”
and received a 2nd degree diploma;
• she also has a diploma for 2nd place for participation in the municipal competition “Teacher of the Year”
;
• diploma of the All-Russian competition 2nd degree “Pedagogical Project”
;
• all-Russian diploma, with international participation, 1st degree “We explore the world in a preschool educational institution in winter!”
;
And Korekova T. A. participated in:
• municipal competition for speech therapists “Best master class”
;
• also participated in the regional competition “Speech therapist of the year 2014”
;
• prepared the student to participate in the municipal competition “I am a Researcher”
;
• completed advanced training courses and, as part of these courses, conducted practical classes with children;
Also, throughout the year, teachers published their methodological and practical developments on various websites and received certificates.
On the slides are certificates from teachers.
Ts: Oh, what milk! I would also go to such teachers. Let them teach me!
The flower jumps up.
M: Where would you go, old stick! You don’t know how to read, she should go.
Ts: Why can’t I read? Come on, give me the newspaper here.
Reads slowly: “Results of the interim diagnostics”
.
Ts: And then there’s some kind of schedule.
M: Well, give it, give it here, I’ll take a look. Yes, it turns out that their children’s academic performance has also increased. Look, at the beginning of the year, according to diagnostic results, the level above average was 10.6%, and at the end of the year it was as much as 25%.
Ts: Look, Matryon, there’s something else written under the schedule.
M: Based on the results of diagnostics at the end of the year and on the basis of a comparative analysis, we can conclude that the program of the age group was mastered by children at an average level. Children had difficulty completing tasks related to dramatizing fairy tales and role-playing poetry readings.
Ts: Oh, poor little ripples!
Grandfather wakes up, takes Flower by the knee, she groans and feels shy. He also takes Matryona by the knee, and she hits her grandfather in the shoulder in shock. Grandfather wakes up. Everyone looks at each other in surprise. The flower tries to put his grandfather's hand back on his knee.
D: What are you doing here?
M: What kind of boos are we to you? You're a Colorado potato beetle.
Ts: We are girls!
D: Did you ask that the old ladies took my newspaper?
Ts: Who needs it? Here, take it.
Grandfather concentrates. The flower points with a finger.
D: “Plan for interaction with parents”
. Ugh, some nonsense!
M: What nonsense is this, you old barmoley! This is the most important thing!
Grandfather continues to read.
During the year, teachers of this group conducted events such as: seasonal holidays. Parents took part in various internal and regional competitions. Also, parents were not left without participation in the design of the site during the year. Parent meetings were held as scheduled. Information was constantly updated in the parent's corner.
M: Oh, Flower, what are the teachers of the Firefly kindergarten not doing?
. Sorceresses, indeed! We need to wish them patience and skill, more strength for creative victories, and success in the next academic year.
