Hello, dear first-graders and their parents! And a big hello to everyone who is planning to return to their home school on September 1st! The beginning of autumn is an exciting period. Teachers are preparing for the school year, and children are trying on school uniforms and putting new, pleasant-smelling notebooks into their briefcases.
September 1st is a big holiday! This is the All-Russian Day of Knowledge and the first bell in all educational institutions of the country. Imagine how many children wake up early in the morning on this significant day, and how many mothers and grandmothers tremblingly lead their students to meet their first school mentor. Let's make this exciting day more joyful and beautiful, prepare funny scenes for September 1 together with parents and teachers!
On this page you will find suitable scenarios for Knowledge Day, performances with humor for first-graders and their parents. Take note of the funny skits, and your debut day at school will be fun and successful!
A sketch with humor for September 1 at school
On the stage is the school office of the future - a desk, a teacher’s chair and a liquid crystal board. A student sits at a desk with a bunch of textbooks and an antenna on his head. A teacher comes in in a space suit.
Teacher : Hello children... (sees only one student) Oh, where are the rest?
The student sadly throws up his hands and shrugs his shoulders: Probably half of them were captured by aliens along the way, while others played with the teleport and ended up in some black hole.
Teacher : Okay, we will still teach the first intergalactic lesson. Write down the topic: integrals of a matrix system.
A first-grader looks at the teacher in surprise.
Teacher : Yes, what were you thinking, young man. In the era of superluminal spaceships, will we learn the alphabet? Or add 1+1?
The student opens his notebook and writes down the topic with a knowing look.
Teacher : Now we will solve the example together and create a one-hundred-by-one matrix. Ready?
The student shrinks and hides behind the textbook.
Teacher : Okay, this will be a homework assignment, but now we’ll test your knowledge at the board!
The student sighs with relief.
The teacher takes the remote control and turns on the board; complex formulas, scary monsters from outer space, and the faces of aliens flash on the screen.
The student covers his head with a notebook.
Teacher : Yes, my friend, what did you want? It was in the quiet 21st century that students sat in spacious classrooms and wrote letters in notebooks in a line. They had school uniforms, beautiful backpacks, and in the yard they played football and volleyball. Eh...
The teacher sighs and looks sternly at the student: And now, in our technical 23rd century, you will have to master driving a comic scooter, quickly reload a beam blaster and calculate in your head whether there will be enough fuel to reach the next inhabited planet.
The student freezes and begins to slowly slide under the desk.
Teacher : Don't drift, little defender of the Earth, I will teach you to fly between the stars, but first you need to master integrals!
The student sits under the table and gives SOS signals to mom and dad.
At this time, the school principal enters the classroom. She is wearing a combat suit, a fantastic weapon on her belt, and a walkie-talkie in her hands.
Headmistress : Hello, Andrey Borisovich. How is the first lesson going for first-graders? I see that we have a problem with attendance.
The teacher throws up his hands, the student awkwardly crawls out from under his desk.
The headmistress's radio is flashing, she answers the signal: Reception, reception, are they already close?!
Get your light guns ready!
Teacher takes out a blaster: Another invasion of Smurziks? Well, that’s okay, now we’ll show them!
Headmistress : Andrey Borisovich, please give a crash course to the young fighter. We need the strength of all students!
The student is shocked. The teacher gives him a blaster and shows him where to press.
At this time, a bunch of little aliens burst into the classroom, a battle begins, the teacher and student fight together against the invaders.
Curtain, the audience laughs, the actors come out to bow.
Funny scene with fairy-tale characters
Koschey the Immortal, Baba Yaga, Vodyanoy, Zmey Gorynych and Leshy are sitting on the stage.
The presenter announces: Villains from Russian folk tales once gathered in a hut near
Baba Yaga. They drink tea, sit and talk about themselves.
Characters with sad faces. Baba Yaga takes a sip from her cup and angrily puts it down on the table.
Baba Yaga : No, just think! Once you make a mistake, they immediately write you off!
Vodyanoy : What are you talking about, grandma?
Baba Yaga : How is it, what is it about? And about that! My broom is broken, I can’t see the wires at all without my glasses, so I picked it up. It only made things worse. I asked Ivanushka to fix it, and I would feed him and give him something to drink. And do you know what he answers to me?
Everyone listens carefully.
Baba Yaga in a male voice: He says “oh, old lady, move away, this is not a woman’s business”, “I’ll figure it out myself”, “you’re too old to delve into mechanisms”! Ugh!
Zmey Gorynych : Lack of culture!
Baba Yaga : Don't talk. Not a woman's business, look! By the way, I am an electrical engineer! I dedicated my whole life to this!
Leshy : I didn’t even know that you were an engineer.
Baba Yaga : Hello, we've arrived! Do you think my hut runs magically on chicken legs? Does a spoon in a cauldron of living soup interfere with itself?
Leshy : Wow! A miracle of technological progress!
Koschey sighs: And they don’t take me seriously anymore...
Baba Yaga : What’s wrong with you, Koshcheyushka?
Koschey crosses his arms over his chest: One hero came to me with claims, saying that I stole something and hid it in my treasury...
Leshy : Isn’t that so?
Koschey, offended: Actually, Mr. Leshy, I am an economist with a higher education. Tsars trust me with their gold. I distribute the budget, and treat the young royal daughters from shopaholism with the help of trainings...
Leshy : What other trainings?
Koschey waves it off: I took courses in psychology. Do you think it's so easy to convince modern children that you are immortal and your life is hidden in a chest? Ha!
Leshy : What else don’t I know? Here you are, Gorynych, who is your education?
Gorynych : I am a surgeon.
The goblin scratches the back of his head: Here’s a turn...
Baba Yaga laughs: Have you thought where the two heads went, and who sewed new ones on him?
The goblin examines the snake: Well, I don’t know. How do you spit fire, tell me your secret? Gorynych hiccups, the others hide under the table.
Gorynych : False alarm.
Everyone climbs back out and breathes a sigh of relief.
Gorynych : This is a failed experiment. A side effect, so to speak.
Leshy : Okay... Only Vodyanoy remained. Who are you? Surprise me.
The merman smugly strokes his beard: Oh, I’ll surprise you! I'm a fashion designer!
Leshy is shocked: Here they are! I thought you were a plumber...
Baba Yaga : Or a synchronized swimming champion.
Koschey : Did you swim far at the Olympic Games?!
Everyone laughs together. Gorynych hiccups, everyone again hides under the table and cautiously crawls back out.
Vodyanoy offended: Gentlemen, your jokes are inappropriate. Where else will you find such a stunning costume made of seaweed and shells? Next time you want to sew a button, thread the needle yourself.
Gorynych : Don’t be offended! We were joking. Without you, we're all mermaids and we'd be walking around naked.
The others agree and nod.
Baba Yaga : Wait, Leshy. Why don’t you tell us about yourself?
Leshy : What should I tell you? I live in the forest, blend in with the area, I can’t be seen or heard, I cover my tracks. Who am I?
Koschey : If I wanted to solve riddles, I would go to my daughter Vasilisa the Wise. No one will surpass her.
Baba Yaga : Yes, don’t fool us. Speak to the point.
Leshy : Okay, whatever you say. I studied military affairs.
Vodyanoy : Then why do you live in the forest?
Goblin , drinking tea: It’s a peaceful time. Pah-pah, so as not to jinx it. But I’m used to our Russian forest.
Baba Yaga gets up and raises her cup of tea: Well, for us, friends! And for a good education!
Everyone gets up, clinks their cups and drinks tea.
Gorynych hiccups loudly again, and the others throw their cups and run away. Gorynych runs in the opposite direction.
Presenter : You see, guys, even Baba Yaga studied well at school and was able to assemble her flying stupa! Study, study, study, and loud applause for our actors!
The guys go on stage, hold hands and bow. The audience is delighted!
Congratulations on September 1 to a first grader in prose
Our dear first-graders, we congratulate you on an important event, on your first step into school life! We wish you never to be afraid and to be confident in yourself, to bravely overcome lesson after lesson, page after page, notebook after notebook. Much success to you, dears, good mood, fun adventures and excellent marks in your diaries!
Dear first-graders, today you crossed the school threshold for the first time. On this day you are a little scared, interesting and unusual, because you are starting a new life. Let it become an unforgettable journey to the land of knowledge. I wish you to find good friends here, discover a whole world of new information, and fully reveal your talents and abilities. Hard work, patience, good grades, exciting lessons and fun moments! Welcome to schoolland!
Dear first-graders, may Knowledge Day become a bright and joyful holiday for you. We wish you a joyful and cheerful school life, good grades, a desire for knowledge and new discoveries. May your first academic year be successful, bright and interesting.
Dear first graders, today you are taking your first steps into the vast world of knowledge! Let this “journey” be exciting, educational and colorful for you! I wish you not only to learn new things, but also to find good, loyal friends! Good luck, guys! Good luck and success to you!
Your first Knowledge Day has arrived! Let him be remembered by the smile on his face, the light in his eyes, the bright sun in the sky and a new, happy stage in your life. Let studying give you pleasure, and good grades be your constant guideline.
Dear guys, today you came to school to begin your path to knowledge. We congratulate you on September 1 and wish you fun, exciting lessons, good grades, new friends, and kind teachers. May your school years be joyful, full of amazing discoveries and happy moments.
Happy knowledge Day! I wish you good grades, easy assignments, funny and kind desk neighbors, fair and not very strict teachers, interesting subjects, exciting events and, most importantly, new discoveries!
Happy Knowledge Day, first-graders! May the new stage that began for you today be happy, bright and cheerful. I wish you excellent grades, interesting discoveries and exciting events every day.
Today is an important day for first graders, the first and most important day of knowledge. I want to congratulate you and wish you never give up, grow above yourself, explore this world, learn new things and strive for knowledge!
Happy holiday, first graders! We wish you victories and the will to achieve them, so that learning is a pleasure, and the desire for knowledge is rewarded with excellent grades and academic performance. May your school years be the happiest!
Sketch for Knowledge Day at school on a line
High school students participating in the skit come forward. An assistant stands behind the scenes to provide needed items.
First : Teachers tell me that my essays are pure water. I'll tell you a secret, I want to become a plumber! (Assistant hands over a large wrench) My ability to handle water will come in handy there!
He slings the wrench over his shoulder and takes a step back.
Second : Teachers tell me that I am naughty. So I will be the director of a big company! (Takes glasses from the Assistant and puts them on) I don’t have to listen to anyone there, everyone will listen only to me!
He takes a step back and crosses his arms over his chest.
Third : Teachers remark to me that my school lunches smell throughout the whole class. Pick up your mouth, ladies and gentlemen, (takes the chef's hat from the assistant and puts it on) I will become a cook and will feed you my signature dishes!
He steps back and importantly adjusts his cap.
Fourth : People often tell me that I have my head in the clouds and care more about my appearance than about my lessons. But that's not true! I’ll finish school and become a stylist (takes a comb and scissors from an assistant). You will be lining up to see me for fashionable hairstyles!
Steps back and snaps the scissors several times.
Fifth : And I often get sick, I sneeze and cough right in class, I can lie with a fever for a week. They tell me to dress warmly! But no one knows what I dream about. I’ll go to medical university (takes a mask and syringe from an assistant) and become a doctor! I will cure all the sick!
He also steps back and demonstratively presses the syringe.
Sixth : In our class there are often minor quarrels. Who should decide them if not me? Someone will say that I'm sticking my nose into someone else's business? (Takes the judge's gavel and a folder with documents from the Assistant) But wait, I will become a lawyer and solve global problems. Steps back and waves the hammer in the air.
Seventh : My favorite lesson is physical education! No one will catch up with me and no one will beat me. I know that this is my calling (takes a football or basketball ball from the Assistant).
I will devote myself to sports and set a new world record!
Steps back and plays with the ball.
The assistant comes to the center and stands in front of the students, facing the audience.
Assistant : As you can see, each student has his own abilities, and the school will help us with the choice of future professions. We are all unique and inimitable, and I (puts on sunglasses) will become the best presenter in the city! Your applause to the actors!
Celebration of initiation into first graders. “We are now not just children, we are now students” - presentation
Celebration of initiation into first graders.
“We are now not just children, we are now students” Land of KNOWLEDGE.
We will be together. 4 winters 816 days 4 springs 32 thousand lessons 4 autumns 50 thousand hours
Russian language Literary reading Mathematics The world around us Music Technology Fine arts Physical education
Briefcase
Let's assemble the briefcase correctly.
Envelope 1 In the city of Flowers, I live as a short, smart guy with a reputation. I wish you to learn everything diligently so that you can create everything good in life! What's my name? Guess what? The inventor is a short guy named... Znayka
FAMILY Mom Dad Grandma Grandpa Sister Brother I
Wolf Leave Sheep Vice Versa Flowers Legs
Envelope 2 We wish you to gnaw nuts for a whole year without interference, Have fun playing burners. Happy Dedication Day to you! Forest squirrels.
Envelope 3 Game
Envelope 4 Hello, dear first-graders! I, the queen of the land of Knowledge, hasten to congratulate you on your first lessons and wish you to study at five and learn more interesting things in my country. Today I want to give you a “magic” brush. Its magic lies in the fact that as soon as you pass it over a sheet of paper, a drawing immediately appears. Today there will be answers to my riddles
guesses
Envelope 5
Envelope 6
Fifth graders
Oath of a first-grader I swear in front of everyone to try to be healthy, to go to Chigol school regularly! I swear! I swear to read and write decently and carry “good” and “excellent” in my backpack. I swear! I swear that I will try very hard not to fight with my friends anymore! I swear! I swear to be a well-mannered child, not to run around school, but to walk. I swear! And if I break my oath, then I’ll give up my baby tooth, then I promise to wash the dishes forever, and I won’t play on the computer! I swear! I will always be a perfect child and I will never forget my vow! I swear!
Oath of parents of first-graders I swear (whether I am a mother or whether I am a father) To always say “Well done” to the child! I swear! I swear to leave on time, I swear not to be late for classes. I swear! I swear I will not “build” my child’s education, I swear to master a foreign language with him. I swear! For bad marks, I swear not to scold him and to help him do his homework. I swear! And if I break my oath, Then I give away my last tooth, Then I promise to feed my child with boiled condensed milk every day! I swear! Then I will be an ideal parent and I will never forget my vow! I swear!
First graders
Be obedient - that's one Don't waste words - that's two Take the best as an example - that's three And always know four: life is not joy without work You must respect your elders, don't offend children - that's five If there is an assignment, take it as an honor - that's six Be attentive to everyone - that's seven
The holiday is over, time for everyone to go home! Thanks to all! See you again!
