Congratulations from Baba Yaga for New Year 2022
To celebrate the 2022 New Year with joy, you should think through the entertainment program in advance, including interesting competitions, practical jokes, riddles and skits. Productions featuring fairy-tale characters are especially popular among children and adults.
Your guests will love the small New Year's production about Baba Yaga, which we bring to your attention.
Scene with Baba Yaga for the New Year 2022
A comic New Year's greeting from Baba Yaga (a man can play this role) will begin with her appearing at the holiday: - Oh, my broom, my broom! Where have you taken me? Well, I got the transport! Is your navigator broken? Oh, tell me, honest people, is New Year not here?
Santa Claus appears in miniature, he sees Baba Yaga: “Yes, we are celebrating the coming year here.” And you, grandma, as I remember, no one invited you here. Baba Yaga: - Santa Claus, respect me, Otherwise I will turn your holiday into a big scandal. You saw me in action: You know, I’m a thunder woman, I’ll cause mayhem here, I’ll destroy all your tables, And you’ll dance now, So don’t be a fool, Appoint me Snow Maiden Ali Snow Queen. I want to be first everywhere!
Santa Claus does not agree, and then in this comic scene Baba Yaga reports that she has enchanted New Year's gifts.
– Dear guests, there will be no presents for you from Santa Claus! But I will present you with my gifts - you will not forget them forever. (She takes out various things from the basket and gives them to the guests.)
- So as not to suffer from a hangover, I brewed a potion for you from toadstools, toads and snakes. Drink it without fear! (Gives a jar of pickles.)
- I poked around in the closets and collected some potions. To be strong in love, take a carrot. (Hands over carrots.)
– Oranges help with colds and sore throats. And so that the pressure does not torment you - Here is the instruction: Eat grapefruit more often, You will become like this fruit. (Gives these fruits.)
- But this is jelly made from mold! Haven't you drunk it yet? So accept it when the carousel begins in your body! (Gives a carton of fruit juice.)
After this, Santa Claus says: “What kind of gifts are these, grandma?” Snegurochka and I prepared completely different gifts for our guests - New Year's ones.
He turns to the guests: “Let’s break the spell with you.”
Guests will solve riddles and receive prizes for this - calendars, small toys, sweets, etc. Santa Claus will invite those present to answer the questions:
- Previously, in Rus', the New Year was celebrated on March 1 and September 1. Which of the Russian tsars issued a decree according to which this holiday began to be celebrated on the first of January? (Peter the First).
- Which Russian city is considered the geographical homeland of Father Frost? (Veliky Ustyug).
- In which country is New Year celebrated together with Cattle Breeding Day? Santa Claus, who is dressed as a cattle breeder, wears a fox hat, has a long whip in his hands, and a snuffbox and flint on his side. (In Mongolia).
- In which country is the residence of the Snow Queen located? (In Lapland).
- Why don't they serve birds at the New Year's table in Hungary? (It is believed that otherwise happiness may fly away from home).
- Where before the New Year it is customary to fill all the dishes with water, and after the clock strikes twelve, a real flood begins, as people pour water from the windows? (This custom exists in Cuba).
Merry New Year's competitions with the participation of Baba Yaga
A comic greeting from Baba Yaga for the New Year 2022 may include a “Guess” contest. Its participants are divided into two teams, one of which must depict a well-known proverb or fairy tale using pantomime. The second team must guess what proverb they are talking about. The maximum number of attempts to give the correct answer is from three to five.
Baba Yaga: - They didn’t want to make me the Snow Maiden - and there’s no need. I’ve already become your Princess No Laugher: your performances don’t amuse me. Let's better hold another competition.
To participate in this funny New Year's competition, Baba Yaga divides those interested into two teams. The first team is Princess Nesmeyana; these participants sit on chairs and look as sad as possible. The second team must make them laugh.
To do this, you will need to tell jokes, sing ditties, perform ridiculous movements, etc. Each smiling “non-laugher” joins the second team. After this, the teams can switch roles.
You can hold a music competition with Baba Yaga, the participants of which will perform one verse of the song “Winter”:
1. Winter lived in a hut at the edge of the forest. She salted snowballs in a birch tub, She twisted yarn, she weaved canvas, Forged ice bridges and bridges over rivers.
Chorus: The ceiling is icy, the door is creaky, Behind the rough wall there is prickly darkness. As soon as you go beyond the threshold, there is frost everywhere, And from the windows there is a blue-blue park.
2. I went hunting, cut silver, and planted a thin moon in a crystal bucket. She sewed fur coats for the trees, made a sleigh path, and then hurried into the forest to rest in the hut.
Chorus.
Baba Yaga: - Oh, thank you, you made me laugh! I no longer wanted to do magic.
Then, in her comic congratulations on the New Year, Baba Yaga decides to sing ditties: “I am a merry old lady, I have lived on Earth for a hundred years, And I love to sing ditties, I also love to listen to them.” Stretch your bellows, accordion, and play and play! Sing ditties, Grandma the Hedgehog, Sing, don’t talk!
She turns to the guests: “What, did you like the way I sing?” And you know what? Let me teach you to sing too.
She invites several girls and women onto the stage. The participants in this skit perform ditties together with Baba Yaga: - Our accordion is good, And we are beauties too! We'll sing ditties for you, We know you'll like it!
The whole country celebrates the New Year together! Pour a glass! With Yaga, let's drink to the holiday!
Hey, beautiful girls, we don’t miss you today! Together with my grandmother, we sing ditties loudly!
Baba Yaga: – Last New Year’s holiday I celebrated with the goblin, The forest people sang along – I danced a striptease!
All together: - Sing, sing, merry fellows! Dance, drink. Here we sang ditties for you, don’t forget us!
Father Frost appears on the stage again: “What an old lady, what a Baba Yaga!” Any young person will give a hundred points ahead! Let's thank her and sing a song in her honor.
The participants in this cheerful New Year's miniature with Baba Yaga dance around her and sing: “A grandmother was born in the forest, She grew up in the forest, And this grandmother’s name was Our Light, Baba Yaga!” The blizzard sang a song to her, the bear sang ditties, but grandmother was not happy for many, many years! But the New Year has suddenly arrived And grandmother is blooming - Our grandmother was invited to the Christmas tree by honest people! Now she came to us for the holiday, dressed up, and brought a lot of joy to all the guests!
The main character of the comic scene, Baba Yaga, declares: - Well, you were afraid of me... And I am Yaga of the heart, Though harmful, but eternal, Gray-haired, but perky, Agile Grandmother. I fly on a broom and am always tipsy.
At the end of this New Year's greeting, Baba Yaga addresses the guests: - Happy New Year! May it bring joy, May this New Year be happy for everyone!
May he be rich, generous, good luck and kindness, I wish happiness to come to everyone in the New Year! Happy holiday, my dears! Happy New Year!
A scene with the participation of Baba Yaga to congratulate a woman on her name day
To stage this scene, you must immediately prepare the main gift, a woolen scarf, a handkerchief, a package of sanitary pads, a bottle of champagne, and a countermeasure. options, a bag of potato chips and a bag to hold it all. One of the guests can easily play the role of Baba Yaga.
Baba Yaga: Yaga from a fairy tale came to you to congratulate you, Oksanochka! Today I brought gifts from the forest in a bag. I spent a long time getting ready for the journey, dressing up, and kissing my sweetheart at night.
(Gives the birthday girl the main gift.)
Our Vodyanoy has gone completely crazy. He quickly turned around with trade, He sent you tinctures, He called it Living water.
(Baba Yaga takes out a bottle of champagne.)
And Tortilla, then Tortilla, she forgot everything in her old age. Instead of a key, she sent Oldeys here.
(Gives sanitary pads.)
(Baba Yaga hands over a bag of potato chips.)
Damned Vodyanoi What did he do to me? He says, “I was protecting myself.” This is the object that I got.
(Gives the birthday girl the remedy.)
The wolf picked up a lamb for you, but such is nature, You only got one skin from the sheep.
(Gives a woolen scarf.)
The spider wove webs for you to prevent tears from falling from your eyes.
(Gives a handkerchief.)
Next, Baba Yaga offers to drink to the health of the birthday girl.
Scenario of the New Year's event "New Year's Miracles"
New Year's entertainment program " New Year's Miracles "
The evening opens with a fiery New Year's song
from TO “ Vokalnoe ”_________________________________ Presenter.
Hello, dear guys!
I'm glad to see you today, on the bright New Year holiday! I wish you Happy New Year for a hundred years to come! Tell me, did you come here to have fun? (Yes!) Do you have pens? (Yes!) Do they clap loudly? (Yes!) Show me! Do you have legs? (Yes!) Do they stomp loudly? (Yes!) Show me! Are you in a good mood? (Yes!) And we have decent company! Now let's join in a round dance. Round dance to New Year's music " Four Steps Forward ". Presenter.
Take your seats, and I'm coming for a surprise!
(Leaves.) The sound of a motorcycle, a whistle, a scream is heard. Baba Yaga appears on a broom, slows down, making a sharp circle. She has a bandana on her head, torn on top, in patches, a leather jacket on her skirt, biker gloves on her hands, and a lot of metal jewelry on her neck. Examines the decorated Christmas tree. Baba Yaga.
So, are we preparing for the New Year? So there's a cool party coming up? Uh-huh... Was I invited? - No. So they are going to celebrate without me? Well, we'll see about that later! It seems that the plan is maturing, we need to involve the guard. He sits on a broom and starts it up like a motorcycle (the roar of a motorcycle can be heard). Kikimora Froska runs in in rags, very stylish and modern. Collides with a motorcycle, runs around it and continues to run in a circle.
Kikimora Froska
.
Guard! Guard! What is it? I found it, it’s mine, and they – give it back and that’s it. No, I found it, it’s so dishonest, and then they insult me... No, I’ll go to the Forestry Department court! I'll show them how to mock the inhabitants of the forest! Baba Yaga.
Calm down, kikimora Froska!
Why are you shouting? Tell me exactly what happened? Froska.
I walked on my own, didn’t bother anyone, I saw a bag on the road. I looked and there was no one around, so it was no one’s bag. She grabbed it and ran. I had just turned behind a pine tree when suddenly, as if out of the ground, this bearded man appeared. “Give me back,” he says, “wretched thief, the bag!” And I told him: “There’s no point in insulting me, I didn’t steal, I found it!” It means I’m not going to give it back!” And as soon as he hit with his staff, I dropped the bag out of fear, and as soon as I ran... I still can’t stop. Dear Yaga Andronovna, stop the old lady, otherwise I’ll die like this, on the run. (Baba Yaga stops Froska.)
Baba Yaga.
This means that he insulted and offended you, the unfortunate one. And I know how to take revenge on the bearded man. Let’s do this: you take charge... (whispers in Froska’s ear), and I first..., and then the two of us..., understand? Forward!
Baba Yaga lets go of her hand, and Froska runs away, because running is now her normal state.
Baba Yaga.
Oh yes I am! What did you come up with! So... we can't waste a minute.
Baba Yaga starts the broom and, with the growling sound of a motorcycle, makes a sharp turn and rushes away.
Light holiday music sounds, with a beautiful box
The Presenter enters in her hands.
Presenter.
I have prepared a New Year's surprise for you, but I will show it to you when Grandfather Frost comes.
In the meantime, I'll put my box under the Christmas tree. We have very little time left, and we have not yet checked whether everything is ready for the New Year. So, the Christmas tree was decorated, the costumes were prepared. Yes? Have you forgotten the good mood? I'll check it now. The song plays, everyone gets up in a round dance “ It’s frosty outside ”
and dances
“ Ceiling flash mob .
Presenter.
Well done, I see you are in a good mood, you are well prepared for the most long-awaited holiday of the year. The most important thing left is to light the New Year tree, and who usually does this, you know? (Yes!) Of course, Santa Claus. I’ll go and invite him to quickly turn on the lights on the tree, and we’ll celebrate the New Year.
The presenter leaves. The hum of the engine is heard. Baba Yaga appears riding a broom.
Baba Yaga.
ABOUT! You've gathered, you're hanging out, it appears. What about your faces? Everyone is so kind, honest, affectionate, cheerful - it’s disgusting to watch! Well, never mind, soon your faces will take on the proper appearance: when you find out what surprise I have prepared for you, you will go crazy. I stole a bag of gifts from your Santa Claus and hid it in a good place. Are you satisfied? Why are we standing? Shall we dance? What? Don't you want to dance with me? Woohoo! How everything is running..., you came to the New Year's holiday. Yeah, you don’t want to dance, but I...
I don’t want Santa Claus to bring you gifts. I took the whole bag for myself. I hid it and didn’t bring it. I'll dance, guys, - I'm fine!
Baba Yaga dances a short dance in the style of rap or breakdancing. The dance should be very funny. At the end of the dance, Froska runs in and knocks Baba Yaga off her feet. She falls, Froska falls on her.
Baba Yaga.
Here is a swamp kikimora, it ruined the whole dance.
(Froska rises sharply and continues to run in circles.) Froska.
Look, she wanted to dance, then do everything yourself.
I can’t feel my legs under me, I’ll soon go crazy! Baba Yaga.
Calm down, friend.
(Stops her and holds her hand.) Rest, let's discuss the plan. Froska.
Well, let's sit under the Christmas tree.
Oh, what is this? Baba Yaga.
In half!
What they found was all in half. Froska.
I found this, mine!
Baba Yaga.
Oh, give it to me, she said, we’ll split it in half!
Froska.
I don't want to share it with anyone! Will not give it back!
They try to snatch the box from each other. Baba Yaga grabs the broom, and at this time the kikimora runs away.
Baba Yaga.
Oh, you swamp kikimora, well, I’ll show you, you’ll get it from me! Forward!
Baba Yaga starts up her broom and leaves. The presenter enters.
Presenter.
I couldn't wait for Grandfather Frost. He still hasn’t returned, did something happen on the way? What could have stopped him?
The roar of a motorcycle and screams are heard. Baba Yaga enters with a box, and the kikimora Froska runs after her. She shouts: “Give it back, I found this!” They drive by without noticing the Leader.
Presenter.
What was it?
Again the same picture, only now Froska is running ahead and holding the box. Seeing the Snow Maiden, he hides behind her back. He runs in place, clutching the Snow Maiden.
Baba Yaga turns sharply and drives away shouting: “Serves you right, you swamp greedy!”
Presenter.
Who are you?
And why do you have my box? Froska.
I am kikimora Froska.
I found the box under the tree... The presenter.
May you finally stop!
Froska.
I can not!
Santa Claus has bewitched me. Presenter.
I will break your spell if you return my box to me.
Froska.
I will give the box, Baba Yaga will take it from me anyway.
Just break the spell first! Presenter.
Fine.
I destroy the magic of Grandfather Frost, turning him into snow dust (throws silver confetti, Froska stops). Froska.
Oh, how grateful I am to you, I thought I would run until the end of my days, not feeling my legs.
How tired I am... Take your box. When I found it, it was no one's. I didn't even have time to see what was there. Maybe it’s better this way, at least you don’t mind giving back, as it came, so it went... Presenter.
Did you say that Santa Claus bewitched you?
Where is he? We can't wait for him. And without Santa Claus, you can’t even light the Christmas tree, and you can’t wait for gifts for the kids. Froska.
It's not me!
It wasn't me who stole the gifts! At first I was walking through the forest, carrying a bag of gifts, but Santa Claus hit me with his magic staff, and I dropped it. And then she started running without stopping. Presenter.
Well, what should we do?
Froska.
Leave me at the party, I know a lot of good games, and I also dance great...
Host.
That’s not what I’m talking about, I’m worried about my grandfather, where is he?
The roar of a motorcycle and the scream of Baba Yaga are heard. Baba Yaga runs ahead, and behind her is Santa Claus riding on a broom with a bag on his back, followed by the Snow Maiden.
Father Frost.
Stop, you damned ones!
(Baba Yaga and the broom stop.)
Yes, the car is restive, just like its owner... Santa Claus.
Hello guys!
How many Christmas trees have I walked around, I couldn’t find a better Christmas tree! Snow Maiden.
Hello my dear! We haven't met for a whole year, I miss you! I want to hug everyone today, but my arms are not enough. I call my friends to the glorious New Year tree.
Presenter.
Grandfather Frost, Snow Maiden, we have been waiting for you.
Father Frost
. They delayed me on the way... Oh! And are you here?
(Froska hides behind Snegurochka.)
Snow Maiden.
What punishment should you come up with?
Because of you, we were late for the guys. Baba Yaga.
Moroz Ivanovich, Snegurochka, don’t punish me, I’ve never been to the holiday, and you didn’t invite me, so I was offended.
I decided to take revenge. I can be funny, I can give you my favorite game, do you want it? Froska.
I also want to stay, I know more games than her...
Santa Claus.
Well, guys, let's give them a chance to improve?
Let's see, if the guys like your games, we'll leave you at the party, don't you guys agree? Well, get started. Baba Yaga.
I am the first!
I need two teams. Let Froska choose the guys, choose the fastest ones, appoint captains. We listen to the terms of the game. Here's one broom per team. What do we have to do? We sit on the broom bike and ride around the tree (chair), towards each other, we ride and, returning to the team, pass the broom bike to the next one until everyone has circled around the tree. The team that completes the task faster wins. So, are you ready? Forward! (All games are played to cheerful music.) Froska.
Now it's my turn.
My game
is called
" Dress up the Christmas tree ."
I need two “Christmas trees” and those who will decorate it (four people each). Decorations, tinsel, and toys are distributed. The task of the teams is to decorate the Christmas tree. The audience will decide who did better with applause. (Leads the game.)
Father Frost.
Well, guys, did you like the games?
(They answer.) Snow Maiden.
I liked it too.
Maybe we should leave them? Well, we have fun with them, don’t we guys? Father Frost.
I agree, let's leave it!
Baba Yaga and Froska.
Hurray!
Snow Maiden
.
Moroz Ivanovich, it's time to light the Christmas tree! Father Frost
.
Yes, perhaps you're right... Baba Yaga.
Oh!
Then it dawned on me, I wrote poems about this! Father Frost.
Come on, read your poems.
Baba Yaga.
And I’ll do it in my own cool way, okay? Then listen! (Sings and dances in rap style.)
So that the evening continues with us, Bearded Grandfather will light the lights on the tree now, Snow Maiden-broom, the New Year tree will begin to sparkle!
Father Frost
.
So, are you a master of both composing and dancing? Snow Maiden
.
Santa Claus, we can’t wait... Santa Claus
.
One, two, three - the Christmas tree is on fire! (The lights on the tree come on.) Presenter.
And now, in the midst of the holiday, I invite everyone to join in a merry round dance.
Round dance " A Christmas tree was born in the forest ." Presenter.
Oh, what a wonderful round dance it turned out to be, and now let’s listen to the song.
TO “ Vocal ”_
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Santa Claus.
Well done!
Here's my Snowball challenge .
Two teams of children are assembled.
Hit the snowball at the target. Father Frost.
Well done!
Snow Maiden.
Well done!
Get prizes. Children approach Santa Claus for gifts. Baba Yaga.
I have one more test for everyone present.
" Stick Your Nose Competition .
The symbol of the New Year is drawn on whatman paper - a monkey.
The task of the bandaged participants is to stick the monkey's nose in place. The one who sticks the nose more accurately wins. There are consolation prizes for everyone, and a big prize for the winner. Presenter.
Let's watch the dance
TO " Dance " dance " Hooligans ". Froska.
I also know the game!
Chur, I'll see her off! Competition " New Year's Auction " .
Quiz.
Whoever guesses what's in the box wins a prize. 1. Not a gnome, but in a cap; Not a car, but refueling; Not an artist, but a painter. (Felt-tip pen) 2. Not a ladle, but scoops; Not a door, but with a handle; Not a cook, but a feeder. (Spoon) 3. Not a feather, but light; Not a snowflake, but flying; Not a kidney, but bursting. (Balloon) 4. Not a Christmas tree, but an elegant one; Not a musician, but loves to play; It’s not the baby, but “mom” who speaks. (Doll) 5. Not a watermelon, but a round one; Not a hare, but jumping; It's not a bicycle, it's rolling. (Ball) 6. Not a fox, but a red one; Not a waffle, but a crispy one; Not a mole, but sitting underground. (Carrot) Presenter.
It's time for song and dance.
Flash mob “ Aram-zam-zam ” TO “ Vocal ”_______________________________________________________ TO “ Dance ” dance “ Cooks ”. Baba Yaga
- You, of course, are great, you know a lot of competitions, but I can do something too.
I can dance better than anyone and I can prove it to everyone - I’m ready to challenge anyone present here! I invite 2 teams to a dance competition (a girls team and a boys team). Dance competition ( conducted by Baba Yaga )
Energetic music is played in turn for different dances (4-5). Participants must improvise - dance organically and adequately to the proposed melodies. Baba Yaga makes faces and fools around to the music.
Baba Yaga
- You tired me.
Apparently I’m not the same age anymore. Although I still danced better than the guys, I think that all our dancers should be rewarded for their courage, for not being afraid to enter into a dance competition with me. Presenter.
And
you definitely won’t be able to cope
with our Vocal TOE . TO “ Vocal ”_
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Baba Yaga. GAME “GET TO THE TREE”
The presenter puts a prize under the tree. 2 child players stand on different sides at a certain distance from the tree. Cheerful music sounds. Participants in the game, jumping on one leg, try to get to the tree and take the prize. The most agile one wins.
Presenter.
It's time to watch the wonderful dance
TO " Dance " " Charlie ". Father Frost.
I see that we played out in earnest... And everyone seemed to be in a festive mood.
The time has come to say goodbye, to part with you all. Try to see and learn more new things, and if you give your word, always keep it!
Snow Maiden.
And if you make an effort, And you give things a go, All your wishes will be fulfilled by the New Year
!
Father Frost.
Goodbye, goodbye! Come back in a year! And now, as a farewell, we will stand in a friendly round dance!
Round dance
" Top-top boot ".
Snow Maiden.
Friends!
See you again! Presenter.
Friends!
And the box that they wanted to steal from me is not simple, but magical. She will fulfill your desire - namely to receive a gift. Froska and Baba Yaga
. Happy new year friends! And see you again!
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Cool New Year's scenario (corporate)
Characters: Presenter, Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Leshy, Baba Yaga.
Leading:
Friends! Our Christmas tree sparkles with lights. Let everything that we have planned come true! Everyone’s home will be a full cup, And all our loved ones will be healthy! Let's all make a wish! Fate will not leave him without attention! It will give you love and return hope, so that the coming year brings happiness!
(Musical pause.)
Host: Dear friends! Let's check if you are ready to meet Santa Claus and how you imagine him. Answer me in unison “yes” or “no.”
Is Santa Claus a great guy? Will he drink half a bucket of Stolichnaya? Is he carrying a bag from the warehouse? Will he give us two salaries? Do you like jokes and anecdotes? What about working Saturdays? Does Santa Claus sing ditties? Does Grandfather have girlfriends?
Let's call Santa Claus in chorus!
(Baba Yaga enters in the crown of the Snow Maiden and Leshy in the hat of Father Frost. They sing to the melody of the song “Oh, what a good, kind Father Frost...”.)
Goblin:
Oh, what a good Santa Claus came out! Overgrown with a beard...
Baba Yaga:
With a pack of cigarettes! Me with my figurine. Dear goblin, Glorious Snow Maiden...
Goblin: With a bone leg!
Baba Yaga: Hey, Leshy! Quit the cigarette! Santa Claus is a non-smoking man!
Leshy: I’ll throw it on the Christmas tree! You yourself said that we need to light the Christmas tree, but I forgot the matches at home!
Baba Yaga: Oh, you dense stump! Are you completely crazy? The Christmas tree must be lit with words! Or, at the very least, a fiery smile! Well, it doesn't matter! For me, this tree burns with fire! We just need to introduce a virus into their computers (shows a floppy disk), and this virus will take care of us, transfer all the money from their office to our account! The main thing is that they accept our gift and not suspect anything! Hello my precious ones! Happy new year, happy new income! Be with money, like girls with earrings! Excuse me, grandpa and I are in a hurry! We still have to make it to the Sabbath! Here, accept our little New Year's gift! This magical floppy disk contains New Year's wishes for each of you, and as soon as you enter them into the computer's memory, they will immediately come true!
(The real Father Frost and Snow Maiden enter.)
Santa Claus: Happy New Year, dear friends! With new happiness! Who else is this?
Host: Oh! Two Santa Clauses and two Snow Maidens! Which one is real?
Leshy: The first word is more valuable than the second!
Baba Yaga: Whoever has a magical gift is the real one! Yes, any man will say that I am the spitting image of the Snow Maiden!
Santa Claus: We need to “bring these impostors out into the clean snow!”
Host: Friends! I have in my hands the results of a sociological survey that we just conducted. Let's see who the candidates are. running for the post of Santa Claus, meets the mentioned qualities! I read out the basic demands: “He will give us two salaries!” What will the applicants say to this?
Leshy: Do we have two salaries? What a good idea! But it’s better for me to have three, and for Snegurochka to have one, she’s still underage! And let's go green right away!
Baba Yaga: And for this we will give you a floppy disk!
Host: You don’t understand, grandfather, we hope to receive a New Year’s bonus from you!
Leshy: Yes, if I had money, I would not be standing here, but would be lying on the beach in the Canaries!
Santa Claus: I agree! Only not with money, but with food, as was previously customary, sour cream, or rather, its equivalent - laughter and smiles, each in the amount of two salaries!
Host: That's great! Thank you, grandpa! We're going to have a fun year! How about this requirement: “Santa Claus sings ditties?”
Leshy: Please!
I'm tired of Yaga, the Snow Maiden is dear to me! This is not eccentricity, but a struggle for quality!
Baba Yaga:
I'm Kashchey, who is one year old? Doesn't give dividends! She spat on his baldness and sent him to Leshy!
Host: I heard something similar somewhere! The last two lines are plagiarism! You've seen enough cartoons!
Father Frost:
I took the money to MMM - To Mokro-Meteo-Moroz! And precipitation is questionable. Yes, and he himself was left “without his nose”!
Host: The absolute truth, grandfather! You would “freeze” their accounts!
Santa Claus: He has already “frozen” both accounts and deposits a long time ago!
Snow Maiden:
Nowadays everyone is looking to the west, They want to live their way! Santa Claus will be invited, Grandpa and I will be laid off!
Host: But this will never happen! Our Russian Santa Claus will drink 40 degrees, and sing, and dance! And women love him! And Santa Claus is one and the same! He doesn’t have a Snow Woman or a Snow Maiden!
Host: Well, what about this: “He likes jokes and anecdotes”?
Baba Yaga: Please! I have a riddle joke. Baba Yaga and Kashchei sat down to play cards for money. A deputy who thinks about the people and a deputy who thinks about himself. Suddenly the light went out in the hut, and when it came back on, there was no money. Who took the money?
Host: It seems to me. A deputy who thinks about the people took money to carry out reforms!
Leshy: And wrong! The money was taken by a deputy who thinks about himself, because all the other characters are fairy tales!
Santa Claus: I have the following joke. On New Year's Eve, as you know, it is customary to tell fortunes. One woman came to a fortune teller and said: “When I was with you last time, you told me your fortune.” that I will have a husband and five children! - So what? - So, I really have five children! - Very well! - Yes, but I came to find out when I will finally have a husband!
Host: Dear friends! It seems to me that this couple is real!
Baba Yaga: At least take a gift!
Santa Claus: But this is not necessary! This is not a gift, but a real bacteriological weapon! Let's send this couple home with their floppy disk and start celebrating the New Year!
(Musical pause.)
Santa Claus: Now let's turn to science! I ask you to name 12 adjectives, but not colors!
(The Snow Maiden writes them in order in the following text):
Our... women and no less... men gathered to celebrate the old year, which brought many... events to everyone. They put... a snack and something... on the table, turned on... music and made... wishes. This... holiday was visited by... Santa Claus. He promised that the New Year would bring all those gathered many... adventures,... success in work and... luck in love!
Santa Claus: Snegurochka and I entered your initial data into our computer, and this is the forecast for the next year that the program gave... (Reads the text, highlighting the adjectives in his voice.). I propose a toast to this forecast! May all the good things contained in it come true! And besides, let everyone make their most cherished wish, and I promise to fulfill it!
Snow Maiden: I want to check how familiar you are with New Year's films! I will make riddles about films whose characters celebrate the New Year, and you answer. Only in rhyme!
We wouldn’t mind watching it for the tenth time. The film is called... (“Carnival Night.”)
And fairy tales contain scientific ideas. There is a wonderful film about this... (“Sorcerers.”)
And, as usual, We would have looked that night... (“The irony of fate.”)
When the little girl flared up brighter, the film ended in tears... (“The Snow Maiden.”)
Even though you are not children for a long time, watch the adventures at least once... (“Masha and Vitya.”)
We celebrated the New Year at the dacha... Do you remember the movie... (“Gentlemen of Fortune.”)
We saw Proklov for the first time, where are you? It all started with... (“The Snow Queen.”)
Although the animals there are almost like ours, all this happens in... (Prostokvashino.)
There is a lot of laughter, music and light. Great movie... (“Merry Planet.”)
You will meet a horned creature. Watch the movie... (“The Night Before Christmas.”)
It will probably go again this time, The film is interesting... (“Old New Year.”)
The ticket to a happy life has changed. This is an old movie... (“Zigzag of Fortune.”)
There comes the finale on New Year’s Day, And this film is called... (“Carnival.”)
He was a freak, a dwarf, but lucky. And the cartoon is called... (“The Nutcracker.”)
Every person remembers this old film from childhood... (“Chuk and Gek.”)
She was lucky to meet everyone at once. The film is about these brothers... (“12 months.”)
Although he is actually the namesake of Santa Claus, he is affectionately called in the film... (“Morozko.”)
It’s time for us to include the film “Athenian... (evenings”) on this list
A new film can warm your heart: “Come.... (look at me.")
(The first person to answer is awarded a prize.)
Father Frost:
Well, now let’s fill the glasses and drink it all down together!
I raise my toast to youth, And youth is not alone! Here I am, a seemingly respectable man, but I haven’t lost my youthful soul! I didn’t come in a wheelchair, but galloped up in a troika!I wish you to take ten years off your shoulders this New Year's night! I am ready to rejuvenate everyone today, ending my speech with a glass!
(Everyone drinks to the bottom.)
Santa Claus (says a spell) :
“Conjure, woman, conjure, grandfather! Everyone is now seventeen years old!”
Dear friends! You have now drunk the elixir of youth! Everything else is up to you! Good bright people will indeed remain forever young!
(Father Frost and Snow Maiden say goodbye to the guests, the evening continues.)
