Cool toasts
A turtle is swimming along the river with a poisonous snake sitting on its back. The turtle says: “Won’t you bite me?” - How could you think that? - Well, you're a snake! - Well, not always! In the end she bit. But there was hope, and faith too. So let's drink to us, fools who hope and believe!
While fighting the green snake, In our hearts we all curse him completely, But we always know how to repay our debt: If we need to drink, we drink!
The husband pours himself a glass of vodka. The wife says: “Darling, we are going to a company.” You'll still have time. Be patient! The husband forgot about patience, but gained strength... We are not gods, after all, we can forget something, but the main thing is never. Let's drink to that!
God molded a man out of clay, and he was left with a small piece of clay. - What else do you need to make, man? - asked God. The man thought: everything seems to be there - arms, legs, head - and said: - Make me happy. But God, although he saw everything and knew everything, did not know what happiness was. He gave the clay to the man and said: “Make your own happiness.” For our success in this matter!
How is a fairy tale different from a fairy tale? The fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. But reality is when it’s the other way around. So let's drink to make your life look like a fairy tale!
Two thieves met: a young one and an old one. The old man says: “If you climb a tree and steal six eggs under a sitting bird, then you will be on an equal footing with me.” The young thief took off his clothes and climbed up the tree like a snake. He extended his hand to the nest, but the bird woke up and screamed. Then the old thief showed his skill to the young one - he took off his clothes, climbed a tree and stole six eggs from the bird. Having descended from the tree, he did not see his clothes. So let's drink to the excellent students!
Cool toasts, short and funny
For the health of those gates from which all the people come!
So let's drink to our weak character, which opens up such horizons! Every glass we drink is a nail driven into our coffin. Let us drink so that this coffin does not fall apart! Let's drink to the success of our hopeless cause! Let's drink to a kiss! After all, it was invented by a man because he couldn’t find any other way to shut a woman’s mouth. Women are divided into three categories - “I will give”, “I will not give”, and “I will give, but not to you”. So let's drink to the ladies! Let's drink to honest and modest people! Moreover, there are so few of us left... Let's drink to those men who can stand up for themselves and lie down for others! Let's drink to having someone to share any mood with! Here's to you, friends! Let's drink to the kiss that a man invented to shut a woman's mouth. Happy intoxication to you!!! For us, the beautiful ones. For you, the gullible. Life is not about the days that have passed, but about those that are remembered. So let's drink to the friendship that has given us so many wonderful shared memories! My friends, we can’t drink individually, let’s get drunk collectively. For the great strength of the team! Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk! Dear friends, let's drink to passion! Passion, how I want to drink! They say that youth is a disadvantage that passes. I want time to pass, but the deficiency remains. Let's drink to all men with such a disadvantage! Two friends meet. – Are you happy with your husband? – asks one of them. – I’m so happy... We love each other so deeply that we have already postponed the divorce several times... Let’s drink to strong love! A woman is created to make a man happy, no matter where this unfortunate man hides. So let's drink so that our happiness always finds us! In order to show that he does not squander budget funds, the mayor installed a gas cylinder on his Lamborghini. So let's drink to reasonable savings!
Cool toasts for a fun company
Once upon a time there lived two people. One is good, the other is evil. A good man killed an evil man and became evil himself. The number of good people on the planet decreased by one, but the number of evil ones did not change. So let's drink to not killing evil people, but having patience and methodically leading them to suicide!
- I'm against alcohol... - And I said something else... - So let's drink to that! - You won’t be refused so easily... So let’s take this alcohol so that we can give it up soon, because as you know, we knock out a wedge with a wedge!
Let's drink to my health! Because if I am healthy, then my wife will be healthy. And if my wife is healthy, all the men in our city will be healthy. And if all the men in our city are healthy, then all the women in our city will be healthy. Which means I will be healthy too!
I was recently in France and got into a conversation with a Parisian. “A good woman,” he said, “is one who has a husband and a lover.” - Really? “I thought it was bad,” I said. - No, the bad one is the one who only has a lover. “I thought it was fallen.” - No, the fallen one is the one who has no one. - And I thought it was lonely. - No, lonely is the one who has one husband. So let's drink, dear friends, to single women!
A toad crawled across the rails. A train passed and cut off her legs. The toad crawled to the side and thought: “They were beautiful legs, I should come back.” As soon as she climbed onto the rail, the train passed again and cut off her head. So let's drink to not losing our heads over beautiful legs!
Short toasts in verse
Do you want your holiday greeting to be the brightest and most unusual? Consider options in the format of toast-verses. Short but meaningful, they will allow you to become the life of any company, the main highlight of any entertainment event and more.
You no longer need to come up with your own toast. Just study the copies available on this page, stop at one or several that are the coolest, in your opinion. Do not doubt that all your comrades will appreciate these funny poems.
Let's raise a glass to joy and happiness. So that they are loved, bad weather disappears. So that children are healthy and happy, So that there is peace and joy on the whole planet. So that the stars and the sun shine from the heavens. So that the world is full of beautiful miracles.
Whose hands were busy this morning? Whose hands cooked and baked? Whose hands set the table? We couldn't forget about her. Let's raise a glass of intoxicating wine to our hostess! She has been casting magic here since the morning and pleased us completely!
I propose this toast, It’s good that everyone drinks! Let the wine flow like a river, swim in it with you! Let an angel come from heaven and give me miracles! So let's drink to the bottom now, And forget about business!
I hasten to congratulate you, I want to wish you bright colors and fun, and always be in the mood!
So let's have a drink here, they won't give it to you in the next world! Well, if they give it there, we’ll drink there and drink there!
I would like to invite everyone to fill their glasses and fulfill the duty of all children around the world. Let's raise a glass to those who gave us every chance for life and success! Let's drink to our parents, friends, We must never forget about them.
To happiness, to love, to fidelity, I’ll raise a glass today, Let everyone’s life be wonderful, Let’s drink to a dream!
With this toast I wish you to live like a superstar! Have cars, villas, a lot of health, strength! Fly anywhere Three times a year on vacation! Three weeks of fun in Courchevel in winter!
Ease in all matters, Sometimes soaring in dreams, Amazing events, New, joyful discoveries!
Green light is the road, there are a lot of green bucks. And drunk people always scare you with the Green Man. For the greens!
Short funny anniversary toasts
French cognac! Belgian chocolate! Siberian health! Let your smile be Hollywood! Passion - Mexican! The dream is American! Quality of life - German!
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May the stars of luck, the star of love, the stars of friendship and the stars of cognac always shine on you.
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Let's drink to your friends going to banquets and your enemies on crutches!
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I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple, catch your luck by the tail!
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I wish you no big changes in your anatomy. May your wings grow with happiness!
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Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!
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So that you can eat and drink, so that you want and can, so that you can be with someone and have a place everywhere!
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On your birthday, I will become a cool athlete. A candidate for master, In raising glasses!
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I wish you always have something to stick out your pants with! (I mean wallet)
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No, you don’t sit in the basement, Counting the futile years, But on the hundred-strong Bucephalus, take women, power and cities!
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So let's drink to the birthday boy, thanks to whom such wonderful people like us have gathered.
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Let money, huddled together in a flock, fly towards you like a hurricane, let it surround you, attack you and reach into your pocket with impudence!
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On your birthday, I wish you not a title, not a rank, I wish you to remain the best of men!
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I will say my toast in the words of Pythagoras: “Live with people so that your friends do not become enemies, and your enemies become friends.”
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Be polite like a rhinoceros, And clean like a pig, Then I'll buy you a whistle, And kiss you on the ear.
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Why is birthday only once a year? Because we have to prepare all year to congratulate you to the fullest. Congratulations!
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Be happy, like a hamster from cheese, careless, like a spring moth! Let accounts swell in different banks, and let your wallet burst with currency!
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I won’t read hackneyed phrases, I want to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart. May the day you were born be happy for you!
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They say that criticism is easy, creativity is difficult. So let's drink to the hero of the occasion, a true creator who does not criticize anyone!
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Life without a sadness, Good luck without a reason, Stormy fun, A slight hangover. Infinite happiness, and eternal health!
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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you want to put a lampshade on him.
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I want all your dreams to stop teasing you with unreality and show themselves in action! May you succeed in everything that brings pleasure and profit!
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Grow big! - wished in childhood. Now, perhaps, it would be appropriate to wish: Continue to grow above yourself! Happy Birthday to You!
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I wish you have everything in life! . AND EXPECTED pleasures, and pleasant SURPRISES!
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Sorry, I'm late! I hope that during the time that I was gone, no one had time to wish you that every day of yours would be a holiday for which you would not be late, like me.
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-Who is this young man? - This is a man who gets out of bed to rest. So let's drink to a real man!
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- A long time ago, or recently, or a long time ago. Okay, in general, he lived or lived. What's the difference!? Let's drink to the birthday boy!
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I certainly wish to become a Hero of our time! Increase and preserve all the most important values!
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I wish to be a support and foundation for everyone around me, a reliable back and shoulder, a man with temperament!
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One of the wise men said, “the time has come to collect stones,” so I raise my glass so that your stones will always be diamond, and in a setting of precious metals!
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Let's drink to the birthday boy living better and better, no matter how disgusting his enemies may be!
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- Let there be good health, let there be a million dollars! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!
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Gentlemen, let's drink to the birthday boy! As they say, we don’t care what we drink for, but he’s pleased!
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Let's drink to your coffin, which is made of oak that is a hundred years old, but which has not yet been born.
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I wish such a bright life that in old age I will have something to tell my beloved grandchildren and great-grandchildren about.
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It’s quite difficult to be a man, But you always manage, And you know, I’ll say today, Years suit you!
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With age, memory and vision begin to change, even a close person changes, and only old friends remain unchanged. For friends!
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I want to make a toast now, So that you can be happy every hour, So that you don’t know sadness, evil, And you’ve always been a man!
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On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!
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Be mobile but stable. Human, not omnipotent. So that I want to love you for your actions and courage! May you not lose your health and have victories along the way!
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I raise this toast to your growth in life: so that your income increases, the money itself sticks, you have more friends and happier days in your life!
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Some men take quality, others – quantity. So let's drink to the one who takes quality and in large quantities!
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In the East they say that when a star falls, it is lucky, and my toast today is that your life will be full of shooting stars!
Let's not lose our heads
Let us be vigilant, So that we do not lose our honor, So that in the morning we are not ashamed to look into the eyes of a friend. Let's be thoughtful in our fun, Let's not lose our heads, So that later we don't have to wonder painfully, What are we doing naked in the forest, And where have our friends gone, And why is there a corkscrew in each hand... So that we don't lose our honor? Let's honor the measure given by experience !
I will always say a good toast, pour your glass fuller. So that after drinking everything to the dregs, we don’t turn into pigs!
One Georgian tells a friend: - You understand! I visited the doctor, and he told me: “You can’t drink! No smoking! You can’t do it with women!” - Poor thing! - a friend sympathizes. - What kind of poor thing am I? I gave him money... and he gave me permission to do everything! Let's drink to the rich people!
Let's drink to the fact that you live for 132 years. And so that you die at 132 years old. And he just died, but he was killed. And they didn’t just kill, but stabbed to death. And they didn’t just kill him, but out of jealousy. And not just out of jealousy, but to the cause!
Success at 7 is being able to wake up in a dry bed, Success at 17 is being able to sleep with a girl, Success at 25 is being able to find a good wife, Success at 35 is a career and family, Success at 35 is being able to find a good wife. this is family and career, Success at 65 is being able to sleep with a woman, Success at 85 is being able to wake up in a dry bed. I wish you (name) success in your future life.
Let's drink to those men who can stand up for themselves and lie down for others!
(With enthusiasm and loudly, addressing the guests) I want to have a drink... (Much quieter, sadder and as if to myself) That’s basically all I want.
Short toasts for an anniversary
Congratulations on your anniversary, We know how to keep secrets, We won’t tell anyone our age, We will punish the hero of the day: To be young and even passionate, The most fashionable and beautiful!
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The years fly, fly like birds, And you are younger every day, You erase all boundaries, Everything is always your way! Let at least a million fall on your balcony today!
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The anniversary has crept up on the threshold, We hasten to congratulate you on your birthday! We wish you loyal friends, sincere happiness and luck!
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Two times ten, four times five! One can not only dream about having a many husbands! I wish you to find recognition in life and persistently pursue your goals!
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Fifty is such a serious milestone, There are many achievements behind you But it’s not too late for new exploits Be always as young as before!
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Strength blossomed and just grace, When I turned only 25! I wish you happiness in the life ahead, in deeds of peaks and true passion!
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On this round date, I wish you many round numbers in your salary and only positive moments all year round!
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Your life will be more interesting and fun! Because the anniversary hour is coming! We wish you youth, joy in the eyes! And may success rush towards you at full speed!
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Twenty-five is a great date, You are on the threshold of great achievements, May your life be rich in meaning, And become an example for generations!
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You are eighteen today, the door to the adult world is open. I wish you to admire life! Your dreams will come true, believe me!
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The best age is eighteen. Anything is possible now, hurray! It's time to smile at the sun, Hello, it's time for youth!
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At 50, you are like a gorgeous rose that has reached the very peak of its bloom. I wish you to prosper for many more years and bring joy to your loved ones.
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My dear and beloved, Congratulations on your anniversary! So that you always remain beautiful, I’ll drink it with pleasure, pour it!
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Today is a holiday, fifty years already, How you delight the world of souls with radiance! I wish you further victories, achievements, and fulfillment of your desires!
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Happy anniversary, congratulations to you today! There is magic hidden in a round date, Therefore, I now wish you from the bottom of my heart May the star of good luck light up!
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I congratulate you on your anniversary from the bottom of my heart! And in life I wish only the most important thing: Immortal faith and hope, so that again only love will settle in the soul forever!
Cool birthday toasts
How can you not drink, if there is a reason, If life is full of events: Today is your name day, How can you live here without wine?
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Not to celebrate a holiday, No, no, not at all, But to congratulate you with all my heart and wish you everything!
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Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is good luck. May your life be a complete shower of stars!
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On your birthday, not a person becomes one year older, but another year is completed by such a wonderful person like you! Congratulations to you and this happy year!
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A man is a steel spring, a motor singing in the sky, a single formidable step of a squad, an eagle screeching in the heights of the mountains.
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A man is a bunch of pepper, a master's firm hand and a heart that loves women: So let's drink to the man, to the birthday boy!
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With all my heart I personally wish that, like a house cat, you always have a great life, both at work and at home!
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Our dear birthday boy! Today is your next birthday, and I propose to raise a glass so that you live for about two hundred years, and we all witnessed this!
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Let's drink to the birthday girl soon! Let's drink to the stars of bright eyes! And for the curve of sable eyebrows, In general, for everything that is dear to us (Name)!
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I propose a toast to the seven “Ns” of our heroine of the occasion. For our extraordinary, unique, incomparable, irresistible, necessary, beloved!
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My wishes will be very brief: Always be a queen and live in abundance!
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Don't worry, live happily, so that everyone always says: How beautiful this woman is, How infinitely young!
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Sweet, kind, gentle - You are so beautiful now! Be like a fresh rose, With bright sparkles in your eyes Let's drink so that adversity does not darken your gaze, Let's drink so that with age there will be enthusiasm in it, as before!
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I wish on your birthday that the years stop! And you will remain so young forever!
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We will all come in twenty years to congratulate you - both of us! You are sitting, and you are seventeen, As fresh as ever, you are young!
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Fall, but into your arms, Cry, but with happiness, Stumble, but for your health, Choke, but with laughter! I drink to you, my friend! Happy birthday!
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My dear dear friend! Today I only wish for you that you will always have an amazingly light heart and amazingly heavy pockets! Happy Birthday girlfriend!
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My dear friend, I am very happy for you. You always look beautiful, And the years have no power over you. I wish you to sparkle like a star, prosper materially, bloom, smell fragrant, love!
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We really hope that you liked our cool birthday toasts and you were able to choose the one that suited you.
Funny birthday greetings
I wish you great health! So that your breasts don’t hang like a rag, So that someone can give you pleasure once a week! And at dawn early in the morning, When you don’t have the strength to wake up, So that it’s not the alarm clock - damn it, But wild sex wakes you up!
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My friend, on your birthday I wish you good luck a basket and a barrel of luck I wish you the attention of the female sex Watching hockey and football with friends Money so that there is no shortage of it And also your health is in order!
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I wish you on your birthday Not just a stupid buzz to catch - More happiness, pleasure, Brighter than sunny love. Undivided... Divided - Anything can happen in fate. Be in love, Be in love - You will earn love for yourself!!!
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Believe it if you want, Believe it if you want, There is a beast wandering somewhere nearby. He does not live in the dense forest, in the mighty Russian language. This animal is called “elk” - this has long been the custom. Let “ELK” be with you, so that you can eat and sleep, so that you can drink for three, so that you want and can, so that happiness does not end, so that you dream about good things, so that things succeed, so that everything always comes true!
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I wish you failure, So that you call me to help: Break your arms and legs, Lose your wallet in the bustle, Find yourself in a bear's den, Throw boiling water over yourself, Drink a cup of ink after steaming, Fill your new shirt with soup, Step on a snake in the zoo , On your birthday, you get the plague, fall off the train, get hurt by a thug's knife, catch fire from an extinguished match, sit on a large hedgehog in the forest, wander into a swamp while walking, pierce your finger with a needle, fall on a fence from a helicopter, choke on eggplant caviar ... And when this happens, I will rush to your aid - I will heal you, calm you down, shield you, protect you, extinguish you...
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I wish that WOW! And never OHHO-HO! A little AH! Well, you can WOW! To take your breath away. Of course, to be WOW!! And so that FU is very little. So that sometimes WOW! “WOW!” is not nonsense, “IT CAN’T BE!” - it’s real, “OH FUCK IT!” - even if it’s virtual. WOW! - so that it would surprise more often, “WELL, EVERYTHING IS KICKED!” - was not enough. And if desired, EGE-GEY! And to make it come true, come on, pour it!
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Where can I get some prosperity? It doesn’t happen that way – that’s a fact. But let more be “better” And let less be “somehow”. On your birthday we wish you Smiles, joyful chores, Health, happiness and fun Today, tomorrow, all year round!
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Zebra and rainbow are somewhat similar. Zebra striped, rainbow too. Let life be a striped zebra, But not 2-colored, but multi-colored. Let there be a lot of green, Green is hope and warm summer. Let the bright sun shine with yellow, Let red illuminate life with love, Blue will lift you above the vanity, He will be a faithful and kind dream. I wish you such a variety of colors, Happiness, health, love, longevity!
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Let money, gathered in flocks of birds, fly towards you like a hurricane... Let them surround, attack and reach into your pocket with impudence!!!
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Congratulations on your birthday. And I wish you not to get sick. Sweet life, like a jar of jam. And love, and not growing old at all!
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