Impromptu fairy tales, instant performances, costume scenes

Impromptu sketch “One evening in the life of a macho”

The presenter appoints the actors, gives them roles and lines, which they must voice (theatrically shout) every time the presenter mentions the names of their characters.
The text is read by the presenter, the actors obediently perform the necessary actions, entering the stage at the moment when they are first named

Heroes, lines, possible (but not required, as already mentioned!) costume elements:

Man

(wearing a hat and carrying a briefcase): “
I’m just a macho!”
"(speaks in a boastful tone, thrusting his hips forward and placing his hand on his fly);

Wife

(in a robe and with curlers): “
Where have you been, you goat?
"(squints his eyes angrily and shows his fist);

Blonde

(in a short skirt, maybe over the main clothes, and in a blonde wig): “
Kiss (take) me, honey!
"(pronounces languidly, while simultaneously lifting the hem of her skirt or stroking her chest). You can put a guy without complexes in this role - it will be cool;

Job

(a cloak with a hood and a mask a la old woman death, the presence of a cardboard scythe is welcome): “
He’s lying all the time!
"(points a finger at the man);

Head

(either a funny face drawn or cut out from a magazine or taken from the Internet is pinned to the actor’s butt; before saying the line, he turns his back to the audience): “
And worse has happened!”
“(the actor scratches his “head”);

Flowers

(hairpin with a flower on the head and a Russian scarf with a floral pattern on the shoulders): “
I am the best gift!
"(steps forward, sticking out his chest and proudly displaying himself).

Presenter's text:

Show

A well tipsy MAN

From
the job
.
His HEAD
.
He wants to drink more, but he is afraid that his HEAD
will not be able to stand it.
A MAN
carries
in his hands .

BLONDE
comes out to meet him .

MAN

sees
a BLONDE
and immediately falls in love with her.
His HEAD
is even more dizzy.
A MAN
gives
FLOWERS to a BLONDE
and in a drunken stupor invites her to his home.
THE BLONDE
agrees.

At the threshold of the apartment they are met by their WIFE

.
The MAN
suddenly sobers up, grabs
his HEAD
and begins to make excuses that he was at
WORK,
and
the BLONDE is
his colleague.
WIFE
doesn't believe it.
The WIFE
gets angry, snatches
the FLOWERS
from the hands
of the BLONDE
and throws them on the floor and, furious, leaves the house.

MAN

stays alone with
the BLONDE
.
He wants to hug her, but he is very tired at WORK
and immediately falls asleep with
his HEAD
on the pillow.

BLONDE

bothers
the MAN
, but he does not wake up.
There is nothing to do - the BLONDE
lies down next to
the MAN
and falls asleep.

Morning comes. MAN

wakes up.
Scattered FLOWERS

BLONDE
is sleeping next to him .

MAN

'S HEAD is splitting.
He doesn’t remember anything and can’t understand: where is his wife and why is this scary BLONDE next to him?
He wakes up
the BLONDE
and sends her out.
He himself throws the FLOWERS
into the bucket, puts his sore
HEAD
under cold water and goes to
WORK
.
And in my HEAD
the voice
of my WIFE
...

Impromptu fairy tales with words for children

Children really love something interesting and simple , they will be happy if it is funny for them to play and be completely involved in the events. When there is a fairy tale with lively emotions and various dramatizations, then children can be seated at the table.

"A fairy tale is a game for the little ones."

To begin with, start your story and when the moment comes where Kolobok meets the hare, be surprised by spreading your hands and say: Where is the Hare? But he’s not there!

• The first thing you need to do is find the hidden bunny, and then we continue our fairy tale.
• And then when Kolobok sees and speaks to a wolf on his way, we start drawing. Children, as best they can, draw a wolf with their fingers on sheets of paper using any multi-colored pencils or paints.
• «And a bear meets him…»
• Let's make a bear using cotton wool , whatman paper, scissors and glue. You could even suggest dressing someone up in a brown fur suit or fur coat and making a nice cardboard mask for the child.
• Everyone knows that in the end Kolobok dies, but in this fairy tale he doesn’t. He will be fine thanks to our players. All the children push the ball (Kolobok) with their heads and he is saved.

The characters of “Tsokotukhi Flies” in a new way

Often guests present funny fairy tales for their anniversary. A reworked work by Korney Chukovsky, which is known to everyone from early childhood, is suitable for a woman. Familiar and even slightly boring stories, presented from a different perspective, evoke genuine interest and infectious laughter among the audience. And “The Cluttering Fly” - this will be exactly the fairy tale for the anniversary that everyone, without exception, will like.

The following characters participate in the fairy tale adaptation offered here:

• A clattering fly, the lady is pleasant in all respects, sociable and hospitable.
• Grandma Bee, a person who considers herself smarter than everyone else.
• Dragonfly, a slender, elegant beauty, unapproachable and proud, about whom all men dream, but are afraid to even talk to her.
• Moth, a charming young man, unofficially recognized as a local sex symbol.
• Flea No. 1, Mukha's school friend.
• Flea No. 2, colleague.
• Flea No. 3, neighbor in the stairwell.
• Komar-hero, an outwardly inconspicuous man with a deep inner world, an extremely well-read and modest young man.
• Spider, a harmful and evil bailiff.

To make the presented fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary more funny, artists should be selected according to the principle: “The more it doesn’t fit, the better.” That is, women are suitable for male roles and vice versa. And if the main character, a lady pleasant in all respects, is played by a man, this fact alone will cause the audience to burst out laughing.

Exit of Dragonfly and Granny Bee

And then “a slender, elegant beauty, unapproachable and proud, about whom all men dream, but are afraid to even speak,” appears (according to the presenter’s text). In reality, the Dragonfly is performed by a mature man, who, if possible, has no signs of being slender at all. Her release is accompanied by a remake song to the melody “I’m ready to kiss the sand,” in which the pronoun “yours” is replaced with “mine.” She is sad and even wipes her tears with a handkerchief.

The Moth notices a new target for its charms, compares them both with a glance, snatches a bouquet from the enthusiastic Fly and hurries to the Dragonfly. His romance is repeated for her.

I'm not a wasteful man...

I want a car from you!

I want a cool car

An apartment and a dacha!

The all-knowing Granny Bee takes the stage with a loose sock in one hand and binoculars in the other. The phonogram “Old Grandmothers” is playing. She, approaching the Moth and his ladies almost closely, carefully examines everyone through binoculars from top to bottom. Then he takes out his phone, takes a photo of Mukha and dials the number.

The best impromptu fairy tales for corporate and friendly parties.

Instant fairy tales, impromptu theater or scenes with quick dressing have become one of the favorite entertainments at corporate events and youth parties.
There are no losers in this fun; both the “artists” and the audience receive positive emotions. These can be fairy tales where the heroes, in addition to playing out the plot, need to say their lines in a timely and artistic manner, or make certain movements, or simply play out the text of the fairy tale.

The success of entertainment often depends on the entertaining nature of the plot, the expressiveness of the host's reading of the main text, and the correct choice of performers.

Here we offer the best impromptu fairy tales for corporate and friendly parties, collected from various sources (thanks to the authors).

Hobby competition: “A purely male hobby”

For many men, fishing and racing are considered their favorite hobbies. For some, they also play sports, for example, boxing. What if you combine these hobbies in one competition?

For the competition you need:

• 3-4 fishing rods with a reel, line and hook;
• 3-4 toy cars;
• 3-4 pairs of boxing gloves.

A machine is attached to the hook of each fishing rod, and the fishing line is unwound at the same distance from the fishing rods.

Those who want to play (3-4 people) put on boxing gloves and pick up fishing rods. At the command of the leader, the players begin to twist the reel of the fishing rod, reeling in the fishing line. You cannot pull or lift the fishing rod!

The one who is the first to wind the line with the machine to the end will win the fishing race.

The winner receives truly masculine gifts:

1. fishing rod;
2. typewriter;
3. boxing gloves.

Text of the musical fairy tale “Vasya-Cornflower”

Actions: Beginning - (read by the presenter)

• In a green meadow, such a flower as Vasya-Cornflower lived and grew. Vasya was smiling and cheerful. Everyone thought he was positive because he was never sad.
• A musical soundtrack of infectious laughter plays.
• Our Vasya loved to listen to the music of the wind and dance to its rhythms. Sounds like an option, Don Omar-Danza Kuduro. Everyone is dancing.
• One day, a Butterfly accidentally flew to visit Vasya.

To make the butterfly appear, turn on: Oh, Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison.

She also loved to dance. She spun around to the music and sat down closer to Vasilek, hugged him with her beautiful wings, Vasilek was delighted. He laughed cheerfully and cheerfully.

This time, turn on the contagious laughter.

The butterfly was not one of the timid, she immediately called him to dance. She invited me to a white dance.

Music-Loya (I will).

A bunny galloped into the clearing. He was lively and cheerful.

Pierre Narcissus-Chocolate Bunny.

Vasya - Vasilechek, saw that the Hare was as cheerful as he was. This made him laugh again.

There is a long and even grunting laugh.

The butterfly was upset that Vasya forgot about her. She never stopped circling around him. The Hare and Cornflower did not notice her, they danced with all their hearts.

The presenter includes the track Klik Klak: Comic Rodeo (Green Mix).

Suddenly, out of nowhere - a Wolf. He was brazen and hungry. The wolf began to look at everyone present and dance.

The song Makhno Project - Odessa-Mama is playing.

Vasya-Vasilek somehow immediately drooped, and he felt completely sad. The butterfly also trembled all over with fear and began to hide behind the stem of Vasya-Vasilka. And the Hare went completely cross-eyed with fear and hid behind the wings of the Butterfly

And the Wolf walked around and licked his lips bloodthirstily. But then his attention was distracted by Little Red Riding Hood, who was walking across the clearing and humming a cheerful song.

An excerpt from the song “I’m with Macho Super-Lady” is played.

We don’t sleep and put on music together: Thieves-Macho.

Little Red Riding Hood approached Vasya-Vasilyechka, smelled him and kissed his drooping pestle, straightened the Butterfly’s wings, which were trembling with fear, and stroked the frightened Bunny. And only then did she notice the devouring gaze of the hungry Wolf on herself. He slowly approached the girl. The wolf had already opened his mouth to swallow Little Red Riding Hood, but then...

Breathe-The Prodigy music plays (softly) in the background as the presenter continues to read the lyrics.

...He received a blow from her in the solar plexus, then Little Red Riding Hood practiced a couple of karate techniques on him and threw him over the hip.

The wolf withdrew in disgrace to lick his wounds in the neighboring bushes, and the laughter of Vasya-Vasilyechka sounded again in the clearing.

We turn on the short and cheerful laughter again.

And the Butterfly shook off its wings and began to flirt with Cornflower again, the Hare gratefully pressed against Little Red Riding Hood and everyone began to dance a cheerful dance.

The general dance sounds - Shake Your Groove Thing - Alvin and the Chipmunks.

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Fairy tales with musical cuts

A cheerful musical fairy tale with different musical cuts is necessary for any holiday. “Vasya-Cornflower” is a simple fairy tale.

The main feature here will be improvisation in words and music (one of the presenters will include it, looking at the script). It will be wonderful for everyone because it is neither complicated nor vulgar.

The main characters of the fairy tale:

• Vasya-Vasilechek.
• Butterfly.
• Hare.
• Wolf.
• Little Red Riding Hood.

A fairy tale-sketch about a crow in a new way

(The presenter reads the text, it is advisable to choose musical accompaniment) Somewhere God sent a piece of cheese to a crow; (A man comes out, holding a wad of money in his hands and counts them with a smile on his face) Crow perched on a spruce tree, (The man climbs onto a chair and counts the money again) I was just about ready to have breakfast, Yes, I was lost in thought, and I had cheese in my mouth

(With a dreamy face, holding the money in a fan, he looks somewhere into the distance) To that misfortune, the Fox ran close by; (The girl comes out with a beautiful coquettish gait, seeing the man, walks around the chair) (The man stands “not seeing” the girl) Suddenly the cheese spirit stopped the Fox: (The girl, seeing a fan of money in the man’s hands, stops and begins to coquettishly examine it) The fox sees the cheese, The fox was captivated by the cheese, (an insidious plan appears on the girl’s face, her face is towards the viewer) (The man, noticing the girl, hides the money behind his back) The cheat approaches the tree on tiptoe; She twirls her tail and doesn’t take her eyes off Crow (the girl approaches the man flirtatiously and seductively, making movements with her hands along her figure) “bewitching” music should sound... (The man smiles, but also carefully examines the girl) Presenter: And he speaks so sweetly, barely breathing: Girl: “My dear, how beautiful! What a neck, what eyes! (walks around the chair, gently touching the man with his hands) (The man carefully watches the girl so that she doesn’t notice anything...) Girl: Tell stories, really! What feathers! what a sock! (moves the man’s hands up and down, while the man tries to cover the money...) And, truly, there must be an angelic voice! (runs his hands along the lower part of the man’s torso) (The man is happy...) Girl: Sing, little light, don’t be ashamed! (Gently pulls the man from the chair and with his hands begins to hug himself in the area of ​​the chest, hips, trying to discreetly count the money in the man’s hand) (The man resists, but not very much...) What if, sister, With such beauty (The girl says these words while looking passionately in a man's face and, unnoticed by him, runs his hand over a wad of money) and you are a master at singing!!! (bites into the man’s lips - imitation of a LONG kiss, standing with his back to the viewer) (The man stands dumbfounded and stunned) Presenter: The Prophet’s head was turned with praise, The breath stole from his goiter from joy, (The man cannot believe in his happiness, looks at the girl dumbfounded , with hope and full of strength for love...) And in response to Lisitsyn’s friendly words, the Crow croaked at the top of her crow’s throat: (The man runs up to the girl and kisses her lips, the girl plays along and returns the kiss so that the man’s money falls from his hands and crumbles ...) (The man raises his hand to his head (imitation of dizziness) and the exhausted man sits down on a chair with a blissful smile on his face, his eyes are closed) The cheese fell out (The girl at this time picks up the money, hides it in her purse, kisses the exhausted man on the forehead and leaves with a flirtatious gait) there was such a trick with him

Birthday performances and skits for the introductory part of the holiday

Even a meeting of guests can be organized in a very fun way. Let us recall such an example as the “Bread and Salt” meeting. The owner greets his guests with jokes, says funny jokes, giving them a bite of bread or pie.

Birthday script “Meeting guests”

The host or hostess, or better yet the whole family, wearing caps, funny hats or masks, greet the guest at the door, reading greetings:

Welcoming guests with “Bread and Salt”

We are not bored today, We are dancing and singing, We are celebrating the holiday today, And we are inviting guests to our place!

Hello, invited guests! Hello, welcome guests! We wish you good health, We invite you to drink tea!

Then they treat the visitor, put a festive cap on him, inviting him to meet the next invited person with them. Imagine the surprise of the guests at such a meeting! Let's be honest, the boring wait for everyone to arrive will turn into fun entertainment for everyone. You can also ask the newcomer to recite an interesting poem or dance a dance, and only after that accept him into the cheerful company of those greeting him.

Of course, I would like to remind you of the funny script of the wonderful gypsy production “Meeting the Dear Guest”

Look, all friends, the gypsy soul is singing. A dear friend has come to visit us, pour him a drink! Let's sing and dance, Celebrate the holiday joyfully! He came to us, he came to us, Our dear friend, dear Drink to the dregs! Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up!

I want to say that using the templates for welcoming guests that we gave you above, you can arrange a production for your holiday, on almost any topic. They are suitable for both adults and children.

And so, we met the guests. Let's move on to the official table part of our holiday. Guests sit decorously at the tables, periodically standing up, announcing toasts, and giving gifts. I think this is the most “boring” pastime. This is where it's time to shake things up. A small musical scene with the participation of guests will be just what you need.

Impromptu table tales based on roles for a cheerful company: for the birthday of a woman and a man

How often do you come across impromptu fairy tales? Have you ever thought about it? Answer: because they are found at almost all holidays and are used by the hosts of the events, and accordingly they seem something familiar.

They are very versatile. Suitable for both adults and children's birthday parties. There are table and musical ones, large and small in terms of script size.

For an anniversary or a regular birthday, you will love a scenario like this one . It will appeal to men and women, children and the elderly and will equally impress them.

Below is an example of an impromptu fairy tale for a cheerful company that will appreciate something new and will not only play with funny and cool plots and performances.

Fairy tale - impromptu for any holiday “Know how to enjoy life”

The meaning of this game is based on the fact that all the guests gathered at the holiday are given the opportunity, by drawing lots, to get their role with words. The participants themselves pull out cards on which their character and his remarks are described.

The actors try to play their roles as believably and naturally as possible , precisely at the moment when they hear that it is their turn.

Everyone performs the scenes with high quality and instantly reacts to the necessary plot adjustments.

Characters:

The text of the impromptu fairy tale “Know how to enjoy life!”

The sun delighted everyone with its warmth and sunshine. The cloud floated easily and cheerfully across the sky, and when it found itself next to the Sun, it covered it.

She reached out to the Sun and straightened her clothes (petals). Rose smiled welcomingly and began to wait for her friend Violet to wake up.

They grew up nearby and were also neighbors. A little later, Violet also wakes up. Violet was very athletic and did not forget to do exercises, which helped her wake up.

The sun moves away The cloud decided to send a kiss to Rose and Violet, and then illuminated the Gardener with its rays. The cloud, not wanting to give up, covered our Sun again.

The gardener took care of the beautiful flowers and hummed a song to himself. Then Osa came to visit. The Wasp kissed the top of Rose's head, then Violet's, and then quickly flew away, hiding behind Cloud.

The wasp became indignant at this and, angry, stung the Gardener on his left cheek. The entire left side of my face was swollen and numb. Rose said this, and Violet answered her.

Despite this, the Gardener only smiled. He was a wise man.

The very opportunity to care for and contemplate these flowers is a great pleasure and happiness. No matter who stings or bites you - rejoice in the Sun, Flowers, Clouds, holidays in life and ordinary days!

Sketch – impromptu: “Flowers for the Birthday Girl on her 80th Anniversary”

Several participants are selected for this skit. It is advisable to prepare paper masks in advance - Flowers, which are placed on the actors' heads. This way the scene will look more colorful and impressive. Masks are made very simply: headbands are made from cardboard strips using glue or tape, which are secured at the back with paper clips to fit the volume of the head. A drawing or photograph of the corresponding flower is attached to the front of the headband.

After distributing roles and masks, the Author gives each actor a card with words. The character reads out his words when he gets his turn in the Author’s text. All “Flowers” ​​address the Birthday Girl.

Characters:

Author - reads the text

1. Rose
2. Linden
3. Mint
4. Chicory
5. Chamomile
6. Forget-me-not

Author (introductory speech):

Today is a holiday - a glorious anniversary, Guests hurry with gifts. For her 80th birthday, we give the birthday girl a bouquet. Beautiful flowers - they are so pretty! We give them with love, from the heart. Here is Rose, the queen of all flowers, She wants to say a few words:

Rose: “I wish at such a respectable age to bloom and smell like a Rose, to be a pretty old lady, and never know sclerosis.”

And Chicory stood impatiently, so he wanted to say the same phrase, and with great excitement in his voice he began to offer a wish.

Chicory:

I wish you vigor of spirit and vigor of body! May your soul sing happily every day! I didn’t know fatigue or boredom, my hands were doing my favorite thing!

And now it’s Lipa’s turn, and it’s important that she said...

Linden:

I wish you never to lose heart, and to remain in good health all the time. Don’t know the disease, and if you start to get sick, So that you can quickly drive away this illness!

Mint stood calmly on the side, And in turn she said softly

Mint:

Don't worry about trifles! Grumpy is not angry with cats. I wish you tranquility and peace in your soul, I send you healthy, sound sleep!

Beauty Chamomile turned and smiled broadly at the birthday girl

Chamomile:

Bathe in the love of your loved ones and relatives, greet them with love and affection! May you be surrounded by warmth, attention, patience and understanding from your family!

And then Forget-Me-Not came and spoke loudly

Forget-me-not:

May your loved ones never forget you! They go and visit more often, so that every day you hear the words: “Well, how are you doing? We missed you so much!”

Last in line was Immortelle, solemnly he said the phrase:

Immortelle:

Ah, I wish you many, many years! So that they don’t know loneliness and troubles. Let life be happy and cozy, Let every minute be rich!

The flowers said their congratulations and bowed to the birthday girl with excitement. And, we wish her Health and Love, Long years and busy days!