We meet the hero of the occasion - confetti, red carpet, fresh flowers, or a crown and throne. We meet at the door, he (she) appears. Meeting with colorful fabrics or ribbons (7 pieces)
We will greet ___________________ with colorful flowers, After all, there were different stages in life. We want to repeat these steps, because you probably haven’t forgotten them. _____________________ (m-c), _____________ (date), year ____ - th - A boy was born, (a girl) so good...
He’s just a baby, and that’s why everything was PURPLE to him. Childhood then is a golden time, Life is carefree, like a game. Even though he (was) a smart guy (girl), but in childhood he still had a GREEN youth... it’s a pity, it won’t be like that anymore...
This is, of course, the color BLUE. In his youth he met his love, and together he and ______________ created a family. They were young, beautiful... We choose the color BLUE.
The children were born - there is no one more beloved! Let it be ORANGE (WHITE) color... I was always loaded with hard work. The light is YELLOW.
And now - your holiday - solid, beautiful, Let it be bright, walk under RED!
For all the heroes of the occasion at such moments, we are all ready to give endlessly, together... APPLAUSE!!!
_______________ (name) ours is amazing! We want you to invite all the guests to the table now!
Good evening dear friends, relatives, colleagues! Today, on this beautiful day, in such a solemn and warm atmosphere, we have gathered in this cozy hall in order to congratulate everyone’s beloved and respected ____________________. Let's try today to make sure that the smile does not leave our (his) ________ face, and her (his) eyes shine with happiness... I sincerely welcome all the guests gathered here and gladly open this holiday!
This day brought us together and united us, ______________ eclipsed everyone in a place of honor, because it’s not for nothing that today he was awarded by fate - this date, which is popularly called dear! Even if it’s the beginning of the century outside, we won’t change traditions; let’s sip a glass of wine for a dear person. May this day go down in history forever, and may ___________________ bring only happiness! And let the guests have fun carelessly, I hope no one leaves the holiday sad! To start the celebration as it should be, everyone is invited to fill their glasses!!!
Before the spouse's toast
: Dear guests! You are all witnesses that the light of one star does not fade in our horizon. And by the way, there is a fan among us who has been studying this for many years... One day they met and fell in love with each other, and live together to this day... Of course you guessed it - I’m talking about the precious 2nd half, this is...
1st toast ________________
Crusts for the anniversary: “Membership card”
Membership card
Union of Alcoholics Membership Card
Full name……… Chief Accountant
Expensive ______________________! All Russians celebrate this significant day - the 50th anniversary of your publication. Preparing in advance for this bright holiday, several decades ago we declared March 8 a day off - also because listing your merits will take more than one hour. Over the past period, you have changed 2 departments, but not a single car. I would like to note that by supporting a domestic manufacturer, whose defense from external enemies was devoted 20 years of selfless service, you will finally choose an exclusively Russian car. Never resting on your laurels and firmly believing in the future of Russia, you have devoted several years to teaching Russians English. It is difficult to overestimate this work, which was literally selfless, because you do not know English. I would especially like to note your enormous contribution to (children, grandchildren). Success in this field speaks for itself. And today, on the day of your 50th birthday, in the home of every Russian, according to tradition, there is a feast, toasts and wishes for health, an active and regular working life for the benefit of the family and the Motherland.
Signature ____________ Date _____________
Guest introduction
Wonderful charm, tenderness, grace for the hero of the occasion, for the charming one, your ovation!!
Let's prolong the wonderful moments For the husband (wife), your applause!
This evening, the pleasant excitement of the guests of honor is the performance. We have a lady present here. Sister __________________! Cousins () Are here Now there will be a storm of applause in the hall!
There is always peace in your soul when your sons (daughters) are next to you. Mom (Dad) have them very good, let's clap our hands for that
And now I’ll tell you more simply: Your beloved daughters-in-law will congratulate you on the holiday. They are all here and waiting for applause too!
And for his grandmother (grandfather), on such a beautiful day, the grandchildren are here, now gathered. They've been waiting for applause. And now let's greet the matchmakers together! We really need their presence.
I would like to introduce you to my wonderful, devoted friends!!! They are also waiting for applause. Show yourself where you are!
Now let's clap our hands. and to all the guests, good luck to you!
A humorous poster about the search for a particularly dangerous criminal - the hero of the day
FSB message:
A particularly dangerous criminal is wanted! For robbery of enterprises on an especially large scale without the use of weapons (cold steel and firearms). • Nickname “ZAM” (“chief”, “mother”, etc.), intended name, patronymic according to the latest passport (full name). • Pretends to be a 55-year-old woman. • True age 35-40 years. • The eyes are dark and framed by thick eyelashes. • The look is languid - sad. • Sable eyebrows. • Lips with a clear pattern, heart shape. • Average height. • The gait is light and swift. • Slim figure. • Contact, sociable. • When making contacts, he easily evokes affection and frankness. • The received information is used to transmit UDNP through a receiving and transmitting device called “SECRETARY”. • According to the latest data, in order to conceal his age, he feigns neuroses, moping, neuralgia, and fractures in order to throw intelligence agencies off the scent. • She was illegally abducted and embezzled with 15 years of work experience. Taking into account that the average monthly salary in Russia is 5,000 rubles, the amount of damage caused is 100,000 rubles. • Has false documents with him – passport, ID.
If you have information about the whereabouts (full name), please contact us at: ___________ (venue of the holiday). The person who reports is given a reward: • 0.04g. vodka; • 1/8 apple or 1 piece; • 1 fresh pickled cucumber with cumin, dill, cloves, cinnamon, black pepper. (insert photo of the hero of the day)
Comic certificates from doctors of narrow specialties
Comic certificate from a psychiatrist:
- This girl is just smart. She just looks stupid - good mood today!!!
A comic certificate from a drug dispensary:
- I'm not a drug addict, I just drank beer today and counted the birds in the trees!
Comic certificate
The “Best Colleague” desk badge (with humor) is given to a work colleague for their anniversary
Table sign
Team meeting _____________ Considered the issue of awarding an honorary title
"BEST COLLEAGUE"
Comrade________________ After a long and tedious delving into the personal file and character of the above-mentioned comrade, the following facts were revealed: – an experienced workaholic; – has connections... with the people needed for the department; – is the chairman of the house temperance society and an activist in his troika; – a homely family man (not to be confused with a family brownie); – workplace...always in place; – trusted equipment available; – signatures are present in all salary statements; – not greedy (the other day he refused a bonus that he was not given in 1980). Having considered the candidacy of the above-mentioned comrade, the meeting, by a majority vote, decided to award the “BEST COLLEAGUE” desk badge.
Signatures _____________ Date ______________
Oath of a young pensioner
Leading
: Today we accept our ……….. into the society of pensioners (
name of state
) and take an oath from her:
I, a young pensioner of _________ (name of country), joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, moderate drinkers and non-drinkers, poking my nose everywhere, solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be of sound spirit and sound body Don’t let yourself be knocked down by the wind, illness, or drunkenness.
She):
I swear!
Leading
:
Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs. Walk confidently along any road! I swear!
Leading
:
Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears. Don’t give in to sadness, illness, or cold! I swear!
Leading
:
Drink only with friends, and then little by little. Always find a path to the house. I swear!
Leading
: Dear ___________________! We accept you into the ranks so that you will not know trouble. Don’t get sick, don’t be discouraged, eat more, sleep better. Be cheerful and don’t swear, never worry. Young so that a pensioner can do everything and manage to do everything. To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of honorary pensioner. And when you are a hundred, we will set this table again!
Competitions, costume show
Competition by choice
There is another OATH OF A YOUNG PENSIONER Ved.: Today we accept our……….. into the society of pensioners of Russia and take an oath from her: I, a young pensioner of Russia, joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, moderate drinkers and non-drinkers, sticking my nose everywhere, I solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be in a sound spirit and a sound body. Do not allow yourself to be brought down by either the wind, or illness, or drunkenness. Jubilee: I swear! Ved.: Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs. Walk confidently along any of the roads. Jubilee: I swear! Ved.: Be sharp with your tongue, eyes and ears. Do not give in to sadness, illness, or cold! Jubilee: I swear! Ved.: Drink only with friends, and then little by little. Always find a path to the house. Jubilee: I swear! Ved.: Dear………………………. ! We accept you into the ranks so that you will not know trouble. Don’t get sick, don’t be discouraged, eat more, sleep better. Be cheerful and don’t swear, never worry. Young so that a pensioner can do everything and manage to do everything. To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of honorary pensioner. And when you are a hundred, we will set this table again! Advice for a young pensioner
Have you retired? Congratulations and envy! Use our tips to get incredible pleasure from it. First of all, go to the hardware store and buy the biggest hammer you can. Ask why? That's right, it's better to buy a sledgehammer or a two-pound weight. Bring it home and slowly start hitting the alarm clock, saying: “Well, you bastard, now you’ll know how to mock!” Then lay out the sofa, move the refrigerator next to it and sleep for a week, getting up only when nature calls. After you've slept, go outside. Go to a store where there have been no queues for a long time, and, having personally convinced yourself that your pension is still not enough for anything, do not buy anything. Take your phone into the bathroom and talk for hours, floating up and down into the fragrant light foam, like a mermaid (option for women) or like a submarine (option for men). Grandchildren call, children ask for money, strangers bother you, and you say to them: “Hello! What am I doing? I’m lying in the bath.” Then call the doctor at home and, when he’s still at the door, he sarcastically asks: “Are you counting on the ballot?” Proudly answer: “I don’t care about this ballot!” And then take it anyway, but don’t go close it, let them worry about how to write it off! Finally, watch the live broadcast from the next meeting of the State Duma, and with health benefits. To do this, you need to sit in a chair, turn on the TV, turn off the sound, close your eyes, and you will have the same effect as from Kashpirovsky’s session. And put flowers in a jar of water charged from the transmission as a memory of the glorious labor past. You can try to voice the decisions of the Duma yourself, where the President will hear the high figures of your new pension, a specific day for the free distribution of cars (one to each pensioner), even if only domestically produced, for your selfless work for the good of the Motherland. The rest can be thought out as you wish. But seriously, a pensioner is also a position. Grandchildren will come and again no personal life! Therefore, I would like to amend the law on pensions: “Everyone is allowed to take a year of pension at a time convenient for him and upon request.” After all, life is given to a person once, and you want to live it well, at least in retirement! At least one year!
CEREMONY “DEDICATION TO PENSIONERS” Presenter: Ring your glasses on Anniversary nights. We are guests of the holiday, we want to perform. The era of the Bright Years is approaching - Become a pensioner Always be prepared! With joyful laughter, With the song of friends, You celebrate a big anniversary! The time has come for the Great Years. Become a pensioner Always be prepared! The hero of the day, And you look like nothing Lose a couple of years Be ready! -Always ready!
“You’re retiring,” everyone at the table says. Have happy dreams there Be prepared! -Always ready!
To live on your pension, you must be friends with your diet! Eat cake with your pension. Are you ready to invite us all? -Always ready!
Compress your retirement day to the limit, and don’t sit idle for hours. So that after six there is nothing left to do, are you ready for this? -Always ready!
Our hero of the day became an example, you have become an excellent pensioner!
Victoria Gutnik
Scene “Seeing off to retirement”
Dear Maamites! I bring to your attention a scene for seeing off female employees on retirement. We saw off our manager.
Leading:
Attention! The solemn moment of our meeting is coming! Today the head of the Morozko kindergarten ___ will be initiated into Young Pensioners. This act is carried out on the initiative of the State Pension Fund of Russia. We invite its representatives.
Grandmothers come in to the beat of drums.
Stay where you are. One - two. Right. One - two. (one grandmother turns to the right, the other does not, and she turns her around)
As the French say: “ant und einzig zwei unt zwan-zig” - let’s get down to business.
Come out, our friend. Now we will publicly accept you into the society of pensioners.
Repeat after us (they hand over a scroll or a printed oath in a frame):
I, a young pensioner of Russia, joining the honorary society of working and non-working pensioners, moderate drinkers and non-drinkers, poking my nose everywhere, solemnly swear:
1. Be a worthy member of society, that is, always be in sound body and sound spirit. Don’t let yourself be brought down by either the wind, or your husband, or illness, or drunkenness. I swear!
2. Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs and walk along any road without support. I swear!
3. Be sharp with your tongue, eyes and ears. Do not give in to measles, sadness, or cold. I swear!
4. Make all your desires come true, since abstinence is dangerous at this age. I swear!
5. Drink to the bottom little by little, but do not lose the path to the house. I swear!
(When pronouncing the word “I swear!” the grandmother hits her forehead with a musical hammer.)
Well, well, our friend! From now on, you don’t have to work, but only advise, that is, point the finger.
Your pension will be paid in dollars and euros in ruble equivalent. Be calm, our friend. You will receive your pension regularly
-(To the guests.) And you all stay in peace!
Anniversary award “Medal of the hero of the day”
"GOLDEN JUBILEE"
This gold medal is solemnly awarded to a Man with a capital M, a hard worker at work and at home, a person who drinks little and thinks a lot.
We recommend addressing the hero of the day as “Your Honor”, “Your Majesty” or “Your documents”!
To which the hero of the day is obliged to present this medal, as confirmation of his special status.
Signature of the director of Horns and Hooves Company LLC __________________ Agreed with the trade union committee ________________ Date _________________ (anniversary date)
Comic birth certificate form and form opp-2a form download in Word
Here you will find the most sincere congratulations on your anniversary in prose and SMS. For you, short congratulations on the anniversary of a man and a woman. So be young as before, More tender than a snowdrop in May, We wish you not to lose hope, Always bloom without fading!
We are moving away from leveling. Many people are interested in the most modern things. With the help of business, we can offer this, without forgetting, of course, the spiritual component and care. Therefore, the new club is a good example of public-private partnership in the social sphere.”
Host: These are the kind of friends our birthday girl has, it turns out. But during her life she made many friends, and not only among Arabs. Meet the Russian folk choir - singing without panties!
Diploma templates
Layouts of comic letters need to be cheerfully signed. If there is no diploma with the desired nomination online, then download blank diplomas and then sign them at your own discretion.
For example: “To the best checkers player!”, “Certificate for participation in the most fiery dances!”, “Juicy berry at 45 years old!”
