TOASTS FOR A CORPORATE PARTY
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Very often in life such a situation happens: you want one thing, you can do another, and a third thing happens. I raise my glass to ensure that our desires, coincidences and opportunities always coincide! And so that everything in our lives happens as we wish! However, be careful with your wishes and remember that they have the extraordinary ability to come true! Dear colleagues, here’s to you!
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A shoe company sent two sales agents to Central Africa to conduct market research. At some point, the company received two faxes. “It’s bad,” writes the first agent, “everyone here walks barefoot, they don’t recognize shoes.” “Colossal profits await us,” says the second, “everyone walks barefoot here.” So let's drink to the optimism in the mood of the workers!
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Success, like the weather, is fickle and changeable. Luck is a capricious thing, it comes when it pleases. And only work is distinguished by enviable consistency - unchanged and predictable, five days a week. Terrible injustice! I propose to drink so that good luck and success, as well as a great mood, become our daily companions on the way to work, accompany us in our work and accompany us home from work! May luck and success make us richer every day!
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Scientists have proven that of all the questions that arise, ninety percent can be resolved by themselves, while the rest remain unsolvable. Colleagues, let's drink so that we don't have to worry about little things.
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It's good when people work well together. It’s even better when these same people know how to relax properly and with soul. It is these teams that do the highest quality work and produce the best results. For our team!
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Success, as we know, comes only to those who are hardworking, are not afraid of difficulties, know how to solve all issues almost playfully, know what they want and how to get it, while remaining in honor and with justice! I propose to drink so that our company will always be successful, and our secrets will be elusive to competitors!
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Today I’m not just drinking for my colleagues. I drink to the team, which has become family to me. Sometimes it was not easy for us to find a common language, sometimes we allowed negative thoughts into our heads. But no matter what happened, we remained true to our work. After all, our work has become for us not just a means of earning money, but a way of life. I wish us all to maintain our unity and may our ambitions lead us to new heights.
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Staying afloat in our difficult times is already a great achievement! I say a toast to the fact that we are not afraid of a crisis, to the fact that we always have fresh ideas and valuable employees to implement our plans! May success always accompany us in everything!
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They say: “What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger!” Dear colleagues, let's drink and have fun! And if we don’t die from a hangover tomorrow, we’ll work a hundred times better!
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All of us, tired of work, rush home as soon as possible to take a break from business, boring faces and bustle. But, as this event shows, you can have a great rest with your work team, you just need to change the environment. Therefore, I would like to wish that we have such a friendly and informal environment as often as possible, in which we would not get tired of each other, but rather unite.
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The Chinese sage Xu Xuemo wrote: “Wealth and nobility do not run after an exalted man, because he himself does not run after them. Fortune and glory will certainly come to purposeful people, because they fight for them like warriors pressed to the river.” Gentlemen! Let's drink to our determination!
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I recommend celebrating our close-knit team in a toast! Let our allergy to work be more often treated by a significant increase in the dose of salary. Let our superiors consider us outstanding wizards, and not failed storytellers. For our team!
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I want to raise this glass to our friendly team! To a team of true friends who will always help in difficult times and will never forget when everything is going well for them. For mutual support and corporate spirit!
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One day a bee asks a snake: “Why is it so: if I bite someone, then I will die, and if you bite, then the one you bit will die?” The snake answers: “Because I bite like a professional.” Let's drink to the professionals who work in our close-knit team!
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Our employees fight shoulder to shoulder, amicably and unitedly, for the success and well-being of our company! Our prospects are huge capital, mountains of success and the brilliance of luck before our eyes! So let’s drink to the fact that our corporation becomes more powerful every year, the capital becomes more solid, and the team becomes more friendly!
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Dear colleagues! Since I had the opportunity to raise a toast at a corporate party, I want to drink this glass so that we are always one step ahead of our competitors, so that our assets grow and that the best times and achievements for us are just around the corner!
New Year's toasts 2022 for a corporate party in verse
Today I want to remind everyone in this room, at the table, in the circle of close friends, that we have all become a little smarter, albeit for a year!
Even a little better, wiser, Someone has become even closer to each other, Raising a glass, I firmly believe - Turning around in a new circle,
All good things will return in the coming New Year, Beautiful faces will be here again in this warm and narrow circle!
On this day, let the fun never cease, the joyful laughter never end, and, casting aside any doubts, I wish everyone a Happy New Year!
I wish you health, good luck, May only good things happen! The clock is striking and that already means - The whole year is going back in time!
And, raising my glass at the table, In this hall, where there is celebration and light, I wish everyone one more thing - To live beautifully in love for many years!
Dear guests and venerable assembly! I have two news for you, I will tell them for your edification.
Without pretense and honestly, Without hints, reservations - A year has passed, then everyone knows, He was partly dear to us.
And for this I ask You to drink your glasses boldly, Without refusal, I’m not kidding, This, you know, is for the cause!
Bitterness is the expectations of everything that did not come true, Intoxication is the dreams of those that happened.
And a hangover is a balance between what has come true and not, And everything depends on you: To be hungover or not!
This is the first. Second – I’ll ask you to pour more! This is not an easy matter - drink with benefit and know how.
Bitterness on the lips again. These, others, are things in the world: A dacha, somewhere in the mountains, TVs, apartments...
Intoxication is the soul, Conscience, faith, piety, And a hangover is not a big deal! If you want it together!
And for this New Year, I hope two examples will become a reason, people, to do a good deed.
Don’t wish for excess, know the limit, don’t commit a sin... Let everyone have one more try on the New Year.
Congratulations in prose to colleagues on their professional holiday
Dear Colleagues!
Today, on our professional holiday, I want to thank you for your daily hard work. I am sure that it is thanks to your efforts that our enterprise, with its colossal potential, will be able to prove itself worthily in the very near future! Happy holiday, dear colleagues! The very best wishes to you, your family and friends! I wish you happiness, health and general success in the development of our beloved enterprise! *** Dear colleagues, best congratulations on this holiday. I wish you creative success, high quality of your products, successful prosperity in the world of business. May luck always accompany you in all your affairs, and may there be many good events in your personal life.
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Dear and beloved colleagues! Today we congratulate you on a wonderful holiday! And we wish you professional success and many victories in a variety of fields. And the most important thing is that all this is appreciated!
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May your joy today be sincere, as are our wishes. We wish you higher salaries and extra bonuses, we wish you less work and increased profits. In general, let it be better, and nothing will happen to you for it!
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Accept congratulations today, may you be lucky in everything and may everything always be only profitable, may your employees respect you and may your friends love you! And may you go to work as if it were a holiday, and may you work in this mood all day long! Congratulations!
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We wish you many victories at work and in business, and in the family, peace and warmth. Then balance will become happiness and you will want to go to work and home from work! Congratulations!
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We wish you a lot of things, so that all this is desired and necessary, so that lunch lasts longer, and the boss calls less often. So that successes are noticed and failures are missed! And so that the mood lifts at the mere word “work”!
We wish you an explosion of emotions today, may the most wonderful things come true, and may there always be victories,
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Congratulations on your professional holiday - Social Worker's Day. I wish you good health, happiness, strength and endurance, optimism and prosperity, confidence in the future, success in new endeavors! Thank you for the experience of working together and we look forward to further cooperation!
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Dear Colleagues! On behalf of the team... and on my own behalf, allow me to congratulate you and your team on their professional holiday - Chemist's Day! I wish you further development and prosperity..., success in your creative work, and the implementation of grandiose plans and projects of the company. Good health, happiness and good luck to all employees and their families!
Dear Colleagues! Today, on our professional holiday, I want to thank you for your daily hard work. I am sure that it is thanks to your efforts that our enterprise, with its colossal potential, will be able to prove itself worthily in the very near future.
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Happy holiday, dear colleagues! Best wishes to you, your family and friends! I wish you happiness, health and general success in the development of our beloved enterprise!
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Dear colleagues, best congratulations on this holiday. I wish you creative success, high quality of your products, successful prosperity in the world of business. May luck always accompany you in all your affairs, and may there be many good events in your personal life.
New Year with colleagues: how to choose a funny toast
Congratulations and wishes allow you to set a fun and relaxed atmosphere for the party. Anyone can show off their wit and boast of oratory skills. This is especially appropriate at a corporate event, where employees often feel squeezed and insecure due to the presence of management or for other reasons. Congratulatory toasts with a touch of humor will help loosen up your colleagues. A cheerful, humorous speech during a holiday in the workplace should be:
- not hackneyed and original. Often funny toasts begin with an anecdote, but let it not be “bearded”;
- consistent with the theme of the celebration - mentions of winter, Santa Claus, and the symbol - the Rooster are desirable. At the same time, it is equally important to wittily note the peculiarities of the profession;
- simple, without florid phrases and complex speech patterns;
- brief, especially if toasts will be made by all colleagues in turn.
Everything should be within the bounds of decency. In the text, you cannot, even jokingly, in a good-natured manner, mock or single out one of your colleagues. If humor is certainly not at the level “below the belt”, so that after the feast you will not be ashamed of the words spoken.
Advice. The toast can be improvised, but it’s better to prepare at home. Practice your speech in front of a mirror to feel confident. When it's your turn during the celebration, take a deep breath and then start speaking.
Funny toasts for the New Year
Twice for the same ones... New Years are not coming! You cannot celebrate the same New Year twice... So let's drink to the timeliness, inevitability and uniqueness of this recurring holiday! Here's to the New Year!
The New Year holiday is the apotheosis of contrasts: it’s frosty, snowy, dark outside, but the lights at home are sparkling, fun, warm, a decorated Christmas tree, a festive table... Even in the new year, no matter how the winds and adversities rage around, but in the house and on the soul will be light and comfortable. May all our wishes come true in the new year! Let's raise a glass to these!
Life is like a New Year's garland - as soon as one light bulb burns out, all the others go out. If one thing doesn’t work out for a person, everything falls out of hand. So let's drink to the fact that the garland of bright events in our lives shimmers with all colors and never burns out! Here's to not burning out next year!
So, friends, we have gathered together, I will congratulate you on the New Year, with new happiness, I wish you all prosperity!
And good health to you all. Never get sick. For success and for luck, we need to drink to the bottom!
Let's drink to magic, to miracles, to joy and happiness, to the fact that good rules the world, to the fact that we always live in wealth!
For the New Year, which is like a blank slate, For all dreams to come true as soon as possible, For old and fragile bridges to always remain in the past!
The New Year is about to arrive. He's probably standing on the threshold. And the champagne is already playing in the glass, Nearby the beautiful Christmas tree is burning.
So let's raise our glasses to the past year, to the past deeds. Together we will drink to the future, so that everyone’s dreams come true!
I will raise a glass to the New Year, And I will drink to the fact that you and I, friends, may live very well!
So that all your dreams come true, There is enough goodness in the world, With luck to always be on your first foot, So that there is more magic!
So that your health is strong, Like frost in February, So that Santa Claus brings you a million under the Christmas tree!
We are in the power of glorious traditions. The eternal search is akin to us in everything. Happy New Year, friends, with new happiness, with a new toast at our table!
Let's drink to the 365 days that await us ahead, to the 365 opportunities, to the 365 new pages of life, to the 365 miracles that will happen to us! Here's to the New Year, which will give us all this! Hooray!
I drink to a wonderful New Year. May it bring us joy, May it give us magic, We have been waiting for it for a long time!
I drink to happiness, to prosperity, to health and goodness, so that everything is in order, we have enough strength for everything!
Different countries celebrate this holiday in their own way. Sometimes old things are thrown away. I would like to wish you to throw away old thoughts on the eve of the New Year. And enter the next year with new bright dreams that inspire and inspire actions.
The chimes are striking, it's time for us to drink, Forget about all the problems, I congratulate everyone from the bottom of my heart, Let all your dreams come to life. I wish you in the New Year, Believe in miracles and fate, Stay away from troubles, And live in abundance and warmth!
Funny and witty toasts for a New Year's corporate party
- Smart people assure that work is not a wolf and will not run away into the forest. But, you must admit, sometimes you still want to shoot her! The main thing, dear colleagues, is that our salary grows and does not run into the forest! Let's drink together to work like this, which is significantly less than wages!
- Once I asked a cobra: “When you bite a person, he dies, and if a bee stings, then death overtakes it. Why?" “It’s all a matter of qualifications,” answered the cobra. “The bee is an amateur, and I am a professional.” I propose to raise your brim-filled glasses to the professionalism in our work!
- The boss asks one of his subordinates: “What, Ivan Ivanovich, have you decided to grow a beard?” “Well, you have to at least do something,” the employee replied. I propose, dear colleagues, to raise a glass to good, dust-free work in the Year of the Rooster!
- Colleagues are talking: “Imagine, Irina Petrovna, I worked for myself, worked hard, and now I have to quit!” - “Why so and so?” “I don’t think we will work well with the new boss. The previous ones were gold, not men. One of them doted on hunting, the other respected fishing. And this... He doesn’t even care about football and hockey! I don’t know how to find an approach to him” - “Haven’t you, dear colleague, tried to get involved?” I propose to drink to such enlightened and democratic leaders who are passionate about their work!
A fun holiday at the workplace will be a good end to the next working year. In addition to witty toasts, funny competitions - intellectual and active, as well as comic horoscopes and predictions for 2017 - will help create a cheerful festive atmosphere at a corporate party.
Comic toasts for a corporate party about the year of the tiger
What 2022 will bring us, who knows? Nobody! It's impossible to predict everything. So let's enjoy what we have and give everyone positivity. Tell a couple of toasts to your colleagues and partners and make them laugh.
I hope this New Year will come with gifts for each of us. Anyone who wanted to buy a new car will finally buy it. Anyone who wanted to make any discovery will make it. Those who wanted to find love will find it. Let everyone get their happiness. So let's drink to the new, bright things in our lives! For the New Year.
It's time to drink to the one who is welcomed everywhere - both in hostels, and in cramped Khrushchev-era buildings, and in expensive villas, to the one whom all people are happy to welcome, regardless of their position - to the New Year 2022, friends!
Let's raise our glasses to the fact that in the New Year we will have as many good and interesting deeds, extraordinary events and pleasant meetings as there are lights on the New Year's garland!
The coming year is the year of the tiger, and I want to drink so that none of us will be given a striped skin, and there will only be comfort and wealth in the house.
Dear friends, I am grateful to everyone who is present here. May the new year open new opportunities and new prospects for our company. Well, today, on the official evening of the corporate party, let's drink to our favorite work! Happy New Year, colleagues! For us!
